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kitteh is not impressed to get the brush-off
Conga rats on yur nawt sekond nawt sekond
Yesh! Conga rats! How u want celybrait? Wahnt dancy adn drynk?
i might manage some tea, but i’ll decline the dancy.
this kitteh cat does not dans dans dans…
Otay. Ai habz Earl Grey! *Maeks pawt ub tea 4 Puddy_tat*
purrrs. thanks.
Ai fink iffn u gibs Puddy_tat earl grey, him will go pfffttt!
yes but since this is virtual reali-tea, i don’t object…
*maykes anubber pot, this wun ob Yorkshire Tea, adn yet anubber, wib PG Tips* Dere. Dat shud satisfy eben us tea maniacs. NB: pots wur pre-warmed. Awl tea wib milk haz milk put in teh cup furst.
*smiles*
Oh noes! I forgot! *maykes two moar pots – one wib tetley tea, teh obber wib typhoo.* Gotta hab variety!
An plz sum limmin fur teh silleh ‘Merikunz in teh howse.
*grins and gets owt teh lemmons, adn mayks a pot ob Charleston SC tea fore thows wu aren’t comfy wib TTI’ers obsessibly strong brews*
This TTIer lieks her tee nawt 2 strong an wivout milk oar shugr oar lemmon. Ai lieks jasmine green tee, erl grey, an sum herbul tees.
Ai muss get 2 bed naow – ment 2 hab an erlee nite, but az yooshual staid playin!
G’nite ebryboddee, g’nite.
nunnite annipuss. I tried to go to bed a while ago,but I has a lap full ob Hazel.Iduzzent wanna wayke her up.
I got to go to bed ….*Puts Hazel gentlee awn pyooter chair*..
Sweet dreemz cheezland..Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sweet dreems, Hazel an annipuss.
Sowwy, corse Ai meanted Hazel an tidmum… Stoopie speshul glasses furr computurr (eye glasses, Ai meanz!). But sweet dreems annipuss t00! An awl cheezfrenz!!!1! Is nitetime in TTI…
*silleh ‘Merikun taykes limmin 4 tee*
fanks, ns!
Ooh! Ai can haz Tetley?
Mowst certainly! Silly TV cartoon characters nawt inkluded, tho. Thows come seprateli.
I tawt I taw uh Puddy_tat! Con-CAT-enayshunz awn nawt-sekkund n tawp uv da makrumay! Haow U wanna sillybrayt?
thanks – dunno really – it is nearly bed times…
How about sum hawt cocoa? thatz our favrit.
That iz wun cool lookin abatar yu got ther Puddy_tat…
Did yu draw dat?? Mi sun iz 13 adn lykz tu draw…
yu n yur mom chek out my profile by clikin on my
name heer and go see. He drew teh pic ov Amy Rose
from Sonic….
thanks – but there’s a few pots of tea already on the go.
no, i did not draw my catavar – i have not got the artiness, a friend drawed it for me
Ah haz a prowd! Puddy_tat iz mah sonn
Dubbl yay! Da famblee da lolz 2gevvur staiz 2gevvur!
Thaz so wunnerful! And yu pikkd relly cute namez tew!
Iz nawt problum iffin yew gets yer furnichur to match yer kitteh.
Teh kitteh luks sew sawftee & velbetee — ai wantz tew rub mai faec in himz fur!
Mi 2! *Rubz aginst kitteh adn getz scrachided* Ow!
Psst. Aifinkso dat wuz teh brush brissulz. Teh kitteh is teh sawftee wun – an he duzzint luk meen oar angree.
Trufax. Ai maded mistayk. *Rubz aginst kitteh tis tiem* Ooh, purrrr. Iz sawf adn plushii.
although if you has a black and white kitteh, they is good at shedding the black hares on light things and the white hares on dark things…
Itz a gift, rillee.
and a curse
ai haz 3 calicos and one whit kitteh, adn ai nevr has to dust. ai jus wear blak pants thru the hallwai.
srsly.
