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aww well, i willz nom da plate!
Conga rats shoe laces to Hashim, Maus, Annipuss, Tribble and Leeza-B!
*frows cweenfetti over eberybuddy*
U has a mack rameigh and u can awl go 2 teh ty bootique!
awww fank u upfi!!
OFF TO DA TY BOOTEEK!! u can cumz too upfi, it would be fun!!1!
But …. but … but … ai awnly has been dere a few ours ago! oooh….. my dots …. let me show u dem …. *wanders off following the dots, looking dotty*
your dots?
u a warlock?
witch remynds ai: ai still has tew find info on de gild “ai can has cheezburger”…
Oh hai, mumrik!!!1!
Iffn ai is ennyfink, ai is a which. Or wotever. But nawt a warlock. Furst, damn,
nawt sekkund of awl, ai has streight hair, no lock, and ai has not war, eivver. But ai can wage a war, if u likes. Dere is a cheezfrenz group at yahoo, is menshuned furver daon teh fred. Please 2 b looking.
ohai, upfi!
yees, ai b habbin membuhrship ob dat groop wut be cawld cheezfrenz!
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butt yoor dots rememberings me ob de gaym “whirled ob warcraft” – in dis gaym peeps can has char(akter) wut b ob de “warlock” klahs, n de warlocks yoos dots.
awl dose ob de cheezfrens wut b pleyin “whirled ob warcraft”: plz tew b standin tew b caontid!
o hai ppl! u gyz dun no meh but ai wud like to meet u gyz! ya kno…online. not like ur persunel infermashun. wel duh! i neber need tah kno dat.
Mmmmmm… crunchy…
needz a bit’o’salt.
Kat-lerree maek a nys tuch thoe
Well! !
Conga Ratz to teh SIX ov yoo! WHAT a fancee makrame we have heer!
We were awlreddee having PI (peech an blakberree) an cawfee and icecreem awn the furst pikchoor. We cud just keep taht up (there’s still LOTS!)
AND HAVE a “COME AS YOO ARE PARTEE!” We haven’t dun that in a long taime!
Shud ai start it? Wif mai PI in wun hand, an mai cawfee in teh other – an mai toesies are typing laik crazee -
Ai am just wearing a bloo t-shurt! Havn’t gotten drissed yet!
hmmm… ur toez, dey r bery fast at typing…. can i borrowz dem??
just joking!! u can haz ur toez!!
yesh, i havent finished mah icecream yet frum da last pickture!!
it iz Nom-i-lishous!!
fankz fur da ice cream JCH4K!!1!
*whispurrs to Hahsim* Akshulllee, ai put teh an cawfee down. Mai toes ar nice enuf, but they ar nawt THAT gud, alas! Cud bee useful!
But Hashim – fur a “come az yoo ar” partee, yoo ar supposed to say waht yoo ar waring rite nao. Taht is the “come as yoo ar” part!
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Ai feer we havn’t dun it in so lawng ebreewun haz furgotten waht to do!
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Oh – an yoo can awlso add a liddle sumthing to teh feest, if yoo laik!
Hi JCH4K, off topic here, but i jest red ure coment on FAIL yesterday, dey not berry nice is thay? Dey bombed me an tol me “no LOLspeak here dummee” and hurted my feelins, nows i just lurks and reads da blog. ICHCB muches better
teh LOLpolitics?
tehy arr … wurds fayl me. I fink taht mutch negatamiv enurgy in wun plaice a littul skary.
teh LOL’s arr funny tho.
I replied earlier but I forgot to doctor teh URL I included, so it is still bein inspected, detected and neglected.
Anyhow, I don’t understand whut is so fun about being deliberately nasty to others. I’ve stopped even reading a chat group I’ve belonged to for nearly 9 years because I just can’t handle teh negativity and sniping.
However, I has a pic on teh FailBlog voting page rite now. If it makes it to teh main page I is not looking forward to reading teh eventual commints. Having sed that, plz to vote for me? It’s at teh top of page 2 rite now (Street Fail). Kthxvoteearlyvoteoften
http://www.failblog.org/vote/page/2/
Wowsers, Ai jes luuked at thems naow; soe veree depressyng!!!
Seams liek thems taikes purrtikular deelite iyn beeyng rlly nastees! Pleh!
LOL! Hai LifeLover! So nice to meet yoo.
An yoo just stay heer wif us. We doo sumtimes hav hurt feelingz, but it iz hardlee eber awn purpose.
Taht wuz mai furst taim there. Ai dint eben know about it. Just accidentallee and suddenlee wuz there. But ai had sum fun.
Just went bak an had sum moar fun! Tehy are apparently also nawt verree smart. At leest teh wuns ai. . umm. . spoke to! An wai they must immediatelee bee insulting – verree stranj.
Sumwun cawled “steve” described mee az a crazee cat lady in a size 44 bra (long) an a housedress and tehn sayed he would henceforth refur to me as “it.” Poor guy! But ai hav no idea waht teh personal attak wuz awl about. It iz a way ov thinking ai just dont reelee understand.
