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Postal kitteh prepares to go postal.
win!!
WE INTERRUPTS THIS LOLPIC FOR AN ANNOWNSEMINT
It’s Werdycnan’s birfdai todays, but she asked for a partee on Toosday, becawse she had familee stuffs to do today.
So tomorrow at 6 AM Cheeztime (thats 12 PM EST, same as THIS lolpic) let’s throw hur a partee. Wif hats and caek and fyrewerks!
(I know I sedded 3 am in teh last pic but dere maybe be some CA kittehs that wants to join us 2, so that seems 2 b teh best compromyse tiem)
Dat sownd like a plan?
If so, we returns u now to ur regular (or irrelgular as teh case may be) programin.
Sownds gud leeza!
fanks fur da update leeza-b!
we shall par-tea tomorrow!!
ackshully I had forgotted til DK reminded us this morning!
so fanks goes to DK!!
Yayz! ai haz a par-tay tewmorrow! fank yewz!
hay! dat wuz sposed to be a surpryse!
lol! ai iz a teen sloof, bemember? lol!
Hay Werdycnan! Happee happee sweet 16!!!!!!11! *schmoo*
Der R sum birfdai wishes fur u awn prebious fred.
DK
yesh……… ai sent teh birfdai greetins yer way
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1698280
Happee Birfdai 2 u! (cha cha) Happee Birfdai 2 u! (cha cha) Happee Birfday, deer Werdycnan! Happee Birfdai 2 u! (cha cha)
Ohai Werdycnan!
HAPPY BIRFDAA!
{{{{{ Werdycnan }}}}}
U myt hab notist manee happytail birfdaa greetingz awn C/F, but u dezurb lawts ob selebraashunz at yur adj!
* ahem *
As mai mommycat yust 2 sing 2 us:
Happy Birfdaa, Happy Birfdaa, just foooor yuuuuu,
Happy Birfdaa, n maa awl yuur dreeeeeemz kuuuuum truuuuuu!
Wen u blo owt teh kaaanduuulz, wun lyt staaaaz aglooooooo,
Taht’s teh lurv-lyt in yur hart, wher’eeeeer yuuu-uu-uu-u-uuuu goooow.
Plz 2 hab teh mostest wunnerfullest birfdaa, liddul wun.
Wee’ll do moar 2-morro, tho! Don wurreh!
Wha bowt teh Alaskan kittehs?
hiiiiiiiiii,
i admire your style in the picture i am interested in you are single
Teh frayz “goin postal” is in danjur!
No postal werkerz has gon berzerk inna long tym.
Mai hyoomin kittehs doan eben noe tihs frayz.
.
Were’z teh crazee postal werkerz wen yoo needz em?
Dey got cats adn bekaym crazee cat ladys.
Myne iz gettin klose. NEWZ AT ELEBUNZ.
conga ratshulaces LCB!!
u iz nawt sekund!!
would u liek to sillybrate?
Let’s do a Hakka!
*STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMPITTY STAMP STAMP*
*STICK TUNG OUT TO LICK STAMP*
OK!!
so… we haz to lick stampz??
do they make choklit flavr?
i guess so… maybe dey haz cheezburger flavr too!!
i leik dose mint truffle an frnench vanila stamps
Oooh! U must go to a gourmay Post Offis.
U does in this dance. Tung-stikking-out is a integral part of it.
Teh stamps are self-adheez… ad hoc… adulating… don’t need to be likked anymoar, but u can pretends, can’t u? Dance pre-dates modren technologies.
yesh ob course!!
i canz haz dance tiem naow??
*shines spotlite on Hashim*
Go into ur dance!
YAY!!
*goes into da spotlight*
*stand wiff himz faec down*
*bery bery serious*
*and…and…STARTZ TO DANCE*
ten hourz later…
*fallz down*
“tooo..much..danciez…i can haz choklitt naow??
Bravo! Clappity clappity.
*hoses Hashim off wif melty chocklit*
nmmm…da choklitt waz bery nice LCB
P.S. fanks fur gettin meh outta da stage, mah legz wouldnt stop movin..
