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The groundchuck cannawt unnerstand why he dint come back to his prebious lyfe as a phisix professor at Colgate.
Eben bettah! Himz cummin bak as a WOODCHUCK!
Lief is gud!
O hai, woodchuck!!
Ai wuz so hoeping yoo wood turn up fur this wun!
Bettah layt tahn never!
We woodchucks doan get notisst much. An ebereewun wants tu noe hao much wud wii can chuck. I gots bettah tings tu du!
Liek wach teh LOLympics!
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Mical Phelps is so kool.
ai gibs him wood to chuck. den his lief iz gud.
Skottish woodchucks chuck cabers. Yu can see were dey’ve been, coz dey leeve dem in strayt lines by teh side ob teh rowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujpfCRpqkFs
Woodchucks maek mush bettr fizz-iks prufessurz dan hoomins. Adn cuter ones.
Conga-ratshumalaashunz, franki! U gotted teh nawt-sekond spawt!
Anee fots awn hao u wunt 2 selebraat?
Whut drink an dans yu wunt fer sillehbrashun?
Wut am a woodchuk drink ob choyce, we wunders?
Oar hog ob teh grownd eben.
o maebee somefing wif eztrz ov wood rozzin? Laik Gaetraed?
or methyl alcohol
Uhhh… hows abowt wood alkyhol??
Is teh onlee fing Ai can fink ob.
NOES! Beer! Is whut tehy drink in Phunxatawney ware teh growndhog libs.
Ahh teh Phunxitawnee Pilsner.
Yuengling lager.
Ai growed up in Pencil Vaneya.
Adn a good thot it waz
dis iz\nt kitteh.
ai no cares. dis site nawt exclusives, it maeks lol-EVERYTINGS.
Haw du yu noe it wozzunt a kitteh dat woz reinkarnaytud?
oh hai! conga-rats foat yur nowt secund! yoo has teh fursts! I seez sow manee peeps foar teh furst tyme!!! Iz it cause I uzually has teh sleeps dis tyme? hmmm may-be I haz teh sleeps awl teh tymes!!!1!
diz appoyntmint – I haz it
Izzit a dentist appoyntment oar a doktor appoyntment? (Adn iffen teh latter, Doktor Who?)
inna preveeus life
*pokes nose into air*
Does I smell cheezburger?
oh yeshhh!!! but… in dis laif cheez is teh ray-carnation uv … ermmm…. mar…mar….marmelayd adn beeef iz teh ray-carnation uv tomatos…. so yoo haz teh surprises with da flavors…. let meh show dem too yoo!
Waol, ifn da growndhawg can haz Growndhawt Dai, n we naow noez dat HappyCat can haz Lolpic Dai, den kin we chaynj da hollydai from Feb 2 to Aug 8? Wee cood awl gavvur rownd HappyCat urlee n da moarnin, n win himz gitz owt uv himz cat-bed — ifn himz smelz cheezburgerz itz gunna b uh nys fawl n wintur, but ifn himz nawt smelz cheezburgerz himz goez bak 2 bed n itz gunna b uh koald, koald fawl n wintur…
Iz tihs Philadelphia?
On teh hole, wuddint yoo rathur b thair?
2 gitz to Philly U shudda terned left @ Albakerkie!!
Der ubber guy sez rite. Well, iffen yu goe far enuff, I gess it duzn’t matter.
Awl roads leeds 2 Allbakerkie????
Once I met a man hoo cudn’t gets bak hoam in himz car cuz hiz bwinker wuz stuk on left tern, so he cud’n tern rite!!…. Pore gai!!!
Shud hab made a rite at Albakirkee.
Depends iffs u was cumin frum teh Norf or teh Souf.
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Unless diz iz sum moobie reference dat I’z nawt kno bout.
Teh Philadelphia ref iz REEL owld (growndhawg daa), n teh Albakirkee ref iz frum vaudeville n owld moobeez.
Ai did lub teh moobee “Growndhawg Daa” tho.
O hai! Ai’ve bin wundering about “shudda turned left at Albuquerque” fur a vereee loang taim – so finallee ai luked it up.
It’s – TA DAAAAAAHHH!! Bug Bunnee!!
www. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herr_Meets_Hare
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herr_Meets_Hare
There! shud bee bedder nao.
Ohai Janet!
