Husband Kitteh
Husband Kitteh makez a big hairy deal of turning on teh dishwasher for u
u use dishwasher? i lik mai dishes kleen.
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I can’t turn it on. It’s not full!
u can see that thru teh cowntertop?
*taps futs*
My concern for the environment: let me show you it…
mine duz whutz dishez himz sees lebz it fur a whil den turnz it awn….. effin a cup mizzez da “dishwhasher cutz off time, it getz lefted awt…. eben ifnz it wuz in da sink bai da dishermasasher!
momcat
yew beddur haf rinsed dem furst!
rinsed? wazzat?
Dat’s when yu pinush teh dishis by subjekting tehm tu water.
Noe, but Ai likked dem.
wall, dat’s okeh den. nuffin getz playtes cleener dan teh kitteh tung, speshully if teh playte hadz cheezburger awn it! oar toona. oar chikkin. oar stake. oar…wall, yew getz teh pikshyur!
OMCC! Wunst, yeerz agoe wif mai nawt-sekkund wyf, I kaymded hoam frum werkz layt n fownded herz winted 2 da mawl, uh playt wuz onna taybul, n sum toonuh help-purr n da pan onna stoav. I fillded up da playt n nommed supper *yum*. Win herz kaymded bak frum da mawl I toalded herz wat I didded. Herz laffted reelee lowd, den sed, “Dat wuz mai playt!! Da kittehz musta likked it kleen!!” Dey didded, 2, cuz dere wuz noe sinez dat ennyfing had ebber bin awn dat playt…
rofl!
snkerng awt lawd Thnx
yugottahtryte!!! Nuthin’z kliinur tahn kittoon- tung!
gud enuff.
Doan’t they awl?
yeh. gud ting i nawt want u fix clogged sink.
or change toylet paper roll.
or putz bag in teh grabagge kan.
or put the $%^&(&^%$ dirty clothes in the hamper!!!!
okay, i feelz better nao. i vented.
dis wurk is zaustin
But at leest he duz it! L0
Ohai Janet! U haz joyned us in a fibe-fowld macrame!
LOL! Ai haz indeed!
Ai think ai just maed it bai sekonds!
So – Maus, mom21kitteh, annipuss, krelm and me! Ai REELEE wanted to go to teh TY Boo Teek! Ai just saw the Kitteh Windchimes. An tho ai ar nawt nermallee a shopper, ai wud deerlee luv to hav teh windchimes!
An luk! Leez-b wuz rite behind us. Ai’ll bet tehre ar fresh peech pI s again at teh PI Stawl!
ooo…do want tew bisit the TY Booteek. ai’a been luking fur teh kitteh weafer vane wif teh liddle footz spinnin roun adn roun!
OK, mom21kitteh! Let’s go!
Ai fur mai windchimes, yoo fur yur kitteh weafervane. An – ai didn’t know they had those!
Spinning around awn wun foot? Oh – ai shall hav to trai hard to be in another makrame soon!
An we can hav sum nice fresh cawfee there, too.
ARE THE REST OV YOO COMING TOO??: Or shud we just bring sum PI bak fur ebreewun???
Ai is cummin – Ai still hasn’t got enuff kitteh eerings!
Duz ENEBUDDEE hav enuf kitteh eerings????
Trubble is, Ai ownlee haz too eers!
Put moar holes in dem!! Mai dottir kitteh haz 5 in wun, 4 in de otter…
Ai fink Ai is a bit 2 owld fer moar dan wun hole in eech eer
m1 88 year old grandmama has 2 in each eer.
has had for about 15 years or sew…
nebber 2 awld!
maor cawfee alwais sowndz gud tew! karaml kechup-ino!
mey ai joins yoo? but will nowt wher kitteh eerings cause iz a boycat! k?
LOL! Yoo cud get sum lolipops wif kitteh fayces, oar teh kitteh chess set, oar. . .hmmmmm. . .teh wind chimes. Ai’m shur Gibbocat haz put manee nice things heer fur teh boi kittehs, too!
Purrhaps hee will come soon an tellus ov enething noo heer.
BTW does yoo has teh linkses to teh pics from Gibbocat abowt teh Winter Olympix yoo told meh abowt? also linkses to teh Philippe d’Beaker event wif Igor?
kthx!
Der is kitteh tyez fur teh boikats
kool! I can haz teh blue one k?
Ah is owtaheer in hab an owr!!