Ur welcome.
Now, whut does u has prepared for a encore?
i fink i’m ready… prepared fur da encore…
or i fink not… iz going to sleep…meet ya’ll tomorrow!!
TTFN!
nope…cant sleep…therez a huge storm rite naow where i libz… thunder ebrywhere
..cant sleep
So now would be a perfekt time 4 ur encore danse.
*Shines a blue spotlite on Hashim*
HEEEYYY MA-CA-RENA!!
*clap*
Iz HAKA danse, purrformd by Maori warriors be4 goin into battle to scare teh enemy. Dunno if works wif kitteh in mailbox.
*wipez ikkkee tasting stampz akross LCBz tung *
*adn puttingz dem on deh envelopez.*
*wipez ikkkee tasting envelopez akross LCBz tung*
*adn seelz dem.*
Tank yew, LCB!!!
*runz 2 post office 2 mael billz.*
Mwur mwelcobe.
LCB, dis Hakka u likez so mush, dis woodn b teh 1 wear all teh rubby players ave taken off dere shirts wood it? hmmmmmm?????
*looks innocent*
No, I just likes teh stomping and teh shouting and teh making skeery faces and teh tung-stikking-outing.
The taking off of shirts is just icing on teh chests.
CAEK! I mean icing on teh caek.
*stomps off, looking for caek*
LCB, r U taykin awf ur tee-shurt agin? Memburz wat happinded lastist tym…
My shirt is not being taked off, so put away that camra wif teh wide angle lenz.
Some rubgy players mite have their shirts taked off, though.
Hmmm… lemme borry that camra for a few minnits, ‘k?
**finkz 2 sef**
(Sef — spinsiv, shynee camra … LCB borryin it … nawt uh gud kawmbinayshun …)
…
Dat’z K, LCB — I kin hoald it n tayk watebber pitcherz U neadz…
LCB wants caek.
U best givs it to her NOW!
or face teh musicks.
Y jess wun oar teh uvver? Herz can haz herz caek n mewzikz 2!
U didn’t get itz?
Dat wuz Hakku!!
Sort uv like Hakka, but not dansing.
U owe me 17 pieces of caek.
did u want whippy creem wif dat?
*Throws a cream pie at LCB*
*SPLLAAAT!*
Ahhhh, that was fun! Thanks for the “straight line”, leeza…
*putz on flubber-based pi-repellent raincote kwickly*
*watchez pi bownce off and hit Maus fullinthefase*
Ur rite, that IS fun!!
Does a firemans ware red suspendurs?
Firemans… no shirts… just suspendurs…
*swoon*
*THUD*
*runz in wiff teh olyve oly an starts gittin teh firemans awl shini*
Nao iz mai chanze! LCB bees unkon….uncong….kinda ded lik.
*comes to, sees shiny firemans*
Must… reach… shiny…
*re-swoons*
*RE-THUD*
Olyve oyl? Ai purrfurrz mai fyremenz in a lighter oyl… canola oyl, mebbe?
YNGs prefer organic cold-pressed extra-virgin sesame oil. Light, warms quickly, and tastes good too…
Ratz! How culd Ai forgets taht LCB liks teh shinee tings eben moar dan teh firemans! While seh bees kinda ded-liek agin, Ai will mak a run 4 it!
*taks awl teh firemans to teh NB*
*haz sekkond thotz, an leebs wun soes he can rebibe LCB*
*turnz an runz awai wiff teh udder firemans*
I sumtymz sloe awn da uptayk, leeza — sry
…
I wuz jess maykin uh plai awn da frayz “haz ur caek n eetz it 2″
Marie Loltoinette sez:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1186749
Me can teach yew words and akshuns for haka LCB. Iffin yew want to ikspand yore kulturil hor-eye-sons.
Ohai LCB, tehre is a post fer yew furder down. Kudnt get it in rite playce.
conga ratshulaces LCB!!
u iz nawt sekund!!
would u liek to sillybrate??
oops…stoopy wierd press…duplicate commintz agayn!!
