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  1. annipuss says:

    Him’z mai soljer

    • Aahz says:

      N I b prowd uv himz

    • Khaaaaaaan says:

      Can a kitteh haff dog tagz? :)

    • A FIVE way makramay! If ai hav counted rite!

      FastFingursAnnipuss, momwkitteh, princess mu, Aahz and nightshayde!

      Conga Ratz to yoo awl.

      An again= off to teh TY Boo Teek! Did yoo heer waht iz there nao???? Snoglobez wif teh dansing walrus! AND – I dint reelee get a chance to see it, butt Philiippe said teh snoglobesz ov the Nawtee Barn were VERREEE interesting wehn yoo shook them! LOL!

      • AfriCat says:

        sawwy tu buttz in JCH4K but jes inna case u didn c, i evenchewually posted teh storee ov teh findin ov mai Tammy-kitteh awn teh fred wher u asked abowt hur.
        kthxbyee

        • Thanks Africat! ;) Ai will go bak an luk at it! Ai luv this kind ov storee!

        • midnightsdeer says:

          Ai tak dis oper tuna tee tu sais mah midnight nawt coem hoem yet. Him still on advenshur fur 2 weks. Ai still luks fur him ebery nite an takse mashet.. big nife to cuts paf in denz wuds tu cover moss uv it wit in da 2 hours ai got til it gits dark.
          .
          Ai stop nao making consenter.. eber wider circles round haus. An folk-ice on cloz. Ai ascared dat it iz moer ub tu midnight fin hiz way hoem.
          .
          Labee ub stree iz “capshur, fiz, releas” directer perzon. Seh sai midnight loses hiz cent twail. So ai lives en hoep he coemz hoem soom.
          .
          Ai fank ew awe from boddom uv mah hart fur ewr prayers, concerns and well wishing.

          • Jula says:

            I iz so sad to hearz dat ur kitteh iz on advenshurz. Sumtiemz kittehs has so much funz dat dey furrgetz der famlee.

            Plz put up posterz of ur kitteh and let da udder hoomans kno dat ur missing a spehsul part uf ur famlee. I is so sad knoing dat ur kitten iz not at ur homes!

            I iz finkin of u an ur kittehz and hoomans. But plz let udder hoomans kno so dey can helps u. Kplzthxbai.

            PS: Now I has a sad.

          • tidmum says:

            {{{{{{midnightsdeer and midnight}}}}}}

            Brite beems ov lite comin yor way, to halp teh sweet kitteh find himz way hoam.

          • O ai so hoep he cums hoem soon! Did yoo go aut in teh street an tell teh peeple passing bai?

            ai did when mai Florian got aut. An taht iz hao ai found him. Peeple hoo were aut walking came an tole mee where they had seen him.

            {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}} SUCH a skeeree an terribul taim fur yoo rite nao!

            • midnightsdeer says:

              Ohai Janet.
              ai put ub ober flyers in 96 plaz points (ebery intur secshun in 5 mile radius, ai maeks map wif red Xs) Flyer haf kyoot big picshur (maek peeps go “awww”) an tear-offs wif smaw fumbnail picshur of kitteh (iz sam az mah avitar akshuly) an mah fone numer. Ai change big picshur uv kitteh ebery weekend an replas aw dem. Ai ridse mah bicycle tudu dat, iz bery long weih, but ai also caw tu midnight wile ai doo dat so ai nawt taek car so can here him iv he caws bak.
              .
              Iz beree skeeree, mah hubbie, he sai we should stop lukin an git a new kitteh, aw fink he worry dat ai so obsessd, but ai cannut stob finking him ow der aw ascered and alonely.

              • moe says:

                sry Midnight nawt hoem yet. yu’z doin ebberyfink a hyoomin kin do to bring yur kitteh bak — iz obvius dat yu lubz Midnight berry mush. i hoeps an praez himz comez hoem saef.
                .
                (((((((((((((midnightsdeer an midnight))))))))))))))))

              • Deer midnightsdeer – do nawt be gibbing up. He may yet com hoam. An ov corse yoo ar obsessed! Yoo luv him an he is missing!!
                .
                Did yoo call awl the vets offices, an odder animal places? An send tehm teh flyer wif yur nayme an phone – an his pickchoor?? Taht iz reellee important. Offen peepl find a kitty an taek them to the vet – oar animal control. oar Humane Societee.
                .
                An that iz also waht wuz so awful fur mee – thinking hao scaered he wuz. Iz a MOAST awful thing!
                .
                But – unless somewun found him an took him hoam – also a pawssibilitee – teh chances ar he iz nawt that far away. Florian wuz awnlee 4 bloks away – but 4 bloks in ebree direkshun iz a LOT ov territoree!
                .
                But it iz also important to speek to the peeple passing bai. Lots ov them. Wallking peepl see things,
                .
                {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}} Mai hart iz borking fur yoo.

