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free spirit kitteh thinks outside teh box
i awlso do nawt follow wut societee tellz me.
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need bigger box!
Congrats on tawp spot of a 10-way macrame, Ayla!! Drinks and dansies?
Concatshoolaces on bein teh tawp uv teh 10-way makramay fur nawt sekkund, Ayla! Drinkses? Danses?
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Ai finkso weez gunna need a biggur Tybooteek!
Conga ratz, Ayla!
How bout a cuba libre (libre = free = for free spirit kittehs..?) for silly brayshuns?
ai’d raver jest has a rum adn coke, ef dat’s okeh wif yew! ai’z nawt tew fond ov teh lyme.
sure, cuba libre minus teh lyme coming up, m21k!
*puts m21k’s lyme in own drinksee*
Oar smaller kittehs. Hmmm. Akshually, a box mite nawt be teh bestest thing to think in fore a kitteh. I rekkomint sum snuggly arms. Dat iz mush better fore thinking in.
kitteh messin’ with Schrodinger’s vibe.
Himz indipendint
Himz thinks outside da box! Congrats on ur tie fur nawt-sekkund!
Tye Booteek! Yay! Adn on speshul fore tudai, we hab elebenty ittybittykittycommittees. Dey aer trying to dezine a new mowse, after their last mowse project (kode-naymed elephant) pruved a hard sell.
If u bild a better mouse, teh whirled will beat a path to ur kitchen chairs and stand on toppa them, screeming.
*haz a cunning plan adn puts hiz kitchen chairs on teh roof.*
Beddur idear:
http://www.dinnerinthesky.com/index2.php
Ai doan’t fink Ai’d liek dat. Ai prefur terra firma – an teh moar firma teh less terra!
YUP!!!!! Agwee
*Looks at picture, passes out cold*
EEEEEEEPPPP!!!
Whut if yoo need to go…ummm…yoo noe…
“U shooda gon b4 we gotted 2 da restront”
I fink for that they has ‘outhowse in teh sky’.
Luk owts below!
I think I’m gonna hold off on this until they has “Underground BUnker In teh Sky.”
kthxlobbyplz
hey ai droppt mai nakkie!!
I’ve heared of High Tea, but this is ridikkalous.
I thawt High Tea woz when dey put mushrooms in teh cup, nawt sugar.
Hey LCB – I’m sitting here with a tiara and bling and stuff. Just did my nails. Don’t climb on any high things cuz I’m not climbing up to get ya this time, OK
We’ll just settle for OLow tea, OK?
Ur on for OLow tea.
U look stunning in ur tiara and stuff. I promise that for tonite at least I won’t climb up on anything higher than my bed.
U haz low bed, rite?
I wented to a B&B wuns dat had 2 steps up inta de bed. Too sawft.
Whut did u do when teh bears came home?
“Restruums aer on teh grownd floor. Thowse wib first-class seats, teh parachute iz under teh chair. Thowse wib second-class seats are asked tu howld on tu their napkins tight when they jump.”
In teh event teh oxygin masks drop daown, pleez put awn yur own mask befur helpin thoze arown u.
*Passes owt rite nexta LCB.*
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Srsly. Eben lukkin at the pikshur jus gaev meh teh heebee jeebbeez.
…
*shudder*
teh kitteh bitteh kitteh kommiteh duz nawt approve!
o….adn bye teh wai…
**SPLORT**
**WARNING! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! CUTENESS APPROACHING!!**
Awl CCC dryburz 2 ur stayshunz!!1!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
Uh-lurt! We can haz free daown awlriddee!!
