Aging child-star kitteh….
Aging child-star kitteh…. ….falls off the wagon.
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in a big wai
Concatshoelaces fur tawp nawt sekund annipuss!!!
Wud u bleeve!?!?!?!?! A nine-way ty!! wif commintz in deh nawt-sekkkund minit, 2!! Uz guise r two fast 4 mii!!!
Off 2 deh Ty-booteek AWL uv U!!!!
Con-CATz annipuss! U dun dun it agin! Dreenkeez n dansiz?
Thx, Aahz an misslionforu, Ai’ll juss haz a cup uv tee fur naow. Too tyred 2 dans!
Ur welcum
Mebbeh Ai dans 2nite….its mai Birfdae!!!!
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ATTENSHUN PLZ……AI HAZ ANNOWNCMUNT
Happytail Birfday 2 awl uv us August Birfday Kittehs!!!!! YAY!!!!
Happi birfdai to u hope awl ur wishis cum troo!
Mai wun wish did cum tru…
Ai am makin teh nicest frenz heer onna ICHC
Dis is teh BESTEST BIRFDAE EBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happi-happi-joi-joi!!!! happi-happi-joi-joi!!!!!1!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{misslionforu}}}}}}}}}}}}}
many hugs and happiness for yor burfdai!!
Ai haz teh biggest,happeeyust smile awn mai faec…
Adn its frum awl teh lurve shown 2 meh bai awl
ob U, teh nicest cheezpeeps inna wurld!!!!!!!
*****BIG HUGS***** BAK 2 U 2!
Happitayl birfdai two ewe
Happitayl birfdai two ewe
Happitayl birfdai deerest misslionforu
Happitayl birfdai two ewe!!!!!
{{{{{{{{misslionforu}}}}}}}
mai yoo haz a wunnermous tiem awn dis amazink dai, an taht dis is teh start ov teh bestest yeer eber fer yoo!!!!!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Fanx sweetie!!!!
U sing sew lubberlee!
Ai wil B habbin teh knee surgery soon adn den wen Ai heel,
Ai mae moev 2 El Paso 4 1 yeer 2 B wif mai dotter kitteh adn
Grandson kitty while teh dad is in Iraq…We shall C.
{{misslionforu}} Hav a happeh day!
{{lucy}} Happy b-day to yoo too!
{{{gremlin}}}
Fank U!!!!!
Hippo birdies tew ewes!
Fank U sew muhc mai deer
Sew far its a gud dai…A little warm/hawt but full uv lotsa Lurve!
Happy burfdai Misslion!
Hope u has a gud one!
Wud u like sum caek? Or pi?
Fank U sew muchlee
Sum caek wud B teh ossim!!!!
Chokklit swirl plz
choklit skwirl comin up!
U did meen skwirrl, rite??
*hand misslion a choklit skwirrl wif a big GLOP of whippy creem*
U R teh ossim at reedin thru teh typoz! *hehehe*
Fank U
Itz teh Yummy!!!
Happitayl Birfday misslionforu
*Spin an twirl an caper an pranse*
*Doin a happitayl birfday danse*
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Hope you has a gud day an all yaw dreems cum troo.
*Hands misslionforu a bowkay ob priddy flours hand tied wiv a big silk bow*
*tears up*
Fank U for teh beautific flours…Nowun haz gibbed meh da bookett 4 a lawng tiem! *sniff*
Ohai misslionforu!! Hippo Birdeez 2 Ewez!! I givz U da saym fing I jess givded Werdycnan 4 herz birfday — uh nys hand-karvded berl wood boks wif uh nebber-indin sply uv sordid chokklitz shaypted liek itteh bitteh kittehz wif rich kreemee fillinz. Injoi!!1!
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N fanky 4 da Awgust Happeetayl Birfdai weesh — mai 16ft annumvirsurree uv mai *mumbledy*-9ft birfdai iz awn da 14ft — awlsew cweenmj can haz herz awn da 15ft. We b n gud kumpnee ifinksew!!!1!
