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no lub 4 u!
*snurt!*
Dat wun on teh rite looks like hee reelee meens, it, too…
kitteh no moov
yeah! no goes anewear!
wee stays rite heer. an yu givs us katnip an gooshyfud. NAO!
Iz our bed U only sleeps here when we allowz it
plz 2 add moar floofie pilloes!
Ai can has hangin chad?
Noe, but we mite let u haz a blankie
but only if you brings some nip and gooshie fud furst
Hoo iz Chad, n Y U wontz 2 hayng himz?
Fire at will.
Fire at Will???
Hang Chad???
Dis b wun tuff fred.
*fallz on floor laffing*
Get it, Will, Chad, Fred??
Sumtimeyzz i just krak msef up!!
u crakk me up 2 cween.
Q. Wye iz dat man runnin awai?
A.Dat’s Will an he duzn’t wanna b shooted
Andy kepez awn running.
Evvywun jumpt 4 Joi.
Joi jumpt bak…
Evvywun wuz eetin, dreenkin, n fealin Merry.
Merry gotted disgusstid n wint hoam…
Abowt da tiem dat ekspreshun caim up wun mai frenz hab a liddul boi naim Chad. Awlwaiz wundured if she new she maikd a misteak.
Dat sownds fare….
But wut duz teh Florida Supreem Kort sez?
Floareeduh Spreem Kort sez “U can haz noe kawnstitooshunnle rite 2 voat 4 hoo gitz 2 sleap awn bed.”
Spreem Kortses are fur hyoomans! no prolbem fur cats!
Kort wuz addressin hoominz……
hahhaa great one! nao I gets it
Soopreem Kort says we appoint u bak on teh bed.
It no matter wat teh majority sai.
Teh Chikkin Supreme cort wabes rowst chikkin white meat at kittehs, then puts meat on floar on ober side ob room. (Teh chikkin supreme cort is often suspected ob bias tuwards noms.)
G’nite, Sleap tite
Ai can haz a pilo???
HAPPY BIRFDAY MISS LION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r u hassin a fab-tasstikull day????
Oh yes Ai am! Fank U sew muchlee!
Dis is a berri hapi dae!
Oh, I finkso dis bee verreh good cake furr u!
For teh sweetest lion:
http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/animals/lion/lion-picture-10.jpg
Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Dat caek is jus ****TOTAL OSSIM ****
Ai don wanna cut it into peecez 4 2 eet.
Ai wants 2 shaer it wif eberybuddy but nawt cut it!
*scratches hed, finkin*
Anuvvur fing ai Awlwaiz wunnered abowt “hab caik nd ete it tu”
’sacklee
Tis teh byootie ub teh innurnets.
Wee talkin bowt nommin it on heer, an wee goes back, an bye golly, deres
dat cake, still all in one peece! Teh gift dat keeps on gibbin!
Ai Lub teh majik heer!
Happyhappyjoyoy hippity hoppity birfday!
Ai bin doin teh hapi hoppi birftail dae danse awl dae!!!
Wif a slight limp!
*delimps you*
YAY….Bai teh power uv Ceiling Cat, wif teh halp uv {{jd}}
Ai can wok agian!!!!!!!!!!
*happytail dansee awl ober teh ruum*
Teh kwestshun is………………………
Wil AI eber plai teh piano agian???????
better dan doin it wiff a slight imp.
Dey can getz u in trubbull.
Dey sew slight, Ai trips ober dem!……………
HEYYYYY, dats hao dis happend 2 begin wif! Trip n twist n SNAP! ow…
How did ur MRI go????
Inqwiring (nosy) donkeys needz too noe!!
Berri well aifinkso…Fanks 4 askin…
It tuk 1 hour sew Ai red mai buk N den dozed awf a bit. Ai wil find owt teh results on Friday dis week.
OOh, teh waiteeng……….do not want!
I ses WOLS* furr u dat it beez good furr u.
*WOLS bee teh Donkee’s new sneeky made up wurd furr teh Speshul
Rekwests. Stands furr Words Of Lub.
Dey has power! Yase!
Did yu put in wiki? iz gud wun.
U finkso is dat good? Fank u, gwgs!! I not fink it has dat speshul….
hm….zing. BUt I r verreh flattured u sed dat. {{{gwgs}}}}
nawt ebreefing hab tu zing tu be gud. Tu muxh eksitemint can be weerisum.But maibe datz bcuz ai’m owld.
I finkso u has sed a Verreh Wize , dere.
Wol iz teh owl in Winnie teh Pooh.
Dats awl AI bin doin…Hurry up n waitin!!!
*stiks out tung* Ppllllttttttt
Surgery IS going 2 hapen, dey jus needs 2 no hao badlee Ai ruined mai knee
B4 dey go in.
{{{{gentle hugs}}}} oh, an nees ar importnt. yu feel betr, yu heer??
