Babysitting…
Babysitting… Not what Fred had in mind.
jus hoep bebbeh nawt start 2 breasfeed.
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Wurk 4 dingo mebbe…
Cong-rats fur nowt been secund WiljamiDzay!!!!
Fank u, LOLympic-olcat. Ai wil sillybrait bye goin hoem frum wurk
oh kool! does yoo want drinkses adn dancis for celli-bration?
‘Skuze mii. I haz a noun sment!!!
JANET B KUMMING HOME 2DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I not b shur wen her plane kumz in oar wen her will b gitting online. …. mmm dotz…. but u noez her will b heere az soon az she kin. Wii must welkum her bak and gibbing her a happee….kuz her haz had a giant sad …. adn she wurreez dat wii will 4getting her wen her iz not heer….. How kud wii ever 4getting her???
Cweenmj!
Fanks for teh reminder! I has one too!
*ahem*
Burfdai partee is in apprx. 25 minnits for Werdycnan!!
Maybe we shud do teh bday partee at teh 6 am pickshure, and a welcome hoam partee for Janet at teh 9 am? We can has 2 partees in a roe?
Wow, u haz tawp spot awl tu ursef! Wut u want fur drinksies adn dansies?
Greco-Roman Cat Wrestling…
Yoo wish was not cat on top and mouse under! LOL
whot kinda moma wud naem herz kid “Greco” ?
Ai noes abowt kittehs roman – tehy aer gud at dat.
tehy AER gud at dat. Mah Bucky was roman da uder dai. Ai wuz scarded but him noes wehr da noms aer:)
Wel, Mrs. Greco naimed her son “El”; (‘K, Ai goeiyng hoem naow)
Iz wun wai uv doin it
Poyntee endz in 3… 2…. 1….
Care Troll Bait!
OMG who would think this is funny??? The cat is being hurt and will probably end up scratching the child or maybe even BITING him! This is just irresponsible parenting being glorified for the purposes of supposed, “humor”. I am calling a child welfare agency and the ASPCA – right now.
*applause* Dat were furry realistical!
it wur.
Ah teh prawblum is? Ib teh payrunts nawt teech teh chilled wren too plai nyce wit teh kitteh, teh kitteh will!
Don’t you tell me bout kitteh scratch. I has 10 kittehs and armpits teh size of watermellons.
I can appreciate your concern for both child and cat; however, I can assure you that child welfare would not intervene. The baby looks healthy, well fed and unbruised. Considering the horrors that we see on a regular basis (and I won’t go into them on a public forum), a cat scratch doesn’t even register. As for the ASPCA, I’m sure they’d tell you a similar tale. While I can’t say that the cat isn’t uncomfortable, I have to point out that its body language (forward ears, undialated pupils, relaxed paws with claws in, etc) indicate that it is not in distress.
Mai missing teh joke….let me sho u it.
I’m not real sure why this picture did not get flagged as offensive. I posted it elswhere and several catladies who know thier cats are mightily offended.
I know you’re saying the cat’s body language says the cat is not in distress, however, the cat’s face says the child is about to be in distress. The cat seems to be contempalting an exit in 3…2…1… no need to deploy pointy ends, Child will just look clumsy
Luk at dat, no wun tuk da bait.
Wayt! How did CaringMom show upp at 3:19 wen at 3:45 no wun had commented! Wurd Press maykin mee look stoopy! Ohh eye noez, sumwun changeded dere namez, an Wurd Press held it bakk. Humph!
Weirdpretzel luvz 2 making peepz luk stoopee.
It makez deh softwarez feel superior 2 deh hoominz.
Oh noes!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/07/funny-pictures-yup-im-in-hell
Taht pik awlwaise maikes me laff, ebben tho teh trolls geyt awl wurked up!!
Ai thot u wuz spozed tu sit onna bebbeh, nawt teh uvver wae rownd.
yeah, seams 2 bee “kitteh” – sittin goin on hear
I dunno, teh babbeh iz doin teh sittin…
I iz sure the cat thinks dat teh baby is sittin!
by teh waiz I iz superkitteh, just changeded mai names to fit teh seasons.
