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Racists! They are all white!
how du u know they is nawt just bleeched?
is interspecies diversiteh committeh
con catshuleaces sweetpea on ur nawt sekund and two_kittehz on ur gr8 lol!
o fanks Hashim!
ur welcum!!
i fink dis iz da sekund tiem i see ur lol on da homepaeg, u must be a great lol builder!!1!
two_kittehs iz onna phront payge!!
two_kittehs iz onna phront payge!!
Woot!! Woot!!
Gud job two_kittehs!!
*duz a danse fur two_kittehs*
that was a berry luverly danse Tribble!
fanks!
claps floofee pawzes fur Tribble
dey haz blak spots.
HAPPEH BIRFDAY WERDYCNAN!!!!!!!
I has a Oreo cake furr u!!!! Ur Fabrit!!
http://www.susiesscrumptioussweets.com/cake_oreo.jpg
I wishes u all ur hart’s deesires too come troo!
*wisspurrs juss too Werdycnan*
butt we bofe noes u alreddy gotz teh Moast Impoartant Stuff.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{Werdy}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Happy Birfday, Werdycnan! Hope yoor “Sweet Sixteen” is yoor bestest birfday yet!
Happi birfdai frum akros teh oshunz, werdy!!!
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sry ai laet fur yur birfdai partee. I see menny treets awlreddy. wel i bringd sum tuu — indien samosas, japaneez tempura, italyen gelato, ostreean sachertorte, persian gaz candy…
OMFG dats wuh i says!
Dat nawt verwy nise. And dey nawt awl blak. Dey iz da spottee!!
UhOh, meanted to sai, “and dey nawt awl white.” hehehehe. I nawt noes dat much abowt da racism, I finkso.
tehy haz spotz!
ai spotted tehm.
the hamster and kitteh: grey. The bunny and dog: black ears, that’s what we can see of them
lub yr naybor az yrslef, i finkso
lub yr naybor az yrslef, i finkso
hAPPEEbUrfdae, werdycnan, no1inparticular,lucypevensie!!!
fank yew, Maywee Sweepea O’Spockn! *gibs big hug*
a burfdae cake fur you!! haz extraa icin just ooooozin out between layurz!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*stayrz wyde-aied at cayk, den blowz out candlols adn nomz gyhugic cayk hoel* Nommyness! lol!
Happytail birfday 2 u, happytail birfday 2 u, happytail birfday deer Werdycnan, happytail birfday 2 yooooooooooo!!!!!
fank yew, AfriCat! *gibs cheezfrend big hug*
N1P/WC Happeetayle Burfdai!!!!! I hazznt scene u in a lawng wyle. Hope u hab a berry gud IRL burfdai tew!
I bringz u a prezzent: a box of old old Nancy Drew mysteries, from the old old dayz. Alsew a few Hardee’s Boyz an Cherree Aymez in there fer gud mezhoor!
fank yew, ZF! *gibs cheezfrend big hug*
Aw, fankz! U noez u wuz wun of the nawt-seekund peepz tew talk tew me, I finksoyes? U askded mii if you hadnt hired me, an wasn’t Toosdai paidai. I didn’t merember bowt teh “pay u Toosdai for chsbrgr todai” an said that I omlee accepted pai awn alternate Toosdays of monfs wiffowt a “R” in em. Memberber? Anyway, TODAY IS PAYDAY!!!!!! Can I hab a peese ob taht boofull caek Sweepea maeded u?
otae! Heerz a peece. *slyses gyhugic peece ov noo cayk* Dere yew go, datz yur paidae! Wuz ai reely wun ov teh nawt-sellund peeps tew talk tew yew? Wowzerz! *goes adn maykz a Zauberflote pie and gibs it tew cheezfrend* Cheezluv!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY WERDYCNAN!!1!
pweaze to enjoy today!!
*gasp* Cherry Ames!!!?!!??!!1!! ai thoughted ai wuz teh onliest wun to reed Cherry Ames!! ai wanted to be a nurse so bad when ai was a little gurl cause ob dose bookses.
Ai oanlee redd wun ob tehm–Momma gawtted uss bukz insted ob candee wen wee wuz sik. t wuz teh wun abowt teh tyme she wuz in Affricka–memember that wun?
An happitalye birfday tew yoo! Aer yoo dryvyng yett?
Yup. And when she wuz on a south see eyeland and hur brovver Chip (da pilot) flewed in to see hur. And when she had a crush on da nice doctor when she wuz a stoodent nerse.
I lubs Cheery Amez too! My fren had all dem buks n Ai borrod dem from her. An Trixie Beldon? Did you read Trixie Beldon?
Hippy Birdies 2 U, dear Werdy!
*hopes u remembered 2 remove teh canduls B4 nommin teh luscious cake*
wut? candlolz? *smoke kumming frum Werdy’z eerz* Ai didnut noes dere were candlolz awn teh cayk!
Duz smowk meen wii getz tu cawl da fyremens??!!
Happee burfdai Werdycnan! An menni moar!
Congrats Sweetpea.
U maek teh most byootimus cakes!!!
fanx! dey aer tastee adn nootrishus!
