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r u sure kitteh??
u dont luk liek a USB to meh
Mebbe kitteh habs jaz USB paue intyk… Mebbe kitteh’ses lazur-I’s wurk bes wen plugt in…
kitteh musta be a insulaturr, datz fur sure!
Insulat-PURR
Kitteh lookz lyke an Ultra Snuggle Buddy to me!
Gud mornin Hashim! Conga Rats awn teh Tawp Spawt! Hao yu wanna silly brate?
Gud mornin Ambercat!!
fanks fur da conga-ratz!!
i wud liek sum orange juice fur drinkies and fur dancies… i fink we’ll do da disco!
Ok, Ai get mai wyt stillettows and we can dans rown tihs handbag!
OMCC!! Are yoo warin blak tites an got a BEEEEEG haredid?
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Strut teh funky stuff..c’mon ..oohhyeah..wahoo…..
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#Celebrate gud times, c’mon do do de do WHOO! #
ok!!
i believe u {{{Ambercat}}}, WiljamiDzay and me haz a ty, why nawt go to da ty-booteek!??
*puts “Stayin’ Alive” on teh rekord plaeer*
Whoo-hoo! Disko!
Wayt! Ai need a shoo hon to get me into tehse skintite jeens! An tehn a step ladder to get me up awnto tehse shoos!
Is eesy for bois at teh disgo; tehy just leen awn teh warl an luk moody!
Yeh. Then they hit awn yoo wiv a cheezy line..
An angel fell from heaven-It must be you
Bet yoo I can danse lyke Jon Revolta
Come up an se mah etchins
D…
Did it hert wen yu fell form heven?
Eer, um, Ai meen, errr…wanna dans?
Fetch yur cote; yu’ve lulld!
G…
Got a lite ?
How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
I’ve always wondered what an Angel looked like
J..
Jivin?
Kum heer offen?
Liek 2 dans?
M..
Mae Ai haz teh plezyur uv dis dans?
Nebber seed u heer b4
Ohai!
P…
Pleezed to meetcha!
Q-T-Pi!
R yu waiting fur me?
S…
Say you will
Take a turn on the dance floor wit me
Under the sparkley moon
V…
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Ce Soir?
Where have I met yu b4?
X marks the spot … ov mah hart
Y yu wokkin away frum meh?
Zee moon shinees in yer eyes like … shiny things!
bedder watch awt wif teh shiny fings er LCB mae treye tew steel dem. it wuld b a shaym ef her stoled sumwun’s eyes!
nawt unreasonable, LCB steels glances at semi-nekkid fyremens, yes?
Yay! Grayt list!
I wurkd inna pizza shawp whyl I wuz in collidj. A guy kaym up to meh an sed – I’ll hav a larg iced tee (an gayv meh a beeg smyl) – and a payr uv bloo eyz to go.
I kept mah bloo eyz fur mahself.
da basement cat’s ebil way ob disco iz to put waspz in sumonez pantz and watch!
*snerk*
while I haven’t seen a wasp in someones pants, I have seen a lizard go up someones pant leg. I promise you, there’s never been anyone skin-outta a pair of britches so fast.
I haz seed an itteh bitteh kitteh do daht too. The purrson wuz femayl, wich kauzd a prawblem, az ah wuz too LOLROFHHS 2 leeb teh room!
Nawt troo. Luikin moodee taeks oors ob prakis in teh mirror!
Ai thort taht wus lukkin moodee an posin wiv a geetar, diddunt reahlize leenin awn a warl taeks praktiss too!
congratunalayshuns awn teh tawp ob the heep,Hashim
fank u tidmum!!
u can also join in da sillybrashunz!!
Mornin Hashim
I’m up there wiv You an Ambercat struttin ma stuff..
k… dat meanz we get to goez to da ty-booteek??
Yeppers
You an WiljamiDzay can go an chose whutebber yaw harts desire.
Tere am sum wunderful shiney fings,bobble-heddid kittehs,lawlepops an ov corse,
The obligitatoree Ty. There are so many to chose from.
Oh. I do beleeb tere is a bak rum wiv sum uzzer strange an deliteful feengs.
