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Taek 2 – deyr small!
ooh stinkee. concagulashious on ty fur nawt sekkund wif old lurker, nightshayde. danses and chawklit mooses or ty bootik fur u?
I need a bobbley-hedded kitteh. Do dey hab new ones at de boooo-teek?
new at the boutiqwue
speshul todai !!1!
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Oh I lub da char ming tayles!
takes free or 4
spechul sail 110% off !!1!
oooh ai had teh fun wif bottyksupply’s link……….ooooh kitty xmas lites!!! ai see onlion shoppin in mai future!!
ai fink ai sawed wun wif de pink floofy tayl. Heer. old lurker.
*lindykat hands old lurker bobbley-hedded kitteh* hopes u liek it, ido, ido, ido, ido
Hai old lurker!!
Deh tybooteek b habbbing deh delibberee uv boblol-hedded kitteez yesterday. Dey b habbing deh tuxey wunz and sum orinjwunz and tabbeez adn meezerz adn puuurshunz…… deh list goez on adn on….. …… Hep yursef.
Plz to haz Gibbocat oardur teh kyoot kitteh heetin padz. Dey will be teh handee wen teh wevvur getz cold agin.
Sumfing kwiet & mellow, plz. Tybooteek wud be fien!
wud u liek de bobbley-hedded kitteh, 2?
yoo mist this previous offer:
http://www.snuggleyheatingpad.com/Fabrics/SleepTight.htm
and expresslee / expexshully 4 all of the new bebbeh skunk owners
this info page is a must haff 11!1!!
http://www.skunkhaven.net/NewSkunk.htm
Oooh – ai wantz teh snuggleyheatingpad wif teh kittehz!!!! Mebbe a bobblol-heded skwrl. Doze ar full uv kyoot!
Heer nightshayde. *lindykat hands bobblol-heded skwrl 2 nightshayde.* Enjoi de kyootimousness ov skwrl.
skwrls adn skuncles 4 evfree 1 !!!!!
fanks, wun fur eech inlaw.
agreed!
Take two, just in case ur in laws bring company! No worries. Their pocket sized!
Here! Take this, to the battle with you’re in laws!
*cue Twilight Princess ( Link just got something) music*
OOOOOOH Kute but stinkie
Nawt sew stinkee if’n yu getz dem fixed. Maek good petz liek kittehs eye hearz, Want but dey wud fase discr-deescrim–peeplz beeun meanz to demz
Mai fren in NJ hadz a skonk dat libbed in teh houze. He were lidder-trayned an de-cented. He still smelldded lyke a skonk. Da funnie ting waz dat he were almoss blind in da daytyme.
ohai old lurker.
mai fren hads wun nammed Fleur. Cyuuute.
Skunks hav VRY bad eyesite… But dey r kewt! I watched a mudder skunk wit her leetle kitz once — I stayed VRY still so she cuddn’t see me – her littel kitz were hopping all ober her! Then she realized I was neerby, and scooted wid them down de bank.
mai unklol wunst had teh scunk naymed Oreo, after hers faborite treet. her waz full of teh kyoot and win. wen ai spended teh nite, her wuld get teh mad (scunks dunt lyke teh change much at awl, gets teh mad bout noo peeplolz in deyr hawses) adn wuld stamp up adn down teh hall awl nite. her was full of dorable!
Aaaaww, fanks 4 teh sweeett storree, Mt1K!
Ai meeted a pet skonk a fyoo yeerz bak. She wuz part of a majik akt onna crooz ship. Hur stinkee bitz had been remooved & she smelled lubberlee. She wuz bery frendlee an cyoot.
Doah!!
Iz dat awl ai needed fur teh pleh former MIL ????
See – nawt sew hard, akshullee!
Noes. Teh MIL needz hevvy dootie repellantz. Ai mobed tu 10-O-C tu get awai from myne. Hmmmm… whatz stinkier dan a skunkz?
rode kiled skunkz.
trollz.