Werdy musta likededed it- she nommed it in wun ginormaus bite
*pooof*
new cake ree apeerz
It haz teh layerz o frooty icin of yr choiz.
mebee…
Apricot
Blooberee
Choklolot cherree
D…
Dark Bing Cheerees
Ebery Tropical Foot pureed togedder
Fancy Fig Filling
G…
grapes
hot tamales
I scream, muches!
j…..
momcat
juju beries
a kitsy to jump out an sing happeh birfday
lots a lemon slicez
m……
fishykitteh
meringue
nuts, all dfrent kynds
orange frawstings.
p . . .
p.s. happy birfday werdycnan!!
frum gascat, momcat, and fishykitteh
Pienapplol
Qwince
Razzberry
S…
Pasasheeowz! mmmmmm
Quince pazte
Rainbow sprinkulz!
S…..
(Hapitayle birfday sweet Werdycnan!)
Strawbewwy (mmmm!)
Tripple fudj rippl
Upsyde down pynapplz
V…
what a melon!
xigua
yellow jello
zinger, red (wif hibiscus)
Lemming
Marasheeno cherrie
Neopololitan
Graype flavr
Hot Fudge
Ice Creem
J…
joosy fruit gum flava
kikapoo joos
lukuma frum Pru
mandarin ornj
neaplolitan
oranj
pineappul
quinz
raspburry
strawberry
tea, green (makes yummy i scream, so y not?)
uglee froot
veryrichchonklitcherie
walnutz
xtra good vanilla
yelloInkacola flava
zesty lime
Happitayl Birffdai, werdycnan!!! 4 giftees, Ai gibes U an old, old Nancy Drew buk, wun ov teh wuns wiff a bloo cobber, no pikshur, frum mai collekshun!!
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Ai gotted mai nawt sekkond wun fur mai fifth biffdai fum mai boifrend Davy hoo libbed akkross teh street frum mii. Taht wuz about 3.5 tiems 16 years ago! Secrst ov teh Old Clock.
I hab dat wun teasel2!
werdycam u can haz mai box ub oldy Nani Drew, Trixie Belden, n Meg (she hadz ‘meezer kitteh….)
momcat
Ai had furgotted awl bout Tirxie Belden!! Ai doan hab ani nao, but member dem fondlee. Ai still luks fur teh bloo Nancy Drews, but dey ca b hard 2 fynd…..Ai prolly sud chek e-bay. (lik Ai doan awlreadee hab too mus shi…stuff!!)
I luvs teh Trixie Belden! I red awl uv them when I wuz liddel.
Trixie and her frend Honey Wheeler, and teh gud-lukking Jim. And mysteries; I luvs teh mysteries.
I haz a bunch of teh Nancy Drews wit teh bloo kuvvers. And also teh Hardy Boys wit teh yellow kuvvers. In teh summer when there wuz no skool, I red a buk a day.
oh wowz! I fout I wuz da onli wun who red Trixie Belden! I gab fishykitteh mai bloo Nanci Drews n yella Trixie Beldens- she lubed dem….
tried ta getz sum moar fur hers frum eaz bayz…. but deh wuz da neu wuns n she hatedez dem!
momcat
Finkso “old clock” wuz mai nawt secund tu . it semez tu hab mooved awai wen sum dottur went .
Happytaylz bdai , {{{{{werdycnan.}}}}] hoap awl yur dremez cum troo.
a belated hawpee fursday 2 u Werdycnan. mai pjuter is gibben mi da fweaky I… wont plai nyc… hope urs is beddur an da presints ar 2
Happi birfdai werdycnan – mai awl ur wishis cum troo
fankz, annipuss! *gib dis cheezfrend hug* Otae, ai haz tew goes nao. Ai haz tew noms mai lunch adn get awn laterz!
Happi Burfdai, Werdy/Lucy/No1! Ai got teh kitteh korus to sing for yu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6yzjDXp_og&feature=related
Ambercat!!! Ai LUBS dis klip! Fanks!
nao dat’s jest weerd. how’d dat happin wif teh parshul dubble poast.
*skritches hed*
*wonders off to fined burfdae caek…
Wat’s fur lunch?
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I wants a carrot.
I wants a corm.
I wants a burd.
I want wateber mah owners give meh – iz gonna b grate – I just kno it will!
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Teh morale ov teh storee is dat we doan hab to look alike, or liek teh same fings, to lib in whirled peas.
But teh whirled peas iz messee adn skwishes atween mai toze!
Yup, iz messee, but still works.
anom adn anom.
Well done sweetpea! Drinks ‘n danses 4u?
fanx! lets sillybrate teh burfday of my DLF (dearlilfren) Werdycnan!
hao menny nawt-sekkundz awr awn dis fread?
Iz Werdycnan a respecti wiggle?
momcat
Naria- I haz it….
yay! Puddleglum ref! wun o my fabrite karakterz in dat book
(Silver Chair, csLewis)
Gather ’round, my Minions…
… and HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY!!!
Birthday Wishes from the non-Ebil side of the family too!!!
fanks, Maus!
fank yew, Maus! Oh, wayt…fank yew Ebil Maus.
happi birfdai werdycnan!
I brings U diberse treats fur Ur birfdaiz
apple pie
blooberry pancakes
choclit cake
d..
dobahjh caek frum N’Oluns
elegant petit fores
French pastreeez
Guanabana frum Peru
H…
Hors deurves
Ise creem
Joojoo bees
K…
Kitteh floof
Lots of hugs
Mennee choklits
Nao a schmoo
O…
OMCC moar treets!
