…and STAI dere!
…and STAI dere!
kitteh nawt even afraid of bear’s kung foo movez.
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Be nice to The Pooh!
o c’mon hunny….
♫♫♫
I’m just a little black rain cloud
hovering under the honey tree,
Only a little black rain cloud,
pay no attention to little me.
♫♫♫
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
never eats honey, no, not a nip.
I’m just floating around over the ground,
wondering where I will drip.
♫♫♫
But waht if they b teh rong b’s?
Den dey’d b c, d b’s b b.
Oar, tehy mite be deez beez.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7552005.stm
it’s an orange tabby – get back in the tree !!!
Yas, cuz ebbrey bare noes taht teh ornje ones R poysin..
FTW! Iz vewy gud!
Cud be wurse. Teh orinj wunz mite hab been Motley Crue.
or carrot top.
Ewww…. Iz nawt shur wut carrot top haz morfed hizself into!! Butt itz skaree!
BingLOL! At laszt! Bin a lawng taim since sumwun did that wun!
Oh Hai Stend!! U noe, I still b wayting 4 u 2 getting a profile so u kin b mai frend. I b needing moar frenz….. I only hazzing 23001 frenz….iz not enuf….if enneewun els wud liking 2 b mai fren jsut going 2 mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/ adn klikking on Add As Friend. I will b happee 2 aksept ur inbitashun.
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MJ, I has to tell u, u made me LOL last week when u wuz talkin bowt teh hole frend thing….’there’s nuttin u can DU wif it!’
LOL… so troo!!!
I has frenz now I has never eben seen on ICHC, but I always accepts an invite, cuz why wudn’t u want more frenz?
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Glad u laffed Leeza!! Dere b nuffing like habbing frenz u don’t noe
wut 2 due wif.
yes, stend yor groopies are ankshuslly waytin for yoo to get a profile! we watns yoo to be owr frend!!
ooooo.
I neber ben ded a groopee bfore!
Duz dat make stend deh grooper?
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I’ll haz 2 getting an awto graf book.
An it’s Maus an Annipuss in a TY!
Maus – wud yoo laik sum Scotch? Ai know yoo ar a twerk – but. . .
Doo yoo happen to know whar it iz? Oar purrrhaps yoo remembur??
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Teh awnlee problim iz – ai cant find teh liszt ♫ ov teh Scotch that Paws4Thot provided fur teh CCC!
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An – “FastFingurs” Annipuss! Doo yoo need sum moar kitteh eerrings? Oar purrhaps teh Nawty Barn Snoglobe! :wicked:
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Maus – did yoo know about that? Phillipe sed it wuz verreee “interesting.” When yoo shake it.
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Fanks Janet. I’ll has sum Scotch: it’s been qwite a dat atwerks. I duzzint has teh hole list ov the CCC Scotches, but I noes tehy has my brand: Glenmorangie “The Quinta Ruban”. Yum.
*Pours 4 fingers into a glass*
*Adds a few drops of water (it helps release the aromas)*
*Takes a big sip*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh……
4 fingers??? It must reelee hav bin qwite day!
But mebee awnlee 2 fingers. Ai must confess ai rarelee (az in hardlee eber) drink Scotch.
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Ai think ai mite joyne yoo. Yur “ahhhhhhhhh. . .” soundz reelee happee!
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Maybee Tidmum cud uze sum too. Ai’ll go see.
Fankx Janet, Ai fink Ai’d liek wun uv teh nawty barn snoglobes
Ai will hab 2 hied it wen mai son cums 2 bisit tho!
Ai havn’t seen tehm in ackshun. We will hav to ask Phillipe! LOL!!!
We haz 2 `member dat der iz minorz abowt….
Mined u, dey prolly noe awl abowt nawtyness!
Wat is teh CCC?
good ting dat pooh can climb. kitteh wants to eatz bear.
Ai isn’t goin 2 clime up 2 halp
An dat’s teh bare fax.