Aifinkso 2!!!!! Happytail birfdais 2 eberybudy!!!!!!!!
Adn fanks 4 teh wunnerful gift!!
Happiest ov Birfdais to misslionforu!
I baked u a Cinnanom Apple Cheezcaek fur U!
I made teh crust outta oatmeal, brown sugar, and butta.
Den, I saute teh Gwanny Smiff apples in brown sugar and cinnanom. When dey r tender but nawt too sawft, I set dem aside to cool.
I mix up teh cheezcaek and puts a liddle ober teh crust. Den, sum cooled apples, and sum ov teh yummy sauce frum teh pan. I top it wif teh rest ov teh cheezcake.
While dat iz baking, I’ll maek sum caramel sauce fur teh top. When teh sugar starts to get golden, I adds sum warm cream. Wow, look at how it bubbles up *whisk whisk whisk*. Sum butta, lemon, pinch ov salt, and banilla. Mmmmm…iz gonna b soft from teh fridge but nawt runny.
Froo teh magic ov teh interwebs, iz all cool and ready to nom.
I wroted Happeh Birfday, Misslionforu, and putted candles on top.
Hab teh bestest birfdai and a fantastic yeer!
*drool*
{{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}
***U ROK!!1!***
Ai droolin awl ober da plaec!!! Ai needs a birfdae Bib
Sounds absolutlee skrumpshis adn delishus!!
U tuuk alot uv tiem doin dis 4 little me *blush*
Ai am honored!!!
Adn redy 2 eet! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Fank U Fank U Fank U!!!
***BIG HUGZ***
Careful nawt to get teh caramel on ur floof!
{{{{{Misslionforu}}}}}
Ai did dat wunz adn teh Momma kitteh got teh sissurz owt
adn gibbed meh teh *snippy snippy snippy* cut
cuz neevur wun uv us wuz goin neer teh baftub!!
And luk wat a byootiful lion u turned owt to be!
Ai can haz teh recipe? Prittee plz?!
Hapee birfday misslionforu!!!!
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Fank U cweenmj
*holdz foofy skirt owt adn duz a curtsey*
Ai am happy 2 see U heer
AND Ai may haf 2 cleen mai glasses, 4 Ai cant reed teh uver stuff U rote!
O dat. Dat beez sum cweenfetti 3 making deh sillybrashun
just a liddul sillyer.
OOooooooooo, itz booteeful
Fank U sweetie!!!!!
ai haz the stoopey. Ai jus don no hao 2 maek dat ‘fetti
Happee Birfdaiy, misslionforu;
Haz a wunnerfull daiy adn adn a grate yeer!
Weez awl hoep yuu geyts awl yuur wyshes tuu cum troo adn hav
happee tiems adn noe sadds!!!
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one, too, tree… one, too, tree…
hippie birfday too yoo!!!!!
hippie birfday too yoo!!!!!
Happitayl birfday! Eet awl teh caek and dans awl nite!
Happitayl Birfday, Misslion!
Sintz mai XYL b Chyneez, haow bowt sum fraishlee-brood green tee? Nawt inna bag, eevur — I yooziz uh sturleeng seelbur tee bawl 4 da bestist tee…
Ai iz berry parshul 2 jasmine green tee – iz berry refreshin
Jazzmin green tee it b den…
**fillz tee bawl wif jazzmin green tee**
**steepz n steemee hawt waddur 4 jess da rite tym**
**porez larj cup 4 annipuss**
**porez nuvver wun 4 sef**
Heer U r — sum biskitz wif dat? Hobnobz, mebbe?
Ooh thx, Ai lubs hobnobs 2
did ai heer Chyneez jazzmin green tee? shayr?
**brooz moar Chyneez jazzmin green tee 4 uvver CheezFrinz**
**porez sum 4 m21k**
Heer yar!!