But – fortuatelee – ai know hoo ai am. An so these personal attaks dont bother me at awl. Ai hav too menee frenz hoo troolee luv me.
Bai teh way – wehn did they bomb yoo? Cud ai see it???
Gud that yoo ar heer. Yoo dont need peepl laik that.
Teh wai tehy uz “Fail” iz LOLspeek, nawt Inglish, NEwai! In Inglish, fail is a verb, nawt a noun. Ah ebin reeds teh dikshunaree to maek shure ob daht!
ohh… me iz wearing a blooish greyish shirt…. nuffin special akshullee…
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to tellz u da truth Janet, i haz been neber invited to da cum az yoo r party, dis iz mah furst tiem so pweaze forgivez meh!!
Just a blooish greyish shirt?!?! Omai, Hashim…..Az hope yr at home!
Ohai teasel2!!
yesh, iz at home!
why u ask?
Cuz u sez awl u iz weerin iz a shirt!
oh sowwy!!
iz wearing mah pyjamaz too!!
Ai haz been up fur seben owerz, soe haz had brekkfust an lunsh an haz been shoppin. Ai iz warin a creem long sleebed teashurt an bayj trousis. Ai’ll bring mai speshul hunny an armund caek – iyz berry tastee an nootrishus.
okay I am feelin very lazy rite now. is 3 pee-em in TTI and I am not yet (propurrly) dressd … am loungin ‘roun in my jammie bottums an a t-shurt. pink check jammies an Winnie teh Pooh t-shurt …
I can awlso offur hom mayd rasspberry an whyt choklit muffns? rasspberrys in seasun rite now but too tart to eet strait up so put tehm with teh too sweet whyt choklit (normully pleh!!) an in teh muffins … delishus!!
For amby … awmb … noise, I hav teh Paolo Nutini ‘Noo Shoez’. Mayks me happee an always willin to share teh feelin ‘roun.
Gud song! Fanks Sawa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kg_KCsi6aw
verry talunted yung guy (not nekkid, but hey ho) an has new album owt in teh next few munths I heer.
Iz 4.30ish nao.
I has been bizzy sortin out mah bedrumes so I nebber gettid dresst.
I are still in my Pjamamas- dey is mah fave mode of dress.
The top is Brite pink, an teh bottums is azure wiv multi cullered patchwerk kittehs awn. I lubs dem
ohai Tidmum, did u heer from teh v.e.t. yet?
How iz Hazel?
Adn hao iz Hartwurm doing, Leeza? Hao hav Thelma & Wheezy ajusted?
Oh, Hartwurm is doing beddur.. she is eeting more, and even ated sum gushifud yesterday. But sinse she has this wutever it is in hur lungs, I iz keepin Thelma and Weezy well away frum her, b/c I don’t know if itz con, cun, er, catching.
Weezy is still scared uv her ennyway, but Thelma has b/c more agrressiv toward hur.. u know how when wun is sik the othurs will be kind uv mean to them.
Annyways, furst step is getting her helfy.
Then, we sees if we can gets the kittehs to get along.
*ovvahearing JCH4K’s whisper to Hashim*
AAAAAH! Nao ai undastend! Ai was wundering wot she ment bai “Come as yoo are partee”. K.
Ai be wearing a red skurt and a black tawp showing a lot of cleevidge. And ai be having moist skin awn akkount of spraying maiself wif water nao and then cos it is so hawt in mai offiss. We nao has 82 Fahrenheit. Dat is mebbeh nawt mush 4 sum of teh cheezfreenz, but is deffinitly too mush 4 me.
Ober heer u cud charge for that sort uv show, upfi!
Think ‘Flashdanse’.
in Pakistan, where i libz, there iz bout 90 fahrenheit!!
itz bery hawt here!
Iz heer at werk (pleh) at mai desq wif mai otemeel adn milq. Iz tiping wif mai fingurz cuz mai toze is tu shoart.
ohai cheezfrenz! ai’ll join teh com az u r partie!
heer’s sum nommy cheez danish (itz tew erly fur cheezburger) adn sum chai tea.
brekkie uv champiyons!
ai’m at wurk (adn ai’ll nawt furst teh pleh) but ai has teh luck, itz a bery casyewal wurk enbironment sew ai’m in jeens adn t-shirt adn sneeks, wif mai hayr inna ponytayl, kickin bak an playin wif teh cheezpeeps!
Ohai mom21kitteh!!
glad u joined in!!
me iz wearing a casual blooish-greyish shirt and iz in mah pyjamaz, it 7:30 PM here.
Oh Hai, Hashim, I b in mai pjz 2, cuz i just gotted up. It b 6:42 in deh morning heer!!! Dese b mai blue pjz wif deh fuzzy bloo shirt wif a satinee cresent moon on it adn satinee letterz dat sez “SWEET DREAMS”.