**big hugz bak** Fank U whiskers!!
I had an MRI wunce. Dey wur looking foar my brayne. I furgowt to ask iffen they fownd it.
**SNERK!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*insert CAT scan joke here*
I has a lazy today.
Doan furget teh Lab work.
YASE!! We has teh GMTA!!!
****lubs Romeow****
HA!!! Sew tru 2dai!!
Silly donkey!
Can sumwun beez creeatib and fill in dis blank?
Silleh donkey! Kicks are for ________!
(Trix ref FWIW)
trids?
yase, butt…wutt R deez trids?
*finks fotfullee…*
iz a frarturnitee. DDD teh tri-ds.
r they…..trolls wif 3 legz??
foundz trids
http://www.charlesmarshallcomedy.com/Jokes/groaners.htm
dey libs in tridville & are kicked by troll
*snurt*
trids live in tridville. trolls kick dem
Line iz **silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids**
Ai am usually a bit fastur but 2dai Ai haz teh brain fade…
Awl Ai can fink uv is, Uuhhhh,
kicks are for stoopey ex husbins!
nd sumtiemz fur da huzbumz we stil haz. Ai heer main furijing in da kitshun rite noaw problee eting fingz he shunt hab nd den wil hab 300 mg. blud shugur. ai tel himhe shunt du dat nd he lafz at me. sumtiemz ai fink he wantz tu dy rite naow. nd sumtiemz ai fink wud be gud. nd datz nawt nais.:(
*snick*
*hugs. mai kitteh cheks yor knee. cat scans aer free. She meows inna high-piched vois tu du teh ultrasownd. She nods solomly and walks up tu you.* “It iz mai dignowsis dat yu’ll need tu cut back on catnip, internashunal ski slalom rasing adn parachuting off mowntins. surge-ry fore adding Pippi Longstalking strengf adn plugin foar ICHC direkt access will bi minur, du tu yore existing superpowers.”
WOW……
gib a littul / taek a littul
But wil Ai eber sing agian?
u can sing naow?
Sortof. Mushly inna car oar wear no-wun else can heer me…
Ai can carry a tune inna bukkit iffen Ai tri reel hadr!
Ahhh, sew nao we noe whut happend to Lolrus’s bukkit! Yew bin
kareyin’ tunez arownd innit! I’z gonna tell! He gonna wants dat
bak, yew noe…preferbly wif fishies innit, nawt tunez.
U’ll bee abbull too play teh piano!
Furr teh furst time!
/snurt
*SWEET*
Awwww…misslionforu, I didn’t kno dat u had a bad knee.
“Bad Knee…bad bad knee.”
Dere, I juss shammed it into being a better knee.
Hope dat halped. Well, at least it didn’t hurt.
{{{{{misslionforu and her bad knee}}}}}
Oooh, good ideer!
Naow I will beets it wiff mah Donkey Cane!
Wait…wutt?
Interesting how “shame” contains the word “sham”, isn’t it.
You have reminded me of a post I wanted to write.
…awlso containz teh werd ‘ham’
Ironikull, iront it?
indeed
Oh noes1!!1! Blast!
Teh shoe fits, and…it’s ug..wait, can’t it be endearingly
amusing?
*sigh*
Guilty as charged.
/oink
*SNERK*
Ai wuz jus pikshurin U, shakin Ur fingur at mai knee, *hehehe,
adn scoldin it adn shakin ur fingur N scolding sum moer, adn mai knee is, liek, cowering down n ‘bearassed adn pitiful adn sniffles n sez she wil du better n B strawngur 4 meh….WOW, Thx!!!!!
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
There! Nau u behave, or I’ll cum bak and gib u anudder tung lashing – and u know hao ruff dat can b.
*Romeow struts awai awl tuff liek, wif chest held high*
Sumtiems, u juss gotta sho dem who’s boss.
Misslionforu, u tri to keep dat knee in line.
lOl…..YES MAM
Fanks sew berry muhc.
Ai haz 2 go adn git redy 4 mai momma 2 B takin us owt 4 dinnur tonite.
TTYL eberywun!!!
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AI WANT 2 FANK U AWL 4 TEH MOS WUNDERFUL BIRFDAI SILLYBRASHUNS!!!! BIG HUGZ ADN LOTSA LUV 2 U AWL!!!!!!
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Buh bye for nao
Teh floor? I hab noe problums wib dat.
*opens huuuuge bag ob catnip adn empties it on floar*
Dat’s my pillo.
*gets owt biiig floofy sheet wib dangly strings*
*dangles strings to straighten them out. Honest!*
That’s my blankie.
Adn I’m nawt sharing.
