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Ai iz gettin sukked owt uv heer
Miss Speedee Feengurz dizzit agin! Dreenkee? Dans? Nom? Wat U can haz?
Whoo Hoooo!!! a six way TY! Wif teh legendairy “Speedee Fingurs Annipuss” in teh Tawpest Spawt!
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It meens we can awl go to teh TY Boo Teek! An Annipuss an ai can get ar noo kitteh eerings! Ai ar reelee eggscited – cuz ai hardlee eber am heer!
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An teh PI Shoppe haz fresh baked blakberree PIs! Ai can smell tehm frum heer! An fresh cawfee an tee.
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Iz cweenmj enewhere around? She knows teh stock ov teh TY Boo Teek best. An purrhaps she has spoken to Gibbocat if there iz enething noo?
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Butt teh Bobblolhed kittehs ar awlwayz fun. An teh Cheezland Snoglobes.
Yay! Meh fren JCH4K ams back! It not same aroun here wen yous gone.
Awwww thank yoo, DavecanhasDrTinycat!
Ov corse, ai had hoeped ai wud bee mist!
But it wudn’t bee teh sayme wiffaut yoo, eether!
Justin Case you dint know:
WE MISSED YOU, JANETCANHAS4KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!!
Iz Justin Case sumwun noo????
But thank yoo, mary O’Spockn! It meens a lot to mee to know that!
An oh! Ai think ai must taek a liddle nap nao.
*floofee whyte kitteh curlz up next to liddle oranj kitteh an fawls asleepl*
I herd they has magnits now!
Wif teh Cheezland motto:
“Wii don’t car hao u spells it, we iz just hassing fun!”
I wants wun ov tehm.
awntee janet is bak ona innertoobs!!
haaaaaiiiii!!! *has a masseeev happee* we’s missed yoo lowuds n lowuds ai howpe yew know!! 
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Hai Jimmba!
{{{{{{{Jimmba}}}}} Ai mist yoo too, a lot! But yoo will soon see taht ai dint furgit yoo!
OHai JCH4K! I misseded you, too.
An oh D Marie – ai hav bin missing yoo fur teh LONGEST taim an wishing yoo wud com bak! ai wuz sooooo happee to see yur nayme heer again!
{{{{{{{D Marie}}}}}}}
Hai Janet!! I ben fishin and cawted 2 catfishes and a liddul bass. Trewing deh bass bak cuz him wuz tuu small. Huzbin cawted 2 cat fishez, tuu!! Wii b happeetayl kittehz!! fisheez fer din-din!
But u b wanting tuu noez wut b in deh Ty Boo Teek 2day. Letz go luk.
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it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Deze r deh gnuest itemz: kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer ebbreewun.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Mmmmmmmmm! Chokklit martoonez! Waht a nice thing to cum hoam to! Deer fren and teh Chokklit martooneez!
Ohai, Janet, wilcum hoam. wut did yu bring us?
Ai has a sad. Mai dortur in Seattle just emayod dat she haz appontmint tu “putting tu slepe” hur liddul 14 yeerz owld Miriam hoo wuz gibbed ownlee abowt 3 mumfz tu lib 4 yeerz ago. She haz bin on awl kinez ub medsinz nd nawt getting beddur, naow iz nawt eting. Can see hur pikshur wif lolrus in mai pikshurz
Awwww. How sad.
{{gmwgs}} {{miriam}}
Awwww – {{{{{GMWGS}}}}}
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ai haz a hert in mai hart fur u awl.
ai sry ai lef aff a “m”…sew aim bak to put it in an gib u anuvver hugz
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An nao wii ar awl sad wif yoo. Hardlee ENETHING iz moar sad tahn having to put a beloved kitteh to spepe. Eben wehn we know taht it iz teh “rite thing to doo.”
It still bringz teerz to mai aiez wehn ai think ov cuddling mai hartkitteh an moast beloved Florian – knowing teh minnits were tikking away befoar we had to go. It iz awlmoast unbearabul. But we haz to do it.
But just sooooo sad.
