Acshun Hero Kitteh
Acshun Hero Kitteh Does his own stuntz
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banzai!!!!!!!!
tha kitteh look jus liekz mi kitteh
looks like a much plumper version of mah mums kitteh!
not as plump as that thing lying on the couch
not as plump as that thing on the couch
Awww youse deep. Lol
conga-rats-machulations!!!! would yoo likes to nom a cake? or eye scream? and whut bout drinksies?
Wait….oh dear, I think this is my cat!! It looks just like my Griffin from Fort Meade! I had to find him a new home when we moved away, and the new place had to be cat-free due to my severe asthma. Even if it isn’t, the resemblance is uncanny! I know he found a good home with the girl he went with….I miss you, ‘Fiffin….I will check this board often, if this is from the girl that has Griffin – give him a tussle from all of us, we love and miss you, Big Guy!
The cat’s name is Prince and is from San Antonio, I’m pretty sure it’s not your Griffin. My friend Pat took the picture ages ago. =P
Kitteh Chan haz ninja pwers. Can onlee be stopped by pi-rats.
But… but… teh turtols towld me dat rats train ninjas.
HI YAH!!! Second!
WilliamCA
Cheerleader kitteh sez:
Yay LOL
B E A GG REEE S EV LOL, Be EE Aggressevlol!
con grat u lay shunz, chessie on ur nawt sekond! iz ur nawt- sekond nawt-sekond ? wii sellybrate wif wat kinza dancez an fuds u like?
tuff guys like jack danials and teh coke …….wid no alcohol in cheesland .and no calories
is sekund not-sekund…had a 3 way macrkamae a while back.
how’s about whine koolers?
Iffen its yor sekkond nawt sekkond, dat mayks it yor nawt sekkond nawt nawt sekkond nawt sekkond.
Wao! Dats confoosing. Mah brayne myte splod a bit outta mah eer.
uh-oh… here… stryps own a CHRG. is onleh a plain un… but u can has beddur un frum da ty-boo-tek laitur. dis be jus fur secureteh.
i notise dat his tuxedo is baerly wrinkled
Dubble oh seben kitteh haz gis tux pwessed by Q kitteh eberydai.
ai wundr if M knoes whut he’s up 2……
Himz lukz liek Bustopher Jones kitteh, sept Bustopher Jonez b 2 fat 2 flie…
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“Himz da cat we awl greet az himz wawkz daown da street
N himz cote uv fastideeyuss blak.
N noe kommin sintz mauserz can haz such whale-kept trauserz
Oar such un impeckibble bak.”
dat cause iz james bond kitteh!
Iz bein gon- spoose n I ranned away two skedattle wifout kiddlets- had luberly weekend even ifnz it rained!
Wuz berri nic, I fink da lastest time we runned off tagetha wuz befor fishykitteh wuz borned… 12 yers ago!
momcat
oooo. deh roman tikkle weekend!! wut funz!!
Oar.. deh roam an tikkul weekend.
musta get it pressed eberydai by ceiling catz laundry shop
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dis kitteh lukz liek the mixture of ceiling cat and basement cat to meh!
imPRESSive! Mebbe kitteh getz fur botoksed.
Ohai Eve!!
i see u hab changed ur abatar. iz dat ur kitteh??
itz just liek mine Simba kitteh!
u noes… wehre der is lyte, der will ulways be shadoe as well.
yesh, very wise…. so u mean, ceiling cat iz ebil too??
