Comments on: Cook your own cheezbuger the dog says..

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:56:27 +0000

O Noh!!1! sumbodee get teh kitteh awf da kahr! kitteh mai get hurrrt!

By: Kayr Troll

Kayr Troll — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:46:18 +0000

Oh noes. dun let teh kitteh on teh stoav. iz dangrerus

By: Metske

Metske — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:29:39 +0000

Stuffid Dog o’dem, beyn dowin lotta stuff lately ><

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:47:44 +0000

*stoopid hoomans…burned bowl…toys…mice…*

Luv da flooofiness and hopes dat real peeps all OK now, reunited wid der pretteh kitteh

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:15:22 +0000

Sumtymes putz beecamel sawse on top.

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:12:12 +0000

Orstraylun recipe — Toasted English muffin, spred wit budder n vegemite den putz poached eggy on top. Nom!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:02:05 +0000

iz why dr. tinycat no letz dave use teh mikrowave anymore, ifinkso.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:00:05 +0000

tahts wut happens wen yoo lissen to teh goggie

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:58:31 +0000

ooh, taht a liddle too reddy. i wanted medyum rare, not extra blakened an krispy, kthxbai.

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:54:55 +0000

we innerupt dis disaster to bring yoo teh burfday fairy (“me? nope, i didn’t light those burfday kandls, nope not me” *looks away, whistling innosently) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz and trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an i hope yor candles dont burn down teh house!! (talking heds, anywun?) an heerz som lovly konfettiz an caeks an shiny party hats for ebreewun!!
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By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:40:49 +0000

donut we can has Cheezburger signal/insignia?
yu noes, dat big lite in teh sky, shaped lyke a, well, yu noes…
a CHEEZBURGER!?!
“Luk! Up in teh Ski! Itza burd, itza playn, itza BURGER!”

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:06:21 +0000

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By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:03:51 +0000

U put kawfee in microwave widdout a cup??? hau u du dat?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:37:35 +0000

Burninated…….
…Trogdor strikes again!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:50:46 +0000

Jus hoap tux kittoon saif an in a furevur loving haom.

By: Divakitty123

Divakitty123 — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:35:53 +0000

Vegemite iz beeyond dizgustin! Trooly nasty! Stinky and bad-tastin! Pleh! I took vacashun in Oztralya and tried it just once! So Ai brot sum home 4 my liddle brudder…sooveneer…heheheheh!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:50:30 +0000

Is (wuz?) Dave & Dr. TinyCat’s haus maybee? Tehy can has BOOM, u kno!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:26:18 +0000

Kitteh Fyre Iynspekter suhrveys teh wreckidge adn debrises;
Hims knoes iyt wuz arsun, butt hims kan nawt proovit;
Az hims luukes aroun veree cairefullee foar clueses, hims noetisses sume emptee kans ov gazoleen lyeing onna grownd;

Hmmmmm, hims finks: adn luukkit alla bauxes ov uoosed up matcheses skattered awl oaver teh plaise;
sumeboddee haz kummitted mayehem adn myschiefs awl frewaowt tihs aireea;

hoo cuud bees teh fyrebugg:
teh goggie akraws teh rode, oar teh dukk taht keaps awn yellyng “AFLAK” alla tiem, oar teh paussom hoo keaps sneekxxyng roun heer & shuuting hims kwills ebbereeware????

Tihs bees a caise foar teh Pynk Panfer, Ai finksoe, kitteh decydes…….

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:13:00 +0000

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By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:06:49 +0000

Wunce Ai turned awn mikrowaive tuu heet up kawfee, butt foargotted tuu putt iyn teh kawfee kup- adn mikrowaive caughted fyre!!!!!

Boi, husbind wuz rlly upsetted!!!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:57:26 +0000

U did OK fur nawt-sekund time barby-Q, kitteh. Jus don’t use so much liter flewid nex time.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:51:17 +0000

or nine-eleben

By: good old whatshername

good old whatshername — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:48:08 +0000

no fowls anywheres, wuz cookin cheezburger. silly hoomin

By: lindycat

lindycat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:04:09 +0000

reddy to reload if no gushy fud

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:47:17 +0000

If he no brinz gushifuds, ai will gib u sum beens, if u no whut ai meen….

