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Ai aer alloud heer
conga-ratshuelaces annipuss!!
u iz nawt sekund agayn!!
wat would u liek fur drinkies and dancies??
Ai haz a cowld, soe Ai fink a hot lemon drink wud be gud!
here u go! *handz annipuss a hot lemon drink*
enjoy!
Thx, Ai haz 2 go owt soon an it haz juss startid 2 rane. Pleh!
hmm…datz bad… u could ask ceiling cat to maek it stop cauz all kittehz hate water!
oar gets a umm-brella wif yoo!
Gud morning (mai taim, ov corse) ebreewun! Ai browt an nice historikal tidbit wif mee fur yoo!
“It was on this day in 378 A.D., the Romans were routed by the Visigoths at the Battle of Adrianople, a victory of barbarian horsemen over Roman infantry. It was one of the most decisive battles in what is now the nation of Turkey. Two-thirds of the Roman army, 40,000 men, including Emperor Valens himself, were overrun and slaughtered by the Visigoths, which set the stage for the fall of the Roman Empire.”
An teh best ov teh Conga Ratz (just six ov teh this morning – teh odders ar still sleeping) ar dansing fur Annipuss an Hashim! YOo too ar maeking kwite a pear these dayz!
Gud morning and fank u JCH4k!!
dat waz a nice bit of info!!
didnt noe bout it akshullee…
Ai is new heer…
oooh! wii lurbes us sum nooBs heer! Mor funz 4 us! Sew happii 2 haz u, pls come adn plai offen.
Ohai cuudude!!
welcum to cheezland!!
u can enjoy azmuch az u wantz here!!
Ooh, that iz innerusting, thnx, JCH4K
If I hadz a time masheen IRL, I wuld like to bit Constantinople during itz glory yeers. And also appear to teh peeps there az being ov teh right gender & social class to enjoy it! I wuld also lyke to bisit teh court ov King Nebuchadnezzar in Babylon & see teh beeyutimus Lion tiles (in teh present day, sum are in teh Pergamon Museum in Berlin) in all their glory.
OK! Wheee! Az soon az there iz such a thing, ai’m wif yoo! Let’s go!
Hashim – do yoo want to com wif us?
We cud hav ar ICHC Internashunal Convenshun there! We wud reelee surprize tehm, ai troolee finkso!
YESH!!
i’d lub to join u’z!!
convention…hmmm… da babylonianz would be surprised by da kittehz… i hopez dey dont hab bukkitz or da lolrus will strike agayn!
yesssshhhh adn we speaks like dat sow dey fink dat hyoomans in 2008 speaks like us LOLz
Why did Constantinople get the works?
It’s nobody’s business but the Turks….
conga-rats annipuss foar nowt secund!!!1!
Thx fur taht!
An annipuss – ai am so sorree to heer yoo still hav yur cold! An nao yoo hav to go aut in teh rayne?????
But – wehn yoo com bak, purrhaps yoo wud laik to go to teh TY BooTeek – an if yoo hav enuf kitteeh eerings, then purrhaps yoo wud laik teh silk kitteh scarf – to keep yur nek nice an warm wehn yoo hav to go aut!
Ai need sumfing 2 keap me warm – it iz berry cowld an wet an generully pleh in Lunnon 2dai! Mai sonn gibbed me a lubblee kitteh skarf but u can nebber haz 2 mennee kitteh fings!
Oh hai! been as ai am new chzfrend can I comes to Ty BooTeek 2?
yew is noo? welcomes aboard!!
fank u! I has nebber been to ty booteek… wat do tehy has there?
Oh hai Phillipe d’Beaker,
JCH4K told me dat yoo had done a olympics event sometime in teh past! do yoo has any links i can see? kthx!
Oh Hai adn Welkum 2 Cheezland, Guinness Piggeh!!!
Ebbreewun b welkum 2 deh Ty boo teek!!