Prettyful cookees
Quince filled doe-nuts
Reelly beeg choklit barz
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Strawberry shortcakes
Tart and sweet cherries
Upside down cake mango
Vin Santo an Biscotti
Watermelon smoothie
Xactly what you anted on yer pizza
Y … because we like you!
Zillions of spronkles on yer cayke
deeeelicshus (& nootrishus) donuts
elegent elefant eers
fresh beerrries – awl types!
*runz up to Pwndby2Kittehs*
*skreeeeeeeeeeech*
*comes to aburpt stawp*
ohai, Pwnd!!! good to see ya!!
Khonklitt n moar khonklitt
Lemmin merarg pi
M&Ms on tawp ob chonklitt caek
N…
“merarg”???? Merang!
“merarg” iz wut the kitteh saiz wif mowf full of merang!
Lol – yas!!!
is dat U Ebil Maus?
teh way u is rubbin ur paws togetter in diablolical fashun… makes me finkso!
BWAHAhahahahahahahaha…. *CoughHackHairball*
hey boss! ai werked awn teh pipult awl week- shud we see iffn it werks? ore shud rhsb and ai pull owt teh fyrewerks fore teh sillibrashun?
Save the pipult for later. Let’s see some fireworks!
yessir!
this may take a wile.
*sets up elebentee gazillyun fyrewerks arranges teh fyooses*
*Lights the Zippo*
We need to speed this up a little…
“Warez da kuhbume? Derez spowsta b un Urf-shatturin kuhbume!”
oh drat, teh fyoooz didnt lite! stoopy cheep fyoozes…
Lites teh fyrewerks
*KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
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*thump*
*As kitsunerina flys into the distance*
Ooooohhh! Pretty! Fireworks!
marvin te marshin ref FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Ov_ygQzGA
ai hopes dis werks- but ai duznt has sownd, so ai apologyze iffn teh sownd is nawt appropreat- but teh flames r kool!
Heerz moar ifn kitsunerina’z fyrwerkz r nawt enuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfntNkC7JS8
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Hippo Birdee Werdy!!
Haz uh kustim-mayd berl wood boks wif uh nebber-indin sply uv sordid chokklitz shaypt liek itteh bitteh kittehz wif rich kreemee fillinz!!
Teh Firwerkz, wi callz dem oohs-n-aahs.
I lubs dem.
oh sih—–
n mai spotz botz fell owt ub da kar on da wai bak to Oregun….
(gets beeg beach towl n clenz up hairball)
gotta keep da plac klen fur da burfdai parti!
momcat
Is dis ur frend, Ebil Hamzter?
how witteh!
HAPPY BURFDAIS WERDYCNAN!!!
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*Holds owt very LARJ gifty-rapped package*
Here is ur very own wardrobe, wif a sekrit passafwai dat u can use to sneek into Cheezland ennytime u wants.
So if ur parental units says u cannot plai on the pyooter, u can sneek in thru this.
aw! fank yew sew mush! *hugs awl cheezfrenz*
*hugs werdycnan/no1/lucy wif big hugs*
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*presents werdycnan wif giftie bag full ov goodies (an a liddel bit of kitteh hurt – mai kittehs had to help)*
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I hoeps yoo haz teh bestest birfdai eber an teh bestest yeer eber!!
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Lubs ya, mai deer!
fank yew, PB2K! *gibs PB2K big hug*
(oh deer – did nawt meen “kitteh hurt” meant to say “kitteh fur!”)
i red it as “kitteh hart” …
PB2K- hao ar u? Hao iz de BMT going? Ai am thinking gud thots fur u!
happie birfday, werdycnan!!! ai maded yew a cayk, but ai eated it!
wut kind ov cayk?
*sneaks to teh grocery store reelie kwik*
Um…hao about teh Red Velvet cayk? it’s chokklit, teh bestest flavur eber!
nao ai haz tew go silly-brate yur birfday wiff lunch, oar else mai bosses wun’t let meh has anover chanse to eat. Enjoi!
yayz! *noms dis cayk, tew*
gud thing tehse caykes has no calorees, ore yu wud hav wun BIG tummyake.
Happitayle birfday, u sweet yung thing! If u want to see mai bebbhe Caspian, check pik on mai profyle- he iz tuxie kitten- U gav approvall of himz nayme!
Oooooh! Ai LUBS Red Velvet caek! Iz mai favrit!
nomnomnomnomnomnom
Me too! We luvs it so mush, we had it fer owr weddin caek!
oh we alwayz has caek here!
Hm…
*looks in teh Greesy Spoonerism Cafè to see wut is there*
How abowt sum Senilla Vice Creem?
… or sum Peeonolitan …
ai wuntz nilla aiz kreem! Wif hawt fudge topping! Adn carmel! Adn
A big scoop a aiz kreen
Browneez
Cherriez
D…
dark pocklit schrinkles
extra creemey crippey wee,
fronsch navilla
Duds, milk
Enormus piec ob pah-khan pi
Fiev skoops ob razberree i-screem
G…
Grate pyles ov coconut, grated
Humongus helpins ov chokkolit chippys
Indibidyually rapped sporks (kawse dey nawt sew flimsee as teh forks)
J…
Jellee betweeen teh laiyers
Kookie crumbs springled libt…lia..alotz
Limonn frustin
M…
Hoppy birfdae werdycnan! Ai brings u a cuppycaek wit choklit frawsting adn cullerful spreenkuls. Hab a reelly grate day!
aw, fanks! *grabs cuppycayk, liks off frawsting, den noms teh hoel fing* Nommy!