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:45:03 +0000

wai? t’basco maeks ur lief interestin! An’ mah granma whu knoes gud health fuds ‘cuz she realee watchez whut she eets, sez dat spiycee fuds r gud fr metabowlizm an’ opoenz ur sinuses.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:42:37 +0000

GRAYVEE? O.O
ai wud raddr eet N.E randum fish prts frum Ayzia oar Frnench snaylies den Austraylyun oar Brittitch fuds. In Frnance and Ayzia, dey yoose ingredience yoo is nawt yoosed 2, but dey nose whut gud fud iz liek. Nawt Brittitch wif dere warm beer, pork pies an’ tonek waddr, nawt austraylyuns wif dere Vegemite.
(lolspeak off) I had a teacher who went to Australia for 2 years, and he told us about some stuff called ‘Vegemite’ or something that was made from a yeast waste product of the beermaking process, which they took and added some beef flavor to it and made into a food product. (To anyone who’s ever been to Australia: is this true? Or was my teacher mixed up?) Apparently a super-dark-brown evil smelling paste which they ate in trace amounts, like a thin transparent layer on toast. They even put it on their babies’ bottles to get them used to the taste. Unless this stuff can cure cancer or something, that is a weird way to find a use for a beer by-product. You know, in a gardening book it said that you can go to a beer cannery to find compost ingredients.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:28:07 +0000

no getz a kitteh, mah dad sez. kittehs no liek u, but goggies r loyel, mah dad sez.

Troof iz, teh goggies lullz u n2 fals sens ob securety.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:25:03 +0000

uglee couches ded. mah job iz dun.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:24:23 +0000

teh goggie will be venjenced on…..

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:23:10 +0000

mmm… cheezbrger butts

yomnomnomnomnomnom…..

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:21:51 +0000

whut prt ob chezbarger is teh butt?

By: lindycat

lindycat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:06:56 +0000

pls to bring gushy fud before ai phartz in ur general direkshun agin!!1!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:23:26 +0000

tee hee. Dat vyabull kweston, owl.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:22:21 +0000

Dis reemind meh ov teh Krissmouse wen we gots Humbert Humbert hims own kitty kat kemistry set. KA-BOOMS!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:41:00 +0000

Diz picher sad tu, ub corse. Musta been berry haut faier deh wey dere’s nutin mush leff. Glad kitteh ok at leez. Hopes peeps were tu.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:38:40 +0000

Yuk.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:37:50 +0000

Unz ai set deh timer on mikowaev fur 20 minutes radder den tu, an der waz smoeks ebbreware!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:06:39 +0000

nawt sekund wii tried tew keel teh fugly cowch…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/19/funny-pictures-couch-must-die
& tehn
jest zippoing teh dang cowch didunt werk…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire
sew…
moor Xstream mezyaz wers wii-qwired tew keel teh shtikin zombii cowch

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:03:48 +0000

Awl dew respecks to kittehs, hao smart is tehy if tehy keep lissening to goggies?

By: martianmary

martianmary — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:54:57 +0000

Ohai(ku) Jack. Dat wuz lublee.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:54:54 +0000

**Applawzez**

Wunnerful az uzual, Jack!

Kitteh, ifn u needz a hoem, ai will gib u direckshuns 2 mai howse.

By: martianmary

martianmary — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:52:19 +0000

Noe, lcb sed tu kut teh red wyre! Sed teh green wyre wuz pleh.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:52:14 +0000

Beeg tukksee Kitteh
getz soot awm himz glubz andz spatz
den padz throo t3h howss

Hewminz musstaz habz
beeg cookzowt. Wayrz dayr grilleengz
dayrz beez Cheezburgrz!

Kitteh doantz knoez wayr
himz goeeng, Soottee pawz willz
tellz himz wayr he’z beenz

Jack.

By: martianmary

martianmary — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:50:44 +0000

Tell ur mahm Ai sed “happee birfdae” adn mennee moar! Mahmz r sew gud tu hab arownd.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:50:11 +0000

Mmmmm… irony detected…..

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:49:00 +0000

Touring teh riot scene. Grayvely assessing teh devastayshun.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:48:36 +0000

Ai dunnot unnerstanz. Isn’t tihs what a kichen luks liek after teh cooking is dun? Well, I tried it wunts (cooking, I meen), adn it resembl… reassem… luked lied tihs wen ai wuz dun.

Naow I dun cook no moar.

By: martianmary

martianmary — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:48:03 +0000

*snerk*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:46:52 +0000

But I thot lolcatburglar sed we shuld cut teh GREEN wyre!