Our fren Gibbocat keeps it well stokked,an the cweenmj luks after teh playce wen he’s not arown.
Have fun
wait wait!!
u an’ Ambercat can join us too!!
we would hab fun!
Ohhhh Yes plz .
*Takes ebreewun by the paw an skips orf to teh Tybooteek*
Hashim, Ai roted yu a invimatayshun to joyn teh yahoo cheezfrenz groop but Ai forgot to tayk teh http off teh frunt an put awn mai Groucho Marx noesanglasses disgize, so weirdpress eeted it!
So heer it is agin -
Deer Hashim, wud yu lyk to joyn teh yahoo chezfrenz groop? We is awl peeps hoo met awn ICHC an wud lyk to be frnez. Tehre is no rools, ‘cept plai nys an be kynd to peeps an kittehs.
Nao Ai has to put awn teh disgize, to tell yu teh address:
groups dot yahoo dot slash group slash cheezfrenz
We is form awl ober teh werld so tehre is bownd to be sumwun awayk an awnlyn wenever yu R! Plees com an joyn us.
Plz join us Hashim.
Iz a wunnerful frenly place to be.
Yiss, We’d lub 2 haz u abord!
obcourse i’d join!!
FANK U FUR INVITING MEH!!1!
Ohai Ambercat!
iz dis a website??
cauz mah firefox said paeg cant find..
ok, go to yahoo, go to groups, search for “Cheezfrenz” – trai taht! Ai has to go get mai hares dun nao – Ai ekspekt lawts ob nys commets wen Ai coms bak!
YAY!!
i haz joined!
jus waiting fur da owner to confirm…
i didnt hab a yahoo! account and made one jus’ for dis!
i hope dis’ll be gud
*dansdansdans*
Iz a grate place to be .
ok, i have joined, just waiting for confirmation…
conga rat shoelaces hashim! hao do u want to selibrayt so early this mornin?
hmm i fink wiff sum coffee?
fanks fur conga-ratzing meh!
Kitteh dawnt luk lyk tu b fast USB2-conn kitteh… :/
noes – kitteh is fast destructoconn kitteh tho …
juss look at the caybulls under yer computer nao!
Remoovubble devys? Nawt wen tehy has teihr poynty endz hukked into yur sawft bits!
That’s it I’m goin’ to buy a wireless kitteh tomorrow.
Wyrlezz kittehz need bery long raynj bayz stayshunz.
Woohoo! Paws4thot! Gud to see yu – an awn teh dai Janet ob teh 4 kittehs is dyoo bak form her sad trip to Jermunny; she will be pleesed! Can Ai offer yu a wee dram form wun ob teh wiskees yu cayrfully slekted, to be carrid awn teh CCC? We has kept it well stokd, in yur onner
Tank U. Ah cummd bak kauz JCH4K sez Cheez & Tofu fixez teh eggstreem chuggines, an hou U waz missin mii.
She sujjestz she cum 2 neckst yeer Eeestercon wit U awr maibe witout an goez rownd showtin mai naym. Ah sez maybe she cums newai, prefurrablee wit U.
Yes, we wus goin to hang owt in teh bar an POWNCE (Janet’s werd) awn enneewun wiv a Scottish aksent – or mebbee has yu paijed; “Wud Paws4Thot plees to go to teh bar to meet Janetcanhas4kittehs an Ambercat”, we thort it wud be teh funnee!
An yes ah wood haz anserd teh payj!
I don’t even want to know about kitteh’s dongle
*snerk*
Teehee!
somebody had to do it.
you of course know that if a scottish fold kitteh is used, it becomes a McDongle.
*McSnert*
sry, tried to resist, but I think holding out for 45 min isn’t a bad record.
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oh, an ya want fries wit dat? purhaps apple pie anna vanilla shake?
Isn’t that ‘McSnoort’ in Scottish?
Scottish Foooooold!!!! …my dream kitteh (jus’ doan telling teh Zeus kitteh, pls)
Thanks Ambercat, whenever I see a ’snerk’ or ‘heddesk’ I know I got the pun about right.