Fanky 4 dat infoe bowt Herr Meetz Hare! I nawt b noein bowt dat wun, oar da fakt dat it b da nawt-sekkund tym Bugs yoozded da frayz “I *NOO* I shooda taykin dat left tern at Albakurkee”
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Itz awn U-Toob awlsew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnZkTUNBzW0
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Az awlwaiz, dis wun can haz da prysliss lynz:
Bugs: “Do ya think he’ll catch me, Doc?”
Goering: “Do I think he’ll catch you? Why, he’ll have you back here faster than you can say ‘Schicklgruber’!”
doez yoo mean Buggy Bunnee?! oh noes!!!1! gow awai!!! DO NOT WANT!!!
JanetCanHas4KittehsAnd4CheezburgersFoarEach I left you an answer to your question about yur curiocities in teh “grampa kitteh” lolcat
ohai OL, ai been seein yer commintz……. but ai haz tew sai dat ob awl teh qwilt skwares dat are ranumleee issued, yers is teh gorgus!!!!
hai jamamamama-mia-maomao-mama-mia-mao-mao- {danses own teh floors reelee fast} – kitty
Thx yoo foar teh gud words!
beeeee el zeeee bub!!
yoo knows teh song rite? I was scareded that peeps might fink I gotted mad cause of teh dops!!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8WxVyG8Kg
Bohemian Rhapsody is teh beteresterest but the one I waz refering to its another one but can’t find it… it reelee goes mama-mia-maomao
teh end ob dis song dey duz dat………
mamamia mamamia mamamia let me go
beee elze bub
blah blah blah
acshualy i heard eet bai a commedian so might nowt acshually be a known song!
okz! iz anudder song about yoo den!!!
oh
a song by Cween singing mamamia……. funnneeeeee
Iz sawn bai groop calld Queen. Day stahrted in teh 70′s adn tehn teh leed song-dood daid.
Queen + Paul Rodgers iz commin awt wif new CD sun.
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“Nofin reely madderz. Ennywun kin c,
nufin reely madders. Nuffin rilly madderz 2 mii.”
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Queen ftw!!
teh yew toooob ob it is up ubuv inna fred……. ai nebber reeelized him had such an obberbyte.
ZOMGG adn Cheez’n'krackerz!! Joo gais hadz 2 luuk that up!?!?
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Did joo haz depribded kittenhood wif noe Bugsyeh Bunyeh?
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Umnija… umminjambubble… humjimmanagable… I can’t eben FINCK ov it!
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*Shakes hed az heh wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
Ohai woozled! I nawt neadid 2 luk dat up, but Janet lukded up da kartune wif da nawt-sekkund tym Bugs Bunny seddit. I dint noez it kaymded frum uh WWII-eruh kartune — wun dat ebben hadded Hitler n Goering innit!
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I awlsew can haz uh nekty IRL dat haz Bugs n Daffy onnit wif Bugs saiyin “da lyn” — awlwaiz gitz laffs!!
Oh woozled – ai am so sorreee to dis appoynt yoo!
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Yes, ai did hav a deprived child hood! There ar so menee things laik this taht ai dont know – taht ebreewun else seems to.
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ai reelee has to struggul sumtaims to keep up! But ai noe SOOOO much moar nao than wehn ai started poasting heer! Yoo wudn’t beleeve wath ai dint noe then!
Oh, JCH4K, iz otay, it warr suprizez nawt dizappoynmints. {{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
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Mai braymes iz full ov teh uzeless inphormashun…
Like Kieth Moon went to CC about 4 yeerz afturr ‘Momma’ Cass Elliot went to CC…adn from the ezzact saym room (in Hairy Nilsson’z Mayfair (Lundun, TTI) house (Hairy soalded it soom afturr).
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Adn in “Teh Woozled ov Awz” Jack Haley (Tin Hyoomin)’s voyce wuz nawt heerd awn “Weez Orf Too See The Woozled”… it were Buddyeh Ebsen (original Tin Hyoomin)’s voice.
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Adn tehre iz 216 nuudlez in a can ov the Cambulz ChikkyDoodle Soop.
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Adn Nabisco’z Win wif teh “Uneeda” Bikskit spawnded a cupple ovver fings taht werr Failz… Itsagood Soop adn Uwanta Beer.
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Stuff lyke that.
LOl! woozled! Ai just roted yoo a sort ov longish replai heer – an tehn mai cat Barney jumped up an erayseded it!
An ai cant redo it rite nao becuz – fur reezons ai will say tomorrow – ai must go to bed nao.