Happy Birthday to you,
Happeh Birfday to u,
Happee Birfdai dear no1lucywerdy…
Happiest ov Birfdais tooooo UUUUUUUUUUU…
And meny moar…….
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I maed u a 4 layer Toklit Moose Cheezcaek! It habs a thin crunchee crust, three layers ov Cheezcake – Dark toklit on teh bottom, Semi-Sweet Toklit in teh middle, and Catbury Milk Toklit on teh top layer.
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I didn’t fink dat waz rich enuff, so I putted a layer ov Toklit Moose mounded over teh top.
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Iz bery rich, so u mite want a thin piece. I made lots ov dem, so there is enuff fur eberybuddy.
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I wrote all ur naems on top and put tall skinnee candles on top.
Time to maek a wish and blow out ur candles!
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Hab a great day and a wunnerful year!
Sounds delishus, I putted on 5 pounds jus reading the descripshunz
I guess I bettah run 5 miles todai iffen Iz wants to eat dis cayke
oh Romeow, how beez the happee cat?
I took owt all teh calorees and fat, so u actually lose weight by eating it!
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HappyCat waz “adopted” by a fren yesterday, but habs to stay IN THE SHELTER until he can get an appointment fur tutoring. They will call her today to tell her when teh appointment is. There’s a goggie dat waited A WEEK for an appointment! *sigh*
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Mah fren looked at awl teh liddle kittehs, and she’s gonna try to adopt one, iffs she can tawk her hubby into it. Nawt one kitteh habs been adopted since HappyCat habs been there. Not ONE – and there are so meny great kittehs.
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I went to a City Council meeting last night, juss to see how fings work.
does the shelter have a website?
they can put up the kittehs and goggies fur adopshun
on teh website
Great nooz about Happy Cat
Hopefully he getz to go to his nu fambly soon!
Grate job!
{{{{{romeow}}}}}
Dis iz teh website. Teh kitteh pics haven’t changed since I’ve been watching it. I can has better descriptions of kittehs?
Mah fren asked if “Coal” waz gud wif odder kittehs, or iffs he had to b an onwee kitteh. Teh full tiem employee DIDN’T KNO! Coal has been there fur 8 munfs! Dat gibs u an idea ov teh amount of attenshun dey get.
Teh room dey r in duzn’t hab enny windows. Juss a spot fur teh air condishuner. Dis kitteh habs nawt been in a sunbeam since December.
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http://www.ci.casa-grande.az.us/web/guest/pet
I sent you a linkee, but it will take for ever to show up…sew iffin you googlol Willamette Valley Humane you can see what a good shelter is doing an maibee get some ideas. It is a non-profit community run shelter, not affiliated with the HSUS.
oh noes pooh kitteh
the website is bery rudimentary
if each kitteh haz a full pg to hizself
it would be berree gud
Iffen U could tell the kitteh’s storee, and describe himz/herz
along wid the photoo that would be much helpful to the
prospective adoptive parents and the fur bebbehs
*sigh*
zactly.
At teh City Council last night, tehy appropriated $4.7 million fur a noo park.
Puter space iz cheep. I fink dey habs to b “motivated” to do better.
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Didz I mention dat teh doorbell doan wurk at teh shelter? We stood outside fur bout 15 minutes waiting in 105 degree heat before ennywon heard us. Hao meny peeps luking to adopt wud wait dat long? Dey would just go sumware else.
Fanks teasel2 in advance fur teh linkee.
ooops. It is the Willamette Humane Society. I gabe you teh old name. WP keeps eating mai commimts, so hoo knows iffin the linkee will eber show up.
I told in in wun ov dose eatted commints how proud Ai am 2 habe U 4 a cheezfrend, U are so compassionate an lubbs teh kittehs so mus.
mebbe ICHC can haz a pg for goggies and kittehs fur
adopshunz wid a linkie of the shelteh under the postie
they haz a big viewing audience and someone reading
the lols could be near the particular sheltah.
we shud write to the burgers bout dis idear..
What a gud idee! How does u write to teh head burgers?
I think dis b a gud idea, 2.
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Send Us Ideas and Suggestions.
buttin in deh sekkund frum deh rite kolumn.
Like Petfinder.com. Dey hab a search function dat brings up kittehs in ur area. Beeg surprise – HappyCat’s shelter isn’t on it, but odders near me r. *sigh* Yup, it’s on mah list of fings…
mebe I canz get it…
iz it dis wun? Dat beez jus dawn da freewayz frum meiz!
http://www.willamettehumane.org/
momcat
oh, gud fur yoo! yoo will mayke a big differuns in alla kittehs and goggies lyves! ai knoes it!
yay!
but- tootering? U has to go to skool ‘fore u can adoptz a kitteh?
:snerk:
wut is u snerkin at Mr. Ebil?
did I sed sumthing funny?
Yup.
Stoopy iz fur goggies,
tutoring iz fur kittehs
O O O O WOW!!!! *leaping lika lizard inna joyfull sillybrayshine*
{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}} thank God adn YOU taht HappyCat has
a furrevfer hoam, taht musht b agrate wait lifted fum yer sholdas
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municepull sheltas aura cawled “animal control” fur a sad reason
private resQ sheltas speshelly “nawt kill” 1s, adn TNR progames
R teh best hope fur safeving kittehs lifes todai, yesh, yesh i finkso
[comint vry L8t doo tew werk]
fank yew, Romeow! *blowz owt candlolz, den noms awl goodyz presented awn dis pic* Aiz in hebin!