Fank yu awl fur yur kinednes. ai wil tel “spikee’ yu send hur lubz eben nawt nozing hur. she wud lub tu be abul tu hab tiem tu plai wif us but iz self emploid. Goof orf awn jawb, nawt maik da munniez enuf tu lib awn.
Fink ai nedez tu go du sum wurkz naow tu. se yu tumoro.
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cweenmj, dem cat-phishes can haz a cheezburger?
Oooh! Kitteh wind chimez – DO WANT!!!
*standzin lien sew az nawt to be rood*
*handz NS kitteh wind chime wif a tuxy kitteh chasing a butterfly*
*wiggulz wif a happee*
Fanks, cweenmj!!! Ai lubz it! Mai Momkat will lubz it, tew (she lubz teh wind chimez).
*admirez byootiful windchimes*
*sigh* Ai will just hav to trai harder! So mennee nice thingz heer fur teh kitteh luver@
ai bin tole dat u don hab tu be nawt secund tu getses stuff at teh tybooteek but u kin goez der enytiem. aifinkso u shud getz dem winchimeyz as a welkum hoem prezent. *getz winchimeys fur JCH4K*
hier u go! welkum hoem. fink ov ur cheezfrenz eberytiem teh singz for u!
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*takez windchimes* Thank yoo, vgersmom! Taht iz troo – yoo can hav moast enething yoo want at teh wundermus TY Boo Teek.
Alas – it duz nawt hav teh wun thing ai reelee want – but teh winchimes will certainmlee maek me thing ov awl teh cheezfrenz. An that will bee such a nice thing – thoough ai dont reelee need enething to do that! Ai cant halp doing it!
I haz a IRL windchime mai liddul bruvver gabing 2 mii. Cancer tookinged him over deh bridge a cuppla yrz ago. Weneber dhe windchimez sing, I fink him b talking 2 mii.
It givz mii a happee wen deh breeze bloez. 
{{{{{{{{cween}}}}}}} yu so nice!!1!!!
Better qwesjun am: wut nawt-sekkun prizes can her get dat her not already hab from so manees nawt-seccuns??
Ai can awlwaiz fined rume fur a drinkie (oar too oar free…)
Den lemme git owt me toklit martooni shaker!
Ur makin choklit martoonie shakes?
Hmm? (Dairy + alkeehol = ?)
Welll der iz no tummy aches in cyberspace.
Set ‘em up?
An congrats congrats Annipus too!
Thx BGee, Naow Ai muss get 2 bed. G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite.
Gudnite, “SpeedeeFungursAnnipuss.” Yoo ar a challenj to us awl!
swiftsy annipuss agin
concatshoelaces wunze more on nawt sekkund
Thx bofe uv u. Bedtime drinkses Ai fink pls.
**pripayrz hawt toddee 4 annipuss**
Heer yar — nytee nyt!
A nyce glass ov red whine, purrhaps?
Awlwayz gud fur sleeping! Doo yoo hav a favoiet?
merlot fer mee, perhaps with brie onna bagel?
A pipe and a pancake?
A bong and a blintz?
Ai don’t smoak thx!
Ai drinks red whine most ebenings – yooshulee berry cheep stuff – lokul soopermarkit haz clarit at £3 (bowt $6) dat gibs me 5 dosis!
gud thin u haz teh claus.
beem me up nao skotty! kwik!!!
HALP!!!!
and she told him in the earlier lolcat today not to press that button!!!
Teh boikatz – dey duz nawt awlwaiz lissin.
Oar kut da green wyr …
Your commend made me search if cats can see colours and apparently they can distinguish blue from green but cannot perceive hues of red! so I guess no red wires are fine
Datz akshulee uh refrintz bak 2 uh lolpic uh fyoo daiz agoe win LCB n mom21kitteh kutted da green wyrz awn sum bomz n kilded demsevz ded. Gud fing I can hadz da Skroal uv Rekawl oar els dey mite steel b goasteez hawntin ICHC (n eech uvver)…
lolz
doan laff taht wrelly happind,
noe srsly, rly, iz tru
I member dat. Deh LCB goest wuz skeerd uv low plaiciz.
