Me and *this* army,
Me and *this* army, That’s who!
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Congratshumalashuns Fhantazm, Iz dis ur nawt sekond nawt sekond?
Indeedie it iz mah nawt sekkund, nawt sekkund! I akshully just gotted lukie, as I eye habbent been sleepin wellz leightley and just happeneded tew get on the innerwebz at da rite tyme! And fankyew on the congratumalashuns!
Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte? We can goe 2 teh ty booteek ware der aer awl kinds uv fabulus fings an ennee drinkses an fuds u liek.
Teh booteek souns reel nice tew meh! Its six ah emm here so I fink Ill hab sum OJ and kupple peeces ov bakkun! NOM!
bakkun? waht kind of bakkun???
Tew beh onnist, eye lykes da veggey bakkun the mostest! I gess eyem weerd dat wai.
taht’s oki den… ai donut wanna be nommed aifinkso kthx
kno werreys, I nawt nom da Guinness Piggeh!
yay! mebbe we can has carrut wib our vegemetarien bakkun? OM NOM NOM NOM
Dat souns reeel nice! Eye will skweeze sum fresh orinj jooce tew!
mmm dat souns sooo nicee yu makes me need nommables IRL!!1!!1
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*weeek weeek weeek*
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yesh we nowt nom Guinness Piggeh!!! we gud kittens!!! honest!
mebbeh… u wud laik dis soat ob bakkun?
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1721008
eeeew . . . toddler cooties!
Ware aer u? Ai gess iz `Merica. Ai iz in Lunnun TTI, it’s 11am heer an a fine sunny dai – yestiday wuz cowld an wet awl dai.
Yez, iz in Merika in da Norf Karalinah tew be exactly. Glad yew are enjoyin da nyce sunshyne. Its posed tew be nasdeh heer todai. All raaney n watknawt. Vuury deepressin.
Enjoi ur brekkfust, Ai haz 2 goe owt naow 2 get a papur and sumfing fur lunsh.
BRB! Bai.
Okai! Yew has a nyce dai! Bai!
ware in Norf Karalinah? ai hafs fambly in eestern N. K.
Iz neer Fort Brag, bout an hour awai from da Myrtle Beech Souf Karalinah
ai nows whair you iz! mai parental yoonits lived in Pinehurst for a while
I’s in Tega Cay SC now taking care of inlaws fer 1 moar week.
Back to Midlothian VA next Sundai.
concatulashuns Fantazm… it mus feel reely fantasmic up der, no?
Indeed it doos! And fank yew berry much fer da concats!
congramatchulations!!!
We shall obercum
hai annipuss, sorry fur becoming inquisiv but does yoo feel bettur todai?
Mutsh better, fanks – Teh thermometer sez ai iz normal naow! Ai still haz a coff, but teh rest uv me feelz otay.
yeah, annipuss, so glad u r feelins better naow. lemmings in ur tee will mayke de coff better. or jwce perhapses?
ai can gibs u tea wif lemmin an hunnee? oar mebbe gushifuds coff drop?
Armee strong!
yoo haz teh lolz!
Snuggliest armee evr! like passiv reezistunce–they fite with teh snuggle.
dey pillij wif cyootniss, liek vykin kittehs.
conga rat u lashuns, Fantazm! Ai joyns u four baykun, nom nom nom
morning, annipuss!
iz fun bein up all nyte, ai gets tew watch lots ov lympicals live.
dun dew mush four me gettin mai werk dun, lol
did u notiss tehr was a skunk in teh kitteh’s posse??
Ofanks, muggle! And I mostest ceertanly did nawt notiss dah skunk till yew sadid dat! Grate eye!
o noes! skunk in charge uv kemmikl weppinz! run awaaaayy!
fite teh crayzee inlawz!
iz armee of luvers!
yoo allwaiz fink ov luvers eee?!?!?!
*Ai haz BLUSH big taim
Iz do
*smailees
meet dah floofy squad
“okai guise, set ur lazers on stun
uh….guise?”
all weaponz on line!!
i fink….
I are gonna… I dunno wut! But it involves cheezburgers!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath adn NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
hey, u forgot a NOM!
*grabs da furgotten nom and… noms eet*
whut nom?
an’ breth NOM
Ai got sole but ai’m nawt a soljer
adn yoo haz teh cutes pics!
Yoo meen mai avatar? Dat’s mai kitteh Danny wen he wuz a kitten.
yes yur avatar! very very cute!
canz i snorgle ur sooooooo kyoot kitteh??
pweaze??
he lookz liek a cotton ball!
mai lief iz kittn defishunt. but ai muss rispict mah famblee’s alerjeez. and tehre hatrid of cats.
