Comments on: I haz

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:40:34 +0000

Wish ebberybody nice as peeps here…;-)

Gotta tell y’all…Our prez sez no more protecting endangered species if someone wants to build a dam or whtever…or save polar bears. Check it out. Sez he has power and is just gonna change Endangered Species Act by administrative rule…and tough luck if polar bears drownin…dis sumpin to pay tention to ifn yous likes dese bears… seems like a bad idea

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:37:55 +0000

did you just hear that rolling thunder? and the ground was kinda shaking? that was my head exploding

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:33:55 +0000

Mommeh Luuve, tihs Pololar Bear hazzit;

Sumetiems, nawt awlwaiys, butt sumetiems, Ai fink teh aminules haz teh moar luuve foar tehir bebbehs tehn sume peeps; Ai finksoe!!!
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By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:25:30 +0000

Yuu am jes tuu Wunnerfull, Jack!!!!!
YAY FOAR YUU!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: zski

zski — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:28:28 +0000

We has same problem in Chikago. Mai local cat/bunny shelter up 39% ober lastyeer. I has a sad.

By: fatt_catts_matt

fatt_catts_matt — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:55:59 +0000

*SPLORT*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:23:04 +0000

I noez wutt u meeens. Peepuls talk bout teh yummeh drinks, and I cants
hab dem in reel life, butt seems like if I has dem on heer, dat wud be
bad. So I juss kinda stays way frum it.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:57:48 +0000

OH NOEZ!!
DONT DIE!!
*seez a white kyoot kitteh*
i-iz dat u Dr.tinykitteh?
maybe dier iz sum way to ressurect u…
i fink LCB and mom21kitteh got resurrected by a way?
*thinkz and thinkz and thinkz…*

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:55:08 +0000

in case ov confoozion, i has a fever an i plead innocent due 2 tempor… tempry… quick insaninity

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:51:52 +0000

AfriCat stans wiv bowded hed, while teh last tattoo (taps) sownds in teh distance…

alas poor davecanhasdrtinycat, I knew him horatio-kitteh…

By: Skarlette

Skarlette — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:25:54 +0000

I wud luv to write sumthin artickulayte to xpress how much I adoar thiz pickture but I is ded frum cuteness overrload.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:46:18 +0000

NEwun hoo noze ‘bowt animulz noze dat domistik anmulz duz nawt kno ‘bowt predditrz an hao 2 gitz fud inda wyld. NEwun nawt stoopy, dat iz. bai now ai am yoosed 2 finkin iz obvius dat domistik anmulz shud stay domistik ‘cuz dey die if dey iz inna wyld….den ai heerz bowt deez peepz. DEEZ STOOPY, STOOPY NAYBURZ DAT REELEE FINK DEY KIN JUS LET A KITTEH GO AN NUFFIN WILL B RONG! vgersmom, hav yoo konsiddered contactin NE hoomane susiety oar sumfing groops in yer area an see wedder oar nawt dis iz pet abyoose oar sumtin? if yoo hav nawt tried, iz gud idea, but stayz anonymous iffin yoo can.
.
annuder ting: der wuz a deer abby ting wunce abowt duvs dat r raised and den reeleesed at weddinz fer purty ceremoniez, but dey dy inda wyld reel soon cuz dey nawt knoze ‘bowt predditers. iz sew sad. but, sum peepz can be nawt sew stoopy an’ gitz homin pijjinz dat luk juss liek purty duvs, but dey fly bak 2 der hoams wen dey iz reeleesed. iz gud ideaz!

By: Katzi

Katzi — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:43:59 +0000

Thankees ((((nativeca)))…You a good frend

By: catmom

catmom — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:42:47 +0000

Dis iz da bare cub ne cezz i tee!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:36:06 +0000

WHUT???? YOOFENIYZED WUD BE BEDDER DEN DAT!!!! oh noooess…. ai kno dat not everybuddy can taek care ob a kitteh oar goggie in ebbery sichooayshun, but shoorly dey can nawt leevz it inda haus 2 dy ob starvayshun!!! i haz a MAD! eeeehhh huuuuhhhh eeeehhhhh huuuhhhh……
do u tink it’z pawsible dat dey frgotz da pet and den cudn’t cum bak 2 da howse? srsly, wen u leevs da howse u haz sum tiem 2 figger owt wut 2 do wif petz, rite?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:19:11 +0000

yay for pololar bears. ai just saw the picshur (busy day today, no time for ichc). very cyoot. very sleeping. maybe we tiptoe by. nawt wake them up. ai finkso.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:40:51 +0000

