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Gas prices force monorail to downsize
kittehs r awlso feelin da effects of da bad economee.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Terrango
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oh noes!
I can’t believs eet! its mai furst nowt secund! I treat yoo awl drinksies adn dancies!
concat-chulayshuns, olympic-lolcat!
May I gibs yu sum sham-ifyudrinksenufderizno-payne?
yeah lots of sham-ifyudrinksenufderizno-payne LOL took some time to figure this out LOL
be real careful OL, the next-day payne is vicious.
Here yu go! Don’t let the bubblols tikkel yr noze to much!
if doez nowt affekt mai olympics wins its ok NOM NOM NOM NOM
i like yor site/blog or ? iz kinda stoopy abowt wich b wich.
thanks a lot
yes it is a site 
I know terminology is bad.
To put it simply, any group of pages on the web/internet is a site. Where site means exactly what it means in everyday use, a place, a place with pages in this case
A blog is a site (a collection of pages) where someone keeps a record of things.
blog is a short term for “web log” which became “blog” (you know lazy people who do not want to type much!).
Gud nite, ebreewun. Ai must go to bed nao – am fawling asleep!
Naite! ai luv yoo awl!
I can haz sum moar pleez?
* Handz ol a glass uv fizzy sham payne*
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o ۞۪۪۫۫ ٭ Ө ° ´ ۣ ¤ِ ٔ٠ٕ ّء ٓ ١ ٥ ۞۪۫۫
°´¤ ۰ۤەo ، ǿ ☼ ٕ ☼ ۞۪۫۫ ¤ ةٕ Ộ ỡ
Ộ ةٕ ο ُ ỡ ° ´¤ ە ۵ o Ộ ỡ °´¤
o ، ☼ ۞۪۫۫ ǿ ☼ ٕ Ộ ۞۪۫۫ Ộ ỡ °´
ỡ ° ´¤ ٭ Ө ° ´ ۣο ُ ¤ِ ٔ٠ٕ ّء ٓ ١ ٥
dat makes me burp jes lukin at it
:oops:
☼ ٕ Ộ °´ ۞۪۫۫ ỡ ° ´¤ ە ۵ o ¤ ☼
☼ ۞۪۫۫ ỡ ° ´¤ ە ۵ o ¤ ☼ ۞۪۫۫ Ộ ỡ
Ộ ỡ o ☼ ٕ Ộ °´۫، Ộ ỡ °´ǿ ☼ ٕ Ộ
Deh fizzy bublolz tikkil mai noze!!
lol
i dunno. luks like dere be microbes in dat.
here, gib it to me; aisle take it fur er, testing. yeh, dat’s it. testing.
*smakz deh grabbee pawz*
hey!!! datz mine!!
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Mike Robez iz not in mai sham payne. Just Bub Lol!!
Den ware r Mike’z Robez? I finksew himz mite wontz em bak sew himz nawt b cornfuzzled wif uh YNG.
…
dey cood b:
Awai 4 kleenin…
Behynd da NB…
Cuvverin leeza-b win herz nawt warein uh t-shurt
D…
DeNiel Ribber
Emergency Exit to your Right (wavingarmslikefliteattendant)
Florida Everglaedz
Gator Allee
Hermione’s majik sootkase
I…
In a – that thing Dr Hoo uzes.
Joyning teh Furring Legion
Kapchooring sum zzzzzzzzzzzz s
L. . .
Imajinashun Stashun at Wit’s Inn
Jeopardy Greene Ruum
Kankakee, Ill annoy
Louisiana State Wildlife/Fisherees Hqtrs.
Mary Richard’s desk (don’t tell Mr Grant, he hates that)
Nobody’s Tell Inn
Oprah’s Green Room
P…
Petticoat juncshun
Quebec
Rotterdam
S…
saskatoon
topppa da mark
uvver places
v…
Steem ruum
Trollee a la Mistur Rodjers
Unner de see
Sea Yattul
TV Land
Universal Surrreal Bus
Voyager, wif Catpain Janeway
W…
wy we lookin agin?
x um…um… I gibbup
YNG took it
Zidder Zee
congratulayshuns on ur nawt-sekkund olympic lolcat!
thanks! does yoo think I iz doin awlright? I can wins on teh olympix?
awf course! nao, wat myoosik shud we dans to?
hmm sum dance muziks foar young peeps!