Ai seemed 2 haz got stukk as mai uvver naem, but Ai’m me agane naow!
does yoo know anee waiz to sneak in mai hyoomans boxes adn go to China wif him?
ai dunno ef u wanna do dat… iz hard lief for kittehs in China!
Beddur lyf 4 kittehz n Chynna dan n Veeyit-nom …
yesh might end up in chow mein
Or on a coat labeled as rabbit fur or faux fur, when it iz reely kitteh or goggie. Srsly.
lettuce hoap tahts awl teh bebbeh doos
Ai fink he’z warin his strap-awn lidder boks….
*blinkies* dat’s a enteresting imayj ai’v gots en mai hed nao. ai sees a kitteh wif a big bloo plastik lidder bocks walkin’ fru mai howse. *giggle*snerk*snort*
did Uz find ur kitteh, did she come back?
is queshun fur m21k
Luk furver daown teh fred
oh I seed Ur anser to mah queshun just nowz
sowee I didn’t readed deh comment befoh answering…
aksing I mean,
I ar having an off day it seemz
Ohai two_kittehs! Didn’t u capshun dis picher tu? Eye seem tu renember votin fur it wit a dipherent capshun.
Akshully I did, I ar flattered that U remembered
fanks!
here iz mah capshun to deh lol
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1585489
WIN fur two_kittehs!
should have been “babysittin / ur doin it wrong”
Ah tinks daht too.
Axshully, it shud bee: “Babehsittin’….u r dooin’ it wrong.”
o mai, ur doin it rong.
lolz
walp, ai shur hopes dat Fred mayded shur to negosheeate a gud fee fur probiding dis servys!
OMCC, fank yew fank yew fank yew to awl oai new cheez frens! mai bebbeh kitteh caymed hoam dis mawrning!!! dere was much rejoycing an happitayl awl around… well, wunce teh queen ov teh hawse gotted a chanse tew sniff an konfirm dat teh kitteh kommin in teh hawse wus hour bebeh kitteh an nawt sum nasty uver kitteh.
***HAPPITAYL HAPPITAYL HAPPITAYL***
*dantz dantz dantz ov joi* I will dantz teh happitayl dantz wit yoo fur teh return uv teh prodigal kittn!
{{{{m21k}}}} {{{{{{good bebbeh kitteh}}}}}}
yeah!!!1!! teh kitteh is vry luckee tew haff found
hez waii hoam -happeh endins aura teh BEST
Ai iz happi fur u. Wun uv teh kittehs in dis rode haz sebreul howsis ware he “libs” frum tiem 2 tiem. Himz reel famblee nebber noe ware him iz!
her naymed Lula, btw.
{{{{mom21kitteh & bebeh kitteh & 6yo boi}}}}
ebberbuddie save adn happee!!!
{{{m21k and fambly}}} btw lula is berry purty
awe….fank yew! mai too-legged kitteh dewed a gud job ov pikin’ her (adn her naym) awt. her wuz hims choyce, but wii awl luv her tew peeces! daddy bear ’specially luvs dis liddle gurl adn wuz bery kwyet adn sad whyle her wuz gawned. adn ai kept habing nitemayres ov her kommin home wif lots ov owies adn sadtayl, sew wii’r bery happi tew has her home sayf adn awl into wun peece!
kween kitteh wuz nawt sew happi at teh nawt sekond. it taked much hissin adn growlin adn sniffin tew maek shur dat dis kitteh wuz teh rite wun, but nao eberybodi iz happi!
*DANSE DANSE DANSE*
Yay! Hooray! Thank CC fur the sayf return of Lula!
Yay 4 m21k n famblee!!1! {{{{{mom21kitteh}}}}} {{{{{bebbeh kitteh}}}}}
Dat’z beddur dan uh nawt-sekkund! U shood can haz sillybrayshunz 4 such uh happeetayl ebbent! Wat wood u liekz 4 dreenkeez? N 4 dansiz, mebbeh sumfin liek “Derez Noe Plais Liek Hoam” oar “Lord I’z Kumminz Hoam” oar mebbe ebben “Wellkumz Bak”
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**happee-happee-joi-joi**
wii shuld jest sing teh happee happee joi joi song an danse tew dat. dere’s nuffing more prohpreeat dan dat song, aifinkso!