Bestest tu dew that on a reeli hawt day, just after brushing yur hare sew mani thymes dat yu can heer teh static crackle. Iffen the hallway haz a vinyl carpet, eben better. Yu shud pick up a superb charge, adn awl teh cat hair will come flying.
Dat’s why yu get Nu Super Colour-Chaynging Furniture! Wib Nu Super Colour-Chaynging Furniture, the furniture will adopt teh saym colour az teh cat hair. *Duz nawt wuk when hairz aer multi-colour.
Butz,
Colour-chayngings on teh furniaturez wood b coohl, wib 8 lolcats all different colours…
Sycha…
Psicha…
Cyca…
Preddy colourzes
mai funture start 2 change coluor soons it get home.
Kitteh hare gets ebbryware
Hay! Ur uh powitt n dint nowitt!
I nawt has problem — I gitz rid uv hayr I doan neadz
dat’s funneh…so does ai! itz awl up in teh dwain ov teh tub ebery tyme ai takez teh shower!
Kitteh sez himz sheddin iz haow himz deelz wif ekstree hayr. Nawt prawblim — iz wai himz wuz creeaytid. Ifn hoominz nawt liek ekstree hayr aftur itz bin sheddeded, itz nawt kittehz prawblim — itz hoominz…
happee cat is unhappe
Cawz heez beein treeted lyke a dust bunnie!
Hower u two_kittehs?
*alwaiz wunnered what happened iffen yu crossed a kitteh wib a bunneh.
Ohai, JD!
I gibes u teh spell u wanted on teh last pikshur.
U haz 2 resite it at midnite, under a full moon, an nikked
for it 2 wurk.
(Tellz us wear u be doin taht soes wii can awl come an watch)
*reeds spell.* Hmmm. I woz in teh Rhonda Valley in souf whales foar unibersity, sew I know how to pronowns welsh. I’ll do dis nekkid iffen yu bring teh fyrewimmin tu – uhhh – assist, yes, assist me
Ov coarse! Az long as tehy r ackom…akkomp….come wiff teh firemans!
(mai fambly bees frum teh north ov wales, but mai mommakitty was stationed at a hosspitall inna Rhonda Valley durin teh WW2.)
*hazn’t vizited north whales much. Been tu Snowdon adn Portmeirion, adn did sum hill walking on sum ob teh northern hills. Beautiful countryside. Mush better than the valleys, imnsho. Mowst ob my visits tu whales owtside ob university were to Hay-on-Wye, teh nytemare ob bank managers teh wurld ober.*
I iz impressed taht u can pronowns welsh! Iz bery, bery hard, aifinkso.
.
Teh north is beautiful, but I habe only been der twise. On mai nawt sekkond trip I had a BritRail pass an tooked teh trayn frum wun endz ov teh Rhonda Valley 2 teh udder an bak agin, jus soes I cud tell mai mom I had been there. Seh members it bery differently than waht I saw, but 4ty years makes a biggie diffurance.
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Sew, why iz Hay-on-Wye teh nytemarez 4 teh bankers?
we will need to count the fyremenns and fyregurls when u r finnished wid spell
Wuzzent dere a picher uff a aneemul dat luked sorta lyke a kitteh an sorta lyke a bunneh? *runs off to look in the lolbuilder*
Ai fink dis wuz teh wun u meened.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-catdar-engaged.jpg
I iz gud, I was at the Nashnul Gallry of Art dis Caturday
eating deh gelattoz
and luking fur Tribble
but couldn’t find herz…
If Uz gibes me Ur cordinates may beez I can beamz U
U wuz at deh Nashnul Gallry uff Art on Catturdai? Eating deh gelattoz! An Tribble cudda cum?!
Haz u joyned cheezfrendz yet? Den u cood e-meow mee! (Corse den eye still haz tu battle huzband tu reed dem! Eye izz sew far behine.)
yu sweep me orf mai fetez
Ifn wii haz sweepin joeks, tehy gitted (dust) panned.