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I will bringing moar kawfee (wif deh amaretto creemer) 2 deh partee.
*takez a peec uv deh blakberree pi.*
nom, nom, nom.
gud mornin cweenmj!!
nice to hab u join da party!!
itz all u could eat here!
ohai Hashim! yew can haz cheez danish ef yew wants sum. ai bringed enuff to shayr!
Iz waring mai pritty and comfy strech kottin dress, wif peech adn tan flourz onna blak bakgrownd. Iz awsew waring mai asics keyanos (running shooz) cuz mai feets adn ankuls r teh pleh!
ooh, yay! wii hazn’t had a partee liek dis fer a gud lawng tiem!!
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I’z bringing sum fresh maded blooberriee muffins – wif blooberries I pikked maiself eerlier dis morning!
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I’z waring a cat. an black shorts an a red t-shirt dat seys “Shall We Dance?” Wuz from Stratford’s producshun ov The King And I a fyoo yeers ago.
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An a hare band to keep wuht hairs I still has orf mai fayse.
teh kitteh izza faboolus aksessoaree. Du u ware it onna lap oar onna nek oar shoadur?
yesh, she iz! And I ware her awn awl free places: her bak pawses ar awn mai lap, her front pawses are on mai sholder an her cold wet noz iz in mai nek.
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An teh best part (weel, she finkso it iz): I gits to ware her awl day lawng! Her furs stay awn me awl day, no madder hao hard I triez to git it orf me!
Stratford! In Kanadia? Ai libs in Awntarryo.
Ah iz a twerk!
Prawpur tar tan shirt, grey trousirz and blak shooz.
Ai be a twerk alos. Waring khaki kargo pants, linnen-kolored sleebless kargo shert n brown sandles.
Ai bringing a HYOOJ pichur ob freshlee sqwoozled orinj joos (nawt teh poysin).
i iz atwerk 2. *sigh*
one more day til Caturday tho!
I iz in brown, pants and top, wif beedy sandals, and I has oranj skones!
Skones!!! Ai LUB teh skones!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*buurrrrppppp*
Skoozee!
Fanks, Leeza!
Hehehehe!!
Do kittehs say ’skonn’ or ’skone’??
Dis Kanadium kitteh say “skone”.
Tihs Oztraylyun kitteh haz lived in TTI for way too long … now she duzn’t kno if sumtymz tehy be skonns or sumtymz tehy be skones … *hed thunk* … my skitzofrenic tendunsees let me shew yu tehm.
In TTI, in teh norf dey sez skonn, in teh sowf we sez skone. Ai dunno ware teh lien iz betean dem.
In teh zoo…
Awr ebin “skoon”?
In sum countriez itz impolyte NOT to burp!
We needs to find wun of those fur u, DK.
Koke maeks mi burp. Mai BF says “Belch awai, mai prettee”.
itz achshully unhelfy to suppress it.
u cud has an anyurizm or somfin!
so for helf reesons, let r rip!
**burpz**
Um, duz taht applie to udder, er, bawdilee funkshuns as well???
ifinkso.
but in a moar axplosive wai…..
YES!!
Errr … I meen yes, yes it duz. From a helf perspectiv it definametly duz. BUT (no pun?) forcing teh *coff* ‘bodly funcshun’ in kwestyun is jus a unhelfy as holdin it in. So … to summer-rice … let loose wen yoo need to let loose. Wiffin (geddit? huh? geddit? no? okay … my bad …) ree-sun.
Fanks fur teh (long-winded) clarimifikashuns, yoo guise.
Cos ai get, sawa!!! !1! Well sed/writ.
Ai wiffed teh reeson immedjatlee.
kewl!
Now u guiz are reddy to go onna
camping trip!!
Gud Mawnin eberywun
Ai jus rolled outta bed. No werk 4 me 2dai.
Mai sun goz infer surgery 2dai 2 fix himz collarbone booboo.
*yawnz* *rubs eyes wif teh foofey paws* *sips mai cawfee*
Ai haz teh leopard pj pantz enna tank tawp on….bear paws.
ohai misslionforu!
doze b sum purty pj pantz! ai lurve lepoard print stuffz!
Ohai {{{m21k}}}
me 2! Ai haz 2 pearz. wun 4 summer n wun 4 da wintur…
Dey is teh Comfey!!!
Hao r u 2dai?
Ai gunna miss bein heer 2dai.
ai’z hawt. libin in FL in teh summer iz teh pleh. ai jest kaymed in frum lunch, tho, which is whai ai has teh hawt. it’ll bee bedderer soon nao dat ai’m bak in teh a/c.
ai hopes yer tew-legs kitteh haz teh gud surjery adn a smoove adn speedeh recobery!!
btw, mostest ov teh horspitals haz teh wyreless, ef yer puter can has wyreless card. (dey keepz it sekret lawts, but dey haz eet).
o…adn ef yew haz teh laptop, tew tayk wif yew… :blush:
p4t can I jus say taht bein ‘a twerk’ haz jus mayd me laff verry VERRY lowdly!!
