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IM gonna smack him!
conga-rats-umatulations!!!!1! meh brinks a hug cake k? ( lolcat smartilly finks dat he can nom som cake dat he likes… )
Ofanks olympic! Kayke souns terref…tierrrief…..tuureff…souns gud!
oo hear yoo goes taek teh kayke!
Fanks yew! NOM NOM NOM…..ANOM NOM NOM NOM…NOM NOM NOM, NOM. ………….NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…….NOM.
yoo iz vewwy vewwy welcum!
wow… ai nebber fot ai wud witniss sumbunny else doin da nom wehn ol is near ^^
concats agin fhantazm
lolz
Congrashulashuns, Fhantazm!!!1! Is dis ur nawt sekkund tyme on teh tawp spot of teh fred? If yay, lets ppppaaaaaaaardeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1
*hopez 4 bubblee drinksies*
Ofanks! Dis mah nawt sekkund nawt sekkund nawt sekkund tyme. I gots nawt sekkund for the nawt sekkund tyme lass nyte. I wuz all cited n wutknot.
…an ai wil halpyu!
… ai’ll ask BC 4 halp!!!
Hai upfi! Congarats on nawt sekkund tye wif meh!
oh hai! upfi! doed I tells yoo dat I obzerveded a pattern on yur 1’s adn 0’s in yur massage in a previus lolcat? OMG eet luks dat yur finking runs in circles!!!1! too daingerus indeeeed!!! yoo shud go to da vet! I hopes eet is nowt transmitabul! OMG eet luks dat yur finking runs in circles!!!1! too daingerus indeeeed!!! yoo shud go to da vet! I hopes eet is nowt transmitabul! OMG eet luks dat yur finking runs in circles!!!1! too daingerus indeeeed!!! yoo shud go to da vet! I hopes eet is nowt transmitabul! erm….
Ahem … olympic lolcat? U R K? U here me? Yes? No? Oh dear. Ai is nawt shure wevva teh CCC is ekwipped 4 dis kind of emurshency.
*looks worried* Nao wot 2 do???
Ok. *hands olympic lolcat a floofy blanket wif olympic rings printed awn it and a nice warm cumforting drink and sum possum-shaped choklits*
U feelz bedder nao?
We yoost to haz a rekord player dat did dat – a sharp kikk stopt it repeetin itselb
lol ah I feels better nao! ( tries too avoid teh kikks!!!1! )
Dat’s bery sensibull of u. Dis littul cat err pillar does marshial arts and noes hao 2 kick bery effishently.
Ai fink him has tu many splorts! Ai fink we should do a bwain transpwant!
Wheer tu fin a doner?
Yoo wants trubles wif meh?! I uzed to lieks yoo… buts yoo disapoints meh!!!!
mebbe we vizits Igor….
or mebbe nawt…
or mebbe so….
Being a star iz NAWT eezee!
hai!
Oh hai JanetCanHas4Kitthehs!11!!
We has a trippel ty and nao we awl can goes to teh ty bootique. Ai has no kitteh dschoollery yet, sow ai am curjiess 2 c wot dere is in teh bootique.
Congratz on yer nawt sekkund tye wif meh!
Ai wud luv to go to teh TY Boo Teek wif both ov yoo. Sorreee – ai had to dash off befoar – rite after ai tosseded mai hat in teh ring!
There ar so menee things! Ai favoriet ar teh bolblolhedded kittehs! But there ar also the cheezland snoglobes, an teh Nawtee Barn Snoglobes, tath Phillipe says ar kwite interesnting!
An teh kitteh eerings, an kitteh silk scarves an teh winchimes, an teh kitteh chess sets – an teh kitteh fayced lollipops – an TYS, ov corse!
Ai must copee sumtaim waht cweenmj says – duz it so much bedder tahn ai do!
Oooooh, can ai has sloglobe of NB wif menny YNGs in it? PWEAZE! and a kitteh silk skarf 2 hide behind when ai bloosh.
Kurs ob faem…
faem I haz eet, let meh show it to yoo!
NO PIKSHERS!
yes too compleekated intellectuectual proper-ties issues…
Ohai Lyanthya!!
itz been a while since u’ve been on ICHC… i fink…
dis iz da
furstnawt sekund tiem i’b seen u here!!ok i messed up
i only attenshun to strike through
furst….awww well….
Yah, bin a wile. Aiz bin bizi cukin lawts ob dinnrs.
ohhh…
Enny leftobers????
