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but awl da udder kittehs r gittin it done.
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WHATS JOAN RIVERS DOIN ON ICHC ?
HAPPI NAWT- SEKOND WDZ !
…or Greta Susteren
“aohai, dun be worrie. dis fayce seed moar nives dan a Benyhana!”
LOLZ, m21k!
Oar Jocelyn Wildenstein… shee b SKAREEE!!
Hai woozled at work! ai hav bin goan fur a wile. Ar yoo ar regular “woozled?” Wif a slite nayme chanj??
Oar an entirelee noo woozled??
Ai know SJ had to become “Matoonie” fur various reezons. So sumtaimes, ai guess, wun just has to ask!
Ohai JCH4K!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
Iz teh regglur woozled…. ‘cept at teh werk (pleh) adn nawt hoam… iz just that mai email/password taht ai uzeded wehn ai started poasting az ‘woozled’ iz nawt eezee 2 m’membner, adn ai wanted 2 poast wun dai at wurk, soe ai hads 2 maek up a noo wun, but ai awlsoe wanted teh cheezfrens 2 now it wur meh.
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Troo ai haz nawt been araownd much… at leest 2 poast. bin beriberiberi bizee at werk (08:00 – 00:30, what a piker ai am) adn hoam 2, just have nawt had tyme to get into teh poasting… but ai doo luuk @ teh lolcat pics adn miss joo gaiz!
Hai, ar own deer woozled!
Ai wuz just going to bed an stopped bai – ai don’t know wai! And there yoo ar!
Ai do hoep yoo will have moar taim to com bak soon. Yoo hav bin missed! But ai wuz just goan to jermanee fur too weeks – an hav had odder personal problims, so ai havn’t bin heer laytely as much az ai wud laik, either.
But ai’m glad taht yoo doo luuk – and just know taht yoo ar reelee reelee mist! An pleez hurree bak!
{{{{{woozled}}}}} SO NICE TO SEE YOO!!!!!
By the way the kitteh’s tung is stuk owt, I finkso kitteh sune be givin sumpin bak ifn she duzn’t getz her munnees bak!
conga-rats for nowt secund! whut wood yoo likes foar drinksies adn dansies?
Lemme c… Drinksies an dansies… Mebbe.. hmm… Orinsh yooz an sum jazzy 2nsies
hear yoo goes! yoo wants teh muzics lauder?
Itteh bitteh lauder, plz
But nawt 2 much, gotsta saev sum 4 nyte-owt
hear yoo goes! doez yoo wants too dans wif meh?
oups yoo iz a man too! dunt get teh rongs ideas
A HA!!
Ai expekt, olympic lolcat, taht WiljamiDzay thot yoo were a gurl. Since abawt 2/3rds ov us heer ar.
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On teh odder hand, having red yur wunderful site, ai thot fur shur yoo were a boikitteh (aka man).
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It iz kind ov fun heer, wehn peepl do nawt hav naymes taht give them away, to trai to guess “what” they ar. Ai laik to think ai can tell bai hao peepl rite – usuallee teh menz doo indeed rite differentlee frum teh wimins. But ai hav bin fooled, too!
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Wud yoo, fur eggs ample, hav thot, if yoo dint know mai nayme, taht ai am NAWT a man? Just inquisitif! ;:-)
I thot Romeow was a boi until her burfdai last month!
And den all I cud think wuz, I remembured saying somthin to ‘him’ once abowt being a gud danser….
But “Romeow” IZ a boi! It’s just Colleen hoo iz nawt! So itz OK!
Dat’s rite, Janet!
Sumtiems, u needz a beeg, strong, floofy, gentlekitteh to do sumpfing, and Romeow is heer fur dat. Romeow iz very romantical, but strong enuff to kik sum bootee iffs a meen kitteh cums round.
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Romeow can’t drive, so wen a kitteh needs get outta teh shelter, Colleen duz dat.
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Welcum bak, Janet!
*Romeow gibs a gentle shmoo onna cheek*
*He can’t help himself and wraps hims beeg floofy arms round Janet fur a BEEG HUG*
We missed U!
oh, dats gud to know I can take Romeow for a croos around teh danse floor aftur all!
An ai missed yoo a lot!
