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Antelopez is frendz – nawt fud!
de be vege…. vega….no eats meats.
so wiz must party for nightshayde. should we haz vegi burgars?
yeeeees vegi burgers wif cheez!!!
Ai can haz sum ranch dressin fur dippin?
ov course yoo can! yoo iz teh partee girl!!!
Veggie burgerz r mah faborite!
I bringed sum let-us, ‘maytoe, avocado, and pikles!
Hao bout sum nommy wheet buns?
Romeow! Ai leevded yew a kweschun on teh las fred – didja see? If nawt, ai kin saev yew teh tiem & ask it heer insted…
I’ll go bak and luk!
Fanks fur lettin meh kno.
I answered it!
Fanks fur asking bout HappyCat!
He’s FeLuk and FIV negative!!!!
I lefted commint for yu on t’other fred, too. Glad for HappyCat!
I keep thinking about him, and about you. He’s so lucky to have you! Is there any chance that he’ll be staying with you? Is your fur family relatively ok with his being there, or are they just ready to have him leave sometime yesterday?
…
Please give him skritches behind the ears and a belly rub (only if he likes that) from his (maybe overstepping bounds) virtual Auntie Nightshayde!
happytayles fur HappyCat!
Yay you! Nawt sekund!!
Sharktale FTW!
Psst — it wuz akshullee Finding Nemo… but yew getz pointz fur effurt!!!
Oh noes!!!! I gotted mai fishy moovies comfused!!!
*blush*
Still! FTW
*whipurrs to Dani* To maek “blush” yoo rites teh “oops”
“Finding Nemo” ref FTW!!!!!!
*nuzzle Nuzzle* Sniff Sniff… mmmm….
Congo Ratz Nightshayde. Yooz fast! Whats you wantz fur naught-sekkund funz?
Fanks!
Hmmm… mebbe a hawt chawklit (fortified wif Baileyz oar Kahlua). Teh A/C iz cranked heer at werk & aiz FREEZIN!!!
Yu gotz it, wif egstry whippy-creem. wee can startz a conga line tuu, dat getza warmf ups!
*slurp* Mmmm…. fanks! Dis iz teh yummeh!
*wieps wippee-creem frum her lip*
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Nao fur teh dansin …
…
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik!
Jooynes nightshayde in teh conga lion.
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik! Whooo Hooooooo!!
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik!
Wun too free, kik! IZZAT hawt choklit wif Baileez ai see?? *puff puff*
Ai think ai mite bee reddee fur sum likwid refreshmintz!
*Pours a cup fur Janet … sprayz (teh cup – nawt teh Janet) wif teh whippee creem*
*clinkee mugs*
Cheez!
R U shur U doan werk in mai offiz? Iz freezin heer 2!!
LOL – um …. iz yew ennyware neer 6 Flagz Majik Mowntin?
uu seez? Teh jaungless no needz to b wild!!
Can be cuddley and snuggley an kyoot!
Itz such a sweet pikshur!
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Uh-oh. *SPLORT*
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*sigh* Ai shudda seen dat kummin…
Oh noes! an i no certif..sertai…lernd CCC yetz.
haf spoon… haf yarn…
*gavers up a brainz*
*hoons em inna sped*
*pat wif baack ov spooon*
*quik crochay hatz wif eerflapz n tyz*
*coverz yer hed adn ties kyoot boe unner chinz*
Dat shud hole yu til per-fesh-nal gitz heer.
`♠yaaay loves yer proseedure…yer head ,,,,,u usin it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um… ai diddint fink dat wud werk — but ai feelz surprizinglee well. Fancee dat! Yew did a lubberlee job uv crochayin mah hat so kwiklee!
Did u rember to use teh splort-weight yarn for that?
*snirklol* *gigglol* Fybr pun. ROFL! Thanx LCB!
course tookatze did -udderwise dere wud be leeks .and messess
shudnt teh leeks b in teh soop?
Mmmm… Cockaleekie. *snirk*
mai hatz iz weel thot uv.
I glad it werkd.
iz beeyootimus culurs two, tookatze!
Wate til momma antelope sees bebbehs 2 new frenz…
Oar until teh momma cheetah seez her bebbehs’ new frend. She mite want to haz teh frend kumober fur dinner. Yieks!
Eyether way, sumthin tells me dis nawt end in groop hugz…
may be groop dinner!
Teh cheetaas named him “Lazy Suzan” juss to save tiem.
ma cheeta says stop playin wiff yer fuds
yer nawt leavin da tables untils yoo done
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/19/funny-pictures-wuz-taht-a-can-opner
meh and hubcat was in africa -saw deh cheetahs at feedin tyme . berry quick on thyre feets an can jump about 10 feets high-den runs quickly away wid fud
myopic/strabismic TuxiCat sees sichewashin develtanloping & tries tew help:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion
yes it was like that eggzactly
mai holly lolrus!!!
