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Cheeeeezz
dat wud b a great passport pikshur.
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Chocolate Mousse!
Choclit moose!
GMTA!
I knoz, down to the exclamation mark!
How about choclate mousse to celebrate?
How about some Mooseberry fudge cake…
Mooseberries? Iz dem liek dingleberries?? Do Not Want!
or how bout choclate cheezcake topped wid choclate mousse
Ai ganed 5 pownds jess reeding dat!
Mmmm….brekky ov champyunz!
Or maybe chocolate moose jerky?
whar is skwirrl??
In teh ty bootique mabbeh? 2 meet Maus, two_kittehs and leeza-B?
AND annipuss and leeza-B teh sekkund! Goodness me, ur fingurs must be quick.
heh!
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Again? That trick never works!
Nothin up mye sleave…
Presto!
Ai fink ai neads tu git meh anover hat!
It wurked in rehursal!
maybee u shud chek wif Boris.
U guys wud prolly get along well!
Again???
mebbe asks Boris & Natasha where skwirl is
Hurry up an taek teh foto
Ai can’t howld dis mutsh longer
Would you hurry up?! I’m starting to run out of sincerity!
iz not moose, is ham!
Dis ba a grate name for a pub. “Da Smilin Moose” Bet dey serve Alaska type fud dere like fishoil icecream an udder pleh!
Will Shelley and Hollin be der?
Ai noes Dr. Fleshmen naut be der, he gib up being doktor to bes FBI ajent.
Noe wuns gits mah ‘Norvern Xposhur’ refarants? Ah mus be gittin old.
ai getted it, midnightsdeer! ai jest din’t hab nefing cleber to com bak wif.
An nao we noes y ai neber gits midnights picshur on front.
ai jus nawt dat cleber. But ai noes funny when ai seez wun!
Fanks fur noeing it re far ants.
I getted it. I culdn’t fink of nuffin funny neider. I hab dat problem a lot. Mosdtest of da cheezbuddies too fast for me. I fink my brain was quiker when it was younger. Now it takes a l-o-n-g time to get goin. Inna mean time, da dheezfrends champs hab chnaged topic four times and dere I am still trying to get a gud wisecricket in on the first one. Sigh. Dis getting old stuff only gud for moldy cheeses. Phooey! The super pleh!
Dis b y wii needz deh commint burgerz bak!!! so wii can giving burger 2 deh peepz wif deh gud commintz!!! Den dey will noeing dat uzzerz hav seeing deh commint and likinged it!!
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*goez owt to graje.
*Sowndz uf sawingz and hammeringz and paintingz.
*(well, ok, not painting sowndz….just deh printer printeringz)
*Kumz owt wif pikket sinez
*adn startz handing dem owt 2 wun adn awl
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Leedz chantingz:
Wut duz wii want??
Wii wantz deh burgerz!!
Wen duz wii wantz dem??
Wii wantz dem NOW!!!!!!
But cween, we doan’t want dem iffn dey sloe up teh innertoobs an maek it hard 2 plai. We can maek a commint wen we seez a gud post – liek sayin “Win” oar makin burgerz wiv teh @ buttun.
Deh comminting burgerz wuz wut mading ICHC so wundermus….Dere must b a way 2 bringing dem bak wiffowt making teh pagez loding 2 slow….deh commint burgerz let deh lurkerz particpate…adn deh noobeez kud see dat dere commintz wuz preesheated by getting lotz uv hi burger votez. And deh trollz kud see dat dey weren’t presheeated by getting deh lo burger votes. Adn wifowt deh burgerz, to getting deh same feedbak, LOTZ uv peepz haz 2 make deh “Win” adn “@@@@@” commintz which slowingz deh page loding down kuz den dere b moar commintz.
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Wut duz wii want??
Wii wantz deh burgerz!!
Wen duz wii wantz dem??
Wii wantz dem NOW!!!!!!
I bin axing an axing fur teh commint burgurs bak. Tofuburger sed that becuz there’s so menny commints now, it wuz too much for teh sistum. But wifout dem, teh commints not neerly as funnie as tehy used to be. I mosly juss luk at teh pitures now, an not comminting as much. *sighs heavily*
*Sitz down next to cratz and sharez a cheezburger.*
Wud u like a chokklit martoonee, 2?
Garkun! Dux martooneez, sil vuu play!!
*Takes a pikket sine frum cweenmj*
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WII WANTS DEH BURGERZ
GIB US DEM BAK NAO !!!!!!!
…Tidmum stomps up an down an has a Tantrum………………….