*Takes deh liddul piggeh bai deh hand*
Dis b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Deh liddu igeh lukkingz rownd in wunder at
*teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
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Sins u b gnu, u b needing a CHRG (wdoi) 2 proteckting u
genst deh splorz. And heer b deh tyz, uv corse and sum
deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded
kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised
loleepopz. On dis shelf u finding deh pritty Cheezland
sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings,
braceletz and nekklisses. Him b habbing a nise slekshun uv
deh kitteh wind chimez.
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*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Adn luk ober heer adn u will seeing deh kitteh wevvervanez.
No telling wut u will finding in deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer hersef & Guinness Piggeh.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
*sluurrrrppp*
mmm i likes chokklit martoonee berry berry much!
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fanks fur showing meh round cweenmj! I comes back offen aifinkso!
<– sneeks back into booteek and buys nice plinky plonky winchime speshully fur cweenmj
Aaawwww. Fank yew! Dat sew sweet uv u 2 due for mii. It haz deh prittee littul orinj kittteh playing wif a ball uv yarn.
Yu is berry berry welcum! Is orinj kitteh emune to orinj mouses?
Hai, Guinness Piggeh! Ai see yoo hav alreddee received a hartee Cheezland welcom!
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An ai also see tath yur LOlspeek iz reelee gud! Hav yoo bin lurking fur a long taim?
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An did cweenmj (teh wun an awnlee!!) tell yoo to clik awn hur bloo nayme so yoo know hao to get a bloo nayme laik mine an hurs – an menee odders, as well!
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An mai ai also welkom yoo to ar beloved Cheezland? Ai hoep yoo will bee az happee heer az menee ov us ar!
Oh Hai JC4K!
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I has been maed most welcum by many chzfrends – I lubz it heer but I get no howsewerk done tooday!
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I has been lerking fur a while, lerning – my LOLspeak deegree , let meh show yu it!
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I can has bloo name? WANT!
LOL!! Taht iz indeed teh problim! We dont get much werk dun!
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But – to maek up fur it, we will awl fur shur live at leest 10 yeers longer frum awl the laffing we doo heer!
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Yoo need to get a profile fur teh bloo nayme. Just clik awn cweenmjs’s bloo naume an it taeks yoo strait to hur purrrrrrsonal site – where she eggs planes awl yoo will need to know! An if yoo dont undertand it awl at furst, just com bak an ask!
I has been to cweenmj’s site adn aifinkso I did it right… Does i has a bloo name nao?
GP … deh paige wif awl deh helpers 4 deh
cheezpeepz b cawllled… r u reddy 4 dis?
ICHC helperz
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Heer I gibbing u a drekt link.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
I will b adding more stuff like how 2 dewing dhe boldz adn such like stuffz.
Oh!! luk at yew!!! U gotted deh bloo name awlreddy!!
Yay!
cweenmj – yu is most halpful!
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i now has bloo name adn eben picshure of my lolpig Stella who is now in hebben
*blinketty blink blink blink*
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WOW! Hao did yoo doo tath so fast! It tuk mee about a week! An eben tehn ai dint doo it – reelee. Lolcatburglar did it fur mee! LOL!!
an yoo ar frum Birmihgham???? We hav menee peepl heer frum Birmingham.
Awl verreee nice!
LOL! cweenmj! Ai just gotted it!
ICHC helperz! ROFL!!
Butt – maybee Guinness Piggeh duznt. Tehy prolly dont hav taht in teh TTI.
We guinness piggehs are sooper fast adn berry gud at teknical fings!
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Birmingham is brim full of nicee hoomans! – Yur birfday is onlee 2 days b4 mine!!! we must has joynt silly brayshuns!
waht is the TTI? and waht does we nawt has?
WANT!
Yoo haz it. Yoo livs in it. It iz Teenee Tinee Ingerland!
An teh illustreeous gibbocat, teh proprietor ov teh TY Boo Teek, iz
originallee frum Birmingham. Az iz mai deer nephyoo Jimmba (he just turned 21!!),
an SJ, now known az Martoonie, iz frum ther.
