teleport machine need work
teleport machine need work
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Nawt wurkin rite
Konga-ratz annipuss for soletaer nawt-sekkund
Hau wud u lyk tu sillubreat?
yeh yu wanna cake?
That’s “Now you’re thinking with portals” kitty
Ai fink Ai’d liek a beer pls, Doan’t feel liek doin ennifink 2 enerjetik tho.
Annipuss, hopes yu r feeling bedder 2tady.
Here’s a beer for yu wif healing qualiteez.
Thx, Ai iz mutsh better 2dai.
Gud dai tu watch teh lolympicz.
But Annipuss!
It iz WE hoo ar sposed to be dansing fur YOO! To silly brate yur amaizin arrival in teh tawp spawt. An hao yoo awlwayz think ov sumthing to say! Verree important, tath wun!
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Tho – ai’m having a bit ov a hard taim imagining waht kind ov a dans wud bee sootable heer! LOL!
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ai’m going fur sum cawfee – an ponder this a bit. Maybee a nice brunch wud bee bedder.
Sum ov us cud hav brekfast, oar urlee lunch – an teh odders – tee? Izzit too layt fur tee??
For losing head?
Chilly down wif firy dans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_6l1kwu7Y
LOL! REELEE gud choyce, booklion! Ai dont think ai eber payed ene attenshun to the werds befoar!
itz dinner tiem fur meh so i’ll hab sum coke if u say!!
OK! BLUNCHTEEDINSUP it iz tehn!
Ai’ll brings sum nice freshlee brood cawfee wif milk an creem an demarara shugar.
An sum blooberree pancaeks wif reel maypul syrup.
An ov corse Erl Grey Tee – becuz it iz yum! an to go wif teh Star Trek Theme going awn below!
Here, I brigns to ebberybuddy fritatta, wif artychoke pesto to put on top, for peeps who luvs teh artychokes. If nawt, ten I will dust yur slice with grana padano cheese and slip it unner broiler to brown it.
yum yum!!
fankyz JCH4000000K and booklion!!!
da fud iz brill…brilliu…. great!!
nom nom nom nom
Ai cawls frittata “ebbryfing u can fink uv omlett – berry gud fer usin up awl sorts uv leftobers!
Iz neber tu layt fur tee!
Tea in teh mornin, tea in teh ebening, tea at suppertime…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYtNu_heiI
*danses round an round, sings*
Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeee, Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Iz bery catchy song, ai fink ai mite singsit aw dae.
Unlez ai techded dat lillel earworm sumfing difarent.
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Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeee, Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeeeee…..
clapity clapity foar nowt secund!
Scuze mee, olympic lolcat. Ai need to hang thiz heer neer teh top! Thanks!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER raingods ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
An maneeeeeees moer!!!
Teh liddle lions ar sposed to bee harts! ;( Ai don’t know wai they sumtaims ar nawt!
I seez harts adn notez Janet. Altho, littul lionz wud b kewt, tu.
Oh…… Gud morning, Janet!!
yew wud fink teh lions wud be kewt………..bein a Leo an awl……..jus sayin
mrnin, Cweenie
dey ar harts on mai puter……..smile……….
yew am definitleee turnin into a puter geek……. sew here is yer honorary geek hat, complete wif propellar!!! *wear it prowdleeeeee*
Gud morning!
Did yoo too com in teh sayme bubblol??
Ai hav harts in safari, too! *sigh of relief*
But in firefix – just – well, nawt reelee lions. Wud bee cyoot! Just liddle toofpiks! LOL!
ohai J-pak……. yesh teh Cween bubbloled up here to WA to pikkin me up sew we cud cum an wish yew a happi dai
Sum timez I fink jamamamam n I b onerairee twinz.
Plz note dat dat b ON ER AIR EE, not ORN REE.
*wif innosent luk on fais*
Mii?? deh ebil twin???
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Now u hurted mai feelingz.
