WAIT!!!!!
WAIT!!!!! DONT PRESSS DAT
but i thot it wuz da button 4 fud.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Neo_Dedaleus
« Previous Teh vote was 3 to 1 | Cook your own cheezbuger the dog says.. Next »
» 278 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
gammacat on CATS WHO STARE AT OnleeKitteh on But wayt! Dere’s mo… KayKitteh on But wayt! Dere’s mo… momchan on But wayt! Dere’s mo… KayKitteh on But wayt! Dere’s mo… KayKitteh on But wayt! Dere’s mo… OnleeKitteh on Breaking News – OnleeKitteh on Breaking News – willy boy on CATS WHO STARE AT bluesfan473 on CATS WHO STARE AT PoussinBoi on But wayt! Dere’s mo… willy boy on CATS WHO STARE AT OnleeKitteh on Breaking News – Aahz on But wayt! Dere’s mo… bluesfan473 on CATS WHO STARE AT 
Cheezburger Network Blog
Sumfinz gonna ’splode!
Congaratshoelaces nightshayde.
Kin I buy yew drinkses and taek u dansing?
Fanks!
Az fur danses, mebbe sumfin involvin stompin on stuff.
…
Lemon martoonie, plz – an maek it a dubbul.
liek stompin on wp?
*nod* *nod* Howdja noe?
Speshul game fer NS:
http://www.widro.com/computerbash.html
But deh rest uv u kin go dere 2.
Thankumz mah cween, Ayes feline awlmoast trankwil noa..
Dat wuz rilly rilly fun!!!!1!!!
Butz it didnt getz back mai bloo! N aiem awl loggd n an ebryting.
ai wuz jus a blank box wif a X init sumtimes recentlyyyyyy sumpin rilly rilly weird goin on
sumpin so weird ai changed from lindykat to lindycat by wp.
do basement cats run wp?
Ai hoep nawt!!
Ohai awl mai floofie frenz!
Wuz just thinkN (uh oh) teh kitteh uhbov lurks liek mai “Bill N Teds ref kitteh” Purr haps teh kitteh iz moonlietN?
ohai Smom………….howz yew n teh marshuns?
Liddil iz sleepN ober @ a frenz haus N Middle N teh Heir ar plaeN video gaemz.
Hao wuz yor visit wif Kafleen? Did yew has moar waffulz?
Ai maedid yew a reply, but wp eatid ett.
Ai “just wayte till it coemz around again”
otay, gud tew see yer stick like feelers twitchin round!!!
w/p haz been up tew no gud lately………lots ob missin commintz……. don’t noes wair dey goes
oh ai seez yer erlier replai
ai wuz lukkin fur teh applebees wair we wuz meetin an ai made a turn an ended up behind a car n thot……….. ai fink ders a donkee in dat car…….. ai cawled on teh fone an teh driber ob dat car ansered………. ha wut’s teh chanses?? we had teh lotz ob laffs n yakkin…… an wished we had planned fur a longer bisit……… her haz teh open invite tew cum up to WA an see it cuz her finks it mite be more relebant tew her intrists in nawt sunny awl teh lib long dai!!
ai duzznt haz teh waffuls……….. but ai bin finkin bout dem lots
ai haz mobed teh pikshur frum mai camra tew teh puter an ai will put on mai pikshrs on teh profyle……… sew yew can see teh lubbly donkeee
an iffn ai’m nawt in errrlee stages ob old timers…. ai fink yew owes me an address……. yew cud send inna emeow wun dai suuun??
Liddul noen factoid: Wp iz reelee a werdaholic. It can’t helping itsef. It HAZ 2 nom deh werdz. I b finking wii needz 2 dueing an intervenshun.
Enneewun want 2 joyning mii??? Wii will luring it in2 a ruum wllpapered wif gnuzpaper. It will kum in 2 nom adn wii kin band 2gezzer adn telling it awl deh angst adn hartake it b cawsing us. Poor Niteshayde wuz neerlee in teerz 2day. It nommed adn nommed her werdz.
Wii needz 2 kumming up wif a twelf step program 4 WP.
Step 1….
admit yew are powerless to control teh nomming
be grateful yew iz nawt deded
care about doze ob us hoo iz captib audiunce
Stpe Wun:it can has admitted we were powerless over WP’s addiction to eeting werds; tha our lols haz bee comb un mangeyable wif da weerdpressness.
i finkso i go to bed nao!
niteynite
but ai wuz stoopy, cuz alfa is moar dan 12………… lets see, wun too free…..luks at udder hand
*ponders*
*changes mental imaj o’ jamamamamakitteh to purrson wif 12 digits on the hanz*
jamamakitteh appeered awn Skool Howse Rawk once, dinja know?
