Kitteh law #2
Kitteh law #2 If I fits in it I sits in it
sumtiemz da fit iz a bit tite.
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And dere’s no room 4 zits in it!
conga ratz upfi on ur nawt sekund place!!
how would u liek to silly brate??
Oh hai, Hashim!
Ai woold laik sum eye scream becos it’s rly hot (HAWT!) in mai offiss. And sum cool drinksies woold B lubbely. Thx evverybuddy 4 joining in!
Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
(congrats upfi)
Thanks rodney dill! *waves floofy paw*
O hai, guise! An urlee morning (fur me! ) TY fur upfi an Hashim!
Darn! Ai wuz heer, an wuz going fur it, but got bizzee luking at sumthing else an furgot!
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But yoo can bof go off to teh TY Boo Teek, an selekt sumthing verree nice.
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There ar awl kinds ov teh boblolhedded kittehs, teh cheezland snoglobes, teh kitteh cheessets, teh kitteh eerrings an neklaces, teh silkee scarves – an so much moar.
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Teh proprietor gibbocat, wif hiz assistant cweenmj, awlwayz maek shur taht there iz plentee ov ebreething!
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An az it iz still blakberree seeson, ai still smell teh fresh blakberree PIs at teh pie stawl. AN OH! Today tehy hav fresh peech as well!
Ohai JCH4K!!1!
no worriez if u forgot bout da nawtt sekund commint!!
u can join us at da TY booteek, i’m sure no one would mind!
Thankz, Hashim! Ai wud laik to com an luk – ai luv teh TY Boo Teek.
mai awntee Janet!!
teh cawfee caym tewday! ai’s goin tew buy a cawfee filtur fur maiself so’s ai can has a cup laydur awn!! fankoo ohsoh berree berre moosh!! {{{{{awntee Janet}}}}}
Ohai Jimmba
Me an angsty wun lurrrved teh tunes!! She sed yoo iz Guuud!!
Hai Tidmum, lawn tyme no speek!!
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ai’s glad yew lyke teh choons, ai’s wurkin awn sum new wuns fur mai new band, an altogedder moar heavy affair, mebes nawt sootible fur yer eers *snerk*
OOOOOO. I ar intreeged nao.
Let us no wen we can heer dem noo tunes
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I iz up to mah eers in Kidlets, appointments, Kittehs an IRL stuffs
Hoo sed it wuz ’summer holidays’ Moar lyke ‘Hell days’
Spozed to be gowin way nex week fer a few days. It r gonna be wet ifinkso.
ah well, boddles ob wine an a gud buk will pass teh time Hah! No dribin fer me-we is borreein FIL’s car an I wont dribe it !!! iz too big an shiney an I has a scared. Shame. Mr T.M be designated driber
gew lissen tew a band called the acacia strain, das teh kinda mewsik we be maykin, ai lubs it, menee don’t!
iffun it duz ai can gew tew mai momcats howse, teh festival is 10 minoots dribe awae!!! 
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awh no’s, is nawt nyce stuff tew hab. ai ar gewin tew a festival next weeken (bloodstock) ai hopez it duzn’t rain
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ai canoot drive sew mai frenz are all teh designated dribers, or teh taxi companee iffun ai miss teh bus!!
Ohai Jimmba. . . dun mean to intr. ..internp. . .braek inta your thread, but ai wuz scarded ai wuz da onlee metalcheezfrend! many happytaylz to meetz yoo! an ai gots to tellya – mai band jes got signed to Century Media – ai has a proud
:O cenchoory media?!?! watchoor band cawleded?
ai lubs teh metal! ai wuz brot up liznin tew pantera an machine head, iz in mai veins!
Hai, MadSkins! Nice to meetcha! Ar yoo a drummer?? An ai am happee tath deer Jimmba nao haz sumwun hoo speeks hiz langwige
an menee Conga Ratz (teh charming dansing wuns, ov corse) fur yur signing up wif Century Media. Ov CORSE hoo haz a proud!
Perhaps yoo cud put sumthing awn YooToob – an we cud see/hear it? Taht wud be fun.