**CCC skreechiz up nekst 2 splorteez**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**porez braynz n2 noo brayn sordur owtter**
**plopz krekt braynz bak inna krekt hedz**
**dukkeetayp dukkeetayp dukkeetayp**
**fitz bavvin kapz awn hedz uv m21k, Anukki, n nightshayde**
**fitz CHRG (w/doi) obber bavvin kapz**
**rapz m21k, Anukki, n nightshayde wif softee fwoofee bwankeez wif pitcherz uv liddul kitteh faysiz n shoo boksiz awn em**
Dere naow yawl — Jess rilaks n da comfee chayrz n da Splort Lownj, haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp, n nom sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillinz (4 ur vyteeminz) n yawl b beddurer n noe tym…
BTW, I stokted up awn sordid chokklitz yestiddee, sew dere b plinnee 4 evvyboddee
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Dis b troo IRL — aftur fetchin mai kitletz frum deyz reel momcat, we stawpted bai da Russell Stover faktree owtlit stoar. Datz owr noo restee stawp awn owr ritern tripz. We stokted up awn sordid chokklitz n (bleev it oar nawt) bloo chokklit bunnehz!!
hmmmmmmmmm, ai member sumwun wuz gunna taik a pikshur dis tyme…… hmmmmmmm
Owe foowee …
I fur-gitteded bowt dat … I shure iz sorree jamamakitty … But I b bak awn Layboreeng Dai — I gitz pitcher den…
But da kitletz nawt nom deyz bloo bunnehz yet — I kin mayk pitcher uv wun 4 U…
russell stover sordid chocolate?DO WANT UNCONDISHUNLY
Fank yew Aahz!!! Dat splort sneakeded up awn meh sew fasty, ai dint has teh tyme tew prepair! Whew!
*warps hers warm sofftee bwankee roun hers showlders an sipz awn teh hawt chokklit*
*gets whippee kreem awn her widdle noze*
nao, ef ownli ai had teh kitteh tung sew ai culd tayk cair ov dis pwoblem!
I wood tayk kerr uv dat prawblim 4 U, but mai XYL mite nawt tayk 2 kyndlee uv me likkin wippee kreem awf uvver gerlz noaziz…
dat’s okeh, Aahz. yer sweet tew awmost sorta kinda but nawt kwite offer! ai’ll jest snorgle wun of dem kitteh bellehs adn get teh whippee kreem awl over dem, den dey can yewz dere tungs adn shayr mai treet!
Fank yew, Aahz! Ai wuz starin at teh pikshur, tryin to fink uv sumfing clever to say wen befoar ai noed it, mah braynez wuz noe longer in mah hed. Ai hatez it wen dat happunz.
He’s thinking of stinking!
leeving wun box for another…
“what R U stinking about?”
.
splort
squish
splat
O hai, Anukki! I hasn’t seen u for a whiles! Hope u is doing well.
Well, I sees that u has splorted. I’d halp, but I isn’t aloud on teh CCC anymoar because I was caught taking temprachures and not giving them back.
Oncet u has beed tended to, we’ll visit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DuzypbZmjw
Ohai, LCB, ai dont noze if dat wil wrk. So menny fings nawt wurkz fur me. Liek yur 2torial. Ai getz mesij abowt ” plugin dint initiate” Enny sugjeshunz?
I’d tell u to cut teh green wire, but when we tried that last week there were… complications.
IIRC, u sed u has a older computer/operating system. The trubble might be there. So u can either a) have one of teh firemans bring ur computer to me to look at or 2) get someone there to look at it 4 u.
Sry, that’s teh bestest I can do. My magical wand is in teh shop this week.
Dat wurked – wun uv mai favrit songs. Thx Gma
I gotted U awl taykin kerr uv, Anukki — C uhbuv…
Anukki! I writed a “o hai” to u but WordPriss eeted it. *pout*
How u is?
O hai LCB! Hai 2 U 2, Aahz of teh snorglishus blankees and dee lishus hawt chokklit drinkie wif teh whippie creem onna tawp. I got sum on mai liddle nose tu. Liddle kittehs are comink frum evvywares tu lik it offa my bitty noze. Did yu put teh wurd owt that they needud tu be watching foar this eventual… ebentu… happening?
Mabye. That depends. Does u like that? If so, than yes, yes I did. If not, then it was teh trolls.
i’m gonna get owt uv this box… and see teh whirled!!
doo yu vishulise whirled peas, kitteh?
dis kitteh eets hims peas wif honey, aifinkso!
peas wif honey?