U is welcum – ebbryfing in cheezland is plentee fur awl
oooo…fank yew! dat’s mai faborit! ai drink tee here at wurk awl dai, bt ai can not has teh jasmine tee at wurk, it getz kowld tew kwikly adn den itz bitter. do not want.
ooooh, shiny silbur te bal. Dat iz da classy. Yu aslo hab the silbur straner? Nawt me but ai sede awn ebay.
Yay annipuss!!!
*puts awn her dansin shooz*
Redee to dans at ur command!
Ai fink ai iz 2 tyred eben 2 watsh dansin!
sumtiemz it hurtz just tu wach, huh? wut yu bin duin tu be so tired? yu uzully staiz up laitur dan dis.
Ai had to gib teh kichin a gud cleen – sumfing got spilled an teh flore had 2 be washt. An I din’t sleap 2 well lass nite.
Waow! Itza 8-wai makrumay 4 nawt-sekkund, wif 3 moar sekkund kawmintz awlsew tyd 4 da saym tiem as da nawt-sekkundz! Duz dat mayk it un elebentee-wai makrumay? Itz gunna b anuvver run at da Tybooteek, Ifinksew…
They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I’ve got a man waiting for me.
Oh Hai Stend!! ♥ How u b today? Haz u gotted a profile yet?? Mai frend list won’t b kumpleet wifowt u.
Nao you haz to go do dansin wif teh starz for recognishun.
Noooo! Nawt dat!
I knoz. No shayme: aging child-star kitteh haz it.
Down on her luck. Poor poor kitteh.
Butt, it tastes sew gud!
It does not!
2 sum ppl….nawt me tho….Ai fro up!! EEeeeewwwwww
:snerk:
Happee Birdday Miss Lion for You!!!1!
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Butt – an aquawired tastee
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
4 shur!
Fank U 4 teh kindist uv wishes sweety.
Ai am habbin a gr8 dai sew far!
Rump roest , not sew bad.
Teh part dat jumpt ober teh fence last??
dats wut my grandmudder used to say abowt teh chikkin tail-
‘teh last part over the fense is teh sweetest’
Yupperz…herd dat frum mai gr8 gramma 2
*snerk*
silly womens…..Funny hao sum stuff liek dat stays wif ya, huh?
Anuvver kandidayt 4 da Bettee FLOLord Klinik
You shur it can’t be Bettee Crokker klinik insted?
Mebbe … wun iz 4 cook n wun iz 4 coke
Dis kitten mus be teh Drew Berry More kitteh
ef kitteh keeps drinkin, hims gonna be teh Drew Berry Less kitteh. hims handz will b tew shakey tew b drawin!
i can has plastik surjree?
yew can has ef dat’s reely whut yew want, jest memember dat Michael Jackson adn Joan Rivers did tew adn it din’t wurk awt sew gud fur dem.
Yiss, Ai seed a pikchoor uv Joan Rivers dis mornin. PLEH!
OOHH an taht Widenstein frankenstein Wumman
Caerful – TMZs gonna see yew!
Britneeeee….say is izzn’t sew!
is nawt Britneeee…haz hair nawt shaved
Werdlesspress…. u is agin 2, it seems????
Anyways…
Welcome bak Janet!!
We mist u!
*spritz spritz spritz*
Heer is a sawng for u:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPtunFgjeQc
Hope u had a gud vissit wif frenz, considering the circumstanses, and gotted to say ur gudbyes to ur frend.
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
Yiss! Welcum bakk Janet.
Wellkumz bak Janet!!1! {{{{{{{JPAQC}}}}}}}
Welcome back Janet! Us YNGs made sure that the NB is extra clean, and we all did some extra ironing for you! And we all washed behind our ears and everything!
Welcum Bak Dame Janet!!!
I hab missed u SO MUCH!
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{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Oh, I needs anudder…
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
mai commintz, dey keep disappeeeeeeeeeerin………..wut teh heck is rong???
innywai………we rilly rilly mist yew Janet……… yew jus cum get ebbrywun settuld down
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1708274
Mine too jamamamama
WP be greedy today.
Heer WP… hab sum caek an stop eetin ower commintsis!!!!