Me too. I got it…I just cudnt fink of somfin funny to say bak. Dat happens to me a lot.
I’ll be dere if Chris will!
kittehs mite laik teh “fishoil icecream” nomnomnomnomnomnom!!!
Az opposed to “the slaughtered lamb,” which was teh naym uv teh pub in American Werewolf in London.
A kwik klip frum teh movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-4EbDucvI
Hay! Nawt awl Alaskee type fud is pleh! I agreez wiff u on fishoil icee creem, but felt I hab to defend mai stayt!
We hab lotsa pikshurs ob mooses, cuz dey awlways wandrin throo teh yard… but nun ob dem smyled liek dis wun!
Ai luv Alaska!
Iz Rocky taykin picher?
O hai, I joined the cheezfrenz group at cheez frenz dot.com
I fink U needz Yahoo account for the Yahoo group
an I already has way 2 many e-mail ids
so is not so keen to joins the yahoo…
how iz Uz Tribble?
Eye am fine tanku u two-kittehs. How iz u?
Gud, eye am glad u joyned da groop. Da Yahoo groop iz da wun eye luk at da moast. But eye will luk moar at da udder wun now. Eye haz tu see if wii can e-meow each udder frew dat groop. Did u no dat MartainMary libez in Mareeland tu?
Yesh, Ai du! wares u 2 frum een Mary-land?
Mebbeh wii shud goa owt fur cheezburgers sumtiem!
I beez libing outside of the catpital
ohai MerryLanders, I libbs inna Anapplepuss
adn I likes da cheezburgaz tew, & lotso Kawfee
oh near all dose gorgus seamens
I has a jelus
Taht’s nawt fur at awl! Duz u goze tu da RenFest? Iz cumming soon!
Ai libs in Owings Mills. Ai goes to RenFest lots! Ai can coem tu?
Absolootely! Teh moar teh Maryer! *heddesk*
Duz n e wun lib insyde da catpital?
Sorri, eye cooden’t reezizt!
mebbe the ghosties of the dead senators and congress peepz?
Wii had tawked bout a Mareeland/DC/Verginniea cheezfrenz meet a whyle ago. Eye tink da Verginniea frenz awlreddi gotted tugedder.
Hmmmm… Ai feelz a plann deevellupping!
yeshyeshidofinkso, RenFest cud b teh gr8t phun
what is RenFest is dosent knoz
mah ignorance let me show U it.
you go back in time and play medieval
http://www.rennfest.com/
RenFest iz teh Renaissance Festival dat iz held ebree yeer in Crownsville. Peeps gits dresd awp lyke inna olde daze (oar nawt, if nawt want) adn preetend, adn plae teh silly gaems adn eets adn waches shows adn lotsa gud stuff. Berry funn!
that souns like funz
tehy haff jousting, adn majik, adn kingz & qweens & knavez & nights & wenches & wizards & fools & ladieez & fried cheez
my faborit part is teh comedy acts.
Dey has wun heer in Charlotte everry fall:
http://www.royalfaires.com/carolina/
Click under ‘entertanemint’ to see… do u has sum of the same ones?
I lurvs the Ded Bob Sho, and Tortuga Twins.. and teh nuns!
Dere iz to be a cheezmeet at teh Meeshigun Ren-Fest awn teh 23rd…..
cannawt wate to see sum uv teh cheezfrenz !!!
Kyuriuss Kittehs we am- we can has photygraffs ov Cheezfrenz at teh Renfest? Pweez? Priddy Pweez?
I wishes I cud fly in wun ob cweenmj’s majik bubblols an see awl teh cheezfrenz an njoi teh Ren-fest wiv dems… *sigh*…
I Will wait payshuntlee fer teh Cheezmeet stories ….:wink:
Oh,yesh….ai will hav teh kamera reddy and will be takin notes…
well,between “pints”,anyway
Yesh, eye sent owt a linkee a whyle bak an dey sended mee a browshure. Lett mee go luk fur it!
Heer, go tu:
w w w . rennfest . com
annodder suggeshunz
we could meet at the zoos and see the pandas and the big kittehs
and den get sum nomz..
Wurd prezz izz eatin mye commentz!!
Eye haz not scene da baybee panda yet. Eye wanna c him b 4 da Chy-kneez taykez him bak.
himz a joovenile panda nowz
deh birds at zooz all beez nice..
I will tryz to send U and emeow frum deh odder cheezfrenz
site
iffen that does not work I will joinz the yahoo groupz
will try dis ebening.
I wii tri tu e-meow u from de udder groop tu.