River Rouge,MI is teh stinkiest fing ai knows!
(lots uv industrial pollution)
did ai evr tellz yu that ai luvs yur avatr? is jus sooo cyuoot!
Why,fank u !!
Ai haz had manee compliments awn teh liddul purpol dude !
tehre wus a “stinkiest animuls” dcoumentashun once awen discobbery channl… teh winnur wus nawt dose liddul stinkers… but ai furgotted hu da winner wus… shame on meh… but deres sumfin stinkier dan dems.
It were Tasmanian Debil on discobery chanle worserest stinkees!
Gary IN. pleh! itz full uv teh stinkkie!
Used to pass thru Gary awn my way to see…hmmm…teh IN-LAWS!!
Coincidence??? Ai fink NAWT !
dat’s ware teh music man takes place. little opie singin “gary indiana gary indiana gary indiana mai hoam sweet hoam”
shapoopie!
Axullee, deh Music Man claimed 2 b frum Gary, Indiana.
Deh town deh storee takez plais in iz River City, Iowa.
♫♪♫
Ya got truble,
Rite heer in River City!
Wif a capital “T”
An’ taht rhymes with “P”
An’ taht stanz fur Pool.
♫♪♫
We dribes frumn Chikago to Mouseegan to perform, an I usually sleeps innna bak seet onna way home. But I can always tell wen we gets to Gary – I can smells it!
Ai haz werkd wif sum rillee stinkee pplz — teh kindz dat leevs klowds uv stink behindz dem. Pleh pleh pleh.
ummmm-
I wurkeded in a ER fur a whil…… we wud berri occasionali getz peepz dat wuz sos bad dat da techz wud putz awn da hazmat out fitz n we wud putz dem in da decontamination shower (rly! we haz wun!) n scrubz dem afor weez putted dem in da room….
whenz dah lefted weez put a botlol ub labender oil ‘tached to da O2 hose in da room fur hav an hour…..
wuz immeresting…. I wuz registrarr n gotted ta beez “up cloz n personel” wif demz fur regististratin…. sum timz hadz ta search cloz fur ID…. dubl pleh….
momcat
{{{gascat}}} Ai can nawt eben imajin.
::sarcasm off::
Yoo shuld get teh skunkee medal
::end::
Mom awlwayz sed tu wear kleen unnerwear in case yor in uh aksident, but ai fink ai taik it wun step furfur. Ai taik uh shoawur N-E-tiem ai feelz ‘tinkee jes in case ai find maiself in uh “stikee sichyooayshun”.
n66-
shwer nawt bad idear…… u woodn’t beliefz da shapez peepz cum in….. phun iz whun deh dun sumfin dangereus n we havz ta gib dem da “charcole cocktail” pleh awl ober da plaz……
aniwho- weez awlz fout dat da undie fing wuz phunni… ifnz u iz “foun down” u iz gona loose AWL ub yur clothez…..weiz neber eben notic da unda wear! howeber ifnz u reli wana beez nic two uz registrawrz….. awlwaiz hab sum form ub imentification on uz sumware dat weiz kan finz it easili……. diggen frew da stiki , icki ( u kan guess….) clothz iz pleh squareded!
momcat
eeckthecat!
OMG, it’s a kyut litl stinker.
Splort, I r ded…
Uh-oh!! a stinker splort!!
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*Putz on deh full face mask wif CHRG attached.
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy.
Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
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Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted!! heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Oh, Tank u Cweenmj. Choklit possum, is da nommiest. Nom, nom, nom. *Extendz da pinkee fingr for da teee* slurp, slurp, slur.
I iz longtime lurkr. But da stinky kyut cot me by surpriz…
*Sitz down nexting 2 Phat Cat.*
Welkum 2 Cheezeland!!! wii b glad 2 habbing u heer.
Deh onliest rule b 2 playing nise.
