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Congratshumalashuns, leeza-b wot wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
well – we cud awl danse to this??? Nawt waht ai wuz looking fur – but it iz waht ai found.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3sI0q5iMI
“The Star Wars Cantina”
hehe, got da forwards dis un to a fwend… a totly sw freek… he mus lyk eet
fanks janet
an concatulashuns leeza-b awn da tawp spot.
concatulasjuns un furr-st!
*whispers to harmonium* We has a fing heer abowt teh “f” wurd it is fort moar purrlite 2 sai “nawt sekund”
fanks, I feels like a picnic!
Itz so nice owt for a change… ennywun else?
We cud has
ant races
b’loons
chikkin (fried)
Dayntee sammichis
Egg rolls
Fishy fings
Gushy fud (4 teh kittehs)
H…
Deviled aches
Eggplant parmesan
Frittas – wif lots ov cheez
G. . .
Graips
Ham sammiches
Isekreeam, all flavurs
Jello (green wif pears an red wf peeches)
K…
krispy kreems
lemonayd
mint juleps
nomnomnom
o….
orfly tastee snaks
peenut budder cukies
qwik-cukin ham
rosted beest
s…
stromberrie pi
tater salad
…
ugli froot
veloot sause
whippee kreem
x-sellunt cheezes
yucca
ZOMGWTFBBQ! (teh best kine ob BBQ)
WHEEEE!
kiwi fruits
lime pi
mangoes
newtons (fig)
O…
orangis
pink grapefruitz
quiche
r…
metinks I’s too slow for this….
did I heer Fig newtons beein sed/ *drool*
.
Oreo’s
Piineapple an cheeseonnastik
Quiche
R..
Rellish
Shortcaek
Tomayders
Unyin, pikklolled
V.
Yew gize ar makin mii tummee growl!!! Icanhaz
Turkee,avacado,an’tumata sammitch onna fokkacheea
Tortuleenee sallid wif balsamick vinnygrett
sweet corn chutnee
mango an’ shampayn sorbay wif teh budder makadameeuh shortbred
Reesling, chilleee!!
Oh, for teh kittehs, salmon! (Mommeh’s kittehs soooo spoyled)
Nawt-sekkund oar furvest frum last.
oh.. is sorri. iz a bit nyw rownd hir
Dat’s wye Ai wisperd – iffn u haz bean heer longer…..
Donut wurree! Wez a frennlee buntsh ob peeps heer.
Ifn yuze nawty, we jus sens yu to teh Nawty Barn. An taht am FUN!
It’s werf bein nawty!
Oh, yah, it am!
Hay… lessbe nawty.
nommity is a gud fing alsew!!
dey be grabbin n nommin……….. lol
Sumbodee tell mii how to change username?????
if yew are tawkin bout makin yer name bloo, CweenMJ has ’structions on her blog on how tew do dat…. here is linkie (i hopes it werks)
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
But ownlee sumtiemz
ohai, annipuss!
U feelz bedder 2day?
Yiss, Ai is inmprobin! It’s a chestee cowld, soe Ai iz coffin well – but iz nawt teh coff dat carriz u off….
dat wuz mai granpopcat’s sayin……… made me smile tew hear it
its teh coffin tehy carri yu off in!
ai duzznt b’leeb dat!! it been round longer dan dirt!!
It’s prolly b4 ur tiem – iz sumfing mai Gramma yoost 2 sai – she wuz borned in 1887!
oh hai lindykat… thaz nice naym. Yo liek da danzin’ ?
sure, but nawt sew gud at lindy hop. mostly happytayle danses.
happytayle danses iz de mostly fun! but Lindy hopety awlso fun!
Moustly i dances d lindy hopety in d Stuckhome
Yeah, when u is a feminine female and u gets to be a certain age, grabbity is fer shure NOT ur fren.
so troo, so troo
*sigh*.