Hav a nice weekend, paws4thot!
Oh! Doo yoo still hav sum taim fur sum peech PI? An sum cawffee, purrhaps?
hi jch4k! welkom bak!
Iz wud be eesier just to du it yrself kitteh….
you shally is
and itz ok anywais, dis kitteh so purty hoo cares if he gets anything done arownd teh house?
tihs troo for huzbans too? I haz laytest mod-el. Dish-wush-ur confoozles him grately, but hapee to wush dishus by hand. I hapee for hims to wush as MEN-Y dishus as he wants as long as he tayk his shirt off wyl he duz tehm …. WIN/WIN!!! He awlso cooks.
He don’ lyk h-o-o-o-vrin tho.
ackshully I dont has a husbin, so I can’t sai.
but if I cud finds one like that, I mite has to keep him!
he awlso sings. My mostest fayvrit fing to luv bout him. An wen I met hiz kitteh she luvd me strait way an she normully veree VEREE reezurvd wit nyoo peepul – he sez he nyoo tehn I wuz for keeps. *fawls down ded from teh luv of teh man an teh kitteh…*
my hubby gits bored on catturday wen himz not at teh offis. him duznt deel well wif unstrukshured time. so him kleens teh hard-water ringz owt ob teh toylits. at furst i felted gilty for nawt doin it myslef, but tehn i figgured, if it makes him happy, tehn let him do it.
That’s why we act so helpless/clueless: so you’ll do it…
Iz Uz talking frum eggsperience?
Moi?! Certainly not!! But I know a lot of guys like that…
Can weez take Ur word for it, does we haz to ask Mrs Maus?
Well, he wz just tayking gud care ov dottir Maus a week or two ago, so mebbe we can tayke hiz wurd.
Ai think – ai think Maus iz about az cloaze to an ideel husband az enewun cud eber want.
Remembur? Sumtaimez he eben dashes aut ov heer in mid-sintence becuz Mrs. Maus haz com hoam an he wants to cuk hur a nice supper.
{{{{Maus}}}} Yoo may purrrrtend to be ebil awl yoo want! But ai know hoo yoo REELEE ar!
I duz teh dishes, teh fuds shoppin, teh cookin, and lotsa teh lawndree. We iz both allergic to teh howse cleenin
, so taht gets dun “as needed”…
As Mrs. Maus sez, “we has a high tolerance fer clutter”…
An THAT iz teh best thing EBER!!!! Hoo can bee reelee happee wiffaut a “high tolerance fur clutter?”
I nawt noze; I can haz “libib in” luik?
I can haz “moovd in” luk … we steel gotted boksiz awl rownd owr hows …
…
…
uh yeer laytur …
Wii moovd last yr, n moovd awl da boksiz uv books dat had been in da shed sinz da preevius moov. Da boksiz r still gettin moovd frm rm tu rm cauz wii gotz no book kasez.
That soundz more like an Ebil Maus commint…
or iz dere en Ebil Maus in effery man?
ifinkso booklion…. i fink so.
But of corse, if we r reely honest, there are otter ebil things that we liek….
Der’z also sum Ebil in eberee woeman!
*Smakz woodchuck*
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HHHHhhhhmmmmm. Guess u wuz rite.
*snerk*
Butt iznt dat wat dey lieks bout us?
That sounds more like a Lazy-Shiftless-Good-For-Nothing Maus to me… Your mileage may vary…
*Ebil Skweek* oub cors not8-)
There iz much truf in waht yoo say, booklion, but ai think tath iz eggs acktlee wai they luk so kyoot an helpless. Becuz we DOO to it then!
But – ov corse, we can luk kyoot an helpless, too!!
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Ya, I em of strawng immygrant farm stokk, so I wz nebber gud at lukking cyute nd helpless…
Ai doant no bowt teh kyoot; moast daze Ai jess luk hepless. *sigh*
Oar mebbee clooless. Ai nawt shur wich.
Datz whut my huzband duz! He duz a RILLI bad job, den wen u sai “Dats not rite.” he sayz “Den u dew it yr wai.”
when mah hubcat haz to cook, he takes foreber to make something simple..
himz a perfektionist, so is berree slow..
himz likes to make desserts tho, I no haz patience for all deh measuring
and following of deh instrukshunz, I likes to improvize
Wen mye hubcat haz tu cuk, he sayz “Let’s order Chineez”.
