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Concatumalashuns booklion! A chokklit treet fur u?
Thnx, goosey. Chokklit treets for awl ov us in teh makramay, & fur ebberybuddy else, too!
conga ratz booklion – top ov a six way makramay!!
Thnx, BGee. I haz nebber taysted it, but I haz herd der iz such a ting az a Koka-Kola kake. Maybe we haz it?
Ai have seen teh recipe. Teh bublols r supozed 2 make it fluffier.
Ai am sure der’z a fresh peace (or 30 or forty) in teh tybooteek.
Ai’ll go look
MEbbe we all goez togedder. I don’t haz a cheezland sno-globe yet.
Dere’s a hole nook full ov the prity swirly sno- globes. Keep an ai opn for napkins 2. ai furgot 2 pik tehm up wif teh caek.
Oooh, I lykes thz snow-globez. Mirakewluos, hao they fitted ebberyting in that lidde globe…JCH4K Blvd, teh nawt barn, teh deBeaker Labs…I see all ov uz cheezpeeps mooving around in dere…
I wunders if yu can see teh foochur if yu starez into it long enuff…
If u starez into it lawng enuff, teh foochur sneaks up and kiks u in teh rear.
Reality iz a reely slow tiem machine.
LOL! A wyze obsermavayshun, BGee.
Herez a grate big won wif vanilla frosty ‘n’ caramel swirlies.
Ai’ve got teh plates – Whoo wantz a sliec!
*raises a floofy paw*
*slice,plate, add caramel frosting rose*
Heer u go,
Enjoi
Fanks! Nao ai jus needs a cold glass uv milk.
Ai yoosta werk at a restaurant dat putted Sprite in teh pancaeks to maek dem niec & fluffy. Dey wuz SOOOO yummy!!! Diddint need buddur oar syrup oar ennyfing. Yew kud jus pik dem up wif yer pawz & nom nom nom.
Ai yousta werk at a place that used just plain carbonated water, no Sprite. Much fluffyness. Ai maded pankakes tonite too but almost burnded the howse down!
(inlawz appreciated mi moving fast to fix smokie situation…)
we gawtz ebreefing yu can imajin. da cocola caik iz beddur nor maynaze cake but Iz nawt best ina whrld. Yu mite liek it.
Aiz wearin mah green shooz agin today, GMWGS. Ai thot uv yew wen ai wuz puttin dem on dis mornin.
Ohai, {{{{{{nightshayde}}}}] did yu se mai klekshun awn mai paje? Aim b hined da curve awn maiking da link but yu can fined it .http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-gramawgs/ . hm it didn’t seem to make a link here either.
I’ve bin obur tu cheezfrenz paje until ai did sumfing rong nd ebreefing disapered. iz taiking tu mush tiem tu rede awl dat ennywai.
Yew haz sum rillee niftee green shooz in yer pikshurs!
*just poppin in on teh way out teh door*
booklion! Congrats to u!!
thnx leeza-b.
Happy ebening n flying skwirlolz in yr dreemz!
Ai agwee awn teh bestest praiz ebber!
Adn concatlolashuns awn ur nawt-sekkund! *Gibs orinj jooc adn roas gardin*
oh hai guys!!!1! adn Conga-rats-matchulations foar yur nowt secund Booklion!!!1!
Yesh! Fur taht, ai’d switsh frum Pepsi in a newyawk hartbeet!
skor!
Dats teh nawt sekond priez
Wut teh sekkind praiz?
Der sekkond pryze iz an orinj kitteh. Thyrd prize iz teh bear teh kitteh chaysed up teh tree.
Forf priez iz a can uv coke (am Ai teh ownlee purrsun hoo finks coke is pleh?)
I thort forf pryz woz a wooden spoon adn fifth prize woz teh can ob coke. (Neber, eber trust a soft drink orijinally sowld as a shoe polish.)