An ai’ll bet there ar lots ov peeple heer hoo laik yur mewsik. Tho ai must confess, ai’m nawt kwite shur waht is iz.
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Fanks gize! Still noo hear – how yoo put linkies up? Does ai need do html or jes da website?
jes da website wifowt teh h tee tee pee
still naw answered whoo yoo are!! :O
cuz I haz a sneeky! jes fergawt, akshully:) Band is clawed ‘Luna Mortis” ai hits da drums and stays behind da pretty lady an mister shreddy. iz nawt deth meddle, moar melawdic an stuffs. hearz da linkses-
http://www.myspace.com/lunamortismusic
http://www.centurymedia.com/us/single_artist.php?ID=128
you guys are awesome!! an ai notice yew has epic beerd akshun gewin awn!! wel dun tew yew! iffun yew ever tour teh yewkay, can my ban support yew?
Absl. . .asblo. . . YEP:) essept if we playz togever, yoo know, we gots ta drinks da beer and talks all tuffgize, nawt da lolspeak at a meddle show:)
woops! gots to go to workses. grate meetins yoo, ai’ll be arownd!
ai wuz gunna say dat, but, ai rekun we shud wear a lolcat t-shurt or sammink, tew show owur support fur teh cheezpeeps … obveeyusslee cuttin teh sleeves off sew teh guns are owt
Luvd itz. Haz to tell mai sun abowt ur band. Himz interdused me two Apolyptica, ai interdused himz tew Medaeval Baebes
Ai hope yoo laik it az much az ai doo! An mai, that wuz kwik!
But duzznt iz smell gud? Ai used to send it too mai fren Charles in Palm Springs, an it neerlee drove teh peeple in teh post office crazee!!
An {{{{{jimmba}}}} yur welcom!
it smellz delishuz, ai cud smells it befur ai eben openeded it!! ai’s purchaysed a cawfee machine an am abowt to mek a brew!
LOL!! Oh Jimmba – yoo had to buy a cawfee masheen? Waht were yoo drinking befoar???
But – ai think yoo’ll bee so happee wif teh cawfee masheen cawfee taht you’ll nebber go bak!
instant cawfee, it is teh PLEH!! dew nawt want, altho, is gud wiv a mcdonals brekfast aftur a nyte owt
Thx and welkum back frum mai hoam cantry, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! AI hope u has overkum teh jet lack?
Thanks, upfi! Ai wuz so sorree to go – ai reelee doo luv jermanee. Ai lived there fur so menee yeers – an Salzburg, too! An ai miss mai frenz there sumthing feerce.
But it iz to be haom again, too. Ai just need to be two, maybee three peeple – so ai can bee ebreewhere ai want to bee!
Am ai mite bee too jet lagged yet to know hao ai am!
oh datz eesy….ai kan helpz yew wiff dat !!!!
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Yer OWR JANET !!!!!! ( ov an undeterminit numburz ov kittehz)
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Welcum hoeom owr Janet…….kan onli stai a minit….gettin reddy tew goes an meetz Kaffleen teh dawndkey an Roger owt in Daviz….( dey sai iz howt owt der….Emeryville iz akshually chilly deses day !? in Awgust !
and no touchy by hoomanz kthxbai!
Conga rats 2 U, too, Hashim! Come, let’s go 2 teh ty bootique. Dis is my nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!!! WOOOOT!!!! Happitail!
dans hop prance caper jump
twirl twirl spin spin fall over
*gigglol*
Ai can has bobble-heded kitteh? And sum wind chymes? Please?
Mornin Upfi an Hashim
Congats awn yor ty.
Teh Tybooteek is awaitin your delectayshun of whutebber yoo wantin.
hello tidmum!!
fank u fur da conga ratz!!
ohai Upfi! Congratumashulashuns awn yur nawt sekkond nawt sekkond
(department of redundancy department?)
heer—haz sum nize ize T…itz hawt heer, dats awl Ai drinkin latelee…
duz yu lyke lemmin or melk wif yur T?