WUNDERFULLY evocka-tiff!!
AH tank U ah tank U.
“Been a twerk” wuz Mary O’Spokin’s idee. Speekin ob who, ah nawt remembur heerin frawm hur laytlee.
Her b using lotsa difernt namez latelee. Mais Oui, Mais Non, sweetpea, tuu name a few. Her b on dis fred. Just due ctrl+f, den search 4 sweetpea
Tank U.
and where’s my napkin and soup spoon?
i bought u a napkin and a soup spoon, but i eated dem(yummy!)
Oh Hai Stend!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wen u gonna git a profile soz I kin making u mai fren?
I needz moar frenz. :snerk:
How menni u upp tu now cweenmj? Eye check ur pofyle sumtymez juss tu see how menni u haz.
I han’t chekked dis morning……hang on a sec…..it sez 2210 frenz …. ……. I think I b needing moar.
‘Scuze mii wyle I making a liddle nownce ment.
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Cheezpeepz!! Lurkerz!! Komminterz!! LOL-makirz!!
did u b noeing dat u can haz a fren? Doan wate!! Sine up noaw!
B deh nawt-sekkund on yer blok 2 haz Cween mj az ur berry own fren.
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just go 2 http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
adn klikking on “Add As Friend” Threw deh majikz uv deh intertuubz, I will receeving an e-mayo telling mii uv ur burning desire 2 beeing mai fren. Wen I get deh e-mayo, i will confirm teh rekwest adn u will beeing on mai fren list. Itz dat eezzee.
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If u duznt awlreddy b registered, it b eezee 2 due. Just klikking on deh Register buttin on deh brown bar @ deh top uv deh page. I speshlee like deh profilez dat saying a littul bit bowt u, but U duzn’t hav to giv owt ennee informashunz at awl.
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I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
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Coz u gots to has frenz…..
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Frenz will b frenz
when ur in need of lubs dey gibes u care and attenshun …
Frenz will b frenz
When ur fru wif laif and awl hope is lost
hold out ur paws cos frenz will b frenz
rite 2 teh end
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Ai be der fur U! Ai be der fur U!
Eff ur laife is stuk in secund geer…ai’ll wach ur reer
ur sumpin laike dat.
:snerk:
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Fank yew fur bein a fren
Twaveld dawhn a rode adn bak agin
Yer hart iz troo, yer a pal adn a konfeedawnt
Aiz nawt ashaymd tew sai
Ai hohp itz awl waiswill stai dis wai
Ai haz a hat orf, wunt yew stands up adn tayk a bow
Adn ef you frew a partee (adn yew DID)
Inbeyeted ebereewun yew new
Yew wuld cee teh biggest gift wuld be frum meh
Adn teh kard onnit wuld sai
Fank yew fur bein a fren
Fank yew fur bein a fren
Fank yew fur bein a fren
Fank yew fur bein a fren
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♥♥ Fank YEW fer bein mai fren, m21k. ♥♥
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♥And fangz 2 ebbree wun uv mai frenz. I lubz u awl. ♥
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KWEEN SAWNG! Ai lubz it!
I fout u wuz bringin dem!
momcat
-we missez u…-
Tlak aboot yer chilehud wishez…
Please sir? May I have some more?
Noe, u can’t haz more iffn u hasn’t had ennee yet.
how can u has any pudding wehn u dont eet ur meat?
Hao kan ai miss u if u donut goes awai?
donutz???? nom, nom, nom. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ifn U doan eet ur meet, U caynt haz enny puddin!
shur yew can. ne wuld b moar dan nun!
Maux, I sees yr dia…debbish twin wuz cawted during teh night…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1719234
Sorry, nice try, but that’s just a holographic projection of me. I’m right here…
Dang thos holograpik prjekshuns!
They foolz eberydbudy.
In Red Dwarf, teh hologrfik peeplz haz H awn tehr forridz
That’s JUST waht ai said!
Pleez luk at mai commint awn teh pikshoor ov teh supposedlee capchoored ebil maus!
Yu r wize to teh wayz of teh ebil maus, o Janet ov teh 4 kittehs
Hay EM. Ai sawded in teh lass fred dat rhsb iz lukking fur u! Sed she needz ur famus nomlet!
OOOPS! Ai sea b-loe she fownd u! Hurray!
Look below…
very poor casting 4 Oliver Twist Kitteh
Sir David Lean calls 4 scruffy stray street kitteh, stat
*singing*
U’ve gots to nom a burger or two, cats
U’ve gots to nom a burger or two
im nawt qwaliphied tew rate yo vocal audition…
howebber teh 8×10 glossie luks gud 4 teh
“scruffy stray street kitteh” now
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take this tew maus sing 4 him adn yo may
(Mphasis onna may) haff teh part
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Fud, glorious gushie fud! Whut woodunt wii giff 4, that Xstraw bit moar –
thats awl that wi liff 4, Y shud wii B phated tew, doo nuthin butt brood
onna fud,
Magical fud,
Wonderful fud,
Marvellous fud,
Fabulous fud…….