Aahz – doo yoo remembur where taht wuz? Ai wud haet to miss an LBC advenchoor – speshullee where she wuz skeered ov LOW plaices! Did it maek thingz ene eezier?
Ratsafratsa WP eeting mai poasties (wif abatar) agin. *sigh*
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Teh advenchur beginnd heer: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/30/funny-pictures-eated-my-brudders/
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It den kontinyood on teh next lol.
Rassen Frassen WerdPoopz — It muss can haz uh hongree — it nommed mai kawmint 2 Janet …
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Ennywaiz, Ohai, JPAQC!!1! I b happeetaylz 2 C U agin! I misted U …
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nightshayd givded da startin fred — da advencher startid twoard da bottum, den hoppted rownd (U noez haow ICHC kawmint fredz r). Aftur dat it moovded awn 2 da nekst fred ( “hair gel” ) n hoppted rownd sum moar. Dat’z ware LCB startid “fealin da heet” frum da low playsiz, wich is Y herz wuz skeerd uvvem…
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Fingz nawt eezeeyur — I wood ravvur yooz da CCC croo’z noo fyr truk wif da Hy-Ryz Ayreeyul 2 fetch LCB daown frum hy playsiz…
sorry. basemint cat haz kontrol of da bridge.
Qwik git too auxiliree contrlol!
Supercat haz taken auxiliree contrlol nao! he will rescue yoo!
” Teh cat dwellz within teh circle uv her own sekrit thotz.”
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Reelee nice site yoo hav there, olympic lolcat! Hao did yoo get started?
Welkum bak, JCH4K!!!
Thankz, nightshayde!
Ai ar reelee happee to be heer!
It is reellee nice that you like it!
I started it a few months ago as a translator of webpages into lolcat in order to read news in lolcat version with funny cat-thinking commends
I keep improving the translator based on commends I receive from visitors!
But since the main infrastructure is ready I now have started adding things
like computer games with cats and pets
The quotes are from an excellent book called The Cat Fanatic – quirky quotes on frisky felines, by Charles Elliott, ISBN 9781906217006
It is full of cat quotes 
Also if you are interested my website on 8th August (2days!) until 24th will be displaying different pictures of cat versions of Olympic sports
oh I answered to yoo but my commend vanished!!!! maybe sucked by the vaccum created by the atmusffeers leaving! I am going to retype it here! NAO!
Ai just roted a sorta long replai to woodchuck – an it got eeted, too!
Sumtaimes tehy com bak, sumtaims nawt. No wun seems to know wai.
Mai displezjur wif WP at teh momint – let me show u it.
Datz y ai nawt havvin Hello Kitteh rite nao. WP wuz nommin awluv mai commintz & ai had a frustrayshun.
nightshyde? Waht do yoo meen “nawt havvin Hello Kitteh rite nao?”
Mah abatar iz yoozhullee teh Hello Kitteh. Wiffa liddul pink bow.
What are the chances of two people seeing this at roughly the same time and posting responses? Sry.
No reezin to pawla-jize, MelONyx!
Is her abatar. She hazza kwiltee fingee.
Sry, Nightshayde.
Still nawt werkin…
Ai typed 2 responses, and WP oanlee eeted wun.
It is reellee nice that you like it
But since the framework is ready I am adding things, like computer games with cats and pets.
I started making it a few months ago for translating the news webpages into lolcat so that I can read them in lolcat with added cat-thinking commends
I am still improving it based on suggestions from users
The quotes are from an excellent book called The Cat Fanatic- quirky quotes on frisky felines, by Charles Elliott, 2007 but there seems to be and an 2000 version!
If you are interested during the olympic games (in 2 days!) the website will be displaying everyday 2 different pics of cat versions of the Olympic sports!!!! and I am really excited and have a happee!
thanks!
Ov CORSE we ar interested!
Hao cud we nawt be?
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Did yoo perchance see teh Winter Olympix taht teh amaizing Gibbocat put awn a fyoo munths ago? Wuz soooooo funnee. An Philippe d’Beaker had an event wif Igor.