Iz a young purson hoo’s into teh oldiez liek ABBA!
aaaa ABBA iz vewwy kool! lauder pleez!
Yoo kan danz Yoo kan JIVE! Havin Teh tyme uv ur LIEF!! OOOHH seez dat GIRLL WATCH DAT SCEEN DIGGIN’ TEH DANCIN QUEEEEN!!
ohai, kwazykatlady! i hasn’t seen you inawile. i axed you to be my fwend!
*singz off key*
*alienz all ober da galaxy make hastee retreat away frum Erf*
♫DANZIN KWEEEEN..♫
id aksept but mai email be full uv SPAM and such
I shud clean it…
O i found owt i had 4 pending frend reekwests! :O i has a sad for nawt finding owt earlier
*aksepts awl*
you no hasto wurry, teh fren thing just goez on yr paeg; no emailes inbiobs.
um, i wuz in teh invisibul areyah:
inbiobs=inbolbs=involves.
*sees pics of peru awn profile* Iz frum thar!
Oh Hai kwazyKatLady!!
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Yay! u b mai fren!!
Doan wurry bowt deh cheezy frenz.
it duzn’t reely meen ennyfing. Onist!!
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Enneebudde can seeing enneebuddeez
profile.
U Doant needing 2 b fren 2 dueing dat.
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And enneebuddee kin comminting on
enee buddeez pics.
U Doant needing 2 b fren 2 dueing dat.
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I b habbing moar frenz dan I noe wut 2 due
wif. Srsly. U can’t DUE ennyfing wif dem.
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It b wun uv deh mostest poyntless fingz
I hab ebber seen.
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Which b y i b klekting frenz.
i just luv deh Xer Sizes in futility.
I b habbing over 2,000 frenz.
Damdest fing I’ve ever seen.
Kwazy, aer you sayin YOU is frum Peru??!
is becaws u iz cweenmj, and cweenz all haz big cwowds. u ar smart adn helpyfulwif de direkshuns fur awl ho needs and has such beyootemous commints
2,000?! :O I only haz foar xD and thx for the request
@Mary o’spockn-Yep but i dont live thar i live in the U.S. of amerikuh.
kewl, KKL! ¿De donde es Ud.?
ps mary0=sweetpea
so you has a seekret identitee? lol xP Im frum Lima.
re identitea crises: well, nawt rilly sekrit.
How long you can has living in US?
fur liek…evur lol or almost evur. I do go visit there cuz lotsa family and frenz livin der.
fur like evur lol or almost evur. I go visit der sumtymes tho cuz lotsa faily nd frenz live der
KwazyKatLady – yoo shud know – maryOspockn haz menee naymes!
She dint say Mais Oui, an Mais Non, an May Wee, an sweapea, an Mary Oh!, an hmmmmm – ai think tehre ar moar. Halp me aut, Mais Oui!
mais bee dere aer, mais bee dare not…
olimpik uz r nawt secumnds dat r a gowl metal1 we danse tu ur cuntries antim kk? and we dwinks clampain. (no clams where harmed in the mking of this lolpost)
@Mary-fur liek…evur lol or almost evur i do visit der tho cuz lotsa famili nd frenz live der.
Whooo Hooooo! olympic lolcat! Yur nawt second nawt second! Hao verree egg sighting!
Ai will nao jump daon an hav sum ov that whatebberitizweardrinking! wif yoo!
somone needz to go to ma lolz
solol enrgee wrks fr skwirril
…but reCHRGing taeks time.
if onlee we could harness teh enrgee of teh splortz.
Saeftee nawt sekkund!
Sumbody gotz to faborite this to gib to leeza-b tomorry! It must b wun of her nuk-le-ar powered skwirlols.