I feel awl owlee.
awwwwwww {{{twin cweenie}}} ai wud nebber hurted yer feelin fur teh whirrld
otay den, ai will be teh ebil twin…
{{{{jamamamamamamama}}}}}}}
hmmm. slitelee lopsided hug. ……
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1716171
ebil… i dont fink soo… u albayz heal people who hab SPLORTED!!
u iz nice but eberyone haz a darkside…
tis nawt related tew teh intrests ob teh fred, but wuz makin me dancin in mai chair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWQjblsLFY&feature=related
Owlee? Az in “ouchie?” oar teh burdee??
otay, gess we duzznt need teh ebit wun…….we can be teh sweet twins…arghhh
oh J-pak ai sended yew a nomiliciuos video on teh reincartasian fred las nite jus as yew scampered off tew bed…….ai finkso it wud be werf a trip bak in time to see
Ai will skamper rite bak an find it! Ai moast DEFINITELEE need sumtthing nomilicious rite nao.
Still no noos
J-pak, ai brot it tew teh fyushur fur yew in cayse it wuzznt cleer dat it wuz fur yew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LgDjU1jGs
Awww – thankz, jamamakitty! Taht wuz reelee thottee!
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an ai told fifif – in teh commint tath WP eeted, that ai am shur tehre iz room in the Nawty Barn fur hiz horse!
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Yoo noe, ai think he mait luk a liddle bit laik teh YNG.
In my wildest dreemz, I nebber thot tht YNG culd be so…so….SO.
Ooooh, Ai hayt wen dat happins
*snurt*
dey r harts in mah puter though…
Aww, fank you vewwy much! De lions would be awesome, but hearts and notes iz great too!
Happiest ov Birfdais to Raingods!!!
I hope dat u hab lots ov gud nommies today and a wunnerful yeer!
{{{{{raingods}}}}}
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Plz to b sending a liddle rain to AZ.
conga rat shoelaces annipuss!!!
u iz nawt sekund uf da thread!!
wat would u liek to silly brate wiff??
Qwik get purrfessur McGonnagall, he’s splinched hisself!
hmm hmmm we hav to frankly-stain him nao…
Mr. Scott to the transpoter room!
Dr. McCoy to the transporter room!
I wz rite about transporters! Alwyz yuse shuttlecraft instead.
nd teh obligatory
“Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
An kitteh diden’t eben haz a red shurt on!
teh hole in space-time coninunomnomnom eated teh red shirt.
lost in trans… erm transportashun
An ai browt this wun – az a bit on topic – tho awnlee sort of.
Ai suz LUKING fur “Trekking across teh Universe” Enebuddee hav it??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI
But thiz wun (Time Warp) iz a leest pittee livelee!
great!
oooh, dassa gud won, JCH4K!
OMCC! I laffed so hard my sidez hurt!
Thnk yu, JCH4K
An next – fur yur vewing pleshure – Trekking across teh Universe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGyU3d66mXE&feature=related
An this wun – sayme az above – but wif teh werds printed, in cayse sumwun dind understand ebreething.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3k_CgzdR2s
Trekking across teh Universe – wordz printed. Also funneh! But just werds.
*weeek weeek weeek*
I lubz Star Trek!!!
Iz bery gud won. Ai *gigglesnort* frew whol fing! Ai forgets hau many years TNG go, der won shot where Ryker luk lik a babee.
TNG ran 8 yeerz. Ryker luk lik a babee wifowt hiz beerd, datz tru.
Kitteh has lost hims or hers hed….
eedr taht of it haz reely Loooooooog neck….giraffe Kitteh?
Mebbe iz jaz long-kitteh (teh LONG wun)
Y girafee nek so long?
Caus heed so fur awy frum bodee!
Teh hedd iz singin “Ai ain’t got noe boddee”
*lolz*
now ai got an eerworm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ
If I kan purrfectz dis, I kan getz intoo fudz kuhburd whenebber I wantz!
Iz ai commin oar goin???
Floaty hed cat mak for gud hallween sprise!
Rubbernekking cauz of menny, menny aksidents!
dis wents streit 2 teh top of mah favrit kittehs!
Head, showlders, nees, and tows….gonna be ruff fer this kitteh.
Flexibility: Now you’re just showing off.
There’s a limit to eberyfing – eben Yoga.
Dis fenss habz hoal lyke
wun in Hewminz cloazz dryurr
dat steelz Hewminz sawkkz
Mebbe hoal in fenss
will hydez Cheezburgrz? Maykz gud
playss 4 seekritz Nomz
Dayr coodz beez mennee
ekksplanayshunz 4 dis, butz
Kitteh feenkz itz kewl!