Iz dat troo? Ai nebber heered dat b4.
o yeah pleh pleh! it was promoted foar manee purposes in attempts to maek moneyz!!! luk! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coka_cola#History
Usta use teh leffober cocolas frum partehs 2 cleen teh terlet. Pore N adn let stan 4 a wile, adn teh acid frum teh sewda cleenser rite up!
U nawt onlee purrson hoo finks coke iz teh pleh. Ai agweez, az duz mai familee.
Ai laiks teh sekkind pryz!
Coke az soda, pleh, yes.
Coke az ingredient in sumfin els kan be prity gud.
Coke iz ok, beddur dan Pepsi. But foar me, ai prefur Dr Pepper!
Ai donut liek Coke needer. So noes, yu nawt teh ownlee wun.
Dat’s gud, Ai doan’t liek bein lownlee! Trubble Ai fined is dat teh ownlee diet drink moast plaesis haz iz diet coke. Teh wuns wiv shugr in dem maek u moar firsty dan u waz – an Ai can’t haz dem `coz uv teh diabeetus.
probbly eet does nowt do bad ownlee to diabeetus….
hi, annipuss,
I aboids teh sugar IRL, too. I mostly haz wadder or unsweet iced tea when I goez out.
*Sighs wistfully, remembering collej daze ov pizza & beer & uther carbs nao verboten.*
*sighs* in our daiz doctors dont hav teh lolz! dey prohibit eberythin which gives teh lolz
In TTI, a boddle uv wadder costs at leest twiece as mutsh as teh pleh diet coke!
Leestwaiz, it duz at railwai stashuns. Ai taeks sum frum teh tap in mai kitshen an sabes munny.
yes in TTI even fruit iz moar expensive dan full prepacked meal!!!1! well i finkso
if gibbon a choyce ai takes teh peppppsi enny dai
Dat Bare prize prolly only showz up in th3 supr Ekonomee seyes pakidge.
but wherz mai coak?
Kitteh drank it. Ekspekt super-charged kitteh foar teh next elebenty dayz.
Halp, Ai’m in a bocks!
Iz a strange kitteh hoo iz born frum cardbord egg!!!1!!
Ai haz to drink moar Coek!!!
Mee 2. Ai liek dat preyez!
Ai can haz a whoal set?
Yu can collekt teh howl set, adn we eben inkluwd a free catnip binder tu keep tehm in! In elebenty installments.
Teh prize boxes is plastik coated. If ur gonna collekt teh hole set, u’ll need teh xtra litter bawkses.
Ooooh! Multi-purpose prizes. Momma liek!!
any nomable prizes foar meh?
There’s awlwaiz teh catnip binder.
Olternatib thyrd prize iz a lifetime’s supply ob cheezburgers, shot owt ob an awtomatic gyant tennis traynur gun, wish will fall five feet in frunt ob whereber yu aer standing, no matter where yu aer or how fast yu run.
Catnip or lifetyme Cheezburgers? dis iz teh queshun… can I haz both?
Ai’d lyk to gib teh werld a kitteh, an teech tehm awl to LOL….
@@@@@!!!!!@@@@@
We all needz more LOLs
U singed reel gud, Ambercat.
U shud heer Ambercat sing “Memries” frum Cats.
She iz teh awsum.
I’d syng memories mysilf, but I’b furgotten it.
*snerk*
@@@@@ Brawhahaha
*heddesk*
*groaaaaaaan*
Miiiiiiiiiiiidnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt!
Nawt a sown form teh *deep breff*
Paaaaaaaaaayvmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!
Has teh mune lorst her memry?
She is smylin aloen
FangQ fangQ. Dat will do. Doan’t cawl us…..
*thunderous appaws frum floofy paws*
Oh Ambercat…u iz az ‘mazing az eber!
Nobuddee singz it like U!
Fank yew!
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Wun ov mai teechers sayed – wehn yoo go to a concert where sumwun yoo know is perrufromaing, you MUST go bak stagj an see them. An if tehy were purrfektlee awfull – the yoo smile reelee big, give them a big hug – an exclaim wif enthusiasm “Ai;ve nebber HURD such singing!