Oh eye luv Chynees fud, but da phew tymes hee needz tu cuk, u tink hee cood cuk sumtink!
What does your husband make best for dinner?
Reservations!
*Ba-dum Ching*
Bad Maus! not 2 b gibbin away teh secrets ov teh Bruvverhoood.
Nuffin 2 c hear ladeees, Maus wuz jes kiddin!!!!
“The first rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is – you DO NOT talk about Fight Club”
eggzackly!
Wurdpretzel!!!!!!!!
Bad Maus! not 2 b gibbin away teh secrets ov teh Bruvverhoood.
Nuffin 2 c hear ladeees, Maus wuz jes kiddin!!!!
husband kitteh…
In mah house I iz like the kitteh when it comes to unloading the dishwasha
Hubcat also does the laundry and the cleaning
I does the cooking tho
Woah, datz amzink two_kittehs! Eye lukee if mye huzband renemburs tu put owt da trash!
Did u c mye post on joyning cheezfrenz?
Mai hubby lodes teh dishwasher adn duz teh laundree. Mai dawter unlodes teh dishwasher adn Ai cuk. Noebuddy cleenz tho
unless kompanee cums ober, den wii awl cleenz.
Martianmary, eye juss gotted ur fren reqwest. OMG!! U live sew neer mee!!
Wut part of grater baldimoar? Noarf, sowf, eest oar wested? Adn iz dare a lezzer baldimoar?
But hee furgotted tu put teh deturgent in
ohai Tribble! happee Friday mornin
How beez Uz todai
lol, wii tawkin tu eech udder in two dipherent playces.
Eye iz phine fank u, hower u? Eye wuz juss owtsyde puttin owt da trash. Izz rilli nize tudai. Low temp, low humiditee.
yesh is nice, will go for a run dis ebening
I were finking of joining the non-yahoo group
since I no has a yahoo address..
but iffen deh yahoo group is one which has more cheez frenz
den may bee I haz to get a yahoo account
I iz undecided
There ar too groops? Ai ar in teh “cheezfrenz,” but ai don’t hav taim to go verree much. Verree nice peeple. Becuz – they ar
basikallee us!
but there iz anodder groop????? Hoo ar they? An where ar the??
An ai dont THINK yoo need a yahoo address fur the cheezfrenz. Ai reelee can’t thing wai that shud be necessaree.
awlsew onna subjet ov teh “cheezfrenz” on yahooha… whut dew i wright inna teh essay qweshun abbot Y i shud B asepted azza memba?? taht ish skeerin mii awai az sef augrandicemint is nawt mai fing?? hmmm, halp pleez kthnx, j
Nuffin 2 be scard uv- juss sai hoo u aer, wat u liek, an wat kittehs oar uvver pets u haz. U plai niselee heer, soe u will b welcum!
fang yoo vry much, annipuss kitteh
Teh awnlee thing yoo need to be, az far az ai know, iz to be frum heer. Becuz it iz ment to be a plaice where peepl frum heer can go there – an tawk about moar things than we can heer.
Teh problim is – sum peepl laik ti soooo much they don’t com bak heer much ene moar. An taht iz too bad – becuz wehn NOO peepl, laik yoo, go there – yoo don’t know them awl.
But they ar still awl FRUM heer. An yes – yoo need to play nice there too! But moast peepl heer ar so niice taht iz no problim at awl!
fangs II yoo alsew JCH4K, im tri in tew b niize
jest teh phiremen sen mii a bite nawtie sum thymes
Dat’s purrfeklee otay. bai nice we meen nawt sayin bad fings bowt uvver peepls heer oar behaybin liek a troll (eksept in fun!)
Ohai JCH4K! welcome back frum Deutchland!! i dunno ifn u alreddy nose, but i can has a bebbeh-kitteh!!!
herz name iz Tammy Teh Terrible Tiger. Tammy fur short. she iz teh calico (alleycat) right naow she iz sittin /draped arownd mai neck. will try 2 post sum picturrrs awn mai profile asap.
kthxbyee
an ohai, AfriCat! Thanks fur teh welcom bak. an ai dont think ai noo taht yoo now haz a babbeh-kitteh! Nao THAT iz gud noos!
Hao did yoo find hur??
An – where iz yur profile??? Yoo ar nawt bloo today!!
sry fur takin soooo long 2 reply, JCH4K. teknikul difeekultees.
dis iz a test
Yay!!!! it wurked!!!
an soo, teh storee ov Tammy:
Jeddah has fousands ov feral kittehs an no (i fink) humane society, shelters, pound or annyfin!
