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Kitteh Mulch!
Concatshoelacinz on yer tawp spot uv fiev-way makramay. Drinkses & danses fur yew?
Praps rosehip tee fur starters?
ooooo…gud kall, 4.5K. rosehip tee bee yummie!
Ai maeks rosehip jam. dats yummee 2
Hep me wif mai stoopee, plzthx — Wat r roazhipz? R dey ennyware neer da roazbutz? ( nawt-sekkund kweshchun b seereeyus — sekkund kweshchun nawt sew much
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Rose Hips are the fruit of the rose plant. The bulby thing left behind after the rose blossom dies away.
O I C (sed da blynd man 2 himz def dotter)
Fanx 4 da infoe Maus — I notted noez dat…
… who picked up his hammer and saw …
Ai doan fink ai wantz to be rownd a blind man wut haz a hammur & a saw.
… as himz pead n2 da wind — “It awl kumz bak 2 me naow”
Ew!
Noet to Aahz — yoo dont alwaiz sea rozehips on a rozebush becuz peeps cut the flaowurs tew keep it bluming. If yoo keep teh flaowurs on, den you let teh hips gro ware teh flaowurs wur — liek uddur tipes of froots do.
Teh best flavr wuns iz on teh wild rozis
Ai bet dey r! Ai neber haded enee.
Fanky, etmcm! CheezFrinz heer r uh fownt uv nollij 2dai!
Yu can maek itchin pouder form it!
Does u meen powder to stop teh itching? Ai cud use sum ob dat rite naow – ai has lotsa skeeter bites n a bit ob poysin ibey!
no, no – teh powder to maek yu ichee!
Cor blimey! That itchee powder frum Rosehips taykes me rite back to mah misspent youf!!
It neber AKCHULLY werked tho, did it?! Lyk teh hoem-maed per fyoom, maed form rose pedals/cherry blossom – just ternd into braun sludj!
Teh dust insied teh rozehips iz berry irritaytin. Dats wye 2 maek teh jam u haz 2 strayn teh joos froo berry fien cloff.
Yah! I member the stench well!! Heehee
Did sumwon go camping and not luk where the were peein?
O Hai, Leeza! Did sumwun poynt out last nite’s lolskwerl to yew? Ai wuz told to favrit it sew yew kud find it (wich ai did), but yew kin eezily find by scrollin down teh Home Paeg aifinkso.
ohai nightshayde, I sawd that, fanks, and booklion tolded me bowt it 2!
Poor skwirrl.. he lukked a littel overwerked!
No, jus hakin sum ob mai obergroan bakyard!
Oh noes!
I hadda do that a few yeers ago.
If u hasnt tried it yet, try Aveeno Oatmeel Baff. In cool watters. Ahhhh… was the onlee releef I gotted frum the dredded poysin ivee.
annipuss, yew needz tew bee mayking teh BEEG baches uv dat adn selling it! dat sownds wunndermafull! DO WANT!!!!
Unfotshunatelee it is nawt eezee 2 get enuff rozehips an dey haz 2 be cukked an den u haz 2 let it drip froo a jellybag. But it is wurv teh bovver!
Yum yum! Nom nom nom!
Da brAv Prinzz lukz dawn aht teh Sleepn Beutee.
Itz wuz lotz uf werk teh geht heer, but werf it!
Ask meh noe kweschunz, ai tell yew noe liez.
juss get me owt uv heer
Gimme a hand, will ya!
*ApplauseApplauseApplauseApplause*
*heddesk*
ohai Tidmum, how is Hazel?
Did u heer frum teh v.e.t.?
Ohai leeza-b.
Still waitin fer nooz.
Hazel be so qwiet .She sitted on Mr TM for AN HOUR!! She Nebber goes to him.
I finkso she prefers owtside acuz it’s cooler,but I nawt want to let her go
too far.
{{Hugz}} for u, and **snorglez** for Hazel- ♥
Aww.. Fanx leeza-b.
Hazel be layin rite by teh moniter rite nao. She so sad an nawt hersef.
She’s laying here *sighing* to hersef.
I gonna tayke her to bed shortly.
a hand? yu need a comb! yu gots som major floof goin on.
dats what mai leo looks like – but he’s ebery shade of blonde there is. very little white, and very little orange.
awwww! how cuoot an fuzzi!
or as ibe seen it… “jus get mawm”
Bery gud ideeyuh.
teh thornz. dey keeled meh ded.
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OKS, whut duz @@@@@@ meen? halp a newb awt!
It yoost 2 be possibul to bote commints wiv burgerz like u can teh lols. Wen dey startid 2 clog up teh intertoobs teh powaz dat be stopt dem, soe we haz 2 maek ower oan wiv teh @ kee.