Ov corse, yurs will bee diffrunt – but olympix can bee so fun.
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But hao did yoo find teh different pikchoors of cat vershuns ov teh olympic sports? Ai dont think ai hav seen ene at awl!
Oh I haven’t seen dem! do you have any links?
mai frends liked them so I think more people will like them 
I am going to make them available for download so that people can change them and make their own versions 
The pics that will appear are not based on photographs. I took a free version of the pictograms used for representing each olympic sport and changed them into cats with cat-sport names
Oh I haven’t seen dem! do you have any links?
mai frends liked them so I think more people will like them 
I am going to make them available for download so that people can change them and make their own versions 
The pics that will appear are not based on photographs. I took a free version of the pictograms used for representing each olympic sport and changed them into cats with cat-sport names
Ai do hav teh links. But ai will hav to show yoo them laytur. But ai will find them!
Boi! Dis reelee sux…
Duz it sux or duz it blows? Direksun is relativ inna vacoom
Ayrlok can haz ayr. Vakyoom nawt can haz ayr. Vakyoom taykz ayr awai frum ayrlok. Dere4, it sux.
but iffen yer outside onna hull, it blows.
Lukin’ at teh Xpreshun on kitteh’s fayc, I wud sai tihs wun reelee sux.
I bin heer, off n on.
Ware haz yoo bin?
Sumplayc fun, I hoep.
Ai just gotted bak frum jermanee last nite at midnite. Ai wuz goan fur two weeks.
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It wuz fun – saw lotz ov veree deer frenz an went to sum nice birfday partees.
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An verree sad, becuz ai went to teh memorial gathering fur mai best frend, hoo died unexpektedlee a week befoar ai arrived to visit hur. Ai wuz going becuz she wuz sick an asked me to come. But being wif so menee peeple hoo reelee luved hur too halped a lot..
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But nao ai treasure mai frenz eben moar tahn befoar. Becuz ai wuz maed to realie, yet again, hao verree valuabul tehy (an that meens yoo awl, too) reelee ar.
Ai roted yoo a lawngish replai – ai hoep it showz up soon!
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It wuz fun an sad.
Sorree to heer abowt teh sad. But wen yoo has a loss, a gud memoreeul serbis or uther gaddering wif frenz is teh best. Glad yoo cud be ther.
yeh, but kitteh be lubbin his berber.
I dunno — it wood prolly steel suk ifn ur owtsyd da spays-ship wif da ayrlok oapin n awl da ayr leevin da ship…
Dat wood definatelee suk in sevrul waiz!
Halp! Ai can’t hold awn much longer! Beem mee up, Skottee!
Aye canna dew it Capin. Aye’m wurkin on gittin a force field in place!
Dis is why u shudn’t declawwwwww………
[music playz in teh bakground] and SuperCat appears flying and grasps scarreded lady-cat adn lands her sayfily [music playz again]
*catchez breffs*
Fanks Supercat!
How du u keep ur floof so nise and neet wif all teh wind sheer?
mai hyooman combs me ebery mornin! I hate him but meh looks nice!
git away from her you…..K9 ovva female persuasion!
Ai wuz tryin to fink uv sumfin “Aliens” tew sez — glad yer brayne wuz working beddur dan mien.
yeh, I remember most things from movies.
play merry hell remembering my own name somedays…..but I can remember odd stuff from movies and books.
Yoo ar so luckee! Ai can remembur bits an peeces – but nawt gud enuf to kwote. Maus can doo it, too. Maeks mee reelee kinda jellus!
yeh? um…thanks. well when summone askes ya yer name……do ya gotta think about it for a second?
LOL! No!!! Butt – ai doo hav trubbel wif odder peepls naymes! Ai wunz traied to introdoos mai tehn fiance to sum wun – an cudn’t remembur hiz nayme!
(butt taht IZNT wai it wuz an “tehn.” Oar maybee???? Hmmmmm. )
at werk ai gotta ansur teh fone wif mai naem and sumtiems if ai iz distrakted an piks up teh fone ai fergets whut tu sai (mai naem…whut’s mai naem????) an sumtiems ai has tu fink so lawng teh purrson on the fone startz “helow? helow?” Tiem awf, ai needz it.