Who do u think ur dealing wif here? I is a STAR! I has been preparing my hole life for teh part of Teh Lolful Dodger. And u wants me to audition for mauses? *scoffs*
Lissen. Between u and me, to get this part, I is prepared to sleep wif teh director.
*goes over and sits down beside director, warshes, turns around 3 times, falls asleep*
Ware iz mai cheezburger?
itz in da kitchen, stealin ur sizzlez!!
Cheezburger iz missin!
plz sir, can i has sum fud?
Leeza-b, did yu see wun ov yur nukle-yar skwirrlols wz pressed into momorail serbiss? On a last nite thred?
i saw! it lukked kinda sad…. like a littul melted skwirrl.
i fink they is werkin it too hard.
aparent-lee, skwirrlz need unions 2.
Iz dis a surve yrself buffet?
Aifinkso.
Ahh gud, den eye can pyle onn da cheezburgers!
Good morning Tribble
which cheezfrenz group is you a part of?
there seems to be 2 grps
a yahoo grp and another one?
Eye mayde u a reply, but wurd press eated it! Lett’s tri agin. Eye gonna spayce it out a dipherent wai.
h t t p : / / groups .yahoo .com / group / cheezfrenz
If you go to DMaries comments yesterday, you can click on her name and you will get a link.
I am a member of both groups.
Hopefully my comment will show up eventually!
Whoa! Tribble! WHAT a nice abatar!
Iz it noo? Ai dont think ai’ve seen it befoar.
Why fank u Janet! Aahz fowned it for mee! Eye haz been playin around wit severul dipherent wunz. Dey awl r tew dark or tew leetul.
Eye lefted a wecum bak messege fur u onna nudder picher. Wii glad u hoam!
KWESTSHUN —-
Ai can has an abatar?? Can ennewun tel me hao 2 git mai profile abatar 2 wurk heer??? kthx
Ai fink u awnly need 2 click awn cweenmj’s bloo linkie. She has tayken a lot of trubble 2 eggs plain in deetail hao 2 get an abatar and keep it. K?
{{{{upfi}}}}
Fanks…Ai gunna tri dat nao.
It b deh “ICHC helperz” paige. Iz full uv liddul trikz.
Oooooooo, yes {{{cweenmj}}}
U R a veritibbul plethura uv infurrmashun. WOW
Ai mae chek owt teh wurdpress fingy at a latur tiem cuz…..
Dis mawnin Ai haz 2 taek mai yungist sun 2 da hospital 4 da surgery.
Him broek hiz collarbone 2 yeers ago, dey fixt it, left stiches insied, dey rubbd da skin sew it wudn’t heel rite n cloes prawpurr…SEW, nao, he gotz a gaping hoel wif teh metal plate showin thru. (GROSS) Dey wil taek teh plate owt & sew him up agian…
Busy busy busy…Fanks 4 teh info!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWwwwwwww!1!!!
Hope deh surjereez goez well.
Gaping holez, not sew gud.
Dis tyme dey sew bedder?
Aifinso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai B der teh “hole” tiem 2 maek shur!!!!!
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BTW…since we kant communicate wif owr frens direklee, liek wif emalez 2 der accts n stuff, I wish 2 sedn a showt owt 2 wun uv mai frens who is habin a birfdae 2dae…..
HAPPYTAIL BIRFDAY 2 U {{{lolcat_888_icewing}}}
(Ai hoep u reed dis)
Hab a gr8 dai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ewww…
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But ifn himz liek mai boicat, himz prolly prowd uf da gaypin hoal wif da mettle playt shoewin … Wood mayk himz luk sorta liek da Terminayter…
OHAI {{{Aahz}}}
Yes, hims bery prowd!! He bin freekin ppl owt bai showin it!!!
We gunna saev teh metal peece sew he can put it awnna chain n ware it rownd hiz nek…Silly boi kittehs!!
CWEENM ! I LEEBS U A COMMINT ON UR “HELPERS”
PAIGE! GO C IT- -WADDAYA TINK ?
o, wudn’t dat b deh gud nuuz!!! Wunder wen dat will happenz?? Will b nice to habbing an ICHC messenger.
I DOAN KNOW- BUT WUZ BERY HAPPI 2 HEER
DEY HAD THOT OB IT B4 AI SAID N E TING
WOOD MEAN WII COULD DO ADVICE AND
HINTS AND RECIPES ETC W/O TAKIN UP DA
FREDS OF FUNNEES
Yep! Cheerful iffishunt selb serbis!
adn Ai iz sew hungree. *sigh*
These new-fangled diets are tough, aren’t they?