Welcome Home Janet
*Gives Janet a hooge hug anna schmoo onna cheex.*
We missed you.
Wot?! Where!1 Ai carnt see no Janet, is she unner teh
Armchayr?
Behine teh wardroeb?
Crowchin bai teh frunt dor?
D…
Down in the Dell ?
Entertaining a YNG??
Frying Eggs an Bacon?
G..
Gone wit teh wind
Hiding unner teh bed
Insyde those suitcases?
J
Jive dansin in teh NB
Kikkin up her heels
Looking for a Way through the Maze
M..
Makin hay?
Nuzzling hur kittech
Opening all hur mail
Peepin ober teh parapet
Qwietly qweepin bak into Cheezland
Riting fankyu ledders to her frenz in Jermunny
S…
Sleepin orf teh jetlag
Tuckin in her kittehs besyde her
Uninterrupted sleeps, habbing dem
V…
Sittin on the front porch on a sunny afternoon…
Tripping the light Fantastic
Using her pitchfork awn some Troll hunting expedishun
V..
ohai Tidmum
Ohai 4.5
We postid at teh same time!!!!
Vacyoomin teh carpit
Writin letterz
Xaminin teh posts
Yakkin 2 frenz
Zzzzzing
Welkum hoem Janet.
Wii missinged u!!!!!!11!
Goin to a moovi?
Havin a lay in?
In teh baf?
J…
Joyning da funz?
kikking up heelz?
Lolling in bed awl dai?
M…
Ohai, {{{{{Janet}}}}}, wilcum haom. we mist yu hyoojlee.
wee misst yu, JCH4K! {{{{{{hugs}}}}}}
GMTA. Ai wuz abowt 2 sai dat.
Dis kitteh luks bedderer tahn Brittney did at hers wurst
*Meow*
All uv a suddin I has a craving fer a sauser ov milk…
Did ennyone ever see teh SouthPark Britney episode?
Dat was sooooooo bad. But soooooo funny!
yup…KINDA GROSS…Ai kep shakin mah hed in disbeleaf!
Sowf Park iz lucky dat Ai lurve der prowgram sew muchlee!
I doan noez. I fink the older Sowf Park iz better. The noo stuff I no likez. It iz just too vowlgar foar me.
2 Tru….YAY 4 teh older wunz!
duz this kitteh have… her un mensch un abbles on?
kitteh is commando, ifinkso!
AND has bloo eyes….
teh evidense mownts!
Oooh is elebenty way brayde Gud jobs cheez peeps
Lolf Garret kitteh. . .needs rehab.
70s/80s hart-throb singer ref FTW! We givs yoo a two-fer.
Leif Garrett (he wuz mayd fur dantzing):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hihp_Jjdnsg
An I throwz in a Shaun Cassidy fur gud mezhur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbog0CxPWsE&feature=related
Aw, whut teh heck, let’z mayk it a three-fer. I addz Andy Gibb and handz yoo a tishoo fur yor broken hart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqCmGQKmGnw&feature=related
Feh!
Aw, Ebil Maus. Whazzat? Yoo sayin wuntz moar? OK!
I throws in 2 Andy Gibb duets just bekawz I kan!
rest your love on me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmwGO2-bvXQ&feature=related
up where we belong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSKL8lpiE3A&feature=related
*swoons*
Dis musik iz lyek. . .lyek a hangover for mah earz =D
MadSkins – yoo sayin yoo is a Scottish fold?
Then I throws in sum Bay City Rollers just fur yoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNLdOx5zcRs
Dose r sum serious dark circles unner her eyes.
Romeow, is u dat has HappyCat?
I juss got word dat hims iz getting tutored tomorrow!!!
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I has a happee! He’ll be coming to mah home tomorrow affernoon, and stay here until we finds hims foreber hoam.
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Duz u kno ennyone in AZ dat wud liek to be HappyCat’s hoomin slayve?