♫ Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy ♫
♫ Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy ♫
♫ Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy ♫
♫ Happy Happy Happy Happy ♫
♫ Happy Happy Happy Happy ♫
♫ Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! ♫
Soe veree happee adn joiyfull taht teh bebbeh fownded her waiy hoem;
Afture Ai prayeded tuu St. Francis foar Lula, Ai wuz prittee shure hims wuud cum thru foar her adn showe her teh waiy hoem;
Noew yuur whoale famblee kan silleebrayte adn duz teh happeetayle dans;
(Ebben teh kween kitteh; awl iys wel adn guud, wif teh happee eyndyng!!)
yays! grate news mom21k!
Ah silly bryt bai goin hom. naw.
Kthxbai.
Ai awl happitayl fur u!
No sittin on teh kitten!
Agreed. That would be Ebil…
but cat sittin on mausies iz gud! :p
kno sittin on teh mausies. mus pik up teh mausies wif gentl teef an carri tehm roun an tehn bat at tehm wif sof pawses.
BTW, hawo ebrewun! is jus whiskers. ai gotsa wurdpres, sos ai can has an abatar.
iz nise, but mebee ai like linkin to mai uther blog betr, so ai sumtimes wud swtich tween teh too.
Yesssss….play wif mausies til dey are very, very sleepy. Den mausie haz long nap fureber.
Datz nawt wut mai hubbeh tolded mi abowt teh 2 brudder kittehs his famlee usta has. Dey wud plai berry rufflee wif teh grownd skwirlols. Tehy tag-teemed teh widdle fing.
they hurt teh skwirlols?
Aw, leeza-b. No skwirlols wuz harmed in this storeh. Rite, rhsb? Rite?
She wuz just maykin in up. The kittehs an teh skwirlols wuld . . .
jump rope together!
an play hopskawtch!
an shayr theyr snaks.
Yeah, thatz whut happind. . .
*WHEW*
Fanks Gremlin. I had a worry there!
Btw.. teh bebbeh kitteh has a bit uv sick.
She waz habbin trubble eeting/swallowing so we wented back to teh v.e.t. todays. She has a lung infeckshun dey sed, and givved her a shot, so keep ur fingers crossed for her.
She nawt too happie wif me rite now eether.
Ohai leeza-b – yor kitteh is lukky gurl to be tayken into yor hoem wher she kin be kayred for. She will be gud az noo soon, I keeps mah paws kroxxed fur her!
Gud mornin, DK! skipin werks 2dai 2 plai? Gud idee!
Yuse guise kwit pikking on mai gud fren Maus!!!!
*puts sayftey bubblol rownd Maus soez nobuddee sittingz on him
*oar making him take deh fureber napz*
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Doan u wurry Maus, u ok now. ♥
Fanks MJ! Yer teh bestest!
Member deh story bowt deh lion wif deh splinter in himz paw? And deh liddul mausee dat tookinged it owt? Dis b deh same kinda fing. U savinged mii wunst.
we wuz onlee teezing.
um, den why iz there salt and peppur dere behind ur back?
alzo a fork.
um… fore teh Ebil Minyuns Weeklee BBQ?
Mai kittehs wud nebber, ebber hurt Maus or ebben Ebil Maus! Ani mausie taht speeks LOLspeek 2 dem dey noes r speshul mausies an they wud eeber leabe dem alone oar wud plai nizelee wiff dem!!!!
(awltho teh sayftey bubblol iz a grat idee! Maibe der iz a markit 4 dose wiff teh non-LOLspeak mausies!)
Sew sry Maus!
Dat iz one patient tuxie kitteh. Extra gushy fudz for him.
Hims be lukking up at skai n finking “Why mii, CC, why mii?!?”
Eye wuz tinkin da sayme ting. Not menni kittehs putz upp wit dat!