Izza wrastlers diet. My suns coach sayz “no fud iffin u doan’t maek wait”!
Ai kan maek teh wait, Ai jess kannawt maek teh skinnee!
LOL!
mii 2!!!
An den u sposed ta be strong enuff to defeet opponent?
Opponent awlsew hasta mayk wait, sew himz nawt nom, eevur…
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sorta levvulz owt da plaiyin feeld (akshullee da rasslin floar)
After u defeetz dem, duz u debreef dem?
Eye brings himm Subwai sammich an a Gato-raid rite affer hee wait inn. Den he NOM NOM NOM an drinkee drinkee awl hee wantz!
Ai fergits teh littur bawx part, tehn.
Ai fink tihs kitteh an ai bofe need teh wunnerful ’shroom an cheez omelet made by mai fren, Ebil Maus!
Heer, EM! Heer, EM!
U needz halp gettin outta jale? Ifn sew, ai will come bust u owt.
You rang, Minion? What can I cook for you today?
‘Mornin, Master!
Ai wud lyk anudder wun ov uw wunnerful omeletz, plz. Wif ’shroomz and lotsa cheez. Oh, an add sum ebil, 2.
Ai wuz luukin 4 u on teh preveus fred, but ai gess u nawt awaek tehn.
One Ebil Omelet, coming right up!
*
*Breaks and beats 3 cage-free organic brown eggs*
It’s really Ebil to keep the chickens in those little cages, you know…
*Chops up and sautes some chanterelle and shiitake mushrooms with a shallot*
*Grates some yummy aged Swiss cheese*
*Adds just a soupçon of Ebil
*Cooks the omelet and plates it*
*Puts a nice warm blueberry muffin on the plate also*
*And a couple of slices of cantaloupe*
Here you are! Enjoy!
hm…..
delishus… but suspishus….
Wat, no cawfee?
Dis luks WUNNERFUL!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Oh, iz delishus. An ai lubs teh blooberree muffinz, 2.
Nao awl ai has 2 do iz wate 4 teh ebilness 2 kik in….
Oops. Sorry. Here’s a nice demi-tasse of coffee, the ways it’s prepared by folks who live on the north coast of Spain (very dark roast, very strong, with sugar). Plus another drop or two of Ebil. I hope you like it that way…
Oh, FANK U, Master! Kin ai do ennyfing 4 u?
It wuz awl delishus az uzual. U shud considur bein a shef insted ov meetin wif teh stoopy soots.
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Aaaaahhh…..nao suddenlee ai feelz teh need 2 maek shure ai gotz mai Zippo, an teh fyremenz ar nawt teh reeson.
Since you mention it, there’s a “Stoopy Soot” who’s driving my brother Maus crazy. So if you need some Zippo practice…
Ai’m awn it.
Ai gots a co-wurker hoo will b nocked outta hiz chare b4 teh dai iz ober.
YAY!!!! U go and get him, gurl!!!1!!!
*eggs on rhsb in her ebilness*
O noez! Doan putz eggz awn rhsb! Givz em 2 herz 2 putz awn ebil co-wurkerz!
Jess stai awai frun da NB wif dat Zippo — bememburz wat happended da lastist tym…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21876950@N00/81183382/sizes/o/
MMMMM.mmmm.mmmmm…..sounz delizhuz!
oh gweat… EM is free awlreddy… an ai jus gotted me awl da stuff ai wuds need to help frees him… but n-ee-ways… hawpee 2 sees u cans hewlp rhsb nao
oh hey Ebil Maus! I has a grate t-shirt fer yoo. It sez:
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“You, Minion, Are Too Saucy”
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g’morning, btw!
G’day PB2K! Good to see you! How are you doing?
I’z reellee gud, fanks fer asking, Ebil Maus! I can has mai last meetinks wif Dr. TinyCats (a RadOnc TinyCat – mabee hii’s Dr. GlowingCat? – an mai HemOnc Dr. TinyCat. An den I’z goin to Stratford fer teh weekend! Will be teh fun!! Sorta mai last hurrah ov sorts.
That’s good to hear, PB2K! I hope everything goes perfectly with your procedure!
oh, has a gud weekend PB2K…yu needs sum R&R befour yur Big Day.
Ai awlso hopes ebberfing will go well. Ai noes yur Dr.TinyCat noes wut
dey be doon, sew yu will be fine!!
(psst…will YU glow, den, tu? Nawt need a nite lyte? Dat wood be kewl)
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hugz & prairz
You rang, Minion?
Umm, Ebil Maus, u forgotted to change ur abatar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody’s a critic…
oh dont yoo make mai brown eyes bloo…
No, it’s just dat we lubz u 2 B ur propurr self, u c…
Sry, I not criteecyzing. I didn’t want u to gib awai yr serit identatee.
i be hngry nao
Um… sammin, plz? Wif vejables an a dreenk? Kthx.
v-vejablez?? kittehz eat vegablez!!
tellz meh i’m dreaming!
shure! my kitteh eets corm on teh cob!
