ur ofring plzs me
ur ofring plzs me
if onlee i knew hao 2 use chopstix.
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mmmm buffet…
kitteh is berry pleased wid Ur offurings
this is quite a spread
thanks!
says the kitteh
pissimist cat says “no choppstix?”
Reelist say “no pozibul fums?”
OHAI, fikshun!!! Ur little sweet kitteh face alluss gibs meh teh happy!!
Ohai kafleen! Ur lufflee dawnkee eerz n teef gibs meh teh giglols, inna gud wai
Gluttonuss donkey stick face in sushi an say, “NOM NOM NOM!” ?
Optimist kitteh sez “ai has teefs n ai noes haow to youse dem!”
k guyz meh goes to meet a nice girl nao in town center, prey to Ceilin Cat to give me lots of suxesez adn kissez adn stufs!
ah wanted to post dis after mai other messages but gotted her prubablee toooo exited! bai!
obez kitteh says “MOAR!”
oh kafleen said dis befoar! sowwy! first to kafleen!
I didz?
*confuzzul*
I finkso u getz dis wun
Anno rexic kitteh sez “No fanks, ai nawt hongree. Waol, maybe jus wun liddel pee pod.”
aw, come ons kitteh… u can eet more than that!
Wut will tempt u? How abowt:
Albacoar toona
Bakun
Cwispy fried codfeesh?
call yur NOM-gang to halp!
Dainty dip-able daikon
Exkwizit eggdrop soop
Fantastikal fresh (but nawt wrigglin’) fishflesh
Gourmet giblets
H….
elegant cat sez I can haz furk on teh left knaif on teh right pleez?
Kongrachulashuns 2k, leeza-b, annipuss adn ebil maus. A 5-wae macramay! Shall wii bee off tu teh ty-booteek?
fanks mm!
Thx mm, it’s at leest 6 weaks sins Ai had ennee nyoo kitteh eerings!
wood yew purrfur dangalley:
http://www.catpalaceusa.com/cat_earrings/19-69-01E_earrings_siamese.jpg
oar pearced:
http://www.catpalaceusa.com/cat_earrings/07-73-01E_earrings_socks_the_cat.jpg
??
is it jus meh… or dus da first kitteh eerrings look lyke da kitte is eetin a barbie doll?
suposta b sameese plaiyin wiff a bloo yarn bawl ?? did i goof?
no, u did not goof. iz jus mai imashinashun gone wyld
wiley witty wyld magicnations aura whut wii lub roun hear
Juss dat teh wiskus iz a bit hebby, Ai fink
aaah now i kin sea whut u saw siobhan
I fink it’s just u, siobhan.
humkay… tehn ai fink i looked at da rong lol tew much O.o
WANT! Dems lubblee! Thx.
I will delai ur desctruckshun til lunch.
Adn Ai wil nom it awl.
wat aer u habbin?
So much food… So little time…
And look at the size of those prawns! DO WANT!
mm… prawns… so much liek shrimps…..
*swipes a prawn and runs awai*
delishus and nootrishus
mah kittehs loves demz some raw shrimpz
Josie lubbed Sushi Sundays.
Ai wud go 2 teh stoer aftur church an by a noospapur an sum sushi. Wen ai camded hoem, ai wud get stared at until ai gibbed hur sum salnom or toona.
dis is a religus tradishun I can getz behind
Ohai, 2K. An yoo mayks a meen cukd shrimp too! Those wuns yoo fed meh the uther day wuz taystee. Yum!
o fanks gremlin, mah kittehz kno when I ar gonna cook
shrimp, dey hover around in deh kitchen gibing brushees
till I relents and gibs dem deh shrimp
dey eben sings fur it!
mai kittehs dew whut ai cawl teh brekfast danse. dey danse frum fut tew fut adn crai tew meh dat dey habn’t beed eetin fur week, WEEKS ai tell yew. dey iz STARVING!
ai ulwais gib in adn lets dem has sum shrimp, tew. teh fings wii dew fur our kittehs, bkawse ai lurves meh sum shrimps, tew!
Ahem. *kleers throat*
Mi-mi-mi! *turns up volume*
Mi-Mi-Mi – YOW!!!!!!!
MEOOW!!!! MEYOWWWWWLLLL!!!
*luks hoepful, luks away*
*dantz dantz dantz kaper kaper prantz*
*luks hopeful, luks away*
Aw heck, letz turnitup an gitdown!
MEYOWWWLLLL CATERWAUL CAPER PRANTZ SCAMPER!!
Here you goes Gremlin, I maded some more shrimpz fur Uz
dis tyme I serve dem in sauce made of garlic, cilantro and green
chillies and fresh coconut served on a bed of basmati rice.
and juice ov fresh lemons.