NomNomNomee
Yeah. That way they doesn’t fall off teh knife.
*hedesk*
And then whut happened?
tyme fur teh obvius pome……….
*Opens Big Book o’Poems*
*clears throat in a literary manner*
*reads*
A boy stood on teh burning deck
Eeting peanuts by teh peck–
O wait. Rong poem.
*flips pages*
Aha! Here we is:
There oncet was a man from Nantukket
Who–
*LCB is yanked offstage*
iz farver bak inna buk……… starts out wiff
ai eetz mai peez wiff huney (no one else will eet peez wiff me)
OIC. Hay, those pages is stucked together. Wif some amber-colored sweet-smelling substance.
Wif little round green lumps innit.
yer cyoot
Ai eets mai peas wiv hunnee
Ai’ve dun it awl mai lief.
It maeks teh peas tayste funee,
but it keaps dem on teh nife.
Yep, dat’s teh pohem awlrite!
ai new ai cud count on sumwun to pull frew!!
“Dey maik da peez taist funny but kepez em awn da nife” Mai gpa teeched me wen ai wuz liddul.
Oar peez wif kerritz…
…
**Dewin bestist Forrest Gump voys**
As mai momma awlwaiz sed, uh woomin hoo cukz keritz n peez n da saym pot iz unsaniterree…
Iz dat anything like Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
Confooshis say dat, nawt teh Forist Gumps.
no i go dere, you stay here
ohai, leeza-b!
wehn ai readed ur commint, ai thinked uv dis post over @ ibkc:
ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/2008/07/plotting-pettibones.html
mai not sew good eye-koor – coordima – look-at-same-fing-wiff-bofh-ais – lemme show u it:
dat wus 4 dacatwizard, obveeshullee.
ah, well – ohai tew *all* cheezfreenz, ob korse!
Shoobawks full uv kittehz — WANT!!!
…
uh-oh….
*ka-SPLORT*
aw, dam!; furst, hedache, naow dis…KA-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORTY-SPLORT…AAAAAN’…SPLORT!
nawt agin!! scooppy skupy… blablabla… zuka joe bubl gum… chawklit shaek… dere! o, an hab a boalr hat!
Here U go oobark:
**putz da bryanz dat haz been scoopeed up bak in u head, leaving owt da hedachee parts**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov braynz owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2 hoald hed 2gevvur**
**fitz bavvin kap awn oobark’s hed**
**fitz CHRG (w/doi) obber bavvin kap**
**rapz oobark wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul kitteh faysiz n shoo boksiz onnit**
U rest eezee naow n comfee chayr n da Splort Lownj.
Has sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp, n sum sordid chokklitz 2 hep U gitz ur strengf bak
gang kew, queenbee an’ teasel2…muchly needed an’ ‘precimated.
fang kew, eben…grrrrrrrr
I gottid U awl taykin kerr uv, nightshayd — C uhbuv …
No room in de inn!
2 kttehs are thinking abowt thinking outside teh box
a 10-wai ty!!! iz da sum kind of record? dere shud be much silly braid shuns at teh ty-booteek toodai!
con-grat-shoe-laces tu awl
oh adn gud ting ai wearz mai 50s bathing cap to work or ai’d splort in front of ebberyone.
I haff bean wayting 4 teh 10-wai mackiemay!!1!
yesh tis maiB a knu bestest evfur! huray harra!!
cheezpeeps aura teh qwick-wittiest conga rats dancin awl round!!!
Ai fink teh rekord iz an 18-wai tye!
taek dat, schrodinger!
Gud wun, Mumrik!
i wus gunna sai dat but i cudnt ‘member hao tew spel schrodinger!
Dat duzn’t matter – u can spel shrodiger juss howebber u liek!
*lol*
wikipedia r mai fren.