An ai just luv Romeow hugs! Becuz he iz nawt awnlee teh koolest kitteh EBER, he iz also teh moast romantical, an strong, an a reelee gud danser – but just about ebreething ene gurlkitteh cud pawssiblee want!
An thanks so much fur teh welcom bak! Ai saw teh reelee nice partee awn teh 5th, but alas, ai dint eben get hoam until neerlee midnite!
‘Romeow’/Colleen iz wun ub mai bestest (and firstest) frenz awn ICHC. She teh OSSUM!
Yes, yes she/he IZ!!
Akshullee ai habs nawt toeght of olympic lolcat’s jendur.. Ai usuallee finks anneehao dat awlmoest awl teh hoomin in intarwebs iz hoo-MEN
Gud weak-en tu awl
hav yoo seen mai site today? the furst lolcat olympic sports pic must be showing. Pics chang at 12am/pm lolcal times! Todaiz pics iz nowt teh best cause i wants to avoid wasting gud pics in case that teh updated site doed nowt work!
*MAUS-SPEARING*???
doez yoo fink iz nowt funny?
Bery well dun! It habs teh phunney!
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Ohai! Ai nawt seez dis bafor. Iz bery nice! Ai fink be gud we haz place tu haf long fred chatz. Kitteh lieks long freds.
Iz olympic lolcat = maus den. (Ai fink cause of funny picshur.)
nowaiz! I iz definetelytely a cat! LOLz
meh goes nom nom nao get a strong foar teh olympic winses!
Ai wants tu! Olympics iz grate funz!
Ya gots ta keep yur eyes peeled fur da incompetuncy evun in da medikul purrfeshun!
I TINK DIS KITTEHS EYSEZ R PEELED ! (SNERK)
Yu noes wut tehy calls the guy who graderated at de bottom ob the claas at medical skuol? Dey calls him Doctor.
concatulashuns on furthest from bottom spot!
what musiks n drinks do u want?
Astronaut kitteh passes centrifuge test
Manee burgerz for dis one!!! @@@@@@
Eggsellint!!!
BTW Rodney, in a comment long ago you posed the question ‘What’s the difference between a duck?’ I was shocked! That’s been a joke in my family since forever. So, either we’re related somehow or we’ve proven six degrees of separation. Where did you first hear it? And do you know the correct response?
Heard that one myself but I don’t know the answer.
It’s not s’posed to have an answer. like ‘Do you carry your lunch or walk to school?’
Oooh, that’s a good one too!
Meh readed it a WEY bak on Calvin & Hobbes-strip.
C&H? Really? Teh joke predates Calvin & Hobbes by about 20 years. I was but a wee child when my father first posed it to me. The answer is:
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Bar bs gur yrtf vf gur fnzr.
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Decode at http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
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It’s one of those you either get or you don’t. No reflection on anything other than how each individual brain perceives humor. But if it makes you chuckle you are one of the few, weird, and wonderful souls on planet Bizarro!
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I really need to get some sleep!
*Pads back to bed and applies two kittehs to head*
Oops – sawry – nao ai seez iz alreddy ansured. Dat shud teech mii 2 readz ebberything b4 ansuring – but it probly woent!
K. Ai hab thot n thot. Ai jus don geddit. Koudz sumwun splane dis joke in wurds uv wun sillybubble? Kthxbai
Teh joke is teh joke.
Hope dese r nawt too menny sillybubbles 4 u.
Ai nooz it! Ai lib on plannit Bizaro! Hoooorayyyyy!
Halp! Ai went to teh site – an dint know waht to doo wif it? Hao duz it werk? Where too yoo put teh text?
Ai luked around an then gibbed up!
Kittehs! Appli drektly tu da 4head!
According to my dad, one of his legs are both the same!
I was told that the answer to the question “What’s the difference between a duck?” is “One of its legs is both the same”
I first heard it over 50 years ago from my uncle.
KKM n’ annipuss, wii mus bee relayted tehn! Ours is slightly different, ‘One of the legs is the same’ but tehy bof maek teh saem amownt ob cents. Iz happitayls!! Iz nawt teh ownlee crazee wun!! Kinda liek mai naem. Sum peeps donut get it eether. Wehn ai wuz a kidlet mai gramma wud halve meh say it broken inta syllables. Ai tink ai wuz 6 or 7 b4 ai gotted it. Ai wud still liek tew know wehre it originated. Mebbe wii hab teh saem unkle??