Here’s anudder shameless plug fur HappyCat.
http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
Mah fren said dat he reely duz look better in purrson.
he luks grate in teh pickshur too!
Um. so u really meens, by ‘tutor’, dat he is loozing his hareblz, rite?
Meebee sum1 neeeds 2 git kitteh ei bougers outa kittehz eis (ee ii ee ii oooooo)
ANERABUHL KITTOON!!!
Wish ai cud snorgleyu, littul wan. An lurve yu furevur!
awl taht smlilmy gloowing grean libashun needz is poorpole pokerdots tew bean EM poshun adn jest acause eet b-ying shlurped thro pink straw doan mean kitteh savfe fum teh sizdez evefcts sum1 shud intavine
Amee Winehaus kitteh sez “no rehab fur meh”
Kitteh says: Noew, Noew, Noew…
no haz lips.. plz to halp meh maek teh suctions!
No lips, no hips, no elbows or finger tips!
I useta sing these wurds to mah kitteh. Coem to think uv it, mah noo kitteh duzzint haz enny eethur!
The weener in deh Furby luk-a-liek contest silleebrates wif a leetle drinkee.
kitteh look better dan Amee Winehaus
Romeow, is u dat haz HappyCat?
Ohai, lindycat – Romeow sed (on teh itteh bitteh diversity committee pikshor) that HappyCat haz bin udopted, but haz to wayt in shelter to be fixed furst . . .
Oh hai Gremlin!
Akshully, I juss had to get HappyCat outta dat bad shelter so a fren “adopted” him, she can’t keep him. I’ll keep him here until we can find teh forever home. Since I had told them dat I cuddn’t keep him, dey wud nawt let me adopt him. So, we didz wat we hadz to do.
ohai Romeow.
I juss wurried about HappyCat gettin forever home. I talked wif Larkat here in our howse in Ohio. Dunno any shelterz here liek won u delt wif. Wish we kud taek him, but ai’s only lowed wun kitteh at a tiem.
Fanks lindycat.
Awl teh gud fots fur HappyCat help. I juss kno dat wif awl teh Cheez Peeps sending prayers and well wishes, dat HappyCat’s foreber home wil appear. Is just a matter of tiem.
Until then, he will be in our howse, getting LOTS ov lub, gushi fud, and sunbeams to nap in.
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I has a hyooge sad wiv yoo.
But whut a beeyootiful tribute to Noey!!
The bridge haz carried Noey over to the Princess Mu meadow where he will be greeted by all the hart kittehs,goggies an luved ones. They will keep Noey safe an loved.And How they will play!!! ..You will meet again,in that meadow,surrounded by love.
Claire.♥♥♥
oh… sooo sry.
loverly bridge…
{{{{hugs}}}}
{{{{{{{nativeca66 & Noey}}}}}}}}}
So sowry.
ohai NC66………….. sry tew heeers teh nooos
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528620
{{{{{{{{{Nativeca66}}}}}}}}}}}} sad for u
srry for yer loss. *takes off hat and puts over heart respectfully*
{{{beeg orinj hugs fur nativeca66 and beloved Noey}}}
Dear nativeca66, my heart hurts for you. It is so hard to part with a beloved companion.
Big hug,
DK
{{{{nativeca66}}}}
ai haz a big sad for u 2.
Noey in gud plaec naow
ur frenz in cheezland lub u adn shares ur sad
{{{{{nativecat}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ nativeca66 }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
…an’ ai agrii wif tidmum…byootiful tribyoot!!!
Angri wiv Tidmum?! Wot awn erf for?! Splayn yurself, plees.
agrii…a-g-r-i-i…hoominz speww it a-g-r-e-e
oh, ok, mai misstuk
{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}} {{{{{{Noey the Noble}}}}}} i am very sorry, peace
ps: as i looked at your lovely memorial pic i noticed how a winky-eyed smiley slipped in on Noey’s collar – you did not mean that did you?? but Noey did!! just to let you know that all will be well and that the Meadow is amazing!
I fot teh same fing.