Hez abaowt 15 powndz naow and 8 yeers olde, but stil snugulabul. Sept rite naow hez got sum ikee gas — ai bot sum diffurnt fud todae tew sea if dat helps. Yoo no wants to snugul hym naow.
kittehs kreep me aut wen dey stand on tuu feet.
Is laik “u wayt. nao tuu feet, tumorow is opposhable tumbs an den we kan ophen de kans urselfs an ur days numshered!”
u know, ur rite!!
datz so creepy!!
k-kittehz would be nommin dier f-food by dier selvez!
ur dayz r numbrd….
an ai nawt kno dat menny numbrs….
D-faiyent kat iz d-faiyent.
What’s on the tele tonight?
- Looks like a penguin.
Wait a minute.
Iz tyme 4 da penguin an ur telebision set to asplode! *BOOM*
Haw did he no dat wud happn?
Lucki gess.
I reely do haz a pengwin on my telly. Alwayze interessting to see who sez , “Ooooh, wut’s on teh telly tonite?”
Liddill Prittee Wun
habz lawtza stufftd amminullz.
Kitteh needz a few
Grayt playssez 4 napz.
Jennrull Joobillayshun T.
Coarnpoan lykez lawwwwng napz
Stufftd amminullz
mayz mayk gud soaljurrz. T3h
trikk beez in t3h trayneeng
Jack.
JUBILATION T. CORNPOAN,
ALL TATTERED AND TORN-POAN !
LIL’ ABNER REF FTW !
bwavo, jak!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
Conga rat yu late shuns tu IntensiFire37!!1! Ai bee leave thet dis iz her sekkond lol 2 maek teh frunt paige. Well dun, cheezfren!
Waht sharp aies yoo hav, 3 Cattails! It iz indeed wun ov ar frenz!
Meneee hartee best wishus to IntensiFire37! Well dun indeed!
Won ov mi kittehs iz teh grate hunter ov stuffed aminulz. He stalks tehm wherebber ai hidez dem. An inna mornin whin he iz dun pleyin wif dem, he bringz ‘em tu teh fud bowl. Donnut kno if he be feedin ‘em oar if he be sharin teh catch ‘o teh day wif teh otter kittehz.
*snerk* Mai kitteh Angel dat Ai had frum 1987 to 2003, all her lyfe, wud hunt Barbie dollz. Iffen sistwerp en Ai dident pikkumup en puttumaway, Angel wud go en kill wunnadem, den strut arownd teh howse draggin it bai teh hayr en goin ‘mrow? mrow? mrow?’ It wuz teh kyoot, how she havd teh blond Barbie hayr inner mowf, en teh doll hangin btween her frunt legz draggin on teh flor…We had to tel her she wuz a good kitteh en b al eksytid wen she bringd us teh Barbie doll.
I luv teh poze. Born 2 leed!
AW! Y’all maeded mai dai!
I fink iz fird lol to maek it, but teh Freench kitteh wit de ^~.~^ moostash duzn’t link back to me (??) I still dun’t unnerstanz how to do a lot of dis stuffs faency like cweenmj duz!
My goggie an me maeded it to teh hotdog page, too! “Gunnaeetdat?” is mai Sadie! Well, iz her noze. An’ her smile!
eckses an’ ohs,
Heather
WOOHOO! GO, floofy frenz!
Ai hafa sai dis very kyoot kitteh, stannin up on shelv aw defiant !
Indignant cat is ingignant.
Also, his collur luks 2 tite.
Genrull Kitteh luuks liek teh oawnlies wun of teh skwad hoos awaike;
awl teh uvvers seam tuu bees sleapyng duuryng daiy patrole;
Kitteh wills cumpleat teh misshun, tho; hims iys deeturmined!!!!!!
*Go ahed. MAIK MAI DAI.*
I’ma get you sucka!
Note the hitlercat..
“This is the first demand we must raise and do that our people be set free, that these chains be burst asunder, that Germany be once again captain of her soul and master of her destinies, together with all those who want to join Germany.” – Translated (do wit it wut yoo want).
uprite kitteh is evolved
DIS IZ MAI WHIRLED!
Dat’s teh same armie in 300.
he i own fst cat wit pirct lip,she sez no hurt ,she sez it fun,wll i tred itz.it F****** hrt lik H*** . that B****lid 2 meh. tha F** iz diz 2nite.