I b lukking at t’otter, tu.
Him b plaing wif a fish.
I lubz aminal planit.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmf, deyz awlways takin mai werds outa conteckt….
fings are gettin werse den ai fot……….. ai wuz on Skool Howse Rawk??? mebbee howdi doody or capn kangarooooo, but???
whale, i maid you a linkee but guess who eated it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJYMSc6ppb8
Widdle Elebenty+wun Toez
youtube.com/watch?v=gJYMSc6ppb8
anybodee elz wunderin wot Stpe 2 iz?
ai wunderd wai ai had trubbel in typin cla$$
step 2 iz jamamakitty goin tew bed……………. niteall!!
G’nite, Jamamamamamamamakitty!
Schmoo!
g’nite jonboi
g’nite erin
Stpe two: bee-leave dat uh pawer bigger dan cheezpeeps kin repair duh splortashun.
Gudnite ebreewun!
Ai just got hoam. Looooooooong flights!
Ai hoep to see yoo awl tomorrow!
Welkom hoem, Janet!
Janet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kumz running wif a crazee happeeness*
*Bonkz into Janet and jumpz up agin.*
Janetz home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janitz home!!!!!!!!!!!
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elebentee!!!!!!!!!!
JANETZ HOME!!!!!
Hey evreebuddee!!!! Janetz Home!!!!!!!!
Janet!! wii missinged u soooooo much!!!
Cheezland just isn’t deh same wifowt u!!
Now dat u b bak, ebbreefing will b O-Tay!!
Aw cweenmj!
*hedbonks* What a nice welcum! Ai feel bedder awlreddee!
::Shampayne botlols pop::
::Cweenfetti flies::
::Teh crowd erupts in cheers::
::Thunderus uhpawz::
::Hoots, hallurs, wisselz::
YAY!!!!!!
Welcom bak JCH4K!!!1!
janet!!!!!!!!
weiz misseded u!
(duz hapitail dans, runz roun in circlols, wavez floofy tail, basicli actz az silli az googie!)
weiz sos glad u iz home!!!!!!
hav a chocolt martooni, n a bagful of posum chockolits
I’ll tuckz u in beds wif floofy blanki n sum kyoot floofy kittehz!
nite- nite seez u tamara! sweet dreamz!
momcat, gascat, fishy kitteh
Akshlee, ai mist yoo awl too! A lot! An ai had verree liddle pewter taim – fur menee reesons – so it wuz nawt possibul to com an speek.
Ai wuz at teh aerport at 8 AM thiz morning – so itz about 20 oar so hours ai wuz “underway.” So ai guess ai’d bedder go to bed nao.
So gudnite fur reel. Until tormorrow! An sumwun must tell me waht ai hav mist ov grate importance. Sumtiems things happen – an if yoo dont know about it, then yoo hav no idea waht peeple ar tawking abawt!
*sigh* It IZ gud to be bak!
הּ ﭶ ﭹﺓקּﮬלּfl ☼
ﺓ℮ ﭽ ₤
ﭹﺓקּﮬלּ ╚
٭۞
ﭹ ﺓקּ ﮬלּ ڔ
ạ≡ ┼ ∟
ﭹﺓקּ ﮬ ﺉ ≡ ┼ ﭹ
Yea for Janet’s riiturn!!! Taht’s sum fanzee cweenfetti… oar a hidden meesage. (Decoder rings @ teh reddi, capN)
an jes between teh cupple hunnert ob us, Teh Skool hauz rock vinyet iz awl aboot mai cuzzin! Shii — an her dad and bruvver n 3 owt ob 5 ob teh new genRashun ar teh polydactyls. (Iz okay, teh shriners fixed them awl. Tehy ar gud foar moare tahn jest parade dae fun!)
G’nite deer Janet. Schmoo.
*contented sigh*
Ower universe iz bak 2 normil!!!!!!
HaiDeeHo, Sweet Muvver Uv deh Marshunz!!
HaiDeeHo frum Hideeho, sweet cween!
Teh girlz ar lurken forward tew meetN yew again (speshlee if tehre issa swimmin pool involved.)
Dem swimmin poolz b berry attraktiv 2 kidz!!
We hab a populashun problum adn we hab a swimming pool problum. Can we solb teh twy at teh saym thyme?
(Dis duz nawt inklude kids ob cheezpeeps! Kids ob cheezpeeps aer born intu a noble class ob honorary kittenhood.)
Wii haz a swimming pool problem??
Plz 2 splaying?