Dey R heer to cellybrating Werdycnan’s birfdai!!!!
Aw, teh happitaylness!
Hay Birfdai Gurl!! Hoep u habbing a grate dai yesterda n anudder grate dai todaii!!!
Fur ur birfdai prezzie, heer’s teh compleet Narnia seeries, nawt-sekkund edishun, autograffed bai C.S. Lewis.
*skampurrs into kitchen to get chonklitt caek wif chonklitt iysing n chonklitt i-screem*
oooh, teh majiks ob ICHC!!!
lolz, yayz!
ai cint fynd mai birfdai greetins tew Cheeznip……..mebbe showsup layter??
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1698280
Wut? Y sew happetayl?
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Klew No. 1 — Party hatz on peepz hedz.
Klew No. 2 — I smell kake!!
Klew No. 3 — http://www.links2love.com/music/sixteencandles.mid
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Wut ken it meen? Only wun fing:
Werdycnan is SIXTEEN!!!!
Happee Birfday Sweet Slewth!!
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Cween frowz cweenfetti ebbreewhere!!!!!!
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*chased aftur cweenfetti, trying tew katch it, but nebber succeedin* Fank yew, cweenmj!
Happee Happe Birfdaiy, Werdy-Lucy-Nancy; Hoep yuu haz a luuvelee daiy;
Synce ebbereeboddee eylse haz brotted yuu caike, Ai haz brot a Key-lime pie; a chockolit-chip cuukie, 1 foot akross, wif yuur naime iced onnit; a Fraunch-appul pie; sume kreem-puffes; chokolit eklaires; adn a ginormous cheez caike wif blooberriey tauppyng awn wun siede, adn stromberrie awn teh uvver siede, awl cuvvered wif wippeey kreem;
Foar a prehsint, Ai haz brotted teh ehntyre Narnia buuk seyt, autohgraffed bye awl teh akturs inna moobie, wif tehire iyndyviduahl pikshures signeded as wel;
Haz a grate Birfdaiy adn a wunnerfull yeer!!! CKK
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kitteh is finking about maeking teh committeh wun member shorter, aifinkso!
Taht’s wat ai thot! He’z finking, “yoo luk deelishus…”
an teh goggie es asleep awn teh job! bad goggie!
shh, heze tired… frum chasin, erm, soopervisin awl teh skwirls whu wuz wippin teh kreem to goze awn teh choklit ise kreem kake.
committee meetings can beez berry boring so I can
understandz why himz ar sleepy
ai tink dere used to be a burdee betwixt da kitteh and da goggie.
Boi, Ai hoep thems dint eeted iyt!!!!
2 layte 4 splort aleert!
O gnoes! Sownd teh allarm! Wake up Dr. Tinycat! Braek owt ur CHRG(dwarins opsha… opshi… dae iz up 2 u) an’ ged teh CCC awn stanbai!
*BWWOOOOOOOP* *BWWOOOOOOOP*
I can has suture?
Happy Birthday Lucy! I did some special ironing just for you!
Bak to teh NB wif u!!! Her bees onlee 16!!
mai B wii kin send inna teh YNG (adn hez speshul ireoning) onna 1 uv dez
PONYs wit stra… stertg…carefulee plazed purpool main & tayle hares??
http://www.ladylittlefox.com/Gallery/SweetSixteen.jpg
*follows YNG to NB to making shur him goes der…*
maybe for the occaision I will lend one of mai YANGs from my local construction site …
(Yung Almoast Nekkid Guys)
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yu can has An’t'ny – he’s vry nice … and moastly clothed … only a liddle swetty.
I haz a proud this mah lol!
Iz a bery gud one fur sure. Sealin Cat is happitails to see awl dese bebbehs nawt nommin wun anudder.
o fanks Mad Skin, kitteh luks lyke himz is interested in mousie
YAY 2_K!!!!! Owr own two_kittehs rite heer awn teh fromt payge!
oh zf fanks!
Conga rats u lashuns! Iz berry kyoot adn funnee. Ai maded it a faborit.
fanks mm! I ar honored
iz veri nyce but shud coem wid wawrnin…
here j2k I gotted some extra chrgs fur U
tanks, tey b veddy hepful!
Wao two_kittehs!!!11!! Conga rats!! Iz berree gud!!
oh fanks 4.5k
It iz! I always forgets to luk at teh credits.
Dats 2 cute 2k! Congrats on making it 2 teh mane page!
is the second time and I is as happeh as the not teh sekond time
I has a happeh that cheez peeplols lyke mah lols
con-cat-shoe-laces (adn chili con queso, tew!) awn gettin teh lol tew teh front payj! ai’m still treyein tew figger owt hao tew get a lol onto teh voting payj. *chuckle*
fanks m21k, U has to make more lols some of dems cheezgods and cheezpeeps
like some dey dosent!
good luck…
Iz brillyunt capshun two_kittehs .