(schlurpping….sawree, Ai hads tu halp maiselv tu sum wile Ai wuz heer…)
Ai has a furst (NAWT a “nawt sekkond”, just fursteee iz awl!! LOL)
Fank u 4 teh ice t. *clinky glasses wif turtlol* CHEERS!
Ai have it just as it is – nekkid and cool. AAAAH. Feel bedder nao. No, ai is nawt beeing redundant, it was mai *whispers* very nawt sekkung tyme of being in teh tawp spot. Sow u c, ai needed TWO nawt sekkunds.
datz a kewl ting (schurlps lowdlee awn T-glas)
Ai onlee has wun uv dem, and it wuz a LAWNG tyme ago…
but Ai dismember, it wuz BERRY eggsiting fur me! Ai wuz twirling around in teh office and office werkers make teh “koo-koo” hand sign arouwn heds…
mai lack uv soshul lyfe, let me sho yu now….
Schrodinger shrunk
lolz yeah teh third owtcome can be dat teh labs gets tineee!
or becomes litterbox, then its the turd owtcome.
is invetab. . inenviab. . .iz gun happen.
Kitteh! Do nots put all yoor legs in one baskit!
FTW!!!1! And mush bedder than mai silly rime.
Noes!! Nawt sillie Upfi. Wuz berry clebber
You is comin to TTI in Settember?? Where ? For Holidays? I has a nosey
Ai is comin to Morley, dat is south of Leeds. Ai had bery bery good frenz dere. We has noun each ovva 4 awlmost 20 yeers nao. Dey iz nawt cat peeps, but goggie peeps. My frend Sheila is blind and has a guide goggie. But kyoot laik bebbeh kitteh. Iz u neer, tidmum? Ai has a nosey, 2, and woold lubz 2 meet u in purrson.
Noes. Sadlee I iz at the udder end ob teh Country
Guide Goggies is teh WIN an OSSIM!!! So clebber an faithful.
Oh noes, wadda pitty.
It woold have been lubbely 2 C U.
Ai sented yoo bof a long messaj heer – but WP haz eeten it. Ai hope it coms bak wun day!
fank u, Janet! Ai will keeps l00king 4 it.
Kitteh b’n plantid :O
And if ai sits in it ai peas in it!
if it duzznt beelong der an i can sitz in it…. im gonna pea in it!
picnic masket…. ot wat i had in mind akshullee…
i mean basket, picnic basket
ICHC haz become isolated all of a sudden!
iz i alone here??
anybody home??
i fink not…*sigh*
Gud morning Hashim! Yoo ar nawt alone! Wud yoo laik to hav sum peech PI an cawfee wif mee??
ok!!
gud idea, i can haz sum ice cream wiff da coffee pweaze?
Doo yoo want teh ice creem (vanilla??) just plain, oar ala mode awn teh peech PI?
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An hao doo yoo taek yur cawfee??
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Sawa – ar yoo still heer? Doo yoo want sum cawfee an PI too??
If upfi coms bak, she can joyne us. We can hav teh silleebrayshun rite heer wif teh cawfee an teh blakberree an peech PIs an teh vanilla ice creem!
EBREEBUDDEE – com heer. PI an ice creem fur awl, an sum deelishus freshly brood cawfee!
*schmoo onna cheek* {{{{Janet}}}}
Plz may I has a slice ob Peech?
Wow dats sum nommy smellin Pie
Fankyoo. No Icecreem for me thnx-I noe likes it
Ai is here! HERE!
*jumps up and down eggsitedly*
I’z heer, Janet! I culdn’t sleep no moor, so I thot I’d stop bai an see wuht wuz going awn in cheezland.
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PI fer brekkie? YUM!!! Iz teh nom nom nom nom nom!!! I duzzn’t liek teh cawfee (I kno, Vienna did nuffink fer mai cawfee-dwinking skillz), so I’z gonna haz sum milk wif mai blakberree pi. Iffn dere ar any eskapee blakberrees, I’ll eets dem up!
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Pi for breffuss is teh WIN
Whut time iz it where yoo is at? Is it Early O’clock?
iz Early O’Clock – wich iz later tahn Stoopid O’Clock, but way eerlier dan reasonable time. (iz jes befoar 7 AM, but I woked up arownd 5, starting finking abowt eberyfing I needs to git done, an culdn’t go bak to sleeps)
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an den teh kittehs started fiting….such a grate alarmklok – NAWT!