Troo dat.
shhh! wii doan wanna tawk bout stuffs liek dat! =:-o
Dat’s mai sentimints eggzaklee!
Reminded me of somentin a long-ago girlfirend called it: “strategically placed whalebone”.
Packaging can sometimes work miracles!
aint taht teh troof.
LCB- Ai sent u a pikture of sum lubly fyremenz- did u get it?
Yes, I did, thx! I’m about reddy to give up looking 4 teh dogs. I just can’t see them.
Ai sed- whut dogz? Who carez ’bout dogz?? Ai don’t know how to post linkies or I wud share yummy pik wif all fyremen fanz.
To post a link:
1. Copy teh URL from ur browser window and paste into ur message text.
2. Remove teh “h t t p : / /” from teh beginning of teh URL.
3. Add “www.” to teh beginning of teh URL. (Don’t forget teh dot after teh w’s. It’s important.)
4. Post!
If u forget and leave teh h t t p : / /, ur link may still post but it will take a while since it has to be cleared by teh Cheezes first. But sometimes the messages wif links just get sent to teh cornfield and stay lost forever.
Oh, and if there’s already a “www.” at teh beginning after u remove teh “h t t p : / /” u doesn’t has to add it again.
adn cornfield nawt a safe plaice sumtimes…
http://www.ihasahotdog.com/2008/05/10/funny-dog-pictures-children-of-the-corndog
*gasp*
Teh hills have ears!
iz liek skin comz off de frayme… grabbity. not nice
keepz you well grownded, grabbitee duz
Yesh. Howdy Mais Ouis! How teh heck has yoo been?
yesh, an jus wair teh heck has yoo been?
my innertubes haz bin borked. iz betterz nao, i hoepz…
my wifdrawul sim tums frum ICHC peeps, lemme sho you dem.
{{{sweetpea}}} we missed yew…….. โฅโฅโฅโฅ
yay we found ur stash
An we nommed it…
free noms! sumwun keep aye owt fur goggie. him kan’t hab ne!
fud now coms alltejm
We ‘grabbed’ it an it fall down
We can has grabby paws
lemme juss grabb a few ob deez…
Now iff wii cood juss get a cheezburger tu fawl!
kibblol krop sirc-lolz!
Kitteh vershun ov manna.
It felled frum hebben
Jess az lawng az we nawt can haz pillow uv fyr…
w00t, w00t, w00t!
Sumwharz in heer mebbe therza sawng for an ICHC myewsikkal.
Kibbles frum hevven . . .
We shud be collekting sawngs laik tath! WUN ov these days, we are going to hav a mewsikal purrdukshun!
“Ya Got Kibble”
frum The Moosics Kitteh…
I’m just a gurl hoo can’t say no….. to kibble!
Cheap date…
iz that a problem?
Kibble is Bustin’ Out All Over…
Kibbledrops Keep Fallin Awn Mai Hed…….
*OT to this thread, but relevant to the pic*
Defying Grabbity…
nommin in deh rayne, jes nommin in deh rayne…
To Nom, teh Impossible Nom.
Itz rayning fuud
Haluhlooya
Itz rayning fuud
Ahmen!
Fuds Gloreeus Fuds!
I feel kibbul
Oh so kibbul
I’ve got kibbul
To nibbul
An taste
And I dribbul
At the thot it mustn’t go
To waste…
525,600 kibbles 525,000 mewments so deer
525,600 kibbles how do you mewsure, mewsure a yeer
lezs see, wissh one iz mayn?
Momma kitteh teeches her littul wuns anuther importunt fakt of lief – The Pushing-Off Game.
LOL!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Crunchee-Fest!
alls youze can noms buffet…
Kibbul is also grate fun for chasing undur teh frij an stoave an things.
But hard to get owt wunse it goze undur.
Tehn it is boring.
Den deh buggees kum an we ken chaze dem
*Callin all Cheezfrenz members*
Halloo halloo……
I has tried postin 3 messijs awn teh yahoo site .. AN TEHY HAS BEEN NOMMED!!!!!
