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Mum hugs aer bestist
ai hazza peek a boo!!!
Wii has a brayed! Conga ratz annipuss! Wut wud u liek fur drinkz adn danses? I maded browies agin. Wud u liek sum?
Brownies sownd gud – Ai haz nebber had dem, but teh resipee lukks berry tastee.
Parently, annipuss can’t b here to accept her brownies.
On behaff ov her, I’ll nom nom nom nom.
*sigh*
Those r delicious! Fudgee, chewee, and still warm!
U hab out dun yourself.
U can haz mai shaer enniawai – IRL, dey iz nawt on mai list uv fings Ai can haz!
Fanks!
Butts diz iz teh interwebs – nawt reel lifes!
U can hab az meny az u want!
Ai is afrayde Ai mite get a liekin fur fings dat Ai’m nawt suppozed 2 nom! Lots uv fings Ai can maek 2 fit teh diet, but brownies wudn’t werk.
Annipuss- u kans meak dem wifowt da sugar- cud u hab dem
den?
Yiss, az long as dey doant hab 2 much uvver sugaree stuff in – Ai can haz a little bit uv sugar, but haz 2 be caerful.
u guize in TTi haz da “Splenda”? can uze in recipees
just liek sugar. it relly works. I iz di- ah- bet- ik, an I
uzes it awla time.
Yes, we haz “Splenda” 2. Ai haz diabeetus 2 an Ai yoose dat fur sweetnin froot, but Ai hasn’t tryed cukkin wiv it. Ai maek caeks wiv less shugr an haz a small peece. Ai will trie teh brownies wiv it. Thx!
I noez wutt u meeens. Peepuls talk bout teh yummeh drinks, and I cants
hab dem in reel life, butt seems like if I has dem on heer, dat wud be
bad. So I juss kinda stays way frum it.
ohahtahgoosiam, didz u kno dat u had a LOL on MySpace a while bak?
Teh kitteh in teh laundry lookin fur hims odder white sok.
Bery phunney.
Congrats!
I wud congrat ul8 u annipuss, 4 beeing @ deh top uv a tree way ty, but b i finking it wud b just a liddul bit we-dun-dat.
Bear hugs pretty gud too
Hapee nawt-sekund annipuss.
An I agree, mum hugz aer teh besterest!
Thx Finton.
Ooo, big firce bere haz a tender sied.
Can a muvver’z tender caer seece 2 wards teh child she-bare?
Iffen it’s tender, cub better nawt hug too hard.
Mombear needz moar bleech.
She izn’t yoosin teh rite deterjint!
Presoak fur elebenty minutes in salt wadder before adding bleech.
Peach iz moar nommable than bleach.
lolz
i cannot resist nooooooo… om nom nom nom nom blaaaaarh…..
Datz phunee coz ai jes gawt sum peach sented bleach at teh stor tudai ::new fing::. Gud fing ai nawt hab widdle kidlets arownd coz mehbee dey guzzle it. PLEH PLEH PLEH!
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Butt, ai lubs peaches, ai culd nawt resist teh aw-poor-tune-et-tea tu smell liek dem.
so I eated teh bleech right!??!?! oh noes!!!!!!!!! peeps halp!!!! teh lolympic referees will fink I taek teh dops!!!
Doan worry OLC. Bleach (chlorine) is berry tolerated by teh moas bawdeez. Here, drink sum milk adn take a spoonful ob baykeeng soda. Aer yoo gunn frow up? Den ai hab tu take yoo tu teh horsepital.
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Az furr teh refs…pshht…dey are nawt dat obsurviv, ai finks.
oh fanks vewwy much nativeca66!! yes i finks dat if dey stop eberybody who taeks da dops we won’t see any records in diz olympics….
Franklee, ai down watch furr teh records. Ai jes lubs tu watch furr the competishun. Hoo carez wut dey did before? Dis iz uh teh tiem tu watch wut dey doo nao.
*doan
i cudn;t agree moar wif yoo dat it is the competishun adn participation dat matters. Awl humanz together, wifout killin each odder!
Peech iz gud. Ai uzed 2 b addiktd 2 peech flavor blak tee after a cuple weaks in Italee bcuz ai drank lawtsa peech blak tee der.
salty water eberywear just maek a whole on the floor erm ice, but bleech nowear!!! babee was bleeched bai Ceilling Cat before sended into tummy.
ahh adn i forgots to say hai Romeow adn Annipuss adn Ohahtahgoosiam!!!
Annipuss, luk! Wi teid.
Yiss, wiv ohatagoosiam we haz a braid.