But – ai think it iz quite wunderfl to hav a brayne full ov uzeless inphormashuns!
Moar laytur!
Iz a Rodint? Tell me iz not troo!
Yes, you am now rodentia.
Yeh, but nawt wun ob doze egg-stinkt 10′ rowdents. (Doze wud be cool tu hab az pets, but yu’d goe thru a lot ob sunflower seeds adn teh exercise wheel wud be hooooge!)
Yes, butts a Rodint Rhodes Scholar frum Rhodesia.
Iz nawt awl bad.
Unles him Rhodesian Rhodekill.
Seconds earlier, hims was Rhodesian Ridgeback…OMG a car iz coming!
concat….congra…..i gr8t .you has not secund frankie.Dance an drinks yer choise
I knewed I shoulda maked the left at Aleberkerky.
rodent missed getting stoned by “that” much.
lolz Can I haz only teh carnation frum teh ray-carnation?
nowt dat I mynd but if teh ray givs meh teh X den….. ouch!
Wut!?!?! I are a woodchuk!?!?!?!
Noes, a growndhoggy. Izzit spring yet?
Itz almost fall an I haz wood taht needz 2 be chucked 4 teh fyreplase!
Hao much wood?
as much as he can chuck
Taht iz .. if he wood, or cood …chuck wood.
Mebee a Gofur?
I’m awlrite! Doan nobuddee wurree bowt me…
caddyshack ref FTW!!!
Happi Caturday, ebberiwun!
Sadly, it are almost ober.
Maaking eb’ree moment preshus!
Upfi… wud u liek 2 dans?
Nobodee haz dun anee dans 4 frankie!
Hao abowt wee waltz arownd teh graabyard liek tehre wuz no 2-morrow?!
I will danses wif u, FreeLion.
Ummm. Has we met?
Tehn do teh Monstr Mash, coz its a graveyard smash.
But anodder one comes nekst week!
naot so gret akshully
IT’S TEH ZOMBIEFRED!! ZOMG RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!111
pet cemetary is tru!!!! ahhhhhhhh run fo jor libes!!
Why iz it dat eberytiem peeps b membering past libes,
everyone waz famous?
Duz onwee teh famous ones get recycled?
ai wuz nebbr faemuss in past-laif. I fink mehbee I been a buncha diffrint amminulz tho. I knoez hao to zpeek amminul.
ohay I tried to post this earlier, but it didn’t post b/c it’s a link… but try this….
http : // www . petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=11580679
*sigh* nebburmaind. it nawt pozty eethur. owell.
Wierdpretzl noms kommentz wif linkiez in dem. Pleh.
fine, goez to petfinder and enter pet ID 11580679. THERE. watch the video. Dat ar QueenKatie.
testing………
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1695830
ohai elfi……….. usully iffn yew take teh h t t p : / / off yer link nawt second it wud post……. aifinkso (usully)
sry nawt to cormfuse……….. den it puts it bak on again
ai had tew add teh w w w. after ai removed teh h t t p : / /
Don wurry. Mai maum finks ai wuz Jewish, Chinese, adn a kitteh in past libes. Ai agwee wif teh kitteh part.
Mebee Fred wazn’t nice to liddle creatures,
so he came bak as one?
hiz karma ran ober hiz woodchuk?
Dis nawt Chuck, dis iz Fred.
Wudfred?
Wilfred?
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Wil Fred beee anee nic r in hiz noo life?
Noo fred?
If ai were gonna re-in carnate, ai wud probly pick a noo name
LIke
Ashton
Beetljuice
Corleone
Dominique
E…
eleanor
fredericka
grace
f….
helen
)
igor
jamamakitty (
k….
Karyssa
Leonina
Morris
N
N00b
Oskar
Pawpaw
Qwincy
R…
Rosebud
Samwise
Tenny’s son
U . . .
Umberto
Veronika
Wallee
X…
x calibur
yvonne
zorro
ta da!!!
I can come back as “Ta Da?” WANT! ffr
ohai fifi!! dat cud be yer “alter ego”…. yew cud login as “TA DA” win you wants to go incognito
Kirk, Cpt. James Tiberius Jr.
Lithuania
Meerlykat
Norbert
????? Keeping going????
Orlando
Petronius
Quinquin
R. . .
Rainbow
Sister Kate
Teenie
U…
STOP!
nah just jokin go on! NAO!
Ulrika
Veronica
Winifred
X. . .
Xerxes
Yonii
Zillian
Kirk Jr. ??!!??