Why fankoo, hao did yoo noes I wunned sum shrimps?
*luks imbarrist, but only fur a tiny whyl* NOM NOM NOM!!! Teh lemons an garlic an everything wuz squazisimo! *trys to klik fingers but paws dont klik* Um, that meenz I reely reely lyked it.
hhhmmmm prawned bai kittteh?
An hai to teh 6 way TY! a dubble braid? A lufflee macrame?
Conga Ratz – teh 12 dansing wuns, ov corse, to awl ov yoo. An hao veree nice to see yoo awl again! Yoo wudn’t beleeve hao much ai mist yoo.
ohai Janet!!
We hadz a partee for u yesterday, did u see??
Welcome bak!!
Yoo did?
No, ai didn’t see – but ai will go an find it! Az yoo know, ai luff parties! 
it wuz on teh 9 am cheeztime, 3 pm EST lol!
The Aging child-star kitteh one.
Aging child-star kitteh?
Ai can’t wayte to see it! But it will hav to be a bit laytur. Ai hav to go awt an doo sum errandsz.
O hai, Janet!
*does a happy dance*
I didn’t knoes about ur party — I had a busy yesterday that kept me away from here. But I celebrates retroactively today. I’ll see if I can rustle up Lolm Wilkinson to sing ur “JCH4K!” song again.
O hai {{{{LCB}}}} It’z OK – ai dint know it either. Ai know ai SED ai wuz coming bak awn the 5th – an so ai did – but cloase to midnite!
Ai LUV ami JCH4K song!
Welcomes bak, JCH4K! Ai, foar wun,missed yew.
Thank yoo, oobark. Coming hoam to a nice welcum iz awlwayz the best. Though ai wuz stronglee tempted to stay there fur another week. But ai had to com bak. An ai AM glad to be bak!
Wuz it yew hoo wented to Egypt?
Teh JCH4K went to Germany… I dunno who went to teh Eegjipt
Dere’s so muches goin on, we caint keeps track ub it! Owl fot i wur
goin too NZ teh uddur day! LOL! I wish! Mah trabbul lust, let meh show
u it.
Ai wud sai ai teh stoopie, butt…
…trying to re-pair damage ai’ve dun to mai frenships wif ICHC’ers.
Hai, fikshunkitteh
Cookie’s Human went to Egypt. She hasn’t posted much in the last several months.
It wuz Cookie’s Human hoo wented to Egypt. Nao we hav to trai to get hur to com bak heer. Ai miss hur sumething fiierce – an ai know yoo awl do too!
Ai will think ov a plan! Purrrrrrrhaps if we trai reelee hard, we can get hur bak!
we shud send out a b0rg cube to re assimilayte hers.
i miss her sumfin fearz.
Yah. Hurr an Annipuss kin plai Dueling Furstees.
We misst u tew! Zomgz! Hao wuz ur flyin’? Iz yu teh jetlaeg? U shud sliepz moar.
Oh thankz, Elfie! An yes! Indeed!! Ai shud sleep moar. Ai wuz at the airport yesterday morning at 8 AM – an got hoam heer just befoar midnite! So it wuz a looooooong taim!
Teh 6 hour layover in Atlanta din’t halp much! But ai snoozed a bit heer an there.
An yes – ai am shur ai will hav teh jetlag – just az soon az ai can!
‘morning, nugget. Haow aer yoo, Mr. nugget, and KB? (sowwy…dunno yore oyyer kittehs)
I maekd u a replai…. but WeirdPretzl eetid it.
O hai, Elfi! Last night when I went to pick up Esme from her chemo (she’s doing ok, BTW) I was behind a vehicle for a while that had teh licentious tag: ELFMOBL. Relatibs of urs?
I couldn’t get a picture because one of my superpowers is teh ability to turn a red light green simply by reaching for my camera phone.
Dat r an amazing wun.
Annuddur is drumming up customers bai: 1.Smoking 2. Eeting
3.Going to Powdurr Ur Nose
Speeking ub deez seeminglee reelated ax,
Why r it dat…..
Flys r POST too beez stoopy. Butt wen dey is Buuz Buuzin in ur face
an makin u mad as a hattur, dey suddenly disappear wen ur finga
tuches teh swattur?
Verrrrrreh peecyoolyur, ah say.
I knoes! We’ll market rings wif flyswatters on them. If ur finger is always touching a flyswatter u’ll never be bothered!
We’ll be teh rich!
We?
Is dat ebbil maus in ur pocket?