An if yu get sent to teh Nawty Barn yu’ve hit teh jakpot!
Iz covering ur vents – abzoorbin ur warmth,
Heatsinkcat is toasty-warm
Technical Assistant declares — ‘Operatpurr Error’
pweaze to remove kitteh and format opurrrating systum.
Please to insert Puss ‘n Boot disk
LOL!
Ikea haz branshd owt too commewpurr akksessoreez.
Tehn it muss has a sillee naym, lyk “Skoot” or “Mobe”,w iv teh funnee dottee fings, ober teh “O”
…is more discreet than goggie USB plug-in!
Yup- dat wun wud be wiggly and drooly- mite cauze a short- not splort!
no really, type ‘doggie usb’ into Google.
*paws to goggle*
oh deer, oh deer, oh deer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rtg4-B_ZVk
WARNING: INAP…IPAN…INNO…NAWT GUD FOR CHILLUNS TO SEE!!
OMCC!!!
RD- hao yu nose about dat goggie usb, hmm??
I’ve seen it appearing in Blog-Ads more frequently, also at thinkgeek dawt com.
(took me a minute to get ‘OMCC’, nice
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thanx fur teh link, ambercat!
goggies do sum strange things…
Whats the big deal about a doggie running a spindle sewing machine.
WP eetin mah replys. Hongree tewdai ifinkso.
Noo kitteh purripheral for Ur laptop
keeps U companee whilez U work
Ohai, frenz. Iz mornin heer, sew ai’m still tryin 2 waek up. Sew far, teh cawfee nawt werkin. **yawns**
Oh, an iz mai turn 2 cubber teh fones agin. Pleh. Ai haet habbin 2 sownd profeshunal. Ai’d mush rather anser bai sayin, “Ohai! Hao r u?”
Hoep ebberywun has a gud dai.
yah-iz just in too. coffee perkin nao, an i can has two old fashioned donuts! Want wun?
zomg!! DO WANT DONUT!
Kitteh sez time to cleanz up dat desktoppy and toolbarz too.
it lookz liek he r alredeh korrupt, cuz dere iz onleh a nogginz!!
::::::::sigh:::: Wun ub twhse daze, ai *will* stop whining abaot nawt being ablol to add lolpics liek tihs wun to mai Faborites wifaout chanjing teh capshun…but until tehn, ai has a sad.
ai’d awlsew LUV to know haow fokes aer ablol to taek tehse pica. Mai Zeus kitteh will neber stay still foar priceless pics like tihs and uvverz awn ICHC…*SUCH* a disapo…disappoin…so un-fayr!
Oh pleeze stop moning
*lulz*
hear, hear!
hi wacha doin ooooohh wazaaat o:
fishykitteh
*snerk*
Yu is cleerly a keen observah ob kittehs!
Windows 98?
y dere stil be fotoshop seben on dis pooter? no herd ov an upgraedz?
Props to the first person to post a lol-grade pic featuring a real non-apple operating system
Ai wil riimoovyu sew ai kan snorgleyu an snorgleyu and SNORGLEYU
Can I get an Amen
Update required: plz to install hugs & lubbin
an now its time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh lolfrenz, cheezfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!!
heer iz konfettiz an caeks an shiny party hats wif pompoms on top for ebreewun!
ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ ยฅ ฯ ะค ะถ ฮพ ะ ะ
an a liddle songandans:
โชโซโชโชโซโซโช happee happee burfday โชโซโชโชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tap*
โชโซโชโชโซโซโช to yoo! โชโซโชโชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
Kitteh bees imkumpatible wif plug-iyn; awl memoree add-aowns ar ohbsohlete;
Pyuooter wil nawt akkxept enney moar updaytes:iys full-up awlreddy;
Awl tihs simplee meens: Addez enney moar stuf, yuu wil geyt:
TEH BLOO SKREEN OV DEF!!!!!
That’s no USB port, that’s a 3COM PCMCIA network card dongle.
Of course. Feline devices always hook up via Kitteh-5 cable.
Is tihs one uv those CueCats?
setce wen u use windos 98?
Yeah, now my cats famous!