Dis iz a literary kitteh. Dey hab deir own vurshun of Broom Wib A View.
Oar thespeeyun kitteh — “2 Brms Riv Vu”
wow wheez gawt 7 way tie!
wut quik tinkerz u guise r!!
Iffen we awl synkronyz arr waches, adn iffen the admins gib the exact thyme ob teh next lol, we can see how mani we can hab tyed befoar teh serber explowds.
*Gonna brush hair rite outta mah cat*.. la la la la
how is your Hazel kitteh, tidmum
I thot U mentioned that herz was under the weather
Ohai two_kittehs. Fanx fer askin.
She awl sore an bald face
She hadded a surgery awn Caturday fer teh biopsees an stuff.She got stitches in her sholder where dem took big piece ob skin
She berry qwiet an nawt her nermal flumpy blimpy self. Juss sleepin an washin.*sigh*
Awwww. {{{{{Tidmum}}}}} an *jentlee* {{{{{Hazel}}}}}
Fanx nightshayde.
{{{{{tidmum}}}}} {{{{{Hazel}}}}}
Fanx Aahz.
{{{tidmum+hazel}}} fanks fur teh update tidmum
I keeping mah pawzes crossed fur herz
sew srry 4 yore babeh Hazel, tidmum!!!
*wishes happeh, healing fotes to Hazel and tidmum*
Fanx yippee!!!
{{{tidmum n hazel}}}
i hope sheez all bettr adn bak tu hur ol sef reel soon.
{{{{{{{{{{Tidmum an Hazel}}}}}}}}}}
An hao iz teh stuff dat got awl soggee? Iz beddur nao?
Ifinkso iz awl dry,but teh portabul teebee r ded.
I hazzent oped teh skylite since den.
Bloomin rayne! Is teh summer an we is awl goin rustee!
{{{{{{Hazel Kitteh}}}}}} an tidmum!
Fanx poohbear3931.
Awn me iz cawld frekulz. pleh.
Frekkles is sweet gmwgs
Kined ub yu tu sai but du nawt agree. ma lyed tu me wen she sed day wud goze awai wen ai groo up. oh, maibe datz da problem. we hab tu getz owld but nawt haz tu gro up.
Nebber groin up,me. Nuoh. Nebber.
not growen up is not problem . u in lotza gud company
noe owtfyt iz kompleet wifowt kitteh hayr!
Sew troo!
Ohai ebreebuddee. Yu mite hab tu sillybrate wifowt me. Mai fren iz cuming obur nd da fone repare gy iz spozed tu cum. Ai gawt da blooberry piz baiked finely so yu can hep yurselfz. Anni , wil yu traid me sum blakberry jam fur sum blooberry?
Ai nebber had blooberry jam – nawt 2 fond uv blooberris as froot, but mite liek dem better in jam.
Hab fun gmwgs ♥♥♥
I juss finished ma last pot ob hoam mayde jam.
I finkso i make Plum dis yeer. Nom Nom Nom
Ai send yu sum tu den. nd nabur just brot sum pluotz frum hur tree. Wy yu dont just cum obur nd getz it nd hab sum tee oar sumfingz
#I’m leebin awn a jet playne#
#Hab sum tee then fly bak hoam agen#…….
OOOOOoooo, eye LURVES booberry pi!!!!
eye wuz finking ’bout going owt N2 the feeld behynd my haus after it coolz down and pick a bunch ov whiled blakberriez! I fetch yoo sum and mayke jam 4 yoo!
(and 4 awl cheezfrens)
Yay ! fankz . ai lubz it. haow naiz tu hab rite owt da dor. ai lubz tu go pik dem tu. Scratchez ar nawt eben wurs dan frum kitteh.
that iz so troo aboat teh skatchinz…(mmm blakbaree cobblr!)
adn i nebbur seed a ssssnakey eber! i gess day seed me
furst!!