Please nawt 2 worry abowt eberything, PB2K!
{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}
Nawt good 4 ur health and we need u 2 bee as healthy as possible b4 teh operashun neggst week, if ai remembers core actly.
Ai knows it is eesijer said then dun, but still try. Nuthing was eber achieved by worrying. nuthing good in enny cayse.
Fanks, Upfi! I tries nawt to worree, but iz eezier sed ahn dun sumtiems! Espeshullee wehn I jes decided las nite to spend teh weekend in Stratford, ON…wich will be da FUN, but meens I wont git anyfing dun arown teh apartmint. Oh well.
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Yup, I goze into teh horspittel awn Wednesday, an den teh transplant iz teh week affer. Fortunatlee, I duzznt has to hab an operashun – teh transplant will happen via IV – teh stem cells will jes drip into mai port! Kinda dull sownding, akshullee. Wich iz gud. I’z had enuf eggcitemint fer a wile.
Iz bery inneresting. Will yu brings gud mewsik to lissen to fur teh calm & healing effex? & pixshurs ov kittehs, ooh, & I kno, a REKORDING ov yr bery own kittehs purring, on a continyu us loop. Eben if yu cants haz own kittehs nearby, can haz comforting purrz.
O hai, PBK! {{{{PBK}}}} Ai’m so glad teh operashun thing iz going to bee soon an tehn yoo will hav awl ov this behind yoo – ai hope!
An ai’m shur yoo hav had enuf eggsightment to last fur a lawng, lawng taime!
Waht are yoo seeing in Stratford? Ai’ve nebber bin there, but awlwayz wanted to. Ai hav heard the produkshuns are berree berree gud.
Heehee! I noes dat kitteh larm clok fing!!
Fern duz Jump onna belly..jump orf teh belly..wait…Jump..orf..”Bree”.. jump awn..”Bree Bree” .. POINTY ENZ INNA TOES…Arrrggghhhhoooowcheee..
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Hazel spended teh hole nite unner teh blankee tween me an Mr T.M.
She NEBBER does dis. She juss wanna be rite neer meh while she feelin teh poorly.
She cleerly lubs u, tidmum!
What beez deh nooz on Hazel tidmum?
are she OK?
No nooz yet ,two_kittehs
Ya, I DID NAWT SLEAP GUD. I fink I slept abowt 3 or 4 ours. Right nao here its arownd 6am. Wish I could go bak to sleep.
Mai fatigue, let me givez u it!
Sorry 2 here dat u can’t sleep, guitarfreak. It’s 1:15pm ware ai libes and ai can sleep awlmost enny tyme. I has a sad 4 peeps wif sleeping disod … diss … trubbles.
I don’t fink its a sleapin disordur, I fink its moar teh summur insomnia.
I getz prollums sleepsing in summer, too.
iz had baaad nit mare- sumfin bout gimongus stuffeded animalz tryin ta tie me up ( I haz da weird dreams)- I iz sew tigered but I no wantz ta go bak ta sleep- ifnz I do,da nitmare will cum bak- it awlwaiz duz….
I wuz up untilz 2 earli-o- clock am. iz 6:30 earli naow- I no haz ’nuff sleepz….
momcat
(gunna tri ta go bak ta bed ina bit, mebe da nitmare will hab wandered off bai den)
ooh – I almoast fergettid:
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Ooooh, ai can has an ice cawfee, yes? Wif Jimmba’s (hi there! Greetinx to TTI) cawfee and JCH4K’s vanilla ice, we R awl set.
*gets tray and huuuudje cups and pints of cawfee and even moar pints of vanilla ice and maykes ice cawfee 4 awl cheezfrenz and lurkers*
darn… i bee layt… still sum parteh goin own herez?