Don’t tell cweenmj, or she’ll want wikipedia for her fren, 2!
bet cweenmj alreddy haz wikipedia as fren.
everboddee her fren, right?
Everbuddy eggsept:
Anarchists. (They doesn’t like royalty.)
Baby weasels who is too yung.
Canoe-heds
Diseased fish
Echolocating shrews
Frenless fellows
G…
gyes wif bloo eyz
haetfull owls
ise creem, teh man hoo dryevs teh truk
Jerx
Klingonz (dey haz problemz wif intertube access)
‘Lergik to kitteh peepz wud doan liek teh kittehz
Maniacal wurld leederz wut doan liek teh kittehz
N…
Nutterz
Ornery folks
Peeplz hoo snoar
Q..
Can we redo ‘C’?
I fink insted uv canoe-heds, it shud be Charlie.
mooving on-
Quilly porkeepiney peeple
Rancid potato saladz that wuz left owt in teh heet
Sewer ratz
Hay! Whut does u has against having something against canoe-heds?
Trollz
Uvver trollee types
Vermins
W…
can we redo ‘E’??
EDOUARD IS HERE!!!!
*sighs*
Fine. *ripripripriprip* There. I’ve teared up my A-G list. Just go ahead and re-do teh hole thing. I’ll be outside eating worms.
kthxsob
NOOOOOEESSSS!! No werms LCB!
You is full ov win an ossim!
*dries tears away an hands LCB a nice shiney fing I ‘found’.*
new it wud cum in handee wun day.
Oh, tidmum! thx! U and gremlin is my best apprentices.
*grabs extry handful of worms anyway because they is gummi worms*
Oooohhhhh! Gummi werms!1!
Yummers!
*halps LCB owt (oanlee expectin gummi worms in return*
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Asinine peepz wut doan liek to see udder pplz havin fun.
Borked (sense uv humer)
Charlie (’nuff sed)
Daynjeresslee bittur pplz
Edouard (Tropikul Storm mebbe Hurricane)
Fritefullee fuglee on teh insied pplz
Grumpy trollz
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… (ooh, dots!)
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Xerox repairmen hoo doan do teh job rite teh nawt sekkund tiem
Yucky meen pplz
Zero-frendleeness pplz
*wates fur hur gummi worms*
*Gives nightshayde and tidmum each a canoe full of gummi worms.*
Fanx LCB
……..*Wanders orf to bed wiv canoe full ob gummi werms an a hawt chokklit*…..
nom…mnff ..chew…mnnnfff …nom..
.. Nunnite cheezpeeps.
..*stuffs moar gummi werms in cakehole..mnffff..mom ..chomp…
*finelee getz arownd tew nommin teh gummi worms*
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[HOMER] Mmmm…. gummi. [/HOMER]
I has a feeling that our sugar-filled tidmum is sleeping wide awake right about now.
Sugar Filled Tidmums! Try them today!
Wye nawt? She’z gawt ebbrywun els naow!
her haz been werkin rilly rilly hard on herz fren list………….. ai wait pashuntleeee an den
pounce!!
Ai juss wate till peepl ask 2 be mai fren. Teh ownlee wun Ai axt wuz mai son!
Did he acksept?
Yiss – ebentshoolee!
Ai goze nd radez MJz hu wunz nd den enny dey hab . Just borowing, yu noze. ai wil treet dem jently.
kitkay: recobbering wikkiholik fynds releaf in ICHC. (and noo obsesshun, 2!)
And thay all rolld ovur an teh one fellz owt.
fore littlol munkeys jummpin in teh bocks,
won falled out an…..
in a far ago time ,da kitteh eshcapes da pwison of (drumrool)unamaginitive!!!!!!!!
fishy kitteh
Hey! Fishy Kitteh! Gud to see yu – hao’s teh gnu howse? Bet yur a happi Fish to be owt ob skool an awl teh fambly tugevver agin, huh?
hi ambercat!!!!!!!!!!!! da hous iz WONDERFUL and iz bery nice to hav everbody tagether again an yesh iz great to be FREEEE from da shcool an da best part is……..IZE IN OREGON!!! doez da happy dance
fishykitteh
nightshade! gess wut!-gess wut!-gess wut!