A Stinky steelin innertoob gremlin be takin mah werds !!!
Cud sumwun else try an poast sumfin to see if it are a site prollum,or juss me, plz? Fankyoo. xxxx
ai will try n let yew noes
Fanx Jamamamamamama โฅ
it luks laik der may be a problem……….. der have been no posts showing for over an hour…… takes a littel while for sent mail to show up and i will check back in a minite to see if my post went fru
Teh laytest post wen Ai lukked was shown at 5.20. Ai haz sended a test messij
ai haz nawt seen mai test post show up…….. an posts haven’t shown for 1.5 hours now. heer we go agin!!
Juss lukked an it seams 2 b otay agane.
My out-going e-mail is borked- all ai have been trying to send haz been “relaying denied” but is mai stoopy ‘puter problem.
I have had de saym prollum. Posts dat r showin show layt. Hopefullee de grate yahoo nommer uv posts will start de regurg soon, adn b happee fur awyl.
For us newbies – what are CCC also?
Ohai, kevinsgrrrl – CCC = Cyoot Crash Cart. Is whut coems to reskew those hoo has splorted frum too much cyoot. Teh cart has supplies onnit to sayv us, lyke teh brayn reverberators an extra CHRGs an sevral kinds uv Scotch, and sawft blankees an choklit possums (for re-growin teh brayn cells uv teh splorted).
Nom-Noms frum hebben!
Oar – “oops….hau did DIZ happen?!?!?!?”
“Eberbodee knowz wen it raynez
It raynez crunchees frum hebben!”
Almoss as fun as rolling round in monies!
Nom nom nom nom
I getta nom…
.
I’m gettin bugged nommin up and down dis saem ole strip
I gotta find a new plase ware teh nip is hip.
.
I getta nom
Getta nom nom nom , I getta nom…
Beech Bois, FTW!
We wants gush fud dat falls owt wen it hits teh floor.
Now i wantz 2 nom a nommmable fud!!
Iams is bad guys. dey treat deh animals badly and hurt dem
Brandon, wat duz u mean?
Plz to explain.
ai nawt noe wat Brandon meenz. Mai fren’z hubcat wurks at de Iams kitteh howse neer Dayton Ohaio adn de kittehs dere getz gud treen ments dere.
Iz dere moar?
Ai tink ai herd sumtin bout dis once, but turn outta be sum eggsagerashun or polemic bai sumeune ur grup dat alwaiz luks for ax tu grinde.
there is actually quite a lot of information to back up the iams cruelty charge
here’s a just a start: http://www.iamscruelty.com/ there are dozens more reference sites and articles. as well, dry food isnt good for cats, and doesnt ‘clean’ their teeth etc. – when nearly 100% of the responses to inquiry state the same (from reputable sources) i’d tend to believe there must be truth to them. i dont have a cat, so i dont have an axe to grind, i just never like to have animals suffer for any reason.
Yes, I saw that Peta site, and also saw a lot of other sites that I just don’t think are credible. Organizations and their members can post whatever they like on the internet – and that doesn’t make it true. The Humane Society doesn’t seem to have anything against Iams. P&G’s side of the story should also be considered, in the name of fairness, and they have indeed answered the charges. I guess, until we can have our own field trip, it comes down to whom you are willing to believe.
As far as hard food cleaning teeth goes, it doesn’t work to well when kitties swallow food practically whole. But it is an attempt.
Mommeh kitteh sez tuu her bebbeh: “Iysn’t iyt iynkredibule haow teh catfuud bagg jes falled oaver adn oapened up awl bye iytseylfe? Wel, lettuce taike advahntahge ov tihs mahrveluus okkurrince adn jes nom az muches az we cans; tihs mirikal mite nebber heppin agen!!!!
