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Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Concatshoolaces on yer nawt sekkund! Drinkses & danses fur yew?
Toklit martoonis for eberbuddy! Cans you tango?
I’z can tango!
*puts awn one uf her faborite dansin dresses*
aw, but I needz a pawrtner. Taekz two to tango yoo kno.
Ai kint reely tango, bawt ai kin lern. U show mii adn ai willz dans wif u.
eexxxxxxccelllllentttt…..
Looks like the evil plan to to shrink the world, or grow the kitteh.
xssellnt. -mr burns voiss-
Wun sied maeks yew biggur – teh udder maeks yew small.
Member wut teh doormaus say . . .
Feed ur hed!!
…
Wen men awn teh chessbord git up adn tehl u were u go,
adn u’v jus had sum kynd uv mushy-room, adn ur mind iz movin sloe,
go aks Alice(kitteh), ai fink she’ll no.
eeeeet meeeeeee
“and teh wunz that muther givs yoo, won’t dew anyfing at awl. Go ask Alice…when she’s ten feetz tawl.”
sry officecat, wee musta posted at teh same tyme.
{{{hugs}}}
an teh wuns thet muther givs yu don du anyfing at all…
cheezbergr maeks u biggr, hotdog maeks u smal…
That one made water go up my nose. Note to self: don’t read ICHC and drink a beverage at the same time.
I recommend that there be large warning signs placed conspicuously around this website.
I ben an ebil frikkin docter, for firty frikkin years, OK?
d.r or u a vet or a hoomans D.R
Is Dr. Ebil! U must bemember 2 ask fur mohr munnies, tho.
Diz Iz Da Voyse Ob Teh Mysterons! DrEbil iz nawt Dr Tinycat.
Uv korse not!! Dr. Tinycat is toooooooooooo kewt 2 b ebil. Him iz so sweet him musting 2 b made uv pure shuggir. How kud ennwun ebber fink dat Dr. Ebil adn Dr. Tinycat wuz deh same???
drn u daiv! jus mist it. o well drink and dans?
As Maxwell Smrt yoos to say “Miss it by dat much!”
wun meeeeellyion dollarz!!!!11!!elebenty!!!11wun
Um.. dats not rly dat mush munnees, dees days.
orly?
I can haz wun meellyun dollarz, Dave?
U ken keeping deh rest uv yer munneez.
speekin ob da munneez, i’d apre… appresh… like it if u gaib gud vots to mai lol if u seee it. its a receet foar cheezbrgrs! it wil hoapfly bee on da vote paige soon, so.. jes. gud votes, plzkthxbai.
Here are sum munnees cweenmj
$$$$$$$$ X wunmillyun.
You can ony spend it here on cheezerburs and toklit martoonis.
Fine bai miiii. U noez I b lubbing deh chokklit martooneez.
wel ifn yu think is tu smal, ai wud releev yu of teh problm…
Moobie kwotes!
evil kitteh evillllllllllllllll kitteh and what iz hiz evil plan
otter eeeebilll hannimuhls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcnEonB04E
Growf seerum. Nawt sew grate, akshulleh.
FTW!!!!
Lebentee burgerz 2 u, fhantazm!!
HEY whyz will u not talkz tooz me
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Plz dew not hazzing deh hissy fit sunny bunny!! I did talking 2 u on deh SOME DAYS U GET THE MAIL fred. But u didn’t talking bak 2 mii! I not b on heer AWL day. Eben tho mai huzbin may disagree wif dat. Wii wented to town, adn werked.
.
Ur name link iz still borked. go bak 2 deh uzzer fred and u will see I tolding u how 2 fixing it.
ofanks, cween! I R teh hungree!
yar, it maek piking up cheezburgerz hard to doez. No want!
i can has revenge?
depens awn hoo u r avengin.
mai vather. ee waz kilt bai a six feengrd mahn.
mai naim is inigo montoya. wus urs?
whiskers…
wurdpres eeted mai comment. ai sed: Whiskers…
wurd press eeted too ov mai comments
whut ai sed waz: whiskers…
dat kitteh so big.
y teh kitteh so big?!
dey is make furrnitur wrong?