I dint noeing baerz kud reed…..oar had fone lionz.
Duz a baer fax in deh wudz?
Dat an uvver fings….
Dey mas kawl fyr-brigade fur halp..
Wen dey kawls de fyrmenz wut duz u spoze de bare will say mayd him clime de tree? De kitteh? Or:
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Armee ants
Battalyun uv gofers
Cheezwiz
D…
Dingoes
Elolofunt
Fijjitin Frogs
G..
Go-fers (lots ob dem)
Hallusinashuns from awt-ob-daet katnip
I..
Disastur (hurry-kaen or sumwut)
Evul spirit
Foreygn invashun
G…
Guv-mint akshun
Histeriks
Igwana
J…
Jakkals
Krokodiles
Lotsaleemurs
M …
Justa whim
Kollee goggie
Lemmun zours at de tawp!
M…
minkses
Nasty nose nibblers
Ornry otters
Plethura ov pink piggies playing pee nuckle..
Q…
Plethura ov ponderous packyderms possessing a propencity 4 pro-crasty-nation
Marshanz
Nomming noms (YIKS!!)
Otterz
Pointee endz
Q…
Quills
Rain
Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes!
T …
Teenie Tinee itchee fings
Unkle Archee’s bad bref
Veree big mousie herds
W…
wunnerful lolruses
Xtreme kondishuns on graon
Yse-gyes
Zillion-billion honneebees
ware wolfs
xtra larj panfurs
zebra wif an attitood
Wagonz full of goggiez
X-men goggie version
Yarnz uf poysin thread
Zebraz wiff pointee endz
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YAY!!
datz another list completed!!!
HOORAYY!!
I haz sum sad nooz to share:
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My Fambly Spotty Dog Mungo, went over the Brij this morning
He had been poorly for a while, with a very nasty chest infection that didn’t respond to antibiotics.
He got up this morning to tell my Mummeh it wuz brekfuss tyme, but he collapsed and died before he got to teh Kitchen.
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We has a big sad an a Mungo shape hole in ower harts.
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In a little tiny way he helped us-Mungo made his own decision to leave us and go to the meadow. None of us had to make that choice for him.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1750756
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Go Well my Sonner,my Baggins, my Boi.
{{{{{{Mungo}}}}}}
{{{{{{Mungo}}}}}}
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iz sowwy tidmum…
all i could do iz maek u a lol to maekz u feel better
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1748631
Ai feel sorree for your loss.
Oh, tidmum.. How sad to lose such a dear friend.. Our thoughts and love go out to you… {{{{tidmum & Baggins}}}}
{{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}
{{{{{{mungo}}}}}}
{{{{tidmum}}}} This iz indeed sad noos.
But oh – it waz, ai think, a hyoooj way that he helped. Nawt tiny. That he spared you the awful decision. {{{{Mungo}}}}
Maybee soon – we can go to the Princess Mu together? Ai think it mite help some. He cud meet mai beloved Cleo.
An awl teh rest uv owr luvved wuns on teh uther syde uv teh brij.
{{tidmum and mungo}} May teh road rise to meet him.
May teh wind be always at his bak.
May teh sun shyne warm upon hims fayce.
And until ye meet agin, may teh gud Lord uv owr blessed furry creechurs hold heem sayf in himz luvving paws.
dats a berry byootiful pikshur. him lukks liek a sweetidog. ai has a sad fur u and ur fambly, but he noed u lubbed him rite tu teh foot ov teh brij an beyawnd.
himz lurved yew n yer famleeee as muchly as yew awl lurved hims!! sounz gud but rilly nuffin helps at a tyme laik dis. ai noes almos cuz it got close wif teh mamakitty an ai still members how skeery dat wuz. at lees it wint fast an laik yew sed himz made himz choice…….. {{{tidmum n famleee n mungo at teh meadow}}}
now Rascal you be nice to Mungo in teh meadow an makes him welcome!!!
