grampa kitteh duz not undrstd techanogoly
but grampa duz noe hao 2 tell a long boring storee.
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its awl noofangled
Himz fais lukz like it haz ben old-fangled.
oar fan-dangled
Duz u meen dangled inna fan?
oooh…
nyce troll bayt thar, annipuss!
*inpresst*
Dun konsort wif dem nu-fingled compooters or any udder mimburs of teh robot-race!!11!
Agwyd. Iz old-fangled.
naw, itz non-fangled, kuz he not put fawls toofiez in. so no fangz.
Knoe denty-yurs, huh?
Con-cat-lol-ashuns awn ur nawt-sekkund, annipuss!! Hao u want sillybrate?
Ai fink a dose uv kwinneen mite halp – Ai haz a cowld an coff an Ai want mai mummee!
Nawt bedder yet? Oh deer.
Hoap u feelz bedder sun. *Gibs bol uv chikin noodl soop wif naic spun adn a dose uv kwinneen*
(By “kwinneen”, do you mean quinine? Ai haz a stoopy.)
Yep, dat’s wat Ai meened. Ai’m nawt shore it duz ennee gud – mai dokturcat sez dat if u treet a cowld, it lasts 2 weaks, if u ignoar it it lasts 14 dais. Sum fings maek it a bit moar bear rubble tho.
sew iz it ‘feed a feevr, starv a cowld’ oar udder wai roun? :-\
Ai fink it is teh uvver wai rownd, but ai haz diabeetus, soe Ai haz 2 eet 2 balans teh medikashun.
In my day, we hads to walk elebenty miles uphill in teh snow to see a lolcat.
An elebenty sebben miles back!! Also uphill!
In ower bear feets
wid no cheez on de burgerz
But we waz happee
an there was no gooshie fuds
an we had to hunt to eat
And wii wuz DARN grateful! Yas wii wuzzzzzzzzzzz…..
An we dint hav ene coatz to ware!
An we did after milkin de cowz and gathrun de egz.
An choppin teh fyrewud
I ‘member my dad tellin us bout how, wen he milkt de cowz, de barnkitteh wud stan clos and get 2 hab sum ob de fresh milk too.
Now I feelz old… I member skwirtng deh milk in2 deh kittehz moufz strate frum deh kowz.
Ders a pikchoor uv a man milkin a cow into a kitteh’s mouf – Ai’ll put it on mai profyle.
Ai fownd it – on teh elebety twelf CD Ai lukked at. It’s awn mai profyle.
wait…um…ai tink i kno whut YNG iz. nawt tell me.
oh, yoose dang kiddies wif ur Mp3s an ur MTVs…..
an yur DVDs and yur PCs an yur YNGs!
Kiddies wiv YNGs?
whut iz YNG, btw?
ChocolateSamus – mite ai know hao awld yoo ar?
an yes – yer answer iz relevant to yer questions!
iz 7+9. dats a kloo.
Nao we has 2 putz it delli cat lee 2 u. A YNG iz, hm, ahem, er, a nawt old purrson who iz 2 poor 2 buy clovves and sow is running around in teh altogevva. k?
u hadz beef n eggz? luxuree! spoyled rich famblee!
wid no even burgerzzz??? oh noes! how old iz dis granpa kitteh?? must be named metuslah…
in ma dad’s ole pajamaz!
da jammies wif holezes! i slept ina basemint!
U had a basement?!
LUXURY!
nawt luggzhooree! wuz alsew da bottim of da well! an’ werr mah daddeh kipt his bad anchovees
Eeeeeeew!!! Dat’s hard 2 beet!!
yoo haz teh super phunneeee!
but, but………… der wuz no interwebs fur teh cheezpeeps………. nawt so gud akshully
noes interwebs?!?! noooooo!!! I gives up all mai cheezburgers foar interwebs!!!!
ai gib dems up too, to get innerwebs….and den ai go awn eebai an’ bai sum cheezbrgrs wif mai munnies ai gits frum sellin’ mai old cheezbrgrs. ai haz noo fresh cheezbrgrs! ai iz awn-trippin-ur, eh?
Bak tehn teh lolcats hadda maike tehir oawn lols; tehre wuz noes cheezpeeps tehn oar ICHC; soe ebbereefing wuz veree boaring;
Dem wuz deh bad ole daze. yup, yup dey were.
i missez dem daze.