Allis kitteh…
iz in Wunnderland…
Aftr teh comints abuv abowt teh song “White Rabbit”, ai kint halp but 2 fink uv taht song. :XP
saim… go ask alice… wen sheez a kitteh?!?!
“pinkie, R yoo finking wut aim finking?”
i fink so brain but how we iz gonna getz furteen chumpanzees to do teh tango?
LOL!
Ai lub dat rooteen!
lol me too
aid like tew liff in a werld taht pinkee an teh brayn ruled. it wud be stranj
I’m in yer dollhaus,
plotting revenge
and how 2 take ovver teh whirld!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgx6XPNUGZo
FTW !!!
fang queue, madamz…fot cheezfrenz wood liek taht.
Wut ai ment wuz: poastid foar teh enjoymint uv awll cheezfrenz
Ai lubbed it!Tank kew for postin it!:-)
moast welkum
Plz, canz help? Ma hoominz drivn Me mad. Shee wuntz 2 C pixurs aftr #90, butt not goe so slo as ebber 3 pages.
Canz hlp?
Mee njoyz pix v. much. Her 2, eye things.
TTFN, Cyabie
if i cold hepl, i wood. sry. is a miss terry how dis stuffs werks.
♫don’t know much about miss terese,
don’t know wut a slied rool is fur…
tankz 4 answr.
Eye B reedn old postzes: “were is wite kitteh in box??? Wantz kitteh bak” N few pix l8tr, is kitteh in box.
Ectually, Eye shud go & werk!??!
Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh!…
Oh wait, dis castle not maed out ov ginjerbred?
Okay, I no eetin’.
hay DR, i iz surpized too c u here. isn u da one who maid da clawment on loldogs about da crazy cat ladys on ichc? or sumpin tew dat effekt?
Wellcom tew mai parler…
Sed teh spyder 2 teh flai? Wer spyder adn flai?
Giant cat is EVOL!!1!1
EVOL yes, but splortaliciously kyoot.
This is one cute little evil kitty.
Doan look at teh evil.
Look at the cyoot.
Releese de kyoot?
“You’re goin’ down Clifford, bwahahahahaha!”
refernz tew Clifford da beeg red dawggie . . . yep himz goin down when him meetz deez pointy endz
KOUS?
excyus meh, rodney, but WTF R U TALKIN BOUT!?! no ufens ment, u jus cormfuse meh.
Instead uv ROUS frum “The Princess Bride.” Nawt Rodents of Unusual Size, but Kittehs OUS.
Thanks MelONyx
np
o! fankew mush. i maiself has a ROUS naimd remus. i iz gonna git anuddr n naim him romulus! or tonks.
dis kitteh ben drinkkin Treebeardz water?
i ment teh kous part, i got teh clifrd ting.
Testing! testing??
African or Uropean?
Wud eeber b caryin a coh-coh-nut?
Oh hai
Mi naem is Prince Chunk en aim frum NJ
Been shawping fur a new home
Dis will dew nisely afinkso
“cute doll house!!!”
“location, location, location!!!”
Ai finks kitteh too big fur haus. mebbeh taykin KGH? (kitteh growf hormonz)
Kitteh gets dem on teh blak cat market.
Todai da interwebz, tumorroh da wurld!
is dis giant kitteh, tiny room, or talented photoshop Rtist?
Dollhouse.
definitely a dollhouse
KOUS = Kittehs of Unusual Size (I think. Would make sense.)
The Princess Bride reference, if my guess is right.
KOUSes? I don’t think they exist.
(WHOMP!)
Oh noez! Teh KOUSes haz attact agin!! *Dibs een wif sord adn grenaids adn saevz 3LittlKitties frum teh ebil KOUSes (tehy wurs tahn ROUSes)*
I hadz a KOUS whenz I wuz bebekitteh
20 pounds of ‘pion……
I fink weiz shud lob warmeded up chop liber….. dat alwaiz mad KOUS berri mellos…
momcat
Thankee for th help, Opheliacat, but I gots dis KOUS takecareof.