*offers sympathy adn a bag ob rainbow-shaped hugs*
oh Tidmum I iz so sowry.
{{{{{{Tidmum and famblee}}}}}}
Wut a byootiful goggie.
Mungo will lite up teh meadow for shure.
{{{{{tidmum}}}}} {{{{{mungo}}}}}
They leeve footprints on yr hart forever.
Yu will meet agin.
Aww. {{{{{{Tidmum’z famblee}}}}} so sorry.
{{{{{tidmum}}}}}
{{{{{Mungo}}}}} who iz now frolicking in teh Princess Mu meadow, wagging his tail for you, tidmum, wagging his tail to comfort you, til you meet again.
{{{Eau Claire}}} Hims luk liek a faithflol companyun. Teh spawts r teh beautimous!!
Hims may be gone frum ur side but nebber frum ur hart.
{{{{{{{{{{Tidmum an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Mungo}}}}}}}}}}
Our dog Sadie will sho Mungo aroun teh meadow, if sumwun else’s goggie hasent alreddy dun so. (She went to teh brij 23 yeers ago — is teh onliest dog I has eber hadded.)
Mungo hadded lawts uv luv in hims lief an yoo will has lawts uv good memrys to help yoo wif teh loss.
Oh Tidmum, I feelz so sad fur u.
Mungo looks like such a gud boi. U hart muss b breaking.
Hopefully, knowing dat so meny peeps share in ur sorrow, will bring u sum comfort.
*goes to get moar Kleenex*
{{{{{Tidmum and Fambly}}}}}
Teh Rainbow Bridge iz celebrating to hab a gud guy like Mungo.
{{{{{{{{{{Tidmum an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
Ai noez mai Chuck will halp wif showing Mungo arown teh Meadow. Himz been there awlmoast 21 yeerz, so he noez himz wai arown & noez where teh bestest treets are hidden. 
{{{{{{{{{{Mungo}}}}}}}}}}
Aiz sew sry to heer abowt yer Mungo. Ai haz such a sad fur yew.
{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}
My hart is borked an my iyes is leekin so hard I has the hiccups an a puddlol ov teers so big ifinkso i cud swim innit.
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Fankyoo all so berry mush for yor beeyutiful,kind werds of comfort.an lol pics.
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I has telled my Mummeh an Daddeh awl teh wunnerful fings yoo have sed .
They is oberwhelmed ,taht so many peeps have shared in ower Sad. Yor werds an wishes will be comforting to awl ov us in teh days Ahed.
I noe dat Mungo be surrownded wiv noo frenz in teh Meadow,and they will all look after him an play nicely.
We will see him agen,I noes dis is troo.
I ar goin to dat Meadow wun day, an he will be tehr wiv his Dallydog ‘Grin’,waitin for me to majik a bikdik owt ob mah pokkit an wil be his ‘Girl’ for eternitee.
Fankyoo so berry mush. I lubs yoo all. xxxx♥♥♥♥
{{{{{tidmum an tidmums fambly}}}}}
wut a byooteemous goggie him wuz. an now him iz all bettr frum himz nasty pleh sikness an playin in teh medow. yoo haz teh sad now, but iz better to haz teh sad tahn to nebber haz such a wunnerful goggie in yor life.
{{{{{tidmum and fambly and Mungo}}}}}
Himz got my Quinny der poo fer compny too. I know you’ll miss himz, but hez have lotsa good friendz to play wif. Don’t make it easier for us taht get left behind tho. {{{{you}}}}
Mungo iz vera prettyz. He will be waytin fr yu at de Brij fur shur, Tidmum. Iz bad way 2 beginz week. Sry.
or maybee teh fyr-beargade?
yup.. mebbe bettur gief wurk 2 bear-speshulist
bair must has tried to take kitteh’s kibble.
not sew eesy, ackshully!
Send mai a koot firemen
Leev mai huney alone !!!!!
