Comments on: facelift kitteh

By: Arwen

Arwen — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:21:05 +0000

Catz is not toys for hoomans!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:04:01 +0000

Kitteh naut bein harmed – juz plaied wit an pozzed fur pichur. Be ok

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:02:10 +0000

An luk at pasizhun of hanz in pichur, in bakgroun

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:07:09 +0000

Tanks! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai hoeps ai seez gud noos soon!

Awlso – ai didn see furst post about lozing kitteh – but kitteh iz goin trai cum hoem….so check possibul trails tu hoem, naut juz wuds.

Oh…diz storee haz me heart….

Taek image ub kitteh in ur mind with “Where?? an offer up to G-d/Ceiling cat….az prayer. An be stihl az possibull so anser ken cum tu you.

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:38:32 +0000

Ai coem bak hear tu fanks ew fur remine meh der grater fings dat can halp. Iz bery gud tu rembemerer. {{{{JAJEH}}}}
Ai hops ew coem bak an sees! (Ai tri tu catsh ew on ober freds tu!)

By: tigs

tigs — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:55:07 +0000

this one is toooo funny

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:35:14 +0000

lol! Ai lykz dat commurshul. She iz funnee laydee, n willun to mayk fun of herselfz.

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:31:30 +0000

plz tu nawt be unobservant, kittee iz nawt beyun strayngulld, iz beyun stroakd

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:58:06 +0000

Hai, ar own deer woozled! Ai wuz just going to bed an stopped bai – ai don’t know wai! And there yoo ar!

Ai do hoep yoo will have moar taim to com bak soon. Yoo hav bin missed! But ai wuz just goan to jermanee fur too weeks – an hav had odder personal problims, so ai havn’t bin heer laytely as much az ai wud laik, either.

But ai’m glad taht yoo doo luuk – and just know taht yoo ar reelee reelee mist! An pleez hurree bak!

{{{{{woozled}}}}} SO NICE TO SEE YOO!!!!!

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:51:22 +0000

Ohai JCH4K!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
Iz teh regglur woozled…. ‘cept at teh werk (pleh) adn nawt hoam… iz just that mai email/password taht ai uzeded wehn ai started poasting az ‘woozled’ iz nawt eezee 2 m’membner, adn ai wanted 2 poast wun dai at wurk, soe ai hads 2 maek up a noo wun, but ai awlsoe wanted teh cheezfrens 2 now it wur meh.
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Troo ai haz nawt been araownd much… at leest 2 poast. bin beriberiberi bizee at werk (08:00 – 00:30, what a piker ai am) adn hoam 2, just have nawt had tyme to get into teh poasting… but ai doo luuk @ teh lolcat pics adn miss joo gaiz!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:46:21 +0000

you shouldnt insult teh poor kitteh like dat.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:45:40 +0000

Joan River Kitteh axe u for deh interviewz!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:35:48 +0000

Cum tuu fink ovvit, her duz kynda luuk liek taht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Brent J.

Brent J. — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:52:33 +0000

if Nancee Puhlosee wuz lolcat.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:06:33 +0000

Bow-tocks baybe. Pointii stylii!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:37:20 +0000

Doo yoo know verree menee chemists? Ai meen, doo teh two ov yoo eber mix? Although ackshullee yoo an Jennifur ar teh awnlee Biologists ai know! But yoo ar bof tons o’fun !!

About Germanee – mixed reviews! Ai’m going to rite a sort of groop letter wif moar details. An yoo will ov corse get wun. Ai’m still enormouslee sad. But it wuz also wunderful so see so menee ov mai frenz.

An – well – moar in teh letter!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:23:18 +0000

oh yes, ai had a gud time. teh biolologists might be more fun, on average, becuz they are closer to the animals.

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:12:54 +0000

Ai wants tu! Olympics iz grate funz!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:41:08 +0000

oh, an aslo, if yoo luks reely REELY klose, yoo see taht teh hoomin’s hands are
kurled up NEX to teh kitteh’s nek an not arownd it.

By: DameJanetOfCheezland

DameJanetOfCheezland — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:40:02 +0000

*fingurs crossed*

This iz mai odder self! Ai uzed a different email wif it – an ai think taht iz wai it hazn’t shown up.

But taht wuz hours ago. Ai dont think it iz coming bak!

Ai sed “PHILIPPE! Ai am so glad to see yoo. Ai dint know where yoo were an wuz about to ask sumwun!

An did yoo hav at gud taim at teh sine tist con fur ants? Ai met a lot ov sine tists wehn ai wuz in Stuttgart. Awl ov teh Chemists. An ai hav konkooded tath taht iz a verree stranj breed ov peepl! LOL!

Ai think Bioloigists/Zoologists must bee much moar fun! ”

Sumthing cloas to that! LOL again.

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:36:57 +0000

*ahem* important annownsmint frum teh burfday fairy *ahem*
teh burfday fairy wishes to annowns taht she wil begin gibbing teh burfday wishes on teh FIRD LOL ob teh day (not cownting teh voting fings). dis iz bekaws by teh time teh burfday fairy gets arownd to it, teh nawt-sekond lol haz been left in teh dust an no wun iz lukin at it anymore. aslo, furd is eezier to tipe tahn nawt-sekond. so frum now on, luk at teh FURD LOL ob teh day (not kowntin voting lolz) for yor burfday greetings!
fank you.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:31:44 +0000

klarificashun: i haz acheeved dis effekt wif teh stroking backwurds on teh face. not wif teh plastik surjree.