I was gonna gibs u fitty persents for gibben me teh idear, but if’n u desont’ wanna be teh rich, that’s moar moneys for me!
U’ll juss steel it back.
An den steels it back, ya feef!
{{{ESME!!!}}} Um problee nawt, I dunno….. my kar in Ohyo wuz lil ‘92 Mazda Miata naemd ELFCAR, but my mom droved it off teh rode an’ flipt it an’ stuf… she livd tho yay!!
I can maek kitiz blink by reachin’ foar my kamra!! LOL
whut kind ob kar wuz it? I has a kurreus!
Yay for living moms, boo for flipping elfcars. Whare in Ohio did u libs? I spent most of my formative years in teh NE Ohio and went to college/grad school in NW Ohio.
Teh ELFMOBL was a SUV-ish kine of car. Probly can carry lots and lots of elfs innit. It wasn’t green, though. Or nuggit-colored. Kinda gray, ackshully.
I grew up between Columbus and Lancaster….
Went to college in New Hampshire (Daniel Webster College)
then moved to Tulsa some time later with my husband….
and am about to move to Tennessee if I ever get around to it. *sighs*
I knew lots of peeps in college from down around that part of Ohio. I also has a hole passel of relatibs in Knoxville and all over E. Tennessee. They is mostly for teh most part cat lubbers. So I think u’ll fits in vry well when u gets there!
figgurz…stoopy Weird Pretzel!
:::::::::::requests dawn key gib Weird Pretzel a hoofing like tehy neber had befoar:::::::
No werriez; Weird Pretzel nawt werth it.
JANET!
{{{{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}
SO glad you are heer.
We has much to write about.
{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Yes, we do! Alss – ai must run! Reellee. Am about to bee late! EEk!
LOL! Schmoo to yoo!
‘morning, dawnkey hoofee. Haow ewe?
I dunno about dis ewe ub wich u speek, buttz *I* r kinda purkee dis mornin.
Ebben doe I is goin too wurk soon.
Y mus wii go twerk? Y? Hoos idea wuzzit? Y can’t wii jus stai hoem n nom n plai wif teh kittehs?
I noez. Rnt it reedeecyooluss? I needz too getz mah I R TOO STOOPY
TOO WURK reeleez sos I can stay home an plai all day on ICHC.
/it cud happun
Lettuce rise up! Wii donut all hab to be sheep!
Ai do.
Yes, ewe doo.
/credits Owl furr dat snurt dat has been brot too u toodai.
u can stays home, and ur boss has mutton to say abowt it!
Boss be too sheepish to complayne.
Baa Humbug
we’ll just have to pull the fleece over thier eyes and ram it through commite.
.
Might wurk.
shofar, shogud.
Wool yew stai heer awl dai an plai! Oar will yew goze awn teh lam?
Hey yoo, I saw whut yoo did ther! Leeve that poor lam alone! Yoo kant pull teh wool over owr eys.
O-vine. Ai’ll stop punning.
U can pun, but u can’t hide!
Oh yes ai can!
*runs off to hide in NB wif LCB & YNG*
it cud be wurse. Ai bin at wurk sinze liek 6:30 in da ay em!
Wii misseded u Janet! Glad u bak!
Hai ebbreewun! Ai hope yoo laik the fud ai Browt!
Ohai JCH4K! Ai hab mist u! Welkum bach!
Hey lady! Good to have you back!
Hai Maus!
It iz verree nice to bee bak. Though it wuz a bit hard leeving mai frenz in Jermanee. There wuzn’t enuf taim to see tehm awl as much az ai wud hav laiked.
Ohai Janet! eberwun missed yoo!!!
Welcome home!
{{{{{Princess Mu}}}}} Thanks! An ai reelee mist ebreewun a lot. Ai had praktikallee NO internet akcess – just now an again fur a few minits! Doo to menee stranj reesonss!
Welcome hoam, Janet!
I missed yu, too.
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Sumdai, Janet, u and I shud go too Germany toogeddur. Dat r mah birfplace,
(as *U* noe, Janet.) I has allus wunted too goez back.
*sigh*
Mebeh sumdai.
Ai knew, tew, aifinkso.
Kafleen, ware in Germany wuz you borned? I has twinses hoo wuz borned in Wurzburg. ( Iss birfplais uv radilology, tew.)
Frankfurt.
Mah dad was x-ray technician.
An hai, martianmary! Ai wuz a liddle afrayed ebreewun wud furgit awl about mee. Two weeks iz a long taim awn ICHC! So ai’m glad to heer it dint happen!
How can we forgetz U? uz is unforgettable..
Welcome back!