Himz muss b da post-LOL cat hooz bowt 2 goez post-LOL
In Soviet Russia Mail Gets U
Muss hab teh saem post man az me
Dat IZ teh mailman!
Ai din’t see teh kitteh iis. Ai wuz finkin uv teh idjit hoo sumtiemz deliberz mai mail. Ai cawl him postman Pratt. Dunno iffn u haz met teh kiddeh show cawld Postman Pat, but it’s popular wib teh tineez heer.
Ohai annipuss!!
conga ratz on ur tie!!
how would u liek to sillybrate??
Thx Hashim, Ai fink a nies kwiet cup uv tee! Ai haz a heddake an Ai haz 2 get reddee fur a bisit frum mai sister dis week. Teh howse iz a mess. Pleh!
here, haz a cup’o'tea!!
hmmm…. we should do sumfin bout dat mess…. i gotz it!!! let me sendz u sum lolcatz to halp u wiff da cleaning!
Ai iz sowwee 2 heer ur hed hurtz. Duz u get teh migranez? Ai do. Tehy r teh big pleh.
Heer, u drinkie teh hawt tee wif lemmin an eet teh lite toast. Take sum medisin an rest a whiel.
Wen sister cumz, hur can halp u kleen howse! Dat’s wut sisterz r 4!
Yes, Ai duz get teh migrane – but nawt az offen noaw Ai haz got past a sertin stayj in lyfe. Ai yoost 2 haz at leest wun a weak an had 2 stop werkin.
Sister iz ownlee cummin 4 lunsh an den we goez 2 bisit mai bruvver’z widdo soe noe tiem fur hur 2 cleen!
Migranez mus b relatid 2 teh horomoans. Mai migranez showed up abowt teh saem tyem udder fingz did.
Tehre iz a direk lyne ov migrane suffururs in mai famlee – mi, mai mahm, hur mahm an hur mahm.
Whai nawt a cud inherit teh GUD stuffz?
Saem wiv mai famblee, migrane, diabeetus, arfritus an sebral uvver fings dat aer annoyin, but nawt az bad. Mai son gets teh migrane berry badlee 2 an he won’t hab teh adbantaj wimmin haz!
Ai’m shur u did!! Liek ur strengf wehn in teh faec ob adbersitee, fur example.
No wunder I no can haz kleen howse….no sister.
Hmmm…- Ai haz kleened mai sister’s howse, but hur haz never kleened mine- hao iz dis fayre?
Mi 2.
Cweenmj, wanna b mai sistur?
O-Tay!!
*Duz happee dans adn singz.*
♫♪
Ebbreewun kin C wiire 2gezzer, az wii wok on bai.
Adn wii fly jus like birdz uv a fevver, i won tell no lie
Awl uv deh peepulz, arownd us dehy say,
Kin dey be taht klose?
Juss let mii say for the record
Wii’re gibbing luv like a familee duz
♫♪
Oh, yeah
♫♪
Wii r familee, (wii r familee)
I got awl mai sisters wif me
(I got awl mai sisters wif me)
Wii r familee, (wii r familee)
Get up evreebuddee adn sing!!!
♫♪
Wii r familee, (wii r familee)
I got awl mai sisters wif me
(I got awl mai sisters wif me)
Wii r familee, (wii r familee)
Get up evreebuddee adn sing!!!
♫♪
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I b sew happee 2 hazzing rhsb 4 mai sister!!!
Mai sister halped me wen Ai borked mai leg. She came an did fings fur me den.
Sept me nd ai dont clene eever.:lol:
Darn!!! Adn heer i wuz gonna inbite u ober sew u kud
hep mii kleen dis GIMORMUS (350 sq. ft.) howse.