Tu mush swimming pool tu ignoar, nawt enuf thyme tu swim as mush as we’d awl lyke.
Oh.
On dat note I b going 2 bed.
G’nite, jd.
{{jd}}
G’nite SMOM.
{{SMOM}}
G’nite lurkerz.
{{lurkerz}}
Nite awl!!
Ai can haz swimmin fur mah liddul gurl? She lubz teh swimming!
Hai MV!! I haz a liddul page uv helperz fer deh abatarz and bloonessez at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Tanks cween. Ai tinks aiv awlreddy dun awl dat. Ai uzed to hab bloo, n abatar, butz itz dizzapeared dis week. Ai hab cheked ebryting, n logged owt n in agin. Letz see ifn workin naow.
Yea!!!!!1!!! Dat mus be itz! Loggin rite owt, den loggin in agin.
darn log in!!! gots tew dew dat sooooooo much lately
{{{cweenmj}}}
OMGWTFLMFAOBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaarrrgggghhhhhhh, Ai jus nao clicketyed awn dat link 4 teh computerbash….
Ai lafft n lafft n lafft teh hole tiem AI wuz bashin teh puter in……
Oh man!!!! Dat wuz gr8!!!!! HoooWeeeeee!
Well, Ai neber!! Dat wuz a guud wun.
Wut a wae 2 end a perfectlee wunnerfull dae!
Pologuys for mai rewdness. Got busy at twerk. Pleh.
*Pours dubbil lemming martoonie for nightshayde*
Herez yew goes. We can do teh Stomp
*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
Hey, iz gud ways to get rid of teh angrees.
*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
i know a llllollllll dats needs a stomping.
*picks up kimkiwi and puts ‘em in a huge tub ob red grapes. Iffen you’re stomping, may as well stomp theez wine grapes*
Need anymoar gummi worms?
Derez AWLWAIZ room fur gummi worms! Yes, plz!
Coming up!
Um, we’re all outta canoes. Would a dingy do?
Iz a dingydo ennyfing liek a dikkeedo?
A little ding’ll dewya.
dew wakka, dew wakka, dew wakka dew.
dew wop dew wop
Moar dew! Moar gummi wurms!!! MOAR COWBELL!!!!!
lawng az itz nawt a dingo….
momcat
Mayhap a kayak?
Sry. Kayaks are KO’d.
Hmmm… mebbe a sabot?
Sabots are sacked. Sry.
Liefbote?
Locked up.
Yacht?
Yanked.
hoo be teh yankee?
Katamaran?
Katamaranpower shortage.
oh dat bedda-
I fout da katmaranz wuz kaput……
hoz about a gas cat fur power shortzage….
himz be bery short n bery fast….
momcat
NIGHTSHAYDE!!!!!!!!
*dances wiff a HAPPEE!!*
Aiz nawt yoosta mai kwiltee — but ai liekz teh kulur.
*hugglez teh Dawnkee*
*grabs Kafleen’s hoofs and duz a happee danse fur Nightshade*
Fank yew Kafleen!
Teh BOOMS!!!
U wud noe bowt dat, wudn’t u, Dave?
BOOM!!!
Wii liekz teh kittehz. Teh kittehz dat BOOM. Wiiz Teegra & Bunneh an wii LIEKZ teh BOOM.
I are teh authoritah on teh booms.
Somewhat off-topic & [/lolspeak]
I proofread stuff for a living (which can be challenging when one’s brain is working in lolspeak). I’m looking at the first draft of a new loooooong piece, and I think my head is going to explode (in a non-splorting fun happy life-affirming way). The person who wrote the copy is clearly a dolt — likely a dolt who’s getting paid WAY more than I am for trying to fix his/her product.
[lolspeak]
Ideeut Riteurrz – DO NAWT WANT!!!!
Oh – and it doesn’t help that as I’m trying to write suggestions, I keep having to un-lolspeak my brain.
Oar wen yous ritin teh emails ats teh wurk an you hasta prufread dems for lolspeeks.
Ohai NS, wut dolt be ritin?? rilly rilly boring stuffz?
Nawt boring — jus dat teh riter haz NOE grammatical skillz. Wen wii criticize teh grammar, we’re told “it’s advertising license” or “it’s creative license.” Pfft!!! IMHO, “advertising license” = “way to try to make you think a lack of proper grammar is acceptable.” Grrrr. We’re marketing a product to an affluent and highly educated demographic (many of whom happen to be British). They KNOW when the grammar is screwy. They sometimes COMPLAIN when the grammar is screwy. I know some of them are at home, wondering why my company refuses to hire a proofreader.