Adn weez beddure duuit beefoar owr hyuoomin showez up adn staups us;
Wel, Ai gess thems awlreddy dyd: thems teh wuns taikiyng teh pikshure!!!!”
“Hai! We dunno ware mess kaem frum, but we helpin ya bai kleeinin it ahl up! U happetayl cuzza we?”
My kittehs am not kwite so bold as to get on teh cownter and tear down teh bag of kiblol…BUT…if i leeves it on teh floor, Shadow will come owt frum her shooboks and gut teh kiblol bag liek it wuz reely big prey and tehn Tonya and Spooky will joyn her in nomming teh fuds tehy has spild. Tehy puld off dis manoovur last week…was gud ting i bot extra fuds
Aaaw. Kyoot ( de nawt sekkund tym) adn messi.
Tornado will tare a noo bag open if I duzzent shut it up inna cubberd or clawzit he can’t open. Adn bofe Tornado adn Nyx will grab de kitteh treet bags adn drag dem unner de furnichur 2 kill. I cannawt leev liddel foil bags uf nuffin owt, at wattebber hite, ebbrifing is seen az kitteh treets… *sigh* Dey tares up de bags uv appel chips adn sez “wait, wut? War did yoo hyd mai treets?”
Gotsta teech em 2 reed, I gess.
Mai 2 kittehs 8 a hole bag of treets liek dat onse. N dey fownd mai stash of TP fum Costco n ripped up 9 roles of toylet papeir.
“Crazy cats go awn a rampage….film at elebenty….”
Dat wudve maed mi go awn a “Hissy Fit!”
1 of the nawt sekund yrs afta i moved inta mai howse adn cud haff kittehs
i carefullee & creatiflee wrapped a haff dozen bags of treats then plaiced
them decorouslee unda the sparklee evergreen tree wiff alla otter gifts
next dai all the givfts wer inna saem plaice except the treat gifts – thoes wer
all shredded adn nommed – i think they gotted the nip tew – santa was nawt amused
Kittehs hed Merree CHrismess! Dey proud dey figurred out hau to open dem ahl.
Dese r tallented kittehs–dey noes wich 1s 2 opne n did it witout da thumbs!
is teh absaloot truf. I has to hide teh treet bags in teh cupboard oar tehy too will be gutted. Plus, Shadow and Spooky bof liek to get nosy wif wutebber fuds i tries to eat…had bof of tehm stikin teihr faeses in mah isekreem yesterday
Ai gotta leeb sum treet bahg on floor….bags r on counter n dey cud get….ai donno eff dey juz polite ur naut brite enuff tu get treets demselbes……
Yes….but did u buy extra litter ???
Awl dat fud hadda go sumwheres !!!
Is OK, Spooky sits in teh litarbawks teh rong way haf of teh tiem…i’z tempted to rename her “Wrong Way”…digs hole in littr, sits on edge of bawks…facing teh wrong way…poops on floor just owtside of bawks, OR…digs HUUUUUGE hole in litter, gets in bawks, faces teh hole and poops on teh high sied of teh litter-pile she just exca..eks…dug up…has teh consept of littrbawks down, just not teh method…
have u thot maybee the box izzn’t big enuf?
Or, get a covered bocks! Wun she has to go all teh way in2!
she duz just fien in teh smallest box, it’s teh three big deep boxes where she goes the wrong way
POOPIN…She’z doin it rong.
LOL! She’s just nawt doin it rite!
Mai Barney duz taht sumtaims. Just. . .misses teh end ov teh litterbox. Hiz hart iz in teh rite place – just hiz – aim? iz off!
i haz a SPLORTANEOUS video uf mah kittehz dat i want to share wiff u peepz but dont know haow to upload it… any halp pweaze??
any halp…pweaze??
sowry, i iz a luddite.