Furry gray kitteh loox lyk teh lint taht cumz outta mi dryer screen!
w00t, w00t—lint wiff ii’s and errs! Dis ai gotta C!!!
(O hai, PercyCat…I lurves awl that stuffs that yU do, to!)
i rote ahn mi paj der……id tak dis litl lint kitteh n a sekund!
jess, oar liek a fuzzzeee cote!
Kitteh juss glad no wun gotted owt da vaccuumm.
O hai, Tribbelol!!! looonngg thyme no sea!
Ohai kitkay,
Eye sneek inn a commentz wen huzband not uzing puter.
Huzbum beddur nawt eben tuch mai puter!
Nacheralley…kitteh abhors a vakume…
Kan tihs be Happy Cat awl washed up? Shurly nawt!
*Ahem*
T00 howrs ov pushin broom
Buys an 8 bye 12 four byt r00m…
I’z a cat of meens
by no meens
Cat of the rode..
ima (wo)man ov meanz by noe meanz…
kink ov da roed
no fone, no pool, no petz
…
WTFreek…no petz,
no fangs!!!
Nawt teh lyf 4 mi eber!
Ain’t gawt no ceegarettes?
…
Ai’m a man uv meens bai no meens, king ub teh rode!
3rd bauxkar midnite train..
destinashun Bangur Mane,
ol worn out suit adn shooz,
i don pay no unyun dooz.
ah smoke old stogeez i hav foun
short but nawt tu beeg aroun, ima
man ov meenz buy no meenz…..king ub teh rode..
(yep, i no da hol ting, dang me)
Mii, 2. Ai uzed 2 lis’n 2 eet b-n sun bai Dean Martin.
Deen Martinz?
“Liddul oal wyn dreenkur me…”
ooo, i nebbur hurd dat vurshun…
taht vurshun mus b about tin minitz long den…
He alwayz had a glass r a sigrhett dint he?
i lyk hiz voyse adn usta watchimz tv speshulz.
(gonna c f utoob hazzit)
Iz fun verzyun, ai finks. Ai laik hiz voyce cuz iz naic. Ai’z seen sum (liddle bit) ub Deen Martin show adn Celebritee Rowsts, but ai lieks in Ocean’s 11.
hearz a nawt bloo link tu Dean Martin,
King ov teh ratpak road:
http://www.youtube/watch?v=TpmZaiORQic
heh seemz varee carefwee…adn therz
teh sig…
Holey Nellie: Naow Ai gotta majur eerwurm!!!!!
funni! iz nawt ne bedr eerwurm ten aqualung…lyk iv
hadda cuppul daze………
Awl eye want izza rhum sumwear
phar awai frum da cowld nite aire
wit wun enormuss chayre
ohh woodent it be luverlee?
Lotz uff chawklit fur mee tew eet
wun beeg kitteh at mye feet
nom nom chawklitee sweetsie treets
ohh wooodent it be luverlee?
Wif sawft fayz, sawft eerz, sawft featz
O wooden nit b luvverlee?
awwwwww
Roger Miller iz awsum…
if i wuz a byrd adn u wuz a fish wut wud we do?
i gess weeed wish 4 re…incarnashun…
I wuz singin Walkin in the Sunnshyne to Esme kitteh jest this mornin.
Well, I was singin ‘Layin in the Sunnshyne Purr a little Sunnshyne purr.’ Poetic lisense and all.
i don tink i noe dat wun, (nawt..walkin on sunshyn,
wich i lubluvluv) mmm, nope, don membr it…
*goin tu utube gin*
(r u teh sumfren i no wif esme kitteh? wif nu nam?)
i foun dis by “bad manners”…i dint lissen tu teh
hole ting cuz wif mi esp(extraslow) it takes tew
lonng. “walking in the sunshine”…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJuKLC9qV9A
oh yeh, i wuz a brownie tew…mus b y i lyk pixies
adn ferries so much…great way tu cross a rivr u
no….
brushing yore kitteh…
yore doin it rong…
how can u tel? teh look on himz face? ai tink, nawt saf!
poohbear wuz heer??? DRATZ…missed him/her!