Ai bet datz funnee 2 watch.
funny, and teh messy 2.
I has to hold the corm and turn it 4 hur.
yes… I iz a kitteh slave.
but itz volunterry.
**whispurrs 2 leeza**
Ai bet ur nawt teh onlee kitteh slave heer….
Mai tittel wuz “Servint number wun”. Ai had teh seenyoritee an ai skooped teh bocks. Hubbehz tittel wuz “Servint number 2″. Him halped feed teh kitteh an got outta bed onna wiik-enz 4 hur.
Mai kitteh eets skrambuld eggs. An shrimps an lobsters.
mai kitteh eets chickees an tuna an beefses an bakkon an milk an cheez
an whipsey creem an ice creem an shrimpses
Hhhmmmm.
whippee creem wif ice creem an shrimpz???
sownz awrful. oar barful.
*shows up @ lyantha’s door ste and scratches*
Um, MEOW?
uz a reely sneaky dawnkey iffn uz meowing ^^
nom nom nom turn nom nom nom turn…
well, mah kitteh likez potato chipz… and french friez!!
ohai Hashim!
mai kitteh in rainbow land eeted potato chipz and popcorn wifout deh hullses an peeches an bananas an cantalpopes!
Ohai lindykat!!
once mah kitteh drank pepsi and lieked it!!
mai kitteh Layla eets wif me. pepsi…dat’s funny fizzee fur da kitteh.
has to cut grass naow.
Oneamai kittehs laiks side-corn wid hiz nom-noms. Udder kinda likz tamata sauzed chikken.
kitteh wayts fur prayrz to CC befur surving fud (hopes itz gushy)
Wat a gud kitteh 2 pray 2 CC b4 eetin!
Lindykat – Ai luuked at ur pikshurs. Hoo iz teh big tuxie? Teh tabbeh an whyt iz purrtee 2.
Fanks rhsb fur de purtees. Wee finks so 2. big tuxie iz kitteh Chelsea Mae. She beez in rainbow land an in owr hartz naow. Tabbeh an whyt iz Layla Sue. Wee had basement cat Megan P. Willer lawng tiem ago an she in rainbow land 2.
Izzit jes mi oar duz it luk lyk kitteh haz teh bed-hed?
whished Ai lukked dis kyoot wif bed-hed!
Mi 2!
Kitteh iz berry purty.
meez two-
I fink I triz two go bak ta bed nao……mebe da gimongus stuffed animalz iz gone….
momcat
whut happn?
did weez hab a bad? weez missn hole freds! sumbudi gotted a recerd contract n sumbudi hadz a linki two der band n sum otter grups.
we wuz tawkn bout bein tigered……
iz tawlkn bout a nit mare…
two bad, I wus curislol bout da musik
momcat
Iz k kitteh; U kan haz silbur serbis.
I has a OT survey for teh
old fartsmore mature Cheezpeeps, who use “readers”. I don’t mean Dick, Jane and Salleh, neither. I mean teh magnifying glasses u can buys at teh drugstore.My kwestion is: Whut strength does u use? Fr’example, I find that 1.50 works for me for reading small print — and EVERYTHING is in small print these days!
Plz to respond here, or if u prefer to not let on to teh hole whirled that u are hard of seeing, u can writes to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com.
kthxbifocals
Past experience has shown a direct correlation between stating to lolling cat
burglars that you, also, use a 1.5 and finding them missing the next day.
ohai, LCB!!
Ai yuses 1.25’s (ai cawls dem “cheeters”) fur reedin teh fone buk, or tu see a map.
Dey be maykin dem ritings smaller and smaller and smaller…it CAN’T be ME, noooooe…..
an Ai donut care if ennywun noes, so DERE.
O hai LCB. I haz two pairs, just cauze life can’t be ez. My ‘puter glassez at about 1.5 and reading are at 2.0. My presbyopia, let me show u it.
I haz sum in darn near evree strenth. I use deh not so strong wunz (1.5 oar 1.75) fer seeing deh pooter screen….. Stronger wunz (2.0 and 2.25) fer reeding bookz……. ……. and deh super strongz (2.5 adn 3.0) fer needlewerk and beedwerk…… now dat u b noeing how blind I b, wut duz u plan on burgling????
well, I wud tell u, but itz writtin on teh inside uv teh arm uv teh glasses, so I has to taek them orf to see….
doncha jus hayt that …
LCB – Ai warez teh by-foculz in mai glassez.
Mai dadcat callz classez “eieball cubbers”. Silleh daddeh!
Ai fink dat 1.50 up to 3 shud be enuff – abuv 3 peepls reelee oughetd 2 be unner an optimist
kitteh yoused pointy enz on sofa, go to bed wiffout dinnerz.
Oh Hai dere babyTIBBS!!! wen did u sneeking in?? Iz u gnu heer?