              • t haugen says:

                Plz not to givz up on teh kitteh comin bak to u. God lookz afterz them.
                Hopes ur finding him soon

          • jk2kitteh says:

            wii awl send gud thots 2 be havin midnight bak hoem!

          • booklion says:

            Sending gud thots and luvs & prayrs to yu nd Midnight.
            Sending beecon ov scent & lite to yur haus to draw Midnight bak hoam to yu.
            {{{{{{MIdnightsdeer&Midnight}}}}}}

          • cowdogwah says:

            Sorree nawt to doez in lolspeek–i iz nawt so gud wid it. Iz newlolbee.

            My husband’s cat went on an adventure for about two weeks–leaving from the second floor fire escape. We took all kinds of old, stinky tee shirts, and put pieces of them around the neighborhood. We also put down cat box stuff (used) and things with the other cat’s scent on it.

            We cried and cried, and the other cat named Big Steve kept wandering around sighing.

            Husband got one telephone call from someone who believed he had seen the cat about 5 blocks away, hanging out at a parking garage.

            One morning, the cat was banging on the bathroom window. The first thing Big Steve did was whack him hard.

            Miracles DO happen. I am praying for you.

            • eubie says:

              Hello, cowdogwah, adn well come 2 the wundrfull whirled uv teh cheezpeeps. Pls come adn plai wif us mor tahms. U willl find mini naise peeps adn mini gud funs. U seem lahk wun uv us awl reddi!

            • divakitty123 says:

              My Mango-kitteh wen on avenchurr 4 ober a week. Ai put her pichur up ebrywhare an finly got call dat she was hangin around sumwun’s bakyard…de pichur saved her. She hissed an showd me awl her pointy enz sumting awful…liek Ai wuz de wun dat made her get lost! She still tries 2 go 4 solo advenchurrs! Sillee kitteh! Nao she’s gotz de microchippeee cuz she iznt smart-enuf to sta inside.

              I also welcum Cowdogwah! Cud it b dat u have a ACD (Aussie Cattle Dog)? Dey R wunnerfulee smart goggies. I had wun fer years and lubbed her sooooooo much. Cried and cried wen de awful cancer took her. Still think ’bout my Mattie.

            • angelwaits says:

              Aih hed caw-dahg wunz. Himz dIdd ov kansur — much teerz, eben 5 yeerz lateh.
              Midnightsdeer U cud putz himz nAm und desk descru lukz on deh rAdeeo und onz teevee?
              Me hopz yr katt found zoon, zafe!
              Und zo zeyz Gloria und Victoria, mehz tabbiezz.
              Und eben Rubee, meh [[Shh! ((dawg)).]]

            • JAJEH says:

              Hai cowdogwah n welcum! Luvved yer storee. Part about Steve whacking the kitteh wen he finallee got hoem made me LOL!

          • littlemissfancypants says:

            Iz so soree midnkghtsdeer. i hopes yur kitteh comz hoam soon. do not loos hopes. mai kitteh george went on adventur foar 2 years, and den came hoam
            after a big stormz. gess he jus decided owtsides wazznt foar him. i will be thinking of yoar kitteh and praying he getz hoam sayf an sound soon wif menny stories to tell.

    • cristo says:

      Hey I gots a cat-tag.

    • Stephanie says:

      No, he’s mai soldier! :P Seriously tho, who recaptioned this? He’s been getting emails like crazy from people he’s never met and it’s kind of funny haha..

    • Tiena says:

      Iz 2 cute!

  2. mom21kitteh says:

    ai keepz hims lap sayfe!

  3. princessmu says:

    i r gude luc charm

  4. Aahz says:

    Battl buddee awlsew can haz comfy lap…

  5. nightshayde says:

    Keep him saef (and awaek), Kitteh!