GMTA
{{{{{{NC66}}}}}}}
I goez 2 sit in deh Princess Mu medow wif u.
*dey sit on a park bench and lukking owt ober deh medow.
*Dhe sun b shining, and dere b floofee clowdz slowlee drifting kross deh ski.
*deh sweet perfume uv deh flowerz litelee sentz deh air.
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Wii can see awl ower petz dat liv only in ower hartz here. Deyb running frew deh grass and sniffing deh flowerz. Luk, a butterfly landed on Noey’z tayl!! And dere b mai Winkee in a tree. Her awlwayz lubbed to b up hi adn lukking down on deh whirrld.
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*Noey wokz up to NC66 and rubz himz leg.
*wen he reeches down and pettingz her, she purrz her speshul purr 4 him.
*Noey b sew happee 2 seeing NC66 she rollz on her bak adn riggulz wif joi.
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I will leeving u heer 2 vizit wif Noey, NC66. Wen u b dun, u ken joyn us at dhe cafe. I’ll hav a parfay. Shud I order wun 4 u, 2? ….. ‘K. 2 parfayz on deh patio uv deh cafe.
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*Wokz over to tree, reeches up and petz Winkee.*
*Den hedz slowlee 2 deh cafe.*
*links paws wif cweenmj an NC66, strolls along to teh cafe, whyl lukkin over sholder at awl teh luvlee kittehs playin*
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
that was teh beewtimus – ai can see teh medow and efferytink. Ai has leaky eyes nao.
Mai Mirana (went ober brij in 1998 and iz in medow) wantz to noes if she kin sit in teh tree wib Winkee. She orlso luvved being up hi and watchink tihngs.
I b finking I b seeing Miranda sitting on deh branch just abuv and 2 deh
rite uv Winkee. Iz her deh caliko?? Winkee b gibbing her a wink. And Miranda gibz bak a slow blink. Dey b laffing at deh goggeez on deh grownd. Dere also b a luvvlee creemee kullerd long hair in deh tree. Iz it a boi-kitty named Buster?
Miranda iz teh blue-point symeez kitteh next to teh calico. Iffin tehre is long graz around teh bayse of teh tree, Monty (big floofy tabbie) will be doing teh hidingz and wayting for teh burdies and teh ankles. Bubbles (big floofy pershun) will be playing wib Amalia (choklit-point symeez). Tuffie (tabbie, lost him when he was 4 mounfs old) and Buckster (bout teh saem age) are hyding in teh wardroeb. Tomasina (big floofy sumthing) is lying in teh middul of teh road making teh cars driev around her.
Ai has teh happytail now thx. But teh leaky eyez az well. But mostly happytail.
Taht was bewtimuss cween {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Ai can seez teh medow rilly well tahnks to yew. My Miranda, who went ober teh brij in 1998, wants to noes if it ok if she climbz teh tree and sitz next to Winkee – she orlso lieked to be up high.
ai haz teh sad. {{{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Nativeca66}}}}}}}}}}
I shares yoor sad. An wut a byootimus tribyoot to Noey. He (she?) wuz berry luckee to has sumwun who luvveded him/her dat mush.
{{{{{{NC66}}}}}} {{{{{Noey}}}}}
Ai haz sad fore yew. Ai donut noes what els to sayz.
I’m so sorry.
My these words bring you comfort. I know they helped me when I lost a dear cat.
Weep Not for Me,
In Memory of a Beloved Cat by Constance Jenkins
Weep not for me though I am gone into that gentle night.
Grieve if you will, but not for long upon my soul’s sweet flight.
I am at peace, my souls at rest.
There is no need for tears.
For with your love I was so blessed.
For all those many years.
There is no pain, I suffer not,
The fear now all is gone.
Put now these things out of your thoughts,
In your memory I live on.
Remember not my fight for breath
Remember not the strife.
Please do not dwell upon my death,
But celebrate my life.
{{{{nativeca66}}}}
Fank yoo awl fur teh kind wurds.