Ai ownlee cleen ware it showz an tidy a bit wen Ai haz peepl bisitin. Affer a few yeers teh dust duzn’t get enne wurse. Juss as long az nowun moobs fings…
Mai sister is commin on whensdai dis week, an heer Ai am playin wiff mai cheezfrendz inseatd ov cleenin! Ai’m gonna jus tell her knot to mobe aniting, maibe. Divakitty halped me yesterday, but haz to werk todai.
Ai know! Ai will jus sit heer down at mai komputer an git heer stateded on ICHC! Seh will den knat b aware ov aniting else!
Oops…dat’s git heer started on ICHC.
Den seh will b adikked!
goggies no can bark DIS mailman awai!!!
basement cat intercepts yur mail. no flyers from ceiling cat for you!
Intercepts the billz whiles yu’s at it, ‘k?
Absotivlee Posilutelee!
Billz – DO NAWT WANT.
Onlee let teh cooponz an teh paychekz comez fru, okai?
Oh an the birfdai cardz wif munneez innit.
basement cat letz nuffing BUT billz come fru. no paychkz, no cooponz, no birfdai cardz wif munneez innit. jes billz an junk maow. MUhahahaha!!
But iffn awl u gets iz billz an no paychekz or coopons, den hao u gonna by gushifudz?
No munee = No eetie = Beeg hungree.
basement cat can has teh soles, yes? dis hims punishment ov teh minyons ov ceiling cat tew keep teh gushiefud frum dem. dat’s whai smart kitteh pairents detz teh direkt deeposit!
Dont furgit teh Crimmas cardz wif moneez n dem tu!
Wen ai livded in gramma’s old haus ai stil gots mayl 4 her. Sumtymz wuld be junk mayl frum sum sykik oar prayr grup, aksin u tu tayk sum cheep trinkit dey nclozd, say ur prayr, den mayl it bak wif sum moneez. If u did dat ur prayrz can has anserds. Wuns dere wuz wun wif a nikkel n it. Ai kept teh nikkel…frii moneez!
I alweez wunnerd, why I gotta spend a nawt-secund-class postidge to git mai prerz anserd? I yoosta keep teh nikkels, too, til Gramma sez to put em in teh clecshun plaet for speedyer prer ansrin serviss. Gramma shur wuz smrt taht wai!
an’ taek out dose junky maels wile yoo’s at it!!!!
if onlee teh suprizinlee-helpful-basemint-cat wood clear mah inbox too…
too…mutch….forwerds…..an’ chain ledders… an’ spam dat duzzint goe in2 spam foldr….
Somebody has a case of the Mundaiz!
But I ordered a case of teh Fridaze! Stoopy order fulfillment dept.
Silleh LCB.
Kix r 4 Tridz
Fridayz wur drunk, due to kitteh being thursdi on chewsday.
jus liek garfeeld.
LAZ-ON-YAH!!!! STAT!!!!
Sumtymez ur teh winsheeld, sumtymez ur teh bug.
Sumtymes ur teh pigeon, sumtymes ur teh statue.
sumtymes yur teh fish, sumtymes pur teh bait.
err…..wait. neever ov thos iz so grate, aktchewly.
sumtiems yoo iz mailman, sumtiems yoo iz dog…..
an sumtiems yoo iz basemint cat ambushin’ da mailman. kittehs = smrtr den goggies
Dis iz wat u do wehn unner teh bed iz full.
Needer rain, nor snoe, nor sleete, will make me come outta this mailbocks!
howse about cheezbrgr?
The pryce uv postaj keeps gettin higher…
*sigh*
my internet iz soooo slow… it taekz forever to load the paeg
ai beens thinkin wz just me wif slows today
oh, u to haz da slow??
dis iz bad
haz beyond snail snow.
mine iz too slow naow… no use being on da web naow, haz to go to sleep naow… BYE BYE!!
Kitteh thot “snail mail” meant reel snails. Bad mistake.
Mmmm….calamari….
dat wud be squid mail….
OOps!
Tri agin: Mmmm…..escargots!
Squid mail?
Lookout! Inkcoming!
**heddesk**
Yoo suckered me intoo ducking!
