went 2 bed caterpiller…

went 2 bed caterpiller… woke up perty caterfly.
hoep dat u nawt becum an angree, sheddin caterfly.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: carleylyn
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went 2 bed caterpiller… woke up perty caterfly.
hoep dat u nawt becum an angree, sheddin caterfly.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: carleylyn
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meta a more fo… meetamor… change!
Con-CAT-enayshunz jk2k!! U da nawt-sekkund n tawp uvva 7-wai makrumay! Watcha wanna dew 4 sillybrayshunz?
synse iz awlmoast Caturday, mebbe a nyce glaz redwyne an a stake?
K, den — sowndz grate!!
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**plopz filets w/baykun awn grill**
**sizzle sizzle sizzle**
**FWIP**
**sizzle sizzle sizzle**
**POP goez da kork!**
**pores 2 glassiz uv caburnay sewvinyon ‘78**
**survz wun uv eech 2 jk2k**
**keapz wun uv eech 4 sef
Heer yar — injoi!!
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!!
o fanks! dis iz grate fur aftur werk! cin cin!
Iz an octopussy macrame aifinkso Aahz! Conga rats jk2k fur teh tawp spot! Ai jus taked sum brownies outta teh oben.
*cuts brownies and passes tehm around. Pours icee cold milk inta frostee mugs.* Pass teh milkz down teh line. Brownies hab no caloreez oar sugars onna ICHC. An’ ai maed elebbenty sebben ob tehm. Donut be shy! Hab anudder!!
Ohai goose!! Dem browneez sowndz grate! I’ll coox anuvver stake 4 U ifn I cood haz summa dem browneez…
…
R U seein uh 12:01 kawmint dat I nawt? I oanlee kownt 7 … mebbe mai kownturz borkt…
Ai maed it seben 2, but Ai haz been rong – mennee tiemz!
ooh do teh brownees hav isscreem on tawp? mmm….
Yu ebur hab brownie sundai at chezecaiek faktry? wil fede abowt 8 peeplez. nom
Mmm…. Cheezcaek Faktree.
Mmmm,yesh….went to teh Faktree in Lost Wages….definitely teh mostest fud fur yer monies !!
PARTEE CRASH!!
*nabs ten brownies*
*adds sugar*
*nabs milk*
NOMNOMNOM!
hoo boi, datz sum kined ub byuuty slepe.
Jk2kitteh nawt secund!!!
Woot!
*ties on springs and bounces around wiff a HAPPEE!*
butterfli kitteh causes chaos
@@@@@ 2k! Colorful kitteh causes chaos. Mai alliteration, lets meh shows it tew u.
I just hope there isn’t a really big bird anywhere near…
Iz K — dis nawt Sessumee Streat…
It’s a miracul!
“MiracLOL”, mebbe?
Yep, dat wud haz beed bettur, but Ai haz the dumb 2dai!
Oh Purty Kitteh takes in all the glory!
But I gunna miss nommiin stufz…
I pooh-ed this!
Oh.
Nebbermind.
Iz butterfly, nawt rainbow. Mai bad.
*shuffles off to time-out corner*
Waol, dat splaynz ur kawmint … I dint gitz it til U klarifyd ursef…
*Opunz can uf gushyfud to tempt goosi owt uv korner.**
iz ok, iz funny anyway
kitteh eated grate big flutterby, an wut goze in must com owt.
Nawt sew arrow-die-nammik, akshullee.
Nebber get off teh grownd, Aifinkso!
Caterflyz iz magic. Like faeries, unicormz an Pegasus, physics wurks diffrent around u, if u iz magic
*Takes BGee bai hand and deh floting up in a bublol.*
It b sew nice 2 visiting wif sumwun hoo bleevez in deh majikkle. Lukkit awl deh cheezpeepz down dere on deh grownd wundring how wii dueing dis.
** five catterflyz adn tuu unikornz fly bai.**
I b thinking deh green unikorn b sew prittee. Don’t u?? Adn lukkit how deh catterflyz sparkul in dhe sun. It takingz mai bref away.
*reechez owt wif hand and pullz BGee in2 bublol*
It b sew nice 2 talking wif sumwun hoo b noeing bowt deh majjikz.
*Dey flote up adn looking @ awl deh cheezepeepz on deh grownd.
*five caterflyz adn tu uniKornz flyz past*
I think deh green uniKorn b sew prittee. Adn lukkit deh sparklee wingz uv deh caterflyz!
Itz so nice frum up here! Ai wish ai cood stay, but teh Lympics only comes aroun once in a while an tehy will be on teh sillyvision soon.
U makes me want too pull out my tape of Fantasia! Tiny unicorms, pegasi, centaurs, . . . dinosaurs!
If yu haz tu se limpikz ai wil fly wif Mj wif ekstreme playshur. *goze tu pik up sum q.fetiz*o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫Letz go!
*sets deh bublol down so BGee can watch deh Lolympikz.*
*Pikz up Gma*
wii’ll just floting ober cheezland adn u kin dropping cweenfetti on ebreewun.
Luk! Ober Dhere!!!
Leeza-b’z skwirlolz b flying in formashun!!
iz “V” fur skwirlz?o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫o§¤©ΔǑǾΠέλξشعكخى٭ٹמڵ۩€Ỗ♫
But wif an exepshunal feeling fur drama!
Mazing!
Ohhhh…a caterfly….
DO WANT !!!!
Mii tu!1!!! sew prittee!
Hmmm, catterfly…mai scribblingz…(needz help)
Butterfly, cat, moth, kitteh, metamorphasis…
metamorphacat
metacatamor
morcatflybutter
fluttercat
flutterkitteh
kittehflutter
flubbakittehfly
Ai haz heered uv a pussmoth
Caterfly duz nawt knoe wevver tuu purrrr oar haz lyft-aowf;
Shud CF nom flower-nektur oar guushyfuuds?
Awlsoe, ware shuud teh litturebaux bees plaised: onna grownd oar hung frum a tree-limb inna skye??
Awl tehse kweshuns adn menny moar nead tuu bees ansewred befoar CF cans rlly thrive!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
hoo boi, iz sum kined ub byooty slepe. ( Iz 3rd tiem ai trai dis . wp eted me agen.)
Werez dat donkee wen u needing her to hoof deh stoopee WP???
It teezed meh agin bai nawt startin to nom commintz fur a liddul wile — den got bak to its triks.
*kicks WP wiff a hoof*
Just one cause I’m in a hurry and have to get to work~!
Ai haz happitayle! Wunnuv mai lolz iz on teh “Upcoming” paeg rite nao — teh nawt sekkund paeg, eben!
Er… nao fird paeg… but still happitayle!
yay! buflo wingz. nom! du want.
Citykitteh out on teh range.
Gud won
Fanks!
dis was totally fotoshoped
Itz a kitteh taekin a snooz on a buddurfly-shaepd kite. Y wud dere be a need fur fotoshopping? Ai haz a confused.
pssst! NS!! Lola just b a number 4 troll.
I fink wii needz 2 gibbing her a hug.
Dat seemz 2 skeeering deh trollz away.
{{{{{Lola}}}}
Ai thot uv askin where LCB an teh blowdart gun are, but desided to be moar frenlee-liek.
{{{{{Lola}}}}} …… (ooh – dots) …… {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Nao doan be letting teh hug skeer YEW away, Yer Majestee!
*pinch*
Mah noo kulurz, let me sho u dem.
Flappy flap. I fly!
…ah c ur troo kolors shini thru….
Eeeeek! Eerwurm!!!
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Mebbe teh werm will bekum caterfly — jus hoapfullee nawt in mah eer.
Ohai princessmu.
Tehre seems 2 be moosic in the air!! #&9835; #&9835;
*weeeeeek weeek weeek weeek*
o hai ebberywon!
hai!! peepz heer lubs teh pinny gigs! an teh ginness too!
proud caterfly is proud of its anus
ohai guyz, lookit mah anus!
Moffra Kitteh burstz
owtz him Coccoon. Naow reddee
2 deestroyz daowntownz
Toakee~o. Witch iz
Prittee Wun’z Liddill Wun’z hewjj
shynee Leggo~landz
Moffra Kitteh willz
habz phunn untillz Gawdzilla
doggeh maykz t3h seen
Jack.
*purty teensie azian gurlz singin*
Aaaah haa ooooo
Aaaah haa ahh ahh oooo ooooo
;o)
Oh, and
*klaps flooofie pawzes*
Yay fer Jak!
Woot woot woot! *clappity clappity*
berry wunnerful, Jack.
jack, i fink i am not alone in sayin taht i wish yor name wuz bloo so i culd aks yoo to be my frend! it wuld be a honor to hab such a poetikal jenyus az a frend!!
I purrrfurr the caterfly bests cuz dey don have deh softee sqwisheee bodiz liek the insek. Weeellll…Ai guess dey sorta have softee squishee bodiz too. But Ai lubs deh kitteh verzhun best!
An a perty Mask-you-lynn caterfly. too.
Like Kafka story. Kitteh wakes up as a flutterby
this is my kitten, LOKI! He’s a star!!!!!
Con cat shew laces an sillybrashions 2 u an Loki Teh Star-kitteh!
(i fawt him wus a catterfly, nawt a star?)
Dis is MAI LOL, mai purr sennel LOL. Pity ai missed it. Sumtymes itz hard being in a bery differunt tyme zone. Ai iz 12 houers in frunt. *sigh*
One of my favorites.
i agreez wif da upfi. iz in strang part ov da werld. iz different froam evwyone an onlee haz WUN cheezburger. fortoonatlee, iz in mai basement. basement kitteh iz garding it wif his lifez.