Hokay, eye sended u an e-meow. Eye put Tribbble inn teh subject lyne sew u wood no it wuzzent spam.
two_kittehs
fanx 4 de advice you gave me earlier, i made mai name blue now!
gud jawb!
I lefted you comment on deh las pic
Welkum 2 cheezworld, cuuldude!1!!! Dunt worry ab00t teh lolspeak, afta a cappel of weeks in cheezland it’ll cum natshurally.
Ai hope 2 reed of ur kitteh acque … ack … getting a bebbeh kitteh soon. Ai am finking it ovva, but is big decision cos ai has an allerdgee 2 cats. PLEH. Ai dunt know wevva ai can get a sphynx where ai libes.
yay fer cuudude, fer becoming teh bloo.
yew has qualified for an award …. celebrashun in teh form of a moosical interlood.
lemme see
*looks in the bag*
wut duz we have today?
yew are in luck.
Yew gets teh Bloo Danube, as conducted by Herbert One Carryon (a famous conductor person who obviously wuz ahead of the game on modurn flying regyoolashuns)
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congarats on becoming bloo!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg
hooway!
… werk it fur mii baby, now show me sexy , now show me cheesy….
I b thinking himz got deh cheezee luk nailed!!
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Wii shud awl luk so gud on ower drivers license pix!!
….Burgr!
*snerk*
Ohai rhsb, how r u tudae?
Ohai, MM!
Ai’m okay, ai gess. Mai brudder an inkredibly stoopy sistur-n-law showded up tihs wiik-en. Iz nawt bad, askhully. Ai has had 2 byte mai tong a cupla tymez but sew far sew gud. Mai neffew iz fun. Him talkz ALOT! It runz inna famlee.
Ai had a nastee migrayne yesturdai, an iz finalee goen. Tanks b 2 CC!
Hao r u?
Oh, ai has a happi 2 here u sirveived ur inkredibly stoopy sistur-n-law!!1!!
*prances wif happitail, gives hedbonk 2 rhsb, purrs loudly*
Oh, ai has a happi 2 here u sirveived ur inkredibly stoopy sistur-n-law!!1!!
*prances wif happitail, gives hedbonk 2 rhsb, purrs loudly*
Tehy go hoem awn Toosdai, sew awl shud b nermul tehn.
Oh, an tehy r teh SLOBZ!
U haz a stoopy sizzer-in-law tu! Wut a ko-inky-dink! Sew du Ai! She be berry meen tu mai brudder adn dare chilrens adn awl she cairs abowt iz $$.
Ai’m oanlee sew-sew deez daze. Mai tummy iz teh pleh, adn teh dokturs nawt figgur it owt yet. *sigh* Ai shur it bee ok soon. Ai glad ur migraine is goen. Doze r turbul!
Ai sowwy u has teh belleh prowblumz, MM. Ai has alot ov dijestiv isshoes, 2. Nawt fun.
Mai stoopy sister-n-law iz a Totul Prinsis! Berry spoilded an finks fings hasta b hur wai awl teh tyem! Coarse mai brudder iz far frum teh perfeck 2. Himz berry impressed wif teh munnies an iz a corpurrit laddur climbur. Teh onlee fing him an ai has in common iz dat wii has teh saym parints.
Ai hoeps u feels bettur soon! {{{MM}}}
Tanks, u habba gud dae. I hazza werk nao.
Eenee, meenee, jellee beenee,
Teh speeritts iz abowt tu speek!
R dey frenlee speeritts??
Frendlee … jess lissen!
Ohai MartainMary, Do u beelong tu da cheezfrenz groop? Wii lib close tu eech udder, but eye doan wanna get tu speecific onna intertubes. Two_kittehs libs in Mareeland tu!
Ai duzznt beelong, yet. Hao du Ai git tu bee part ob teh groop?
Der R 2 uff dem. Da Yahoo groop iz:
h t t p : / / groups .yahoo .com /group /cheezfrenz
Clowz upp awl da spayzes. Hopefullee it will go frew dis tyme.
Tank u! Ai will go dare at lunshtyme.
Ai fild owt teh aplolcayshun n triplicat so it shud b dere.
Ai prefurrz teh speeritts wut hawnt teh bawtulz.
Are they friendly spirits?
of course ouija expect?
It wud seem that at this time, a “rack” joke shud be forthcommin….anyone? …anyone? …too obveeus?
Iz rakkin mai brane, butt nuttin is cumming tu mii.