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Oh nativeca66, mah heart breaks for u.
{{{{{nativeca66 & Noey}}}}}
Mah Romeow iz dere to halp introduce Noey to awl teh wunnerful kittehs at the bridge. Noey has a happeh, but dat duzzn’t mean dat u doan hab a sad.
I has a sad for u. We cry togedder, k?
{{{{{{{{nativeca66 & Noey}}}}}}}}
Romeow iz rite. meny ov aur hart kittehs taek turnz sittin bai teh bridj tu welkum dose wu kross ober and introdoos tehm an sho dem whar all teh floofiest spotz iz tu nap in sunpuddelz. ai haz a plak dat sez “hebben iz war awl teh kittehs u ebber lubbed iz waytin fur u”.
Ai cry wif u tu.
{{{{{{{nativecat66}}}}}}}
Noey will b waytin 4 U win itz ur tern 2 kraws da brij, n will wellkumz U wif purrz n hedbonkz…
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So sry. {{{{nativeca66}}}}. Ai haz a big sad 4 u. I tol mai kittehs on teh udder side to welkome Noey wiff gushi fuds, fairy dust, an danses in the moonlight…
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Ai wil keap bof ov yuu iyn mai hart, thots, adn prayures
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Vewy sad.
Fanks again eberrybawdee. I doan fink mai eyez hab eber leeked sew mush.
Dat just shows wat a beeg heart u hab.
Noey and Romeow r already gud frenz.
Yah, ai know…
…
I gawt undressed tonight tu go tu bed and noticed a black spot awn mai chest. Ai luked closer, and it wuz uh hole. I luked inside and reel-eyezed it wuz teh hole in mai hart. It wurr uh black hole wut hab teh extra grabity. Butt, den ai luked closer and saw teh black hole wuz reelee uh wurmhole, wich led tu the udder side ob teh uniberse wear duh Mu medow iz. Sew, ai peaked thru teh wurmhole and saw Noey and Romeow and awl teh udder kittehs snorgling and flopping down awn top ob each uver and pway rastlin and it made meh hab uh berry happytail.
Awwww!
*sniff*
Yu maed mai iys get leeky.
Heer, has tihs “Hello Kitteh” bandayd form teh CCC to cuvver teh wermhoel, so yu donut get fluff in it.
*sniff*
{{{{nativeca66}}}}
Mai hart is sharing ur sad.
{{{Noey}}}
haz much luv frum teh angelpeeps nao.
HUGZ HUGZ HUGZ
Fank yoo misslionforu.
…
And noa…mai awf key singing…let meh sho it tu yoo.
♫
Happytail birfdai tu yoo
Happytail birfdai tu yoo
Happytail birdai dear misslionforuuuuuuu♪oooo♪uuuuuuuuUUUUU
Happytail birfdai tu yoo
♫
Aging child-star kitteh lykes himz/herz margatitaz *wifout* sawlt, tyvm. Az fur teh stwaw…weww…less messy awn himz/herz BOOTIMOUS fur, aifinksew
That cat actually looks like Corey Haim!
tuff craowd heer
Wut? U specting instant respons heer?? Lukking at teh time stampz on deh postz on uzzer fredz. u will seeing dat sumtimez dehre b owerz btween a commint and a response. adn not ebbree commint getz a response. No wun else whinez abowt it. grow up.
mj is rite… u seems 2 takes things so purrsonally sometimes…
I hav put many commints that nevver got a response, and sumtimes leeve a kwestion that duzznt get answered… just b/c peeples are heer for onlee a fyoo minnits sumtimes, and there are hundreds of commints a day.. for most uv us, there’s no way to ebber see all uv them!
Just relax and fun will come eesier, owl!