Having two jobs and anserin teh fone at bof is danjerus, too. Gotta concentrate and merember wich fone you be anserin.
Gud ting I dont do taht ennymoar.
Sigourney Weaver Kitteh is dispozin of teh Aleein. Wayt until it iz flushd out, then cloz airlok.
C YA
http://www.moviecitygeek.com/DVD/images/alien_2.jpg
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
“Oapin da paw-d bai doarz, HAL. HAL. HAL. HAL!”
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We can hadz geeky dreenkin gaym n kawlij … we wood watch “2001″ n evvywun wood hafta tayk uh dreenk winebber sumwun wood sai “HAL”
and whoever’s liver held up won?
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Day-zee, Day-zee, gibs me yu answer troo……
now that……..freaks me smooth out.
Mai mynd iz gowin. I . kin . feal . it. … I .. kin .. feal .. it. …
Gud … moarnin … jennulmin. …… I … m … uh … H.A.L. … 9 … fowzund … pyooter.
Dat iz teh best gaem evar!
I haz to rember dat wun foar next tyme!
*shayks fists at werdpretzel*
YOU ATES MAI TACOS! GIB ‘EM BAK!
Dats better.
*scowls at werdpretzel*
“sry davekitteh…
kthxbai.”
“Hal…Hal…HAL!!!!”
Sumwun furrgotted tu putz on hiz grabitee bootz!
Itz tuff tew put on teh grabitee bootz wiffowt teh uppozeubul fumz.
velcro.
skritch….thump, skritch…..thump
yeah if she was the velcro cat (from previous lolcats way back) she would have been alright! You are doing it wrong!
olympic cat!
Hav yoo bin lurking fur a lawng taim? Becuz. . .ai dont remembur seeing yur nayme – an yet yoo know so mutch!
yes I likes lolcats
but only created an account a month ago! my name is superkitteh but changeded to olympic lolcat for this period due to olympics!!!!!
O noes!!! Wers den teh vakyoom!!!
Noooo! They be stealin’ meh antmussfeer!!!
I lub tihs.
BOOM
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*gigglol*
JCH4K, wii can has sekundaree ty?
Wai shur! Wai nawt?
Win!
Maybee kitteh cood end upp in da nexus
and bees happi forebber and ebber…..
I never did see wut wuz so rong wif it….
Eye lubbed seeing Peecard wit himz nephew…*snif*
And the purrfeckt Chrissmas… wif all teh kidz, and teh byootimus tree..
U cudn’t have dragged me owt wif a toe truck.
Iz sorta like beein on rekreashunal drugs alla time. Nuthin gets dun, u iz reely alone alla time, no babies getz made, life dont go on.
Da nexus iz perfekt plaec if u is reely self-absorped
Well den “Denny Craine” wood fit rite inn!
Capt. Kirk shur caim tu a bad end.
U hav pressed the cat repellant button. Plz to press Reset in order to restoar grabbity.
Dey doan’t haz a tribble repellent buttun dew dey??
sure, it’s the doorbell to Worf’s quarters.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235327
LOL Berri a-pro-pre-ate. Eye gabe it a vote Aahz.
Iz dis a trown kitteh?
Not a LOL if kitteh is thrown or dropped.
*shhhhh* look vry closely – stretchin kitteh – now relax, play & haff phun
Lukks liek a kitteh dat’s juss waked up strechin hisselb.
Furst, gets up from teh pyooter, den, lay down on ur left side, and luk agins.
Itz awl in teh purrspecktive…..
Ohh, izza cowch an a rug, eye seez it now.
Kitteh face lookz likez he be pullin sum hefty G’s too!
Astrocat trainin
Is nawt thrown kitteh.
Kitteh just stretching hims widdle pawsies!
Wii haz ee!-ject-shun in .6 sekkundz. *Flais* Eeeeeeeeee…
Dey will sing cling-on drinkin songs bout dis battul!
Getz it? Cling-On
*groan&grin*
(Mii 2) *grown adn grim*
Berree punnee …
Teh cling-on butttail songs iz very popular in awl teh finest elementary skools.