Um — they have a proofreader, but they don’t want to listen to her!!!!
Ai feelz 4 U nightshayde. Bery mush.
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
Ai is tecknikal addeetor, ai knowz hao u feelz.
I say you just get a big red Sharpie marker and write “UR DOIN IT RONG!!!!!”
and say “o dat ar kreeaytiv lissenz, kthxbai.”
As for this picture…. “NOOO NONT PUSH DAT!! DAT AR NAWT TEH ANY KEE!!”
Eggzaklee! Ai awlmoast automatiklee typez dat wai nao… but ai noe itz bad wen ai kitch maiself abowt to lolspeak in handriting.
ai haz tew stawp maiself cuz iz almos automatikul tew rite teh and seh…….. nawt gud……… nope
adn dis bii bahd, Y?
dmn gud kweshun……… ai laffs wen mai puter corrects mai spelllin
how’s yew, smammie? ai thot of yew wiff the mail lolpik
GMTA, Aye thawt ob mii tu…… wurst Aye ebber fownd wuz a rubber snaek insied blu collekshun baux wun Hallohwene. Aye jumped op adn whack-a-moled mai hed.
Werk haz acheeved teh staet knoan az “dubble handed flush ob teh kosmik swirly bowl ob life”. Nawt sew gud, akshully.
Mai pyuooter staupped korrekting mai spehllyng bowt 6 munfs agoe, cum tuu fink ov iyt, wuz rite rownd teh tiem Ai furst staurtid poasting awn ICHC; (mebbee teh spehllchek jes dyed)
Whirld wud be mushes moar funner playse if peopls wud yooz teh lolspeeks moar. I finkso.
“If yous taek a looks at dis forf quarter spredsheetz, you will see dat us compnee mayde fiftee more munnees den last time.”
butt wii spentid itz….
:snerk: U sed BUTT. *gigglol*
Ai lubs dat ideeyuh, DCHDTC!!!!
Thets a grate idee ifinkso. Wish ai cud use teh lolspeek inna emailz werk an maek it funner. Ai had teh pleh dai an reely needed a lol.
I actually wrote my whole Cell Biology lab notebook in Lol-Speak. Drove my professor crazy trying to grade it.
Dis bii bahd cuz ai iz *supposedlee* heer to maek shoor teh ritings iz … um … rite.
Den agin, if dey doan lissen wen ai rites in prawpurr Inerlish, mebbe ai shud trai in teh lolspeek (yew noe – tew see iffin deyz payin attenshun).
I b betting deh don’t noticing.
I betz wun chokklit martoonee.
Ennee takerz???
chokklit martoonie?!? Aisle taek wun, fanx! oooh, yu meen betz, yu win, hadnz doun.
sih-
cwmj iz writ- in a other claz I tooked (nawt da wun wif a borked teacha) I wrotted a whole reply in lolspeak….. nobudi noticed…. iz Engermilish class two n weiz tawkin bout whut it takz ta undastand writin….
momcat
Todai ai wrote mai nawt sekkund wurk emeow in lolspeak. And it went tu 20 peeps awn auh distribushun list. Ai gawt 18 “wuts” and 2 lolspeak replies. Ai made 2 new cheexfrenz todai.
*cheezfrenz
U lukky 2 b habbing 2 cheezfrez @ werk!!
Ai know, huh?!? Ai didn eben know dey wer dere. Ai wonted to ohfishullee maik dem mai frenz, but dey iz jes lurkers. (dat’ll chainj)
Den ai woan eber git N-E wurk dun. 
::Waivz floofy paw at SW adn NM::
AIz rezemblez dat remark! State agencies nawt…noter…well-nown 4 not haben sensses ov hoomers wif lolspeak memoz! But de temptashun iz alwaz der…heheheh!
wat a minnit…dis commint was respondin to Davecanhastinycat. Whahappun?
It just b nested under awl deh uzzer repliiz 2 dave. If u putz ur curser in de spayse just 2 deh left uv yer commint, den skrolling up, up, up, up… u will passing awl uv dose repliiz and finelee kum 2 Dave’z commint.
s’phun iznt it…..
iz in classez wif peepz whoz gonna beez especial ed teachaz…… 90% ub da tim, da gramma n da spellin iz sooo bad dat I haz to wurk harder atz readn it den I do mai kiddoz stuff!
Oh- plus eben if asignmeant iz complteli writted owt….dey still doez it wrung!
momcat
when i use lolspeak at home, my family says it’s annoying.
Mai huzbin iz a lurker — sew we sez liddul stuff in lolspeak allatiem at hoam.