No needy swerds or grenaids – I feeds it sum penut buter! Nom, nom, chewwy-nom!
An den distrakt w/ de Kitteh-teeser *teeser-dans, teeser-dans* KOUS grabs fer it, not fer me!
Den, I kin git clos enof to *tikkl chin, scrich eers* an de KOUS flop ovr, lik mi beege kitteh, an shows belly fur belley-rubs, and alls good!
De KOUS is Cheezfren naow!
Ur rite. *Puts daon swerd adn grenaids adn pet teh KOUS*
Test
aced!
was something just erase? I tried to reply to a troll and don’t see his post OR mine,
now.
I finkso wuz erased, Kafleen. Himz been on lots tudai, if is de wun I’m finkin uv…
Durn. I typed such a good response. Wuz good furr all trolls, I finkso. I try
to cut and paste agin, furr G.P.
Oh. Wurd press won’t let meh. Says I alreddy sed it.
Pleh.
Dis erasure ub GOOD and POSITIVE comments=Do Not Want.
Dey may has to erase awl nested comments. I has notissed latelee dat mennee comments r nawt nested? Wunder if de system is borked sumhao?
Fankoo. U has kollar, er, kawl, werked wif sumwun 2 mayk troll repellent? Altho I am fast loosing de thot that trolls r sumtymz fun 2 plai wit.
.
Releese de billy goats!
Weer on teh same page. :/
? I hazza confuzzled?
Wen I replied 2 dis it wuz at de bottom. I hazza bigger confuzzled nao, but I unnerstands ur comment, at least!
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
♥
page elebenty?
re leas da donkiz! dat beez gud wai ta getz trollz…..
sry- I onli getz tim ta tawk lat at nit- sos I neber exactamently noes whutz up…
butz…. I ‘pricates da trool patrool…..
fishy kitteh jus startd redin LOLs n postn agin- dis beez gud fur herz…makz herz happi…. nawt muc elsi iz at da moment……
momcat
awwwh…
pideldy poo! gascat n I wurked hard ta makz mai nom blu…. iz still blak!
mus be da kittehz plan….
momcat
Hai momcat!!
I haz mading a page 2 elping wif the bloo linkeez:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
fank u cwmj-
iz nic ta see yur owt n abot! I reli ‘preciates da helpz page…
duz it tellz me howz ta mak info ’bout me lik kafleen?
I will wurk awn da blu tamarra/toadai…..
I shud gota bedz….. butz Iz gotz da no sleepez….. n i likz ta cum hear… wuz hard dai- spoose nawt happi at wurk ( dat pruddi nermal, but tirein…) fishykitteh hadz a BEEG melti ’bout sortn herz cloz…. sumfin nawt quet wif herz, we no noez whut goin awn….
gascat happi- himz founded a chest ub drawers awl bi himzelf ta ai!
I haz a proud……
fink I will go luk fur joobz…..
seez u lata!
momcat
O hai, gascat!
I finkso if u r logged into ICHC and look next too teh spot
ware a picture wud go, to teh rite, it SHOULD say sumfin
like, “Edit Profile” and u can clicky dere.
*heddesk*
Plz too beh furrgibbin meh. I keeps callin u gascat.
s’ok…
happnz awl da tim…. dat whi gascat keepz telln meiz ta getz mai own account…. I fink dat wud confuzzul peepz nao… I fink ub sumfin soon…
I gibz dat a tri, I lik yur info kafleen……mai dadcat taughteded at sacramentto state meni moonz ago……
momcat
me too
Yase, I saw dat, krelm. I looked furr ur comment under “whos talkin” butt it not
go anywhere wen I click on linkey.
i made good comment too!
Doan dat vex u too noe end?
*shakes hoof at dat feef, wurdpress!*
kalfleen willu be my friend
I most soitenly will! Buttz I had trubbull wiff finding ur profile.
So if u log into your profile and then go to mine at
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/ you can click on
“add as friend” and it will send me the request.
Soitenly!