Rite nao, ai’m nawt shur wich daze ai ar missing teh moast. *sniff* But ai shur am missing. . .
ai finkso ai cud be missin yewterdai…………..mai memry, ai cant shows yew it
Ov awl teh tingz Ai’ve losted, Ai miss mai mind teh mostest…
No reply iz sumtiems de saftest reply!
i maded my sister a emboydree fingee for herz wall wif taht sayin on it, bak wen she had 3 liddle boyz. now she haz 2 teenage boyz, 2 in-between boyz, an 2 gurlz. i fink her mind is eben more losted. iz ok, tho, hurz kids are reely kyoot.
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Ai fink mai grandpeepz missez dem daze 4 reelz. Dey laiks 2 tak uv dem. Ai fink iz jus nos-tail-gya. It duz odd fings 2 ur memries, laik ai hav memries uv mai kid-hud dat r gud adn ai forgotted teh bad uns adn ai m onlee 21.
onlee 21? dood, in mid…medeev… um… u kno like rly rly long tiem ago b4 shakespeer n stuff, u wud be middle aigd!
Hmm, u rite. Iz trufax. Ai giss wii kin sai middl agys, maibee.
mmhmm. middl aigd 4 middlaigz. lucklee we can has modurn medisinn!
in middlagiz i’d be old. an ded frum havin my kids. yesh, luckee for teh modurn medisinn!
in the midl ayjiz, peepz wud bayve every year wedder dey needed it oar nawt.
der wuz one king whu bayved twice in hiz entir lief. an’ peepz thot dat anmal poo wuz gud stuffs fer medisin an’ cobwebs wuz good stuf fer packin woonds. an’ dat peepz thot bad smells wud maek yoo sick, but nawt washin ur hands and eetsin offda flor, dat wuz otay! an’ eebin into da 1800′s, dat wuz da day bfore vityman supplymints, and wen ur preggo u looze lotsa calciyum to maek bebeh’s skellytun, so wimmin’s wud looze lotsa teefs. ‘a toof fer every chillinz’ dey wud say.
sumtiems stoopy peeps say ‘wudint it be so nyse to lib inda midl ayjis…’ an den u shud say NO. NO YOU DON’T. ERASE THE THOUGHT FROM YOUR MIND!
although, this is maynely midlayjiz yurrup we talks abowt, medeivl ayzia and midl eest nawt sew bad. doze wer da dayz bfore terrurizts.
an taht once-a-yeer bath wuz yoozualy done in June – makin JUNE teh most popyoolar moth EVVAR for gettin marreed!
No, no cween mj, ai do not miss dem, ebev tho iz old fuddy-duddy liek grampa dere, cuz den ai wud nawt noe yew!!1!
Tehre wuzzint no cheezpeeps, fur shur.. jus’ chikkin peeps..cukked on open fyres.. stertid bai rubbin stix togevver…
Nun ov that fryed in Kintukky stuffz U wippersnapperz haz…
yoo cuked yor chikins? lucky wippersnappur yorself…
U had chikkinz?
SPOYLED RICH KID! WE EETED HARE! NAWT BUNNIES HARE, JUS’ HARE FRUM DA BARBUR SHOP!
U hadda BARBER SHOP?????
AND DA BARBUR SHOP WUZ MAED OF SNO!
ai maek ma own lolz….um….no wait…u meenz wifout ‘pyooter an’ wif ur own picshoors liek da amish lolcat? ai nawt do dat!
Iz Grumpy ol’ Kitteh….
frum a Grumpy Ol’ Partee.
waddya need awl yer fancee pantz masheenz fer? Go owtside and plai — clim a tree, chase a maus or a sqirl, nap in a sunbeem — wassa matte wif u kidz?
Dey haz noe eye deer haow 2 amyooz demselbz
we has a wii, dat’s whut’s da matter. iz bettr den owtsied!
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Go find a translator on the internet.
wat dis mean? granpa kitteh fall sleep on keyboard
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Qvf o qru EBG-13. Qhm h jnag zber??
i mizzed de jeperdy anzer. where id de remote…wat is de CATegory??
http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
Deh catergory wuz speeking in tungz.
Deh anser wuz, yes wii can.
well gobbledegook my sardeenz
LOL!!! cweenmj! Ai think ai needz a Toot Oriole.