Ai’m tellin ya. Ai cawt uh fish dis big, and he jump owtta teh wadder liek dis.
lol
hao bowt da chickn strips dipped in beer batter with lubly long feenchie fries n lawtz a ketchup ! nomnomnom (burp) (whispers) swwy
olympic cat sprints down da road, jumps ovah da fens adn in frum da window, luks around quicly, gets as much chickn as it fits in his mouf adn jumps out running away……. adn den NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
But rownd teh cornur charges last Oh-limp-iks silbur medulist nommer jd! Adn he’z catching up fast! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonom
ШŐŇ Adn now he’s nomming upside-down! Thiz iz inkredibil! A full upside-down nom! But did he leaf teh sprynt tu layte? He’z a gud hundred noms behind teh olympic lolcat!
olympic lolcat seez silbur medalist nommer jd approachin speedily, he puts moar of his enrgieses too sprint fasterest, but he is a short distance sprinterer so he can’t last too lowng… but he has anodder card up him sleev (if ownlee cats had sleevs…) he gets his dopses liddl bottle adn noms som dopses… adn …. reeeeeeelleeeeeeeeee faaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!!!!!!
dat sounds tuff enuff
does yoo finks sparkysmom be agree?
Gesundheit! (SPLAT)
Fly fishin’.. Ur doin’ it rong.
Kittehs lub fly fishing, but moths adn beetuls aer eezier tu catch.
Flyin kitteh awai!
up… up… and awry….
Kitteh pounce foiled by invisible bubble force field
Mebbe cweenmj putted himz n wun uv herz bubblolz
I din duit!! I wuznt dhere! u kant pruvz it!!
could be you wuz dere, jes invisible.
Waow! It luks liek Rush-in dansin dey didded on SYTYCD last weak.
De judjes gives him 8.5, 8.6, 8.2, 8.2 and 9.1.
…and sum catnip.
and a few cheezburgerz…
adn a snorgul…
Ohai cweenmj!!
G’morning!!
it iz soo lonely at ICHC at dis tiem… no one comminting on anyfing… weird.
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But naow dat u’ve cum, iz happitail!!
Hai hashim! It b late nite here. I just passing throo on mai way 2 bed.
Haz ben a gud day 4 u?
I lub u, cweenmj.
yesh, it be a rainy day outside…
Teh Yur Peeyuns an teh Merkan inoms…sinom…imnos…peeps hoo carnt sleep R heer!
ok!!
so wat iz da american tiem rite naow??
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iz sowwy dat i dont know it
An heer da dismount.. Him nale et!
Him stikks teh landin!
Nadio komaneechee kitteh scores a 10
Do you suppose that cat’s owned by Jackie Chan?
I fite ebil
tihs kitteh fights wif kaptin ober sholder bolder holder an his sewicide suppositoriez
“My wish is to bring my heroes to the big screen, and many of them have already appeared in my films. The firefighter is the only one I have yet to put in a film.” – JC
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N-E-bawdee gawt script ideas furr Jackie?
Fluffy the Flyin’ Firefighter Feline!
Luks lyke hovercat witowt teh glas tabul.
Ya LOL!
or catching invisibl fishee
Gymchinese aint gawt nuffin awn meh (floorexursize).
Yeah, and kitteh iz prolly oldur dan some uv dem. Srsly, 16? sum luk lyke 10 oar eleben.
momma dont let yur babeez grow up to be gymnastz
Momma doan let yor babeez become qymnastz before dey gro upz?
mommas, u can let yor babeez gro up or be gymnastz?
Is Bery Hard to be a growed up gymnast. Balance all rong. not strong enuff, not light enuff. not stretchy enuff, not resilient enuff. get hurt very very easy. but USOC says gotta be 16. Very very careful who they choose for gymnasts. short flexible strong good balance good body awareness and spacial awareness very very self driven and perfectionistic. Takes a very special type of person.
TooKatze <—Ex-Gymnast dat gotz too tall and too curvy.
Too curvy izn’ gud awn teh Pouncin either.
*pouncin is lolcat translator for trampoline — luv it!!!1!!*
my little sister’s friend had to leave gymastic’s class because she got too tall.
gymnastikitteh praktizes for ohlimpiks – goin 4 teh gold!!
this kitteh dominates the uneven parallel bars
dis kitteh dominate teh invisbul uneven barz, aifinkso
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1582601
oh, d-rat, ai finks WP eeted mai commint.
ai wuz trai-ing tu show ewe a link to teh lol ai made of invizibul uneven bars.
ewe can clikee on mai bloo name to see it on mai lolz if ewe want
ai guessez nawt. nebber mind.