Sum ob us uze deez cheezburger characters (when we remembur)
demz sum fat, i mean fat, cheezburgers…………. nommmmmmm
Doze be a repreezentayshun uv teh votin’ cheezburgerz dat yoosta be on teh commintz. Iffin yew rillee liekd (oar hated) sumwun’s commint, yew kud vote on it. Fiev cheezburgerz wuz the offishul best — so 5 is a compliment. Moar den 5 meenz teh purrson *rillee rillee* liekd wut yew sed.
:r) fank yew OKS!!!!
adn fanks tew teh cheezpeepz hoo answered meh. yew be full of teh kaindness!!
ai ment
Joo be welcom M21k… teh look on teh poor kitteh = what joo typded
cheezpeeps rock!!! dey alwaze ful ob goodness n goodwill
Dey R! Cheezpeeps Rule! YAY!!!
“Ow!! Darn roaziz! Darn thornz! *schmoo schmoo schmoo*”
Ai’ve gibbon yu lebels ob moystyer form dezzert to mud; Ai’ve gibbon yu plant fud and mineral supplimunts, wot do yu wont form me? Blud?!
Lidl Shawp ob Horrers FTW!!
LOL!!! Must rent taht videeo soon!
Ai ment to do dat…
LOL
GMTA! 4.5!
Yash!!!
Awlwaiz da rite anser frum uh kitteh!!1!
Ahm a hawty-culturalist adn I’m pruning yur rowzez.
Ai’d rathur hab a humble culturalist
Ai’d rathru hab a boddul in frunt uv meh.
Dan a frontul lobotumee
Haow proefownd, Wizzerd!
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Sum gerl wif sykik paowur, herz sed, “T-Boan, watz ur sine?”
I bleenk n anser, “Neeawn!” I thot I’d bloe herz mynd…
*drifts intew happitayl memreez uv lissnin tew Doktor Dementoe*
if she wuz sykik, she shood know yor sign.
2 sykix met eech uvver awn da sydwawk wun dai. Wun sez 2 da uvver, “Ur fyn — Haow m I?”
Ai doan’t beleeb in horace scopes, but den Ai iz pie sees an we iz skepticul….
o noes… is a piesees 2! i thawt i lernd to hab “trust issues” from… errrk
*tryz not to pore owt lyfe storee* maybee ize juss bornd unner skeptickle starz!??
Foartune tella’s confurence postpowned due tew unforeseen sircumstances.
Oooh. Dat kin be prollem-attik.
haow come dey nebbeh wyn deh lotterri?
Wen peepz asking mii wut sine i b bornded under, I likez 2 sez “Hospital”.
Yew kin leed a horticulture, but yew kint maek hur fink.
Ifn ur gunna wawk awn thin ays U mite az whale dans…
Masterful, niteshade!
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Jus halp… and mebbe sum brushingz.
ohai nightshayde, ai dint see yur rspons down heer befor ai sed up theres that the kitteh needed a comb. sry, dint meen to poach.
Awww – noe wurriez, whiskers! Teh ideeyuhz – dey iz nawt cawpeerited.
Ai doan’t fink wun come wud b enuff.
yu kno whut wud werk? a carding bord fur wul.
Ai doan’t fink teh kitteh wud liek dat mutsh tho!
bsiydes ah totaly mint to do that
must be spying on the birdies again
It looks like he’s doing his best “mouse nest” imitation…
Quite Ebil, actually…
Iz hii 1 ub ur minyuns?
Teh thorn burds!
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O u poor bebbeh! C’meer, ai will halp u.
**rhsb snorgles kitteh an brushes hur/him**
U feel beddur nao?
*week sigh*
Liddul beddur … but aifinkso sum toona & warm milk wud halp.
4 u oar teh kitteh inna pikshur?
Ai fink ai is habbin sushee 4 teh dinnur. Want sum?
*grumbullz at teh WP… grumbull grumbull grumbull*
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Yes, plz! Ai lurves teh sushee!!! Noe warm milk fur meh tho — do nawt liek. Ai kin bring teh cold beer?
Bring watebber u wanna drink. Ai nawt drink teh beer.
Ai’m gettin ether teh toona roll oar teh salmonom roll.
Wii haz a yummee “awl yew kin eet” sushee place nawt far frum werk. Nao ai iz wanting to go der fur lunch. Nawt cheep — but oh so delishus & nootrishus!
ooooo, nightshayde. ai has teh gellus! wii has teh sushee playce tew eet nawt far frum wurk tew, but itz nawt awl yew can eet. adn iz bery spensive. adn the sushees, whyl dey bee full ov teh yummie, am nawt bery beeg. ai nEEdz teh awl yew can eet!