Elebenty yeers ago, we had a tuxie liek taht. He used to stay juuuust owt ov reech of my infant daugher when she was lernin to creep arownd. As babees do, she, qwikly started crawlin, an wud catch teh cat by surprize and sit on hims er sumpfin. He wud lat tehre wif teh saem rezined luk until teh baby got off…
Hee wuz a goood kitteh!
wen mai seester wuz a liddle gurl, wii hadz teh grey tigger kitteh naymed Butler. seester hads wun ov does liddle shawpping karts fur teh kidz adn her wuld b puttin teh Butler kitteh en teh kart wif awl her stuffed toyz. wun dai, Mudder luked en teh kart an tho, “Oh Noes!” Butler kitteh’s hed wuz turneded awl sideywais an mii mudder tho hims neck brokeded. her reeched dowan into teh kart tew chek ef hims wuz breefing adn him raysed hims hed adn gived her teh luk dat dis kitteh had. him wuz a gud kitteh, tew!!!
U tink da purrsun inna chayr izz da Fadder? An hee not watchin whut da bybee izz doing? Eye doan tink a Mudder wood lett her baybee dew dat tew a kitteh! Dizclaymer: Dis comment an awl itz relayted commentz r juss fur yr lol pleasure. Eye am not dissin Fadders heer. (Haz been mye sperience dat dey juss doan watch baybees lyke a Mudder duz.) Plz tu be addressin n e complayintz to mye lolyerz.
Ive onlee ben grownded wunse (an it wuz at disneyland- go figyer), but it wuz awl bekuz ai asked mai dad and nawt mai mom. ever sinse then, teh rool iz- ask mom, nawt dad.
*snickurrs @ complaynt reekwest*
Puss ‘n Butts
*snerk*
Rodney! Lubs yer abatar!
I was gonna get the whole head of ‘marvin the martian’ but after I saw the eyes decided to leave it as is.
butter tehy r obliviously marvin’s iiiiiiis
I sekund dat!!!
LOL!
Bebbeh purrsun luks comfurbul. Kitteh naut so much.
I ar not a cushion, plz to be gedding off me now
Uz is bebbeh and I no wants to deploy the pointeh endz
In soviet russia, baby sits you!
Hahaha!
Teh Rushyan Reberz is nawt ded!
Josie wud let mi lay mai hed on hur belleh sumtymez, but tahtz abouwt it.
Ushullee, hur wud lay awn mi, nawt sew mush teh udder wai arown.
Oh, an teh kitteh seemz 2 b a plus-syze kitteh, 2!
Lane Bryant kitteh?
Ai feel teh need 2 b a littel bit ov a kare-trool, cuz diz pikshur bothurs mi a littel.
Dis is mai opinyun onlee, sew take it az itz worf. Ai do nawt feel taht bebbehs an kittehs shud nawt b allowed 2 get 2 cloes 2 each udder wifowt close parentul supervishun. Bofe kitteh an bebbeh can b verree unpredicktabel, an wun cud hurt teh udder wun b4 u knowd wat happend.
**steps off soapbocks an crawls unner bed, waitin 4 repercushuns**
rhsb – I agreez. Sum kittehs is verreh understanding, but wuld be best to be kayrful fur sayk uv kittehs an behbehs both. I read sumwharz recently that up till teh age uv 4, chilluns can’t really mayk teh distinkshun between a stuffed kitteh and a reel wun . . . .
unless tehy eckspereinces teh pointee ends. den tehy lern rillee fast.
Ai agwee – kittehs shud be treeted wiv rispect an babbehs need 2 lern rispect, but nawt at the pointy ends
Wen mai bruvver wuz 18 munfs owld, we hadd a puppeh. Baby bro kept bitin puppeh. Wun uv dem had 2 go. Ai fort we shud haz kep teh puppeh….
FTW! @@@@@@@@@@@@
Ai’d send bai brudder bak ifn ai cud has a kitteh oar elebenty.