Dat’ll shoz teh bare hooz bawss!
silleh bare shudda nown not 2 mess wiv tha kitteh
this is unBEARable…
Ur punz r ful of amoosmunt nd stuf
This is teh unBEARable lightness of treeing!
*heddesk*
*snikkers under paw* Sawree, sumbuddy had to say it!
hahahaha…tanks Gremin fur the makin me laff lyke crazee ladee.
*nods hed, smyols* Glad to oblige, Missy!
Fanks to Chessie for teh set-up remark that sent mah brayn off on a tangent!
{{{{gremlin}}}} That wuz just brillyunt!
*heddesk.*
Ow!
*heddesk.*
Ow!
*heddesk*
fyre dept nawt gonna lyke tihs wun!!
Ai fink iffn Ai wuz a fyremanAi’d leeve teh bare 2 cum down bai himselb wen himz reddee!
1) open can uv tuna & plais unner tree
2) run away!!
Dat’s owkay. Teh fyre departmint got cawled tu teh Nawty Barn fore manoovurs adn aer… bizzy.
My feerceness, let me show yoo it!
is that gremlin kitteh?
I remember reading this in the nooz
orinj tabby kitteh chases a bear into a tree
in noo jursey
Yes! Wuzza grayt storeh! I tries to post teh linky:
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060613-cat-bear.html
Hai gremlin. Ai hoep yoo dont mind if ai fix it so peepl awnlee hav to klik awn it? It iz SUCH a cyoot storee. FEERECE kitteh!!
http://www.news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060613-cat-bear.html
Just lyke Miss J4K said, only leeve owt that www part after teh slashes.
ohai Gremlin, how is Dexter?
Shredded anny noo mausies latelee?
s’ok Maus, yoo iz nawt eggzackly “noo” maus rite?
I gess nawt. But I duzzint want to bee “newly shredded” eethur…
*puts Maus in a liddel plastic bubblol*
Ohai! Teh mauses is gittin lots uv luv an attenshun at mah haus! Dexter luvs to play wit them. I did find wun tayl yesterday that I’m not shur which maus it belonged to. Other than that, teh mauses appear to be doing well.
Dexter is doing well. He is such a delight. He is growing reelly kwikly, tho – just yesterday he wuz a 3-pounder an I brot heem hoem. Today he is over 6 pownds and is starting to luk lyke a beeg boi. *snif* They grows up so fast!
awwww…
he’ll alwais be ur babbeh!
Maus, I don’t fink u has to worry, Dexter likes the furry mauses.
Unless ur furry too?
kinduva purrsunal kwestyun, doncha think??
Unkwirin mynds. We duzzent wanna noes.
Well, frum the pickshurs I has seen Ifinknawt.
Sew, I was just trying tu reasshure teh Maus.
Ohai, lunarmommy. They is teh fayk maus toys yoo kin buy at teh pet stor. Teh floofy wuns wit teh jingly sownds in teh middel is teh current fayvrit. Dexter luvs teh floofy mauses, an plays wit tehm til he sumtiems rips teh fuzz or teh tayl off them. I did tayl rekunstrukshun surgery on wun abowt 2 weekzago, LOL!
Iz mah yard and I no likes introoders
kthx
orinj kitteh
Git orf moi Laaand!!!
Ohai tidmum. OT, teh Cheezfrenz messijis seems 2 be otay agane,
Phew!!
I go looky inna minnit.
how beez Hazel kitteh todai?
Ohai two_kittehs ,
Hazel beez qween ov teh duvet an pillolows tewday. She beend skwatchin horrid scabby bits all on teh place! Ifinkso teh scabs be liftin an itchin her. She will be bald before lawng
She bit gwumpy acuz teh nawt itchin meddissun be warin orf.
Back to teh V-E-T on Wensday.
gud luks at teh v.e.t.!
*crosses fingurs fur Hazel*
bare noes orinj ones r poisen
hmmmm…… tyme owt cornur kinda ’streem izzunt it ?