FLEEP!!! Dey haz pololar barez 4 u!!
Dey’re barez? Shudn’t dey goe sumwere moar private?
yay for pololar bears. ai just saw the picshur (busy day today, no time for ichc). very cyoot. very sleeping. maybe we tiptoe by. nawt wake them up. ai finkso.
Oh luk-anober tei.
Wutz up wif awl da wiled amanulz tudai?
Dey can’t haz run owt uv kittehs, can dey?
Here in Socal, dere is extra kittehs — peeple abandon dem when dere hausez get forclozed and teh shelters be obberflowed. it gives me a gyant sad.
Dat is berry sad – fur teh peepls az well az teh kittehs – speshully teh kittehs – dey doan’t unnerstan wai dey haz bean abandund.
Ewe hav a gud heart, annipuss, to hav sympa-teas fur ebberyone.
i lukked up teh artickel abawt teh 44 lb kitteh gettin a furrever hoem an it sed nawt onlee didunt eny ov teh hunnerds ov peepuls who kalled abawt him adawpt anudder kitteh, but dat sheltur had tu yufaneyes abawt 1000 kittehs las year cuz no one wanned dem. Anuver artikel in teh reelestate sekshun sed wen teh reelestate ajens go inna hauses ov peepul data got forklozed teh summtiems fynd aminuls dat wuz lef behine adn dat dyed frum starbashun. Gibs me a majur sad!!! Hao can peepulz DO dat to aminulz?????
ebberyfing in dat storee give mii two sads and a cry. dis iz wy ai lieks mai aminul frenz and cheezpeeps.
lurve tew awl teh ‘bandund kittehs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{lef behind kittehs}}}
Ai gawt awl four ob mai kittehs wit me rite noa awn teh cowch wit meh, and ai jes can nawt imajin N-E-wun leevin wun ob these widdle darlin creeturs behind. Makes meh wanna punch sumfing. Purrhabs sumwun? No dats nawt sybil-eyezd.
forchunitleee ai duzznt noes wut itwud be laik tew be forced out ob mai hoam, but ai truleeee cant majin leebin teh mamakitty behind – nawt fur nuffin..
Ai yoosed to wunder hoa homeless peepz be habbin teh kittehs and goggies. Ai doan wunder dat N-E-moar coz if dat eber habben tu meh ::knawk awn wud::, ai wud taik mai Marco, Polo, Bear adn Gemeaux wit meh. Ai mite nawt eet, butt teh innosent wuns shur wud.
dis is whi ai cud B a reel crayzee cat laydee… takes hoem awl dose liddle faces..
dats hao ai gotz sebben kittehs!…adn wud taek moar adn moar!
Dats hoa ai gotz tu be noen az teh crayzee cat guy. Srysly. Mai neighbors aer gunna miss meh coz ai’m moobin and dey woan hab noewun tu talk ’bout
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In addishun tu mai 4 foreber hoam kittehs, ai hab free udders (dat ai noe ob) dat com arownd jes furr feedin tiem. Ai kin tuch dem awl and wun letz meh pick him up and snorgle him. Ai fink he will be teh fifth foreber hoam kitteh soon.
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Fortunatlee, where ai’m mobbin, dey uhloadz uh dozen (non-croweeng) dohmestik petz. Ai’m in trubble, ai finks.
{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}} gud luck wid moovin-movin on up 2the east
side to a deelux apartment inna sky
yer naybers is gonna luv u at the noo place crazy cat guy!!!!!
Fanks amandakat! Nawt eggzaklee uh deelux apartment, butt iz inna air-ee-uh where dey allowz (not uhloadz) moar freedum wit yor propurrtee. Sew ai fink nawt sekkund fing ai will git moar kittehs.
yeeeessss. help the local populashuns of unowned kittys dere is alwais sun in need. hope u r feelin bedder now -is hard when u has a sad for for teh lost sole
Yesh, iz berry hard. Ai down noe if yu saw my deskripshun ob mai vision, but romeow triggered mai ability tu see tu teh mu meadow, and ai hab uh big happitayl coz ai new dat teh sole wut ai hab lost (Noey) wuz happy. Ai saw her snorgling and pway rastlin wit awl teh udder kittehz wut hab gone ober teh bridge.
no doubt herz playin wif mai Rascal kitty n alla udder cheezpeeps’ kittehs!!
{{{{{nc66 n noey}}}}}
yesh i saw it .it was a beautiful ting .i has a few ob my owmn inna MU meadow
Ai know furr shur dat Noey wuld pway wit N-E-wun naimed Rascal.
