LOL Day Nom-i-knees: Bronzy Groop
Wut r dis?
These are the top entries that our users have nom-i-nashuned for our LOL Day cellebarshun. We have narrowed dem down to 3 groops: Bronzy, Shiney and Goldey. Each group will be available for voting on Wednesday, Thursday and Furday, respectably.
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Bronzy Nom-i-knee #1: Teh orange ones…
Bronzy Nom-i-knee #2: I made you a cookie…
Bronzy Nom-i-knee #3: nom nom nom
cool! nommy nees!
But teh bare in teh pic is moar of a nommy ankel.
Either way: mmmm, crunchy!
bare is wurking his wai up …
he choo et liek corncob in da cartoonz?
An WHOOO HOOO!
Deer Princess Mu
Iz in teh tawp spawt
Fur . . .oh darn! Ai cannawt!
Ai hav no mews! Poetree - not eben doggerel, az a frend ov mine says - a cannawt do it! *sigh*
Oh well!
Ai can doo odder things!
u cin dew lawts ov fings J4K!
* places silk pillow on floor at Janets feet*
* fluffs up her own pillo*
*sits n lotus position at Janets feet*
Please tell da story ov Jermany Janet, PLEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE!
So glad yu are bak, JCH4K!
YEZ Peas tellded uz!! Weee waits oh so bery pashuntlee.
nees. da brekfist ob champyuns.
yabbutt, whut tehy B eeting 4 launch?
cheezbargars. da luntch and din-din ob champyuns.
sownds gute. Moderayshun plz: “sooper-size-mii”—-DO NOT WANT!
hmm…mebbe gushifuds and froots insted….
OH! So kool! But hao to chooze??? Ai want them awl!
Me tew
ank-lols R awlso tastee.
GMTA
(Grate Minds Thinkabout Ankels)
Cank-lols R moor fillings
lurves to taste de ankels
taste dem wif mah teefs
nibble nibble nomittey nom
. . . bite they littel ankels,
nibble on they tiny feets.
eat the littl piggies….
Dey tazte so berry sweet!
Kliban cartoon FTW!!
concatshoelaces Princess Mu on nawt sekkund
Fanks lindycat
* hands Lindy cat a martini*
i iz a minor and a teetotlr. i can has blackberry lemonade?
Sure can!
* pours lemonade, adds ice, garnish wiff orchid blossom*
Enjoy!
ooh, blolsoms are purty! fank yew!
Lolz! Me can not waits for teh goldz!
Hmmmm.. still not best lolz. Me no lol at most..
aw so filled wif bery kewtiness!
do people just lose the ability to formulate a decent sentence that applies all of the rules of grammar on this website or are they all cats?
Yesh, we iz all kittehs!!!!
Im shur u ment to ask, Wut is this wunderful noo langwidge ur all r speeking?
werd.
dis b hoa cats talk if dey speeks eenglorsh. we iz awl abbowt cats heer. and cheezburgrs. and hed splorts.
(lolspeak off) We do this by choice.
Get with the program! (lolspeak on)
Ai liek cheezburgers!
bah! it ar fun sumtymez to be nawt seereeus an just be sillee. an we will nebur be tellin if we’z hyumanz oar kittehs kaws awr hyumans, if we be kittehs, getz mad at us fer uusin deyr pooters sumtymz. my sneekeenez, let me show you eet.
A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men.
Don’t know source of quote
Willy Wonka!
Or Roald Dahl, to be strictly accurate…
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter
and those who matter don’t mind.
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
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My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It’s the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You’ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond ‘Z’ and start poking around!
— Dr. Seuss
I think this pre-dates Willy WOnka - I remember seeing it on a poster in the early 70’s.
The book (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) was published in 1964…
OK - Willy Wonka via Raold Dahl
willy wonka?
Traiz id - uze lieks it!
Or - “try it - you’ll like it!”
Giben teh stwained synt.. synta.. stwucher ov ur sentans, ai find it nbebable dat ew wood eben nodess.
ohai {{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}
doan wanna bing uppa possibull sad, butter did yer kitteh come home yet??
Noes. Iz day firteen. Mah midnight nawt com hom yet. Ai nawt gives up, ai still gose aut ebery nite to fines him. but ai stars ta fink him nawt com hom eber. Ai dreems bout him ebery nite- he com hom an wez snargle.
Ai nawt sur iv au beng silly still fink he be ok, byt mah hart hurz fink him aut der aw alondly an ascared.
Fanks fr axing. Ai wz gonna givse update tomrrows be tu weks.
{{midnightsdeer an kitteh}} We lissens kwietly, hopin fur gud noos. *sez a liddel prayr*
i copycat gremlin.
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The not knowing haz to be teh wursest.
I still hopes wif u!!
Ohhhhh……how painful! Wish you both all the best. Hope he comes home to you soon, safe & sound.
Keep in mind the kitties that accidentally hitched a ride in a car or moving van and showed up at home weeks or months later.
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midnightsdeer: when ai wuz a ittlebitty kitty, abawt 50 yrs ago,
(yikes, hao id dat happen?) mai famblee had a byootimus kitteh.
named “mr. buffngton”
One day, he nawt come home. mai bruvver n mii wuz bery sad.
hour litte harts b broken for lawng lawng timez.
3 yrs later (srsly) mai bruvver n mii wuz inna da car, in da
supermarket parkin lot, watin for hour daddy 2 come back wit
da groceries. wii see a kitty running down da street-
being chased by bad man widda broom. I stuck mai hed owtta
da window and cawled da kitty “here, kitty,kitty”
da kitty turns onna dime and runs to mii.
Is our kitty ! mr buffington! he jumps and stretches up,
at the car door tryin 2 get in da window
finally my daddy comes owtta da store- wii yell look look hour
kitty comes back!
my daddy opens da car door and zippy, zippy da kitteh jumps
into mi lap ! he lickees mi, rubs his chin awl ober my faice jumps ina da bacck seet and duz da same for mai bruvver-
we awl libbed happilee eber after!
p.s. dis is a troo story
pps- i know im bery late on dis fred but i hopes u cums back here
and sees dis
he comes back to us !
Wat a wunnerful storee! Ai wunner what Mr. B had been doin ahl dat tiem! Purrhaps libin wid sumune elze, who den wunnered ware he went.
oh, i lubs dis storee.
*luks hopeful*
mebee my lil ornj kitteh Pumpkin will findz her way bak…only been 2 yeerz…
Iz lolspeak. Iz are fun to talk lolspeak. sea?
Iz tinkin oudside deh linguistic baux.
An sumtymes wen we’re bizzy formulatin an grammerizin, we startz r commints wif captol letturs!