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Halp!
Get me owt uv heer
Hay ebreebuddee! Iz Werdycnan’s birfdai todai!! (aka Lucy Pevensie & No 1 in particular.) Her beez 16.
Wii cud wishing her a happee birfdai awn teh 9 am (ICHC time) lolpic?
DK
happy-happy-joi-joi!!!1! happy-happy-joi-joi!!
Oh, to be 16 again!
Happi burfday to Werdycnan!!!11!
what flaver ob birfdai caek is you habing?
Ooooh, hao deliteful!!! Happitail birfday 2 U, Werdycnan! Sow young and lubbely! *smooch* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
dans dans dans hop
twirl jump twirl bow
curtsy dans curtsy dans
twirl hop hop bow.
Menny happi returns of teh day! Here, have sum confetti:
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Looks like dai cud get liddel bit bizzy……….. ai wants to wish LilCheezNip teh happiest sweet sixteen birfdai dat seh cud ebber wish for
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1698280
{{{cheeznip}}} ai will do mai best tew return during normal lolling hours….
jamamakitty how iz it
hay DK, Werdycnan axed if we cuds have a partee for her tomorrow insted uv todai, sinse she had familee stuff to do todays. So maybe we can do it for teh 3 am cheeztime lolpic tomorrow??
Wii’ll jus hab to telling her to look awn dis fred too!
uh ohs.
I just maded a ‘nownsement on teh next thred to has a party tomorrows!
just last nite herz sed seh cud – yes – get online today………. ai gess we luks tew see if herz online
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congratulashuns on nawt seckond!
Ohai annipuss! Con-CAT-enayshunz awn gittin da tawp spawt agin, dis tym wif uh 4-wai makrumay! U can haz sillybrayshun dis moarnin? (oar afturnune ware U r) Wat U wontz?
Thx Aahz. Ai ownlee juss seed ur postin.
Ai haz bisiterz cummin dis weak, soe Ai iz bizzee tryin 2 maek teh howse luk a bit moar respectibul. Dat meenz Ai hazn’t tiem 2 plai awl dai az ushuul!
waol, ifn U b werkinz 2 kleen da hows, U neadz sum nys koald limminayd oar sweet tee … oar mebbe sum sweet tee wif limmin innit
**pores annipuss beeg tawl glas uv aysee-koald bevrij uv herz choys**
Cheez!
Antenna just rite. Stae where yoo is…
Ai wuns had 2 hab teh TB antenna awn mai hedd 2 get a gud pikchoor!
So… you had a Geek Hat (with Antenna)?
Yiss – lukked kiek dat ennywai!
Ai wares deh foyl on mah hed. I can has gud reesepshen fur ebrey buddy.
tuff spot!
hope yer nawt lissening 2 “Accept”
though it does luk lyk yer “balls to the wall.”
(’80’s metal time warp!!)
Naw …. Cat Scratch Feevah.
win
Note glowing red eyez on Ozzi Osborne kitteh — or izzit Gene Simmons?
Sign of the Demon Kitteh!
rock on kitteh!
*paw pump*
Play Freebird…!
oo! I gets a free burd too?
Wow, dat shur wud halp wif teh groshuree bill!
ohai, rhsb! ai wuz gunna say nuffing an’ keep dis az a sir-prize, but…ai jus’ did mai furvest-frum-lassed capshunashun uv uh lolpic…wun uv yoreses.
O hai owl how gives
hedache an’ hedache-sleep-innerrupshun bai tree dwelling maintenance hooman…PLEH!
U?
…oopsiez…submitted anuver capshunashun uv teh saem pic.
ohai Leeza! Guess wut? Iz be a cibic hollydai todai in Awntarryo. I R getting paid to plai on ICHC!!!
Hao wuz ur weekend? Hao iz Heartworm?
ohai DK!
The weekend was bizzzzzzzy! I need a weekend to recover from teh weekend!how wuz urs?
Hartwurm is… sweet, but she gets scared VERY eesily. Plus she doesn’t seem to be eeting well, seems to have sum kind of gag/hiccup thing when she tries to swallow, may be another trip to teh v.e.t. in her fyooture….
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/07/freebird
Look at teh second pic. Cutest lil rock n roller u ever seed.
I put some stale Triscuits out on my terrace on Saturday that got rained on and turned into mounds of soggy shredded wheat. I waked up this morning to find a whole passel o birds nomming away outside, including a red-bellied woodpecker. Kid Liam was beside himself.
LCB!! Dat sekkund pikshur needs a CERIUS splort warning!!!
DONAWT ATEMPT TO LUK AT THIS WUN WIFOWT WARING UR CHRG!!!11!