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Adn tehn tehre wuz ‘How do you get down off of an elephant?’
Answer: Lbh qba’g. Lbh trg qbja bss n tbbfr.
“If you get up on an elephant, where do you get down/”
“From a duck.”
“One leg is both the same length.”
Heard that when I was a freshman in college, circa 1967.
Dat gud one!
so wiljami, u wantz da gravlax and lingonberries ? or ireish stu and beer n corned beef and cabbage ?
An de winner of de Meryl-Streep-lokalaik is……
…kitteeeeeeeh!
dem shudnawt haf shortended da tung… kitteh cantz lik noes naw more!
mamma kitteh alwaaz sed iffn u mayde fayces lyke dat, ur fayc wud freez!!!
eggsactly
Drudge sez her buk only sell 2,737 copeez.
Iz I smilin?! I cant tel, Steev! I cant tel!
lol! Ai lykz dat commurshul. She iz funnee laydee, n willun to mayk fun of herselfz.
ohai cheezfolks. ai has been MIA fer a week, at a con fur ants. sine-tists at werk and at play. hooo-boy. so, no time fer ICHC. ai trusts eberybuddy has had a gud time and behaveded themselves in teh meantime.
Oh hai, PdB!!!1!! Ai missed u! Good 2 C U R back. *ahem* Mabbeh ai can arsk stoopid kwestchun? Wot duz MIA meen? Pwease? Kthxbai!
Means “Missing in Action.” Uzed by da military for sad times and da rest of us for gud ones.
Fank u, Lucy! Nao ai iz eddikated! *waves floofy paw*
Joo bery welcum. *waves paws wif claws dat need clippin*
*Gibs Lucy scritchy fing tu fix hre caws!*
Any news re ur buddee? Ai bin tinkin bout him n u.
no he nawt coem hoem yet. We still lukin fur each uber. Ai try tabe pashunt an nawt cry awe da time ne moer. but stil go in woods ebery nite afer wurk to call kitteh, kitteh.
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Bery sweet ub u to axe.
Memmer, eff he be hurt, he prollee hiding
Fur wad is wurf, ai tink he’s der, an heers u, bud iz unner sum buzhes an afraid tu come out cuz of hurtee in back leg.
Next tiem u go out, ask St. Anthony (of Padua) th help you find lost kitty, to lead you to kitty. Then follow your instincts – gut feelings
(Tony, Tony look around, somethings lost that must be found.”)
I kep seeing him unner bushes before ai knew he waz lost in woods.
One more thing – try not to think too much! Keep your conscious mind as quiet as possible xcept for a picture of your cat and just go where your feet direct you.
Hope this works!
Ai coem bak hear tu fanks ew fur remine meh der grater fings dat can halp. Iz bery gud tu rembemerer. {{{{JAJEH}}}}
Ai hops ew coem bak an sees! (Ai tri tu catsh ew on ober freds tu!)
Tanks! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai hoeps ai seez gud noos soon!
Awlso – ai didn see furst post about lozing kitteh – but kitteh iz goin trai cum hoem….so check possibul trails tu hoem, naut juz wuds.
Oh…diz storee haz me heart….
Taek image ub kitteh in ur mind with “Where?? an offer up to G-d/Ceiling cat….az prayer. An be stihl az possibull so anser ken cum tu you.
Uzded bai teh milly tarry wehn dehy nawt noze ib sumwun iz deded awr nawt, jst daht dehy haz goed sumwehrez and nawt cumed bak ackshullee.
welcome bawk phil. we shua hads a good tym… but we didz nawt b-have. may we nao goez 2 da nawty barn? awl 2geddur? wib uz?
o-k. ai only askeded about the behaving part aowt of a sense of duty. ai alreddy noed the answer be4 ai asked. pretty much. ai mean, it wuzn’t like there wuz cobwebs all ober teh door of the nawty barn. nope.
o hai again, phillipe! Ai just roted yoo a joiful greeting, but WP eeted it. They hav bin eeting about 1 aut ov 3 ov awl mai messajes laytelee, it seem.