*turns back adn folds arms*
Doan fur-gitz da liddul bwankee wif da lowd kreenklee pay-purr innit…
*crinkle* *krakle* *shuffle* *catnip mowsie flies thru air mysteriusly from teh top ob teh blankie tu teh bottom* *crinklecrinklecrinkle* *smels ob rowst chikkin adn tewna juice fill teh air*
Nao ai haz a hungree!
I can has new shus. Kitteh can has new tissu payper anna box.
So much fun watchin, I forgetted to get teh kamra owt and take piccies.
Ebrybuddy happi!
Spshully teh guy at teh shu stor whu got all my munny.
Sharin’….we’re doin’ it NOT.
and NOT(ty)
:SHOCK:
Um, ur shocked? Kittehs bee notty furr not lettin owner on teh bed. Why doo
dat shock?
sarCATstical shock…an’ mai :SHOCK: smiley dint werk…oh, well
Try an 8 and then a – and then a O
Type them together
like
rite?
Yep!
fanks, dawn key hoofy-hoof-hoof-hoofy-hoof
I suppose noaw u fink ur TALONted.
*snurt*
Git it, huh? Huh? TALONted?
Ah, I killz mahself….
BRASSUR!
No, eye knot talon-ted. Fur star-terz, mai naem izn’t ted.
Fur an otter, ai *promise* yew, ai’m going tew fore-get haow tew mayk dat smiley befoar teh nite iz throo.
wen teh word shock didnt make buggie eyed smiley wuz cus wuz in caps…….. try small letters
: shock :
well, lessee…
ai’ll bee dam’ed (sed teh beever)!
Four commintz – awl eeted by werdpretzel.
*growls*
Ai nao haz a angree.
Awl ai wuz doin wuz tryin to giv Kafleen a peanut butter parfait. *sigh*
No gud deed goes unpunished.
Ohai, {{{{ romeow}}}}] glad tu noze mr. happy getz a hoam. Fankz fur being awn hiz teme.
mr. happy.
*tries not to snerk*
leeza!!! LOL!
:80: Did ai du a dubul ontondur? dint eben mene tu!
iz just leeza’s durrrrrty mined, gwgs.
I didn’t mean to b misleading. HappyCat duzzn’t hab hims forever home, yet.
I juss had to gets him outta teh shelter, and since dey wuddn’t ‘dopt him to meh, I had a fren ‘dopt him.
HappyCat will stay in mah bedroom till we can find hims hoomin slayves.
In case ennywon didn’t see teh odder posts, it’s cumin at you again!www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
Dat tuk me to search page nd ai cussed abowt it bcus uzully dat paje wont let go bak tu heer.
If you right click a link, you should get a little menu that says “Open Link in New Window” Then when you are finished, just shut the new window, and you haven’t lost your original place.
Saves me lots of waiting now that someone showed that to me.
I lub dat spreshun. So troo, so troo.
*slurp* ai can has one too?? ples?
Uv korse. Tho werdpress just eeted anudder commint.
Mebbe ai logz owt & den bakkin.
werdpress eeted mah commintz earlier todah.
stoopy werdpress.
ai logzded owt & bakkin 2
OK. Tryin agin.
*offurs enuff peanut buddur parfayz fur ebbreewun to be sharin*
…
*hopes Kafleen seez dis… and dat werdpretzel duz nawt be nommin it*
It wur teh thawt dat cownted!! See mee below, dantsin down teh street?
I is wurkin on a cartoon drawin furr u whiskers.
*snickur*
I wills send it on a snail.
*hops round happily!!*
YAY!
ai luvs gettin teh snails frum yu!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DOnkee goes off dancin down teh street wiff a happee!
OMCC — ai jus ansurd, an werdpress nommed that, tew. Ratzafratza*grumble*
Hao iz yew, Kafleen? Ai misses yew wen ai duzzint seez yew fur a wile.
*wuz dansin wif a happee, but nao goez to powt inna corner cuz werpretzel is bein sew meen.*
U cum owta deer. Hop on mah back an weez will goe hoof wp’s butt.
Hold on.
Here ya go:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kafleenthedonkey/2626818646/
dat is purrfik!
*sniff* Nao ai kint eben see teh pikshur.
*collapses in a heep uv teerz*
Doan it juss figgur dat wurd press wont let u see it get its butt kicked?
*tries too make nightshayde laff*
email me and I’ll email you back with the pic
*pats nightshayde on teh bak* iz okai. no cry. yu has teh reel donkee right heer fur yu to tak to. an teh res of us luvs yu to!
*hands ovr industreeal size hanky* *also big bar of choklit*
{{{{hugs}}}}
::::::hops on dawn key’s ear::::::::::
Awwww.
{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
I feelz ur payne. wp wuz beeing meen 2 mii tother day, 2. WP b an ekwul oppurtoonitee irritant. Wii haz awl had ower turn in deh barrel, so 2 speek. Adn 4 doze uv u hoo hazn’t, just stikk arown, u’ll git yerz.