Donkee sings (badlee) โช Unforgettubbull Uuuuu… โช
Unforgettubbull Ewe?
Sum speschul mewsik to cellybrayt sweet JCH4K’s return:
Unforgettable – let’s let Natalie and Nat King Cole sing it for yoo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53ith7bNN8w&feature=related
An I throws in a liddel Louis Armstong, What a Wonderful World:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5IIXeR5OUI&feature=related
Enjoi!
An I adds 2 moar luvlee sawngs:
Israel Kamakawiwo Ole’s version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A2Jt4WOxN8&feature=related
Bob Dylan – may yoo stay Forever Young:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSpAWVa4Jak
*sigh*
Oh, gremlin. U is teh wunnurfull.
{{donkey hugz}} Yoo is pritteh wunnerful too, kafleen-teh-donkey!
Fanks
Ohai gremlin! Awl sush byootiful sawngs! Ai lub me teh Coles n Armstrong spechuly! Wun ob may fabes is v. Gibs me chills ebry tym…ai musta ben a persum ob kolor inna prebius lyf, teh sole musik tuches me sew. Aslo musta ben a persun frum Italee, cuz ai lubs teh fuds–gimme dat garlik!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csoMt1CiP04
Ohai, fikshunkitteh. Thx fur teh linky. Um, yoo luks orinj to meh, an I is orinj too! Hoo noes whut cullur we’ll be in owr neggst lief . . .
I throws in wun moar linky; culd I let a day go by withowt an 80s ref?
True Colors, by Cyndi Lauper – oringinal, oops original – video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ph7p7DT53Y
Gud sawng, lub hers hayer dont!
*snikur*
O hai Janet! welcum bakk. Er, is der a vejitariun opshun?
Hai, annipuss! ov CORSE there iz a fejitariun opshun! It iz awn teh tray just to teh left – it gotted left awt ov teh pikchure. ai feer. But it haz awl kinds ov fruitz an yummee fresh breds – an teh delishus Butterbretzlen (the buttered pretzels) frum Stuttgart, an sum veggies an dip.
Ai fort Ai cud relie on u to fink uv ebbrifing!
cats no does vejitariun!
Ohai JCH4K!!!1!
iz been soooo long since i’b seen u on ICHC!!
how iz u doing??
Hai, Hashim.
Except fur a cupple ov verreee breef commints, it haz bin 2 weeks! It felt laik furebber! Ai thot ov awl teh fun ebreewun heer wuz having – an wuz rather sad that ai cudn’t bee heer too. It wud hav bin so gud fur mee.
An ai an doing prettee OK, ai think. Still verree sad – so much there wuz so hard to do.
But being back heer iz verree cheering indeed!
yay!!
u iz finally back and da hard wurk iz ober!
Yase, yay indeed. Habbin u not heer dat long makes meh feel dis
combobulated, Janet. Wee needs u. โฅ
{{{JCH4K}}} โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ
Ditto kakleen’s comintz! Musta ben nyc tew sew frenz jermenny! Glad yew is bak! Hao yew ben felion?
*mumblez 2 sef az she wakingz up:
I had deh nicest dreemz last nite, I dreemed Janet kameded bak home.
*heerz rawkus hullabaloo in Cheezland.
*Lukz owt window adn seez a partee in full swing.
*Dere b cheering adn singing adn dancing.
*Deh nite watchman iz carrying sumwun down JCH4K Blvd on himz sholderz.
*It b Janet
It wuzn’t a dreem!!! Janetz home!!! Yay!!!!
Runz owt 2 joyn deh partee, frowing cweenfetti ebbreewear.
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โก โผ โ โ โ โซ โฅ Janetz home!!!โฆ โช ฤฆ ะญึต าฺฃฺฒ ๏ฌ๏ญโ โฆ ๏ฌพ โ โบ โก ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ญโฆ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ โผ ๎ โผ ๎ ั ะ ื า ะ ุ ลฆ ฯ ยถJanetz home!!! ยฑ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ญโฆ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ Janetz home!!! ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ โผ ๎ โผ ๎ ยฟ ฤฆ ะญึตJanetz home!!! าฺฃฺฒ ๏ฌ๏ญโ โฆ ๏ฌพ โ โบโก โ๏ ๏Janetz home!!!โซโช ฺถฺผ แบฑฺ โขแปน โข ๏ญ ๏ญ โฆ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ญโฆ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ โผ ๎ ๏ญ ๏ ๏ฌ ๏ญ ๏ญ ๏ฎญ ๏บ ๏ปผ โผ ๎ ฤฆ ะญึต าJanetz home!!!ฺฃฺฒ ๏ฌ๏ญโฤฆ ะญึต าฺฃฺฒ ๏ฌ๏ญโ โฆ ๏ฌพ โ โบโก โฆ ๏ฌพ โ โบโก
i made a caek…. am waiting fur it to appear…
hmmm… i guess it ain’t comin’ *sigh*
well, i maeks new one!
i i i i i i i i i i i
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???
but…but…but i made the caek straight!
why wierd press maed it tilt!!1!
awww well… eberyone!!!
we haz caek!! u all can haz it!!!1!