Ai noo yoo had teh kodez at yur site, so ai thot ai mite trai teh binaree, cuz at leest ai noo waht it wuz. But waht ar teh odder wuns yoo just did?
‘mornin Janet…. deh nawt sekkund wuz base 64, den wuz dec/char den ROT-13, and down below b deh klassik pig latin, just fer fun. wii b multi linglol heer.
PS janet — I b berry prowd uv u 2 translating and ansering in binary!! ub a tekno-geek.
*handz janet a geek-hat wif propeller* Where it wif pride!
OH! Did ai get it rite???? LOL! Ai wuzn’t shur! Taht wuz mai furst taim!
*proudlee putz awn teh GH(wPoi) an tiez teh ribbon under hur chin in a big bow ala Scarlett O’Hara*
THERE! Waht doo yoo think?
yew cudda lef teh curtin onna window…….
Well, yes! Teh PIG Latin ai cud doo!
Tho ai think it mite bee hard to rite.
But hao doo yoo uze teh translaytors???? Teh Rot wun – it duzznt say waht to do. An ai havn’t reelee luked at teh odders.
Just type (or past sumfing sumwun els roted) into deh box, den press deh ROT-13 buttin on deh rite.
2 decode deh uzzerz, pasting deh messij in deh aprow..appre… deh rite box and klikking on deh decode buttin. U just haz to noeing wear to putting deh encoded messij to starting wif.
Ai can see tath knowing waht teh code luks laik iz most iimportant!
Well, mai, mai, mai an cawl mee a teepot!
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” Dis b deh ROT-13. Duz u want more??”
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Ai think ai may hav teh couraj to go awn!
*Deh brave Janet uv deh 4 gazillyun kittehz pakz her kurij in her napsak and venturez 4th in2 deh jungle uv teknoluG. Wif her Geek-hat 2 protekting her, dere b no stopping her now. Her nomz deh kiloBytez!! Ramz runz frum her. She b feerce, I telling u, feerce!! She ken opun deh majikle doorz uv nollij wif her ASCII. .
Awl must bow down b4 her.
Ummmmm – ai’m nawt so shur about mai ASCII! LOL!
But – well – thankz fur teh GH(wPoi) cweenmj. Ai think maybee we bedder nawt be telling Maus oar Paws4Thot oar Jimmba oar LCB oar Teho oar Phillipe oar – gosh – maybee eben Guiness Piggeh! He muzt be waring teh hat awl teh taim.
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He did it – turned bloo – AND posted a pikchoor in 7 minits!
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Ai will just sit kwietlee at yur feet an trai to lern!
An nao ai’ve got to go aut! Taking mai Mom an Ant Daisy out fur ice creem!
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Ai’ll be bak laytur – becuz – well, ai still haz teh giant sad – an the “odder problim”, so being heer iz moast cumforting fur mee.
her ASCII? she walk de bakwards?
iiway ankay ooday igpay atinlay, ootay.
Osay ankay iway!
@@@@@@@@@!!
Cuz lolspeek iz aur liddl moad uv speek heer. No ofen c bynairy. Ai fink iz bery lawn 4 short mesijez, purr-sinally.
tristan showoff kitteh?
nah, nawt rly.
Nooo, mai hed hurts! Let’s stick wif lolspeak, shall we?
Dorkulence win.
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ye gods and little fishes……morse code?
Mah geekiness, let me show u eet.
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00100000 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 01001111 01101000 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00100010 01000111 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001111 01000110 01000110 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001001 00100000 01001100 01000001 01010111 01001110 00100010 00001101 00001010 00101010 01110011 01101110 01100101 01110010 01101011 00101010
Thnx cweenmj, upfi, idansdansdans adn spesully {{{Tristan}}} ftfun
BGee….
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*claps floofie pawsis 4 awl teh funz!*
Now, izn’t dat speshul!?!??
Wut happint???? *dans’s awai..wile skritchin head..*
hmmm I seez a patern in yur 0s and 1s upfi, it seems yoo iz finking in circles very very bad indeeeeed…..
Hay, U kids… Git off mai lawn!!!!
Git off my LOLs!
hey you get offa mai clawed
wuz sumwun on Claude?? I musta mist it.
Iz Claude noo? Doo we hav a noo way ov welkoming peepl???
git off mah scrachin post! durn kids….
an’ offa mah litterbocks! an’ awai frum mah chezbargars! *kidz nawt eeben der, but his crayzies rantin gibs dem ideaz* GRAAAA! AI TOLE U, AWAI FRUM MAH LITTERBOCKS AN CHEEZBRGRS!