An menee moar, but ai cant seem to remember them awl rite nao.
w00t!!
yew has become blue.
it is (now) customary for teh nooly-bloo to be awarded a naward, in the form of a myoosical interlood. (uv cowrse, ebberybuddy gets to enjoy).
*spins the wheel*
*clicekty clickety clickety*
*breathless anticipation from the studio audience*
yes, here it is. an all-time classic.
congratulations on becomeing blue
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIaRUVWPuOE
Janet, ai finkso Guinness Piggeh wuz axing abowt ICHC helperz – GP, duz u habbing Hamburger Helper in TTI?
lolz; Teenee Tinee Ingerland!
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I bisited Merica when I was 15 – went to ‘New’ Ingerland, was berry berry nice tehn went to Areezona adn Caleefurneea with mah familee – we has a grate tiem!
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Oh, adn i nommed loads of Oreo cukees – they be teh best!
Oh Fleep – grate chois fur Caturdai! Fanks!!!
Adn I happilee add u az a fren.
(U b number 2265, but hooz cownting?)
*does happee dans to “ebbery day, ebbery day, ebbery day I has the blues”*
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*weeeeeeek weeeek weeeek*
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Hamburger Helper? no, we has to figger out how to noms tehm all by ourselves in TTI!
U hab cute picshur ov Stella. Mi pennygig Penelope
crossed the rainbow bridge a munf ago todai.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1536242
Tehy bee munchin alfalfa inna sunshine.
{{{{Stella an Penelope}}}}
WOot! Nao ai can breethe again! Ai wuz waiting wif brethless
anticipashun to see waht teh mewsikul interlood wud bee.
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An az awlwaiz, Fleep haz chozen sumthing reelee gud – an fitting!
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Fleep sayz he iz nawt par tick yoo larry ilee mewsikul, but ai dont beleeve it, becuz he piks reelee gud things taim after taim.
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Well – awlmost awl teh taim. There wuz wunz, we were traing to find sum cheeree mewski, an ebree sawn we found wuz sadder tahn teh next! LOL!
aww Penepole is lubberly – splort!
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taht does it – I can has new lolpigs aifinkso… I search for rescue homes tomorrow
Oh {{{{{3 Cattails}}}} Ai am so sorree!
Ai just went to luk at Penelope. An she wuz so cyoot! An nao she an Stella can bee froliking in teh Princess Mu Meadow, too!
ohai JCH4k … ai have been cyoomulating songs for awarding to the newly-bloo. For example, ai has 2 versions of the Bloo Danube, one by Herbert Wun Carryon, and one by Monty Pyfon. They are both good. But in diffrent ways. And there are otters too.
Tanks! She were a rescue piggy, tu. Teh fambly had 16 peeygigs, an goggies an turtelols and eben a dove. Ai tuk onlee one piggy sins ai alreddy had 2. Dey iz all playin inna Princess Mu Meadow togetter now. I tuk teh burd an found himz a gud hom.
that depends on how many peeps and how many songs. tehre will probly be some repetishun. but thats OK if they’re good songs, ai finkso.
Oh, an did ju splort, Guiness Piggeh? Sooo sorry. Sumbodee call teh CCC fur this porr cheezfren!!!
Mai gudness! Ai nebber thot in termz ov “rescue piggy.” Ai gues cuz ai hav nebber had a piggy!
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But mai sister Pyz has. An box turlols – she finds tehm in parking lotz an in dangerous plaices an gibs them a nice hoam. An she had a moast charming whyte rat naymed Jean. When liddle Jean died (she wuz a MOST snorgalishus rat), Pyzi wuz nawt ubt a teeree puddle fur days!
Fleep!! dere r otterz?!?!? bloo otterz?!?!
WANT!!!!