Yoo, deer DavecanhasDrTinycat, ar kwite indispeeyootiblee teh WHIRLD’S primaree authoritee awn BOOMS
We shud bring it bak fur teh ICHC historikul lessons!
Watching . . . watching . . . Camblols goin roundy roundy . . . soop almost done . . .
BOOM
Inside ob microwabes am ornj.
doan dewit!
Relax doan do it
Wen u wanna go to it…
Relax, doan do it
Wen u wanna…….. go to teh Nawtee Barn
Yes, don’t nawt go to teh Nawtee Barn.
Dew nawt ask wat teh Nawty Barn can du to yu, ask yurself wat you can du tu teh fyreminz adn firewiminz in teh Nawty Barn.
Basiment Cat says prwess eet NAO! gud thingies come owt!
It wouldn’t be prewdent.
…at dis junkture. But weevenge will b mine.
*snickurr*
Milkee Way fur meh, plz.
Duz ennywun remember “Forever Yours” candee barz? Doze wer teh yum!
But… but… tehy LIED! Wunce I nommed tehm, they were gone! Dat’s nawt Foreber Mine, iz it?
I doesn’t know about u, but I is certain that to this day I carry remnants of Forever Urs on my hips.
saentist kitteh says button creats tainee blacks hole and suks teh Urfs!
Yeh, but cable TV sucks moar adn squishes black hole.
wif mah saddle-lite, ai has elebendy billyun channuls foar cartoons, and i can has DVR
Dear Prewdents,
woncha coem owt tew plae?
I’d lissen to teh kitteh. They is eggspurt when it comes to pushing buttons. They pushes mines allda time.
Hope Esme iz pushin her own healfy buttons, in addition to urs.
Funny u should say. Not only does this kitteh kinda look like my Esme, but Miss E. went for her 4th (and hopefully last) chemo today. She’s doin’ ok. I didn’t get word on whether her mass had shrunk moar or whut, but they don’t want to see her again until October! Yay!
Yeah fur Esme!
No moar Dr.TinyCat will Rocktober!
In other LCB kitteh news, here’s Liam doing battle with teh kitchen sink faucet.
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6909748641316074495
LOL!!! Ai lubz dat!
Adorabul – himz doin it rite!
Toooooo Cyooooot!!!
I love his tayl curled up behind him!
I lurves his curly tail. When he chases his laser dot around he curls his tail up over his back, with the tip pointing at teh back of his hed. Looks like a handle.
trollspeak on…………
it is simply apalling to observe the waste of water in this video….. do you know how many toilets you could flush with all that water???
I was wondering how long that would take.
To compins… compulsory… compete… to make up for it I hasn’t flushed my tollet ever since I made that video.
STN
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww TMI!!!
Well, u brang it up.
BTW, if ur worried about teh envarmint and other frageely things, plz to not be watching teh videos whare Liam is…
Aerosol can jet-skiing
Braking Ming vases wif his curlytail
Clawing up teh trees inteh rainforst
D…
Destroyin raer & ekzawtic plantz
Enerjetiklee waystin teh enerjeez
Flinging plastik bagz willee nillee
G…
Garbage barges flowtin in rivers
Harvesting owld growth forests
Iceburgs thawed owt undder der powlar bares
Junk yards full of rusty cars
Killin endangered byrds n animawls
Leaky unner grownd storaj tankz
Mowtain top removal strip mining
N
Nuclear wastz dispozal
Oiwl spillz in oceen
Poizened atmosfere
Quantities of used dispozable diaperz
Radiation poizens
Smokin arownd kittehs n chillrenz
Toxic chemikal draynij
U
Nom Nom Nomming french fries fried in lard
Openin the frijermator door and coolin himself off
Payper fiten stead of recikling
Q….
Undergrownd acid mine drainage
Violationz uf KYOTO
Wastin Water Dilutin Whizky
Xray Ober Xpozurez
Y aim iz obseessed wid diz lizt . . . let mi show u mii compluzive dizorderz
Zero grabbity contaynment chamberz
Oooh noes! Ai am gillty uv wastin water dilutin whizky. Butz ai don dilut whizky, ai fallz ober faster.
Ai kno. Ai wil bai awl uv mai whizky atz ty tooteek. Den ai can haz itz straat witowt fallin ober.
Booteek not tooteek! Stoopy wordpretzel
Ty tooteek fur teetootalers…
*trollspeak also……*
I live in dry part of Australia. Drinking water is from rainwater tank collecting off roof. Washing and toilet water is pumped from river by a neighbour. He is worried that he will not be getting an irrigation water allocation this year for his crops and will have to buy water, but he is still required to let us have our water for the house.
