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u do nawt wantz a pees of mai fierceness.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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an ai can byte
an skratsh
Ai has a nouns meant tu … erm… nouns.
*Ahem*
Mai kitteh Nando (“Ferdinando teh littlest Commando” in his yunger rampayjin arownd daze) had teh surjury on hims chinny-chin-chin. He hadda growy fing growing there, anna vet sed it cud be a prollem onna kitteh, whilst mite nawt wurry abowt it onna goggie. Surjury went fine, he caim hoam with teh stiches and awl messy-like. Him looked like him wuz wearing a red cravat. Ewwww.
Tehn he runned awai!
Mai skweeze and ai ran awl obur the nay burr hood putting up teh sines wif hims picher and informayshun. And teh nay burrs wuz sew frendlee and sed tehy wud look owt foar him.
Tehn he caim hoam! Yippee!!!1!1!!!!
And mai skweeze and ai went arownd taking doun teh sines, adn evin MOAR nay burrs asked abowt him. AND we got free fone cawls form nay burrs askin abowt hims! It wuz awlmoast like teh nay burrs wuz awl cheezfrends! Egg sept they didn nawt rap me in floofy blankies oar hand me refreshing beveridges But ai is the Happitayle tudai!
Ai is happi fur u. Heer, haz dis birchuul flooffy blankit!
so Anni, congrats on beetin me owt as yooshual
and got enny speshul rekwest for drinks?
Dis kitteh wud prolly like milk, ifink.
Choklit milk fur us maybee?
Dat sownds gud, thx.
grate!
choklit milk all arownd!
And if u is allergick to choklit, no worries… we’ll drink it for u!
I bet ur Nando is glad 2 b hoam!
Yays, I iz happy fur u!
Oh, Anukki! That’s wundermaus! Hao grayt that yoo wint lukkin fur a lost kitteh and fownd not just heem but a bunch of kitteh-luvvin peeps. Yoo is twyce blesst!
Yay! We links paws an does teh dantz uv joi!
And hands owt eggstra CHRGs bekaws this liddel kyootie is gonne mayk it a bizzee day fur teh CCC!
duzn’t chew jest lub a storee wif a happytail ending? Fanx fr teh sharon of the storree, Anukkkie!
*grabz grmemlin’z pawz & joynz da haappi jigg*
Yay, MaryO dantzes wif meh! We luvs teh happeh endings, when teh kitteh coems hoem, or teh medikal tests or procedures goes well, when gud triumphs over bad, and when troo luv finds its way.
well sed, well sed…
Ai’m a cat,
Ai’m a kitteh cat!
Adn ai dantz dantz dantz,
adn ai dantz dantz dantz!
Whee! Tihs is teh fun! But mai pawses is slipping furm teh whirlingness of it awl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG71klJSPPI
Bcos yu carnt see it too mennee tyms!
Ai NEW sumwun wud have it, alawng with teh teckno… techno… smartz tu put it heere. Fankoo Ambercat!
EARWURM!!!! *insert SNAAAAAKE lol heer*
badjur badjur badjur badjur…..
The lesson to be learned: keep your cats in, especially after they’ve just come home from the vet after surgery.
Hav u ever had bebbeh kitteh? Dey can be liek greezed litnin’ outdedoor ifinkso!
Oh oh oh luvscats! I need to talk tew u! Can I find u awn teh Yahoo Cheezfrenz groop?
Yep- Ai am dere but ushully quiet- ai kant keep up wif de posts!
ain’t it da troof. dey can haz teh amayzin cleverzness win day wantz to get aways.
Anukki, I haz a happitayle foar ur happitayle!
ohai ZF, I has mist u latelee!
How is Caretroll?
Ohai Leeza! I can haz
a dreem bowt caretroll lass nite, but I haz fergetted it. Ya, I been doing ketchup wif ovver fings. Spended tew mush tyme heer (noez, “uzeded up tew mush tyme heer”) an sew havta go bakk to IRL, yuk.
*waves acrost state linez to ZF from NC*
dat is silleh! ur burfdais a long way off!
but hay! u has a half-burfdai comin up!
Ur rite
I sillybraytez it bai tellin mai sisster Happitayle Burfdai…..
Dis is da Happitale. Hurray for findin youz kitteh an for doin such gud searchin. But no gushy fuds for yur kitteh for da dai for runnin away an skarin eberybuddy like dat. Iz very glad him iz home and better from his growy thingy. Hoooray for Nando and himz hoomins!