Is ok 3 Cattails… i was memberin my lolpigs adn how tehy used to go *weeeeek weeeeeek weeeeeek wehn i comes home from werk. ai miss mah piggeh
Fleep. Waht ar teh criteria fur yur “noolee bloo” kollekshun? Purrhaps we cud awl bee awn teh lukawt fur gud sawngs. Oar Ochestral peeces.
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If yoo laik, ai can put mai thinking cap awn. Mai brayne iz awlreddee whirring, but nuthing of note *snerk* yet!
BTW, Fleep, did i telling u I missinged u wyle u were gone?? Tiz truu. *sigh* i Heer, I gibbing u a welkum hom biscotti. wif T. ♥
cweenmj! Yoo gotted so egg sighted about teh bloo otters, yoo (an ai, ai admit it) hav compleetlee left poor Guinness Piggeh lying awl splorted awn teh flore!
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Can yoo taek care ov him? Ai hav to go maek sum fried zuchini fur a fyew minins!
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Ai can bring sum bak if yoo laik! It’z reelee gud. At leest, ai think so!
Oh – an ai just herd the US wimins fencing teem just wun three medals! YAY!
Oh, yesh, Guiness Piggeh. They dew go weeeek weeeeek!!
Mine wud dew teht ebbery tyme they heerd teh frigerator door. Cud bee carrot tyme, u kno.
Iz no gud sweepin brains, but heers sum hot chokolat iffin u needs it fur teh splort.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1281151
{{{{Chzfrends}}}}
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I is off in serch of nommables – fank yu all sooo much fur mai welcum to chzland! I will cum backs offen aifinkso!
Gud luk! Ai hoep yoo find sum! an com bak soon.
woops. Ai steps away for a few minits and the thred gets all confuzilated. Lemme see. Biscotti? A welcum home biscotti? Duz they have teh chawklit? Duz it matter? Nope. nom dunk slurp nom … why yes, that is tea in which ai am dunking them, why do yew ask?
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Teh criterya for teh awards to the Nooly-Bloo cheezfrenz are not well-defined. Blooness must be involved. Somehow. We has a team of crack sint-tists at d’Beaker Laboratories werking hard on teh problem. Ob course, they hasn’t gotten veryy far yet.
Stay tuneded.
so do i!!
itz gr8!
Mornin Hashim – mai turn 2 top teh tye!
Haow is teh kitteh dat went walkabowt?
hez fine!
just a bit skiny naow but he’ll heal soon.
I fink wen he went away, he didnt get any fud so since he’z back, he’z caring fur me cauz he noez dat wiff out me, he would be starving!
Dat’s wat we cawlz cubbord lub!
iz dat a gud or a bad fing?
It meenz dat sumwun lubs u for wat u gib dem – it’s a gud fing `coz it meenz teh kitteh is moar lieklee 2 stai wiv u. He noes u feed him.
ok…. so i’z still a cat slave *sigh*
We is awl enslaved to ower Kittehz
I serve tehm …………
aww… i finally thought i waz free… well, i fink hoomanz r born to be catslavez…
btw, Gud morning tidmum!!
how iz u and ur kitteh!?
Morning Hashim
We will nebber be free of Kitteh lurve
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Hazel is about the same. I spoke with the Vet last night. They couldn’t find any thing nasty on the tests. She said it is an allergy to something.
I have to take her back on Wednesday for the biopsy stitches to come out
and they will prolly do some blood tests to check for antibodies.
*sigh* She looks all moth eaten an scabby.
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I am so glad to hear Your Kitteh came home.Iz Gud nooz
FREE KITTEH LUV!!!!??8-O
LOL! Tho ai think it prollee iz.
Tidmum – ai’m sorree to heer about Hazel. Ai dint eben know she wuz sik. Ai hoep she will be bedder soon.
An Hashim – yoo will nebber be free! Nun ov us ar. Luk hao happeeh yoo ar tath yur kitteh caem hoam. *sigh* But reelee – ai do think they luv us az much az we luv them.