*laffs behind hand while counting loose change from Daisy’s and rhsb’s pokkets*
Calamari is teh skwids. Escargots is teh snayls…
Snails is teh escargots. Calamari is teh skwidz.
Let’s have both!
Yes, let’s!
I’ll maek Sicilian-style stuffed skwid. It’s teh nommiest!
Maus, ai nawt shure ai lyk teh skwid. Ai eeted sum inna Tye fud wunse an fot it wuz teh pleh. 2 mush lyk chewin awn rubbur.
Plz 2 tayle mi ur skwid nawt lyk dat! **crossees floofy paws**
If it wuz rubbery, it wuz cookded RONG! Teh Sisillyan kind is stuffded wif spicy bred crumbses, and tehn bakeded inna spycee termater sawce. NOM!
Wayt … watz dat warnin bowt klassik blundurrz? “Nebber gitz skwid stufft wif Sisillyan win bred iz awn da lyn?”
…
Noe, datz nawt it…
…
Srsly, dat sowndz reelee gud Maus… Gotz enuff 2 shayr?
Sure, help yourself. In my copious spare time, I’ll find my recipe and post it on CheezFrenz.
“copius spare time” :snerk:
sum peepls tink teh kalimari dat Ayziuns eet iz teh pleh, but prolly is tendr an’ flavorful. an’ beef tongue iz taztee part ob cowz! noa lotsa peeps tink dat da Ayziuns liek gross randum fish parts, but mai sister sez der iz prolly sum Merrikan fuds dat Ayziuns tink iz teh pleh. 2 kwote mah sister(lolspeak off):
“I can’t imagine an Asian person looking at a strip of bacon and thinking it was appetizing.” (lolspeak on)
srsly, is strippa pig fat innna fryin pan.
Bof sowndz gud! eben bedderer dan gushiefud!
N Soveeyet Rissha…o ferget it. Tu awbveeyus.
oh darnz…yoo beet meh tu it.
Dun wuree, he beets mi 2 it, 2. Ai thot, “Een Soveeyet Rush-ya, male getz u?”
Grayt maindz b finkin teh saym stufz an awl dat.
yeah, I wuz wondering “oh yeah, then where is tihs malebox anyways, Soviet Russia?”
But Soviet Russia is in black-n-white. This is in cullers.
It’s bin kuluraizd. Wuz uriginulee n blak n waiyt.
Ladeez an Gennelmenz: Diz wunnerful noo invenshun will halp u organyze ur howse!!!!
Nao u can shredz ur junk male RITE AT TEH MAYLBOCKS! No moar carryin it inna howse.
Akt nao. Opera-haturz r standin bai. All majur kredit kardz okai.
Pryse iz onlee $9.95.
Oar, u can by wun at teh TyBooTeek.
@@@@@@@@@ FTW!
Um, exskweeze me, Ms. Announcer Person? I has a kwestion.
How does this marvellus invenshun distingwish between teh pleh junk mails and teh mails u does want, like…
Ads for sales at ur favrite stoar
Birf announcements
Checks from ur gramma
D…
Ai dunno. Akz teh Ronco Man.
Deals on gushifood
Earnings from stock
Final notices on lottery winnings
G…
Granmawz letturz n cardz wif munneez innem
Hows-warmin giffs
I…
IRS tacks reefunz
J…
Jerked Beef (from jerky of the month club)
Kelley Green Kitteh Bed
Lurve Letters
M…
Just-a-reminder-to-get-ur-kitteh’s-shots-updated from teh V-E-T
Koala-of-teh-Month Club
Lurve letters
M…
Jinx, SHD!
Buy me a lurve letter!
Munneez!!!
N…
Mail-order spousal unit
Nom-of-teh-Month Club
Order forms for moar order forms
Postcards from teh edge of teh edge
Quarterly report on ur retiremint funds
R…
Reeder’s digest sweepstaykes lettur wif YOUR NAME in the winnerz spot!
Sweepstakes notification. (U losed.)
