Comments on: trapeez kitteh realizes

By: cuddly

cuddly — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:59:00 +0000

wat u mean therez no net!?!?!?! o u gonna pay for that

By: Sare-Bear

Sare-Bear — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:26:45 +0000

TIEMING FAIL!

By: silicontrip

silicontrip — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:58:41 +0000

leep ov fayf.

about to fail.

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:05:45 +0000

ooo i jest love teh Allyiss inna Wunnerlund adn teh Lookin Glass Whirled

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:43:11 +0000

Boi, thems ebben hadded an Alyss iyn Wunnerland heetyng pad!!

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:00:50 +0000

Yeah instead (s)he could be feeding teh kitteh tons of hamburgers, immobilize it for good measure, wait until teh kitteh reaches 50 lbs in weight and declare him perfectly happy.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:40:14 +0000

fanks!

By: Harry

Harry — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:12:09 +0000

Another terrified kitten thrown by some moron just for the sake of getting a photograph. Pleh! NOT FUNNY!! Just look at the expression on his poor little face, and the desperation in those little paws trying to find something to hold on to!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:30:45 +0000

it nebber eet spiycee fuds befoar, an’ wasabi kin prakticlee woond yoo iffin yoose put a big spunful in yoose mouf.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:28:58 +0000

sry. ai no lite da fyoose. ai wuz gettin da goggie awai fr nightshayde’s nap, but ai went oberboard.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:07:42 +0000

i can has soft landings?

…and nao wood be a good tyme?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:05:02 +0000

Annette left, so kitteh is working wifout Annette.

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:01:15 +0000

I has a sad, too. I thot sumbdy drop kitteh jest to make funny pigshure. Any yu big kittehs no dats tru? Not fiar to kittehs if sew. <3 dis baybee kitteh.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:10:03 +0000

Hai Eeck!
I’m sowy u hab teh stones.
Yeers ago, I libbed on Vicodin fur ober a long tiem. Eberybuddy iz diffrent, butts I didn’t hab stomach prollems iffs I ate a liddle bit wif it.
.
I neber had enny trubble wif alcohol and Vicodin. I didn’t dwink a lot – juss a glass ov wine or sumpfin.

By: karen brown

karen brown — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:55:36 +0000

dont frow kittehs for pitchers!

By: DSH

DSH — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:52:10 +0000

I has a sad frum dis pikshure. Look liek sum wun drop itteh bitteh kitteh jus to take foto. Want to ketch hims and snuggle hims for eber and eber. Poor babeh.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:18:28 +0000

If ai wuz ther ai wud catchyu an snorgleyu an snorgleyu and snorgleyu an kiipyu saif furevur.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:46:37 +0000

He flyz throo teh air wif teh gratest of…uh oh…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:40:17 +0000

An wut iff WP rillee liekz teh spicee fudz?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:39:19 +0000

Yew be niec to teh goggies!!! Speshlee wen teh goggies izzint hurtin ennywun. Goggies is pplz, tew.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:38:22 +0000

Ai haz a card fur a gal dat duz wunnermus massajs. Ai shud book wun. Itz weerd tho — ai wuz fien earlier today. No idea why I’m hurting now. Teh heeting pad halped a bit — now jus soar ravvur than in spasm.
…
Heh. At leest ai haz shoulders. Nawt ebbreewun beez sew lukkee!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:36:51 +0000

[healthcare troll]
Whatever you do, Eeck, do NOT mix the Vicodin with alcohol. If you think the Vicodin is making you sick NOW… IIRC they put something into the Vicodin which is supposed to make you vomit if you drink alcohol (since the combination of drugs would be so bad & you need to get the alcohol out of your system before the two mix). You might want to ask your doctor for some other pain medicine that won’t make you sick.
[/healthcare troll]
Ai hoepz yer stoopy stoenz pass kwiklee and wif as liddul payne as possibul.
{{{{{eeckthecat}}}}}

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:32:19 +0000

Dat luks kumfee – but nawt kwite teh same az teh YLG (yung loinclothed guy).

By: mumrik

mumrik — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:00 +0000

toesies AGEEN???

gewd fing ai’r b waering mai chrg(wdoi) awl de tyme nao!

wunner iffen ai no needs a kitteh uv mai own wehn mai goggie (hoo b habbin 12½ yeers nao) goes ober de bridj?

yees, a kitteh *ann* a boston terror – dat’s de fyotshur 4 me!

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:11:38 +0000

Ai finkz we awl goze fru abowt da saim kined ub stufz wif da wp. It finkz we dont ebun noze owr oan naimz sumtiemz. Do it nawt noze we ar krazy but nawt stoopid? sum ub us ar so snart we can eben hab 2 naimz wif abatarz. Ai’m wurking awn figgring dat owt. Ai has an idih fur sumfing els mite be fun. Wuz hoaping tu hab it redy wen Janet gawt hoam but fail.