Oh, yeah. Whoops.
What 4.5K sed. Let’s be careful out there.
yay! teh lcb is back! an bwings gweat tweets… taht is so kyoot, than-q fur da warning 4.5k! taht wus close.
Ai noes! Gud fing ai wuz waring a showr cap!
Need sum fortiff… fortaf… moar strawnger anit-splort fing ifinkso.
*goes to finding dark chonklitt to nom*
LCB: vrey kewt!!!! Kid Liam sez, “Fanx fur deh snax!”
Kid Liam sez: Thx 4 teh entertainments! This is teh bestest channel EVER!
basement cat is in Ur basses
basement cat
basedrum cat
baseguitar cat
awl our base are belong to tehm?
All ur bass are belong to him.
And he eated ur tweeter and chased teh woofer away.
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Did himz ate trax, 2?
Yes he did. It was real. Too real.
{flash backs} *shudder*
Good thing I didn’t menshun teh wax cylanders.
Whoops. I menshunned teh wax cylanders.
WAAAAATE UH MINUTE!!! NO EATZ TWEETERZ! THEM’Z MAI CUZZINZ!
Diz iz wut happenz wen ur kitteh lissens 2 teh rock muzik played bakwurdz. Him turnz in2 Satan kittheh.
Iffn u lissen 2 countree muzik bakwurdz, u get ur howse bak, ur wyfe comez hoem, ur dog comez hoem, u get ur job bak….
… and you stop drinking …
In dat caes, Ai’ll stai lissenin 2 it forwurds
Dat’s whai ai nebber plai countree muzik bakwurdz.
Maus: lol lol lol …
LOL!!
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ackshully, ai fink ai’ll skip teh countree moozik an jus gitz mahseff a drink
Thass teh best eye deer yet!
…n U gitz owtta jayl, n da reepoe man givz ur truk bak (wif gunrak)…
luk at teh ayes. dis kitteh am teh wemote kontrol, aifinkso!
mornin’, cheezfrens!
Affernoon heer! but Ohai m21k
okey okey…sum cheezfrenz awn teh oder syde ov teh pond. mebbe frum nao awn ai jest sez ‘ning. dat wurks fur morNING adn eveNING. haodat?
Ai wuzn’t crittysizin, But dats wye Ai juss sez ohai!
mai feeling (ai jest haz teh wun) wusn’t hurted, annipuss! ai’m teh gamer, yew’d tink ai’d be memberin dat dere’s pplz awn teh oder syde ov teh pond, but sumhao ai alwais seem tew furgotted dis. gonna tye teh string ‘roun mai tayl to miimind meh aifinkso!
itz iz 8:16am heer
Dis amp goes eben loudr dan elebenty!
Kitteh luks a bit stonded. Mebbe him lissenin tu Darc Syd ov teh Moon.
An maibe watch “Da Wizerd ob Oz” wile lizzenin’??
Oar watchin Aliss n Wunderland wyl lissnin 2 Jeffursun Ayrplainz “Wyt Rabit”
Ooooooooh!!!! *jumps up and down*
Aahz, geyt tuu teh paurt bowt teh Cheshire Cat!!!!!
Ohai CKK!!
**duz bestist Sterling Holloway impreshun**
“Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbul in the wabe.
All mimzy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe”
…
“Can U stand awn ur hed?”
O, n 4 ur vyoowin pleshur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnqbBgYZmI
Da loonatick iz inn mai hed….
There is a fountain outside my offis building that is a black pyramid. Every time I pass by it I hum that song to myself.
kitteh jest tri-N tew hear himz muzic, partmint has papathin walls adn teh mgmt maeks heem plai volemum atta 2.5 outta 30 ? poor rock kitteh
cookies adnz root beer floatz for evrybody
ownli ef yew haz carb-free cookiez adn root beer floatz. ai’z awn South Beach Diet.
Awl fuds an drinkses heer iz carb, caleree an alkyhol free!
en dat kayce, maek myne a dubble!
1 moa resun 2 lub ichc
speekin ov drinkses, congratyulayshuns on not sekund swiftsy kitteh annipuss!
u alreadee has drinkses?
lol tiz funneh
Flip pix on side an is laik final Terminatur 1 shene were awnuld iz krushs.
Ekshept is kitty an nawt awnuld
yahbut….ai’ll b bak jes duzn’t has kwite teh sayme reeng tew it, yano?
But kitteh DUZ can haz luk awn fays liek “Astuh luh veestuh, bebbeh”
“Lol be back.”
LCB!! Dat sekkun pikshur needs a CERIUS splort warning!!!