Not onlee duz weird pressnom deh whole commintz, it also nomz deh multiple spaysiz. it won’t letting u hab mor dan wun spayse in a row. Watch dis:
werds seprated by wun spayse.
werds seprated by too spaysez.
werds seprated by free spaysez.
Pretty much all web pages eat spaces.
*tries something*
werds seprated by free spaysez.
free???
*snatchez up a fistful of spaysez*
U can take as many as u want, but don’t fill up on them.
They is empty calories.
I livs in a small howse, so I needs all teh spayse I can gets.
*grabs anotter fistful*
but I is feelin a littul bloted.
But whare are u going to put all those spaces if’n u doesn’t has enuff space?
well, if I takes the spayse, then I has more spayse, rite?
if a tree falls in teh forest, cant u yoos the lumber?
and don’t teh beevers get leftovers?
test
werds seprated by wun spayse.
werds seprated by too spaysez.
werds seprated by free spaysez
*shows off*
werds seprated by wun spayse.
werds seprated by too spaysez.
werds seprated by free spaysez
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I’m to lazy to figure it out. What markup are you using?
Testing onetwothree…
*Takes off GH(wP)*
Feh!
*Puts on own GH(wp)*
Character entities. Old school.
& + nbsp + ;
But mooshed all together, wifout teh plus signs.
*blows on Maus’ propellor, sends him fline away*
*As he flys away*
Thanks. I was using the non-breaking space HTML markup. Which failed miserably.
Anybody need anything while I’m out?
how about a nise hawhyyan punch?
*sed from teh safetee uf teh grownd*
How nice of u to axe! I does need a few things. Can u gets me…
Alligator shoelaces
Brillo padlocks
Covered wagon cover cover
D…
Dandee lion tamer
Ebry budee ennyfing tehy wants
Fun Factoids
G…
Ginormously long ladder (to rescue me)!
HALP!
I’m floating awaaaaayyy!
Oh luk, a big maus flote!!! Ware iz purayd??
Iz frum partee fur JCH4K, ifinkso.
Jump
Katch a bird tail
Land savely
Maus
No can has
Open spayses?
Perrhaps
Quite Pozibul
Seely cood happen?
Spose sew
T…
*curse my stupid fingers*
Reely cood happen?
LOL! Yoo guize! Yoo ar so funneh! Yoo hav maed me reelee laff fur teh furst taim in dayz!
.
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Ai doo luv yoo awl. Reelee, ai doo!
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โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ
yesh…wut dawn key sed…discomboobulated…berry guud, dawn key!
welcome homes janet
‘morning/’afternoon, siobhan…an ‘fank yew fore faboritating mi.
fank u fore making this gweat lols
Did yew capshunate tehm?
nope, had no ideer fur tehm. but u had an ai fink da kitteh in da wotur is jus damn rite capshund!
fang kew…coodin re-zist
Thanks, siobhan! Ai guess there reelee iz no plaice laik hoam!
nebber! wehre els wud u put up wif awl da fings taht u put up wif at hoam?
Ain’t dat da TROOF???
Ohai Janet, gud to hav yu bak. But plan anuvver trip to Yerp soon an com an see teh TTI-ers as well as yur frenz in Jermunny!
Mebbee Ai can tempt yu – and uvvers – ober wiv teh reevyoos ob Dr Who as Omlet…
http://www.rsc.org.uk/WhatsOn/5723.aspx
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}
Yoo doo nawt need to tempt mee! Wyld horses cannawt keep me away!
{{JCH4K}} Welkum bak, mah sweet sister-in-paw! We missed yoo so. So glad to see yoo bak! *shmoo*
*dantz dantz dantz! dantz uv joi!*
{{{{{gremlin}}}}} Mai deer SIP! Ai will dantz wif yoo! *dantz dantz dantz! dantz uv joi!*
oh hai JCH4K! Glad 2 C u have cum brack frum Jermanee (it rhymes, hooray). Ai hopes u getz ovva teh jatt leck purrty soon. Ai rememba frum transcawntinantle fleights dat it took weeks b4 ai waz back 2 mai n noarmul sleeping rooteen. Ai hope u iz quicker at re-adapting!