Hoo du yo hab ober der amandakat?
nubbins an moosey and whiskers all be playin dere…
Ai doan see dem (in mai vizshun), butt iz berry busy in dere. NUBBINS?…MOOSEY?…WHISKERS?…ai’m shur dis wurmhole kin nawt las foreber.
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Oh der dey are…Rompin adn pwaying adn habbin uh gud tiem…::Nubbins gibs Noey a gud swipe::, but…::noey is undeterd::…she gibs nibbins uh jentil swap swap awn teh forhead…nubbins sayz…hey…guyz bedder halp mea here…moosey and whiskers proceeed tu fake paw noey ::smack smack::…butt she be habbin nun ob dat. Liek uh tazmaineeeuhn debil…she whirls and whirls and smacks dem awl ::wop:: ::wop:: :wops::. Noa…N-E-wun wonna piece ob meh? Huh? Huh?
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POW!…moosey gibs noew uh gud wun.
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Who’s yor daddy noa?
Ina papur tudai it sed sumtiemz da kittehs aor puppehs ar left ina haus nd no buddee mite cum fur a lawng tiem nd fines liddul ded bawdeez. nd stinkee tu.
Now ai noe ai wonnapunch sumbawdee. Ded bawdeez…pleh…no reason furr dat. Ai taik dem awl in mai new hows (yeah dats meh…crazee cat guy…wut yoo lukieeng at?). Udders ai’m shur culd taik dem too. Ai’z jes doan unnerstand hoa N-E-bawdee culd leef teh kittehs, wut are soooooooo kyoot, tu fend furr demselvess. We gib dem duh skillz tu fend furr demsleves (in owr wurld), butt dey iz nawt eekwiped tu du it awn dere own IRL. Hyoomins aer sew stoopy sumtiems, ai fink.
one uv aur kittehs wuz put aut by teh peeple neks door cuz dey didn wan hur ennymoar (we faoun dis out apfter 2 yeers ov feedin her on aur porch an fynally gettin hur to trustz us an come in tu be a furrebber kitteh. Den las yeer a littel bitty blak an wite bunnee shoes up in aur yard – yup…teh saem peepul had it as a pet an got tyred of it. We kalled dem up and dey sed it wud “go bak to teh wyld”! Uh..moar liek bekum kiyote snak! We sed we wud taek it an lub it (an kall it george?) but dey sed dey wud taek it bak. We nebber saw it again but ai daut dey relly kept it. Manee peepulz fink domestik aminulz cann go bak to libin on der awn.
*walks awai, shakin hed*
::slap-slap-slap-kerslapee:: Wut iz yoo? Teh uber-stoopy, hyoomins? Ai jes doan noe iffen teh hyoomin race iz worthy N-E-moar.
George disturbed better dan dat. Ai wooduh towld da fayr weather famblee tu take uh flyin leep. Try tu take her bak…wut…wut. Ai kin lick yoo wit wun hand tied behind mai bak. (P.S. Ai’v dun dat (cupple ob timez), it wurks). Furrgetuhbout their feelingz. Iffen dey doan now wut it takez tu be uh kitteh slave, den dey’re nawt worthy IMHO.
NEwun hoo noze ‘bowt animulz noze dat domistik anmulz duz nawt kno ‘bowt predditrz an hao 2 gitz fud inda wyld. NEwun nawt stoopy, dat iz. bai now ai am yoosed 2 finkin iz obvius dat domistik anmulz shud stay domistik ‘cuz dey die if dey iz inna wyld….den ai heerz bowt deez peepz. DEEZ STOOPY, STOOPY NAYBURZ DAT REELEE FINK DEY KIN JUS LET A KITTEH GO AN NUFFIN WILL B RONG! vgersmom, hav yoo konsiddered contactin NE hoomane susiety oar sumfing groops in yer area an see wedder oar nawt dis iz pet abyoose oar sumtin? if yoo hav nawt tried, iz gud idea, but stayz anonymous iffin yoo can.
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annuder ting: der wuz a deer abby ting wunce abowt duvs dat r raised and den reeleesed at weddinz fer purty ceremoniez, but dey dy inda wyld reel soon cuz dey nawt knoze ‘bowt predditers. iz sew sad. but, sum peepz can be nawt sew stoopy an’ gitz homin pijjinz dat luk juss liek purty duvs, but dey fly bak 2 der hoams wen dey iz reeleesed. iz gud ideaz!