…suddenly out of nowhere, basement cat’s evil minion, beezlepup, appears.
lol thas clever
beezlebub, the devil. but beezlepup! lolz
Play… play… play… play… play… play…
Corgi… Corgi… Corgi… Corgi…
ohai thar
:3
icanhascheezburger has inspired mee 2 udopt a kitteh!
reely!
Taht’s wunnermus! Whut kynd ob kitteh? Whut naym?
Detayls, we wunts detayls!
Yesh, yesh! Deetales, deetales. Ai hab tu lib bicare… vikareee… jess wach udder peeps kittehs (kant hab mai oan).
Aww. doan feeling bad mm. I cant hazzing a kitty, eezer. but deh lolcatz heer r deh next best thing 2 a reel live kitteh. Adn *bonus* Wii duzn’t haz 2 kleen deh litterbox oar bai deh gusheefudz!!
But
congarats on ur kitteh! snorgle hm/hr fur mii!
congrashooulashuns
waht r be tha kitteh calld?
Dat’s awesum, cuudude!!1!! YAY 4 U!
Send pics! Let’s sillybrate 2gevva!
datz gr8!!!
pweaze to send pics uf him so we can snorgle him!!
me too man!
good fur yew cuudude!
happy is teh kitteh wif a forebber home!
lolkitteh goes whair no lolgoggie has gone befoar
welll…mebbe ceptin THAIR an thair….an…thair….
>uuurp<
lolkitteh ditch goggie potty now…
lolz thanx evry1!
ai havnt acshully got a kitteh yet, i’m still looking 4 one. ai iz getin one though!
thanx 4 yur support!
Wheeee! A nu kitteh! Whut fun!
Yu gettin a bebbeh kitteh oar a grone up kitteh?
bebbeh kitteh!
datz eben better!!
if u start to train kittehz sum tricks from their youth, dey get used to it and do it easily. for example, i trained mah kitteh to dance and naow he letz me maek him dance!!
i’ve got one of himz picture wen he stands up right
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1748838
Ohai, Hashim! Thatz a berry kyoot kitteh yoo gotz ther! Iz that yoo behind him?
I used to dantz with mah Grem. I lyked it a lawt. Him, nawt so much, but he put up with it (a liddel).
Mah noo kitteh is pritteh small yet fur teh dantzin, but I tries a liddel. Mostly I just dantzes arownd teh haus wit heem in mah arms. We both lykes that!
yesh, hez bery kyoot!!
iz behind himz!!
but da picture iz 1.5 yearz old…
FANK U gremlin!!
ohai, Hashim.
Ur kitteh ebben dressed fur de danses. He iz full of cyooteness!
ohai, Hashim.
Ur kitteh ebben dressed fur de danses. He iz full of cyooteness!
fanky lindykat!!
:0
it gonna be silva like happy cat, or a tabby!
any1 got suggestons 4 names?
U haz 2 wate 2 see wat teh kitteh wants 2 be cawld. Dey haz der own eye deers uv teh rite naem.
dats true!
ai just had a phonecall, an 1 of mai frends is taking their doggie 2 da vet, an he is gonna ask if they know about any kittehs up 4 udoption!
duuuude!
check teh local animal shelter!
teh bestestedest kittehs in teh wurld are waitin tehr for a forebber home!
i have e-mailed mai lowcal RSPCA, an dey r having sum kittehs in 2 weeks!
hooway!
Teh vet is a gud place too, in my town one of tehm always has homeless bebbeh kittehs in teh waiting ruum, just luuking for homes.
My vet keeps a buk up front wif kittehs an goggies hoo need homes.
Bebbehs and adult kittehs.
Also u can find them at PetSmart, they can has ‘dopshuns.
Itz sad how many growed up kittehs need homes. Sometime their hoomin dies, and no one will takes them in..
Dis time uv year there are almost sertinly bebbeh kittehs almost enywhar u luk that need homes. If I don’t get some more kittehs fixted soon, u can luk in my yard. *sigh*
ohai leeza-b
How is heartworm Ur nu kitteh?
she iz doin much bedder, fanks fur asking!
she’s eeting normal now, no more coffs and she shreddid a maus last nite.
I fink she will be oks!
I fink I has a noo name for her.
Gummi.
Still a wurm, but sweeter and stickiur.
we can has photoos of deh kitteh?
I wish!
I no has digital camra.
I plans to buy one soon.. this fall, ifinkso!
