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grampa kitteh duz not undrstd techanogoly

but grampa duz noe hao 2 tell a long boring storee.

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  1. annipuss says:

    its awl noofangled

  2. In my day, we hads to walk elebenty miles uphill in teh snow to see a lolcat.

  3. Bak tehn teh lolcats hadda maike tehir oawn lols; tehre wuz noes cheezpeeps tehn oar ICHC; soe ebbereefing wuz veree boaring; :sad:

  4. Greycat says:

    Iz Grumpy ol’ Kitteh….

  5. MKUltra says:

    waddya need awl yer fancee pantz masheenz fer? Go owtside and plai — clim a tree, chase a maus or a sqirl, nap in a sunbeem — wassa matte wif u kidz?

  6. Tristan says:

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    Go find a translator on the internet.

    • wat dis mean? granpa kitteh fall sleep on keyboard

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    • cweenmj says:

      V2lpIHNwZWVreiBpbiBhd2wga2luZHogdXYgbGFuZ3dpZGdleiBoZWVyLg==

    • MKUltra says:

      @@@@@@@@@!!

    • Opheliacat says:

      Cuz lolspeek iz aur liddl moad uv speek heer. No ofen c bynairy. Ai fink iz bery lawn 4 short mesijez, purr-sinally.

    • coonkitty says:

      Nooo, mai hed hurts! Let’s stick wif lolspeak, shall we? ;)

    • Tabitha Twitchit says:

      Dorkulence win.

    • upfi says:

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      • BGee says:

        00100000 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 01001111 01101000 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00100010 01000111 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001111 01000110 01000110 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001001 00100000 01001100 01000001 01010111 01001110 00100010 00001101 00001010 00101010 01110011 01101110 01100101 01110010 01101011 00101010

        Thnx cweenmj, upfi, idansdansdans adn spesully {{{Tristan}}} ftfun

        • BGee….

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          *claps floofie pawsis 4 awl teh funz!*

      • hmmm I seez a patern in yur 0s and 1s upfi, it seems yoo iz finking in circles very very bad indeeeeed…..

  7. Hay, U kids… Git off mai lawn!!!!

  8. guitarfreak says:

    Uhhh, wat iz a “tv?” granpa kitteh sez

  9. AfriCat says:

    errrmmm… iz it jes meh oar has teh lolpic on teh pleh!-votin paige been teh same piktoor fur teh last elebenty daze????

    • amandakat says:

      jess very crappy notin page. Ialwais try to partisipate and vote,,,,,,,,,,,,,but gettin impatient with stoopy duplicates…DO NOT WANT .
      sry lost my tempurr
      pleeze to be fixen teh votin page oh haiberger peeps kthxbai

      • kwischun ‘bowt votin’ paegiz….
        if ai maek lotsa lols an’ submit dems, izzit pawsibul tu go tu votin paeg an’ see ma lolz?

        • duz NEwun kno da prociss uv lolz, frum makin 2 postin awn homepaeg? srsly. feed mah curiositee.

        • amandakat says:

          dis how i sees it -may not be rite. i finks that peeps allover sees de lols we make and diffrent servers show diffrent peeps an evrboddy votes . so to get on votin page means u hav already got lots of peeps liken yer stuffs. is difficult cause i magine that the mighty bergers has to cull the bad (X-rated) lols frum trolls out . it all be taken time u c?

  10. ILuvzToLolz says:

    iz lukz liek tha kitteh haz a crazy flava

  11. Forgetz abowt health fud… I needs awl teh preserbativs I can get!! :shock:

    • Acshualy some things never chanj…. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  12. ILuvzToLolz says:

    teh grampa kitteh lukz liek it has crazy flava
    i be new to this

  13. Jinge says:

    Granpa noes bafor ther wuz lolcats there wuz Louis Wain (poor suffrin dood):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain

    H. G. Wells said of him, “He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English* cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves.”

    *TTI, ov corse

  14. Katzi says:

    Happy Caturday efurry buddee!:-D

    • May Ceilling Cat bless yoo, all your offshprings, and parents, and grandparends, and grand-grandparents, and kittens of your kittens and give to all of yoo the healths and the cheezburgers!

      • Opheliacat says:

        CC bless us, ebery wun.

        • ;) Sorreee – ai MUST say it! “A CHRISTMAS CAROL” ref – FTW!!!!!!!
          .
          Thanks, Opheliacat! Ai havnt’ seen enewun doing a ref laytelee – an it used to bee so popular tath it wuz awn teh BingLOL cards!

      • olympic lolcat. Pleez furgiv mee fur asking, but ai awlwaiz want to know.

        Where ar yoo frum?