Butt I couldn’t get to your profile. If you log into your profile and then go
to my profile you can click on “add as friend” and it will send me a
request.
If this doesn’t show up as a “clickable” address you may have to cut and
paste it.
WordPress shenanigans!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/
Wadder bloon in 3…
…..2……..
…….1……..
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*Handz Dawnkee a towel.*
Why, U….!!!
*donkee splutturs and chases cweenmj down teh street!!*
But…. but… but….
I didn’t say deh wadder bloon hitted u!!
I just handed u a towel in case uummm… in case u wanted to polish ur hoofeez. Ya, daz it. In case u wanted to polish yer hoofs.
I noe.
I r spluttering wiff joy and gratitude at the bootifull towel
u has gibben meh and now I muss tell u ub mah …
oh, @#$. You gotted meh. Agin.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*hoofy-hoof-hoof…y*!!!
*?*
i can’t find any of that thread………..and i click on my last who’s talking and it brings up nothing!
I think if they remove an offensive comment they have to remove any comments nested under it, otherwise your comments will be hanging out in mid-air without a context.
My mixed metaphors etc.
OK, makes cents
bai bai Charlie………… can’t sai ai will miz yew!!
I don’t think any of his posts are out there. Can’t find any, anyway. Troll repellant?
we no need troll repellant, jus sum sunnylight. trolls turn 2 stone
inna sunnylight. i finkso….
mebbe phillipe de beaker an igor can build teh spesiul machine?
You can’t sai yu will miss him? Wat did yu throe? Can I throe summit at him? Canicanicanicani?
Did I miss awl deh fun??? I lubz deh trollz. It b sew much fun 2 mess wif dere tinee liddul hedz.
i tried too but it all got nommed bai a big Troll Punishing Nom.
*lures Charlie to Candy Mountain….*
*haz bettur idea adn whisperz in kafleen’s eer…. ‘less get him tu teh nuke waste dump site in yukka mowntain!’
*wisspurrs back to jd*
Ida know, jd, are u familiar wiff candee mowntain????
is baaaaaaaad place….
Ahhhhh. *reeds up on teh broshur, wich iz difficult az demons and imps keep popping intu reality adn try adn tayk it* Owkay, Candee Mowntain it iz.
Here’s a wubblee little songy furr u, Charlie-Warlie the sad
widdo Trolly-Wolly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95P1P6t9dAw
/runs away laffing hysterically like a hyena
Dis guy can solb owr troll problums. Teh biggest problum iz teh goggie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_FQKHQDYk
Frankly, jd, i r mor intreeged bai how dat dumbbutt Mr. Boo
managed too lose a mountain.
Sheesh.
*wishes thur wur sum compleet episodes up there, so yu could find owt.*
sumbuddee like dat wud soitenlee lose his butt wur it knot
skrood onto his taylbone.
I tole charlie tu cum bak when he cud speek English…. then set my alarm clock for teh yeer 300.
3000, shud be.
I likez teh 300 betta.
U kin frow a wattur balloon, jd!!
wipps arown an looks at MJ suspishusslee…
I bets MJ has sum…..
Kafleen!!! Janet b kumming home 2morrow!!!!!
I dunno wut tyme her will b arriving…..oar wen her will b heer on ICHC. But u noez she will kum on line az soon az she ken. I kant wait for her 2 b bak. Wii must welkum her home adn gibbing her a happee.
Eberiwun wib ascii art generaturz dat wurk wib Wierd Press shud get drawing big big happi welkum cards.
Dat b deh gud idea!! Nativeca66 wuz dueing sum berry lubblee ASCII art tother day….. him mading mii a luvlee crown!!! I will need 2 chek himz strucshunz.
dat beez gud idear-
I fink gascat noez hao ta getz to mai asci gemenator…
I haz da Vista…….
momcat
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Gud greefz!! it b 1:30am heer!!!
I needz 2 going 2 bedz. See yawl 2morrow.
{{{{momcat & JD & Kafleen}}}}}
{{{awlla Cheezpeepz}}}
{{{lurkerz}}}
(I see u peeking rownd deh korner!!)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
heer, too. Nite peepulls.