Time mazagine wif article on how lolcats will be gone in June 2007
Unnerwares (clean) from ur mommeh
Valentimes from ur hunnybunny
W…
Wunnerful news
Xtra speshul gud wishees
Yr long-lost bery elderly richee aunt, a letter from
Z…
Winnin’s messajes frum sweepstakes
X-ray pictoors frum yer doktur
Yellow submarine model (mebbe cums inna mail)
an’……
ZORRO’S LUV NOET 2 U!!!!!
Monty, I’d liek 2 trayd da yeller submerreen moddle 4 uh kuppla Sport Sillystraytid moddlez n mebbe da luvverlee Kerrill Merrill…
Mai faberite lion frum Postcards frum da Edge is wen sumbuddy sez “Ur problem iz dat u awlways want instant gratification” and da udder wun sez, “Noe, instant gratification takes too long.”
Eggsacklee!
zomg! Noe 2 b shreding male junk! Ai mae wantz lolkiddie sumdai!!!1!
I doesn’t even want to knoes whut that was doing in teh mailbox in teh first place.
Speshul Deliveries: Ur doin it rong.
The latter tends to happen in Soviet Russia.
Butt eye put da chek inna male, honest. Doan no whi u hazzen’t gotten it yet!
An no, I don seem to member receevin ur invoyce, eever…
Bai teh wai, u seen basemint cat laetly?
Srsly, ware he be?
Hello? Misturr EIE AR ESS man?
Yah, ai nawt gotted mai stim…stymu….munnez u sed u wuz gonna send mi.
It haz been mayled? Well, ai nawt gotted it.
Kin u send mi anudder wun? Mebbe maek it a dubbl tihs tyem?
Ai stil waytin awn dat beeg elebenty-milyun-bajilyun cheezburger chek frum Prince Ripuawflotsatymzamotsaboombu IV him prawmisd meh. Ai has teh e-mayl tu pruvz it!
Wait a minnit! AI iz ‘posed 2 gets taht munneez!
Ai gots teh emayl 2.
Oh, dat Nigyerun fella? Me tew!!
Mee 3! Himz sed I wuz da ownlee ayr 2 da 4choon!
…
(N I nawt ebben Nyjeereeyun)
oh yah…’spicious emaels…. I haz sum.
One sez taht I hav problum wit credit card information an’ I needs too send mah nombr or sumting.
U kno hao I was ’spicious ob dat?
I NAWT HAS CREDIT CARD!!!!!
this could’ve been such an awesome in soviet russia joke.
Pleez Mr. Postmon luk an see
if theres a kitteh, a kitteh fur me!
Missur Po-o-o-o-ossman!
(ApLOLogees to Teh Carpenters)
Eerwurm!
Not to menshun Teh Beatlols and Teh Marvlolettes.
Oh, dang. I menshunned them.
U keap dewin dat…
she keeps usin’ dat wurd, I doan think it means what she tinks it mean.
Inconseevubble!
“Kwit dat rymin! I meen it”
“Ennyboddee wanna peenut?”
“Aaaarrgh!!”
STOP THAT RYMING!
wut? bad tyming?
Noe … herz jess wyning…
but at leest teh sun is shining…
So I must get back to my ironing…
“hey…dere be rokx ahed?”
“if dere r, we awl b ded!”
….
“Rozin – Roda – Mowsiz ob unyoozual siez? Ai doan tink dey eggzist!”
“Dat Vizzini — himz kin fuss”
“I finkz himz liekz 2 skreem at us”
“M.O.U.S” ??!?
Beatlols r teh roxxors! Ai lieks.
Ai haz a skaered to put mai hand in dis maylboks!
An sew u shood. Teh poynty enz cud b engajid at enny tiem.
Got N-E hevee glovz? Dat mai halp.
We duzn’t haz dis sort uv male bocks in TTI. Howses haz a lettur bocks (dat’s a slot wiv a sprung flap) in teh frunt dore an teh mail iz brought to teh howse an landz on teh doremat.
Mai old howse in city had wun od dose- goggie (when he wuz puppie) uzed to eat all de mail- we wud cum home to confetti insted of mail!