Jack.
haz yoo thout to colect teh best uv yur lolcat poems adn make a lolcat poetic collection? it will be reelleee reeleee kool
Nao ur thinkin wif Portals.
Then the first can’t have cake – the cake is a lie!
doNUT pey furr dat portal, ya haer?
dat mage wut maed eet iz skammer n a ninja!
kitteh flinched… i fink..
Hai, Hashim. Sorreee – ai shud noe this. But waht taim izzit in Pakistan? Training to hav a brunch fur Annipuss, but we will needs teh rite fuds fur ebreewun.
Ohai JCH4000000k!!!
itz 9:00 pm over here and itz dinner tiem but i wont say no to a brunch!!
oh hai Hashim!!! hao iz yoo after celebrating Caturday?
and JanetCanHas4Kittehs+4CheezburgersFoarEach did yoo see mai reply to yoor question curiocities? eet was on grampa kitteh
Ohai olympic lolcat!!
iz fine after sillybrating Caturday!! but 2day iz Sunday *sigh*… tomorrow iz munday morning bluez…
i checked out da games in ur website and i loved da franken kitteh or it waz sumfin liek dat… insanely gud!!
da mowsies r doomed!!
lolz yes this one iz verrry funny!
I have found some more kool games dat I will add one ov dis dais but it takes tyme to do adn iz sort ov lazzzzzeeee 
ok!!
Hai, olympic lolcat. Ai did nawt – but ai will go an see az soon az ai get teh brunch started.
Yoo ar coming too? To teh brunch?
i can cum too!!
pweaze??
pwetty pweaze wiff cheez on top??
yessssh defineteleee!
I can hasa brunch tu?
Ai brung flowerz fur tabel an sum chokolit maus fur da eets?
mai ai pleez come to brunch awlso? ai will bring
Antipasto
Bananas Foster
Corm on teh cob
Dark Chocolate
E …
Egg fried rice
Fried Chicken
Ginger bread(not da man!!)
Hot coffee
Icecream
J…
jamaican blue coffee
kitty kat kake
lovely blueberry cobbler
m……
Mushroom soup
Neatly cut chicken wings(fried!!)
Orange juice
Pasta wiff cheez
Q….
quiche!!!
rainbow trout
strawberrys
t……….
quazee munkee bred
rillee gud chili
sgetti wif meetballz
t…
tinned fud
Universal nomming fing
Vitamin C enriched drink
Waffles
X…
retake on
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tuna fish!!!
xtra strenfff skotch
yellow fin tuna
zillions ob parfays!!! fur teh donkeee
TA DA
YIPPEE!!!
da list iz cumplete!!
plus da improvement to tuna iz gr8 jamamakitty!!
fanky!!
ai wuz finkin dat teknicly tuna ish a tinned fud………
Haz u nebber had fresh tuna? Noe? Me neever, but Ai haz seed it in teh shops.
nope, me haznt eaten tuna…
Guillotine – Ur doing it wrong.
And Happy Birfday to me as well! I can has cake nao?
Hippie birdie too yoo!
Hippie birdie too yoo!
Hippie birdie dear RainGods! (God?!)
Hippie birdie too yoo!
clapity clapity!!!!!!!!
Happy birfdai, raingods! Yes, yu may haz enny flavor cayke yu lykes. Wif whippy cream!
Oooh, chocolatey, gushy cake pleaze!
An’ it’s just raingods, no kapi, kapa, uh, no big G! (It’s taken from the Fish album Raingods with Zippos btw).
Happy Birffday to u!!
may u haz many moar cheezburgerz!
may u haz many moar cheezburgerz!
Happy Birffday to u!!
RAINGODS!!1!
P.S. u can haz caek!!
a veery hapee fursday 2 uz
yes, manee happee birfdais in awl yur nine lievz
*straggulz in late 2 deh partee*
*rubz sleep frum iiz*
O.o beder trying dat agin.
*Rubs iiz agin*
O.O dat bedder.