Ur lolspeek b egg salad!!! u sownding like a nativ, i finkso.
*Porez sef a cuppa tea.*
Nuzzer wun fer u wyle I’m poring?
Dere ya go.
*klinkke tee cupz*
Cheez!!
Did sumbawdee cawl meh? Mai earz are burnin.
Wut sownds liek uh Native?
Welcom Phat Cat. Dis pwace iz ful ob awesum and win!!!
Ai’m glad yoo decided tu com owt ob teh lurkee shadows.
IZ a a pwehshur tu meet yoo.
And you are awlready bloo. YAY!
Perfection Procrastination! I lub dat. I used tu cawl it mai Analysis Paralysis, let meh show it tu yoo.
Hey, NC66, Ai think u furgot ur CHRG!
I weft it awn mai udder ‘puter. Ai gawt mai cyoot-polarizing shades awn, though. Ai hoap dey’ll keep meh frum splortin’. Mehbee iffun ai doan luk direklee at teh lolpics.
Mus b caer full. Ew noes da big nom-E-nees iz coemin up. Ebery un mus don CHRG!
Oooo. Dats gud wurds fur it two!
Oh tank ewe. Had tu run to night meeting. It was te pleh. Glad 2 being
bak wit neyes folks in cheezland.
o, i fergetted. *klinkee cupz.*
Sry 2 heer bowt deh pleh meeting.
But u b heer now.
it b play time now.
yup. Yaaaaaayy!
Axullee, it b bedtyme noaw. :yawn:
g’nite {{phatcat}}
Adn g’nite awl u lurkerz. 2.
hey Hasim!!! bring da CCC ober here….
**openz da CCC doorz**
**Sweepingz up da braynes**
**Poors dem into PhatCats hed**
**Duckie taype to hol eberythin inside**
**nyce floofy blnkie and possum chonklit**
Rest a wile.
tanks yew OL.
phat cat gotz hims braynes scooped up TWYCE?
wow. mebbe hims has xtra braynes nao…
phat cat – - TELL ME HOW TO GET NAWT-SEKKUND!!!!
I dunnow. I nevar wuz nawt sekkond. Think u needs a tyme, spase warp thingy
to make u tipe reeel fast.
RIP Phat Cat.
oooh u CCC teems res…resu…brawt bak PhatCat frum deff. Hooray!
Storiz of my demize were somwhut exagermated.
Oh, mr. twain. ai dint recognize yu!
duz dis meen ur full uv teh stinkkie fawts nao?
Um, I tink we bettr keep da zippos in da poketsez. Just 2 being saf.
Yay for da CCC. Mayhowz we also need a Stinkee Contaimint Unit (SCU) ifinkso.
Iz teh biggess stink u evar sniffd, disgu… disgai…. diskai… HIDDN in furrys littul kyoot custum…
mai mutthr callz tehm teh blak an white kittehs. somtimes ai has to fink ifn she reeely meens teh kitteh, or teh skunk!
“Come to me, my little melon-baby collie!”
“Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?”
*mwah* *mwah* *mwah* *MWAH*!
You can call me flower, if you want to
Yittle behbeh Flower is berry kyoots.
Bambi ref…FTW!!!
cweenmj, a few lols ago u sedz u hadz idees on ur helper payge fur Mac kittehs. ai jus wanneeed to sai dey do wurk. Fank u fur alla da Mac kittehs. nawt as gud as da haffin of da favorit button under da cheezburgers, but u haz da answerses. eleventy fanks!!1!