That video rang all of my alarms.
*trollspeak off*
Wuz super splortatious tho.
Understood.
FWIW, we’ve had abundant rainfall here this year and I turned the tap on right before I pressed RECORD and turned it off right after the video ended. Just before then I had been rinsing dishes and he was there, swatting away at the stream. I gave him no moar than 15 seconds of solo open tap time this one time only. I don’t make a habit of letting water run just for his pleasure.
All the same, I’ll brush my teeth with red wine all week as penance.
aahhh, sew datz wut dat nyse smellin red moufwash iz….
*hed-slap* .
Oh, and I’ll floss wif string cheez.
Mmmm… string cheez.
Fur teh waters to ebber git used enywhere elze inda whirled, u gotta use it en pass on!! It dusnt get used up, but just recycled thru teh environmentz. Hoarding water where der is plenti, dawnt help doz who downt hab enuff. Aifinkso !?!
That makes senses to me.
But plz to not be telling Liam? He’d be only too happy to halp.
In udder werdz . . . aih haz a happitale watchin Liam enjoyin a liddle water fun!!
Mee 2!!!!
goatherd made me say it………
whut happind 2 da troll mask? did it getz distroyed bai febreeze an’ sunshyne?
Ai just watched teh “Levitating” video, too. Liam is such teh kyoot!!!
Rut-roh.
*Splort*
I hope someone comes by to halps u, NS. I woulds, but if I ranned watters to fill teh mopping bukket I’d get in teh trubbles.
*panic*
yew noes we’re jus yankin yer chane!!!! splort awai NS
sry NS…….. wuz lukkin 4 teh cart
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
cart skrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeches tew a halt
are yew ok? are yew OK? sumwun call 9 elebenty
scoops up teh nommy lukkin branes
stuffs em inna cranomium
wraps almos teh hole hed wif dukkie tape…..
puts teh 50’s bavin cap oberallus
wraps NS in teh sofftest floofy blanket wif lil purplol mousies onit
gets teh hawt choklit off teh ccc cart n puts sum schnapps init
an fur teh peece d’resistaaaance………..sum lurvely choklit possums
now yew stai awl quiet fur awhile cus yew wuz neglected….. mai bad…… hope yew recubbers soon
And Liam sez u can plays wif his chirpy mouse until u feels better.
ai thot ai toled herz tew be kwiet………. but noes…………herz haz tew goew out tew dinner!!!
Mai kidlets (teh tew wut ar hoem) lurved the Liam videows, LCB. Ai hoep tew see Esme starN en hurr owen sho ‘benchually.
I was telling Esme just last night that it’s teh too bads I didn’t has a video-taking camera when she was Liam’s age because she was just as goofy. I do have one of her and Liam rassling. I’ll has to uplode it to teh Google video tonight if I doesn’t get distractified by something shiny.
my sis’ kitteh gets in teh sink an stares at teh drippin fawcet……….furebber!! oh an mai “trollspeak” was wut a troll wud sai……….. nawt wut ai meanded…..sry iffn it cum across rongly……. {{{LCB}}}
oh bai teh wai ai mite be cumin tew DC inna next cuppla munfs!!! oooooh ai cud bring yew sumfin shiney!!!
Yay! Be sure to let me knoes when!
I knoes u was kidding, but I did have kind of a little gilty about it anyway. It was teh ONLIEST time I turned on teh watters for him just to play wif. I don’t aplologize for living in a place wif a abundant watter supply but I also don’t wantonly waste it as a general habit.
Howevers, I’m pretty sure it takes moar than 15 seconds to fill up teh gallon jug for teh kitteh watering station dish, so it wasn’t *THAT* much down teh drain.
jus fur giglols
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/16/im-in-ur-house-steelin-ur-waters/
Yea! LCB wii wheel awayte teh WLOLCWF futage!
(whirled lol cat wrestlN fedrayshun)
Or a scorpionkitteh! Liam iz teh rite color, too.
Liam kitteh iz deh awesome at watersportz !! Himz nawt afraidy cat etal !! Tanks fur sharing him wid uz.
Datz grate nooz, LCB! Plz to skritch hur behind teh eerz fur meh.
Hao is Liam doin?
WP hazbin pushin mai buttons.
Mebbe teh kitteh kin taek caer uv dat fur meh.
luks liek it werked, concatsulashuns on nawt sekkund!
Fanks! Yew wuz dere rite wif meh — wut wud yew liek fur drinks & danses?
ur lemon martoonie sownds yummi! dat iz gud fur mi 2!