I fot his bruvver wuz de joonyer.
Oh, he wud come bakk as de joonyer! I unnerstan, nao.
Confuzzlement. Nuffin new fur me!
O I C — fanky 4 da egg-splunayshun, MelONyx!
Turning at Albuquerque… Ur doing it wrong
now THAT’S a five cheezeburger comment!
ffr
very nice
Ohai, jamama.. U sew lucky..sew manee Cheezmeetz!!! An U R good lookin too!! I seed Ur pikshur on Cheezfrenz…Sumdai I hopes to get to sum meetz 2!
Hao menee Cheezmeetz??? Ai seem to bee aut ov teh loupe.
ohai j-pak!! ai shur missed yew while yew wuz gone…. so sry it wuzznt under beddar reezuns
clik on mai name an ai haz mini-blog on mai profyle
Thanks, jamamakitty. It luks laik soo much fun. Ai doo hoep sumday ai can doo it, too!
an ai reelee laik teh mini-blog. Such a gud idea!
ai haz tew gets a liddel smarter do…………tey duzznt allow tew mani werds…sew ai cud continyew on teh next 2 topics wair ai duzznt haz innifing… ai iz lukkin furward tew wen we can leebs msgs fur echudder on ower profyles
Do yoo think we ar gonna be abul to doo that??
An – speeking ov noo things, ai wuz breeflee at teh “matching faces” site. An teh peepl there ar also nawt so nice to wun anodder. Ai don’t understand hao taht cud ahppen. Au wud hav thot that peepl hoo ar attrakted to this plaice wud moastlee bee laik us.
An gud nite!
Ai must go to bed nao – it’z neerlee midnite.
It iz so cleer hao far apart we reelee ar! Sumhao, ai feel a bit sad tonite. Purrphas tomorrow will be bedder.
Nuhnite Janet. Sweet dreems.
*Tuks sawft blankee rown Janet..Puts kitteh beside janet…la la lah and gudnite..sshhh..sshhhh…switces lite off….an tiptoes away…*
Ohai TM, howz yer Hazel baby tewdai?
Mornin Jamamamakitty
Is early oclock heer.
Hazel Jess ousted me frum mah bed…. she are sprawled unner teh qwilt wiv just her nose pokin out
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She dooin okay. Fankfully is not nastee bad ,juss allergy. But she beein berry brave an lettin me comb an brush her.
Back to Dr lady on Wensday for stitches owt, an maybee blud tests for antibodies.
Ifinkso she will haz more steroids an antybiottiks den.
I has changed her diet too. She are loosin a bit ob weight which is a gud fing..
How teh Sweet mamakitty?
ai am glad tew hear herz doin beddar………. ai had a fren wif a goggie lergic tew fleeees an himz nose got awl borken out wen himz gots bitten….wen ai had an outdoor goggie ai wud put brewer’s yeast in himz food…..flees not laik dat stuff……(dont fink dusty did ever.
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teh mamakitty is doin gud fur an olde ladeeee kittlin……… we finded a nooo gushi food dat herz laiks but it shur duz stinks!!! herz rite beside me onna back ob teh couch lukkin out in teh darkness (nawt full ob starz tewnite…we had teh rains tewday) ai finely finded herz noo hidin plais. cuppla times ai cudden find her atall …….. but her cubber is blown nao
Cuppla times dis week I cuddent find Hazel.
I stood onna patteeo an called an called. Finally her liddle nose an wiskers poked out frum unner teh shed.She wuz flat on her belleh gettin owt frum under
She seems to like dark an enclosed spaces at teh momunt.Prolly makes her feel safe.
Her noo faveerit spot wen I ar on teh pyooter is rite against teh moniter-she so funneh!! I has to makle her shimmy along the desk a bit or I
cant see
Has rained non-stop heer for days. Wuz spozed to be doin a bootsale tewday,but it ar too wet underfoot. Teh car wud sink i teh field prolly.
Gib teh mamakitty a snorgle anna schmoo frum me
an we haz teh snoorgles n schmoos bak yer wai {{{tidmum n hazel}}} we are goin tew bed nao….. see yew layter
Nite nite {{{{Jamamakitty an Mamakitty}}}}
*Pulls sawt blankee wiv Kitteh paws on it ober Jamamakitty
an Mamakitty..tuks dem in tite..la la lah an gudnite..tiptoes away..switch off lites..*
Sweet dreems
teh linkie jus belowwwwww is teh wun fur yew, J-pak!