Wel, teh wyldelief fotograffer tolded Misture Moose taht “Feeld and Streem” wunted hims tuu bees awn nexxt munf’s frunt cuvver!!
Soe MM agreeded adn trieded tuu smyolol hims bestest;
hims haz sukkceeded veree wel!
(Ai wunder iyf iyt hadded enneyfing tuu duu wif teh sizeabull fee thems promisseded hims!!!!)
hmmmm… i wunder, iz dis teh Moooose Canadiene (aih?) oar teh Alalalalalaskan Moooose?
dus enneebudee noe?
could beez a Yankee frum Maine..
a Yankee Moooose? i did notz noe dat!!! u lern sumfin nu eberyday!!!
dere beez lotsa moose in Maine and black bearz 2..
I akshully seed a mommeh and bebbeh off of deh inerstate once!
mommeh and bebbeh black bear that is!
these genulmen sai heez cannadean
http://www.abc.eznettools.net/byhigh/History/Canada/Mounties1.jpg
Posting a funneh linky that cweenmj shayred on e-mayl:
http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html
(behbeh mooses playin in a sprinkler)
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
i agreeeeeeeeeee Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
tanks gremlin & cweenmj
Ai haza Awwwwww! Fanks gremlin. Ai needz dat tudae!
Yor welkum, kittehs! I thot it wuz verreh kyoot. To teh yung uv menneh speesheez, eech noo thing is a toy to be playd with.
Midnightsdeer, yoo asked on Friday whether mah beeg orinj kitteh still goes kamping. Teh answer is no – Grem went to teh brij a fyoo yeerzago, but teh memreez (an pikshors) is still deer to mah hart.
Ai bet he dose. Him bery hansom boi an bi luks of liddel boi holding beeg kitteh, he luk lik him had hart of gold tu!
Iz hard ai shor. Dey haf plas in hart neber fill by newun elz. Fanks fur tellin meh! {{{gremlin}}}
Ohai! In mah pikshors – teh orinj kitteh in teh arms uv mah nephew is his kitteh Pumpkin. He is beeg boi, but nawt kwite as beeg as mah Grem. Ther is a rezemblunce, tho! Awl teh other orinj kitteh pics on mah profile is of Grem.
Dis pikshur remynz mi ov a storee mai nawt-seckund hubbeh tolded mi.
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Wii wuz in NooHamstur an kept seein awl teh Moose Crossin sines. Him tehn tolded mi taht if a moose nawt cross at teh sine, tehn him b-comez a Shunned Moose.
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Teh Shunned Mooses r nawt alowd 2 hang owt wif teh udder Mooses. Tehy has 2 get jobz pozin 4 postcard pikshurs an tehy hasta shop at teh storez dat teh bears run. Iz nawt gud eyedea 2 go shoppin at lunchtyme, b-cuz teh bears has a beeg hongree tehn.
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Littel did peepls kno dat BullWinkle wuz a shunned moose, b-cuz hiz onlee fren wuz a flyin skirlol.
himz hadda cheezlandish scents of humor, ifinkso!!
p.s. Ohai rhsb, hopez u iz owt frum unter teh bed.
hab a naice day
Ohai, AfriCat!
Sew far, ai’m owt frum unner teh bed, an restin awn teh bed.
Has a gud dai!
Dere r no sekrit passijwaiz.
U spoke?
Nawt meh.
Ai spoke
Dere. Voys com frum cow awn wal.
MOOSE! MOOSE U IMBISIL!
U awl mistayk wut u asoom
Dey nebber left teh nomming room
Kownt teh nombrs wun froo ten
Turn teh nawb n trai agin.
ohai cheezfrens!
after spending owrz praktising hims smyle in teh meeror, moouse wuz dissapoynted tew lern dat cross-kontry iz no lawnger a ‘lympic sport.
Who’s the moosiest moose we know?
Marty Moose!
Who’s the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
M is for Merry, we’re merry you see;
O is for Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee;
S is for Super Swell family glee;
E is for Everything you want to be.
M – A – R – T – Y;
M – O – O – S – E.
What’s that spell?
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
(Hyuk), that’s me!
OT — Did enny1 see teh Mythbusters: Alaska Speshul on teh cabull? Dey had a segmint aboot whevver, if you are going to hit a moose wiv your car by aksidint, iz better to speed up or hit teh brakes. Tey haz an Urban Myff tat if you hit teh moose high speed, moos flys over teh car and duz less damidj. I prefurs not to hit teh moose at all, but tey prooved it’s better to go slowe then faster.
I FARTED
I can has Sarah Palin?
just add two puns and some burger…