Yup, life at my house.
Oh shur.
I goes to sleep on teh floor, where is ur snorgles and skritches, and teh tummeh u likes to lay on?
U’ll be sorreeeeee……
Looks just like my kittehs!
knose hurtz. ai jus whamed it inno mai husbans sholdr, bai accidnt.
******
tha is mee seein starz.
*jentlee cumfurtz whiskers*
Kwik – get a toklit IV fur Whiskers!
*starts Catbury Milk Toklit IV*
*Whiskers seems to b cuming around*
Whew, dat waz a close one!
Tell ur hubby to keeps hims shoulder outta teh way ov ur noze!
usully whut ai bang it awn is him. sucks.
ai am sur, yu musta seen a pictur ov mee, maybe in teh cheezfrenz picture folder?
yu mus admit, is a big knos.
I lubs dat nose.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥mwah!♥
will u b my friend kafleen
I didz….I sended u rekwest.
*offurs whiskers a helmet spesifiklee diz… dez….. maed fur hur noez*
*adz stikrs to teh helmet, an pics of teh cheezfrens, tehn prances awf*
Ifn yu wanta see somone els wif a squishd knos, CO posted a knew Winston vid clip todai!
Oh mah starry eyed surprize, sundown to sunrise
I danse awl nite, we gonna danse awl nite, danse awl nite to dis Kitteh
Ah Sugar, danse awl nite to dis Kitteh.
*brakez teh pyootur*
**Handz nightshayde gnu pooter**
*and a chokklit martoonee.*
*adn a YNG*
*perks up*
I
m
beyond
irritated
*Goez owt beyond Irritated….. (It b a small town in dhe Boo Kneez)… adn
*sittingz down on deh grownd wif NS.
*Wii sitting on deh grownd kuz dey gotz no park benchez.
I brotted sum Bayleez!!
*Porez dem eech glass.*
Cheez!
*Dey proseed 2 finnish deh bottul.*
(homerspeak on)
Mmmmm …… Bayleez ……
(homerspeak off)
*tries this without being logged into wordpress*
…
Teh grownd is kwite sawftee heer — noe need fur benchez.
*sipz teh Bayleez an enjoyz teh breez & teh company*
Kthxslurp!
{{{{{
nightshayde
}}}}}
Nao it eeted a commint (wich ai did “edit-copy” befoar postin)… an wen ai tried it agin (wif “edit-paste”), it told me I had already sed dat.
…
How can I duplicate a comment if I haven’t made the comment in the nawt sekkund place?
ahh gwasshopper, dat is fur u tu ponder!
Nebermind
:heddesk:
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wherez ur hatz
Hey, bunny! I sended u fren rekwest!
Ai took it awf. Doan need it 2dai. Feeling a widdle melon-collie.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}}}}}}
*pats gentlee wiff hoofie*
Fanks kafleen. I fot ai’d cheer maiself up wit sum colorful text. Trying to maik cweenmj style messages.
Awww – hoap teh melon-collie goez bai-bai!
HOWD U DOO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws self down an bows ellebentee to nativeca66!!!!!!*
I’m not wurvvy! I’m not wurvvy!!!!
Akshullee doan quite noe yet. WP let you use sumfing cawled LaTex. Iz uh typesetting feature. Ai fink ai need to go bak tu mai practice lolpic fur a bit til ai git teh bugz wurkd owt.
ooooo
i chex it owt!!
I bowz two!!! dat wuz a BIG surprize!!! I like it!!
*sits at feetz uv deh master*
**gitz owwt notepad**
?
??
Mebbee weez cuud geyt tehse kittehs tugevver azza teem adn haz thems attak teh Wurd Pretzull;
Taht wuud geyts thems aowf teh bedd foar shure; tehn ebbereeboddee wud bees happee; (xcept mebbee Wurd Pretzull, hoo hazzit cumming enneywaiy!!!!)
‘ebening, cweenmj
*sniff* i has a sad
Howz all dem Kittehs all fitz on teh bed atta saim timez? Onlee takez 1 of mai kittehz 2 takez up mai hole bed!
ohai tk………… duz ai member crektly………yew libs in skeattle? wut part ob town yew lib? ai am in auburn but werk at boeing renton
skeattle’s a BYOOTIMOUSE city!
Tortiss kitteh awn the left luks liek mai Polo kitteh.
lemme cleer teh dustbunnehs 4 ya
excuzime, but are you missing the orange and white cat? cuz we found one that looks exactly like him from the side i can see. found in brookfield, il. if you think it is your cat leave a comment ill check back here soon. =] by the way, i wont give him back to you unless you can describe him. (i.e. marks, eye color, sex, nuetered/spayed or not.) so be prepared for questioning! thx 4 readin! :]