Kittehs are lyke peeps…sum ar more luvving than others.
Hashim, glad yur kiteh iz home.
Tidmum, I hopez Hazel’s skin gets bedder. Haz vet suggested ennfing like fish oil or egg supplements? IANAvet, don’t eben play wun on tv, but wehn I started taking a lot of fishy oil (and getting acupuncture) all my skin ailments, lyke psoriasis, went right cleered right up.
Fanx Booklion. I juss reedid abowt fish oils. I finkso I get sum for her.
YaYYYY! for yor skin beein bedders. Iz gud to have no sore an itchees.
Booklion – a kweschun. Did yoo just taek teh fish oil inturnalee, oar just rub it awn yur skin??
An – doo yoo play sumthing else awn TV???
fanks booklion!
i fink he’z learnt himz lesson!
iz happee dat he’z cum back and treatz meh liek a gud owner!
Oh, no, I do nawt play ennywun on tv…I don’t eben own wun at present.
I taykes teh fish oil internally. It iz gud for skin, heart, joints, & eben teh eyes. Int eh winter, wen iz bery dry, I uze gud coconut oil on my skin, too. Iz mirakulus, but sum peeps haz coconut allergies.
Tidmum, I jes remembered there is a Jerman companee that maykes organic kitteh krunchees wif flaxseed oil. Don’t remember the nayme, but yu can findz it in the “all yur munniez r belong to petfoodz” sekshun ov teh petfudz store.
“all yur munniez r belong to petfoodz”: LOLZ!!!!!
Mai oan peeplvet sais “cant bleev u gibs teh fishiioil 2 teh puppers but dont gib it 2 urself. Takez teh fishiioil, silleh woomum. ” Sew naow Ai takes it maiself. (mai kiibord beez ritin funneh)
oh… i hopez she’d be better soon…
itz real bad to hear ur kitteh iznt doin 100%…
well, she WILL be better soon
if ownlee He/She was a Ceilling Dog!!!
Hai olympic lolcat! Ai cannawt find mai bukmark fur teh olympicz. Ai know ai hav it sumwhere. Ai will keep looking!
Fank yoo! JanetCanHas4KittehsAnd4CheezburgersFoarEach foar keep luking, I iz reellee interesteded on dis!!!1! adn I obzerves dat as soon as you appear on-the-line the discussion gets new life! yoo iz reellee active discusioner!!!
Tahnk yoo, olympic lolcat!
Ai doo trai! LOL!!
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But ai hav a grate advantaj, az ai wuz a theatre purrson – an so am nawt afrayed to get aut in frunt ov peeple. An ai tend to bee sumtaims a bit dramatikal!
cubbord lub….we cawlz it “foney fud lub”
No barking zone!
waitn to punish bad goggies….
yesh! i can SO picshur taht. *giglol*
Kittehs rule an goggies droooollll!!!!!
*whispurs – i knew it was gud idea 2 bribe teh toawn cownsillor wiv teh elebenty cheezburgers!!!!*
Mornin Tidmum, Haow is hazel?
miz Tidmum ma’am pweez to anserin annipuss kwestyn… we alz wanto kno bout Hazel!!
Mornin krelm an annipuss
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I has puttid a messij bowt Hazel up teh thred a bit .
Fanyoo for askin bowt her.
She sittin beside me rite nao doin a ‘loaf cat’ impresshun
She sleeped unner my qwilt awll nite agen lass nite. She a nice feet warmer!!
yay!!!1! {{{{{{HAZEL}}}}}}
*whispurrz* we heard u Africat, no need to hide da factz
Ohai olympic kitteh!!
i really liek ur LOLcaterize any website, itz gr8!!
Fank yoo Hashim!! iz sooooooo nice to hear dat yoo likes it
ur welcum!!
i liek wikipedia and da other encyclopediaz in lolspeak!!
oh yeah! eberybuddy should noes about yer LolCatize service. ai have applied it to seberal web sites taht are nawt in lolcat usually. is hilarious. Good job. Many burgers to you.