By: phillipedbeaker

phillipedbeaker — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:30:59 +0000

yew has an otter self? yew has a normal self !!?? that’s rare around these parts.
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ai wuz wundering how yer trip to Germany wuz, and how you’re doing.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:30:50 +0000

see my reeply to jules, abuv. i haz acheeved dis effekt many times wif my kittehs. tehy akshully luv it.

By: phillipedbeaker

phillipedbeaker — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:29:39 +0000

o-k. ai only askeded about the behaving part aowt of a sense of duty. ai alreddy noed the answer be4 ai asked. pretty much. ai mean, it wuzn’t like there wuz cobwebs all ober teh door of the nawty barn. nope.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:29:28 +0000

if yoo’ve nebber stroked backwurds on your kitteh’s face to gib him/hur teh eerless-facelift luk, yoo’ve nebber reelly petted a kitteh. most kittehs luv dis.

By: littlebunny

littlebunny — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:23:21 +0000

not a good pix, kitten is obviously being strangled. lolpix should not be allowed if animal is being harmed

By: littlebunny

littlebunny — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:19:14 +0000

No you are not the only kill-joy, cause I saw it too, lolcat pix are not funny if the cat is being harmed

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:17:31 +0000

Mmmm…..she cuddnt be lukkin strange becuz someune is pulling back on her headskin and flattening ears wit tumbs????

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:54:13 +0000

One more thing – try not to think too much! Keep your conscious mind as quiet as possible xcept for a picture of your cat and just go where your feet direct you.

Hope this works!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:45:25 +0000

LOLZ!!!!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:27:13 +0000

Next tiem u go out, ask St. Anthony (of Padua) th help you find lost kitty, to lead you to kitty. Then follow your instincts – gut feelings
(Tony, Tony look around, somethings lost that must be found.”)

I kep seeing him unner bushes before ai knew he waz lost in woods.

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:24:00 +0000

awe wayz room fur da Kafleen!
*snorgles up nex ta sof donkee noes.*

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:18:03 +0000

OMG TU FUNNIES!!!
Ai needs laff todae. Fank you Owl and GremElen!

By: zippercat

zippercat — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:17:41 +0000

Oh, rhsb – we downt noes eech udders, butt, can ai gibs u a hugs and purrs?

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:17:15 +0000

Wel, synce teh kitteh ar jes a bebbeh, mebbee az her groes up adn geyts bygger, her eise adn fayce will bees moar prohpoarshunal tuu her hed….. adn thens her wil luuk moar noarmul;

Her bees soe teenee tinee afture awl; aminule bebbehs gehnrully luuk soe awkwurd adn wif biggure heds adn huuge pawses;

Adn hers famblee muste luuve hers veree muches ennewaiy!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:15:57 +0000

Fur wad is wurf, ai tink he’s der, an heers u, bud iz unner sum buzhes an afraid tu come out cuz of hurtee in back leg.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:12:33 +0000

Memmer, eff he be hurt, he prollee hiding

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:12:22 +0000

I agree – kittehs shud nawt hab plastik surgery. Teh floof hides awl teh wrinkles ennyway.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:12:10 +0000

An ai missed yoo a lot!

An ai just luv Romeow hugs! Becuz he iz nawt awnlee teh koolest kitteh EBER, he iz also teh moast romantical, an strong, an a reelee gud danser – but just about ebreething ene gurlkitteh cud pawssiblee want!

An thanks so much fur teh welcom bak! Ai saw teh reelee nice partee awn teh 5th, but alas, ai dint eben get hoam until neerlee midnite!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:10:47 +0000

Oh hai zeseinaj!
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Todai iz also TJ’s (El Tigre Jefe de Casa Grande) second birfdai!
Hims iz our liddle doofus boi wif 2 powar packs. He hasn’t showed enny signs of slowing down yet!
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Nice to meet u {{{{{zeseinaj}}}}}

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:08:54 +0000

Mah midnight haf dis toy tu. He nawt pway wif toys gud. He wans ta go outside an pway wif chimpieonks, birbies an bunnehs.

gremlin ew stil hab big pertteh ornanj kitteh what go campin wif ew? Did ew tak kitteh campin?

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:04:46 +0000

no he nawt coem hoem yet. We still lukin fur each uber. Ai try tabe pashunt an nawt cry awe da time ne moer. but stil go in woods ebery nite afer wurk to call kitteh, kitteh.
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Bery sweet ub u to axe.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:51:36 +0000

oh, dats gud to know I can take Romeow for a croos around teh danse floor aftur all!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:47:17 +0000

Bery well dun! It habs teh phunney!
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By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:37:41 +0000

Yes, yes she/he IZ!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:36:09 +0000

Dat’s rite, Janet!
Sumtiems, u needz a beeg, strong, floofy, gentlekitteh to do sumpfing, and Romeow is heer fur dat. Romeow iz very romantical, but strong enuff to kik sum bootee iffs a meen kitteh cums round.
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Romeow can’t drive, so wen a kitteh needs get outta teh shelter, Colleen duz dat.
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Welcum bak, Janet!
*Romeow gibs a gentle shmoo onna cheek*
*He can’t help himself and wraps hims beeg floofy arms round Janet fur a BEEG HUG*
We missed U!

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:36:07 +0000

meh goes nom nom nao get a strong foar teh olympic winses!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:35:31 +0000

Halp! Ai went to teh site – an dint know waht to doo wif it? Hao duz it werk? Where too yoo put teh text?

Ai luked around an then gibbed up!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:25:46 +0000

????? Doo yoo meen Tribble???