Ewww!!! PLEH! PLEH!
Well, umm, yes! PLEH, PLEH!!! Butt – ai can imajin it wud bee popular in teh elee meant airy skoolz!
hareball? wut hareball? i has not seen no hareball……
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!!
I sry if I dun speak lolspeak oftn. Itz hard fer me.
O hai, Aegis Runstone!
Ai luv yur nayme. An ai donut beleev we hav met? PLeez tell mee yoo ar noo – an itz nawt mai memoree!
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But – in teh meenwile, ai extend to yoo mai floofee whyte paw in frenship.
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An yoo do know, yoo can speek enething heer taht yoo want. Maus, fur example, USED to speek LOLcat, but nao hee speeks moastlee PlainSpeek. But taht’s fine – cuz it fitz him!
I could go for using my WoW Troll accent when I used to play and role-play in that game.
*ahem*
Tanks. I be likin’ ma name, too. I dun be new ‘ere, but I rarely comment, so ya wun be seein’ me around much. I ain’t too witty, mon.
Oh hai Aegis Runestone. Welkum 2 deh Cheezland.
*handz AR a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!
Wii hopez u will liking it heer adn kum bak and playing sum moar.
don’t you wurrie wum beet, eet’ll grow on yer….liek a fungus (mushroom-mushroom?)
mushroommushroommushroom… why duz taht ring a bell?
ah, ob korse. silly me, tho, iz only too mushrooms.
iz ok, lolspeek not rekwired, kan use none, a liddle, or a lot, an tehre iz diffrent dialeks too. only rool iz to say teh nice fings an not teh meenie fings!
Wayt, dis kitteh izzn’t wearin a red shurt!
Ai noez. Shud bee know danjyr, den. Kitteh gon-be otay.
Cud be poltergeist kitteh gettin sucked into de lightz.
aaah yesh oar Qwaid gettin shucked outta teh Reacktor
eet hab tew b sayed: lokkit da toesies!
*SPLORT*
Oh noez! Needz teh CCC! Wayt, ai’ll trai 2 halp! *Scups up mumrik’s braynes, putted bak in teh hed, taeps wif duky taep, adn titens teh CHRG* U gon be otay, mumrik! *Gibs duky blanky adn choklits* Heer, u’ll feelz teh bedder sun.
fank u, opheliacat!
ai feels a liddul weak, still, but ai noe ai r gonna b oké nao.
ai’s not used tew splortitood ob dis magnitood, sins ai no can has kitteh, n mai goggie noe r de pleyfull.
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
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*It b battree operated.
*Turnz it on adn deh Mumrik braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Mumrik iz rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Poor mumrik. She shud nawt hav luked at teh toesies! Awlmost awlwayz dedlee fru splortz!
Botox overdose ,,,,u did it too much
fanks, cweenmj!
ai no noe hao ai can has forgetting de chrg(wdoi) – ai NOE, haftur awl, dat de kyoot b mannee n not so far btwean here at ichc…
*sips kumferting bevridge*
an dis kommint wuz ob korse ment tew b unner cweenmj’s hamayzinglee teknikuhlee advansd reskew ob me…
*disregard if not a Firefly fan*
Jayne cat shood notz betray da crue!
This is terrible. How could anyone allow their cat to be sucked up this way?
I’m calling 911.
witch way did u want it sukked up???
u iz a funnee troll!!! come back an play agin, k?
sillee dawn-key!!!
HALP!@
TURN OFF BAKYOOM KLEENER!
Hay…we gots ta kleen da airlok, dood…
Lol
THIS IS MY CAT SAM!!!! WOOOOO! Finally a caption that made it!
This is my cat Sam! Woo!!! Finally.
Conga Rats Shoo Laycings!
Itz a veree gud wun.
Anna cyoot kitteh!
“Mai smyle iz weerd
Mai toez ar tew
So cloze teh airlok
Pliiz wud yu!”
*Okay, okay. But itz not CATurday yet!*
wowz that cat needz velcrow on iz feet