*Bows perlitelee*
I liv 2 serv.
u servin disserts? ai wood liek da blooberry bukkle wif whoopy creme.
ai can has moltin’ chocklit caek?
an getz frens………….wuchu up tew nao, oh fren gaverer?
ohai, jamamakitty. ai sawed ur pictyure on cweenmj’s meet page. u wer most beyootemous wif ur camera. an u collected me weh u helped me get bloo and avatar at saem time, remember remember?
ah yesh, ai remember it well……………….. luks laik it still werkin, tew!!
sometiems WP getz da high back at me an eetses mai commints, an sometiems WP kalles me lindycat. Dunno wai, juss goin wif de flow…rollin wif mai cheezfrens homies.
it warmse my hart to no dat u rememberses still da wai u do.
ah yesh, AI remember it well
yew kitty pix are sew cyooooooooot……. ai wud lurve tew hab teh kittlin but mai 18 yr old mamakitty prolly wudden laid teh interlolper at dis stage ob her laif…….. *finkin, finkin* mite put sum new pep in her poopz!!
A fren uv myne jus gotted a new orinj kitteh to be “liddul brudder” to her large,older cat.Whyle teh older cat iz nawt happee(yet!) wif teh new kitteh, he iz at leest movin arownd (runnin awai!)
Ai finks kittehs can gets used to new members uv teh famblee…none uv myne are as old as mamakitty,tho….
ai wud hayte tew upset teh mamakitty……….seh enjoyed teh compny wen her dotter wuz wif us….till 4 yrs ago…….but aifinkso her is kinda set inherways…. innyway her is teh queen ob teh house an as lawn as her is still wif me her is still mai baby an ai wudden hurt her feelins fur innyfing…… ai lurves mai girl (as we awl dew)
trip down memry lane…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipg_7ly8HoM&feature=related
we haz skunkies dat cum into our horse barn to eat teh barn kitteh’s fud…dey don’t bother us, teh kittehs, or teh horses. Ai don’t mind dem, but rabies iz a concern here, so we traps de skunkies nad takes dem out deeper in teh woods
AwwwWW!!! te kyootness…it r dedlee. *flameysplort*
WEEEEOOOO WEEEEEOOOOOO
CCC turnz in drive an putz out flameys.
Sweepey sweepey sweepey, sweep up GeekyPyro’s brayns
Scoopy scoopy scoopy, put braynes bak in hed
Blowey blowey patty patty, put out last of flameys and hold in playce
Tappety tappety tappety, ductape hed togeffer
Hands GeekyPyro 50s bavving cap and CHRGwdoi.
Wraps GeekyPyro in wet floofy blankey. Nao u rest in lownge a little wile wif nice cold beeer. U feel better soon, ifinkso
oooof tanks a tun lindy. Dat not ushuly happen dat big! *giggles* I gez I awlwayz gots fyre in ma hed. Dat lil stinkur, WANT! but my Cirrus, wud get much jealuz aifinkso. ntm mah big ol goggie dat finks anyfing wif no pointy-inds iz possibl noms.
Teh in-laws visit will beez teh stink…u wawtch…
Oh- hims so kyuut! Holdin on to CHRG… Ai ar lukky- Ai haz de nyse in-laws- but kyuut skunkie can visit ennywai!
Sew smellee but sew cyoot…
*SmellySPLORT*
ooooh heer we go agan
WEEEOOOOOWWWEEEEEEOOOO
CCC pulls up wif de gassy masks
Sweepy sweepy sweepy sweeps up guitarfreak’s brayns,
Scoopy scoopy scoopy scoops braynes in hed.
Tapety tapety tapety tapes hed togedder
Snaps 50s bavvin cap on hed and hands guitarfreak CHRG/fireextinguisies on it.
Stuffes guitarfreak in wet suit and zippys it u.
U sit way ovver dere on the lounge wif dis floofy blankit an fan. U feel better soon, uha
Fank you, lindykat. Feelz much betr nao.