(iv shee wont i weel) wut?
well, seberal dais ago, ai wuz panicking becuz ai had bot sumfing and coodn’t fined it. Yesturdai, ai wuz in mai kit-chin, emptying teh trash, etc., an’ ai happened two luuk daown. Tehere wuz a nuther bag awn teh flore, an’ ai thot it wuz awlsew trash. Wen ai pickeded it up an’ luuked insighed…*wuz teh stuff ai had lawsted*!!! ai faounded wut ai had lawsted! ai had SUCH uh happytail!
Yay! An it diddint taek a hole yeer to findz it! Datz wut happunz in mai howse…
Ai swearz, ai nawt ment to lib mush lawngur…can’t taek awl tihs pan-ickiness!
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Oh, little dot, howieyesya.
All teh live long day.
/trots off, snurting
Dat iz da win. Ai nebur finez until ai baiz nu wunz.
Saint Anfunny iz offen helpful in such sichuashuns – an he duznt caer eff u Catlic or naut.
Wut? Wut?
read up wun spawt
Lookit teh bebbehs!
**SPLORT**
Rut-roh. Branez felled owt.
Rut-roh! Anuvver wun!
**CCC skreechiz up nekst 2 rhsb**
Hoald awn rhsb — hep b heer!!
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov braynz owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2 hoald hed 2gevvur**
**fitz bavvin kap awn rhsb’z hed**
**fitz CHRG (w/doi) obber bavvin kap**
**rapz rhsb wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul kitteh faysiz n shoo boksiz onnit**
*whew* Gotted U jess n tym, rhsb — U rest eezee naow n comfee chayr n da Splort Lownj
Has sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp, n sum sordid chokklitz 2 hep U gitz ur strengf bak
Ai wunse tolded Josie hur cud FINK owtside teh bocks but no poopin owtside teh bocks!
Wisht ai cud cunvins Kinsey ob dat.
luls.
Teh kewtness iz major hazzard 4 hoomans.
Yu stoal mai thotz.
Any kitteh forgets hims number spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh loses hims mouse spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh playing grab-tushie or fighting in teh quilting spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh not in hims bunk at eight spends teh night in teh box.
Any kitteh caught smoking in teh prone position in bed spends a night in teh box.
You get two sheets. Every Caturday, you put teh clean sheet on teh top, teh top sheet on teh bottom, and teh bottom sheet you turn in to teh YNLB. Any kitteh turns in teh rong sheet spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh with dirty pants on sitting on teh bunks spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh don’t bring back hims empty pop bottle spends a night in teh box.
Any kitteh loud meowing spends a night in teh box.
LCB, u da bestest.
(Kool Hand Luk ref – such a grate moobie! N Pawl Nooman ta boot.)
*some time later, lolcatburglar discovers teh kittehs hab made coins wib pictures ob knights on them. Now they can spend az mani knights as they liek in teh box!*
Oh, if only I hads a coin wif pictures of knights on them for every spent knight I’ve had.
hmmmmmmmmmm??????
Oh, nevermind. Keep moving. Nothing to see here.
wuz jus habin the NB thots of spent knights………. sry……….mai bad
Then u and I is thinking teh same kine of thots.
Race u to teh NB!
Pfeh. Teh nawty barn ams where awl teh funs peoples is.
Ai wuz habin teh saem thots!
Drat. Yew & LCB awlreddee beet me to teh NB.
*strolls lazily to teh NB*
Oooh – prittee flwr.
*sniffs flwr… sneezes… moovz alawng*
Hurry up, nightshayde! We is havening our first meeting of teh YNGs of teh Round Table.
Well, it’s not a table, eggsactly. It’s teh round people-catchy thing, but did I menshun teh YNGs?
No dawdling!
Sry — hadta finish teh alfabetikul list abuv (wif noo entreez fur A-G).