{{{owl}}}
gmta
too twoo, leeza-b. beesides all u saidz u has werdpress that haz no rulz dat make gud sense. ai’s just happee ennybuddy evvr sees what ai sez. ai haz lots of frens in short tiem. cheezfrens are best!!1!
ohai lindycat! Ai liek ur abatar! Izzit a woof?
is mah kitteh Layla wen she waz bebbeh kitteh, 4.5. u cn c moer of Layla in mah pics.
no…knot dat…sumfing in anuver lol…teh wun below dis wun, ai fink
Lemminade gud. Nao wud like hugs an snuzzles, plzkthx. And cookies.
“snuzzles”: berree gud!
DK! I has cot up with u!
*schmoo*
How wuz ur hollidai?
*hedbonk*
Fantabulous! Corsica iz teh byootimus!!!
Ur werking laet!!
yes… I had to take the gnu kitteh to the v.e.t.
she has a sick. I has a worry.
OMCC!!! What r matters wiv baybee kitteh??? Iz OK??
I putted a note on teh babysittin pic, but I fink everywun had mooved on alreddy:
She waz habbin trubble eeting/swallowing.. really wasn’t getting much fuds down atall, so we wented back to teh v.e.t. todays. She has a lung infeckshun dey sed, and givved her a shot of sooper dooper antibye-oticks, and a B12 shot 2.
She nawt reel happy wif me eether.
{{{{leeza-b an Hartwurm}}}}}}
I hopeso she gets bedderer reel sune. Is hard wen kittehs be poorly.
We kittehmoms wurry so bowt teh presshuss ones.
Ifinkso Hazel haz fergibbed me fer nao. Wait til I has to tayke her bak
Gib dat liddle wun a sscmoo an a tummee tikkle frum me. ♥♥♥
yas…. teh bebbeh showed me hur poyntee ends for teh furst time.
Dat hurted my feelings a littul bit, but I cans hardlee blame hur, after all I has had done to her!
v.e.t. sed I prollly wudn’t see an improvemint til Thurs. So in teh meentime she gets hoomin bebbeh fuds, cause thats all she can swallo rite now.
U givs Hazel a big snorgle frum me too, if she will let u!
Oh leeza-b, I didn’t kno!
I’m going to send sum healing fots to Heartworm. Iz hard nawt to worry, so instead, switch teh worry ober to postive fots. Iz easier said than dun.
{{{{{leeza-b & Heartworm}}}}}
fanks Romeow, Tidmum and DK!
*schmooz*
Seh has a lung infection adn had to habbing a n.e.e.d.l.e.
oh and I didnt meen Corsica silleh.. dat’s been a wile!
I ment ur nashunal holliday yesterdai!
Ai wundered! It wuz GRATE to loaf arownd adn get paid fur it! (A noveltee fur mii, sinse ai wuz self-employed until a few yrs ago.)
In teh ebening ai went to teh BF’s… Taht’s all ai R saying.
Ai’m shur Hartwurm will be FIEN.
P.S. Izzat reellee gonna be her naem?
P.P.S. Noe jujmint intended.
well… I dunno… part of me feels the name is rite, but it duzznt reely roll off teh tung, if u no wut I meen.
so… maybe I will change it, if I think uv somthing I like better… but she reely IS a littul hartwurm.
Plz to putting pic awn ur profyle.
Kthxhastoseeingher!
oh noes!
now I has to admit that I duz not have a digital camurra.
Only teh old 35 mm.
I hopes to get one soon… I has a pic on my cellfone, is there a way to get it frum there ontu teh interwebs?
Can u e-male it to urself frum ur celfone?
BTW, dis iz no dowt a caes ob teh blind leeding teh blind!
Well boviouslee, sinse we is teh same person!
teh kittehs ushually end up tellin u der naems – an eben if u gibs dem anudder naem dey endz up getting teh nikkynaems. sum uv mai kittehs don get kalled bay der ofishul naems eggsept at teh v.e.t. she wurmed her wai intu ur hart! ai hopez she feelz beddur soon.
{{{{{{leeza-b an hartwurm}}}}}}
NativeCa66-so sorry for teh loss uv babee kitteh.
Dat face r sumfin else.
He wuz a gremlin.
I dont get it.
Looks like Corey Haim
ewoks kitty got old