1 evenin i wus comin home frum teh wurk an i seed teh liddle kitteh lyin awn teh grownd owtside teh streetdoor of mai apartmunt buildin.
bein a feral kitteh i espected hur 2 runz awai. she wus 2 week 2 runz. all she cud doo wus lif teh liddle head 2 luk at mee. den teh liddle head wud flopz dawn agin.
wut cud i doo? i caried hur inside an gave hur sum toona. miraqulus stuff teh toona!!!
naow iz 2 weeks lader an she iz teh frivin bebbeh. adorrabul!!!
still havin teh teknikul probs wiv uplodin teh pictures, but i will asap.
teh end!
Oh,AfriCat….dat touches mai hart
Can’t wate to see teh piks!!
Africat, u r sew gud tu taek in teh pur liddle bebbeh kitteh! Wish moar peeps wud hab sush a beeg hart! {{{{Africat}}}}
LOL at tihs LOL!
This is what I foundz on a googlol search
http://www.cheezfrenz.com/
this is the linkie Tribble gabe meh
http://www.groups .yahoo .com / group / cheezfrenz
oh noes dis shud be under JCH4K comment
http://www.groups.yahoo.com /group /cheezfrenz
plz to be deleting spaces fur the url to work
and sowee fur the comment spam, WP been eating
the responses
Is waiting for responses from cheezmoderator.
Single male kitteh saiz “I can has gurlfren to do dis for meh”
Amazing how much hitting the “on” button will wear sum peeps owt……
Like George Jetson?
I fink kitteh has one too many margaritas
has had, I meant
mah incorrect grammah, let me show U it
Grammar not impawtant at ICHC…….
da rutine at mi howse:
me: What day is dis?
Hubs: Wednesday.
me: What’s tomorrow?
Hubs: Thursday.
me: and….
Hubs: Oh yeah…trash day.
Husbin Kitteh, afture maiking a byg fat hairee deel, turnez awn dyshamawashure wif an effourt; tehn prohceedez tuu taike a laung nappee;
Wyfe Kitteh cums iyn afture a laung tyreing howr ov groshery shaupping;
her puttez awl teh fuud awaiy; tehn her oapins dyshamawashure doar;
“Eeeeeeeek”, her screems; teh dyshes bees stil awl durtee!!!”
Husbin Kitteh, stil iyn saime spaut aown toppa teh dyshamawashure, opins wun eye; Hims sez: “Wel, yuu jes sed tuu turnez teh dyshamawashure aown;
yuu dint menshun enneeyfing bowt putteing iyn teh dyshamawashure deturgint!!!!”
Teh prollem izn’t turning it on. Teh prollem is teh staging area on teh counter above teh dishwasher. Why iz it easier to put teh dishes on teh counter instead ov opening up teh dishwasher and putting dem inside?
Nao, iffs I alwais followed mah own rooles… *sigh*
.
Let’s maek a deel. We gets one ov teh noo “barely can heer it wen it’s on” dishwashers, and I’ll neber ask u to turn it on again! Deel?
pleez tew bear wiff an OT momint
OHAI – HappyCat Savior! hows he doing hows eber1 else at yur howse?
ps: can i haff yur permission tew send yoo a short @AOL messg?
Oh hai 2+2+2!
Fanks fur asking! HappyCat is going fur hims FIV blood test today! I slept in teh odder bedroom wif HappyCat teh last two nights (John habs a cold, ennyway).
HappyCat duzzn’t kno hao to stop hims feet frum doing pushy paws and happy feet. But, teh strangest fing, is dat he duzzn’t wake me up in teh middle of teh nite. He waits till I wake up or say sumpfing and THEN he iz awl ober meh
He iz bery happy in teh bedroom – we spend a lot ov time in there. When we gets teh official word dat hims is healfy, we will put up a gate so eberybuddy can look at each odder.
I waz gonna wait till we got teh test results bak, but since u asked
I wud lub to gets a message frum u!
Romeow, ai haz such a happeetayl fur u and HappyCat. He iz such a cyoote kitteh boi.