Wif shoogar on teh rim? Datz teh way ai liekz mien…
u betchuh! cept then wii poroblolly cawnt danz aftur awl dose…
Well… aftur jus wun, dere kin be dansin. Mebbe nawt aftur moar den wun.
mebbe kitteh can feed teh WP tobasco-flavrd wurds. dat will teech hims a lessin.
oar….oar SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION HOT SAUCE flavr. mah brudder got dat fr krissmas, an’ wuz teh kewl, but wuz so hawt wi cudn’t yoose et. We gave teh rest to r famblee frends, cuz dere dad Ray lieks spyceeniss 2 a digree dat hims wief calls “stupid hot”.
dis is wat i used 2 sae wen a peep sneezd, insted ub blesyu oar gazuund-tite.
Ai wantz to pet dat kitteh. Shee luks bery sawftee (except fur teh poyntee endz).
oooo – kalico!! ai lubs teh kalikos!! ai wants to pet her too! ai’ll risk teh pointee ends…
Dat face are splorty-danjur..
Must…
onlee…
take………
peeks……….
kwik, heers a chrg, putitown kwik!!
*putz a 50s style bavvin cap (yellow – wif pink fisheez onnit) ontawpa Kafleen’s CHRG & fassinz teh chin strap*
Phew – dat wuz cloes.
Tyz Dawn key eerz togezzer. Just in case, u no.
Iz it teh eyebrow whiskers dat r getting to ya?
It b deh liddul bittee blak spot on deh tip uv deh kitteh noze dat duz it fer mii…. ooopz….. I fink i may hav peeked at it wunst tooooooo mennee timez…
so kewt……. liddul blak spot iz toooo muchez….. S
*kwiklee slipz a bavving cap onto cweenmj’s hed*
Fankz NS!!! Dat wuz klose!! I wuz just a plort away frum doom.
*wiepz a tinee trikle uv grey maddur frum cweenmj’s tempul*
Ai hopez yew diddint need dat brayne cell.
Oh, Noez!!
Dat wuz Ezmerelda!!
Her wuz deh wun I uzed to member deh alfamabet.
Lemme see how I duz wifowt her.
*Startz singing* ♪♫
a b c e g r f, t i w k m l, o q d, h x s, v j p u, n y z.
Now I can’t b playing deh alfamabet game no moar.
brillyant!! Ezmeralda…y dint Aye ebber fink tu naem myne? Aye cudda putz op liddle tuumstoenz fur dem awl, adn bemebered dem fawndlii
Psst – iffin yew maeks up teh naemz nao, nobuddee will eber noe teh diffrunz.
Duzn’t u taking roll cawl ebbree morning 2 making
shur day awl b awake?
.
I b telling u, it wuz hell deh week dat Ronald and Mistee eloped. Nobudde gnuing wear dey were. Adn wen dey kame bak dey had hadding a fite and wernt tawkking 2 chudderz. Had to getting dem a nulment. Sheesh!!!
Hmmm. Dis typa fing kud be explaynin menny fingz…
Ai wud start a list, but mai huzbin is heer to pik me up for dinner & moovee (Teh Dark Knight).
…
*waves foofee pawz tew ebbreewun on her way out teh door*
*Waves floofee pawz tew NS*
Haz funz!!!
Cween, yew bin watchin sopes agin??
Doan werree, cweenmj!!! Ai saeveded Ezmerelda (she’s bin playin wif wun uv mai brayne cellz – Penelope, to be exact).
*bringz Ezmerelda bak to cweenmj & putz hur bak where she belawngz*
…
Hoep yew doan mind. She & Penelope eeted dinner togedder. Brayne fud.
*Hed desk*
sry Esmerelda. didn’t meen 2 skwishing u.
Oh — an ai rappded hur in bubblolrap. Iffin yew diddint taek dat off, shii mite be ok.
Yew maed meh fink uv mai Skimble jus nao — himz haz a liddul wite noez striep dat is teh kyootist fing!!!
Yup, she’z a kyootie al rite!
In soveit russia, cat kills ur curiosity…
LOL!
SAMS!!!!
Hao iz u doing????
Iz SO nice to see u heer!!!
*finelee maekz teh kunnekshun between “SAMS” an “ScotchAndMoreScotch”*
…
*feelz slitelee stoopy fur hazzin taykin dis lawng to figgur dat owt*
noep, knot teh stoopy
LOL good one!
*Gimme cheezburger!!1!!1!*
yeah gimme cheezburger befoar pwessin teh button adn Urfs expoled!
dis b buttin fr supah-spycee cheezbrger? or…
.
.