I can’t faborite — I haz a mac & dere r no faborit buttons fur mac uzers here.
can’t fabrite wif teh update fyrfx eidder…
Ai favritted… nao sumwun hasta remind meh tomorrow.
booklion, if u has FF2 u can faborit.
I haz a mac and haz lots ov faboritz.
Tofuburger sez dey are workkin on de favoritz fur macs in safari. ai shares ur trubbles.
thnx, lindycat. I haz safari. I kn faborite frum vote payge, & sumtymez I see sumfing that haz alreddy been on front payge on teh vote payge. And I kn favorite frum sumwun else’s profile. But nawt direkly frum front payge. Bery odd.
mac kittehs ho be habbin de safari or de FF3 browser cant do de faborites. dis kitteh can do faborites becos ai diddent upgrayde to de FF3. ai uses FF2 to do de faborites.
honest
I haz heerd dat fer doze uv u hoo haz deh macz dat duzzn’t b abul 2 favoriting on deh frunt paige or dhe comminting paige, u ken klikking on deh “recaption this” buttin and den favoriting deh pic frum dere. But u will having 2 rety ping deh capshun.
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I heer fingz. sum fingz b usefull, sum not so much.
Akshullee I guessed it mite werk
adn sumwun roted bak n sed it did werk.
ohai J-PAK is bak!!! woooo hoooo
twicely nao ai haz had mai welcum hoam tew yew commintz eeeted…:sigh:
but iff yew clik on mai name #3 lol is mai messij tew yew wile yew wuz on yer wai hoam and #2 lol is mai cheezmeet wif teh donkeee last week, wuz lunsh time or ai wudda had WAFFULS
oh, jamamakitty! Yoo had a cheezmeet wif teh donkeee?????? Hao verree nice! Taht iz waht ai want to doo, too! Akshullee, wif awl ov yoo.
An nao ai will clik awn yur nayme.
yew fell orf teh fred…………….yew iz all teh way down here at teh bottom……..unless WP moves yew bak up
an bak up here we are……. WP be gettin weirder n weirder alla tyme!!! arghhhh
wp haz been eetin commints.
No soup for WP
*yaaawwwnnn* Gud nite to alla cheezfrenz. Ai must going to sleep nao.
JCH4K iz hoam! Awl iz rite in cheezland again. *sigh*
*totters off upstares to trai to find a spot to sleep amung teh 4 kittehs*
Wierd oar nawt, ai luved teh skwerl LOL fur mee! ai am gonna send to to menee ov mai *ahem* IRL frenz – to show tehm hao nice mai IRL frenz reelee ar!
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Ai tawk about yoo awl a lot – an usuallee just luk an say “Ai can has WHAT????
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An ai trai to splain it – but – eben wehn ai SHOW tehm – they say – *sigh* wai doo yoo rite tath way. Ai noe – moast ebreewun heer haz teh sayme problem – but ai find it so stranj that they ar mai deer frenz, too – but they just dont GET IT!!!!
we can dump teh sooop awl obber teh WP!!!
Gud nite, 4point5kittehs. Ai’ll bee going to bed soon, too. Ai think ai”m still a liddle bit jet lagged. Oar sumthing.
It’s midnite. Maybee just sleepee.
So glad yu r back, Janet. Iz okay to haz menne frenz hu belong to diffrent partz ov yur lyfe. Itz normal. The miracle iz if or when yu haz friend hu unnerstandz & aksepts all or even menny ov the beeyutiful, shiny facets ov teh diamond that yu r.
*Rayses glass of leftober shampayne.*
To teh diamond that yu are. That ebery wun ov us is.
*clinkee*
G’nite 4.5 K!! Schmooz 2 yooz
jk – dump teh sooop???
Am ai missing sumthing – again???
Well sed — heer heer!!