WHUT???? YOOFENIYZED WUD BE BEDDER DEN DAT!!!! oh noooess…. ai kno dat not everybuddy can taek care ob a kitteh oar goggie in ebbery sichooayshun, but shoorly dey can nawt leevz it inda haus 2 dy ob starvayshun!!! i haz a MAD! eeeehhh huuuuhhhh eeeehhhhh huuuhhhh……
do u tink it’z pawsible dat dey frgotz da pet and den cudn’t cum bak 2 da howse? srsly, wen u leevs da howse u haz sum tiem 2 figger owt wut 2 do wif petz, rite?
We has same problem in Chikago. Mai local cat/bunny shelter up 39% ober lastyeer. I has a sad.
I r nawt fabrik sawftener.
I gonna b beeg strong bare – juss like mah Mom.
Umm Mom? Dat my snoman uz snuggling. I can haz snuggle now? I won’t melt. Promise!
Oops…sowy. Liddle bit ov sno blindness got me.
I fot u needed a liddle warm up.
an mebbe sum floofiness 2
Liddill Poalurr Bayrr
needz a sawf wawrm blankitt. Datz
wun ubz Mawmma’z jawbz
Keepeeng Liddill Bayrr
sayff iz annuddurr jawb dat
Mawmma ekksellz atz
Hewminz can luukz atz
Liddill Bayrr. Tutcheeng iz up
2 Hewminz’ inshurrunss
Jack.
u has a lovely nature Mr Deth.i always likes yer poems, very cre8ive and have much tenderness
Yuu am jes tuu Wunnerfull, Jack!!!!!
YAY FOAR YUU!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i haz a snugul adn he haz a cumfee
Dis wood b da bestesesez mommehs dai card EBER!
…….i gots 2 stawp dwinkin mai sodee….iz makin mai eyez leek……
gud idea, sparkysmom. ai hav saved teh foto and will maek mai momcat a lovely card next mommehs dai. She will especially liek it becawz mai late daddeh cat loved polar bears.
vewwy gud ideas!!!
awwwww…
i want a snuggle, too!!
Awww…cyute piksher. But it gived me teers in my eyes.:-( Ai needs a hug pleez *snif*
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Thankees ((((nativeca)))…You a good frend
I feels bery sad for da ‘bandoned kittehs frm da forklozures- i canna
get 2 mad at da ownerz doh- when u lozes ur home is bery bad, scary
time for u, n nawt awl da desishunz u maeks r gud onez- ai’m shur
manee peeps what leeves da kittehs bhind have da broken harts
oh hai! does yoo or anyone knows of any good organizations foar teh protection ov animuls that accepts donations? I prefers international organizations that do not make discriminations among animuls by prefering to halp say only doggies or only cats.
u kin cawl ur local aspca dey knoe bowt da “forclosure” kittehs-
wayt a minnit- – why kant awl da cheezpeepz cawl n start a “dont
leeve dem ! wii will foster dem for 30 daiz” program- needz da
flyers, and da ads so peeps can cawl when dey needz da hep!
U cud try this: ( 3w ).hsus.org/about_us/humane_society_international_hsi/
Iz teh international branch ob teh Humane Society of the US. 3w = www
U be gud in skoo, junyer
Dis pitcher am too cyoot!
Blargh! I are ded!
AfriCat stans wiv bowded hed, while teh last tattoo (taps) sownds in teh distance…
alas poor davecanhasdrtinycat, I knew him horatio-kitteh…
in case ov confoozion, i has a fever an i plead innocent due 2 tempor… tempry… quick insaninity
OH NOEZ!!
DONT DIE!!
*seez a white kyoot kitteh*
i-iz dat u Dr.tinykitteh?
maybe dier iz sum way to ressurect u…
i fink LCB and mom21kitteh got resurrected by a way?
*thinkz and thinkz and thinkz…*
Dis iz da bare cub ne cezz i tee!
I wud luv to write sumthin artickulayte to xpress how much I adoar thiz pickture but I is ded frum cuteness overrload.
*SPLORT*
Mommeh Luuve, tihs Pololar Bear hazzit;
Sumetiems, nawt awlwaiys, butt sumetiems, Ai fink teh aminules haz teh moar luuve foar tehir bebbehs tehn sume peeps; Ai finksoe!!!
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did you just hear that rolling thunder? and the ground was kinda shaking? that was my head exploding
Wish ebberybody nice as peeps here…;-)
Gotta tell y’all…Our prez sez no more protecting endangered species if someone wants to build a dam or whtever…or save polar bears. Check it out. Sez he has power and is just gonna change Endangered Species Act by administrative rule…and tough luck if polar bears drownin…dis sumpin to pay tention to ifn yous likes dese bears… seems like a bad idea