But it wuz mai odder self hoo rote, so ai will go bak to normal me an see waht happens.
WP wuz hongry yestiday. It eeted awl uv mah commints!
I sayved leeza-b when she splorted on teh shiney groop competishun payg. But teh commints never showd up!
In bettur noos, I haz put up sum pikshors uv mah kitteh Dexter on mah profile!
Klik on mah bloo naym in this commint to go see mah profile an luk at teh pikshors. I mayd a cuppel uv LOLs too! WARNING – PUT ON YOR CHRG befor lukkin at sum uv them. That Dexter (gray tabby kitty wit whyt paws) is dangerusslee kyoot!
Gremlin, you dew not lye….that grey bebbeh is ‘dorable!!!! The pic in the bawx is just priseless! I bet he’z a fun wun to have round yew.
Yes, he haz teh kyoot. He yuses it as a weppun! He duz sevral bad things inna row (I sez he kin do 7 bad things in 10 minnits!), then I luks over an he is sleepin kyootly!
When I klikked on mah name, it showed just 4 pics on my profile. I went bak an ther ar 12 pics nao. Hoo noes why it duz whut it duz! Luk at mah lolz fur pics uv Dexter sleeping if yoo don’t see them on teh picshors payg . . .
himz a cutie, brings Dexter a mousie that make jingly noizes
Gremlin, yesterday I maded sum shrimp for dinner and as
usual mah kitteh came singing for demz
and Iz thot of Uz!
I maded some thai stirfry with shrimp, basil and ginger, here
Iz saved sum fur Uz, U can haz it fur lunch!
2K – yoo is so sweet! I tayks these shrimps an tuks them away fur mah lunch. Hao thotful uv yoo to think uv meh!
Dexter luvs teh mowses wit teh floof an teh jangly noyses. He de-fuzzed anuther wun just this week. (Sorta lyke a de-briefing, only a de-floofing.)
Fanks! {{2K}}
Uz is welcome
Yogeh is no longer a kitten but himz treats the mice the same way
teh girl kitteh is happeh just to bat them around
but the boy kitteh has to chew the mousie and make it all bald
and kill it!
ohai Gremlin, fanks for trying to save me yessterdai!
*schmoo*
Ohai, leeza-b! I sawree it didn’t show up! I posted it a kuppla tymes. Bad WurdPress, Bad boi – nomming awl mah wurds! Glad yoo is OK. I think Hashim deserves sum kynd uv award fur awl teh cheez-peeps he sayved frum splorts yestiday on teh shiney awards page!
leeza-b, I wuz tryin to kuvver yoo up wit a liddel bloo blankee in wun uv mah pikshors uv my kitty Dexter. He wuld be happy to shayr!
*just back from lukking at pics*
U try to save me wun day, and neerly make me splort the next??
Wut a kyootie!! Dexter is teh win!
Sawree! I inklooded teh CHRG warning! Fanks!
Leeving mah kitteh to go to wurk eech day – nawt so grayt ackshuly!
Mah midnight haf dis toy tu. He nawt pway wif toys gud. He wans ta go outside an pway wif chimpieonks, birbies an bunnehs.
gremlin ew stil hab big pertteh ornanj kitteh what go campin wif ew? Did ew tak kitteh campin?
Heez sew kyoot Ai hadtu favorit himz!
Aw, martianmary! Thanks! I will giv heem a hug and a shmoo frum yoo when I gitz hoem today! An tell heem he is favorited on ICHC – whut an honor!
{{{{{gremlin}}}}}!!!
He iz so cyoot. Gud thing yoo put awt the CHRG(wdoi)
warning! An he’s still so liddle! Hao awld is he nao?
An laik awl ov teh pikchoors – but teh wun wif hiz liddle bak luking awt teh window iz spshullee sweet. An teh bloo blankee wif teh pinkee toepads! But it luks laik he haz sum extry toeses?