Awl dem kiddle bebbeh aninules. Awwwww. Skweeeeeeeeee…
fanks tidmum
I also broted U some splort purrtekshun
:gibes tidmum the CHRG w dio
*Streeeeeettttch Snnnnaaap Tugg tug tug*
Fanx two_kittehs
Iz a berry danjeruss pikshure if lukked at too long.
Congrats frum mee too. I is still tryin to figure out hao tew *use* teh votin page.
thanks Cassidy.
woo hoo! congrats, 2K! Grate LOL!!!
fanks pb2k, how iz Uz?
kitteh and Dr Tiny Cat taking gud carez of Uz?
Two_kittehs habs teh phunnee!
Wow, job well dun!
*Romeow gets down on one knee and kisses teh bak of two_kittehs paw*
gibes Romeow a headbonk
fanks much Romeow!
bravo 2Ks vry creatiff adn sendz teh loverlee massage uv uniteity
fanks 2w2b2s, iffen onlee peeps had the wisdom animalz does
the world would be a happier plaiz
Iys rlly troo!!!!
Grate capshun! i so totally luv this pix- all teh darlings in a row!
thanx, 2 kittehs!
I so glad U likes it, fanks
An u haz reesun 2b Proud!! Splortabli an funnee at teh same tyme!
Hoorai 4 2kittehs!
fanks teasel2.
Oh, it am! Congratshoelaces!
fanks Lyanthya!
Happitayl Birfday Werdycnan
*Spin an twirl an caper an prance*
*Doin the happitayl birfday danse*
Hope you had a wonnerful day.
Here-*passes Werdycnan a baskit ov girlie goodies an lots of shiney sparkley feengs*
Happy Sweet Sixteen
fank yew, tidmum! *wayz fuzzy paw at Tidmum awl teh wae frum West Texeses tew TTI, accepts baskit ov girlie stuffs*
Hai Tidmum!
Hopes dat Hazel habs a better dai todai.
{{{{{Tidmum & Hazel}}}}}
Ohai Romeow
Fanx fer askin bowt Hazelmouse (dunno why we call her dat-she a hooge tub of kitteh!)
She beein berry qwiet an juss sleepin an washin. She eetin a liddle bit,but nawt mush. Lots of time awn my lap which be unusual unless askin fer dins! Cubberd luv-She has it.
I combed lawts ob fur an scabs orf lass nite.I finkso taht eased her a liddle bit.
Juss anxshusslee waitin to heer frum teh V-E-T nao. *sigh*
cubberd love, mah injeh kitteh has it 2 (herz the ginormous orinj tabbeh
in mah pictures), I read teh expression in ov Herriot’s books
themz books is so full of win and awsum
hopez herz gets all bedder soon
{{{tidmum+hazelkitteh}}}
Fanx two_kittehs.
I lurve the Herriot books too
Teh TV series wuz full ov win an ossim too
You has teh beeyutimuss kittehs !!!
I luv teh tv seeries 2, I watches the reruns on Sundai nites.
But they skipped a lot, I finkso, went from going orf to teh war, to allovasudden tehy were back and war wuz over!
so…wut iz goin on wif Hazel?
I axed belo but u mite nawt have seen.
o fanks tidmum
your kittehs is much purty an awsum 2z
is hazel the tabby wid the floofy tayl?
Grrrr!! *Waves fisties at WP* it eetid mah reply.
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Fanks two_kittehs.
Hazel is the lighter colour with white chin an bib. Belly ov delishussness
Fern is the darker one
They be litter sisters but ifinkso tehy haz differnt daddehcats.
Mah boy kitteh Yogi has deh bull’s eye pattern lyke Ur fern kitteh
but himz short-haired not so floofy
hoping Uz get good nooz bout hazel kitteh soon
Bulls eye pattern-I likes dat
Sumwun sed she lukked like she had a swiss roll print awn her fur..
wut’s goin on wif Hazelkitteh Tidmum?
Hope she it oks.
Ohai leeza-b.
Hazel got a really bad allergy or sumfin. Iz nawt fleez or tiks.
Her face an head an down base ob tail awl scabs an sore.
She hadded shots to halp itchees but it nawt werked.
She had surgery awn Caturday fer the biopsiees an scrapes
Big piece ov skin tooked off her sholder den stitches.
Shaved bits ov her poor liddle fayce an tooked sum whiskers too.
She berry brave,but nawt herseff atall.
I haz a wurried.
Teh V-E-T can’t treat her til we noes whut it is.
ohai! I wust leeving u a note up abov!
So sowry to heer that… I know u has a big worry.
Poor kitteh. Hope teh v.e.t. will find owt soon
and u can gets her fixted up.
{{{{{{{{Tidmum & Hazel}}}}}}}}}
We r sending gud fots dat u gets gud news frum Dr. TinyCat today.
Plz to tell us wen u find owt.
*tender pets to Hazel’s healfy nawt hurting spots*
Fanx Romeow.
I has a happitayl dat Happycat has been ‘dopted. I hopeso himz gets owta there kwicksmart.
Iz nawt sush a grate place atall. Ifink teh staff need sum ‘Tutoring’.
I didn’t mean to b vague. HappyCat duzzn’t hab a foreber home yet.
Mah fren “dopted” him just to get him outta there. He’ll be staying in mah bedroom till we can find him his noo hoam. We juss had to get him outta dere, and since I had already told them dat I cudn’t take him, dey wuddn’t let me ‘dopt him.