  6. Sempurrrrr Fi!

    Sry dat Meowrines, nots Armies.

    • The Crapture says:

      PFC Hassa’s branch tag on other side of his BDU’s says Army and his cover is round not flat-edged like Marine cover (mah big brudder was in Teh Meowrines, big sis just retired from USAF…I enlisted in teh Army, but got RFT on a Medical after screwing up my left knee during a freak PT injury the first week in…would have likely gone to Desert Storm if not for that …Communications MOS)

  7. AfriCat says:

    LOL! doo u c teh soliderz name? hassa – “I hassa battle budy!!!
    :)

  8. rhsb says:

    OMGWTFBBQ!!!

    ***SSSSPPPPLLLLOOOORRRTTTT***

  9. amandakat says:

    i be his safety cat.share in tour .then we return home together.

  10. Sonjiapup's Dad says:

    Kitteh make shurz dat awl the soljers comez home saif.

  11. kitkay says:

    Buddy, U lookz tyred! Lemme tayke ovver; ai R a gutt driiver!!!

  12. The Crapture says:

    “WAR KITTENS?!?!”

  13. rhsb says:

    Ifn dey izza packidj deel, den ai sai YYYEEESSSSS!!!!

    • Ohai rhsb! U has quite a partee furr ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! U axed aboot mai naem. Say it really slo… Oh..ah..tah..goo..siam..an keep sayin it owt lowd ober n ober.. tehn u will blush an’ laff. It helps iffn there’s somewun else in teh room wit u. Bee sure to speek LOWD!!

  14. bunnybunches says:

    warrior cats lol

  15. sawa says:

    I be my own Vet.

    An I ain ‘fraid of no-wun.

  16. amandakat says:

    teh ccc is comin,
    gets to rhsb sucks up brains into Kone vaccum
    emptys cannister 4 brain reassembly
    packs braines carefully bak inta head
    uses glue gun with sparkly glue sticks to stick all togather
    wraps wid electrical tape and staples for gud measure
    gives rhsb sum cherry filled choklits and warm ginger ales
    applies camu blankee
    rest …and feel better

  17. eeben if ai’z no gitz da nawt-sekkund, ai liek wehn der iz nawt so mutch commints. and i liek it wehn we playz alfalfa-bet game…omg….MUZT START!!!
    let’s naem awl da day-savers- da trollz, dey run ‘froo Gotham!
    Atom Ant
    Batman
    Chocolate Samus (joonyer day-saver)
    D….

  18. Susan says:

    Not LOLspeaking this one…thank you from the bottom of this soldier mom’s heart. That is priceless (and currently being sent to son overseas)

  19. mopapa says:

    Is the soldier in this one and the soldier in the connected photo the same guy? Kinda looks like it.

  20. jmuhj says:

    Just hope this cat is SAFE.

    And all other cats, too.

  21. Cranky Saint says:

    I know that look. I’ve worn that look. That is the look of a soldier wonder why he listened to the recruiter. That is a look I still wear thirteen years after listening to that recuiterthe first time. I’m sure I’ll be wearing that look again after the retension NCO talks me into re-upping again. A furry battle buddy sure makes it easier to bear, tho.

  22. Brian says:

    WIN!1!!1!1!!

  23. guitarfreak says:

    Clevur pikchure. Cyoot!
    NAO….. Anybuddy no wat 2day is?
    *Bum da bum bum bum*
    Its Lol day
    To partee wee may
    Evryfings ok
    Cus its lolday

    Lets go has some caek
    Maybee swim in a laek
    Dis is not faek
    ITS LOLDAY!

    I has a happee
    Becus its lolday
    “sumfin dat rymes wif happee”
    BECUS ITS LOLDAY!!!

    “Gitar solo bai mee”

    SING ALONG!
    Its lol day
    To partee wee may
    Evryfings ok
    Cus its lolday

    Lets go has sum caek
    Maybee swim in a laek
    Dis is nawt faek
    ITS LOLDAY!!!
    (sing along over)

    Bum da bum dum do dum bum BUM!

  24. SwervinKervin says:

    Some of these make me laugh, but I LOVE this one. We can never do enough to support our troops!

    Go get’em Kommando Kitty!

  25. eeckthecat says:

    Oh,ai haz a happeehappeehappee !!!
    Dere iz goin to be a cheezmeet at the Meeshigun Renaissance Festival on Aug.23rd !!
    Ai needs to A) finally buy a digital camera or B) get lots uv film !!!!!!