DONAWT ATEMPT TO LUK AT THIS WUN WIFOWT WARING UR CHRG!!!11!
C aboev.
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This is a pleas for lots of good thoughts from the cheez frenz. Our bebeh kitteh ran out of the house yesterday morning and we haven’t seen her since. We’ve left the door open for her (after securing our other kitteh safely away) and put out gushiefud and called and shaken the treats and all of the other little tricks to get runaway kittehs home, with no luck. She’s only about 4 months old and we’re all just heartbroken. Please join me in asking ceiling cat and the other powers that be for her to come home safely!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1669632
{{{m21k}}} I iz crossing mah pawzes and hoping fur the best
I hopes U finds her soon. U must be so worried.
{{{{mom21kitteh}}}} {{{{bebbeh kitteh}}}}
I hoapz n praiz dat bebbeh kitteh kumz hoam sune…
gud thots from heer 2, iz veri skeery 4 u an teh bebe…
i really hope the sweety returns 2 you soon {{{{{mom21kitteh}}}}}
*sends wishes to cc for a save return of the bebeh*
mai 6 yo too-legs bebeh boi spended most of yestidai cryin’ kawse hims teh wun dat left open teh door tew long adn let teh bebeh run owt. him wus gud tho adn kame adn tolded meh rite awai sew ai culd go luk fur her. owr hearts are breaking, but wii’r still hopin her will kome home soon!
{{{{{{mom21kietteh&bebbeh kitteh&6yoboi}}}}}}
I hope yu findz yur kitteh suun.
Oh, {{{{{mom21kitteh}}}}} We is prayin fur a sayfe reeturn. Pleez 2 b keapin us posted. Mah littel wons has dere pawz togebber an we iz bowwing 2 Teh Grate Ceiling Cat as I’z riting dis. We b distraut.
{{{{bebeh boi adn mom21kitteh}}}}
hims needes too.
fankyew eberywun! wii nao weturn yew tew yur regu…nomin…teh lolz yur customed tew…
{{{{{m21k & son & bebbeh kitteh}}}}}
oooh kitteh, oooh kitteh pleez com hoam
hopes & prayers & guardian angel kittehs
Keapyng awl ov yuu adn yuur famblee iyn owr thots;
Ai wil saiy a prayure tuu St. Francis ov Assissi, teh patron saint ov aminules, taht yuur kitteh cums hoem saifelee veree sune:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ mom21kitteh & her famblee }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{mom21kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ai hoep yore bebeh kitteh returnz hoem saefly an’ sewwwwwwn…sending hopeful thots yore whey.
{{{{{{{{{{Mom21kitteh an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
We will be praying that your kitten comes home safely, and soon.
hevy metal kitteh sez:
11? dis on goz 2 30!
Dat mayks hims kompleely a metal kitteh! Hims eben maykes Spinull Tapp refurences. Smell Teh Gluv.
“Smell teh CHRG”?
“Spyn-LOL Cat”
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Awlsew deyz laytistest owlbum “Cut liek da Cheez”
I iz stuk b tween a lolcat n a reelcat.
Gud plass 2 b.
…’speshully if reel cat iz purring.
I haz a brayne fades – how does I add dis to My Favorites on my profyle?
saem heer…eben cheked foar Dr Strangelove’s pro-fyle, but had no lukk. Ai’m a chron…kron…ai furget awl teh tiem, sew, dis tiem, ai nawt ask, an’ lib wifout did lol in mai Faboritz.
Duz u haz deh Mac/Safari??? u can klik on recaption this. U will b abul 2 favriting frum dere. But u will haz 2 re-riting deh capshun. Datz wut peepz telling mii enneeway. I haz deh Windoze/Firefox so I haz deh favrit buttin rite on dis page.
Yes, ai duz hab a Mac, an’ yes, ai on a Safari. Fang queue, Yore Magesty!
Ai didded it! Fangs again, cweenmj!
*bows humblee*
I liv 2 serv.
That looks exactly like my cat!
Haow teh hek dyd kitteh ebber geyt bak tehre??
Her muste rlly bees jammyng tuu herseylfe, becuz her iys rlly jammed iyn teh korner; probly haz nuffing tuu duu butt humms tuu herseylfe untyle her geyts freeded!!!!
Yew mite bee surprized at teh number uv ‘im-paws-iblol’ places kittehs can get to, cheshirekittehkat, mai fren.
Dis is Fluffy Jones on WKAT, an we iz playin’ the hits! Somwon get mee cottin puffs, mah eerz is bleedin’…
i has teh saym soun sysm
OH HAI.
Hai