Oh, Romeow! Wut a clevur way to get poor HappyCat owt ov that unhappy plaice. Sorry that yu hav had such a difficult time. It maeks meh feel gud tu kno that sew meny peepl want tew halp owt. Ai hav three rescewd kittehs an that iz all teht ai can leegully keep oar I wud hav a house full ov kittehs. Ai gueess we all are honorary crazee cat ladees. Keep uz posted on how it goes fur deer HappyCat.
dis my fave
♪♪♪♪ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪ HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER WERDYCNAN/NO1/LUCY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪♪♪♪ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU ♪♪♪♪
Hopes u have a grate day! eye bring you a big bunches of flowerz and
a grate big bunch of birfday balloons. Happi sweet 16!
aw, fanks Punkin! *accepts flowerz and balloomz, gibs cheezfrend hug*
Happee 6teenth Birfday Werdylucyno1ip
http://www.shoutpix.com/graphics/birthday/sweet-sixteen.gif
aw, fanks! *gibs 2wh2blk2stripey a big hug*
Werdycnan/Lucy- plz to be holdin’ on titely to ur baskit of shiney stuffs frum Tidmum- U nevver no wen LCB mite be sneekin around…
Seez how itty kitteh lookink atz chinchillaz? Alrdy tinkink boutz etten it!
kitteh is thinkin -
hmm, yoo luks lyke a cheezburger to meh!
dis b biddeoh ob tippicuhl sweedish birfdae song.
ehrm, not kwait.
dis bershun b *ehum* sumwut modernisated, but eet *b* tippicuhl sweedish birfdae song, so, enjoy, and has a HAPPEETAYL birfdae, werdycnan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LclCobhQw
fank yewz, mumrik! *gibs dis cheezfrend hug, tew*
Ai gozza get awai from kake … this piccy is toooooo cute…..OK nao away be4 too late!
*SPLORT*
WEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOWEEEEWOOOOOWWEEEEWWOOOO!!!1!1!
CCC, kumin froo!
*CCC dryvin with birfdae streemurs trailing beehind*
*sweepy sweepy sweepy up teh braynz*
*tuk dem snugly in teh hed*
*snaps awn a ’50s bravving kap wif birfdae ballooms adn prezzint drawn awn it*
kwak kwak kwak! *duk tayp winding arownd teh hed*
Nao just sit bak, Karen, adn ai wrapz yew in dis nyse bloo blanky adn herez sum cholit ferrits faor yew tew nom on adn a big glass ov choklit milk!
oopsy – my fanky didn’t nest rite, but itz down der somewheres!
nummy – fanky for the noms. I feelz much betr nao. An’ HAPPEE BIRFSDAY!
**rhsb runs in, floof flyin ebberyware**
Sowwy Ai iz laet 4 teh partee! Ai gotta werk, u kno. Pleh.
**finks 2 hurself: Gee, u coem laet 2 a partee an get eggnord?**
AI SED AI WUZ SOWWY!!!!!
heer rhsb, hav sum caek! wii iz all happi fur deh birfdai grl!
Happee Birfdai, Werdycnan! **frows colorful confettee**
Cheer up Minion. Let’s go have some Ebil Red Velvet Cake…
Ohai, Master. **hugs EM** {{{EM}}}
U nawt maek teh Red Velvet Caek, did u? Ai’m a littel nervus abowt eetin sumfin u maed. Nuffin purrsonal, ai’m still reelin frum teh effecks ov teh Ebil Omelet.
I didn’t make it. I got it from a little bakery in New Holland PA.
Achenbach’s: http://www.achenbachs.com/
Ohhhhh O.O *eyes pop out of head*
Nommmmmmmmm….droooooooooll……….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnn
I see they has somthing called ‘cakeholes’! LOLZ
Dat maded me laff!
Cakehole is Gob in TTI
(fink: Hoomer Smpsn) mmmmmmm, Jermin Bakery! mmmmmmm! Ai can haz strooodl? Ai can haz butar kake? Tks mee bk 2 mi kitteh-hood in Fila…Phil…dat beeg citee on da Smellawar Riber. Ai cud go 4 a cheezstak sammich, too, an’ a sof pritzl wid mustar, mmmmmm!
How ’bout a Hoagie? Or sum Tasteecakes? Or sum Frank’s sodas?
Yah, awl dat 2. Eyetailian Hoagie! Tasteecake Peechie Pie (mai purrsnl favorite)! Franks Creeem Soda! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Philly is a good playce 2 get berry phaaat. (Ai shuld no! lol)
hay! mai red velvet cake iz nawt ebil! itz red bcawse itz blushing, nawt bkawse itz debil cayk! debil’s fud cayke iz muchly difrnt.
But debilz fud cayke is bery yummee.
yes, it iz
^.^ ^.^ ^.^ \o/ \o/ yay!
Happi Birfday N1ip aka Werdycnan!
Hav a grate day adn upcomin yr!
Heerz a song i foun wif Amy Rose “singin” to yu….. ^.^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocLRqkFGpf8
Happee Birfday Wendy!
An’ bout dose behbeh animuls…HALP ME!Ai haz a SPLORT!!!!
*fawlin to da floor.Dey BERY cyute!*
happee birfday Werdycnan!
ai had a birfday song fur u but wierd press eeted it.
Diddint eeben get to reed enny commints yet, but *ka-BOOM* mah brayne jus cayme shootin owtta mah hed at neer rekord speed.