On da dai before lolday, yuz made eberybuddy happee.
{{{{{Anukki & Skweez}}}}}
Aw, shuks. Waht is tihs moysh-chur in mai aize?
Fankoo annipuss, foar teh blankie.
An grattytude tu leeza-b foar teh chonklit milk (Nando lieks his reggiler milk, Ifinkso.)
gremlin, ai dantz in a wikkid fashun with linkded paws inna dantz uv joi.
zauberflolute, fankoo foar teh happitayle.
Mingcat - ai gree taht teh kittehs shut stai insied after teh surjury. Come tell him! He sneeked owt teh new goggie-dore taht teh goggies hadn’t eben figgered owt how tu uze yet! Taht has bin fixded sints.
Fankoo, fankoo, fankoo!
Happi happi joi, joi, Annukki!
Deh return ubda Purrdigal Kitteh! Happytayl fur u an ebbryone!
ai SEW happitayl dat yur liddle boi camed bak hom sayf an’ sownd! ai alsew hadz teh kitteh runawai adn com hom a kupla dais laytr, sew wii shul *danse danse danse adn ai danse danse danse* tewgever!
GRATE NEWBS!!!!!! AI IZ SEW HAPPY FUR U!!!!!!! {{{{{HAPPITAYLE}}}}}
Oh my gudness, Anukki!
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U must hab been wurried sik. U had enuff wurry wif him habin teh operashun, den he runs awai? Bad liddle Nando. We said dat affer ur surgery u cud hab all teh ice skreem u wanted. NAWT, maek ur Mama skreem like u wanted!
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Nao, u b a gud liddle boy, and b nice to ur Mama. She lubs u and u habs to act like u lub her, too. *whispers* I kno u reely lub ur Mama, butts iz hard fur a liddle boy to say dose fings wen ur a baby Commando. U hab an image to protekt.
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Nando, u gets a 5 minute time owt. Den, u habs to spend teh rest of teh day close to ur Mama and showing ur lub.
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I lub happeh endings.
Anukki, so gladz yur bebbeh camed hoam, & that naybors so gudz!
Hart-warmingz iz gud!
Datz a gud storee! Yippie for the kitteh comin’ hoem, and for frendlee nay burrs.
I has a happee!
Yayyy!! Fer Kitteh cummin hoam
Kitteh Nando noes yoo wuz onlee helpings him be bedders an nawt hav a nastee onna chin.
{{{{{Anukki an Nando}}}}}
itz all abowt cattitude, dude!
and I has it!
RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
And…
SPLORRRRTTTT!
Skreeech
Heer’z teh CCC
Sweep up maus’s braynes
scoop dem up an pore dem bakk in himz hedd
pat dem down awl tidy an fastn on a bavin cap and a CHRG(wdoi)
Secyoor wiv ducky taep.
Hand Maus a hot choklit an a flooffy blankit.
Der. Rest a bit.
Fanks. I hoeps teh braynes didunt gets all mixded up liek last thyme…
Oh, an cud I has sum Scotch frum the CCC ’sted ov hawt chawklit?
I jus finushed a meeting wif a Stoopy Soot. Pleh…
In dat caes, u’d bedder haz a dubble skotch!
nah. He can needs teh strong stuffs: Saurian brandy, or somefing Gdreeen frum Scotty’s arsenal.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster…
Make it a double…
Oh Hai, Mais Oui! How is you?
let’z just say i can joyne you in da Galactic Gargle blaster?
Sure. Let’s make a pitcher and veg out…
And we’ll have some Surly Curry to go with it…
i can has spoonerizm to eet wif pleez, to savor ebery dwop?
Sure. Here’s your Fife and Nork. Or do you want Stopchicks?
Oooh, clevernicks! Stopchicks! But hey, Ebil One, thou hast gotten howled of teh wrong abatar! Me finks at leest.
My DID… Let me show you it…
Aaaah. Dat’s moar laik it, oh ebil one!
*happitail cos awl is well*
Me too…
Kinda luks moar like a “Waaaahhh!!” to me than a ‘RAAAWWWR”
My artistic license, let me show you it…
*takez teh licnence*
*takez magnifikation eye looupe out o pokket*
*examinez teh fine print*
ahem
sir, you seem to be in violation of Sir Tan aspics of dis license.
*diskreet paws, waiting for bribe ifinkso*
in da meenwiletime, we makes a list o violashuns:
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Altogether too mini shenananaigunz
Berry messy desktop
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