Iz it me, or duz this pic remind ennyone else of teh martian in teh bugz bunnie cartoons?
Mebbe him waytn 4 himz spays mojulaytr tu com n teh mayl.
Dat or himz Soopr-seekrit decodr reeng.
Qba’g sbetrg gb qevax lbhe Binygvar
Anu, qbna yvrx gru Binygvar — yvrxm qn ArfXjvx orqqhere
♫♪ A R F G Y R F!
♫♪ Arfgyr’f znxrf qru oreel orfg ….
♫♪ PUBXXYVG!!
hey cwwenmj why will u notz talk to me
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Hai sunnybunny! were u ben?
Ur bloo name is still not a linkee 2 ur profile.
On deh line ov yer commint box dat sez URI u needz 2 putting EGGZAKEREE deh letterz just az i putting dem heer 4 u:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny
Wut u hav dere now iz
http://icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny
Adn dat duzzn’t werk.
Due u seeing deh diffruntz? u lefting owt deh word “mine” adn deh dot after it.
why wil u not talk to me cweenmj
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Marvin the Martian and his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
not shur if this will werk, but:
http://www.rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_6uM5dIeFABxXujzbkF/SIG=12fn0rfsd/EXP=1217955118/**http%
nope, it don’t.
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
hay- I was onlee trying to stop peepz frum wasting their time!
*sniff*
a fine thanks I getz!
Fanky 4 triein, leeza! Trie dis insted:
video.aol.com/video-detail/bugs-bunny-and-marvin-the-martian-hare-way-to-the/1488822564
(U gotz 2 ad ur oan h t t p : / / stufz)
BTW, I noetissted dat Marvin lytid da PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator wif uh Zippo…
…
…Muss b rilaytid 2 EM oar leeza-b oar rhsb … I nawt noez dey wuz Marshun …
Hey Aahz, heer iz teh abatar dat u foundeded fur mee, whut u tink?
Iz grate I finksew!! I b happeetaylz U liekz it! N it lukz pirdee gud, 2! I seen it uh dai oar 2 agoe, but I wuz inna hurree n nawt aybul 2 kawmint onnit…
Tribble & Aahz — it b sew kewl! I liking it!!
“The Earth? Oh the Earth will be gone in a few seconds…I’m going to blow it up. It’s obstructing my view of Venus.”
Wakey-wakey, friends. Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil…
Heh!! C kawmint bowt da Zippo uhbuv…
Ai gnu dis plaec wreaked uv SUMFING…icky Ebil Maus…PLEH!
Thank you. It’s mutual, I’m sure…
prolly
Himz got SUM gud innem…
…liek an Oreo cookie duz?
Noe, moar liek strawdberree tartz…
Or maybe an oyster…
I wuz finkin uv da Mawntee Pie-fawn rooteen “Cherch Plees”…
otai, otai, EM nawtsewbad
how much rat?
Free — kwyt uh lawt, akshullee …
…
(fanky SHD 4 pikkin up awn da ref)
big python fan here, no suprise anyway.
…
(One strawberry tart without so much rat in it later…)
appalling!
There’s a dead bishop on the landing…
Watz himz dyoseez?
Leicester…
Haow dew U noez?
Tattooed on the back of his neck…
Tell us, O lord, who croaked the bishop of Liecesteerrrr.
.
.
aaaaahhhh, AAAAAHHHHHH, aaaaahhhh…..
All right, it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame…
sew, it was Maus onna grey settee!
Rite. N naow I’d liek 2 kunklood dis uhrest wif uh him…
♪♪♪ N did doze featz n aynshunt tymz ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ Wawk upawn TTI’z mowntinz green ♪♪♪
Noe, leeza, u duzn’t `mind me uv teh marttian.
I’ll get that Duck Dodgers!!
WERE R DA VOTIN BURGERS?
Neber mine–dey caem bak wen I postd dat.