Skaree hao fas teh munniez flyz outta yer pokkit wen dey charj fur eech piece uv teh sushee.
We diskubberd uh noo restee-ront heer wat haz un awl-U-kin-nom sooshee bar. I askded da sooshee shef 4 sum unagi — I wuz spektin 2 gitz 2 peesiz (wich b noarmul), but himz fiksded uh hoal playt wif uh hoal unagi roal (8 peesiz) n 2 unagi seewead rapz!! OMCC dat wuz sew gud!!1!
I can haz belli rub?
‘N band ades?
May ai offur mai survisses ov snorglin taht belleh? I has sush a weekness 4 floof.
*handz rhsb a snorgle snorkel*
Hairy Catter listens beneath the window of his uncle’s house during the heat in book 5, “Hairy Catter & the Order of Phoenix and Dragon”
kitteh makes a crash landing
Grrr. WP still beez eetin randum commintz. Itz givvin meh a grumpee (but noe udder dwarves).
*sigh*
Gess ai will try wiffowt meh liddul Hello Kitteh abatar yet agin.
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*wavez bye-bye to abatar fur a fird dayinnaroe*
WP iz keapin Dopey 4 itsef…
Aint dat teh troof?!!!
ai fink teh WP maded a hole knew dwarfes fur himself…..
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Stoopey
Slowey…
Hongree (nom dem kawmintz)
dopee…
o wayt…
ummm….
Slothey
Snottee
Dorky
Ai iz sneezee – ai can haz a cold. Pleh
*kumfurtz annipuss*
*bringz chikkin soop fur annipuss to eetz*
*tukz annipuss in unner sawftee grey blankee wif pink elolfuntz awlobber it*
*Gibs teh orinj jooc (wif lawtsa v-eye-tamyn cee) adn choklits (wif lawtsa yumz)*
Thx, Ai haz had a big dose uv vitymin C (wun gram, fizzy orinj) an put labender, you kaliptis an tee tree oils awn mai pillo. Muss maek sum chikkin soop tomorro – mai SIL sez dat is liek penny sill in.
Ai duznt noez abowt teh WP pwobwem – ai know uze WP. Ai onlee no der haz bean com…caum-plane-tz abowt comint eeting. If ai uzd WP, wud ai hav 2 uze teh blawg bit?
Noe – yew duzzint haz to be blogging. Avatars only show up wen yer logged intew WP tho, hence my poastin wiffowt mah beluvved Hello Kitteh abatar.
Ah, otay.
Sew [i]datz[/i] hao dat werks. Haz 2 b logged intew it 4 abatar.
Oh — ai duz haz a happee. Mai huzbin sed he seed wun uv mai lols on teh “Upcoming” paeg teh udder day. Nao aiz hoapin hoapin hoapin to haz my nawt sekkund frunt paeg lol. Ai won’t get mai hoapz up… muchlee.
{{{{nightshayde}}}}
doan let de WP get u inna pretzul. here, hab a niec floofy blankey and some chawklits. u feel better soon about de WP. de psychic kitteh abuv tellz me so.
I wunnitta pik u a roze, but it showt me its pointee enz.
*Dunno whoz pointii-er, mii oar teh roze klymer!*
catnip has itz downsydez
an dem be stingy!
Hmmmm; iyf kitteh gotted tehre inna kourner wifaowt geytting herseylfe awl skritched up, tahn her kan geyt herseylfe aowt teh saime waiy!!!!
Kitteh finks her iys jes anuvver roase inna flouwer bedd; muste kunsydure teh burdeez tuu bees rlly dumbees;
(Rong, kitteh, rong!!! tehre ar nawt wun burdee iyn site!!!!)
Just try 2 taek me 2 the vets!!!1!
How do you get your picture on like the main page O_O
LOL CATS ;D
dont ask.
x
nobodee bothur me here!
Aw man, u fownded mi! Kant u see ai’m tryin to get sum privacee?
Rushin’ juj gives kitteh a zearo fur execushun, nine fur effurt.
[sings] “Evwry wose haz its thorn…” [/sings]
Apologees to Poison fans…
Kitteh, what are you doing there?
kitteh ses i see wut you r all doin here
I heerd whut yu sed.
I is purfuktly happee heer.
An if you are think I needs to go to teh V-E-T yu can jus com an get meh.
…through my supplemental pointy ends
Damocles had it easy
WIN!!!!
Just a test
Nom FAIL
Kitteh wat Hapened?
hmmm…kitteh say don’t ask….ask ask ask ask!! * asks*
This one made me snort. Fantastic.
woze by ne udder name…
…still tay OUCH!
Where am I ?