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Cook your own cheezbuger the dog says.. What could go wrong.. he says..
itty bitty fire brigade wuz 2 late.
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nuthin…except burnin da house!
Burnin daon da haus… Wif Tom(-kat) Joens an Kar-dee-guns mebbe? :O
Konga-ratz for nawt sekkund btw =)
fank u WiljamiDzay!!
u can sillybrate too!!
Fank u Hashim
Ai wil silly-brayt bai habin lunsh nao.
k!! hopez u nom sum gud stuff…*whispurrz* and dont burn da kitchen pweaze?
Lunsh wus ok.. Nawt cheezbrgr butt ok anneehao
An kitchun stil stans 2
yay!!
u haz win!!
whut prt ob chezbarger is teh butt?
mmm… cheezbrger butts
yomnomnomnomnomnom…..
contgratshumalashuns, Hashim u aer top uv teh pyle!
and fank u too Annipuss!!!
u canz join in da sillybrashunz cauz i fink we hab a tie!!
i mean whoz gonna clean da mess…*sigh*
i fink we need to call da hooman slavez to do da dirty wurk!!
an meenwyle eet da well dunn cheezburgrs? or will dems bring us nu cheezburgrs?
wii will do both
dey must bring da cheezburgerz!!
itz da lolcat insignia! no??
lolcats no haz insignia.i tink
donut we can has Cheezburger signal/insignia?
yu noes, dat big lite in teh sky, shaped lyke a, well, yu noes…
a CHEEZBURGER!?!
“Luk! Up in teh Ski! Itza burd, itza playn, itza BURGER!”
Moar wurk 4 itteh-bitteh fyr-brigaid.
Wut? We can has fyrmens?! An so eerly in teh dai! WooHoo!
bees cairful… dis seems 2 cawl fur a inbestigashun.
Mite b inbeshtugashun bai inshurens-kompanee.. Tem fink deer mite b sum faol-pley goin awn.. Mebbe wiisl hab pawsies in heer summere.
Ai dunnot unnerstanz. Isn’t tihs what a kichen luks liek after teh cooking is dun? Well, I tried it wunts (cooking, I meen), adn it resembl… reassem… luked lied tihs wen ai wuz dun.
Naow I dun cook no moar.
Unz ai set deh timer on mikowaev fur 20 minutes radder den tu, an der waz smoeks ebbreware!
Wunce Ai turned awn mikrowaive tuu heet up kawfee, butt foargotted tuu putt iyn teh kawfee kup- adn mikrowaive caughted fyre!!!!!
Boi, husbind wuz rlly upsetted!!!
U put kawfee in microwave widdout a cup??? hau u du dat?
no fowls anywheres, wuz cookin cheezburger. silly hoomin
How do you call 911 he says
Kitteh mus hab speed dy-al wen kookin…
Goggie kalls kitteh layter: “Haus it kookin?”
(An ten kitteh wil kill agin :O )
teh goggie will be venjenced on…..
he will probably call something like 191 or 119… lolcats….
or nine-eleben
Oh well Ai didn’t liek dat howse ennywai
An awl teh sofas wuz ugly, too . . .
Az day awlwaze r on ICHC.
Mmmmm… irony detected…..
adn nao the birdies are bakeded ready to eat! but still inside teh cages…
Yuk.
nawt sekund wii tried tew keel teh fugly cowch…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/19/funny-pictures-couch-must-die
& tehn
jest zippoing teh dang cowch didunt werk…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire
sew…
moor Xstream mezyaz wers wii-qwired tew keel teh shtikin zombii cowch
uglee couches ded. mah job iz dun.
good job hashim!
fank u bob!
mebee shooduv taken advice frum kitteh in previus lol
but kitteh did take advice… kitteh had nuffin to does wib dis. u knoe it is ulways da goggie wehn sumfin wens rong.
datz true… goggiez = mischief
no getz a kitteh, mah dad sez. kittehs no liek u, but goggies r loyel, mah dad sez.
Troof iz, teh goggies lullz u n2 fals sens ob securety.
googies r juss trubbles
wif dem floppeh eers and smelly bref! >.<
BOOM!Da cheezburgr iz ready
“…cheeps, peepsi, no coke.”
and some catchup wif dem cheeps
Catchup. Sum days, wen mail getz mee, catchup is onlee reezin for livin.
‘Cep fur kittehs.
An turdles.
Oar gravee ifz ur orstralyn. Ai tinks mebee sum Kanadiuns likes dem wit meownayse.
or wiff extra cheez!!
GRAYVEE? O.O
ai wud raddr eet N.E randum fish prts frum Ayzia oar Frnench snaylies den Austraylyun oar Brittitch fuds. In Frnance and Ayzia, dey yoose ingredience yoo is nawt yoosed 2, but dey nose whut gud fud iz liek. Nawt Brittitch wif dere warm beer, pork pies an’ tonek waddr, nawt austraylyuns wif dere Vegemite.
(lolspeak off) I had a teacher who went to Australia for 2 years, and he told us about some stuff called ‘Vegemite’ or something that was made from a yeast waste product of the beermaking process, which they took and added some beef flavor to it and made into a food product. (To anyone who’s ever been to Australia: is this true? Or was my teacher mixed up?) Apparently a super-dark-brown evil smelling paste which they ate in trace amounts, like a thin transparent layer on toast. They even put it on their babies’ bottles to get them used to the taste. Unless this stuff can cure cancer or something, that is a weird way to find a use for a beer by-product. You know, in a gardening book it said that you can go to a beer cannery to find compost ingredients.