Ohai Janet!
better late than never i gess – welcome back!
Nao, wat will u offur mi 2 drink?
I’m thinkin saki…
Ai had sake resently, 4 teh nawt-seckund tiem. Nawt bad.
Teh shef at teh food-playse skwirted it in awr moufs wif a bottlol. Wii awl ended up warin teh sake hoem.
Tank teh CC dat ai nawt get pulled ober bai teh cops!
oar dis wudda bean u
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/26/funny-pictures-the-officer-problem
plum whine.
and me too!
Teh opheringsh at Kitzchen-Itzha?
win!!
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Yu winz teh Mayan choklit drinkses.
NOM fur teh Mayan drinksies
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
ai seded gushi food nawt sushi food, but ai’ll nom it n-ee-way, becus i lubs u, u is a good hoomin. u mai nao get urself some choklit, but paws off ob mai choklit martoonis!
*obcors kitteh is ownle waitin for hoomin to goes an get choklit b-4 kitteh noms wib d-lite*
hmm choklit can waits… NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM breath NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM oh choklit arrives k thx bai NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
wooow… O.o
u is one choklit addict. i lyks u ^^
Yez, iz berri nize, butt how menni tymez eye haz tu ask u I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?
kitteh seafoodz is bedder is more nootrishus wid less fat and choleestrolz
is good fur U
mebbe dat troo, but it dusn’t has teh CHEEZ!
Iz da namez uff dis syte “I can haz seafood?” No, iz “I can haz cheezburger”! Watch owt, wii doan’t wanna mayke Cheez an Tofu angree! (Wii luv u Cheese an Tofu, yez wii dew!) Pluz der iz no phat or colesstearol on da intertubes.
Concats two-kittehs on yr top spot! U onna role deze dayz!
okz i brinks yoo thru teh intertubes virshual cheez
Ohh fank u fur da cheez olympic lolcat! Now wii will haz da kitteh inna lass picher cuk a burger…well maybe not!
o fanks Tribble,
Uz is mah inspirashunz, I just tries to follow Ur examples
I sawded one ov Ur lols on upcoming not that long ago
kitteh was on the wall of a castle
I voted fur it 2z
it were quite funneh, I were luking fur it again to faborite it
but couldn’t find it againz
does Uz haz a link?
Rilli??? Dey iz berri owld. Go tu mye lols an u will fine a few wit da catsul. Hmm… eye wundur witch wun it wuz? Fank u fur votin fur it!
Greedy kitteh iz greedy.
Yup yup – kitteh neeeeds 2 lern 2 sheir awl dat fud. Lik mi momcat yused 2 sai (nao u’l no hao ol ai b) “der r starvin’ chillins in Formosa” (That’s currently Taiwan, for all you younguns, and my uncle used to be a missionary there. That’s why she didn’t use the generic “China” )
todai i haffta tell mai kittehs taht “der r starvin’ kittehs livfin onna streetz” wren tehy Dside taht a gushie flava doan meat thear standuds adn tehn meadeatlee shtart tew dew dat fake paw covaing fuds wif dirt
but mommeh iffen I eatz how does that helps those chiwdren in formosa
Datz a berry gud qwestin. But we nebber talk back to momcat!
OOOH, dat must hav been in teh 50’s momcat handibuk. Myne said “ur couzins iz teh starving in Poland!” I sez “sendz it to tehm then”. What got sent waz mei, to mi room!
mmm… dat duz luk gud
WANT!
i can has sushi?
i likez mai sushi
If you knew sushi,
Like I know sushi…
U has gud singing voyce, Rodney!
Ohai frenz! Ai needz ur opinyunz, plz.
Gud Noos: Mai brudder an inkredibly-stoopy sister-in-law r NAWT comin 2 bisit! YAY! But teh bad noos is ai nawt b abel 2 see mai neffew.
Sew, mahm an dad r goin 2 see tehm next wiik-end. Ai cud go, but ai has 2 taek 2 vacayshun daiz 2 be abel 2 go. Wii mite stai inna hotel oar wii mite stai in dere howse.
Ai reelee wanna see mai neffew, but nawt kno ifn ai wanna go wif mai paruntz 2 Illinoyse.
i fink… iffn u taeks a hotel u can d-cyde wehn u wanna bes aloan an wehn u wanna sees others… an iffn u reely wanna sees hims, tis myte be bestest. u cud follw ur parints later tahn dems ar going… so u no need to goes wib dem?
Rite nao, ai has no extry munnies 2 dribe maiself, sew ai’m at teh parintz mersee.