Thank yoo soooooo much Phillipe!!!!
BTW JCH4K told meh that yoo hav done an olympics event in the past, can yoo give me links to eet? I reellee want to see it!
ohai OL, it wuz a winter limpics competishun. ai donut have a link, but it feachured the bobsled, teh skijump (Igor performed particuloly well on that) and otter events. Sumwhere back in the mists of time …
But where!??? Ai wuz shur ai had teh link, an nao ai cant find it.
Doo yoo remember enething?? What munth eben?? Oar something else that wud maek it eezier to find?
At leest – we dint hav teh “Fur Vests Frum Last” befoar that! There MUST be a kloo!
*sigh* Maybee ai’ll go bak an luk som moar. At leest mai burday iz eezee to remembur! Fur mee, eneway!
heh heh snerk hehehh
ok, stop pushin
Pd’B left hims pyuter on wehn he went out
just us goggies here now
hehheh
lookit teh stoopid kittehs
yeh lets chase em can we now? huh now? hun? canwe?
wut?
just picshurs?
oh.
waitaminit, we wuz gonna rite sumfin.
ok, who noes how to type?
ai thot yew sed yew new how to type.
nope, nawt me. nope. got any fud? fud now? huh?
ok, ebrybuddy quiet.
lemee see. push tihs key. tehn this wun
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DOgZ ROOL!1! cAtz DRool!!!!
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ok ok.
lemme push teh enter
no me
wait yew sed ai cud
snerk we said catz drool heh heh
uh oh
here comez Pd’B
letz get outa here
HOO LET DEH DAWGZ….. IN?
yew haz teh phunneee!!!1!
*whispurrs to olympic lolcat*
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Phillipe iz wun ov ar STARZ! He iz offen brillyuntlee funneh – an verree clefur, wif lotz ov original thinking. If ai can find tehm, ai will show yoo sum ov teh advenchoors we hav had.
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He iz a jeanneeous wif a taim masheen! An yoo shud see waht he browt to mai burfday partee!
that was indeed an epic event, why, of almost biblical proportions.
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s’truth
YOU IS RONG. YOU DOIN IT RONG. now MAPOLOGIZE. who sent de dawgz out. meow moew mewo mwoe!
Yu kall me?? OH, no…i seez it now….i gots a confushun goin on dis mornins. i LIKES dis LOLsign one. *whispurs-dat is a fullllll cownsillor cuz i give him a bukkit of em. dunt no how many it wuz. but it wuz one lezz cuz i sneekied one fur my nomnomsuper* has a gud day africats. i be ins and outs seein whut e1 haz to says.
I needs one o’ thoz sains..
Teh trubbul iz, teh goggies can’t reed!
Fur elebenty an 1 cheezburgers u can has anee sain u wantz!!!
(sowee, butz noe cheezburgers back garontee)
iz dat acuz yoo Nommed dem awl- qwality assurunce testin,like?
burrrrrrrrp!! oops! scuse meh!
wateber doo u meen!???
candidate kitteh panderz to teh anti goggie wing.
Grayt strypeee hunturr
Kitteh gardz hurz doamayn wiff
steelee vijjilenss
Dis turf beelawngz 2
Kitteh cuz prittee feengz needz
full tyme proatekkshun
Eeben beeg doggehz knoez
nawtz 2 playz heer. Kitteh duz
nawtz taykz prizzunnurrz
Jack.
Wunderful, Mr. Jack Deth, az uual. I specially lykes teh line “steelee vijjilenss”.
*bows deeply to honor Jack Deth*
Domo arigato gozaimasu
Dear Jack! I think of awl the things ai missed wile ai wuz goan, yoo were rite up there at the tawp ov teh list!
Hao lukky yoo ar to be abul to see teh whirled through yur aies! A mews! Yoo fur shur hav wun!
‘moa(r)ning, JCH4K.