    • lunarmommy says:

      get teh dijital kamra. srsly. after my vakashun i taked 438 pikshures off my kamra (after deletin buncha bad wuns as i wented along). taht’s like, umm, *squinchy face hed hurts trying to do teh maf) abowt 20 rollz ob film. same munnies you spend on 20 rolls ob film plus payin to print teh wuns that didn’t turn owt, you could buy a dijital.

      • lunarmommy says:

        haz fun at teh cheezmeet an teh rennysiance festival! bof sownds like lotsa fun! if teh Lost Boyz Midevil Rocknroll groop are tehre, tell tehm “ohai” frum teh lady at teh Arid Zona rennysance festibal hoo got embarassed wen teh drummer camed ober and sat on her lap! :oops:

        • Peeple!! sounds to me like there is a story here. Wut do yew all say? Do we wants to hear the story?

          • cweenmj says:

            *pulls up chair next 2 Fleep.*
            Heer, Fleep haz sum popkorn. Dis awtta b gud.

          • lunarmommy says:

            :oops: oh well, iz not much ob a story, i wuz at teh arid zona rennysince festibal wif my son’s sixf-grade class (it wuz verry edjumakashunal feeld trip, yoo knowz, lurnin all abowt teh middul ages an stuff) an i taked teh boyz in my groop to heer dis keltik-parody musik groop Teh Lost Boyz, an we wuz jus sittin tehre on teh frunt row seet mindin owr own bidness wen teh drummer, hoo had tehse bongo-drumz on a strap arownd hiz nek so hims culd walk arownd, camed ober an sat on my lap. owt ob nowhere. teh line in teh song wuz sumfin abowt “bein my bonny lass,” so gess it wuz appropryut to teh show. skared teh :shock: owt ob me. rite in frunt ob my boy an owr feeld trip buddees too. :oops: i iz respektamuble feeld-trip-shaperonin mom, almost maybe just abowt old enuff to be teh drummers mom. (him wuz kind cute, tho :oops: ) i telled h teh soshul-studees teechur in charge ob teh trip abowt my big advenchur and she wishd she had a pikshure! i’m kinda glad tehre izn’t wun.

          • eeckthecat says:

            **eeck duz nawt liek popcorn sew much….grabs a box uv Raisinets & sits down next to Phillipe & Cween***
            Oh,yesh…tell me more,tell me more !!

      • eeckthecat says:

        Nebber thot uv it dat way !!! Maykes mucho sense !!
        Especially now dat film seems to be going teh way uv teh dodo bird…..

        • lunarmommy says:

          yah, iz harder to find an gettin more ekspensiv. a 1-gigabiyte SD card duznt cost berry much, tahts wut i putted all my pikshures on. holds a lot. an tehn yoo just order prints ob teh gud wuns. i gotted 151 prints frum my vakashun piks, all teh best wuns.

        • nightshayde says:

          Doan get meh started on how menny munniez it cawsts to develop a dodo bird. :roll:

  26. burfday fairy says:

    an now, as annowsed a fyoo lolz bak, heer iz teh burfday fairy, now doing hur burfday fairy fing on teh FURD LOL ob teh day! (kawz by teh time i gets arownd to it, teh nawt-sekond lol iz uzully old nooz an no wun iz talkin on it anymor) so heer’s todays big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, an eben teh trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! burfday fettiz, homaed cakes an shiny party hats wif pompoms for ebreewun!
    ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั ยค ยซ ~ ยง ยป ฮต ะถ ั
    (an wen yoo blow owt yor burfday kandles, make extry wishes for teh soljurs to all be saef! )

  27. OriginalFatCats says:

    Hitler Kitteh has infiltrated the Army.

  28. RA Crouch says:

    The private looks tired.

    SFC

  29. Wuh-Tuh-Fuh says:

    he just a baaaaaaaby.

    not the cat, the guy with acne.