**klinkee glassiz**
no hiddin meenin bout soup………jus scroll up teh fred……lindykat sed no soup for WP……….das awl………not meanin nuffin…….move along tew meaningful commints……….
a nutter way is to klicky on da naem by “lol caption” unner da pic, luk in dat purrson’s lols & favorite it adn you can haz noo fren, if you likes.
ushuallly iz linnkee. in dis caes ^ no has live linkee.
Oh.
Ai guess ai just havn’t bin paying attenshun. an ai guess ai fyrefox sumthing besides 3. Becuz ai just went to luk – an – there iz wuz. Teh favorite klickee plaice.
u muss hab ffnawt 3. iffen u clicks on da wurd FF in de menu bar u can sees what kind of ff u hab. Mien is 2.0.0.3 Adn ai has faborite klikkee plaice jst liek u.
But, ifn u noeing deh peepz name, u kin putting it in
deh address bar az
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx
wear deh “xxx” b deh purrsunz name.
In dis case
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Terrango
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and, yup, wyle I wuz der I klikked on “Add as Friend”. And now I’m going 2 harvest awl himz fanz as frenz.
I will haz a bazillyun frenz.
Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
*holdz hed*
willit ebber end…
♫♪
Dis iz deh song dat neber enz.
It goez on adn on mai frenz.
Wumwun started singing it not noeing wut it wuz,
Adn dey’ll kuntinue singing it fereber just bcawse,
♫♪
Dis iz deh song dat neber enz.
It goez on adn on mai frenz.
Wumwun started singing it not noeing wut it wuz,
Adn dey’ll kuntinue singing it fereber just bcawse,
♫♪
Dis iz deh song dat neber enz.
It goez on adn on mai frenz.
Wumwun started singing it not noeing wut it wuz,
Adn dey’ll kuntinue singing it fereber just bcawse,
♫♪
“Wellkumz bak mai frinz 2 da shoa da nebber indz!
We’z sew glad U cood attind! Kumz insyd, kumz insyd!
Dere bihynd uh glas izza reel blayd uv gras.
B kerful az U pass, moov uhlawng, moov uhlawng.
Kumz insyd, da shoaz uhbowt 2 start
Geruntead 2 bloe ur hed uhpart.”
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I nawt maykin up dat last lyn — it reelee iz n da sawng! Berree aproepreeyut 4 ICHC, doncha finksew?
Wumwun????
*Facepaw* Kwap, kwap, kwap!!!!11!!!!!
Shudda ben Sumwun, not Wumwun.
Mai editor b napping agin.
himz spozed 2 keching mai typoz.
Gess I’ll just haf 2 fiyre him.
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Enneebuddee got a Zippo?
*plugz eerz titelee wif fingerz to keep owt eerz werm*
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
(i can’t hear you icant hear you icant hear you) X elebentygazillion
Ai dunno, ai kinda liek “wumwun”!!
Nitey-nite.
♫♪ Oh I jus can’t wait fur Christmas ♫♪
“gunna fin mai babe gunna holdz her tights
gunna grab sum afterroom delit”
momcat
cweenmj u finds owt the most amaxingest tings!
OK – nao ai am puzzled. Hao did yoo find him (the sedond wun) – an – hooo ar awl those peepl hoo favorited him awn 1 April 08?
Ar these awl lurkers????
HELLOOOOO LURKERS!! DOO MOAST OV YOO HAV PROFILES? A SIMPLUL YESS OAR NO FUR AN ANSER WILL DOO!
Do yoo think that will bring sum ansers?
Dey just b lurkerz, Janet. But I b on a kwest 2
making dem AWL mai frenz. :snerk:
Oh! *sniff* Yoo ar rite. Ai had hoeped tath at leest WUN lurker wud anser.
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But ai guess if tehy answered they wudn’t be lurkerz enemoar.
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Bak wehn ai wuz a lurker, ai guess ai wudn’t hav answered eether.
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But – *brightens ala P d’B* – sumday yoo may know hoo AWL teh lurkers ar. Fur it i iz cleer tath HUNDREDS ov tehm must hav profyles. Cause tehre certainlee ar nawt hundreds ov US.
Oooh, dis iz gud advises. Thnx, mary0spockn.