Den, I post pickshures!
leeza-b
ai dopted mai sweet pea obiwan frum petsmart!
he came frum cause for paws and is teh bestest kitteh eveh!
he naturally heels when walking wiff me
he comes when called
he unnerstans teh englis
an ai will soon teech him to write
king of dah cheezburgers!
Hao bowt Shadow? Taht am a dood naym fer a silber kitteh.
how bout Linx, or Silvester? (u see?? silver iz matching silverster!)
Stoppz!
Ownly wantz some TLC
Stoopee goggie, dosent take no for an answer…
how du ai make mai name go blue, so other hoomans (lol) can click on it an go to mai profile?
my lolspeak is not that gud.
fanx
Click this link and U will find an answer to your questions
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/movies/tutorilols
Welcome to ICHC cuudude!
oh noes! my PC can’t open dem!
I’ll have to ask a kitteh 2 update mah RAM (lol)
can you describe 2 mee how 2 do it pweez? don’t worry if ya don’t wanna.
Is U behind a firewall or sumfing?
there is 2 wayz to dose it
1) wid an ICHC profile
2) word press account (dis will all gibe U deh abtaar)
Once you get your ICHC profile (click on register to sign up for an account)
you can put the link to your ICHC profile in the URI section of your comment
box
2) or Uz can get a wordpress account sign into it, and in Ur wordpress profile
where it says webpage, add the link to Ur ICHC profile
I hope this helps!
i fink i dun it!
U has indeed, concats!
I also sended U a fren request.
see Uz in cheezland
and plz to be keeping us updated about Ur nu kitteh.
Hooway!
do you know which is better 2 get, a she-kitteh, or a tom-kitteh?
fanx
dis wurkin’?
I haz boff
the boi kitteh is feroshus and bossy
but also berry cuddly and lovable (when himz wants)
the girl kitteh is bery gentle and lovie
but can getz mad if you keepz her waiting fur
gooshie fuds
hers lovez to chase fings and himz loves to bite stuffz
they iz boff adorable..
I guess it depends on the kitteh..
fank you!
I had a female kitteh, and each time we took her in
Good luck!
to get her spayed, we found out she was pregnant.
She was quick, and it was impossible to keep her
from running out the door most of the time.
I prefer toms for this reason.
cassie
I prefers gurls.
Bois spray. Sumtimes eben after they are fixed.
Go luk at teh kittehs. Tehy will letz u noes wich wun wantz u. Doan matter wut u wantz.
fanx for all ur support evry1!
when i get a kitteh, i’ll take photos for you all!
WOO-HOO! It’s wurkin! Thank you!
Dogz iz stoopid!
Littul corgi iz a beeg fan!
Corgis are known for der dogged persoot of those wit teh fame…he rilly cant halp it.
“Dogged persoot” … *heddesk*
i felt the pun waz veree afektif
i appla- aplu- …klap Missy
Kitteh sez teh Corgi shud findez sumebuddee eylse tuu bees hims BFF;
Franklee, kitteh iys sik ovvit; Corgi lieks tuu snorgle adn gibb hedbonks wen kitteh ar tryeing tuu taike a nappee awn hims pillowe; kitteh ar jes tyred ov hims!!!!
Don’ git a doxie. Mien won’t howsbrake. Sheiz evile. I neber seed a dawg poop so much!
Duz yuu haz a crate? Goggies doan liek beeing lefted tuu sit iyn tehir oawn poop;
Ai uoosed tuu fink crates wure iynhumane; butt nawt iyf yuu uoose tehm foar howse-braking; teh breeder Ai boughted mai goggie frum putted me aown tuu tihs adn iyt wurked veree wel; naow iyt nebber staiys iyn teh crate adn gawt howsebrokin prettee sune wen hims wuz a puppee…..!
I spoke to a doggie bootcamp about her, and did exactly what they told me to,
but she still won’t housebreak. She poops in her kennel, and seems to have
no problem doing so. I’m extremely attentive to her, too. I take her out every
15 minutes.
EEEEEEKKKKK!
any advice?
goggies are easily excited by anything and everything.
I can has restraynmunt ordur?
aww yeyy! i has a corgi uf mai own. he iz also vary obnah.. obnox.. ovnox.. anoying. he iz teh cyootest goggie tho. i luffs to snorgle him ^_^
poor kitteh. goggie needs to come play wif me an leef poor kitteh be.
That is the funniest things i’ve seen
I love the one that says why are you on the floor you drunk again
With that it is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cool and amazing!