Hay, u kittehns! Git a hare-cut! Ai no ur dad!
gitz a haircut? otay!
*cums bak wif fauxhawk. granpa kitteh’s hed splodes, an nawt frum cyootniss.*
do dey leve de wiskerz on de nosey sidez wid dat cut. i hop so. mite luk funnee udderwize.
Uhhh, wat iz a “tv?” granpa kitteh sez
Turtle Visor?
Tipsy Violionist?
Tequila Void?
Tequila Void is what’s left in ur stomach teh mornin aftur. do not want. :/
Accordion 2 Eddie Izzard, tv is dood hoo wares wimin’s cwoving, but dats sumting else.
errrmmm… iz it jes meh oar has teh lolpic on teh pleh!-votin paige been teh same piktoor fur teh last elebenty daze????
jess very crappy notin page. Ialwais try to partisipate and vote,,,,,,,,,,,,,but gettin impatient with stoopy duplicates…DO NOT WANT .
sry lost my tempurr
pleeze to be fixen teh votin page oh haiberger peeps kthxbai
kwischun ‘bowt votin’ paegiz….
if ai maek lotsa lols an’ submit dems, izzit pawsibul tu go tu votin paeg an’ see ma lolz?
duz NEwun kno da prociss uv lolz, frum makin 2 postin awn homepaeg? srsly. feed mah curiositee.
dis how i sees it -may not be rite. i finks that peeps allover sees de lols we make and diffrent servers show diffrent peeps an evrboddy votes . so to get on votin page means u hav already got lots of peeps liken yer stuffs. is difficult cause i magine that the mighty bergers has to cull the bad (X-rated) lols frum trolls out . it all be taken time u c?
iz lukz liek tha kitteh haz a crazy flava
Forgetz abowt health fud… I needs awl teh preserbativs I can get!!
Acshualy some things never chanj…. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
poar awn summoar aspartame! an’ vinniger! an’ high-fructose corn sirrup!
teh grampa kitteh lukz liek it has crazy flava
i be new to this
hi iluvztololz! yoo may be noo but yoo iz gud at it! glad yore joynin in teh fun!
it duz luk liek dat. yoo iz witty, sir.
Granpa noes bafor ther wuz lolcats there wuz Louis Wain (poor suffrin dood):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain
H. G. Wells said of him, “He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English* cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves.”
*TTI, ov corse
thxvm fur da linkie jinge…much infurmashun and vawy instrestin peruzings. i larned sumthin and de day is not ovr.
Happy Caturday efurry buddee!:-D
May Ceilling Cat bless yoo, all your offshprings, and parents, and grandparends, and grand-grandparents, and kittens of your kittens and give to all of yoo the healths and the cheezburgers!
CC bless us, ebery wun.
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Thanks, Opheliacat! Ai havnt’ seen enewun doing a ref laytelee – an it used to bee so popular tath it wuz awn teh BingLOL cards!
olympic lolcat. Pleez furgiv mee fur asking, but ai awlwaiz want to know.
Where ar yoo frum?
YOo can eezilee see where ai ar frum. Well – ov corse, ai wudn’t HAV to be frum there – but ai am. Akshullee – ai’m bak. Ai lived in Yurp fur menee yeers – Austria, Italy – an moastlee jermanee. An tehn ai tuk teh eerlee retirement an went hoam again.
ai nawt say were ai frum, ‘cept iz in Merrika. wen mah bruvver saw me onna pyooter, he ask ‘whu iz Chocklit Samus’? an’ ai wuz ‘baressed, cuz mah big bruvver iz berry jujmentil an’ he sez awl ma showz an stuff r fur 8 yeerolds. ai wuz ‘baressed an ai sed Chocklit Samus wuz mah frend on diss site, an he freeks owt an sez to gitz off ‘meedietly cuz he finks iz chatroom oar sumfin an he sez nebber to talk tu deez peeplz if ai nawt no dem in reel lief.