…and hai/bai…AFK foar teh weak-end, prolly.
hai Booklion, I seaz yoo meaows some japaneez? i can meaow little wurds too!!!!1!
Ohaio!
ohai, olympic lolcat! Hao do yu noze Japanese? I only meows a few wordz ‘cuz onceuponatime, when I wz a yunger kitteh, I prakticeded aikido. I wuld lyke to akshully lern teh langwidge, tho. It haz inneresting strkchur.
yes it has interesting strukchur much diffrent dan Enklish. In teh beggining meh wanted to learn chinezzz but wus tooooo diffikult! Later on I had 2 japanez flatmates adn I wus asking dem adn den I joined free japanezzzz classes while at teh universe-itty! but I forgot most of it cause I iz nowt practisin!
egg-cellent!!!!! BRAVO!!!
dis is a test…. dis is a… taste…
…….mmmmm ………dots…….nom nom nom…….
dots r nommable?? really?? …………………. nom nom nom
Todai, “this area”.
Tomorroe, TEH WURRULD.
Happii CATurday.
Catz an cat luvurz uv teh wurruld YEWNIGHT!
Beelieve iyt oar nawt, iyt bees a pourtible signe; kitteh puttit up himseylfe;
S’nawt hebbee: iyt ar maided ov aluniminuim, soe kitteh kans fowld iyt up adn carry iyt warebber hims goez;
Shure bees a trubbel-saiver, speshully wen kitteh wunts tuu bees bye himseyfe tuu taike a nappee oar chayse a mowsie; at tohse tiems kitteh duz nawt wunt annoyeing goggies runnin aroun!!!!
(Oanliest problum bees taht nawt awl ov teh goggies kan reed;
tehn sign duz nawt duu enney guud!!!!)
So is that a real sign or is it photo shopped? I’ve never seen a place outside where it specifically says “no dogs allowed in this area.” I am working at the Castle Steps in Prague now, and let me tell you people love their dogs in this city more than their children! You’d never see a sign like that here.
i dont fink dis iz photo shopped.. it lukz pretty real to meh. Must be an area which should be kept clean so no dogs aloud i s’ppose
tehre R syns lyk taht in teh chilluns plai ayreeahs, in TTI
i fink itz mostly for stray goggiez cauz dier r cases of stray goggiez biting children and da children dey die cauz of rabbiez…
We no can has raybees in TTI, teh syns R to stawp peeps lettin teihr doggees poop wher chilluns R plaing an mite fawl an get poop in a cut cus taht can maek yu verree poorly sik. An for teh fraydee chilluns hoo donut kno taht jumpy, waggy-tayl doggees juss wont to plai wiv tehm
it is for that precise reason it’s a serious fandango to bring an animal into TTI, just ask Lyantha about the ordeal and her kitteh….
An she’s gettin teh Gnu an Imp Rooved eesee vershun! Yuse to be 6 months kworronteen for ebberree kitteh, regarless ob wevver tehy has had teihr shots or not!
good thing for her yes? the symptoms of floof-withdrawal cannot be pretty.
i’m also a bit fraid uf goggies cauz haz bad experience…
many have at one time or the other. you are soooo not alone.
ok! datz gud to hear… akshullee one day, i waz riding mah bicycle wen 4 stray dogz went after meh and da gate to mah house waz shut so i couldnt go inside so i shouted out “OPEN DA GATE!”. at da fourth round of mah howsie, da helper finally opened da gate and i went in!
yep, similar situation here in my youth. a certian curve, some gravel (keeping your speed through the corner down), and a pair of dogs that just LOVED to come after anything that passed by their territory.
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I took to stopping before I got to the corner and stocking up on rocks (no shortage in that area). They eventually learned to leave me alone, and my aim got better.
lucky u!!
i didnt hab any gravel *sigh*
Cool, my whole family was rotflol!
I THINKZ I NOM-INATING HIM
I am Kitteh.
And i approve of this pizza.