*lulz*
da EEEBIL weirdpretzel trik!
nut huntil u’z bean de viktim uv eet iz u r de REEL ichcer.
Notz to wurri, the linkie showed up!
I did da clikie and sawz the kitteh.
Verry gud form on doze uneven barz!
dis looks lyk dyver kittteh goin into pike pozish
achsun hero kitteh… iz a acshun hero…
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dis remindz meh uf super nom, da lolcat hero, in which many of us donated a story in which he waz maed, SUPERNOM and himz theme muzic too!!
Will kitteh ohlimpiks be on TV? On caterday maibe?
i fink kitteh iz better dan da hooman atheletes…
tuxie kitteh stuck awn invizibble bouncee bawl?
ai dew laik all teh gymnist commints!!
invisible sit-n-spin.
Tihs kitteh entured teh Olimpiks awn Merikan Teem ov Cowch-Bownsures;
Synce hims bees teh Kaptin, hims iys xpecktid tuu winnez teh Gowld foar teh
Hew Hess Aye;
Hims praktisses allatiem, at hoem adn at teh gymnn;
Weez wyshes hims alla bestes, adn hoep hims bees teh winnar!!!!
Maygical Myster Mistoffelees jumps awl out for teh gold!
Invisibl canonbal
*Ai haz a levitayt*
Soo…howz do you supposes dis cat gots into dats position? From wheres did he jump-ted?
Nudder case of hooman trowings da kitteh tio scarez someone … kitteh in the Iz so scarr-ed pose…
Idn’t it hilarious when peeps trow catz?
My heart would burst with joy if one day I saw your name and following it was a positive, happy, joyful post.
It seems that you are very unhappy all the time, and that makes me sad.
{{{{{Daphne}}}}}
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
I can has a sad wif yoo?
Oh, you is sweet, but doan you see all da happies for stufs likes da momma otter holdings her baby out and das many splots for da kittehs faces that sTEAL OUR SOULS?
I haz many happies…jus when I sees dis, I wanna grab up and snorgle and protect da fuzzies …doan mean to be so “Daphne Do’wner all de times..
Tanks for da hugz… {{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}} and {{{{{MelONyx}}}}}}}
Youz make me happy! ;-D
Mai kittehs jump in dese strandj contorted posishuns awl de tym. I duzzent frow dem so dey luks lyk dis. Is just berri diskurragen sumtymz wen ppl finks uv paynz fursty, nawt playin kittehs. Sry. Iz oteh?
{{{{{Daphne}}}}}
u nedz one of des tois in teh piktur liek teh ladee has (look closlee). den u see kittehs do UNBELEBABLE stunts, iz NAWT hoominz throwin tehm! litl sumthin on a string, den string stuk to a whippee stik. dey defi grabbity to get it. dey lubs so much, dey drag dem in mai room at nite, cryin to plai mor. ai has to hiid dese tois n teh closet to keeps mai kittehs awai frum tehm! adn dey tri 2 get dem out wif teh pointee endz. carpet awl fuzzee around teh hidey placez. srsly. nawt lyin.
OKs, wells… at second look could really bees da acrobat-cat in dis case, now dat I’m lookin closer…OK.
T’anks again!
p.s. Wills share moar happieses. Promisses
Wutts dat clip clopping sownd?
A donkey rushes arown teh corner!!
Her face is full ub beatific lubs!!
Her jumps into Daphne’s arms and gibs a huge hug an knocks her obbur!!!!
U has maded teh Donkey leep wiff joyz and happiez!1!!1
OMG! Tat waz so funny!
This is the site that Maddy and Chris are crazy about. Look at pics and captions and you’ll have something t talk with them about. also, I’ll find out what they’re reading for AR points, and you can check out and read the same books along with them. Something to talk about everynight.
SUPER MEDITASHUN…. I HAZ IT!