Sum parteh, yes. But wif long interwaltz!
den iz okeh… ai jus will bwing sum martoonies ob da choklit an join da parteh. interwaltz be good… i will hab dem to (slurping mai martoonies)
*clinky glasses wif siobhan*
Cheers! Haven’t had a choklit martoonie b4, but must B good cos eberybuddy is having dem here awl teh tyme.
hey Janet an TANK YOO for teh cawfee an PI. I hav small corn … conf … okay I’m ownin up now … I had cawfee an leftova cottage PI for brekfas tihs mornin … I wuz tellin mysef I needed teh IRON but nope I reely jus fancied it …
(I no I’ve bin on teh site for a wyl now but I’m still a littul shy … I also tend to come an go over teh corse of teh day, dippin my tows in teh ICHC pond so to speek … so tank yoo for tinkin of me.)
LOL! sawa! Yoo may be just “dipping yur toesies” but do nawt thing fur wun minit tahtwe dp nawt notiss yoo are heer!
Whn ai wus liddle mai Antee Mari-ellyn maid hot appel pi wit simminon ice cream. U tawkin bout pi r’minded me uv dat. Nom Nom Nom Nom……
sorry i couldnt reply earlier… i would liek sum vanilla wiff choklitt syrup on it!!
u can haz one too!!
It iz a reelee funnee feeling, isn’t it, wehn suddenlee, yoo think yoo ar teh awnlee wun there? It happened to mee sum taim ago – layte at nite – an it wuz eerilee lonelee. An ai donut usuallee ebber feel lonelee.
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But then, so bye an bye, cweenmj cayme along an kept me companee.
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But teh feline wuz still moar tahn stranj.
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Maybee a lurker cud delurk an keep companee fur a wile? It’s hard to entice tehm aut of teh lurkerdom. Ai traid yesterday an got NUFFINK!
lurk…lurk…lurk?
*GIGGLOL*
OH hai, AfriCat! U is not a lurker, ai knows u!
an a berry big ohai 2 u upfi!
*whispers lurk, lurk, lurkitty lurk*
Ohai AfriCat,
why oh why is u whispering? Mai curiocity, let me show u it!
*whispers – u has 2 whispers wen u iz lurkin, otterwise teh lurk-poleess wil arrest u fur “Lurkin Wiv Intent”!
Lurkin rekwires tentz?
Kin wii hab campfyr n smoors?
ob corse, y nawt. all lurkers welcom. plz 2 bring own marsmallos. teh Society Fur Teh Promotion Ob Safe Lurkin (SFTPOSL) willl probide teh hawt chokeelate an uvver driksees.
Come 1, come awl!!!!
Ai draw a lain at teh campfyr, but nawt becos ai is aginst campfyr as such, but becos it is awlreddy quiet hot ware ai iz. Ai mite have menshuned teh fakt awlready … elebbenty miljon tymes or so. But u guise can have a campfyr ware u are! Just remember 2 nawt let it get out of controll becos awl teh fyremenz and wimminz R in teh NB.
OK upfi……ai’ll biet….whar ar yew ??? iz summur, an howt moss plaises…(sept fer whar ai lives……glote glote glote….)
ai livz in teh Sam Framsissyko bay areea…an rite acrossess frum teh gGoldy Gaet Brijjj…sew da fog rooolllllllz in strate acrosses teh bay, an landz awn Emeryville…….
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ai liekz it a lowt. ( teh nowt reel howt part…..teh twn , nowt sew muches) but howt wedder an me….uhm …no…ai getz teh meenz ifn ai iz tew howt….
me 2, salleh!!!1! Ai libs in Jermanee. In Munich, teh hoam of Oktoberfest and beer brooing. AI has been to Sam Framzissco unce and ai liked it (wunnerful food, 2). Waz in September 1995, so a long tyme ago, rly. But mai fond memmorees, let me show u dem!
p-poleece?? dier iz police on da intertoobz??
wait a minute!
r dem ploice lolcatz??
Ay’m shor baskit waz biggur las tym Ay waz here …
Teh baskit iz awlweighs bigger on teh ovver side of teh kitchen tablol.
I am shor I herd taht teh Worl Renouned Instityoot of teh Bleedyng Obvyus whir still doin teh ongoin reesurch into tihs strayng STRAYNG phenom-i-nomina!!??