Also, thnx for linky to Amos Lee on yur profile. I dint noe hiz work & I luvvs it!
It wurked! It wurked! And I diwcubbered that cwseenmj haz nawt yet grabbed teh creator ov teh fierce kitteh lol az fwend yet.
Wht yu be gibbin all teh frendzez fur Chrismus pwesnts, cweenmj? Yu must be habbing to start shopping nao.
cweenmj be gibbin frendzez her little helpers
*Cweenmj stepz owt frum bhind *
*a gnormus pile uv boxez*
Kwissmus prezzintz???
Wut Kwissmus prezzintz??
*lukz at Bach sez hoapfullee*
prezziees??
Bach?? no Bach here. no Baytoven neever.
jamamakitty peeks her widdel hed out frum behind teh pressints………ooh shiney!!!
den jamamakitty scamperz awai stelfilly wif a liddul box……nitenite
Hay!! u!! Theef!!!!
Wearz dat nite watchman wen I needing him???
*runz down street after jamamamakitteh*
KUM bak heer!!!!!
*see sverree prittee liddle box taid up wif a gold ribbon, wif a tinee rose in teh bow. Luks around. Sees tath cweenmj iz still running after jamamamakitteh*
*Piks up liddle box an scampurrs off hidez it under teh bed*
*comes bak to await cweenmj’s return*
*curls up an fawls asleep, purring rather loudlee, dreeming ov prittee prezzie in teh liddle box wif teh golden ribbon*
Weer gunna need a biggr skwerl.
Hooman goez in teh cayge. Cayge goez in teh watr. Shark’z in teh watr. Owr shark.
*blush*
cudn’t rezist.
Hooman goez inna sqwerl. Sqwerl goes inna tree. Nuts inna tree. Our nut
Yay! I givs this hole thred awl mah burgers! Highly unyooshul Jaws refs FTW!
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iz dis a highbrid?
Noe, iz a lo skwirrl
need mor sunshinn
Brian Cant and Yoffy bring sunshine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDVSHsFFh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xgngDjAko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU32lw4WXZw
Sum sunshine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU32lw4WXZw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDVSHsFFh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luR3cfulntA
sumwun castin shade on liddil pooped skwirl
Datz backerds. Gas cost moar munny, moar peepl need to ride teh monorail! Stoopy monorail companee.
DM, yr pix ov Esme r beeyutissimus.
Iz hard to phto a bak kitteh –these r gud!
black kitteh, tht iz.
i noes! i hab onlee a fu gud pikshurs ob mai pretteh blak kitteh!
The trick, srsly, is to carry the camera around with you, and have a kitten that cooperates with you picking her up and putting her on light colored surfaces.
These days, all I can get is a picture of her silhouette against the window, or what appears to be an empty black office chair.
She is my fifth black cat (Othello, Macbeth, Dagger and Rom RIP) and the first one who let me get a decent picture.
yor hole blog is the win!!1!
10Q.
Kidlet sez itz boring. Jest a place where I stick stuff.
notso, kidlet needs to gif momcat mor ’spekt…
on furthur thot, gud luk wit dat!
Ohai D Marie!
Dont lissen 2 kidlet!
Tehy r kongenitallee unabul 2 ‘preeshiaat parintz until at leest twennee yeerz ob5 aj! LOL!
Az ai telz parintz: “Hang in tehre 4 teh gran-kidletz! Tehy r teh paa-off 4 habing kidletz!” LOL!
DM- u kanz tellz ur kidletz deh iz da silli!
I gotz too kidletz n deh lubz da ICHC
sumtimz when fishykitteh in baaaad mood- I hab her read da ICHC-alwaiz gibz her da gigelols!
momcat
Monorail cat eaten by squirrel, more at six.
Skwirlol runded ober bai herd uv inbiziblol elolafentz.
Newz @ lebentee.
Dere musta bin uh gas leek 2 ifn dey wuz inbiziblol elolofuntz
Yoo guize is killin meh, just killin meh! Verreh funneh!