Oooooh. Wuz dat teh lolcat frum which awl teh udder “Get in teh car!!!” haz arisen?
yes!
This wun wuz just 17 daiz after ICHC debuteded awn 11 Jan 07.
Wow — bakkin teh dayz when dere wuz moar orijinul & less repetishun (tho sumtimez teh repetishun is teh fun).
“Oh, deer, oh, deer, oh, deer”
‘Doption: Onlee chans u get 2 chuuz ur relatives. (nodnod)
“chews yer relatives”
–snert
headdesk
“Ok. Teh camras from teh Nationlol Geograffic is here, so we’s gonna chase u around a little bit. U knoes, to make it look good. U b on teh TV and everybuddy will want ur autograph, k? Oh, to make it look eggstra good, we is gonna catch u and kill u a little bit too. kthxRUN!”
ohai lcb – ai sawd a tshirt teh udder dai dat maed mii tink of u – on teh frunt it sed “easily distracted by shiny things” !
That’s the funny! Of course, I’m not really that easily dist– ooh, look! I found a quarter on the couch! Shiny!
Donut wurree. We iz only gonna kill u a little bit. U noe — fur yer fanz! U wud nawt want yer fanz to be dissuppoyntud, wud u?
ReAlitee Telly produxer sayz, don’t nom yet! Need 2 due anothr take. Airplanz
noizes obscureded de awdio.
updated version of “teh lyon shall lie down wid teh lamb” aifinkso
Dat nice
lol
i love it
Dems is swee li’l lines fer nawt eats da nannalope.
Taek meh to teh Wildebeest herd, and u won’t b hurt.
Just killed. A little.
ohai lcb……….howz yer shiney whirrld tewday? wud yew send me a link to teh site wair yew kin upload camera videos…….. ai fot itwuz google video but ai’m nawt shur….(wen yew getz a minit………
)
I replied, but even though I did teh links teh shortcut way, it didn’t show up.
But teh quick, not-quite-a-link answer is google video is: video.google.com.
Yahoo video is video.yahoo.com
wai fankyew!!! ai iz sperimentin wif mai digitul camra wut haz teh video tew…
I look forward to seeing ur spearmints.
And a word of warning: No videos of running water!
Ok, that was 5 words.
otay, dis a test
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2024963893936777823&hl=en
warning!! warning!! video is boring!!! warning!! i know how to do it now….cud be bad!!
I laffed, I cried. It was better than “Titanic”. I want to see it again and again.
shaddup!! mai flegling attempt shud nawt be scoffedat
never wood ai scoffed at ur attempt…it meenz u cun scoff at mien.
mai xcitin bakyard, ai showed yew it….
now wen ai haz progress ai can share
wut happnd tew yer abatar?
JAMAMA: LUV U LAWN! (SNERK)
SAWWY- AI NAWT SHOW U MAI BACKYARD
IZ AWL MY COLLEKSHUN OB DED
GREENSTUFFS
mai lawn, ai haz nun………. ai will have pavers wif short wall and potted plants… objective of townhouse….no lawn…… easier to trabbel dat wai
mai trellis – ob which yew see only teh posts at dis point…….. will be covered wiff vinage ebentually……. will be beautimus
Who was scoffing? Two opposable thumbs up!
LCB, are yew sayin ai shud nawt submit tew teh sundanz flim festibul?
hmmmmmmmm mebbe teh sundans lumber festibul?
No, I is not not saying that u should not, er u should, snood…
Wait, whut was teh question again?
O for hebbin’s sake. Ur video was teh best short subject feature featuring a backyard, walled or fenced, that I have seen in the last hour.
If I was u, I’d make a lol giving u a Oscar. But it’s my bedtime so we’ll issue you a raincheck for teh Oscar, k?
schmoo fur bein a gud splort!!
Noes Noes. Dis wuz a reelee gud video. It belawnggz in a art gallery in teh sexshun foar instalationz adn performance art. It wud go vewee well thar, i fink.
I dunno if antylope shud trust teh cheetahs. After all, dey is cheetahs, dey mite cheet.
Eben iffin dey neber prawspurrrr.
No nomz 4 u! >:(
I don’ tink de deer noez hes ‘dopted.
Win!
Luvin… Ur doin it rite!
I love you, food.
dat anteelop iz in sooo mach trabl!!! :O zomg
Russia//Georgia//Ukraine
I has a wish *sob*
U is homesicky?
Heddesk.
ignore mah stoopy.
/runss off
It’s actually:
Russia/ Georgia/ South Ossetia+Abhazia acshually!
Deer finks dey fambly
Antelope? Ai thot yoo sed canteloupe.