Law 2.1:
If I don fitz in it, I stil sitz in it.
adn itz twoo, dat kitteh do nawt fit!
If I sits in it I sleeps in it, and if I sleeps in it I rips it, and if I rips it I I does number 2 in it, and if I does number 2 in it I stains it and if I stains it I gets out of it.
Er. wot dis number 2 fingy mean? *scratchez hed confoozledly*
Oh!!!! SIT in it, silly me. Sry, guitarfreak, it is 2 hot 2 fink where ai am.
Number 2=well, hao shud I say it… poopees
/lolspeak Honestly??? I didn’t know that. Oops.
I thought it referred to the kitteh law #2 and I was just being obtuse. Dear me. So if number 2 is *ahem* poopees, is number 1 widdlytinks? Or something like that? *wonders at the marvels of English
/lolspeak bag awn
sry, if I be afendin u.:oops: Yes numbur 1 means piddle. We lolspeekers do wondur abowt teh marvuls ub hooman speek, so its ok to ask abowt things in englissh.
Oh, pweaze dun’t be sry, guitarfreak! Ai is nawt offended bai wot u wrote. AI just wanted 2 b reelly shoore ai understands u. As ai am nawt a native speeker of inklish, menny fings r strange 2 me. Ai had nebber hurd of number 1 and number 2 b4, and ai has been lurning inklish 4 firty yeears nao. THANK YOU for eddicating me! Ai has lurned sumfing noo 2day, hooray!
*happitail* *hedbonk* *purrs contentedly*
*whispers* number 2 is a way uv sayin poop
*whispers* wii cant sai number (nawt second)!
*whispers back* ai noes!!!!1! But ai is glad guitarfreak did 2 halp me unnerstand. It was nawt ab00t being at teh top spot of teh fred, so bai awl cheez roolez dat ai know of it shood bee ok 2 rite number 1.
woot iz furst, nawt sekkond, kitteh law? *blush*
Nawt furst law iz “iffn Ai wants it, Ai’ll haz it” (leestwai dat’s wat mai kitteh yoost to fink)
{{{{{annipuss}}}}} but u gotted it ryte… it is ownley nawt sekkund wehn it comes to da powstin posishun, sumone sadede unce.
Ah, but Ai meened teh wun b4 #2!
yesh u didz… an it wus okehmadokeh teh way u seded it. at leest fur meh it wus. an ai finks… it awlso wus fur ebberbunny els ^^
ohai y’all….
Ai thotted Kitteh Law Numbah Wun wuz “awl tings belawng tu Kitteh”
at leest, ebbery kitteh Ai ebber haded towld me dat wuz troo….
an kolorlary ov # 2….iz
#2. A……awl cardbord bokzez brot intew teh howse must be sitted in bi kitteh.
( kitteh inspekshun )
Oh dere! Cum here!
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Ai hope u feelz better nao. Ai hope dere is nuffink seriously wrong wif u?
*looks worried*
Noe, nuffin bad – juss a cold an lakkuv sleap.
ai wuds bwing u sum orinj-juce fur gittin beddur, but ai hearded dem wuz poisin… so ai bwings u sum chikkinsupe an a sujesjon frum mai granny… gitz into da bed, cubber as much as u canz an sleeps aftur eetin da chikkinsupe. an u feel beddur soon. oa… wud u mebbe prefur sum ob da ccc stuff? laik… choklit martoonies an a sawft blankie 2 stais warm?
Kitteh Law ackshully reeds: N-E emptee contaynur left unattendid will nawt b emptee 4 lawng.
Ohai, frenz!
Iz Ebil Maus heer yet? Ai needz him 2 maek mai brekky tihs moarnin. Ai gotz sum ebilness 2 attend 2 2-dai.
morning, rhsb! Hao be yoo 2tai? I hazn’t Ebil Maus yet, but den, I duzzt go outta mai wai to luuk fer him.
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Iz it guud/fun ebilness? Or pleh ebilness?
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Janet has pi fer brekkie up teh fred a bit – it mite tide yoo ober until EM kan cook fer yoo.