…
Nao — heer at teh ppl-catchy fing. Where ar teh YNGs?
how abbott heem?? teh dark 1 ?
http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/black_knight.jpg
A liddle too “Type-A” for my tastes.
Not very well armed, is he?
tis only a flesh wound
Come on ya pansy.
Wattr U gunna dew? Blead awn me?
oooo… knights…. almost as gud as fyremens….
is that a lanse in ur armor or r u happy to see me?
oooh tis a sad inna mai searches
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/05.10.01/gifs/knightstale-0119.jpg
ohhh…. he wuz a grate knight.
and changed hiz starz too.
RIP.
Xcept yew mite needz a can opunur fur gettin to teh knights… den awl teh kittehz wud kum runnin & fingz mite get embarrusin. Plus, yew haz to watch *bery cloaslee* fur teh sharp edjis. Cutz in …. um … *playces* … DO NOT WANT!
Sumwun let teh cat owt uv teh bag… um… box… oh, nebbermynd…
Ohai, Maus. Loneleee goatherd saz 2 mii dat u mite lik an LOL Ai made. Ai onleez hab 2, so iffin u wants 2 goes 2 mai profile u can luk at it.
(I tried 2 sen teh linkee a loooong teim ago, but it got eated, aifinkso.
Kthzbai
Fanks teasel. I has too admits taht yer pic is a liddel disterbin to me…
Ai iz sry.
’s OK. Sum peeps heer wud say I wuz alreddy disterbed…
but, but teh kittlin is takin teh mous tew safeteeeeeee…….. nuffin disterbin here
Thx, jamamakitty! Dat’s awl seh waz doin, Ai’m shur ov it!
wud a kittlin speek a misstruff tew a maus?? nebber!!!!
mah kitteh jes plaies wif de mausese…den ai setz dem free!
itteh bitteh box kitteh commiteh looks on in dizap…dizapp…dey no liek him….
dey Beez oster…ostra..oestrer….shunning hymn…
Indii kittoon iz smart. Verii smart.
Kittehs stoar eesily in bookcase.
They stoar easily, yes, but they doesn’t stay stoared. U spends many hours retrieving and re-stoaring kittehs.
LCB, yU mayded mii a laff—
yU shure no yer kittehz!
dey duzznt stay in alfabeticul orderz??
well, kitteh knot nose der “A,B, Seize”…datz Y dey spell lyke dat. Aifinkso.
Dey doo stay in alphabetikul order, it’s up tu yew webber mew comes befoar meow.
Iz teh CCC steel heer? Ai needz tehm sun. *SPLORT* Liek nao.
Ifn u fink autsaid teh bawks, u can doez lawtz uv fings. Adn u duznt haz crampt in wif udder kittehs.
4 teeny grey striper fuzzeh kittehz!!!!!!!!
* must go medit8 on Xtreme kyootness…*
Ooooomm
Oooom,
Ooom,
Oom,
OMG!!!
2 heck wiff speary-chlol, non-matereelol–
gimme, Gimme, GIMMEE!!!!
‘majin being surroundid bai awl taht snuggly, shmoo-tastic kitteh fluff!!! ZOMG!
yesh, bedder tahn a softee blankee. And a hole bocks ovv possum-shayped chaulk-alots!
iffen u knot shure hoo dat fren was, maybe knot a fren?
juss seyin.
*creates elebenty accownts and maykes dem AWL frends ob OOBARK, ‘coz he wants OOBARK tu feel lubbed and welkomed and appreciated adn speshul in guud ways adn a wunnerful ICHC riter adn a good frend*
00bark!!!1!
Mebbe ebil troll Charlie eeted him?
… oar mebbe nawt. Datz kinda disturbing.
ii B yore fren oobark. Onlee I Beez 2 lay-zee 2 set up my “bloo akkount” . Mai bad.
Sew long az yu’re registured on ICHC, awl a purson haz tu do iz mayk a note ob your username, then go tu they’re own page, adn replayce they’re username wib yourz. It’z a little cumbersome, but I down’t alwayz remembur tu put the URL for my home page in, adn I imagin obbers down’t alwayz remembur eiber.