Ohai, I wroted yoo a response, but WP eeted it (again!). It may show up. If not -
Thanks! He is 18 weeks this week. He duz haz big whyt paws an toes, but just the normal number! I thot teh saym thing when I furst saw him – teh paws, teh toepads –
He is up to over 6 pounds nao, an gittin lanky lyke a teenager. He walks down teh hallway in frunt uf meh, flashin those whyt bak paws – so funny! An he is so skinny, he sorta struts.
Mah tabby-pride, let me show yoo it!
himz is going to be a big strong kitteh
kittehs grow into their pawzes
when yogeh was kittun himz uze to hide under
bed and hunt our legses
owie.. not so great akshully
oh mai… fanks fur teh warnin… whut a saweeet smail dat kitteh shows… snorgelishius!
Fanks, siobhan! He haz a sweet smyol. I pikked him frum a litter uv 3 liddel tabby bois all wit whyt paws. He lukkd at meh an smioled, an let me hold heem on his bak an snorgle hiz belleh. Teh rest, as they say, is history!
Dexter iz bery kyoot kitteh! Sos ai haz CHRG awn but iz wen ‘Blorf’ an gots big and den littel gains. Ai ascarded ai splort eneewaz. An watts dis gushi stuf run down mah noes?
Oh my! I hope I haz nawt harmed ennywun in teh maykin and postin uv tehse pikshrs!
midnightsdeer, is yoo OK? I tayks wun uv teh bloo blankees an puts it over yoo just in kayse. *puts blankee over midnightsdeer* Oh, I seez ther is sum gray furz onnit awlreddy, I hopes yoo duzzint mynd!
yew has an otter self? yew has a normal self !!?? that’s rare around these parts.
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ai wuz wundering how yer trip to Germany wuz, and how you’re doing.
*fingurs crossed*
This iz mai odder self! Ai uzed a different email wif it – an ai think taht iz wai it hazn’t shown up.
But taht wuz hours ago. Ai dont think it iz coming bak!
Ai sed “PHILIPPE! Ai am so glad to see yoo. Ai dint know where yoo were an wuz about to ask sumwun!
An did yoo hav at gud taim at teh sine tist con fur ants? Ai met a lot ov sine tists wehn ai wuz in Stuttgart. Awl ov teh Chemists. An ai hav konkooded tath taht iz a verree stranj breed ov peepl! LOL!
Ai think Bioloigists/Zoologists must bee much moar fun!
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Sumthing cloas to that! LOL again.
oh yes, ai had a gud time. teh biolologists might be more fun, on average, becuz they are closer to the animals.
Doo yoo know verree menee chemists? Ai meen, doo teh two ov yoo eber mix? Although ackshullee yoo an Jennifur ar teh awnlee Biologists ai know! But yoo ar bof tons o’fun !!
About Germanee – mixed reviews! Ai’m going to rite a sort of groop letter wif moar details. An yoo will ov corse get wun. Ai’m still enormouslee sad. But it wuz also wunderful so see so menee ov mai frenz.
An – well – moar in teh letter!
Welcom bak. U wer mist.
Oh, pdb, Iz so glad to see yu! I haz been wunndering where yu were!
Welkom home!
Hi, phillipe! Glad u is heer.
Dey taked da kitteh’s ears! How her is gunna goosip now?
manee lolz
Sonic the Hedgehog’s got nuthin’ on this, baby
Luks lak de kitteh swallered sumtin, praps a weddink ring, and de hooman is givin the kitteh a squeez to see if the kitteh will hork it bak up. See, the skeez has kaused the kittehs eyes to turn blue an lawd noes wuts happnin at the other end of the kitteh.
Ohai, frenz.
Ai nawt feline gud tihs moarnin, sew ai’m gonna go unner teh bed 4 a whiel. (Ai runned in2 hubbeh aftur werk an it hurted mai hart 2 see him. Ai still gots teh felines 4 him an tehy awl came russian bak.)
Ai mai come owt latur, but 4 nao, ai jes gonna go bisit teh dust bunnehs.
**crawls unner teh bed, curlz up wif tayle arownd bodee**
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can I getz U sumfing so that Uz can be more comfy?
Oh, rhsb, I’z sawry!!
**puts tastee treets on silvur plattur wit heart-mending blankee and puts unner bed for rhsb**
Oh rhsb!