::slap-slap-slap-kerslapee:: Wut iz yoo? Teh uber-stoopy, hyoomins? Ai jes doan noe iffen teh hyoomin race iz worthy N-E-moar.
George disturbed better dan dat. Ai wooduh towld da fayr weather famblee tu take uh flyin leep. Try tu take her bak…wut…wut. Ai kin lick yoo wit wun hand tied behind mai bak. (P.S. Ai’v dun dat (cupple ob timez), it wurks). Furrgetuhbout their feelingz. Iffen dey doan now wut it takez tu be uh kitteh slave, den dey’re nawt worthy IMHO.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:16:57 +0000

Dis pitcher am too cyoot!

Blargh! I are ded!

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:06:30 +0000

one uv aur kittehs wuz put aut by teh peeple neks door cuz dey didn wan hur ennymoar (we faoun dis out apfter 2 yeers ov feedin her on aur porch an fynally gettin hur to trustz us an come in tu be a furrebber kitteh. Den las yeer a littel bitty blak an wite bunnee shoes up in aur yard – yup…teh saem peepul had it as a pet an got tyred of it. We kalled dem up and dey sed it wud “go bak to teh wyld”! Uh..moar liek bekum kiyote snak! We sed we wud taek it an lub it (an kall it george?) but dey sed dey wud taek it bak. We nebber saw it again but ai daut dey relly kept it. Manee peepulz fink domestik aminulz cann go bak to libin on der awn.
*walks awai, shakin hed*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:55:47 +0000

Ai doan see dem (in mai vizshun), butt iz berry busy in dere. NUBBINS?…MOOSEY?…WHISKERS?…ai’m shur dis wurmhole kin nawt las foreber.
…
Oh der dey are…Rompin adn pwaying adn habbin uh gud tiem…::Nubbins gibs Noey a gud swipe::, but…::noey is undeterd::…she gibs nibbins uh jentil swap swap awn teh forhead…nubbins sayz…hey…guyz bedder halp mea here…moosey and whiskers proceeed tu fake paw noey ::smack smack::…butt she be habbin nun ob dat. Liek uh tazmaineeeuhn debil…she whirls and whirls and smacks dem awl ::wop:: ::wop:: :wops::. Noa…N-E-wun wonna piece ob meh? Huh? Huh?
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POW!…moosey gibs noew uh gud wun.
…
Who’s yor daddy noa?

By: amandakat

amandakat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:47:44 +0000

u has a lovely nature Mr Deth.i always likes yer poems, very cre8ive and have much tenderness

By: amandakat

amandakat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:26:58 +0000

nubbins an moosey and whiskers all be playin dere…

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:26:44 +0000

Now ai noe ai wonnapunch sumbawdee. Ded bawdeez…pleh…no reason furr dat. Ai taik dem awl in mai new hows (yeah dats meh…crazee cat guy…wut yoo lukieeng at?). Udders ai’m shur culd taik dem too. Ai’z jes doan unnerstand hoa N-E-bawdee culd leef teh kittehs, wut are soooooooo kyoot, tu fend furr demselvess. We gib dem duh skillz tu fend furr demsleves (in owr wurld), butt dey iz nawt eekwiped tu du it awn dere own IRL. Hyoomins aer sew stoopy sumtiems, ai fink.

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:05:52 +0000

Ina papur tudai it sed sumtiemz da kittehs aor puppehs ar left ina haus nd no buddee mite cum fur a lawng tiem nd fines liddul ded bawdeez. nd stinkee tu.

By: ohahtahgoosiam

ohahtahgoosiam — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:53:19 +0000

U cud try this: ( 3w ).hsus.org/about_us/humane_society_international_hsi/
Iz teh international branch ob teh Humane Society of the US. 3w = www

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:46:10 +0000

Ai know furr shur dat Noey wuld pway wit N-E-wun naimed Rascal.
Hoo du yo hab ober der amandakat?

By: amandakat

amandakat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:37:52 +0000

yesh i saw it .it was a beautiful ting .i has a few ob my owmn inna MU meadow

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:37:32 +0000

no doubt herz playin wif mai Rascal kitty n alla udder cheezpeeps’ kittehs!!