  30. lunarmommy says:

    hi ebreeboddy, dis is off-topik (but izn’t prolly 60% ob kommints off-topik? :D ) i haz putted a pikshure on my cheezakkownt ob sum funny fishes at teh akwariyum wher we wented on owr vakashun. wuld make grate LOL, but i kant fink ob anyfing funny to say on it. wuld like to see teh klever peeplez (taht’s not me :( ) make sum funny lols wif my fishy pikshure! fanks! :D

  31. Jack Deth says:

    Prittee Tukkz Kitteh’z
    Beeg Gye iz a soaljurr. Himz
    dayr 2 protekkz hurz

    Beeg Gye’z dayz arz hawrdz
    andz lawwnnng. Himz allwayz maykz tyme
    4 Kitteh rubbinz

    Rubbinz unnurrz t3h
    chin beez t3h besstest! Eeben
    if dayz enndz 2 soon

    Kitteh stanz garrd wyle
    hurzz Beeg Gye sleepz. Maykz shur himz
    getz a full nyte’z rest :-)

    Jack.

  32. bogie says:

    Kitteh no liken da MREs eether.

  33. vink_teh_ayzin_boi says:

    lulz. hoomin adz to teh caption. sez:

    “i [hassa] battle budy.”

    lulz. i notis.

  34. D.R. says:

    The milaterry must be ready for anything. Even snorgles and smoo.

  35. cSmall says:

    hoam sayfe Mr. Hassa!

  36. Kitteh…wen it absotutely, positibly HASTA be nommed obernight!

  37. …teh fyoo, teh prrrrrrrowd, teh sardines!

  38. Chr... says:

    He doesn’t look too good. I hope he’s OK

  39. n8 says:

    dat soljer looks worn teh heck out… hopez he can haz a nap soon in hiz own bed!

  40. Oh, Deer Ceiling Cat:

    pleez, pleez, pleez
    tuu bringez thems awl hoem
    veree veree sune
    โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

    Ahmen…..

  41. Jeff says:

    Awsomeness.

  42. JAJEH says:

    Dat soljer luks laike he’s haddit. Hoep kitteh keeps him saef n sane until dey boff ken come home berry berry soon

  43. divakitty says:

    Dis kitteh luks jus liek mai sweet Pokey. He wuz mai very nawt second kitteh an AI’d luvved him since he wuz 2 days old wif no eyes yet an hardlee enny ears or tail or feetzes. I losted him to cancer about 3 munths ago and miss him! (But my uddeh boy kitteh, Kirby, duznt miss him at all!)

  44. Jay says:

    I have a worry of opsec regarding this picture….this site is way too popular to put it out like that

    • kafleen says:

      Popular? Reelee? :D

      sum wud say it “jumped the shark.”

      To each his own.

      *snurt*

    • MishMel says:

      That was my first thought as well. The only reason I noticed the joke (I Hassa battle buddy) was because I immediately wondered why the name tape wasn’t blacked out.

  45. 102 SDC 102 says:

    Itz no wonder he listens to Solja boy XD

  46. sharizzy says:

    OMG! i hart dis pitcher!!!! is my nu fav.. faver… i lieks it!

  47. mak3cats says:

    Maybe I’m not playing by the LOLCATS rules of grammar, but this picture is so wonderfully poignant (although clever and punny) that I feel like treating it seriously. I’m forwarding it to every military person I know…

  48. Neek says:

    Winternet.

  49. C Bird says:

    Just another day at the office.

  50. CBird says:

    why won’t my comment show up?

  51. Kirsten says:

    That guy looks like the vow of silence kid on Little Miss Sunshine…

  52. They both look huggable.

  53. LizzieyKitteh says:

    awww, lolkitteh keepz sowldyur awaaykee

    mah sowldyur cud ewes da halp sumtiemz 2. :/

  54. enfy says:

    lol i n air force and dis givs new meenin to ‘DEM ARMY CATS’

  55. Stephanie says:

    :O This is MY hoomin! Who recaptioned this? He’s been getting emails like mad and we couldn’t figure out why lol!!

  56. Jez says:

    It sez on his shirt between ‘i’ and ‘battle budy’ “Hass a”
    So “I hassa battle budy”

  57. iMom says:

    I hope BOTH of you are back in the USA – safe and happy. (No LOL-speak here, buddies – just sincere prayers.)

  58. des tini says:

    THAT IS SO SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
    I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  59. Jezz says:

    It sez on his shirt between โ€˜iโ€™ and โ€˜battle budyโ€™ โ€œHass aโ€
    So โ€œI hassa battle budyโ€

  60. D.R. says:

    Holy McDumb*ss. It escaped.


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