Mah kitteh did imitation of cheetahs da do eatses da meatses…
pulled pair of pantses drying on chair back downs by dangly ties, den dragg-ed it between front legs like a killed antelope and pulled it behine couch to “kill” eet.
Wish I’d had a camera to post, den Iz shows you…
My kitteh, Finch, do dis wit cell phone, by teh strap, all the way downs teh hall. He were so prowd of heemselve.
Aaaw! I lubs kitteh antiks! I can has tuxie dat kills tp packages lyk dat. De big nine roll fings. Himz big kitteh.
I lubs teh tuxies.
Ohai Kafleen! Himz hansum boi, I finkso. He haz de wyt wiskers adn de pinky toe pads. Himz awlso krazee kitteh. Himz de wun hoo will nawt go daonstayrz bai himself. I doan member war I posted de storee…
Oh noes! Too eerlee too fink ub pinky toe pads! Hed go boom! *grabs hed
an runs furr CHRGWDOI*
mai tuxie fetches rabbits feet
an has teh skwinkee blakk nozie
an teh snorgalishus pinkee pinkee toe pads
an teh beeyootimusly ironed tuxie
(me no irons, mebbe hiz brudder obiwan duz it)
Mah late James wuz a tuxie (r.i.p. *snif*). Himz wuz so hansum in his black coat, wite tie an tail!
kitteh-panteez not good mix. when my toadie kitteh was liddul I wuz havin fancee dinnur partee to impressez noo cliuntz. Suddinlee we heer thundr of itteh bitteh kitteh pawz on hardwood florz. toadie comez gallupin 90 kitteh milez an hour into dinnin rum draggin payr of my panteez. Seez all the peepuls, gits scayred and runs back out at 90 kitteh miles an hour, leeving my panteez (wif big strawberreez on dem) in middul of flor. I iz sooooo em-bare-assed!
Theyre just makin him feel verrry uncumfyble,
in a Mafeeah sort a way.
We knows how tihs ends.
lowl! chetas no vawy smartical!
lol!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha….ha…ha…*cough!*
HALP ! iz tryen 2 do yahoo group cheezefrens, but it keeps say en u guize nawt der ! ai nos iz bery late 2 dis fred, but if ders n e buddy owt der who kan help mi ??? help-pweez, pweez ?
R u still dere?
yep ! heer i iz- iz u der ?
Yep! Yoo hazza yahoo akkownt?
Yesh– was on yahoo groups and searched 4 da cheezfrens but noluck– ( i haz 2 yahoo accts, akshually- my stoopyness, letmi show yu it !)
Sign in 2 yahoo at de groop cheezfrenz. Spelt lyk dat. Mebbee dat is da prollum? Lol spelling mayks it nawt so ez 2 fynd fings, I finkso!
tank yu bery mush ! ai go try nao- – dont go weigh- -ai brb !
can’t go weigh…….scales gone bye-bye.
.
*snerk*
Ohai SHD! Is midnite at de lawst adn fownt…
yea ! I fownd u ! oh fank u ! fank u !
(am I crazy or what? I already spend 1/2 my day on ICHC-
now Ihave another site to check-n-haunt!)
melonyx- u winz da mostest helpfulest cheezy fren award !
(will ship 2 u via dhl- u will hab in 10 yrs)
TY TY TY
I will seez u dere. Prolly tomorrow. I fink is awlmost bedtime fur dis kitteh.
iz been habin trubble keepn up wid lympics n ichc
deys boat 24 hrs a day !
(saw an hr and a haf 2day ob da horsees- dey waz
trullee byootimus !) on oxygen inna da afternoon
Ohai MelONyx!!!
iz it jus meh or mah e-mailz r being nommed by Yahoo!
dey never show up on da group *sigh*
ohai hashim ! gud 2 c u ! (wii had nyce chat de
odder nite ! was fun)
u still watchin da lympics ?
Ohai sparkysmom!!
all uf my fambly haz a sad and lonely cauz he wont be coming fur 1 and a hlf year… P.S. u haz joined da Yahoo group too??
o yesh, i remember!! ya, watched a bit of lolympics, not much akshullee because day before yesterday my elder brother went to Pittsburgh by air and still haznt reached…
YAY!!
ize tryin- sayz ai must b “approved” oar
sumpin- ize just hangin owt awaitin here-
what is Pakistan lympic team gud at ?
should ai watch fer dem where ?
only our hockey team haz cum to da lympics… last tiem da boxing team also came but dis tiem itz only da hockey team so u can watch out fur hockey….
itz our national sports, though i have no idea bout it! LOL!
I sees three posts, Hashim. Is dis rite?
.
Oh, yes, sparkysmom, sry, I diddent tell u. Moderators, we has dem!
oh… i fink i posted 7 or 8… aww well…
i fink da problem iz fixed naow becauz my last 3 posts appeared!
fankz anyway MelONyx!!
in murica we calls it ‘field hockey”
WARNING ! NON-PC COMMENT ONNA DA
WHEY !