{{{{{nc66 n noey}}}}}

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:32:51 +0000

u kin cawl ur local aspca dey knoe bowt da “forclosure” kittehs-
wayt a minnit- – why kant awl da cheezpeepz cawl n start a “dont
leeve dem ! wii will foster dem for 30 daiz” program- needz da
flyers, and da ads so peeps can cawl when dey needz da hep!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:31:14 +0000

Peech iz gud. Ai uzed 2 b addiktd 2 peech flavor blak tee after a cuple weaks in Italee bcuz ai drank lawtsa peech blak tee der.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:27:14 +0000

Yesh, iz berry hard. Ai down noe if yu saw my deskripshun ob mai vision, but romeow triggered mai ability tu see tu teh mu meadow, and ai hab uh big happitayl coz ai new dat teh sole wut ai hab lost (Noey) wuz happy. Ai saw her snorgling and pway rastlin wit awl teh udder kittehz wut hab gone ober teh bridge.

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:21:10 +0000

i cudn;t agree moar wif yoo dat it is the competishun adn participation dat matters. Awl humanz together, wifout killin each odder!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:18:18 +0000

*doan

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:18:00 +0000

Franklee, ai down watch furr teh records. Ai jes lubs tu watch furr the competishun. Hoo carez wut dey did before? Dis iz uh teh tiem tu watch wut dey doo nao.

By: amandakat

amandakat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:17:03 +0000

yeeeessss. help the local populashuns of unowned kittys dere is alwais sun in need. hope u r feelin bedder now -is hard when u has a sad for for teh lost sole

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:12:46 +0000

oh fanks vewwy much nativeca66!! yes i finks dat if dey stop eberybody who taeks da dops we won’t see any records in diz olympics….

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:08:18 +0000

Fanks amandakat! Nawt eggzaklee uh deelux apartment, butt iz inna air-ee-uh where dey allowz (not uhloadz) moar freedum wit yor propurrtee. Sew ai fink nawt sekkund fing ai will git moar kittehs.

By: amandakat

amandakat — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:02:58 +0000

yer naybers is gonna luv u at the noo place crazy cat guy!!!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:02:02 +0000

U be gud in skoo, junyer

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:01:41 +0000

Doan worry OLC. Bleach (chlorine) is berry tolerated by teh moas bawdeez. Here, drink sum milk adn take a spoonful ob baykeeng soda. Aer yoo gunn frow up? Den ai hab tu take yoo tu teh horsepital.
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Az furr teh refs…pshht…dey are nawt dat obsurviv, ai finks.

By: amandakat

amandakat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:59:11 +0000

side to a deelux apartment inna sky

By: amandakat

amandakat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:58:38 +0000

{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}} gud luck wid moovin-movin on up 2the east

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:54:58 +0000

Dats hoa ai gotz tu be noen az teh crayzee cat guy. Srysly. Mai neighbors aer gunna miss meh coz ai’m moobin and dey woan hab noewun tu talk ’bout
…
In addishun tu mai 4 foreber hoam kittehs, ai hab free udders (dat ai noe ob) dat com arownd jes furr feedin tiem. Ai kin tuch dem awl and wun letz meh pick him up and snorgle him. Ai fink he will be teh fifth foreber hoam kitteh soon.
…
Fortunatlee, where ai’m mobbin, dey uhloadz uh dozen (non-croweeng) dohmestik petz. Ai’m in trubble, ai finks.

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:49:08 +0000

so I eated teh bleech right!??!?! oh noes!!!!!!!!! peeps halp!!!! teh lolympic referees will fink I taek teh dops!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:44:27 +0000

Datz phunee coz ai jes gawt sum peach sented bleach at teh stor tudai ::new fing::. Gud fing ai nawt hab widdle kidlets arownd coz mehbee dey guzzle it. PLEH PLEH PLEH!
…
Butt, ai lubs peaches, ai culd nawt resist teh aw-poor-tune-et-tea tu smell liek dem.

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:42:50 +0000

oh hai! does yoo or anyone knows of any good organizations foar teh protection ov animuls that accepts donations? I prefers international organizations that do not make discriminations among animuls by prefering to halp say only doggies or only cats.

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:40:31 +0000

dats hao ai gotz sebben kittehs!…adn wud taek moar adn moar!

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:37:23 +0000

lolz i cannot resist nooooooo… om nom nom nom nom blaaaaarh…..

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:32:54 +0000

vewwy gud ideas!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:31:43 +0000

Ai yoosed to wunder hoa homeless peepz be habbin teh kittehs and goggies. Ai doan wunder dat N-E-moar coz if dat eber habben tu meh ::knawk awn wud::, ai wud taik mai Marco, Polo, Bear adn Gemeaux wit meh. Ai mite nawt eet, butt teh innosent wuns shur wud.