They’re in teh Hamptons 4 teh summer. Then in teh fall they’re off on a Aegean cruise.
sadlee teh onyuns cudn’t go.
U shudda seen teh tears.
They was held up in customs.
Everybuddy in teh customs hall started cryin.
dey just didn’t have the mustard to cheeze their way though customs.
ohai Dan, nice 2 catsup wif u.
Dey shud hab brot tuhbasko….
(tuhbassko. It maeks life interestin!)
well, I reckon I’ll have-ta use a little mayo to schmooze my way outta dis pickle I’m in. Lettuce be reasonable.
Trie 2 sweetener-tawk da kyoot sikyoorittee gard … mebbe givz herz uh reelee nys condiment…
She’ll relish anything SHD has to say…
or, he can show her hiz buns….
best part ov teh butterin up….
heheheh “mailbox” be sharpinin hiz claws.,,,
ai nawt feline well, sooo…
::::::::::::::::::::::::gibbin’ lcb AWL teh fingz ai bin warneded NAWT to let lcb know abaot ore hab:::::::::::::::::::
In Soviet Russia, you don’t get mail, the Mail gets you!
Tihs mayle-baux haz teh ebbil eiye (2 ov thems, akshully);
Duz yuu rlly hasta geyt teh mayle tuudai?? Mebbee yuu cuud leyt iyt goes foar bowt a weak, adn jes leyt iyt awl piyule up!!!
(Bye tehn teh Ebbil Presencse wuud probly haz lefted adn wented iyn serch ov sume uvver skairdey-kat mayle-baux oawners!!! Jes hoep teh EP duz nawt uuse teh mayle-baux az a handee-dandee litture-baux!!!! Yuu wuud nawt wunt awl yuur billses adn chexx awl skrittched up adn funneh-kullured!!!)
ckk!!!!!!!!! *shmooooooooooo*
do u some root beer floatz *nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
huh?
onna nuvver knowt, ai awlwaiz thot a stagehand wuz an emplo…a werker at uh purr-duck-shin cumpknee…knot sumwun liek uh stupor-viser wiff otter werkers under himz control.
depends on the gig.
Silleh peeepoes – dis be LCB’s lookout kitteh *LCB slinkily prowlz bai; saez “iz awriit?” mailbox kietteh seez “iz awriit”* *LBC ‘k- ai goin in, mai ceeling cat zourse sais lot uv rich gushifuds and catnip*
Aha! lcb haz minionz ov kittitude & supra…supern…abuv & beyond teh ordinary powerz. No wunder she & yung Liam can sneek into peeps dreemz & commit felines.
“s’okeh?”
“s’awlrite!”
Señor Winces ref!!1! Win!!1!
slash fury sez, don forget 2 male ur Kringus prezzies…. ore else.
Did sum buddy ordur a kitteh?
O-Oh teh Lols Fargo wagon is a-coming down teh street
Coming down teh street
O plz let it beez 4 me…
Deh Muzik Man!1!! wun uv mai mostest faborite mooveez!!!
in soviet russia, mail gets you!
I’m pretty sure this is a Calvin and Hobbes reference.
Testin, testin…
Ai haz a bloo, aifinkso! Thx cweenmj!!!!1!
*Boughz perlitelee*
I liv 2 serv!!
Luv yer Tuxee kitteh!!
Duz dere reelee b a Muckle Flugga, TTI??? If dere duzzn’t, dere shud b!
lolzXD, teh tabelz hav terned
In Sovjet Russia mail gets you
Well, I was GOING to put a Soviet Russia joke, but seing how there’s at least five already posted, I geuss I won’t.
Wait..
Temptation….Hard..to..fight!@
Ah well..
In Soviet Russia, You don’t get the Mail, The Mail gets YOU!!
It’s hot in the mail box and metal conducts heat. Pretty obvious the cat did not go in there at their own will. I don’t think it’s cute but disturbing.
Basement Cat all wayz go furst class mayl
IN SOVIET RUSHA THE MAIL GETS YOU!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MAIL GETS YOU!!!