AI know awl about teh gassy prices!
It’s been nearly four doll–dull–buckies just to fillz up mah car!
Tankfully, teh purrices are going down…but not by much…
Didz ai reed taht rite? U canz fill up car fur $4?? Whut car iz dat?
Mine needz abowt A$70-A$80 tu fill.
O Hai, Martha!
I haz a saturrrrn and I loves meh bebeh.
Whut car do you haz?
Hai
Ai haz a Mitsubishi Magna. Itz haz preetee beeg tank n ar prisez r abowt A$1.69 a leeter (abowt US$5.82 a gallun)
Sounds lyke a big car!
Ai tink ud call itz ‘medium’. Neerest beeg shops r owers driv awai. Needz cruz-kontroll n stuf tu avoid speed tkiits. Needz nuf powr to klimb hills wehn karrien stuf.
But da monorailz runs on elektez…ellecriiz…runs on da battrees. No gas prizes involvd!
How do you think they manufacture the batteries? With magic?
Not nessesserily batturies. Iffen the rayl iz powured, teh generatur needs gasoline tu.
Well, YEAH. DUH.
majikz b sew handee. yup, i finkso.
sos duz elebetee billion skwirlols in elebentee billion skwilol wheelz-
dat wud runz da monorail…..
yup- I finkz sos!
hai! Iz runnin oft ta Skedattle dis fridai wif spoose- wez lieben fishykitteh n gascat hom unda da tenda care of Milo da kitteh….!
Woot! Woot! I getz tim off frum eberifing!
I haz a happi!
momcat
may b lolcats can handle eco-nomics bettur!
Hey, kwik kwestshun. Hao do u mak ur naym bloo?
Hay!! Kwik anser:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
yew beated me tew it………… wuz lukkin on yer blog tew see wair yew had putted it….
YAY……we can haz refrenc materilol
I puttinged it in tuu plaisiz on mai blog …… wun on deh top uv deh paige and wun on dhe left under Catz wif uzzer ICHC stuffz. Bof linkz taking u 2 deh sayme plais.
gud finkin………….. ai wud sai Yew haz yer bases cubbered…….. but ai won’t
But ai will!
cweenmj, Yew haz yer bases cubbered! Ai wuz just there. It iz sooooo halpful.
But cweenmj – yoo has ober 2000 frenz! Doo yoo think yoo mite bork teh profile site???
Hav yoo eben seen moast of them? But it iz fun. Yoo cud maybee go fur teh Guiness Buk ov Records? Wai nawt?
ur refrence materilol and jamamakitty hep me turn bloo and have avatar too. nao Iai can do faces:smile: and da ehch teee teee peee commints!!1!
Fanks a lot mj. Dat halps
BUT… Fer sum reesin awn weerdpress Guitarfreak was awlreddy beein yoosd, sew ai had to log in as “guitarmanofawesomeness”. Dus dat afect eneefing?
gess not, yoos here wif same kwilty. but u not bloo! r u sined into
ICHC at saym tyme?
Itz ok. But if u want to, u can go to ur wordpress profile
( my account > edit profile )
and find deh box “Display name publicly as” u might be able to put guitarfreak in dere. ????? Gud luk.
Hai agen! Teh reesin I wantid mah naym bloo was so peepl culd luk at mah profile payj. I also kinda wantid 2 be a well known cheezpeep like u and lcb. FANK FOR TEH TUTORLOL!
Yay!! it werked!! i duz a liddul happetayl dans 4 u!
*dans, dans, dans*
u fink annybuddee cin doo worser?
ratsfrasngarglepoop! weirdpretzel!!!!!!!!!!
wut i wantz 2 say:
u fink anybuddy kan doo worser?
Well done.
monorails usually run off electricity not gas.
dangit. you dun gone adn confuzzled us wif teh facts.
Wat abowt gas-powured geniraturs?
luks liek Rocky blew the landing, gonna need Bullwinkle.
Oh ai MISS Rocky n Bullwinkle!!!
Gud wun, SHD.
*bows*
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fankee
Hi shd.