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Happee birfday raingods!! If I bringing u a present will u letting it rain here?? It b awflee dry. Oh, datz rite, I b in dhe desert. well, den, I gess no rain 4 mii.
heerz a prezzee fer u.
*raingods opunz pakije adn seez a nice new 50z bavving cap.*
I gotted it frum deh ty boo teek. It b bedder dan dat CHRG u ben wearing…. it lukkiing a liddul worn owt….how mennee splortz haz it protektinged u frum?
*removez raingods old CHRG and puttingz on deh 50z bavving cap, pulling deh chin strap snug.*
Dere, now u b reddee 4 moar kewt kittehz. I like dis cap, i haz deh liddul starfishes on it. Member 2 awlwayz putting it on b4 u kumming to Cheezland, kuz u never noeing wen the splortalishuz kittehz will b heer.
Ohai Raingods
sins ai been flyin roun wif mai Cween twin ai has come tew tell yew dat teh kittehs am habin an “Ohai Birfday Tea” in honer ub yer birfdai………has a happi
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1743417
dat’s a berry sweet kitteh! Ai’ll be happy to have tea!
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8195/666ht0.jpg
Kitteh tinks: nice bee-hind.
Happy Birfday raingods!!!!
Scuse me while I step outs of LOLSpeak a moment.
I don’t get a chance to post on here as much as I’d like, but everyone’s comments make my day a little brighter in an increasingly darker world and that’s the best birthday present ever!
fank u raingods!!!
{{{{{{raingods}}}}}} Pleeze com az offen az yoo can. If yur whiled seems dark. Purrhaps we can halp!
Ai dont now waht iz maeking yur whirrled dark – main iz rite nao – but being heer halps a LOT! Theze ar reelee gud frenz.
why wat happened JCH4oooK??
why iz ur whirlled dark??
maybe if u haz sum fud frum da brunch, u canz feel betta!!
jamamakitty, cweenmj and i maed a whole menu fur da brunch!!
itz a bit on top frum here…
Marie Antoin-chat kereckly surmizes derz ben a mis-calkulashun!
FTW!!!!!
sryus lols……….
Manee thankees to cweenmj n jamamakitty!
ai agreez! @@@@@ + @@@@@+@
yew rilly shud recapshun dat lolpik wif yer berry clebber commint
Hee-heee-heee! (Ginormous grin on Divakitty’s face at de compliment). Mabee I will do just that!
Kitteh is shoo-in for kitteh lolympic meddul in jim-nastiks….his flexubilitee, let him show the world it.
Awlsew guud foar teh 400m – head can awlreddy be ober teh finishing lien.
Telepourt mahchyne wuz spposed tuu beemez kitteh up, nawt geyt hims stuk inna stockkx;
Naow tuu geyt hims free, thems gunna hasta puttez teh TM iyn reberse;
(Iyt wil probly blowez kitteh iyntuu teh nexxt kountee!!!)
Am I the only one that likes the current caption?
Now THAT is clever! GREAT credit to the photographer on timing the shot!
GRAT PIX, congrats to photog on timing!
Maibee ai red teh commintz too fast – did ennybuddy say SPLINCHED yet?
It’s CATosaurus!!!
Oh noe, I gets arrestid fer breakin into mah own howse….
teh candel fud is a lye !!1
josephine bonaparte’s kitteh
lol soh foney………….. teh lolcats ais foney, lol ai knoh lolcats spaek!!!!!
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Actually, this could be a scene from the awesome new children’s book,
“100 Cupboards”!
If you’re a fan of fantasies like Narnia or Oz or by Neil Gaimon, you’ll be interested in reading “100 Cupboards” by N.D. Wilson.
Just a fan.
Halp! I haz been Splinched!
Pairadocks – ur doin it… pretty well akshuly
FTW!!!
Somewunz cawl Scoteh!
teleport machine need fix pl0x
Looooong cat iss stuk
Shordiegner Kitteh Cs prublim wit feory
mwe lolz so mwuch at dis
caption should be “now you’re thinking with portals”
“Apparently there’s still bugthz in the system”
-Bloom County…70’s-ish…I think
Portal lolz
Teh butt end need werk onleh
hed part werk gud.
Honey,
This is one of many funnies at icanhascheezburger.com
I picked this one because it reminded me of Timeline.
M