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Maeks mee laff ebry taim.
Iz gots vary lotza guzlebompz form yr prefroments, Ambercat!!!1! I finx u dasurvz a Toony awadr for dat ‘n am gonna luk ntu et, Ifink. Ho-K? Wil latcha no.
In the laaaamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet….. and the wiiiiiiiiind begins to moooooan…..
*Apppllauusee*
Et is naow my axtreem plaishure to praiseantt to da lubbley an tawentid Ambercat hr frist Toony Awadr fr hr emazin prefoments uv ‘Memries’ frm deh plai ‘Lolcatz’. We r awl sooooooooo praud ev yew, Ambercats fr yr fien preforments.
* Praiseantz Toony stattchewettte 2 Ambercat*
*Gibs hugggzzz and air kitsez. {{{A}}}*
*wypes teeer frm I*
*Crawd gos wiiildl wif pleshuer 4 a mommetn dey wl nevair froget.*
*YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!*
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@FTW!!Elebenty!!!!!!!!
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.*..Wiv gushie fud an
purrs an Mews*
*an cheezburgerz for ower Tee*…..
*It’s teh real skweeeeeeeee………La la la lah,lah la la leeee..dah dah dah dee dee dee….
Go to maikitteh dot com
Ai tried it (wifout lolspeak)
Seemz 2 b a dating serbice for peeps whu don kare if dey’z datin married peeps or not.
Pleh.
Oh noes!!! Ai dint kno taht. Ai wuz jus tryin to maek a funnee. Oops.
Well itz surtanlee funee naow!
*can just imajine teh new advurts appeering dere naw it’s listed heer: Orinj tabby luuking tu get owt ob poyzunus relayshunship seeks siameez oar coarnish rex*
if aneeone wants to daet meh I iz availabul!!!1!
Ai’m free – well nawt berry ekspensib.
lolz ok we haz an offer! come on girls lets increaz teh competishun meh iz a lolcat of Olympic proportions! come on!!! any odder offers?
Iz yew willink to kimmute?
to wher?
Ummmms, nooziland?
Ai hazza sadd. It haz bin sooooo long since ai bin on a daye, ai is out of pwacktise, ifinkso.
down’t hav a sad, adn yoo never furget hao to do diz fings, i finkso! i iz sure noozelant haz mannee boylolcats too dayt!!!
Ai haz bin sinkle for two yers. Not finded teh niec nooziland boykitteh yet. Ai had wun daet in Jnaree tihs year. Wud haev been moer fun if he hadda stood me up. Ifinkso ai am too tall for teh nooziland boykittehs.
haha i haz been single foar moar years! I PWND yoo!!! lolz!
ai fink is moar laik 9 yeers foar me, I PWND boff ov you!
as garry sun keel or sez
in minnesota re finding single men
“teh odds are good, but teh goods are odd”
been single 41 years.
It’s teh reel thing!
Hai Daisy!
Ware didz u get ur nice harness? It looks so comfy.
Awl I can find round here are teh skinny ones.
I winned it in a kontest! But it is made by Puppia, so you can finds it on-line. I loves it varry mutch, and it is varry comfy.
Fank yew, Daisy!
U r teh one to go to fur fashion advice!
Hai Romeow!
Hao is teh HappyCat doin? Iz yew keepin him fur reelz, oar is yew just keepin him until himz gets to himz furebber hoam?
Hai Nightshayde!
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Teh gud mews is dat HappyCat is FeLuk and FIV negative! Hims iz officially healfy and “tutored.”
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We hab him here, and a gate between sum rooms, so our cats can look, and he can look wifowt enny touches. Iz a liddle disruptive, but dey hab onwee been lookin at eech odder fur a cuple days.
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I’z still lookin fur a hoam, butts fings hab been on hold while hims recubbers frum surgery, and until we found out dat he’s healfy. In bout a week, I’ll b able to gib him a baff, and den we’ll see iffs we can find a foreber hoam.
