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Kitteh haz moar sens dan hooman
stoopy hooman wil get sunberned
egg-cellent nowt secund!! does you feel bettur? I sended yoo a message in the previous lolcat just nao but ICHC eated it
but it might appear in a little while… it does it some tymes…
I taked my temprichoor juss naow an Ai is nawt well! Ai is glad Ai didn’t go bisitin dis week – Ai wud haz gibbed teh pleh 2 ebbrywun! Ai iz goin 2 bed soon wiv a hot watur boddle 2 swett it owt.
Ok. Gud luk wif ur pleh. Stai in lolbed adn wii hoap u feelz bedder sun.
{{{{{annipuss}}}}} get bedder soon!
Ai doant see ennee messij fur me. Try agane an praps WP wont eet it.
sure! yoo said dat yoo has diabeetus in a message adn I sayed dat ther was a news report a few daiz or may b one oar two weeks about research results showing that a substance contained in broccoli and the other vegitables of the same family en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassicaceae has beneficial effect on diabetics. Specifically they reported that it reduces probabilties foar heart disease and strike by cleanin teh internal walls of vains and stufs!
However, i should note dat these claims are based on in vitro experiments with isolated cells and isolated substances frum broccoli. But I guess that you do not loose much bai adding broccoli and cabbage in yur diet if yur doctor sais okz! Some reading i has done about broccoli indicates that it is historically considered beneficial for several fings, however most of dis support is not scientifically backed evidence. Lets hope that this tyme teh message will travel through the interwebs!
Thx, Ai seed dat 2. Ai eets broccoli abowt twyse a weak, Ai’m nawt shore if it halps, but Ai manage 2 keep teh blood glukoze wivin teh limits dey set owt.
since I grew up I keeps listening carefully what old peeps say about their health and what traditional medicines dey use because I believe there iz a lot of wisdom in between teh mambo jampo beliefs… some tyme meh or peeps around meh might need dem!
Der iz a lot uv wizdum in sum uv teh owld remediez – an dokturs keep findin dat teh owld curez haz sum syense behined dem. Ai yooz teh essenshul oyls a lot an dey halp awl sorts uv fings. Ai still haz 2 taek wat mai doktur tells me, but Ai do wat Ai can 2 halp myselb.
I has read that cinnamonn does something to…make right…insulin levels. Was on science reserch brakethrough news site, so could be useful info. Did not, sadly, give hints on dosage, etc. Half a tsp. per day? 1tblsp per day? Did not say. Perhaps worth doing a little Web-mining to find info?
Ai furgit haow mush cinnamon it sed but kwitalawt. Iz fine if yu liek it. wun sugjeshchun wuz mix it wif hunnee nd ete awn yur tost oar mix wif hawt waddur liek tea. kepes daon da klestrol nd blud preshur. wuz tu mush fructose fur me nd ai start tu hab pane in hipz. Stawp it nd uze da senshul oylz liek anni sez and in 3 daiz pane wuz gawn. Da brokleez yu hab tu be eting wai b4 da helf problemz beginz nd den maibe dey dont. no garunteez. But dokturz dont noze ebreefingz fur shur.
purrhaps we can danse teh mambo jambo for annipuss?
ai am sowwy ure still nawt feeling well, annipuss. u take gud kare of urself. *wraps annipus in warm floofy blankey.* Heer’s sum nice hot tee wif hunny an lemuntu maie u feel betr.
Thx, Ai iz goin 2 tukk maiselb up in mai bed naow an hoep dat Ai will feel bedder in teh mornin. G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite.
Good nite, annipuss. Hope u r better soon. Wish ai coold tuck u in purr senally, but cant do, sow itz a virchooal tuck-in.
U haz a BED????
G’nite annipus….feel bederer..
Happi fase in teh mawnin!
kitteh haz chairasol
Win!
annipuss, yoo haz lotz nawt-sekkunds… cong-lacerations btw…. an i wunners hao u duz et. duz u put commints on da picshoors wen dey iz just onda votin paeg? ….nowait, das mah stratagee. u no taek!
Noe, u can’t commint until dey aer awn dis paij. U haz 2 noe wen dey chaynj teh lol an fink uv a commint berry kwikklee.
akshully, ai HAZ left a commint onna picshoor dat nebber got 2 da homepaeg, but dat wuz onna gie’z profile, nawt awn da votin paeg.
Iz difrnt. Bsiedz habbing tu fink kwik az annie duz hab tu hab fast computer oar sumfing. Iz kined ub liek wen radio stashunz sez “7th cawlur wil win tiketz” iz big jam up ona lein so nawt awl goze fru at wuns. Sumtiemz ai se “no commint” or pikshur haznt chanjed yet, 20 minutz laiter, cumz awn wif hole menny commintz nd ai bin refreching awl dat tiem. Nd den sumtiemz paje frezez nd hab tu reboot.
Anuvvur fing iz dat wen fred iz getting berry lawng iz much slower tu hab commint sho up nd paje cum bak tu ware yu wur.
Ohai u iz gving shade… but I’z not sure if lounge thinggy will hold up…
Nervous cat is nervous
fatguy iz fat.