Anuthur bote fur kittehs obur behbehz!
troo, bof are verree unpredicktabull, but alsew- ecksperiensed kittehs yooshullee noes haow to deel wif kidlets (aka bai runnin awai ore skratchin onlee hard enuff to make tehm let go). Is teh bebee kittehs (an kittehs unakkustumed to bebees) yu hasta watch owt fore.
kittehs r teh same wey wif tehre own bebees- let tehm yooz yu fore a junglol jim until it hurts and tehn lets them noe haow much it hurts.
ks, ai shore hoep u not lives bi teh nasstee fyre daown ur wai!
wich fyre? teh wun makin mai throte awl skratchee?
no, i livs on teh uther foothills and werks in teh central vallee- so no fyre wurree, just lawts uv smoke.
heer rhsb, heer rhsb -dangles shinee fing- u cn come owt frum unter teh bed.
nobuddy iz repercussin u!
Ai haz to agee wif yu, RHSB, ai iz a liddle wurried about dat kitteh getting skwished!
dat kitteh culd git rite awt frum unda dat bebbeh kwite eesilee ef him wanted tew, adn wiffawt using teh pointy endz, eever, aifinksew. dat kitteh luks lyk hims mite way bout teh saym as teh bebbeh, afterawl!
Ai tink kitteh bout tu du dat, juz geddin reddee ta gedup an muve awai frum peskee kid, frum wai kitteh haz leff fut planted an iz lukkin bak.
*Reeches unner bed an gentlee pulls rhsb owt.* ** brushes orf teh dust bunnies an straitens her whiskers**
No need to be unner dat bed rhsb. Yoo telled da troof,to hole troof an nuffin but teh troof. All bebbeh hoomins an animules shud nawt be leftid unso..usp..unwatched acuz they is too yung to no whut is hurt an nawt hurt playtimes.
Yoo sed troo feengs an dat is teh WIN! ♥♥♥♥
mai nams dors
i wan some uv does reeper cushions. and you can kep dustbunny (rip) she neber wsa n e fun
I agreez wif you, but dun wrry too much – hims ma wuz holdin da kamra:)
…wen shee shud has beens pulling keed from squitching por kitteh. Good going ma!
Pikchur mak me has a mads acshully. Dubble plus ungood to mak peepulz tink is
funneez for hevy babeez to sitz on por kittehs. Not funneez. To mee kitteh is sayink
HALP PLZ NOWZ!!!!!!!!
Awww. Another slam dunk for Kittehs.
I’ve had many, and never had a problem with them and small kids. At worse, they get up and leave in a huff when the bebeh approaches. Those that stay take on a parental role with human bebehs, and accept all sorts of behavior that my closest cat friend would not accept from me.
Sometimes, you can see their eyes roll, and once or twice, I’ve see a snarl and a warning swipe, but never any contact. They do not accept getting hurt, but are fine getting annoyed. As long as if it is their decision to let bebeh play, and they can get away whenever they want, all is golden.
And, oh yeah, constant looking at, as bebbeh does not know it’s own strength.
me 2, and my kitties luv there bebbehs, and vice verc, vise vese, um, same both wayz.
*AIII! Get taht lardbutt offa mii!*
Kitteh haz teh wunnerfull pashense;
Soe mennee tiems peeps kategoarize kittehs az finnikee and nawt puutiyng up wif muches; tihs lolpik rlly showes teh kitteh’s eynduhrence adn famblee-luuve!!!!
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Course, we kno dat une ub da beztezt tings about kittehs iz hau dey all be so DIFFURRUNT! So menee purrsonalitees!
Yesh, iys rlly troo!!! Jes liek peeps!!
Epic life lesson in 3…2…1…
omg there’s sumthin warm & gushy on top me
an it’s not gushyfud
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(or at leest not anymoar)
aye r not shair. gef off pu-rees
The cat won’t hurt the child. It would mostly likely try to get up and walk away. However, there is still a possible that the cat could scratch him which would might cause him to hate cats later in life.
I’d love to see what happened next…
Get the brat off the poor cat. It’s not funny, it’s bloody cruel.
Oh, please. GTFO, you bloody unhumorous moron. If the cat wasn’t fine, it would not be allowing that baby to be there. The picture would be of the kid crying and covered with scratches. Anyone who thinks otherwise has obviously never actually been around a cat.
por fred! dat baybie is sittin on de por kitteh, fred, bite de baybie, and maybie it will getz offa u. gud luk!
Fred sez “I am babysitin so owner givs me mony 4 cheezburgers!”