*happidanztwurlhappidanzhappidanztwurl*
*klonk*
{{{{{{colleen/romeow}}}}}} {{{{{{HappyCat}}}}}}
this is teh mousest wunderfilled newz!! – I tink abowt HappyCat alot – fum lost outta sidez inna summa swelterin heat – tew entombed inna whacked-out county cat prisin – tew inna loving house shleeaping inna BED!! happy is 2 light a word heez blissed & blessed taht he wandherd intew yur yard! chechs yur aowl latta, thx
2wh2blk2stripey, ai jess aksepted ur frenz rekwest. funi fing, ai wuz jess abowt 2 aks u 2 b mai fwen wen ai gotz da dingy messij inna e-mail. fang u!
lindykat, ohai yer wellcomb, sharundippatty iz gr8t phun!
to Romeow- wish i could cleverize dish comet, but i go head wif sum info fur you:
i can has a VERY quiet Boshchsh dishwasher, co wince ind entally it haz a bork (elektronz not be flowin thru circuitz in contwoll panel) adn repair guy sed Boshcsh be teh kwietest, but dey get teh borkz alot in teh comtrol panel if you can has teh elektrimikal fluktuashuns (wich we duz- low voltage comin in causes the strain on teh gizmos when teh amprij not rite)
anyways, the repayer guy wreck o ‘mends teh Whirldpeas er Whirlpul bwand. It can also dry teh dishes goodlee & uses teh xpensive lektrisitee berry berry efiishunmatelee.
oh, adn happi ending- I jest renewed serviss contrakt, so i no can has to pay $450munnees to fixt. Yay!!
okays, prolly TMI. igoes now
kthnxbai
As yewsooawl Sweetpea is cormpleately ryte. I has a Bosch dishwasher too and it is ver ver kwyit, I can stand in frunt ob it while itz ronnin and whispers to Esther and she cans here me. It does a grate jawb to, no prerintsing rekwire usually, but it does malfunction moer offen den de ole kichenayd did. It is also hardr fer me to fix den de ole kichenayd. A fren hasa Fischer Paykel 2 door and ohboy itz slick, aldough I don’t about itz repair record.
Thanx for all ur comments, everyone! U all are just too funny!
U r too kind, Sadie.
omg I have a cat that looks just like this one! he is featured in alot of my lol’s. I love this lol and wanted to tell you so Sadie. wanna be friends on here?
Thank you. Sure, I’d like more friends here. Your cat must be very pretty. I had cats as a child and miss that, but hubby is allergic and we have some wonderful dogs instead.
Concats Sadie, great lol!
I knoz we got off on deh wrong foot
but I would like to offer mah paw in friendship
Ai uzed to hab cats, but den Ai gots llerjic wen Ai hads mai bebbeh (mai dr. sed dis hoppens sumtimes). Ai gitten teh shotts, sew mebbeh sumdae Ai kin hab teh kittehs agin.
So, at ICHC, I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve giggled, I’ve gone gerschtunken what the smeg, but up until now, I’ve never, ever, sprayed my beer across the keyboard. My local LOLcats will hear about this. Rember, kittehs: your local LOLcat may not own humanz what haz interwebz. So tell ‘em wit like wordz.
Ai haz a swiwy kwestion.
Where goez mai faverites? Ai clicks dem, an ai luvs dem, an den ai cantz findz dem! = (
In Ur ICHC profile
Snarky Wife Kitteh sez
“Typical. Itz bin yeers since you were abul to turn anything on.”
Ize hab kwesstun ffum hoomin:
She Cs pixtur, tten capshun
ten capshuun repetes below
but nawt-seconkd comment is nawt caption???
Husband Kitteh makez a big hairy deal of turning on teh dishwasher for u
u use dishwasher? i lik mai dishes kleen.
1 moar kwestn: how shee cin comment on pixtur?
Vikie sez Oh Hai, Mon Mom Nom dryfud srver must go naow an feed meee
Ize hab kwesstun ffum hoomin:
She Cs pixtur, tten capshun
ten capshuun repetes below
but nawt-seconkd comment is nawt caption???
Husband Kitteh makez a big hairy deal of turning on teh dishwasher for u
u use dishwasher? i lik mai dishes kleen.
1 moar kwestn: how shee cin comment on pixtur?
Vikie sez Oh Hai, Mon Mom Nom dryfud srver must go naow an feed meee
VikEE sez Kthx im bak. Must ha been Gloria submittedd 2ce.
Sry.
Sileh curser kips hoppin liek rabit, maybE it dooded itz!
An dey always do it “for yu”.
ai luv dis lolz soooo fuhneee…