I missed u last nite.
me toooo
waddid eye dew? or miss? oar waddebber (godda code)
U wurrnt heer. N wee missed u.
Yur multiple personalitees r showin, Kafleen!
O RLY?
Yah, RLY.
Who assed u?
*snerk*
Yep. Aaarrrrrggghhh. Mai IM is borked.
I finkso she is talkin to herself!
ya think?
Notyss I wuz 2.
I hazza stoopy. Can u IM wun fing 2 mennee ppl wifout havin dem awl in wun conbersayshun?
mmmmm cood be!
I don’t think I can answer that properly. If you IM a bunch
of people at once, they can all respond immediately and
bombard you, but they are going to be on a conference call
of sorts, if that is what you mean.
Ruh roh. I finkso I juss sed summfin reeeel stoopee.
*trots off wit a qwikness*
NOT! NOT! NOT on a conference call!
Durn Burn it!!!!
Wuz u tryin 2 hit him?
Adn wut wif?
yeh, she ever get the sights fixed on that rifle, ahm dun fore.
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.prolly
*snerk*
I finkso dis is wut wun myt cawl a long shot.
Kunsidrin ur respektiv lokayshuns.
Aldo, I dunno wai she wud yoos de rifle wen she cud gib u a hoofin? Or releese de camel?
tranq. rifle. cause I’m speedy. Slow me down sufficiently for a royal hoofin’.
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dat’s my guess annywai.
Adn Y??
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Ink wiring mindz wanting 2 noez.
Hay, Rokee! U kawl?
…
“Spydur, spydur, awn teh wawl
Haz U gotz noe braynz at awl?
Caynt U c dat wawl’s bin plasterd?
Git awf dat wawl, U sillee …”
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(Rocky): Bullweenkul!!1!
Haow dew u peeps remembr awl dis stuf? Ai rekkonize itz wehn u qwote it, butz ai cud neffer member itz.
Google iz yer fren.
signzez of mi mizpent yoof…
I remember a stand-up comedian doing that poem as a “what if” kinda thing.
dice?
nope, I have no idea who it was, but I can tell ya it wasn’t him. Not nearly filthy enough.
ifnz u wurkz in da l m entery skool…… u getz ta heer lotz ub diz stuff-
n da hand gamez two!
momcat
Monorail squirrel is less pricey than monorail cat.
But nawt az roomee…
Yeah, but it’s nuts.
ebening, fokeses
ohai, oobark! how you iz?
ai haz a sad…watching muvee on tee vee called ‘8 Below’
Tehn change deh channel.
‘tiz a guud muvee…just haz sad parts…and based awn uh troo storee
U diddun get teh memo?
U not allowed too watch nuffin sad.
We watch teh 3 Stooges, k?
Or mebbeh sum old MST3Ks. Wiff Joel.
ACK! Memo written in Goggie! Ai coodn’ read Goggie!
Or invaydor ZIM adn Angry Beevers
oh! and Rocko”s Modern lif too!!1!
Haow be teh spockn’ses an’ teh cween?
Ware teh night watchman? I has a tired an hedackky. I needz mah mj too
skritch mah eers so I kin fall sleep.
yep, right there wit ya.
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*skritch, skritch skritch, skritch-skritch-scritch*
Kafleen, iz not a kween (las tym i lookd) but i is a baron (see cheezfrenz) so if it halps SKRITCH-SKRITCH-SKRITCHITY-SKRITCH!!!!1!
WooHoo! TWO eer skritcherrs! *eers wiglol happilee*
Sew, where do I perch?
Stoopid.
Rising fuel prices would and do cause transit to upsize.
Duh.
Yeah! Stupid!
*stands behind Freeman 2 and postures importantly*
huh?
*WOE IZ MOE*
(an seriuslii, foaks — foreclosure? Call HOPE NOW ALLIANCE at 1-888-995-HOPE if you or someone you know is facing foreclosure and has beloved cats in jeopardy!)
Ruh Roh.
Fail… Monorails run on electricity