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WiljamiDzay

Konga-ratz annipuss for soletaer nawt-sekkund :)
Hau wud u lyk tu sillubreat?

Ribbo

That’s “Now you’re thinking with portals” kitty :(

 
 
annipuss

Ai fink Ai’d liek a beer pls, Doan’t feel liek doin ennifink 2 enerjetik tho.

booklion

Annipuss, hopes yu r feeling bedder 2tady.
Here’s a beer for yu wif healing qualiteez.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But Annipuss! ;) It iz WE hoo ar sposed to be dansing fur YOO! To silly brate yur amaizin arrival in teh tawp spawt. An hao yoo awlwayz think ov sumthing to say! Verree important, tath wun!
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Tho - ai’m having a bit ov a hard taim imagining waht kind ov a dans wud bee sootable heer! LOL!
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ai’m going fur sum cawfee - an ponder this a bit. Maybee a nice brunch wud bee bedder.
Sum ov us cud hav brekfast, oar urlee lunch - an teh odders - tee? Izzit too layt fur tee??

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL! REELEE gud choyce, booklion! Ai dont think ai eber payed ene attenshun to the werds befoar! :-)

 
 
Hashim

itz dinner tiem fur meh so i’ll hab sum coke if u say!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OK! BLUNCHTEEDINSUP it iz tehn! :-)

Ai’ll brings sum nice freshlee brood cawfee wif milk an creem an demarara shugar.

An sum blooberree pancaeks wif reel maypul syrup.

An ov corse Erl Grey Tee - becuz it iz yum! an to go wif teh Star Trek Theme going awn below!

booklion

Here, I brigns to ebberybuddy fritatta, wif artychoke pesto to put on top, for peeps who luvs teh artychokes. If nawt, ten I will dust yur slice with grana padano cheese and slip it unner broiler to brown it.

Hashim

yum yum!!
fankyz JCH4000000K and booklion!!!
da fud iz brill…brilliu…. great!! :D
nom nom nom nom

 
annipuss

Ai cawls frittata “ebbryfing u can fink uv omlett - berry gud fer usin up awl sorts uv leftobers!

 
 
 
midnightsdeer

Iz neber tu layt fur tee!

midnightsdeer

*danses round an round, sings*
Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeee, Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Iz bery catchy song, ai fink ai mite singsit aw dae.
Unlez ai techded dat lillel earworm sumfing difarent.
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Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeee, Hava cuppa teeeeeeeeeeeeee…..

 
 
 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Scuze mee, olympic lolcat. Ai need to hang thiz heer neer teh top! Thanks! ;)

♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫

♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER raingods
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫

♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥

midnightsdeer

An maneeeeeees moer!!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Teh liddle lions ar sposed to bee harts! ;( Ai don’t know wai they sumtaims ar nawt!

cweenmj

I seez harts adn notez Janet. Altho, littul lionz wud b kewt, tu. ;-)
Oh…… Gud morning, Janet!!

jamamakitty

yew wud fink teh lions wud be kewt………..bein a Leo an awl……..jus sayin

mrnin, Cweenie

 
 
jamamakitty

dey ar harts on mai puter……..smile………. :grin:

yew am definitleee turnin into a puter geek……. sew here is yer honorary geek hat, complete wif propellar!!! *wear it prowdleeeeee*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Gud morning! ;) Did yoo too com in teh sayme bubblol??

Ai hav harts in safari, too! *sigh of relief*

But in firefix - just - well, nawt reelee lions. Wud bee cyoot! Just liddle toofpiks! LOL!

jamamakitty

ohai J-pak……. yesh teh Cween bubbloled up here to WA to pikkin me up sew we cud cum an wish yew a happi dai

 
cweenmj

Sum timez I fink jamamamam n I b onerairee twinz.
Plz note dat dat b ON ER AIR EE, not ORN REE. ;-)

jamamakitty

:lol: :grin: ai finkso cween cud be teh “ebil” twin??? :lol:

cweenmj

*wif innosent luk on fais*
Mii?? deh ebil twin???
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Now u hurted mai feelingz. :(
I feel awl owlee. :(

jamamakitty

awwwwwww {{{twin cweenie}}} ai wud nebber hurted yer feelin fur teh whirrld

otay den, ai will be teh ebil twin… :evil:

cweenmj

:twisted: sumhow it suutz u! :snerk:
{{{{jamamamamamamama}}}}}}}
hmmm. slitelee lopsided hug. ……

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Hashim

ebil… i dont fink soo… u albayz heal people who hab SPLORTED!!
u iz nice but eberyone haz a darkside…

jamamakitty

tis nawt related tew teh intrests ob teh fred, but wuz makin me dancin in mai chair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWQjblsLFY&feature=related

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Owlee? Az in “ouchie?” oar teh burdee?? ;)

jamamakitty

otay, gess we duzznt need teh ebit wun…….we can be teh sweet twins…arghhh

oh J-pak ai sended yew a nomiliciuos video on teh reincartasian fred las nite jus as yew scampered off tew bed…….ai finkso it wud be werf a trip bak in time to see

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai will skamper rite bak an find it! Ai moast DEFINITELEE need sumtthing nomilicious rite nao. ;)

Still no noos :(

 
jamamakitty

J-pak, ai brot it tew teh fyushur fur yew in cayse it wuzznt cleer dat it wuz fur yew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LgDjU1jGs

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Awww - thankz, jamamakitty! Taht wuz reelee thottee! ;)
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an ai told fifif - in teh commint tath WP eeted, that ai am shur tehre iz room in the Nawty Barn fur hiz horse!
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Yoo noe, ai think he mait luk a liddle bit laik teh YNG.

 
booklion

In my wildest dreemz, I nebber thot tht YNG culd be so…so….SO.

 
 
 
 
fikshunkitteh

Ooooh, Ai hayt wen dat happins :mad:
*snurt*

fikshunkitteh

:oops: Dis wuz spostew go unner cweens comintz, bowt felion owly… sheesh

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Hashim

dey r harts in mah puter though…

 
 
raingods

Aww, fank you vewwy much! De lions would be awesome, but hearts and notes iz great too!

Romeow

Happiest ov Birfdais to Raingods!!!
I hope dat u hab lots ov gud nommies today and a wunnerful yeer!
{{{{{raingods}}}}}
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Plz to b sending a liddle rain to AZ.

 
 
 
 
Hashim

conga rat shoelaces annipuss!!!
u iz nawt sekund uf da thread!!
wat would u liek to silly brate wiff??

 
 
Tribble

Qwik get purrfessur McGonnagall, he’s splinched hisself!

olympic lolcat

hmm hmmm we hav to frankly-stain him nao…

 
 
Tribble

Mr. Scott to the transpoter room!

 
Tribble

Dr. McCoy to the transporter room!

booklion

I wz rite about transporters! Alwyz yuse shuttlecraft instead.

booklion

nd teh obligatory
“Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”

 
Tribble

An kitteh diden’t eben haz a red shurt on!

booklion

teh hole in space-time coninunomnomnom eated teh red shirt.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An ai browt this wun - az a bit on topic - tho awnlee sort of.

Ai suz LUKING fur “Trekking across teh Universe” Enebuddee hav it??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI
But thiz wun (Time Warp) iz a leest pittee livelee! :D