LOL!! gud one!
ai’ll bee guud, kan ai comes owt noaw ?????
pssstt, dont nowun tellz LCB, K?…….kant hav her up dere reskewin dar bare, else we spen teh ress ov teh dai, gettin her dwon tew !
ohai salleh! LCB wuz heer urlier. If she sees this, we will need Phillipe – he haz teh ekwipment we wud need fur teh reskew. Gibbocat wud be gud, too – cuz he haz taht wunderful motorcycle. Oar cweenmj eben, wif her bubblol.
An definitely D Marie an Romeow. No advenchoor iz compleet wifaout them!
Ohai Janet, we is rytin teh Histry Ob ICHC ober awn Cheezfrenz: tie-pin an fylin teh Grate Storees, lyk “Teh Thrillin Reskyoo” an “Teh Tryul ob teh Sentchury” an Ai tink we rilly need yu! Can yu com awn ober an halp?
Ai wud bee delited. ai hav menee things bukmarked. But menee moar nawt. Purrphas we cud send awt serch teems to halp find things.
That iz a GRATE idea. Becuz – we cud park so much informashuns there. Laik – what Scotches ar awn teh CCC.
Ai is nawt bolinteerin 2 halp hold teh catchy peepl fing iffn dey yooz dat fur teh bare. Ai haz an erjent appoynmint er. er sumware els, yep long wai awai frum barez
Oh fank yew, Janet fur finking ov meh!
Member dat Woodchuck’s bellee reskewed LCB a time or tew.
I miss Woodchuck’s bellee slydin. Classic stuffs.
“honey, won’t you be my teddy bear?”
Or…Teddy, won’t you be my hunny bare?
Ai’d raver haz a bare hunny
LOL! Oh Annipuss! Ai think ai wud, too!
oar a bare hinney.
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did i say dat owt lowd?
lolz I finded this nice song!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y
if the link does nowt go through can yoo Janet please tell us hao to do eet?
lolz I finded this nice song!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y
Ohai Janet! Lets goe 2 teh nawty barn an see wat we can fyned….
all catz dezervz respec
It didnt seem so high from down there…. HALP!
PWNed. Taek dat, bare!
It`s Jack the fierce ginger! I remember him!
Rilly, RILLY big wanz. Marmi haz tehm.
hahahaha thats hilarious!
Wot is dat ting in da tree?
“Mawmma sez dat’z Ur
a Bayurr. Wutz U deweengz
wayz upz dayr? Wuz U
luukeengz 4 summfeengz
2 eetz? Mawmma knoez wayr daryz
lawtza reeetz 2 Nomz
andz likkz andz skweeze andz
nubbull. Mawmma sez wii shoodz
shayr andz nawt kwibbull!”
Jack.
Go ‘hed, jump. Ai’ll ketch yu.
*snikr*
Duffy, u had better b careful.
U kno dat Mama bare iz prolly nawt far away…and she hab no scents ov humor.
teh ber is in teh tree cause he stole teh tabys cheezburger!
A friend of mind that lives in the West Kootenay area of BC, had a kitten that did this to a young bear. Even though the bear cub outweighed the kitten, he thinks that they were both too young to know better. The kitten made like a puffer fish & nearly doubled in size with his fur standing on end. And he hissed and snarled and spat and swore so much that the bear didn’t want to take any chances! A very cool story!
dats cute.
Dat kitteh showd dat bare his FIERCE! And bare was barey skerred.
Tank goodness for ICHC . . . too much dramz and not enough lolz at CO.
kitteh’s fierce and ferocious mews
Nawt just meows – ORINJ meows!
strong cat lol
This happened last year here in Florida. The video is hysterical. This kitteh is VERY territorial!
I wonder what the story behind this photo is..
ROFL, that is so funny!!!
Some find teh smalle kittehs terrifyin. Me myself do. Dey be eeble.