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iz nawt chatroom iz yootube-esque commintin paeg foar lolz, ‘cept yoo can has cheezfrends and luk at eechuvver’s lolz, an’ iz nicer den yootube, an we can awl akshly spell but chuze nawt 2. bai his reeznin’, iz daynjiris 2 post ‘nonimus commints NEwerez awn internets. he finks he iz protictin meh, but dis site iz saef so long az i doan, liek, inviet peeplz 2 mah house, an ai alreddy no nawt to say stuff ‘bowts mah reel lief to peeplz whu ai doan kno whu dey r. yoo iz nawt dad, yoo heer meh, bruvver? YOO IZ NAWT DAD. he iz sumtiems a sweetie an’ sumtiems nawt. he iz 18 an’ he goez 2 kollij soon.
s’OK. but is yew also OlympicLolcat too? or am ai just confused?
oh. maybe not (see below).
def-knit-lee nawt.
wel, i gess iz gud yor bruvver is tryin to portekt yoo. but him aslo sownds kinds bossy. taht iz wut big bruvvers do. my yunger son (12) haz a big bruvver (19)hoo always bosses him arownd. yoo sownd smart: nebber tell peeps your reel name or wher yoo lives an stuff. sum of teh peeps heer gets together in cheezmeets IRL, but tehy iz consentin adults. we luk after teh yunger wuns heer an not lets anywun gib tehm trubble!
Ai has a big brudder juss lyk taht an Ai am 41! Is juss a big brudder fing. But yu R rite; tihs is a nys site for nys peeps an we R nys to E chudder an eben to teh trolls!. An if sumwun is nawt nys tehy gets toel te lern kwik or leev. An if tehy R rilly nawt nys we tell teh Cheezes an taht maeks it awl bedderer agin. An yu can tell yur brudder taht Hashim an Werdycnan an Fishy kitteh, an prolly sum odders too, r awl unner 18, so tehre!
yeh, iz gud 2 be nyse 2 trollz, ‘cos no wun els will….
heer troll. hab mah cheezbrgr. an ai no puts wasabi and t’basko onnit dis tiem. srsly.
spycee fuds: mah innernet weppin ov choyce.,
egg salad (wif wasabi) choice.
Bruthas can be a nitemare awn legs, ChocolateSamus. Ai gots 3 of dem. But ai can shout louder dan awl of dem. So dere. Dunt give up and mayke shoore 2 cum here and play wif us when he is nawt watching. U wont cum 2 noe harm here, ai’m shoore of dat.
I iz from Olympus!!!1! Zeus iz mai father!!!1! lolz
by nao I iz fully Enkrishman I has been transporteded to Enkrlish-land wher dey haz teh gentelmen adn teh quiiins adn i very very much likes eet hear!!!1! I lives owtside uv london yes in TTI but mai littrbox is huuuuuuuuge! let meh show it to yoo!
yeah i iz teh ONLY olympic cat, I haz teh copeerites adn teh certificats lemme show dem to yoo! hoo(e)ver steals mai intelectuectual properiteeeees will be put in stinkee littrbox fur ever bai mai lawyerses!
s’otay. ai hab mah oan wit.
Fank yew! Dat waz an LOLympic size blessing!
Rite bak at ya.
Hai, Romeow! Yur noo abatar iz indeed reelee moast striking!
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Wun day, az CC iz mai witness, ai too will hav an avatar!
Wauw! Speekin uv refs, ter’s “Gone with the Wind” (ai finks)! ftw! Teh refs mussed b teh will uv CC.
Fank yew, Janet!
Dis iz mah TJ kitteh. It waz hims 2nd birfdai yesserday, so I changed mah avatar in hims onner.
When u haz ur Wurdpress account set up and iz ready 4 an icon, how about this
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1739233
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stolen frum heer
http://www.commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:White_Cat_Nursing_Four_Kittens.jpg
“mai teh road rise up to meet yoo…” *bonk!* Irish blessing=not so great, akshully
Oso Qte kittoon! Gettin’ fangy with it!
“Why does mah DVR still flash 12:00
Hey! What a cool nju abatar, rodney dill! Ai iz inprest!
Looks like Mikey, the blind guy from Big Brother
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz an eben teh grumpy ole grampas hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!! heerz homaed chonklit caeks an frooty punch (wif or wifowt metamucil!) an pointy shiny party hats wif pompoms and burfday fettiz for ebreewun!!
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i luff da grampa kitteh. he giffs me da bess presntz evry year.
that’s going to be me in 2050: “tele-whatsists??”
omg i almost died readin dis dats funny stuff right dere
omg i lolded till i couldent haz breathing
my name stitch!