(whispers) iz mainly played here bai snooty
gurls whoo b go en 2 da ritsy private
.
ai dont think murica sent da guy team 4 da
hockey, just da gurlss
note: NBC tv lympic site says “guys
play fieldhockey ?!! who knew!”
(snert!) hour ignor-iggnoar–
stoopiness let me show u it !
“go en 2 da ritsy private SCHOOLS” shesh !
ohh…
i fink our team playz da normal hockey… da, hmmmm… hockey hockey!!
watz da murican team gud at in da lolympicz???
Ice hockey?
murica’z gud at ice hockey??
wow!
datz a real hard gaem! tried it once
i thlipped badly…
swimmin, beach volleyball (girls just won da
gold medal!) sumtimes da horsies, softball,
basketball, etc- we tries at moast tings
iz ok wid mii as long as wii send oar best
n dey does der best
( i gotz bery mad at da downhill skier in da
last winter lympics- himz went der and went
out and got drunk da nite b4 himz big race !
- DID NAWT WIN!) sumtimez da at leets
not realize wii da peeps iz PAYIN for dem
to go- to do der BEST – nawt to partee- partee!
sawwy, got ah leetle carried away der.
prolly cuz ai zausted- i tink ai go 2 bed nao !
G’nite!!
sleep tight!! Haz sweet dreamz!!1!
canad r hockey players -all men hereplay teh hockey and are beeotimous skaters
Still? Or again?
Mai insomnia, I showz u it!
I’m not on there at the moment. Brb.
U haz insomnia
dis problem started frum yesterday morning and i fink it iz fixed naow becauz mah last three commentz hab appeared, i also replied on ur commint…
trollz… i see trollz!!1!
testing
Mugglemary- Ai axed u to be mai frend! Go to mai profyle an u can see piks of mai tuxie bebbeh, Caspian!
awesum!!
ebbreebuddee be mai frend, pleeze!!
ai no has werking digital kamera
so tehr are a few pichurs of mai obiwan
and angelkitteh rumpelteazer
but nun uv tuxie zeekie
will wurk on taht nao taht aim blue
yay yay yay
mai furst digittal kameraira was on a keyring- costed $20
did take good pics doh
sparkysmom,
ai had one at wun point that ai pd 50.00 fur an it wuz okay iffn u laiks teh fuzzy pickshurs. mai brudder gaved me wun taht ai kant gets to wurk on mai puter an teh update software izzn abailabble at teh kammera maker website, sew ai kan takes teh picks but not put um on mai puter!
stoopy brudder
Ai gots tew figgur aowt hao too mayk mai name bloo.
the answer is right below this post.
have ya registered here on ichc?
foller da cween, she much betterer at dis.
I haz helprz 4 u 2 b bloo at http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Gud luk!!
Tanks! Sowwy, ai went off tew wach olimpiks.
OOh, fankoo, cweenmj. I has bukmarked ur halp page. Soon mebbe I be bloo too.
But I no can has avatar, cuz wen I went to register at weirdpress, it tole me dere wuz alreddy anodder doctorcat. Immajin dat! So if I wants to keep screen name, on ICHC, I has to keep mah kwilt skware.
That’s the best kind of wrong!
huntin’… yer doin’ it different
momma cheetah says “stop playin with your food!”
Enniwan aowt tehr sii “The Heart of a Lioness” on Aminul Planit? Itz abaowt a liyuness whu befrinz a babii ghazul. Verii amayzin!!!
Taht lyuness wuz a WACKJAWB! Why teh peepz maik show bout a crazii lyuness hoo taiks babeh gazL awaiz frum himz mummeh adn keeps himz 2B herz behbeh Ntil himz DYES? Sumbuddy shuut teh dam crazzi lyuness sew 2 sabe teh behbeh gazL r shuut teh lil gazL 2 putz himz outta himz misreeNsted ub starb 2 def! Stoopie moobie peepz! ARGH!
its kinda sad…. when u think about how the baby antelope thing is going to die a very slow and painful death………… im not lol-ing at this one.
If him hazznt died alreddy, himz not likely to. Cheetahs don’t snorgle dere fud before dey kills it, as a rool. It wud be innerestin to no teh bakgroun of dis picher. Mebbe dey wuz raised togedder in a zoo sumwares?
U no–”Himz r brudder by anudder mudder”
I’m sorry to say BuGbAit was right…
Not so cute – it ended quite badly for the baby antelope:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-562846/Captured-camera-The-moment-baby-antelope-run–hungry-cheetah-cubs-learn-kill.html
Oh, Lord. I do NOT want to see the “After” pictures of this mayhem.