Taht’s Y nervus cat is nervus… He iz torn between shade an saftee!!
bahahaha also torn betweens making lol
Duz dis chair cum wif a weight limit?
Cuz, iffs it do, I’m pretty sure ur ober it.
WARNING : oversized load!
Run kitteh! Yous gonna get flatted!
lul kitteh doo well
lulz
Dis page haz 2 pikchures….. related eet seems
kitteh sez, no lay under hyoomin after dey eated mexican food.
teh win. next time eet sushi wif lots wasabi. kthxbai.
hmm, chonklitsamus, wasabi seemz to be a recurrin theem wif yoo… remind me not to gets on yor bad sied!!
dey do indeed seem related.
i exprez mai consern for tha kitteh
i hoap tha chaier be not breakin
o hai
oh hai to u jazz be welcumd here
O hai rite bak atcha. Come on N adn plai.
pleeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh
groas.
Yep, Ai agwee wiv teh kitteh in teh sekond pikchoor!
kitteh belleh lukz snorgulishuz
….deh hoomin belleh, not so much. 
mebbe the secund kitteh has teh x factoar
Ai agweez wif u. Kitteh = snorgulishuz adn splortalishuz, butt hoomin =/= snorgalishuz adn splortalishuz. Hoomin = pleh!
oh hai cweenmj,i has quesshun. why all yer 2000 frends dont speak? and also when u go inta the classic pishurs .all the peeps be diffrunt . do u tink dat ders lotlotsa sinelt lurkers out dere? sum of thys bloo names dont wurk annymore
Wow. u asking lots uv gud kwestyunz….i try 2 ansering dem.
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oh mai!! kud u imagine wut it wud b like heer if awl 2000 uv mai frenz wuz tawking ebree day??? It kin b kornfuzzling enuff az it iz.
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Uv korse deh older pitcherz b habbing uzzer comminterz on dem. Dis web site haz gone frew a tremenduzs evolushun in a berry short tyme. sum uv deh eerlyer comminterz have gone on 2 dueing uzzer fingz and playing uzzer plaisez. If u reeding deh older pagez u see dat peepz only made wun or tu commintz a day oar even in a week. Peepz didn’t carry on conversashunz like wii due now.
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I b thinking tat dere b sum peepz hoo mostly just making deh lolz; adn sum hoo likez 2 laffing at deh lolz ( i wuz wun uv dem 4 munthz b4 I eben read a singel commint). Adn dere b sum hoo r deh lurkerz. Adn dere b lotz uv peepz on mai fren list hoo b lolerz and lukkerz and lurkerz on deh “sister” sitez (hotdog, politics, faces, etc) tuu.
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Az 2 deh bloo namez not werking, sum peepz just typing in ennyfing at awl in deh URI feeld uv deh commint box. (U kin putting gibberish in dere and deh name will b bloo, but if it not b a real site, it duzn’t taking u ennywear.)
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I hope dat anserz ur kwetyunz.
ai agreez, cween. mebbe we cans quietly pull kitteh frum dangerus nappy plase, find moar safer shade and take turns schnorgulin teh kitteh tummeh
Nao nao…he wuz wuns soembuddehs leetlel bebbeh boi an dey lubbed him an thot he wuz a kyootiepi!
In deh sekkund pitcher…wut iz dat fing on deh tv screen dat lukz like it iz going 2 nom deh sammijez??
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Adn doan telling mii “it b a sammij nomming fing” :snerk:
SHARK!!! get in the boat!!!
it looks like a cartoon with a thought baloooon wif a short of machine in eet! is it a flying machine?
it lukks liek teh fings awn deh lepft cud be lawgz…mebbee itz a stoev ov sum kine?
wood burnin stove very gud to heat room and cut down on teh heetin bills .u can also use pellets for burnin.
ai finks is lawgz an stoev ub teh oldee fashun kind. sumwun on teh cartoon netwerk is dreamin uv tihs?
It luks lyke a fyrplace (freestanding stove type or outdoor type) on teh rite and sum logz on teh left.
luks lyke wun ub doas weerd fings frum ed ed adn eddy
mebbe dis iz cawmmint bout deh beeched whayles and shharks?
munki see, munki thro poo.
Tiss is teh biggist shayd I ebber been unner
ai has an eclipse.
unner teh x-pres Clinton.
ai noe HE can has cheezburger!
Kitteh see…kitteh do…kitteh move!
Iz dat Bill klinton? iz look like bill klintonz.
eyeball bleech, plzkthx
Kitteh avoiding skin canser WIN
…but hopes hooman is not exseeding weight rating uv chare
i shaer ur haeppenes foar tha kitteh bein sayfe frum canser
hooman shud be haeving fine unles has a cheezburger
Kitteh sez: “Wel Ai knowed mai hyuoomin wuud bees guud foar sumefing, evenshully!!!!”
Haowcom kittoon luks Qte doen tihs wile hooman luks…wel…othur kittoon sed it best!!!
Dat iz a smartt kitteh to use teh shayde liek dat…eggsept I wurry about teh chair kollapsing! Brayve kitteh!
te shade bak dere *points to treez* iz probably safur