…
dern dese massiv splorts – nao ai jus woan be teh saem fur teh rest uv teh day.
…
*thud*
Gweetingz, Womeow, et al.
wats wif dah teeny guy.he a bit too itty bitty.
Um, ya, good caption. It also happens to be the same exact caption I wrote ages ago… but now that someone else did it, it’s on the home page.
Happy Sweet Sixteen, Werdy!
:Lolspeak off
Well I wrote this caption and I never saw your caption
I am sorry that your lol was not picked
many times people will post similar comments in literally minutes
apart
we call this GMTA (great minds think alike) and move on
Are you accusing me of plagarism
or did I misunderstand you?
this is a response to Sadie, it should have appeared above.
under his/her comment.
Congratulamacations, two_kittehs! Donnut let Sadie maek u feel bad. It iz a great thrill tu bee onna frunt paige an a happitail tiem fur yu. Iz berry tru, GMTA! Iz a grate capshun!!! Wee shud sillibrate wif drinks and dans fur u!
thanks 3 cattails, that means a lot to me, you are right
I was upset about Sadie’s comment.
I am not accusing you of anything. Also, my personal lols pages were messed up today when I started looking through them; there were photos/captions in there that didn’t belong to me. With all the site’s problems lately, I didn’t know what to think. I am handling this via email with those in charge.
Wutta kyuoote buncha liddel teenee tinee bebbeh creetshurs, wun kyuooter tahn teh uvver; iyf yuu hadda pikk wun az teh kyuootest, iyt wuud bees iympohsibule!!
Soe Ai gess thems hasta stays tuugevver, aza groop; teh sploartibylitee fakter ov tihs liddel kwartet bees gnormouus;
Ai wuud gibb eleventey-sevvin cheezburgers tuu knoe haow thems gotted teh littel bebbehs tuu poase tihs waiy wifaowt habbin a huuge skwabbule!!!!
CKK!!!!!!!
Sorry. You’re trying way too hard and doing it wrong. Fail.
Maybe next time?
I b so glad u b ur krankee owld sef agin, lolllllllllolololol! u reelee noe how to b a pain in deh a$$. u hav no idea how much I likez deh trollz like u. Now I can …
*wyle lolllllllllolololol iz lissning 2 deh flattereez, cweenmj
* haz tied himz shoolaces togezzer adn handcuffed him.
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…… Kwikk… Ebbreewun!!! smuzzer lolllllllllolololol wif luvz.
Him hatez it u no!!
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Glad you said that, cweenmj.
Because when I saw what the piece of excrement said to my beloved cheshirekittehkat, I wanted to roll a steam roller over him and squish him.
iz advomocateded “troll snoggin’” heer b4
butt somebodyz (mebee werdycnan [happyness birfday awl ober u, werdycnan!]) sed 2 ignorz ‘em
i fink datz rite
i fink trollz nom _enny_ attenshun, on accountz ub tehy iz UGLEE
i gnu a troll – wuz soooo UGLEE hiz momtroll hadz 2 hangz a porque-shoppe on himz 4 2 gitz teh goggie 2 plai wif himz – teh goggie terned vegan!
adn tahtz awl i haz 2 sai abawt taht!
O hai, BamaHern! How u beez?!
I tries an tries too advocate kindness and furrgibbnuess., an den sum
@#$% cums along an juss
WURKS.
MAH.
LASS.
NURB.
unggggggggggghhhhhh…..
Fankfullee dere beez nice peepuls arown too takes care ub matturs.
ohai kafleen!! mai beez nawt bitin 2 much!!
i fink ICHC iz descenderd…dissendingz…evololved frum Walt Kelly’s (Pogo’s) “Cheerful Charlies”, teh mostz resummalutely optermistic bunch of peepz in teh swamp!
Misture Lolllliololipop: Doan maike me cume oaver tehre agen
adn huggez yuu adn skweezez yuu adn cawl yuu Jorje !!!!!
*snurt*
I lub u, cheshirekittehkat.
HAPPEE BURFDAY werdycnan!
heer are burfday fettiz an cakes an a shiny sparkly party hat!
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I am pleasantly surprised to see this lol on the front page. I had seen it before and thought it was excellent! How does this site work? DO the lCHC people randomly look through older lol’s? If so then I still have a chance to get on the front page too!!!!!! wooo hoooo!!
and two kittehs? this is one of the BEST lol’s i have ever read. Great Job!!!!!!!
Four fluffballs? Hugs Dispensary on high alert tonite…
4 werdycnan honour birfday:
the purrfek dessert:
mai momcat’s blankberryz cobbloler adn mai paw-kranked vaniller i scream (plz 2 put paws ober eers, f u b censortiv)
Dis fotoshop is very gud.
Uh oh, Cattails iz late fur teh party agin. Happitail birfdae tu yew, sweet sixteen! Wishin yu teh best yeer ebber, Werdycnan! Um, eny caek left? Y yesh, ai do belieb ai see sum caek. Taeks a liddle nom…anodder liddle nom…wunnerful party. Cheezfrens are teh furry best.
u fownded missur green!
Didz u find him on teh Wurd Press page ub faces? Or duz u juss a man ub hiddun
talons?
Rodent!!!
o noes!!1!
jess playin…pls to ignore
still playin
one more play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly07GWoK9aY
:blush: fanks fur bein payshunt whyle ai figgr owt stuff
kthxbai