This iz just too sad. Ai know ov nothing werse tahn to hav felinez fur sumwun hoo no longer haz tehm fur yoo. Ov corse, it haz happened to mee, too. But when yoo ar in teh middle ov it – akshullee – yoo ar doing teh onlee thing, ai think.
*crawls unner teh bed, liks rhbs hed, snugglez daon next to hur*
Kn wii sendz wun uv teh YNG frum the nawty barn tu keep u n teh dust bunnehs cumpany? Himz cud iron teh dust bunnehs fur ur entertainments.
aweee… poor rhsb, ai has a sad fur u. libe reely is unfair sum taims… an it seems dat libe has a jelos fur u 2 treets u so bad. mebbeh u shuds considur martha’s idea, sowns purty ennertainin.
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kin I cum unda hear two? I unda stand…… mai spoose wentz locobunniz fur two yerz- fout himz no wanted meiz no moar, den (I heer), himz hadz a baaad nit wif da nitey marez in sumware in dat himz realiz himz stil lub meiz.
Sos- u neber no whut will happin.
hear, I bring hawt chawclet, a floofy blanki n a floofy kitteh…..iz gettn crowdeded dawn hear…. butz iz wurm n snuggli…..
momcat
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*krawls unner teh bed, kurls up, wraps orinj tayl arownd rhsb, pulls wun uv Dexter’s bloo blankees over both uv us*
Here, I purrs to mayk yor hart heel. PPPPPUUUUUUURRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrr
*realizes ther is moar kittehs unner teh bed than I thot, haz Dexter fetch moar blankees to kuvver awl teh cheez-peeps*
*Jumz ov da bed into kitteh piel unnerneef. *
aw cheezfren purrrrs tu keep ar rhsb safe an warm til seh redy tak care uv self again.
*inspex teh bed wiff donkey nose*
I wunnur iff dere beez room in dere furr a warm schnugglee donkee, too?
I promise not too wraps up my hoofs in sofftee booties furst.
Ohai, kafleen! Coem on in! Ther is room under heer fur awl.
*moves over a liddel, mayks a sawft spot fur kafleen*
awe wayz room fur da Kafleen!
*snorgles up nex ta sof donkee noes.*
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Ai hoaps dis izza beeg bed sew wii kin git awl teh cheezpeeps hoo lubs u adn wants u tu bee nawt sad in wit u. *bumps hed adn rubs cheek on rhsb’s cheek*
Been dehr, dun dhat. {{rhsb}}
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*Pusts a desh uv kitteh milks unner da bed caes ew gets firsty*
Ai noes ew nees tu be alones, but ai be awn top uv da bed if ew nees meh!
dis nawt nest rite.
Oh, rhsb – we downt noes eech udders, butt, can ai gibs u a hugs and purrs?
{{rhsb}}
HAAPEZ 08 08 08!! Vry lukie numb ber in Chai Knees kult your. An a gr8 LOLDAY! yea!
O hai, zeseinaj!
Ai dont think we hav met. Ai am, az ai guess yoo can see, JanetcanHas4Kittehs, but moast heer just cawl mee JCH4K.
An thank yoo fur teh noos ov the luckee day! Mai deer neece Elizabeth iz getting married today! So ai hoep verree much tath it will iindeed bee moast luckee fur her!
at leest her hubby wuds habs a hard tiem furgetting da dayt, i fink.
awl da best wishes 2 ur neece an hur fjutshur famblee.
an welcum zeseinaj.
konga rats tu ur neese! gud helth, gud forechune, mush happeeness, adn long lief!
Oh hai zeseinaj!
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Todai iz also TJ’s (El Tigre Jefe de Casa Grande) second birfdai!
Hims iz our liddle doofus boi wif 2 powar packs. He hasn’t showed enny signs of slowing down yet!
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Nice to meet u {{{{{zeseinaj}}}}}
Oh NOEZ!! Teh platik sturjon haz steeld mai eerz! Teh otter kittehs will tink ah iz frawm IKEA!!
kitteh shuds get a good lolyer den an sue da basemint owt ob da sturjon!
oh but that wud start a roe…
ZOMG! *SPLORT*
‘morning, Siobhan. :::::::::snorgle::::::::::::
Owl is down! Owl is down!
SCREEEECH!!! Teh CCC is heer!