Iz pleh ebilness. An nawt hubbeh-relatid, beleev it oar nawt.
A co-wurker iz bein meen 2 mi an ai needz teh extry push uv EM’s famus omelet 2 halp boost mi.
If it halps ai givez u mai black belt and best front kick 2 kick ur stoopy colleague. Tell her/him 2 stop being mean THIS VERY MINUTE or her/his name will be mud (not to speak of the rest of his/her body). There, on comes the anger, out goes the lolspeak. Don’t let them push you around, rhsb.
{{{{rhsb}}}} ai cannawt gibs u da speciul EM omelet… but ai fink ai habs sumfing sumwehr here dat wuds helps u until Em shows up… *lookie lookie surch* ahhh sees… dar it iz.. *hans rhsb dis une: mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1720944*
Wut!? Sum ebbil co-werker been meen tu our rhsb?
Him/hur needs sum…..SOUP!
ax Lyanthya abowt hur famis SOUP…… dat’ll fixum….
oh yesses indeed Turtlol…..iz a kaswe fer soop ifn ebber ai did seez wun…..
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but ai gotz a kwestchun…..whi ar sum peepulz sew meen…????? iz nowt fun tew be teh meen….duzzunt unnerstandz….sigh….
ohai Salleh!!! Sum peeps has tu be meen cuz dey has NO LYFE and dey
needs tu make sumwun elze feel bad tu make demself feel bedder.
STOOPIE POOPIE HEDS!
Letz dem eet SOUP!
and,
Ai hopes yu has a wunnerful tyme at yur Cheezmeet tuday wif Roger
and Kafleen! Ai has a jellus, and wisht Ai cood be dere, tu!
(clappee, clappee fur cheezmeets!)
Ohai rhsb. iz nawt EM, but u can has debilled eggses! will dat help?
I saw Ebil Maus was cawt during nite.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1719234
Oh noes!!!! Let him outta jale!
Himz nawt awl ebil. Himz mai fren. **snif**
I suspektz that Caretroll prolly cawt & putted him there — that Caretroll iz always trying. I just saw teh pixshur.
Ennywyz, next thred, when Maus shows up, maybe Ebil Maus will exkap or yu heps wif jailbrayke (& get ebil minyn borwni points.)
I kant stay to watch, I haz stuffs to do.
Gud luk wif co-worker. ‘Member, an army of cheezpeeps iz wif yu.
lets maik a rescue committeh! comez 2geddur cheezfrenz… leeza needs da ebilmowse omelet, we need 2 frees himz ub da jailz! fawst!
*scraches head* hummm… ai meanded rhsb… but ai is sure leeza wuds eet dem omelet 2… we awl wood… becus it awlaiz is beddur to eets 2geddur!
If yuz going to pleh meetingz wif teh sun-to-ex, rememberz to tayke yur Sword ov Discrnment wif yu! An teh hole army ov Cheezpeeps standing behind yu, sorta lyke in teh cell fon commershul
Teh basiks uv kitteh fizziks, summd up in wun staytemint: Enny syze kitteh kin shrink or expand to cumpleetly fill enny syze boks. Kthxbai!
Or bed! aifinkso!
law #8653: Clifford teh big red dawg must beh terminimated an avoideded awt awl coststeses.
And sometimes I sits in it even if I don’t fits.
“It fitz! It fitz!
Ai ain’t gon’ quit!
Mai tocks! Mai tocks!
They fitz in this box!”
*Smyle an bow*
Yeah! Sumwun Ls says tox! Mai pupper Yaz Mean says taht awl teh tahm!
why don neone evr put de comentz on my lol catz
Wher can wii find ur lol catz, Angel hunny? Ifz u make ur name bluu, wii can goez hab a look.
ai nebber wunse rited a koment bephor tewday but ai hadda dew it on dis wun becuz iz a dam gud lols!!!!!
welkom! yoo shuld rite more kommints!
Now this is the ultimate example of Rule #2
wow, haha, I didn’t think she would actually get in all the way. That’s crazy.
whoa—dat look just liek mah kitteh!! O_o