Thanks jamamkitty! Ai found it. an ai eben comminted.
But WP seems to hav eeten it!
lots ob teh angreeee peeps out der! iz berry sad
but ai wuz hopin yew wud cum bak cus ai haz a nomilishus video fur yew tew wach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LgDjU1jGs
Mercy! *fanning self furiously* Duz teh nawty barn have a stable?
I don’t think he’ll go without hiz horse!
ffr *fsf*
duz a barn……….. hmmm i noes der is a similee tew teh bare saga
fifi! Teh Nawtee Barn haz room fur fiev animuls.
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Currentlee Pentunia, Bodice Ripper (BR) an mai Unique Orn liv there, an wun iz reserved fur Kafleen teh Dawn Key fur wehn she is tyred.
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But tath leeves wun emptee! so – ai guess he cud com an visit!
Ohai JCH4oooK!!
why iz it called da naughty barn?
doez naughty people goez dier?
iz jus’ wunduring…
ai duz hazza sad bout teh folks who libs tew far tew bisit fur awhile……..
U r a gud cheezfren! No need fer de blushyfayse! We lubs u jamamakitty!
fanks sweetieeeee! ai haz such funs on dis site……..did ai ebber tell yew ai lurve dots……….. wai, yesh ai do!!
wuts new wif yew? ai bin hidin inna hous wile teh werkers be makin mai bakyard nice…………… dey put inna posts fur teh big trellis tewday
nex week dey shud put teh pavers in an mai liddel wall……. ai iz sew lukkin furward tew puttin teh pots n plants outside an startin teh vines up teh trellis posts
Nuffin new. Mai kidlets goes back 2 skool next week. I haz de mixed feelings abowt dat. I finkso I will be lukkin fur a jawb, adn I haz de mixed feelins bowt dat, too! Yur backyard will b byootimuss, I finkso!
innyfing wud be beddar dan wuttit wuz……….. is onleee postage stamp (lawn mowin….. ai duz not need tew) but teh lady ai bot teh place frum did nuffin wiffit……. grabbel n beauty bark……. ai am lukkin furward tew habbin sumfin nais tew luk at an maybee ai will wants tew sits outside – wif a liddel privacy frum mai close naybors
will be kwiet round yer hous nex week…….. mebbe a part time job wudden be a bad fing?
I moobed into a new develupmint. Mai bakyard iz priddee big, but it onlee hazza tree innit. A berri small tree.
Plans, I must mayk dem.
Part-time won’t be a bad fing, no. I just hazzent werked newar but doin momstuff at hoem fur awlmost a yeer nao. Iz kinda skeery adn eggsitin awl at wuns, u noes?
eben wen ai had mai big haus before ai downsizzled ai had lots ob plants in teh pots……can move em eeezy
ai always werked…….. but ai nebber had teh kiddlets at home wif ter liddel birdie moufs open…… feed me…..feed me
but ai finkso yew will enjoy gettin out n about……… den ai will retire an ai kin stay home sum wen aim not trabelin buyin beads, werkin on genealology, an meetin cheezpeeps
chuckie sings spamalot
“aim nawt ded yet…”
tihs is obbviusslee Not Dead Fred teh Woodchuckie
dead peeps! i see dead peeps!
Tho, teknikullee, comin bak az anuvver speeshees iz teh tranzmaigrayshun, nawt read-in-car-nation.
i walk agayn, a hamster upon da mere mortals!
dats funny, never seen a server taek a baff before!
Pizmo Beetsh?
*weeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek weeeeek*
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O Hai! Cheezfrends! I needs a carrut – I gets grouchy ifs I donut get mah errly murning carrut…
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carrut…carrut…CARRUT…CARRRRUUUUUTTTTTT!!!11!!!1!
heer piggeh, heer piggeh, heerz a delishus carrut all fur u. enjoi-joi!!!
*sniff sniff…OOMM NOM NOM NOM*
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*crunch crunch crunch*
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mmm fank you Africat! Ai feels much betteh nao!
u r mostest welcom!!!
Punxatawney Phil poppez hims hed aowt afture awl hims tunnelyng afture
GrowndHaugg Daiy;
Hims sez: “Wowsurs, iyt ar tuu eerlee foar Hawlloweens; Ai bees bak iyn Oktohbur!”
Once again, genius has struck. Thank you.
That reminds me of Harry Potter. Then again, everything does.