Dr. TinyCat leeps owt, wayrin himz scrubs. He kayrfully kleens up teh brayns, reinstalls, reboots them! Pulls owt a fresh CHRG, puts it on Owl. Tayps it on extra-tite! An givs teh payshunt a lollipop wit owls on it!
Wow, Owl, yoo haz gotten teh speshul treetment! Enjoi yor lolly!
Fang queue, gremlin. Ai haytes to be a wine-y payshunt, but can ai has a hawt chocklit, two?
Why, Owl, uv korse! *givs Owl a nyce hawt choklit* Ther yoo go!
fang kew
OMG TU FUNNIES!!!
Ai needs laff todae. Fank you Owl and GremElen!
Wine an cheeze..deres a rite way an a rong way too do it.
ROFLMAO! Dis maed mii laf sew hart Ai choakd!
ZOMH, Mary! Ai’d gif yew mouf-tew-mouf resus…resuc…I’d saev yew, but Tom might object, aifinkso. U O K?
(ZOMH = ZOh Mai Hart…yeah…dassit.)
So I guess I’m the only kill-joy to see the hands on either side of that cat’s neck or notice the whites of it’s eyes.
No you are not the only kill-joy, cause I saw it too, lolcat pix are not funny if the cat is being harmed
if yoo’ve nebber stroked backwurds on your kitteh’s face to gib him/hur teh eerless-facelift luk, yoo’ve nebber reelly petted a kitteh. most kittehs luv dis.
oh, an aslo, if yoo luks reely REELY klose, yoo see taht teh hoomin’s hands are
kurled up NEX to teh kitteh’s nek an not arownd it.
Ai cannot brain todai. Hoo be teh Cheezfren awn teh USS Enterprise earcraft career, pls?
kthxbai
????? Doo yoo meen Tribble???
Wen yr mawm sez nawt tu maek fays liek dat oar it getz stukt dat wey, LISSEN TU HUR.
I’m sorry, but this is not ok to do to an animal for any reason!
I agree – kittehs shud nawt hab plastik surgery. Teh floof hides awl teh wrinkles ennyway.
LOLZ!!!!!
see my reeply to jules, abuv. i haz acheeved dis effekt many times wif my kittehs. tehy akshully luv it.
klarificashun: i haz acheeved dis effekt wif teh stroking backwurds on teh face. not wif teh plastik surjree.
Wel, synce teh kitteh ar jes a bebbeh, mebbee az her groes up adn geyts bygger, her eise adn fayce will bees moar prohpoarshunal tuu her hed….. adn thens her wil luuk moar noarmul;
Her bees soe teenee tinee afture awl; aminule bebbehs gehnrully luuk soe awkwurd adn wif biggure heds adn huuge pawses;
Adn hers famblee muste luuve hers veree muches ennewaiy!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mmmm…..she cuddnt be lukkin strange becuz someune is pulling back on her headskin and flattening ears wit tumbs????
Cum tuu fink ovvit, her duz kynda luuk liek taht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An luk at pasizhun of hanz in pichur, in bakgroun
not a good pix, kitten is obviously being strangled. lolpix should not be allowed if animal is being harmed
plz tu nawt be unobservant, kittee iz nawt beyun strayngulld, iz beyun stroakd
Kitteh naut bein harmed – juz plaied wit an pozzed fur pichur. Be ok
*ahem* important annownsmint frum teh burfday fairy *ahem*
so frum now on, luk at teh FURD LOL ob teh day (not kowntin voting lolz) for yor burfday greetings!
teh burfday fairy wishes to annowns taht she wil begin gibbing teh burfday wishes on teh FIRD LOL ob teh day (not cownting teh voting fings). dis iz bekaws by teh time teh burfday fairy gets arownd to it, teh nawt-sekond lol haz been left in teh dust an no wun iz lukin at it anymore. aslo, furd is eezier to tipe tahn nawt-sekond.
fank you.
Bow-tocks baybe. Pointii stylii!
if Nancee Puhlosee wuz lolcat.
you shouldnt insult teh poor kitteh like dat.
Joan River Kitteh axe u for deh interviewz!
this one is toooo funny
Catz is not toys for hoomans!