*sniffz* U haz dat gnupeepz sent. Sew refreshing!
Welkum 2 deh Cheezland!!! Wi hopez u liking it heer. Dis b a majikkle plaiz 2 play. Deh fudz haz no kalreez adn deh drinkez haz no alkehol. Adn datz just fer starters….. it b sew wundermus, it b beeyond deeskripshun!!
*hepz babyTIBBs in2 deh majikkle bubblol and dey going fer a ride,
*lukking down on Cheezland.*
See? dere b deh d’Beeker Labz wif deh MaryO liberee, adn deh Nawtee Barn, and deh Ty-booteek, and deh JCH4K fowntin in deh middul uv deh rowndeebowt. Ober dere iz deh Braidz and Makermay shop, adn deh Pi Stawl!! Luk at deh Princess Mu Medow…..awl deh kitteez laying dere so happee.
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Deh onlyest rule heer b 2 playing nise. i think u will b liking it heer.
I cannot believe the inhumanity, the insensitivity of this picture. This is not funny.
How can you laugh at this empty plate? There are cats all over the world with no
cheeseburger on their plate and you…IDIOTS sit and laugh. I can has starvation? MORONS.
Come to think of it, nothing in life is funny, so just stop your @#$% laughing. It
gives me a buttpain.
That’s MY job.
Nice try Kafleen…
try?
Sry: Nice “do or do not”…
And dis perceived goal to which u allude…mee wunndurrs wutt it wuz? *strokes chin
thotfullee*
there is no try.
there is onley DOnkey!
i haz a hurt frum teh laffin… ow
K, den, CrockyDawn-key …
…
Iz dis beddur:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1174381
Sean is on the phone as we speak!
Still alive, talking to mom.
Ask him to read teh inside of leeza-b’s glasses for her, k?
I know u has a poynt, but I cant see it….
Put ur glasses back on.
*puts glasses bak on*
Oh! Okays! Now, wut wuz it u wanted?
O rite, the strenght uv my glasses.
*takes glasses bak orf*
This is gonna get tyring…
U has to take ur glasses of vry fast, read teh strenth before teh magnification wears off, then put ur glasses back on vry fast.
Oh, but be teh careful not to poke– u poked urself in teh eye wif the temple!
*ow*
Now I see…. starz!
Whut strength is teh stars?
1.8 gigawatts, ifinks.
Grate Scott!
Scott iz not cheeze.
Dew not b grating deh cheezepeepz!!
A little too late to be telling me that. I just gots a job at teh JCH4K Restrunt, goin’ around to each table and offering peeps some grated Scott on their sallids.
I bet Scott is a littul sore abowt dat.
Ai betted it reeleee gratid awn his nerbz.
Glad 2 here it. Didn’t he have sum kind of operashun or am ai getting it awl migsed up nao? *feelers twirling madly*
*adjusts feelers toward San Antonio AirForceBase*
Naw. Teh nawty boy finally made it too boot camp. It r not as strenuous as
he expected, apparently.
Fank u 4 adjusting my feelers, kafleen!!!1!
Ai remembers nao, Sean is at boot camp. So he is manidging awlrite. Dat’s good. Hope it keeps dat way (and he keeps out of mischief, dat littul rascal of teh plague arized papurr). Ai remembers u had a great sad abowt it.
*Faisiz San Antonio and salutez deh Air Farse Rekruut.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MkiQ9sLFQ
*Faisiz San Antonio and shakes hoof*
You betta make me prowd, u brassur frassur! U chip off teh old block…head!
You littull …
aw, geez, I lubbs dat kid hoo gibs meh teh gray hairs. *sigh*
He’s doing GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We talked a long time…..
yay!! dont taht feel gud…
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Ai haz a happee foar yuu adn Sean, Kafleen; YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
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this is a test
U gitz an A+.
fanks, was trying the nu abtaar..
looks gud, butter there iz onlee “1″ kitteh inna pic
“Pliiz givmii gushifudz, gushifudz NAOW
It cud bii chikunz, it cud bii cow
It cud bii fish, ai’m up fur that
But GIV MII GUSHIFUDZ
GUSHIFUDZ, STAT!!!”
(Followed by rising crescendoes of haranguing yowls)
*applawz*
Awwww…heer, kitteh, haff sum pork dat wuz left ovur frum mah dinnah. *puts pork on da kitteh’s playt* An sum beef for dah proteen, an sum chikun, too, but nawt frum KFC, eben dough KFC iz yummy fud fur peepl, mebbe nawt sew gewd foer kitteh’s tummehs…oh, an a cheezburger of corse!
Dere, now kitteh nawt go hungree.
Kitteh wanted to eet liet anywaiz…
>:( Pur kitteh needz to eet 2 !!!
I has da plate. lol
Everything about this kittie’s face says “What the hell is this?”
eats hoomans sted dey eats cheezburgers steak chikinz andz teh katnip