L00k cheezfrenz, Ai haz a bloo noa, jus becoz Ai follol’ed cweenmj instru..instr00k… wut she sed. Thx, cweenmj! An Ai nut eben on WeirdPretzel…
…an’ yore wun uv mai frenz naow…o-fish-ully…but ai still haz a sad…shood bee uh whey to tell hoo un-frended yoo. Rite naow, fore tihs moanment, ai taik mai sad an’ go a-whey foar a bit. ICHC duzn’t knead mai PLEH-fulness.
bbl…an ai meen POSTING…later…dunno wen.
Mebbe waz accident an dey didnt meen tu unfrenz u.
Tehre be goggies.
Get in teh boks !
wholey jeeperz!!!
dey B lyin’!!!
let sleeping goggiez lye,
dat’s whut ii awllayz say…
Neber, eber, tayk teh wurd ob a mediebal muzikal instrument. They’re awl lyres.
Tee hee! *snortlez*
Is it just me or the left kitteh in the box is cute beyond exploding head?
I concur.
Fink dats teh implodid hed. Dat kitteh am so cute dat just wun look at hims an BOINK! you hed implode, turn into black hole, stroy teh yooniberse.
Berry danjeriss, dis kitteh.
let sleepin’ goggies lay,,
taht’s whut ii awlwayz say…
dis apost’ 2 poast above, after BCS
Kittehs in boks r Easy Spirit kittehs (syze seben, pleez).
Wel, kitteh finks aowtsiede teh baux becuz tehre bees noe moar ruum iyn teh baux; soe naow hims ar a iyndepehndint finker;
Iyf tehre ar enny neu paths tuu bees forgeded, hims wil bees teh forger;
Iyf enny paradigms ar tu bees kunsidured, hims wil duu teh paradigming;
Yesh, jes liek Staur Trekk, tuu boaldlee goe ware noe kitteh haz ebber goned befoar!
Or tu sliep til a sibling gets outta da baux.
Ai hadda absolutelee charmin dream a cuppla nites ago. Volunteers came in busses to scientifically test kitty cats – how well they can learn, their reflexes, problem solving ability, etc. Each volunteer chose a subject or two at the beginning of the day from a large group of homeless, but very friendly, kitties of different ages. Then they took them to various test sites to see how fast they could catch a catnip mouse on a string, catch a rolled ball, climb to the top of a pile of boxes to retrieve a treat. Volunteers took data carefully and observed if their subjects improved with repetitions. IF they wished, they could take their subjects to lunch with them.
At the end of the day, they were given the option of taking their subjects home with them. The busses going home were full of people with kitties!
Might just work!
**Sigh** Dreem of hevin
Your Shroedinger’s experiment.
Let me show its failure.
Aww…. dat’s so cuute… I wuvvitt
Hello. And Bye.
Wow, what a dummy.
Got nothing else to do but troll?
“Charlie, Chhhaarllloleee, wayke up yU silly sleepy hed…”
Hay, guise, look! I go into a crowded room and start flailing my fists around. Then when I hits people — get this — they gets irritated! Ha! I is so clever! First one EVAH to figure this out! Stoopy people, all they has to do is ignore me but instead they try to reason wif me like human beings but I just keep flailing! Whoo! I am SO impressed with myself!
Plz to be giving me my Nobel Prize now, kthx.
thank you
So that’s why you are using it then?
*snerk*
And your point is….
yeees…?
Love your LOLz Charles, so original so witty
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Charlie/
Believe everything you read online? Good. I have a bridge you might want to buy. Dirt cheap. (Two million? That all? For a meme that outclasses anything on the Comedy Channel?)
So someone comes up with a nifty idea, gets paid handsomely for it, nobody is harmed in the making of this money… and the problem is what, exactly?
Well, at least we now know that there is one living descendant of Oliver Cromwell.
ai is NOT a “baby” – ai can has 40 yeers old.