Ifn mai grand-fathur goez 2, wii will stai at teh hotel. Mebbe ai needz 2 werk awn him a littel.
ai wishes u taht werkin awn grand-fathur will werk as good as askin cc fur ur sil nawt to come
Wen Ai haz a problim liek dat Ai rites 2 lists, wun uv gud points an wun uv bad an see wich wun winz.
I dose that 2!
Ai do a vershun ob taht – Ai fink “Witch wud Ai regret moer; goin or stain?” Is a gud sissttem cos teh Ai donut do fings Ai wish Ai hadn’t. Mostlee!
U can has chat via PC wif neffew? Aawlmoast az gud az ceing him, ai fink. But hooray and happitailz dat ur inkredibly-stoopy sister-in-law is NAWT comin! Wotevva u did 2 preevent it, u did it rite! YAY!
Awl ai did wuz axk CC to halp mi.
Neffew iz onlee 14 mons old, so chattin onlyne iznt pawsible yet.
oh… such a KYOOT age!
I fink u shud go… just put up wif stoopy SIL for coupla days.
U’ll liv! And u’ll be glad u saw teh nefew. They grows up sew fast!
ai hadz inkredibly-stoopy sister-in-law but nawt anymoer.
mai grate neese is comin day befur Caturday to spend night fur furst tiem ebber. Seh 6yo adn ai haz such a happee bout it ai wanted to share
Strypee Kitteh feenkz
itz muss beez Caturday 4
sutch a lubblee feestz!
Kitteh canz Nom Nom
heer. Nom Nom dayr. Kitteh canz
Nom Nomz ebbeewayrz!
Kitteh duz nawt knowz
wayr 2 stawrtz. Mebbee juss leepz
upz andz dyvez ryte inz?
Jack.
skewl kitteh says to all hiz fwends, “neener neener bu-bu! mai hewmun maikes de bestest bockz lunchez. i’z nawt sharin.”
ot – summer skewl iz ober. weeeee! nowz i ken plai. for a few dais bafor job sartz agen.
Dat r juss wunnurrmuss! I has a happeh furr u!!
fank yew kafleen. i mite nawt haz talkt but i’z lukt eberdai tew sea e pritty kittehs.
U shud come adn plai wif us, DB. Nice peeps hear adn all ways happitale 2 tok wif y. Nawt 2 menshun awl teh pritty kittehs. U R awl wayz well come hear.
to Werdycnan,
a belated happy birfdai! I misst yr party yesterday, but why not keep on sillybrayting wif anuvver birfday gift on anuvver day?
Here iz a protable, pokket-sized wardrobe for you. Yu kn tayke it ANYWHERE, n when you wants to bissit Narnia, you takes it out, unfolds it, and UP pops teh wardrobe, complete wif transidmenshunal portal to Narnia.
B4 offring:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/04/funny-pictures-when-seafood-goes-bad
afta offring:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/28/funny-pictures-i-kan-heer-ur-lunch
lass weak offring: (kitteh groo vry fass)
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/27/funny-pictures-4-mee
we has meeneh humry cheezpeepz roand here i fink.
an ib kitteh growded so fass… teh seafud mus be berry helfy
O gr8! I jus bee hungwee in n owr!!
Good Morning, cheez frens!
welcome bak, janet ! an hi, Rshb !
I bringed a funnee troo storee 2 share wid u awl!
yestidai at lax
(temp turn-off ob da lolspeak):
a 757 plane had 2 make an emergency landing, and all the passengers de-planed via the sliding inflated emergency chutes.
the ever-present tv reporters interviewed a young woman passenger about her harrowing experience and she said:
“well it was realy scary, but I looked down and at the bottom of the slide there were 6 big firemen ! so I said “for me?” and down I went!”
howgreat was she !
(as i laffed i thot-” I wonder if she is a cheezypeep?)
Thx sparkysmom 4 ur eggsellent report on “Firemans in teh Nooz.” We now return to my favorite fantasy feature: “Firemans in LCB’s Boudoir.”
ooh that sounds steamy!
okai, hears sumthin phun taht i foun, wii kin VOTE onna zexy fyremens!!1!
chech owt “Joel” adn hez fav tip! hez gotta mai vote, yeshyeshifinkso
http://www.atlantahomeshow.com/index.php?c=84&w=21708
ps: enny peeps hear fum Jorja? maiB des guise inna yer town naow
I is gonna has to wait until I gets home to look at that. It’s too much splaining to do when u has a full-body splort at teh work.
jest wait until tehy c u hang teh winnin callendor inna yer office i wheel orda a passle fur teh pees *)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0_9ssKMZAk
whew fiks, whutta mazin triboot tew a seciMAN
dewin awl kinza manlee man stuff witowta shirt tew boots
dis gettin foreworded tew mai gurlfrens, thnx
Ooooh mai plezyer, rly!
