reenkarnashun
reenkarnashun not as fred espectd
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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The groundchuck cannawt unnerstand why he dint come back to his prebious lyfe as a phisix professor at Colgate.
Eben bettah! Himz cummin bak as a WOODCHUCK!
Lief is gud!
O hai, woodchuck!!
Ai wuz so hoeping yoo wood turn up fur this wun!
Bettah layt tahn never!
We woodchucks doan get notisst much. An ebereewun wants tu noe hao much wud wii can chuck. I gots bettah tings tu du!
Liek wach teh LOLympics!
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Mical Phelps is so kool.
ai gibs him wood to chuck. den his lief iz gud.
Skottish woodchucks chuck cabers. Yu can see were dey’ve been, coz dey leeve dem in strayt lines by teh side ob teh rowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujpfCRpqkFs
Woodchucks maek mush bettr fizz-iks prufessurz dan hoomins. Adn cuter ones.
Conga-ratshumalaashunz, franki! U gotted teh nawt-sekond spawt!
Anee fots awn hao u wunt 2 selebraat?
Whut drink an dans yu wunt fer sillehbrashun?
Wut am a woodchuk drink ob choyce, we wunders?
Oar hog ob teh grownd eben.
o maebee somefing wif eztrz ov wood rozzin? Laik Gaetraed?
or methyl alcohol
Uhhh… hows abowt wood alkyhol??
Is teh onlee fing Ai can fink ob.
NOES! Beer! Is whut tehy drink in Phunxatawney ware teh growndhog libs.
Ahh teh Phunxitawnee Pilsner.
Yuengling lager.
Ai growed up in Pencil Vaneya.
Adn a good thot it waz
dis iz\nt kitteh.
ai no cares. dis site nawt exclusives, it maeks lol-EVERYTINGS.
Haw du yu noe it wozzunt a kitteh dat woz reinkarnaytud?
oh hai! conga-rats foat yur nowt secund! yoo has teh fursts! I seez sow manee peeps foar teh furst tyme!!! Iz it cause I uzually has teh sleeps dis tyme? hmmm may-be I haz teh sleeps awl teh tymes!!!1!
diz appoyntmint - I haz it
Izzit a dentist appoyntment oar a doktor appoyntment? (Adn iffen teh latter, Doktor Who?)
inna preveeus life
*pokes nose into air*
Does I smell cheezburger?
oh yeshhh!!! but… in dis laif cheez is teh ray-carnation uv … ermmm…. mar…mar….marmelayd adn beeef iz teh ray-carnation uv tomatos…. so yoo haz teh surprises with da flavors…. let meh show dem too yoo!
Waol, ifn da growndhawg can haz Growndhawt Dai, n we naow noez dat HappyCat can haz Lolpic Dai, den kin we chaynj da hollydai from Feb 2 to Aug 8? Wee cood awl gavvur rownd HappyCat urlee n da moarnin, n win himz gitz owt uv himz cat-bed — ifn himz smelz cheezburgerz itz gunna b uh nys fawl n wintur, but ifn himz nawt smelz cheezburgerz himz goez bak 2 bed n itz gunna b uh koald, koald fawl n wintur…
Iz tihs Philadelphia?
On teh hole, wuddint yoo rathur b thair?
2 gitz to Philly U shudda terned left @ Albakerkie!!
Der ubber guy sez rite. Well, iffen yu goe far enuff, I gess it duzn’t matter.
Awl roads leeds 2 Allbakerkie????
Once I met a man hoo cudn’t gets bak hoam in himz car cuz hiz bwinker wuz stuk on left tern, so he cud’n tern rite!!…. Pore gai!!!
Shud hab made a rite at Albakirkee.
Depends iffs u was cumin frum teh Norf or teh Souf.
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Unless diz iz sum moobie reference dat I’z nawt kno bout.
Teh Philadelphia ref iz REEL owld (growndhawg daa), n teh Albakirkee ref iz frum vaudeville n owld moobeez.
Ai did lub teh moobee “Growndhawg Daa” tho.
O hai! Ai’ve bin wundering about “shudda turned left at Albuquerque” fur a vereee loang taim - so finallee ai luked it up.
It’s - TA DAAAAAAHHH!! Bug Bunnee!!
http://www. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herr_Meets_Hare
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herr_Meets_Hare
There! shud bee bedder nao.
Ohai Janet!
Fanky 4 dat infoe bowt Herr Meetz Hare! I nawt b noein bowt dat wun, oar da fakt dat it b da nawt-sekkund tym Bugs yoozded da frayz “I *NOO* I shooda taykin dat left tern at Albakurkee”
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Itz awn U-Toob awlsew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnZkTUNBzW0
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Az awlwaiz, dis wun can haz da prysliss lynz:
Bugs: “Do ya think he’ll catch me, Doc?”