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:03:05 +0000

howzaboutit a floofy pilloh? dat wuld be purrfect syz fur dis liddle bebeh. adn den hims can kurl rite up adn has teh catnappage wif no fuss, no muss.

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:08 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}}

ai has teh feeling fur ur payne!
mai kyro…chyrop…bak doktor, ai’d show you him, but ai still has teh nek spazzies maiownself. tew adn wun haf monfs uv treetments adn ai STILL has a hurt.
ai shuld fyre hims adn spend dat monies awn massajs, aifinkso!!

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:59:42 +0000

**sipee,sippee**
Dat cabeernet reely helps wif teh not carin sew much abowt teh pleh stone!!
Ai will aktually hav to has teh stone-crushin proseedure ebentually….dere are more stones “lurking” in teh kidneys….

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:51:35 +0000

Likkin teh moest awkwird playzis
Modelin’ da sparklee dressiz
Nom: an amayzin feet!
O….

By: D Marie

D Marie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:44:12 +0000

Jest make sure ya doant pik up teh trampoline insted of teh peepl catchy thing.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:42:26 +0000

eeckthecat, IRL mah mudder-in-laow haz sebben kidney stownes. Her waz putted in de shiney machine dat crushies dem into widdle bitz. Much more bettermus fur da passin of da stownes.
Vike-o-din werks fur sum an nawt fur awl. Heers anudder cabeernet fur medicynical purpusementz.

By: firoshustiger

firoshustiger — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:40:45 +0000

Impurrsinaytin teh goggehs fer hyoomer
Jumping kawntests
Kickin teh hyoomins off cozee spawts
L …

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:38:40 +0000

WP lieks 2 eet wurds, yez? Flavr sum wurds wif tubasko an wasabi, den we will see whut happinz….bwahahahaha….
.
wait….mah ebil plot nawt wurk. we no wants 2 distroy wurdpress. or duz we?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:38:19 +0000

If not a great wall-endah will be a great floor-endah

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:36:41 +0000

Ugh. Ai shud hav sed “Lols Vegas”.

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:36:11 +0000

Hayrbal hakkin, synkronyzed
Iyskreem eetin
Jumpin over stuffs
K…

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:35:19 +0000

nobuddee iz fun whu dunt kno ‘bowt lolcats. mebbe hims attitood improov if yoo gibs hims cheezbrgr, mebbe nawt.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:35:00 +0000

Wud it b plai-in in Lost Vegans?

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:34:11 +0000

Donut werree, teh kitteh wil land on himz feets, den look arownd 2 see if ennywun wuz watchin, den sit daown en wash lyke “Ai ment 2 do dat!”

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:33:56 +0000

Elebatin elefunks
Flailyn feetz inna air
G…

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:33:54 +0000

**snerk**
Sownds bedder dan teh Vike-o-din dey gibbed me…it onlee seems to make me sick!
Ai has aktually had a gud day,pain-wise…..maykes me worree fer what may be yet to come!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:33:50 +0000

Ellafint rides
Firedansin
Gushifuds-eetin-contest
H…

By: zippercat

zippercat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:33:22 +0000

dat req, requ, means we needz fyremens, rite???

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:33:16 +0000

Ratzafratz! iz 2nd tiem tudai WP etez abatar nd aslo naim nd hab to go sine in. Ai wuz jus saing bowt ai tuk a brake nd sat in sunshime awn mai sholdurz nd haow gud it felt. Tu lait fur anni but ai fink yur in Calif. so maibe yu cud go tu owtside oar by windo fur a wile?Ai aslo hab lektril nd mikrowabe kined ub warm fingz. Getting owld iz nawt pritty. but iz best opshun.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:31:48 +0000

heer goggie! heer be nyce stik wif fyoose! yoo liek?

By: zippercat

zippercat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:31:31 +0000

hai eberryboddee – ai haz nawt bin on deh intertubes much laytely… mai boss at werk sez dat sum uv uss iz maximizing our intertubes tyme… sew ai haz to hav a reel werk buzzy which iz nawt as fun as LOL Cats. ai iz gowing too tri too sneekz on deh intertubes a liddel bit tomorrow. Boss duzn’t no abowt LOL Cats and hez nawt fun!

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:31:09 +0000

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:31:03 +0000

hippity hippity huzzzzzaaah
HappyCat is home!
{{{{HappyCat & Romeow}}}}}

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:29:56 +0000

O deer, eeck…dat’s no fun. Ai findz dat kranberree joos ken halp…speshully wen u puts teh vodka innit. Joos fr teh kidneyz, en vodka fr stoppin teh skreemin. Duz not stop teh payn, rilly, but stops u kayrin so much.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:27:21 +0000

**snuggles up in beeyotiful blankee & sips cabeernets**
Fank u lindycat…ai feels bedderer alreddee!!
And fank u,booklion,fer teh {{{{ }}}}}.