        YOo can eezilee see where ai ar frum. Well – ov corse, ai wudn’t HAV to be frum there – but ai am. Akshullee – ai’m bak. Ai lived in Yurp fur menee yeers – Austria, Italy – an moastlee jermanee. An tehn ai tuk teh eerlee retirement an went hoam again.

        • ai nawt say were ai frum, ‘cept iz in Merrika. wen mah bruvver saw me onna pyooter, he ask ‘whu iz Chocklit Samus’? an’ ai wuz ‘baressed, cuz mah big bruvver iz berry jujmentil an’ he sez awl ma showz an stuff r fur 8 yeerolds. ai wuz ‘baressed an ai sed Chocklit Samus wuz mah frend on diss site, an he freeks owt an sez to gitz off ‘meedietly cuz he finks iz chatroom oar sumfin an he sez nebber to talk tu deez peeplz if ai nawt no dem in reel lief.
          .
          iz nawt chatroom iz yootube-esque commintin paeg foar lolz, ‘cept yoo can has cheezfrends and luk at eechuvver’s lolz, an’ iz nicer den yootube, an we can awl akshly spell but chuze nawt 2. bai his reeznin’, iz daynjiris 2 post ‘nonimus commints NEwerez awn internets. he finks he iz protictin meh, but dis site iz saef so long az i doan, liek, inviet peeplz 2 mah house, an ai alreddy no nawt to say stuff ‘bowts mah reel lief to peeplz whu ai doan kno whu dey r. yoo iz nawt dad, yoo heer meh, bruvver? YOO IZ NAWT DAD. he iz sumtiems a sweetie an’ sumtiems nawt. he iz 18 an’ he goez 2 kollij soon.

          • s’OK. but is yew also OlympicLolcat too? or am ai just confused?

          • lunarmommy says:

            wel, i gess iz gud yor bruvver is tryin to portekt yoo. but him aslo sownds kinds bossy. taht iz wut big bruvvers do. my yunger son (12) haz a big bruvver (19)hoo always bosses him arownd. yoo sownd smart: nebber tell peeps your reel name or wher yoo lives an stuff. sum of teh peeps heer gets together in cheezmeets IRL, but tehy iz consentin adults. we luk after teh yunger wuns heer an not lets anywun gib tehm trubble! :D

          • Ambercat says:

            Ai has a big brudder juss lyk taht an Ai am 41! Is juss a big brudder fing. But yu R rite; tihs is a nys site for nys peeps an we R nys to E chudder an eben to teh trolls!. An if sumwun is nawt nys tehy gets toel te lern kwik or leev. An if tehy R rilly nawt nys we tell teh Cheezes an taht maeks it awl bedderer agin. An yu can tell yur brudder taht Hashim an Werdycnan an Fishy kitteh, an prolly sum odders too, r awl unner 18, so tehre!

          • upfi says:

            Bruthas can be a nitemare awn legs, ChocolateSamus. Ai gots 3 of dem. But ai can shout louder dan awl of dem. So dere. Dunt give up and mayke shoore 2 cum here and play wif us when he is nawt watching. U wont cum 2 noe harm here, ai’m shoore of dat.

        • I iz from Olympus!!!1! Zeus iz mai father!!!1! lolz
          by nao I iz fully Enkrishman I has been transporteded to Enkrlish-land wher dey haz teh gentelmen adn teh quiiins adn i very very much likes eet hear!!!1! I lives owtside uv london yes in TTI but mai littrbox is huuuuuuuuge! let meh show it to yoo!

      • Romeow says:

        Fank yew! Dat waz an LOLympic size blessing!
        Rite bak at ya.

      • Tabitha Twitchit says:

        “mai teh road rise up to meet yoo…” *bonk!* Irish blessing=not so great, akshully

  15. jmuhj says:

    Oso Qte kittoon! Gettin’ fangy with it!

  16. rodney dill says:

    “Why does mah DVR still flash 12:00

  17. Mikey T says:

    Looks like Mikey, the blind guy from Big Brother

  18. burfday fairy says:

    heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz an eben teh grumpy ole grampas hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! :D !! heerz homaed chonklit caeks an frooty punch (wif or wifowt metamucil!) an pointy shiny party hats wif pompoms and burfday fettiz for ebreewun!!
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  19. kitteh23 says:

    i luff da grampa kitteh. he giffs me da bess presntz evry year.

  20. nismo says:

    that’s going to be me in 2050: “tele-whatsists??”

  21. sipycup says:

    omg i almost died readin dis dats funny stuff right dere

  22. Elipson25 says:

    omg i lolded till i couldent haz breathing

  23. catcraze97 says:

    my name stitch!


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