Dis wun luks liek mai Gémeaux. I gues her naim is GéPeaux
“I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!” – LTCB
Skunk sniffee clrz out ur sinuseses, that’s fer shu.
ai has a fren hoo reeely likes teh smel of teh skunk. shes abit crazee, but ai like her thet wai.
whiskers
ai thot ov yew wen ai wuz playin on yewtoob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGQ62SgKc8&feature=related
Oh! fank yu soooo mush! ai luvs how teh skwerl is thinkin, “ai m getten thos nuts! ooh yes, a am…” an teh kitteh’s all “ai weeel thwart yuu… yu ar nawt takin thee nuts! nooo yu ar nawt.”
is so sweet yu thot ov me! *paws off to go bookmark teh vid*
ai getz lookin on teh yewtoob an goes wun wai den anuvver………… yew kin get innyfing yew laik on teh yewtoob!! (exceptin aluce)
Ai memberz … um…. leefee substances frum teh college dayz dat smelled liek skunk. Nao teh smell duzzint bovver meh muchlee as lawng as teh skunkee wuz in teh distance wen himz/hurz did teh sprayingz. Ai’m shoor it wud be a diffrint mattur wif fresh close-up stinkeez.
ai be wun uv teh sames peeps! ai lurves teh skunkie smel! ai hads a pet ferret once ( ai lurbed him berry berry mush ) an didn mind teh way he smelled eifer! tihs baybee is much kyoot an aim afrayd taht im gonna….
>splort<
sigh…its been a lawng time sinse ai done taht. lefted mai 50’s baving kapp at werk…
WeeeooooWeeeeooooooWeeeeoooo
Sqeech da brakez on da CCC.
Donut worreee Mugglemary!
*sweeeepeee sweeepeee da branes*
*scoopeee scooopie*
*put branez back in skull cabbity*
*put new loaner CHR snuggee on MM’s hed.*
*Squeee, tapee, tappey with da ducked tape.*
Oh, yup. Heeerz da chocollit possum and hot chokkolit bebberige.
Dere now. Awl bedder?
siggghhhhh
awl betters phat cat, thank youse!
>schnuggles down wif teh lubbly hawt chokkee an nibbles teh possum..
yummieee
tank youse sew mush!!
Mugglemary, I tryeded to unsplort you, but WP eated it the nawt second time, and den I forgotted to reply to comment insted of just comment, so WP putted my efforts waaaaay down at the bottum ov da fred. Glad to see dat sumwun else wuz closerer to help yu!
thankeee, harry!
ai am still trying to figger awt teh stoopy weird press maiself. ai goes tew look at your unsplort. ai feels so speshul, ai hads tree unsplort treetments!!
spycee fuds gibs u saem efekt…..
once wen I waz beeing a vol for a wildlife rehab center I had to foster 4 ob dez “woods kittehs” babees. Dey libed in our “guest” room and dey was so funny! Dey went eberwhere in a line wiff da biggest one always firtest ad dey made da sweetest noises. For dem, happi time was to dig so we gotz out sum old litter boxes and filled dem wif dirt and “prizes” for da babbies to dig up an find. Dey was so much fun. Da nite we released dem back into da real world cuz dey was big enough dey played all night inna yard and went away inna morning. Dez are wunderful critters.
wut a lurvely vishual storeee………. ai kin see dem awl lined up nao….
fanks fur sharin!!
Wut a wunnerful wyldlief storree, Lucy; Ai wil rember tihs wun foar a laung tiem;
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Haow rlly grate tuu haz suches an aminule bebbeh xperience!!!!!!!
Li’l Stinker
40 Winker
Letz trai dat uhgin.
Evil eyez WP
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SOOO Qte!
no hed splorts, plz. rizist da hed splorts. dey needs hyooj proseejur.
Dey’s so pritee and kyoot, awl at wuns! Sumtiems dey vizit mee at mai bak doar.
brave the odor and snuzzle it
I don’t mind if he calls me flower…giggle..
awwwwwww
::::::::looks in saem mirror as kafleen, teh mirror wif jus hur innit, an’ agrees…awwwwwww.
♫ Sheez taiks teh whole nappytime…♪…in his hand ♫
SSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTT!
Oh deer. Braynz ebberiware.