Ah, yu see, he’s uzing teh intartoobs, not teh internet.
We knew we had to come down to your level.
*rolls his eyes and gets a double 6*
Sorry, you lose this round. By, oh, 1200-1500 years or so. Come back when you know enough English (as opposed to American, which is a different language) to discuss whether what I am typing is, in fact, English.
“shun teh unbleever….shun, shun, ssshhhhhuuunna…”
So you hate a bunch of people you don’t even know.
What a loser.
If you take your IQ, add your shoe size, then raise it to the power of your age, you will still get a lower number than my IQ. We’ll discuss who is the moron when you can reach a level I can look down to without the aid of a telescope.
I wouldn’t worry about Charlie. He reminds me of some of those tiny yapping dog breeds – all bark and no brain. (And definitely less courtesy.)
Hey, I think he deserves an Ignobel Prize, or possibly a Darwin Award, depending on EbilMaus’ response.
Somehau chollee-boy iz more obnozious den mozt
*wunners iffen any kittehs know ob a good “Summon Druid High Priest” spells. Dey had sum GREAT wheys ob shunning!*
Candy Mountain!
I cood knot poat teh youtube link 2 this ole favoryte: go 2 candy mountain 2 sea it.
*sets his alarm clock for the year 3000*
Ai haz a sad… Charlie, y00 jus don unnerstandin…. Y00 nawt eben gud enuf t0 be a TROLL.
oh, Mist yoo? (Mist, as in teh German sense ob “Mist”)
plz 2 B comming back whin yoo cant stay so long!
Buh-bye. Doan let teh door hitcha… less dan elebenty tiemz.
…
*shaeks hur hed*
…
So sad. Fur jus free sentz a dai, yew kin keep Charlie & udders liek him sprayd wif “Scents uv Humor,” iffin yew kin find sumwun willin to get cloes enuf to sprayz him.
…
Bet heez orinj – an nawt in a gud helffy snorgalishus life-affirmin way.
poor charlie wanted to play
sadly though he had nothing to say
Yu can powst webby links, but yew need tu miss off eberyfing before teh www.
yoo meen de wuns wut b named “ceasar”?
*runs ober to meowtoob tew trai n faind de eddie izzard clip*
Orinj wuns iz poysin… Bet Charlie gotta faek tan!!!!1! Tee hee, watta wowser.
But teh orinj kittehz is nawt the poyzin!!! Oanlee teh orinj mowsies (an teh orinj trolls).
Heer you go:
Llyma weddi’r orsedd o Lyfr arall
Dyro Dduw a Duwies dy Nawdd;
Ag yn nawdd, nerth;
Ag yn nerth, Deall;
Ag yn Neall, Gwybod;
Ac yngwybod, gwybod y cyfiawn;
Ag yngwybod yn cyfiawn, ei garu;
Ag o garu, caru pob hanfod;
Ag ynhob Hanfod, cary Duw a Duwies.
Sry Ai cannot translate it fur U. Iffin Ai dooded taht, Ai’d habe 2 kill u ded.
does dis refers to stonehenge? there were a few trubblemakers there too
Ooops! Befoar teh w w w. (Spells it bery bery carefly, sew az nawt tu confuzzle teh Wierd Press.)
Charlee rimynz me uv dat oald prawvurb:
“Iz beddur 2 b sylint n b thot uh fule dan 2 speek n rimoov awl dowt”
…
Charlee haz rimoovd awl dowt…
…
Gotz 2 goe naow evvywun — I b tyrd frum werkin n da stoodeeyoe awl afturnune n gittin da camra n tellyprawmptur reddee 4 uh greenskrean shute 2morroe… Yawl haz teh funz!!
Noes, this bees a Welsh Druid spell an tehy doan lik 2 associate wiff teh Ingland wuns cuz tehy r trubble!
(Nawt az baddie az teh Romanz, tho)
Prollee that Chollee couldnt do it! Chollee green, green , green