Nitenite cweenmj
Nitenite sweet Dawnkee
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Lullabys an gudnite..la la la la la la laaa….
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Wraps floofy blankees rownd cween an Dawnkee. Tukss in liddle kittehs to snorgle…
..switches orf lite an tiptoes away……♥♥♥
Gud Mornin Cheezland.
Iz 9.54 am here in TTI an gess whut?….
….It’s flippin rainin! Grrrrrrrrrr!
.
We can has Sunnyshine in TTI plz CC?
♥{{{Tidmum}}}}♥
oh hai Tidum…
iz 2 amz hear sos I crawln offz ta bed….. I sendz u sum ub our sunshin…iz in da 90tz hear!
gud nit/mornin….. seez ya tomoro/tadai…!
momcat
Fanx momcat
Sweet dreams ♥♥♥
Onli fires prevent trolls regenerating. In a dungeons and dragns game, I cawt a troll, turned him into mincemeat, made burger patties, adn serbed bergers tu teh town guards.
wutt doo dey taste like? Big chickens?
:snert:
Yes. Ownli problum iz they start rejenerating. Eber seen teh aliens moobies?
yikes!
Raw troll-burgers. Pleh! Double-pleh wen da guards go
splort frum de inside owt.
Wat are you doin? Ur suppzed to be dispozin of Gadget!
Goe goe gadget bawl uv yawrn?
Ebil plan iz ichc keaps crashing mah laptops. waaaaahhhhhhhhh
Ware’d kafleen go? Did ai skeered her awai???
step wun
bekum biggestest kitteh in teh werld
check
step too….
??
step two: make human pet
step tree
strap lazer beems to hyooman pet
goodnight, all; sleep well
goodnite, owl; sleep well
plz not 2 ajust ur set, dis iz a test.
kthxbyee
Evah kittah destroy the world mwauhahahahahahahahah
Velocorappurr from Purrassic Park
Dis howse nawt big enuff fur U an’ kitteh.
yall stole my idea
i sooooo just made one just like that
haha
*Mai PURReshuss!*
(Knot evuhl. Gud! Awl kittoonz gud.)
hello mi fand
Haow kitteh luuves wen a plann cums tugevver; clappes hims liddel pawses iyn glee!
Iys nawt eezee tuu bees ebbil awn a rehgulahr baysis; taikes a lawt ov haurd wurk adn dedykashun tuu bees nastee alla tiem; butt iyt kan bees dune;
S’ funneey haow teh guud keaps awn iynturfeering wif teh ebbil; jes wen badniss finks iyt hazzit iyt maide, guudniss popps up adn reers iyts shiney wite hed!!!
Adn Poof!!!! Teh minions ov CC showes up adn spredd guudniss awl oaver teh plaise jes liek Kween skatters hers kweenfettis ebbereeware!!!
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awww iyts inna doll”z housee
I LOL’D :’D
duzznt cost me a penny…………… you sure are spendin lotsa time on a site yew scoffz at
Yet, strangely enough, you keep posting here.
This place isn’t what you think it is. At all.
Also: you are sick and disgusted by THIS site? With all the sickening and
violent and depraved places on the internet, you are focusing your anger here,
where people are a community the extent of which you cannot even imagine..
There is so much evil and hatred and apathy and negativity all over the
internet, and THIS is this place you choose to be upset by?
We aren’t morons. We are very intelligent people with higher level degrees having fun being silly, and
there is a common bond that is deeper and inexplicable. YOU DON’T SEE THE DAILY MIRACLES AND BONDS AND FRIENDSHIPS THAT HAPPEN HERE. You, sadly, aren’t in
on it, and probably never will be. I would like to see you focus your ire and
ideal (which I think is an admirable one) on a more deserving place. You
have focused on the wrong place.
Was something just erased? I tried to reply to a troll and now I don’t see it.
and how secure are you with life that you have to belittle others? this is an enjoyable site you remember fun don’t you? if it offends you so, stay away!