*peeyoo* *peeyoo* *peeyoo*
CCC comz tu uh screechin hawlt!!!
*Sweepy sweepy sweepy*
*Scoopy scoopy scoopy*
*Pat Pat Pat*
::Putz awn CHRG::
::Awp-eyez duckee taip::
*Brrrrrrppppp*
Bwankee? – check!
Hawt cocklick? – check! (wit mint ekstrack)
*sniff sniff*
::Spritzez with lemonee co-loan::
::Gibs lyanthya sum lemon cookies::
Yoo rest noa. Feel bedder in no tiem.
Ummm…dat wood be chocklick.
ai betz no wun wud hab ebben notised ………
Jes mai luck. Yor prawbuhlee right, Noa I put the spotlight awn it.
Shhhh…doan tell nobawdee.
Durn!
*wisspurrrz….. ai wudden tell a sole!!*
*wisspurrz bak…datz gud. Den nobawdee will noe mai foe paw.
Muh hubbicat callz um fooo pawz.
*giggllolz*
BTW- Hoa are yoo jamamapajamakitty? Hab yoo tried the Latex?
ai’m fine……… wachin mai marinerz try to climb out ob teh hole dey are in dis seezon……..tew liddul tew layte
Latex? paint, gloves, CHRG???
Awwww..unfortunatlee ai can nawt hab duh symphony fur yoo. Ai aer uh Anglez fan.
…
Noa yoo maik peez fink ai’m tawkin ’bout the chawklick again.
Latex! Yoo noez. It doez stuff liek dis:
*peepz
hmmmmmmmmm, Angels fan, huh? well ai gess yew are a home town boi…
otay ai kin furgib yew on dat wun…..
so teh Latex……… ai am nawt kwite shur how yew uses it……..plz to splain
I dunno yet. Ai fowd uh weirdpretzel article dat splaind it sumwut.
And..ai googlold it. butt ai kin nawt finger it owt.
Ai king jes do dis. (dunno if this will wurk)
Luk wut ai kin do. – Stewart
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LATEX& \&bg=ffcccc\&fg=cc00ff\&s=4\$
where 4 is the size ob the text, ffcccc is the background RGB color and cc00ff is the text color.
Take owt the \ before the &bg, &fg, &s and 4$
and \$LATEX, ai suppose.
Ai fot it wuld encode doez character. See? Ai can nawt finger it.
wai fanky!! ai haz nuff complicamated stuffs tew figger out atwerk rite nao… mai widdel brane cannot deal wiff dat rite nao…….ai am a liddel suprized teh w/p duzznt gibs us color font selection wiff bold/italics, etc.
yew iz dooin rilly gud wiffit!!
ai mus say nitey nite fur tewdai……. yew takes care an see yew later!!
meh too. (wurk and sleep) GNSTDLTBBB
rofl, ai didn notiss till teh second tyme ai looked
holy Freudian typo, Batman!
Too cyoot, despite teh poot?
iffin yoo haz da stubbern inlawlz, gib sum beenz….oooohoohoohoohooo…
Gud nite, cheezpeepz! Itz tiem fur meh to go hoam!!!
iz mah bedtiem. ai wer shoppinz.
G’nite nightshayde!!
haz sweet dreamz!!
jes lookin to see ifn de abatar camd bak.
rats. stoopy wierdpress.
Wehn dis happnd tu mii, ai
Logged out of ICHC
Logged out of WP
Logged back in to WP
Logged back in to ICHC
Den itz awl wurkin agin.
Mebby tri dat….
is too cute! I wants!
i fink it iz a skunk…
dey’re kyoot! but deadly…….
If that thing didnt have some sort of smelly gland i agree! I WANTS!
eez stinkumz, but wif mush ob da QUTE!
it is dangerous to go alone.
give dis to ur in lawz az a token uf gratitude!
dis a mochrie. y iz frum hooman perspektiv?