Vegemite iz beeyond dizgustin! Trooly nasty! Stinky and bad-tastin! Pleh! I took vacashun in Oztralya and tried it just once! So Ai brot sum home 4 my liddle brudder…sooveneer…heheheheh!
Orstraylun recipe — Toasted English muffin, spred wit budder n vegemite den putz poached eggy on top. Nom!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Sumtymes putz beecamel sawse on top.
tabasco burgr… do not want.
wai? t’basco maeks ur lief interestin! An’ mah granma whu knoes gud health fuds ‘cuz she realee watchez whut she eets, sez dat spiycee fuds r gud fr metabowlizm an’ opoenz ur sinuses.
ooh, taht a liddle too reddy. i wanted medyum rare, not extra blakened an krispy, kthxbai.
“AFLAC!!!” was the last thing I heard dat duck say
*snerk*
“…. Hot dog… I says…”
Yoo no, iz bery errrlie. I tink I sillybrake dis lol by joining Hashim silybrak-shin wiv a pot of bery sturong koffeez.
“and den bury da house he sayz…. maek a funeral he sayz..”
tahts wut happens wen yoo lissen to teh goggie
survivor kitteh assesses the damage
Touring teh riot scene. Grayvely assessing teh devastayshun.
Ware r teh fyremenz wen u need um?
i fink dier stuck in da tree.
we should call Supernom to da rescue!
*ahem*
Sry bowt taht – Ai let tehm owt teh Nawty Barn nao…!
Shame, shame, Ambercat.
Shaym Ai didunt invyt yu to joyn me? Nekst tym, rhsb, Ai prawmiss!
Eggzackly!
And ai fought dat lolcatburglar had awl teh fyremens! But mebbeh ai was wrong.
2-dai iz mai mahmz birfdai.
Dis pikshur iz whai wii NAWT put sew mennee candlz awn hur caek.
Dat is bery clevva of u, rhsb! Will u come out frum unda teh bed and leave teh dust bunnees 2 sillybrayte wif ur mahm? Ai hope so!
4 mahm, ai will.
Ai eben singged 2 hur tihs moarnin.
Tell ur mahm Ai sed “happee birfdae” adn mennee moar! Mahmz r sew gud tu hab arownd.
But I thot lolcatburglar sed we shuld cut teh GREEN wyre!
Noe, lcb sed tu kut teh red wyre! Sed teh green wyre wuz pleh.
Beeg tukksee Kitteh
getz soot awm himz glubz andz spatz
den padz throo t3h howss
Hewminz musstaz habz
beeg cookzowt. Wayrz dayr grilleengz
dayrz beez Cheezburgrz!
Kitteh doantz knoez wayr
himz goeeng, Soottee pawz willz
tellz himz wayr he’z beenz
Jack.
**Applawzez**
Wunnerful az uzual, Jack!
Kitteh, ifn u needz a hoem, ai will gib u direckshuns 2 mai howse.
Ohai(ku) Jack. Dat wuz lublee.
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Awl dew respecks to kittehs, hao smart is tehy if tehy keep lissening to goggies?
tee hee. Dat vyabull kweston, owl.
Diz picher sad tu, ub corse. Musta been berry haut faier deh wey dere’s nutin mush leff. Glad kitteh ok at leez. Hopes peeps were tu.
Dis reemind meh ov teh Krissmouse wen we gots Humbert Humbert hims own kitty kat kemistry set. KA-BOOMS!!
pls to bring gushy fud before ai phartz in ur general direkshun agin!!1!
If he no brinz gushifuds, ai will gib u sum beens, if u no whut ai meen….
reddy to reload if no gushy fud
U did OK fur nawt-sekund time barby-Q, kitteh. Jus don’t use so much liter flewid nex time.
Kitteh Fyre Iynspekter suhrveys teh wreckidge adn debrises;
Hims knoes iyt wuz arsun, butt hims kan nawt proovit;
Az hims luukes aroun veree cairefullee foar clueses, hims noetisses sume emptee kans ov gazoleen lyeing onna grownd;
Hmmmmm, hims finks: adn luukkit alla bauxes ov uoosed up matcheses skattered awl oaver teh plaise;
sumeboddee haz kummitted mayehem adn myschiefs awl frewaowt tihs aireea;
hoo cuud bees teh fyrebugg:
teh goggie akraws teh rode, oar teh dukk taht keaps awn yellyng “AFLAK” alla tiem, oar teh paussom hoo keaps sneekxxyng roun heer & shuuting hims kwills ebbereeware????
Tihs bees a caise foar teh Pynk Panfer, Ai finksoe, kitteh decydes…….
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Is (wuz?) Dave & Dr. TinyCat’s haus maybee? Tehy can has BOOM, u kno!
iz why dr. tinycat no letz dave use teh mikrowave anymore, ifinkso.
Jus hoap tux kittoon saif an in a furevur loving haom.
Burninated…….
…Trogdor strikes again!
we innerupt dis disaster to bring yoo teh burfday fairy (“me? nope, i didn’t light those burfday kandls, nope not me” *looks away, whistling innosently) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz and trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an i hope yor candles dont burn down teh house!! (talking heds, anywun?) an heerz som lovly konfettiz an caeks an shiny party hats for ebreewun!!
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*stoopid hoomans…burned bowl…toys…mice…*
Luv da flooofiness and hopes dat real peeps all OK now, reunited wid der pretteh kitteh
Stuffid Dog o’dem, beyn dowin lotta stuff lately ><
Oh noes. dun let teh kitteh on teh stoav. iz dangrerus
O Noh!!1! sumbodee get teh kitteh awf da kahr! kitteh mai get hurrrt!