Ai’ll tayk Kevin plxthnx!
**drools**
WAT A MENU!!!!
Joel reminz mi ov Mark Harmon a littel.
oh, an ai got a ‘nownsement 2 maek: AI’M MOOVIN TO JORJA!!!!!! AN AI’M TAKIN MAI ZIPPO!!!!!!
Don’t forget your FRUs…
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Jorja, Jorja,
Deh hole day frew
Jus an ole sweet song
Keeps Jorja on my mind
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I’m sayin Jorja
Jorja
A song uv u
Kumz az sweet an kleer
Az moonlite frew deh pinez
โซโช
Ovver paws reech owt 2 mii
Ovver iiz smile tenderlee
Still in peazeful dreams I see
Deh rode leeds bak 2 u
โซโช
I sed Jorja
Ooh Jorja, no pease I find
Juss an ole sweet song
Keeps Jorja on my mind.
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Ray Charles FTW!! Ai feels sew lukkee tew has seeing hims in purrson atta tynee venyoo in Ventura Fee atter sum yeers ago! Wuz teh ossim adn win!!
Hah! Grayte story.
If I am ebber in such a sichuayshun, I wil remember it. & if there ar no firemenz waiting to catch, I will imagine them there N mentally capshun it “Invizible firemenz.”
Iffn she izznt a cheezpeep, we mayks her an honorary wun, OK?
*gits owt teh cheezpeep-indukshun sword, lifts it in teh genral direkshun uv teh storeh*
Ther! She izza honorary cheezpeep nao!
Hai Sparkysmom!!
Glad 2 hab u bak! 
Grate Storee!!
I fink dere mayb a liddul Chezpeep in ebbrewun, speshlee wen deh firemenz iz involved.
Habn’t seen u much latelee.
Ebreefing ok in ur whirrld?
Would it be teh too much to ask for a little fireman in every Cheezpeep?
Was that out loud? Um, anyone needs me, I’ll be in teh NB.
*loud laffing skarez naybors*
Ohai cween! Didja sai debreefing?, Oh, juss mai wishfil iis
OH YESS, MAI cWEEN! i been tryin 2 halp romeow res q da happytayle kitty
n set up a so cal cheezmeet
oh, wait ! just saw da lax story agin- she aktwo ally said “6 huge fyremen ! I’m in heaven” b4 she jumped!
eben better
Ohai sparkysmom! Ai ben awf a fyoo dayz, pls tew tayl me ware ai fynd fred ob comintz fur teh so cal cheezmeet, k? plzkthx!!
dere no fred yet- been checkin da “bloos” tryin 2 make list ob da so cal cheezpeeps 2 c how many der r 2 cum like Romeow” lives in da az, but her mil is in orange and mayb she cud cum, etc
Ok, fanks! Doan no Y
โชโซR no starz upinna skaiโชโซ
*hums alawng*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*berembers sparkysmom*
Mai ADD, let me sho U it~
Doan no Y ai izzunt bloo, useted bees…?
Ai yam frum So Cal, two!
Her must beeing a cheezepeep!!!
.
Gmawrzgrnshooz b in SoCal duzzn’t she??? I bet her wud luv 2 b in a Cheezemeet.
Yep, cween! She frum hoam town, San Jose afinkso
Gaijin kitteh sez “I can haz bento bawx”
Gaijin kitteh who is from teh London, TTI sez “I can has Big Bento box?”
oobark r u still here?
Kitteh sez: :”Iys tihs awl foar me??”
Us: “Yesh”.
Kitteh: “Kthxbai!!!”
*nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom* “Yummers!!!”
BENTO NEKO MANIA!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOM
*Ai thimk yu maybii wan takoh shy uv a combeau playt*
afterwerds, we wil offur u a wafer-thin mint.
just a wisper uv a mint….
For I am the Kitty God.
I’ll let you live today. ^_^
Plz to burn insense at mah shryne nao. Kthx.
ooh, taht luks so gud it almost makes ME, teh fish-hatin lunarmommy, wisht i like fish… *droolin in spite ob myslef*
But i wanteds hosenfeffah.
LOL speak is not texting, not the same, noh
it be better if it said “ur offeringz pleases kitteh god”
THIS PICK TERR MAKES ME GO NOM NOM NOM
OMG!!!! OMG!!! iis buueetifuul!!!
An nao, fer entertainmentz, you set the doggie on fir as well.
Ur ofrin maike meh smail. Nao, abowt teh goggeh…