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HappyCat iz bery happy. He’s feeling a liddle better and starting to play. He LOVES to do happyfeet – I doan reely fink he cud stop iffs he wanted to.
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So, we’re in a holding pattern fur a liddle bit. Den, wif awl teh gud fots frum Cheez Peeps, his foreber hoam will appear.
I’m so happy to heer tht HappyCat iz happy & helfy. R teh cats hostile to eech oddr fru teh gate? Or potensheeally frendly?
Sending luvs and chin skritchees to HappyCat & all teh otter kittehs, nawt to mention {{}} to u & yur husban for reskewing HappyCat.
I luv tis pic. I luv teh Kitteh!
Kitteh iz az sweet as Coke.
Hi, Romeow.
Kitteh iz sew cyute, iz splortalizhus! *splort!* See?
Ai wantz mai Dr. Pepper!
schrodinger’s refreshming stand
But wii kin c kitteh – wii noez iz alaiv.
Yes, but can yu see teh coke? Den yu down’t know dat’s alib, do you?
Ai hoap teh coke iz nawt alib! O_O Dat wud b teh scaree! Mai know wahntin libbing coke. Iffin ai drynk it, ai killz it ded. x_x
both jd and Opheliacat yoo hav teh phunneeeee!!!!!
teh blob. engulfing ebbryting inits path BWAH HA HA……coff,coff
Mai house iz 2 busee, ai needz decaff kittehs!!!1!!
ai hearz dey has decaff Dr. Pepper! ai lurves de Dr. Pepper!
Ai’m a pepper
Heez a pepper
Sheez a pepper
Weez a pepper
Wudn’t u like too b a pepper too!
I lubz deh cherry baniller dokter pepperz.
sights awl doctors ( Dr. ) don’t gives yoo eberythin… dey alwaiz say wifout X and wifout Y adn deZ and non-W blah!
Decaff diet Dr. Pepper is YUM!
O hai!
Ah can comes an chats wif evverbody? An maybe laters some drinkses and danses? Ah isn’t never is sed stuffs heres till nows, but is readed wif great intersts.
oh hai Rattipuss!
Welkum 2 deh Cheezland, Rattipuss!! Dis iz beeing deh wundermus plais.
*handz RP a CHRG adn a chokklit martoonee*
Wii hopez u will um bak adn plaing wif us agin!
Cheez!!
Oh Hai!
Ai don get 2 koment much eether. But when ai doo, evvrywuns verry nise.
hi rattipuss! yoo iz welkom! glad yoo came to joyn teh fun! *hands rattipuss a homaed chonklit caek for teh refreshmints later*
allz i eva get iz moar cokez… ;(
Nex tiem at stoar, lissen to sodas befoar bying them. If iz meowin, gud chance theers kitteh insides!!!1!!
…an datz teh wun yew wantz!
Haw! Jus don shake em up, you get angree kitteh instead!!!
LOL I tht iz rly fny!
dagnabit, an i’v bin yoosin all my poynts for teh free mp3 downlodes. shulda bin savin tehm up for a kitteh.
plus i alwuz buyz teh 2-leetr bottls, an tehy not can put teh kittehs in teh bottles.
O hai!
I can has talks an chats wif everbodies? An sum drinkses and danses laters?
Oh, hai, Rattipuss! U has been introdoosed too teh Pleh dat r Wurdpress, i finkso.
Best. Prize. Ever.
Ai agree! Ai’m cashin in all mai points!
I like a glas wif ise, plzk…
lol cute
bestest reward evah
you winz a smiling kitteh
haha! i has itteh bitteh kitteh it not vawy lol-like!
lol thets rly kewl pic. I rly wunt alolcat n a mycoke Rewurds
LOL KEWL
Make note of “2653″
OMG! Yahh!
I WON A LOLCAT!
Wait, thats just a caption…isn’t it?
Oh well, lurv the cat
do want lolcat!