Goering: “Do I think he’ll catch you? Why, he’ll have you back here faster than you can say ‘Schicklgruber’!”
doez yoo mean Buggy Bunnee?! oh noes!!!1! gow awai!!! DO NOT WANT!!!
JanetCanHas4KittehsAnd4CheezburgersFoarEach I left you an answer to your question about yur curiocities in teh “grampa kitteh” lolcat
ohai OL, ai been seein yer commintz……. but ai haz tew sai dat ob awl teh qwilt skwares dat are ranumleee issued, yers is teh gorgus!!!!
hai jamamamama-mia-maomao-mama-mia-mao-mao- {danses own teh floors reelee fast} - kitty
Thx yoo foar teh gud words!
beeeee el zeeee bub!!
yoo knows teh song rite? I was scareded that peeps might fink I gotted mad cause of teh dops!!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8WxVyG8Kg
Bohemian Rhapsody is teh beteresterest but the one I waz refering to its another one but can’t find it… it reelee goes mama-mia-maomao
teh end ob dis song dey duz dat………
mamamia mamamia mamamia let me go
beee elze bub
blah blah blah
acshualy i heard eet bai a commedian so might nowt acshually be a known song!
okz! iz anudder song about yoo den!!!
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a song by Cween singing mamamia……. funnneeeeee
Iz sawn bai groop calld Queen. Day stahrted in teh 70’s adn tehn teh leed song-dood daid.
Queen + Paul Rodgers iz commin awt wif new CD sun.
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“Nofin reely madderz. Ennywun kin c,
nufin reely madders. Nuffin rilly madderz 2 mii.”
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Queen ftw!!
teh yew toooob ob it is up ubuv inna fred……. ai nebber reeelized him had such an obberbyte.
ZOMGG adn Cheez’n'krackerz!! Joo gais hadz 2 luuk that up!?!?
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Did joo haz depribded kittenhood wif noe Bugsyeh Bunyeh?
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Umnija… umminjambubble… humjimmanagable… I can’t eben FINCK ov it!
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*Shakes hed az heh wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
Ohai woozled! I nawt neadid 2 luk dat up, but Janet lukded up da kartune wif da nawt-sekkund tym Bugs Bunny seddit. I dint noez it kaymded frum uh WWII-eruh kartune — wun dat ebben hadded Hitler n Goering innit!
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I awlsew can haz uh nekty IRL dat haz Bugs n Daffy onnit wif Bugs saiyin “da lyn” — awlwaiz gitz laffs!!
Oh woozled - ai am so sorreee to dis appoynt yoo!
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Yes, ai did hav a deprived child hood! There ar so menee things laik this taht ai dont know - taht ebreewun else seems to.
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ai reelee has to struggul sumtaims to keep up! But ai noe SOOOO much moar nao than wehn ai started poasting heer! Yoo wudn’t beleeve wath ai dint noe then!
Oh, JCH4K, iz otay, it warr suprizez nawt dizappoynmints. {{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
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Mai braymes iz full ov teh uzeless inphormashun…
Like Kieth Moon went to CC about 4 yeerz afturr ‘Momma’ Cass Elliot went to CC…adn from the ezzact saym room (in Hairy Nilsson’z Mayfair (Lundun, TTI) house (Hairy soalded it soom afturr).
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Adn in “Teh Woozled ov Awz” Jack Haley (Tin Hyoomin)’s voyce wuz nawt heerd awn “Weez Orf Too See The Woozled”… it were Buddyeh Ebsen (original Tin Hyoomin)’s voice.
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Adn tehre iz 216 nuudlez in a can ov the Cambulz ChikkyDoodle Soop.
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Adn Nabisco’z Win wif teh “Uneeda” Bikskit spawnded a cupple ovver fings taht werr Failz… Itsagood Soop adn Uwanta Beer.
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Stuff lyke that.
LOl! woozled! Ai just roted yoo a sort ov longish replai heer - an tehn mai cat Barney jumped up an erayseded it!
An ai cant redo it rite nao becuz - fur reezons ai will say tomorrow - ai must go to bed nao.
But - ai think it iz quite wunderfl to hav a brayne full ov uzeless inphormashuns!
Moar laytur!
Iz a Rodint? Tell me iz not troo!
Yes, you am now rodentia.
Yeh, but nawt wun ob doze egg-stinkt 10′ rowdents. (Doze wud be cool tu hab az pets, but yu’d goe thru a lot ob sunflower seeds adn teh exercise wheel wud be hooooge!)