Guud niytz, awl. If dat RASSIN-SASSIN’-BRASSIN’-SASSIN’-FRASSIN’ Zeus kitteh duzzint let meh sleep tonite, him iz going to be teh BERY SAWRIEZ tomorroez!
Oobark, r u stil der? I wuz noticin that you wuz hasn problums favoritn fings. Wut I do, is just right-click the pickture, and save it on my hard drive in a folder. It saves both the picture and the caption. It doesn’t show up in anyone’s statistics as being favorited, but at least I have the LOL, and there is the advantage that when I visit, I can show it to my mother, who lives in a rural area without internet access, so that we can laugh at them again together. I will also still have them, even if this site does ever go kaput, as was predicted last year!
Tanks, Harry! I’ll (try to) memember taht!
ai fink in lawz wil wuv dalishish poket shize stinkee poo
takes too an kall me in teh mourning.
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Mugglemary! R u still wiv us? Scoopity scoopity up da braynes and pore dem bak intu the branium cavitee. Find all the branium bone peeces, and reassembul the jigsaw. Why can’t I evur find da last peece? O, der it is under da skunky’s front pawes. Puts da last branium bone in place, and pulls the skinny part over top, and combs da furs bak into place. Puts a new CHRG on, and ducky tapes da hole fing tegevur reel gud. Here’s a fluffy blaknwite stripey blanky fur yu, and a cup of tee, and sum choklit skunkies to nom on. Hope yur feelin bettur soon!
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fang kew, harry!
ai likes teh way u founded all teh bon peeces an put em bakk in orders. ai needs taht sum days, an no wun takes such good cares ob me. stoopy co workers.
ai also likes teh combin of teh furs eben tho ai not habs mush fur on mai hedd rite nao.
ai takes awl teh tee an chockie skunkies an hawt chockie an possums an stripey blankees taht are offereds!
oh nuts
Rednek Kitteh!
Awww…little bouquet of skunk iz kyoot!
is to skare off wif feer of stinc, or to slaiz wif teh kyoot?
a skunk grenade
you can call me a flower if you want to..i don’t mind
Wut a sweetie bebbeh skunkie (kitteh luukaliek)!!
Jes luukeing at hims gibbs me a happee, wich Ai rlly needez tudaiy!! Cheerz me up!!!! Ai hazza sadd becuz mai kitteh iys veree sik….
Sumetiems wen yuu tries tuu luuk onna guud siede, iyt duzn’t alwaise wurk, speshully wen yuu hazza sad. Peeps sumetiems geyts teh iympresshun taht Ai am a “Cheerful Charlie” tiepe; iyt maiy seam taht waiy bye teh waiy Ai poast, butt lottsa tiems Ai kan bees smyolyng onna aowtsied adn cryeing onna iynsiede.
Ai nebber beelieve iyn taikeing aowt my trubbles adn problums awn uvver peeps;
Ai figger iyf Ai hazza reesun foar a sad, iyts nawt tehir fawlt, soe wye shud Ai bees nastee tuu sumewune hoo duzn’t deserbe iyt;
Soe Ai jes goe awn syngyng: “Putt aown a happee fayse!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Iz wyrskunkie wun Iz knot beenen dwaggie, mi trainsfurm tu dat furm und u can haz 4 feets ub tale tu snug wib (webber Iz un da 4 feets ur da too feets at da thyme iz ur achosens (gezuntite!) ). I haz practicast mi tailey snugs menny yers, dun gnow ifs I gud yut, butts u is weelcum toos ma tailey aniwayz. Sogestiunz fur imp-pruv-mints alwise wilcum.
awww sooo schweet! it dusn’t look lik it would be all stinkeez
Ugh that is so cute I could scream!
what is that!!??
its sooo cute!
DA CUTENESS! IT TAKESEZ OVAH! GET AWAY FRUM MEH!
omg so cute
Iz cute til Iz turns arond…