.
do TROLLS come out when you press the buttin? >:) Cheezbrger trolls, they steelz ur delishusness….
duz dis dai needs savin’?… noes, nobuddee iz stoopy enuff 2 press buttin…
innosint bystandr: whut dis button doo?
DEN DA TROLLZ RUN WYLD ‘FROO DA CITY!!!
oh noes! da dai needz sayvin! but whu can saev et…dis be 2 mutch fr 1 day savr…
CALL AWL DA SUPR DAI SAVRS! WE NEEDZ 2 DEFEET DEM TROLLZ!!
*callz on mah chocklit communicatr*
Atom Ant? Heer!
Batman? Heer!
Chocklit Samus? Ob course I’z heer!
D…
I get the remote now!
Ummm. Kwestun. How u git wun abatar on yer kommint, and anuzzer wun on deh “who b talkin” list?
HAI cweenmj
Hai Sunnybunny! R u ever going 2 fix yer name/linkee??
I don’t know. Where is the ‘who b talkin’ list
found it, They look the same to me.
Well, den, nebbermind. Wen I sawinged it, Ur pitcher wuz heer, adn deh Ibawlz wuz in deh hooz tawking list. Berry strainj. Like most fingz rownd heer. :confuzzuld:
And No starch! Das mai unners!
kitteh blasted wai owt of starting blicks to win elebenty meter dash.
never press da red button
fishykitteh
butz whut ifz da red buttin iz da wun dat stopz da momcat frum bein ‘noing bout chorz n stuffz?
momcat
then i shall worship it an press for all eternity
fishykitteh
ooooh! u such a baaad kitten!
u doo dat n awl neber beez abl ta speakz again!
heh! haow bout dis- u pushez da red buttin n I pushez da buttin dat makz da i scream go bai bai!
u such a kyoot kitteh how boutz I jus scritchez yur earz n neiber ub uz pushez buttins?!
momcat
Momcat senses your wicked plot and replaces the button with one that removes all your video games without telling you.
Tortiss kitteh awn the left luks liek mai Polo kitteh.
Durn! Rong lolpic. Ai new ai shuld nawt commint todai.
Aw, tis kay. After all, it’s 03 dayz aftur caturday. Iz always ruf.
Fanks COBHC666. Caturday duz wear awf fas, noe?
Yes, it duz!
Iz button to put me on teh intertubes!!! DO NOT WANT!
Noe, iz button tu put THEEZ guyz on intertubes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnigpl2Z80
O jd, ettes purrfect!
…justa whey ett iz!
Those riverbank stories aer sew sew sweet. Johnny Morris myte be wun ob teh pie-on-ears on lolcatisms.
Ai wuz fraid teh guinea pig wuz gonna push him owtada playn fur a minnut. Had nebber watched wun &… well YouTube vidz ar kinda liek choklats.
Whir very sweet toh. Ai wheel haev tew show mai kidlets. 10q foar introdusing mii tew Johnny Morris, jd!
Jonny Morris, Brian Cant, Oliver Postgate – mai chylhud; let me sho yu it!
Like I sed, DO NOT WANT!!!
Srsly. I can has five minnits of mah bandwidth back?
Kung Foo kitteh will chawp yoo in duh froat if yoo taik wun step clowser tuh dat button.
hmm… dis maekz meh curious dat wat iz behind da “BUTTON”…
i haz a invisible black belt!! kitteh i challenge u! *kitteh showz her kung foo skillz*
ok ok!! do not WANT!!
*Touches button*
Heh
Kitteh sez tuu poosh buhttin at yuur oawn rysk!!!
Eivver sumefing ebbil wil heppin oar guud wil prevaiyle; yuu taikes yuur chaynces!!
Iyf iyt bees sumefing badd, yuu ar challinged tuu oaverkum iyt;
Iyf sumefing guud, wel tehn yuu kan jes relaxx, puttes yuur feets up adn smoake a seegar!!
Wut tuu duu, wut tuu duu!! Wutta kwandurey!!!
Wel, jes taike a deap breff, saiy a kwik prayure tuu CC taht hims bees wif yuu, and: PRESS!!!!!!!!!
Ai kan sii it naow. Fyoochur winnur in teh “COLORFUHL CATegorii”.
Haha thats so funny
i love this lol cats its so cute
It’s a tarp!
OMG!! It’s a Munchkin kitteh!! I luvs Munchkin kittehs!!
*Presses button*
Oh, it wakez up teh barkalounger! NOT WANT!
BOOOOOM!
NOES! DAT IZ DA “DULEET CUKEEZ” BUTTIN!!!!