I wud try to halp but then u’d have to kill me.
onlee thing I can think is, maybee upload to youtube and then post a linky to it here?
doez i need a profile at youtube??
i dont hab one akshullee…
dier iz a opshun, “Clips” in our profilez but i dont akshullee know how to add dem…
czech wif LCB, herz got dat stuffs down tew a science
Ai wish ai cud help, but ai am a pewter dunce. But cweenmj mite know. She knows a lot.
An lolcatburglar. Hmmm – hoo else. Jimmba – but he hasn’t bin heer fur several daze. Yoo just hav to ask a fyoo taim. Sumwun heer is shur to know.
cweenmj mite know about teh “clips.” OH! Guinness Piggeh – teh noo guy. He sees to be REELEE gud! He sined up fur a profile AND posted a pikchur ther in under 7 minits!
THAT impresses mee a lot! Cuz ai cudn’t do it at all! lolcatburglar finallee did it fur mee!!
ohai, jamamakitty! GMTA! an jynx!
hmmm…. i dont fink LCB, cweenmj or Guinness Piggeh r online rite noaw.. *sigh*
well, fank u any way jamamakitty, JCH4ooook and leeza-b!!
I’d hep if I kud, but i kant sew i wont. sry.
grabity — iz not just good idea – iz a law!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!
Frenz, u r nawt gonna b-leev dis: Wun ov the Lootenintz comded bai wif sum poleese-menz pantz. Hur wuz askin ifn N-E bodee knowd hao 2 sew!
Nao, ai knows wii tryin 2 saev teh munnies, but deres NO wai ai wud touch dem pantz!
Well……mebbe ifn him wuz kyoot an warin em atta tiem….;-)
But datz it!
U sed dis wuz a woman asking this ????
Mebbe ai am sexist,but ai thot awl us wimmins culd at leest hem & fix a seam !!
No need to explain, Minion…
(try 2 sumboty eeted my post)
Eberywun haza hab a price!
Speekin of kyoot did ew aw seid dis picshur?
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http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/11/sports/0811-SWIMMINGRELAY_index.html?scp=1&sq=picture%20Phelps&st=cse
Dem swimmie boiz iz yummy! Iz so eggcided dey winded las nite ai do-ed a liddle danse aw bai mai self.
Why dey wann yoo fix poleese pantz? Dey gonna rob dah cheezburger stowr?
*CAT PARTII! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Sombody get de meelks and de catnip!
Kitteh’s prayurs be antsurd. Praiz be to CC!
Amen and amen
Anom and anom!
Dear CC, wii fank yoo for dis bowntiful meel yoo have provideded us wif. Our fud dish runith over.
Anom!
I orderd the ekstra larj Crunchee Fud from Pet Fud Kingdum
good kittehs, bad iams – very horrendous animal tests
So much food to be eaten in 5 seconds….
Yup becuz onest teh peeps put teh camura down, teh partee is gonna be OVUR.
Look owt for teh broom an duspan!!!
*sigh*
Eff wur mai hauz, considerin praice uf fuds n awl, kittehs wud be eetin duztee fuds fur awhile.
Mahne tu – If I had a spill dat big, I wud jus bloe teh dust off an tell teh kittehs, “pik owt teh bits you liek.”
Wich mai ur mai naut be deh kibbull – but dey on der own.
doze are mitey exspensib fuds to be sweepin up an frowin away. if wuz my kittehs, tehyd be eetin dusty fuds for a wile, ifinkso. considrin sum ob teh ovver fings kittehs eet (compleet wif bones an fevvers an fur an innards an stuf), dusty deziner kibble iznt so bad.
A liddel duzt adds outdoor flavur
iz a sellybrayshun! an heerz teh burfday fairy to sellybrayt wif yoo, an wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdayz today! caek an i skreem an pointy shiny party hats an burfday konfettiz for ebreewun!
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Gettin fud outa teh skai is a niec surprize…but maek shure teh hoomans rn’t up to enny triks…
teh laws uf grabbity: i c it an i grab it
bah key keyz! bahhhhhh!!!
I heardz iams gives teh cancers.