Yay! I’z bak agen 00bark! But now I’z goin agen… An l00k, Ai haz a bloo t00 now!
Kthxbai, sleep tite 00bark an awl cheezfrenz!
*splort* kitteh iz being dusted… that’s nou good, kitteh iz going to kill us
Uh oh…*Scups up DKOBC’s braynes, puts tehm bak in teh hed, adn titens teh CHRG* U ok, DKOBC? Heer’s sum choklits adn a blankee wif mauses awn eet 4 u. U’ll feelz bedder sun.
I keep loozing ICHC frenz.
:::::sigh::::::
plez tu splain “loozing” ? Iz yu misplaicin dem? Iz yu bettin dem aginst BC, adn playun wif 2hedded coyne? House yu “loozin” peeplez driftin abowt ahn doze pesky elecktronz?
Ai meen, wun minnit, ai haz 100 frenz; nekst minnit, ai haz 98 frenz.
hey owl what iz up with cweenmj shez willnotz talk tooz me
Q: Y u not talk 2 mii now?
A: Kuz u not online rite now.
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If I not talk 2 u it b same reesin…. I not online wen u r.
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Kwit going rownd saying I not talk 2 u.
Dat b berry kareless uv u.
probly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_System
Cynderehlla Kitteh ar taikeing a reyst frum her labor azza charwoman (oar char-kitteh) ; her haz wurked soe haurd awl daiy sweepyng up awl teh hearthses adn skrubbyng floars; naow her bee boane-tyred;
Iyf her waites laung enuff, her Prints Chaurmyng Boi Kitteh wil cumes alaung adn sweepez her rite aowf uv her paws, uusing teh poosh-brum, ov coarse!
Tehn hims wil karry hers aowf tuu hims kassel inna Inglish kountree-siede;
(BTW, tihs kitteh-tayle heppins tuu taike plaise iyn TTI, iyf yuu hazzn’t awlreddy gessed); Soe tehre wil bees teh standurd Faireey-Tayle Weddyng wif awl teh usuooal happilee ebber afture stuf fawllowing teh Weddyng Ceremoanee!!!!)
Ai foargotted tuu addez tihs:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
aww, how romanxic, cheshirekittehcat
i jes luv a happi furrytail endin…
Ai stihl tink scientiszez shud studee propertees ub kitteh hare an fine waiz tu uze it, speshallee as a alturnative fuel source
one tooo tree, one tooo tree, dis iz a test… dis iz a taste
Hairball removers now capable of removing the entire cat.
*smirk*
(OMG!! Teh Dawnkey said SMIRK instead ub SNURT!!! Wutts next?)
Teh sky iz fawling?? Moon lites up teh daytyme?? Sun lites up teh nite??
Dere r sum uddur impossibilities, too…u know wutt dey r, gurl.
*snurt*
*smirk*
Just like my cat. lol
Dis be remyndin meh of mai mummah’s kitteh Beau–whin hims wuz a behbeh kitteh, hims luuuuuved teh scooper to sleeps in, cuz itz curvee lyk a kitteh. We hads to get him hiz own scooper beds!
Naow taht yu hav it kuntaynd, bring it ovur hiir sew ai kan start teh lurvin an snorglin.
And this is why I have….a lint roller.
lool i must do tht wiv miiii cats
lol gr8 pic
my wife has a kennel, http://www.fernersbulldogs.com , she raises bulldog and we have a long hair german sheppard we got from http://www.petgetter.com plus a few cats .. anyway I’m looking for a good vacuum to take care of the pet hair, one that the hair won’t get wrapped around the roller? any help would be great, thanks.
HUH?
o CWEENMJ i has a root beer floatz for u comez out comez out where evry u are