Basement Cat Whispers:
Basement Cat Whispers: “Da hoomans needs new couch anyways”
but den i git in trubbel again.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ROUS’s? I don’t beleef dey exist.
certainly not in teh cowch.
Luks lyke a free wai tye fur top spot. Concatulationz rodney dill, Ambercat & WiljamiDzay! How u wanna sillybrate tudai?
Ai’d lyk sekkund brekkfust plees;
Aypreekot smooothee
Baycon
Cormflayks
D…
duzens uv doughnutz
eggs on toast
fried tomayters…
“Dough”nutz (Homer Sympson’s faborite pink frozted wunz)
Eggs bennydicte
froot - az menni az wii can tink uff…
appluz
bannannerz
cantteeloupe…
grayp jellee
hash brouns
ise creem!!! (wut? hoo sais not 4 brekfuss)
Jelleez adn Jamz, a varietee ov, foar teh toests add muffums
Kumquat Jellee, foar ekzampul
Loganberee Jam, fooar anuvver
M….
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(Ai dunno y iz stuk on jelleez/jamz, ai doan eben uze dem, mehsef…
Marmylayde
Nuts
Orinj joos
Peenut butter
Quinse jellee
R
Rashers of Krispy baycon
Scrambloled eggages
Toast
U..
Unlevend bred
Vegemite (pleh)
Wafflols
Xtra butter
Yeasty rolls
Zucchinis
ok, Ai haz a stoopy … Wat iz a ROUS?
ROUS = Rodent of Unusual Size
Tankoo! Wunnerd saem ting
Is from de book/moobie “The Princess Bride.”
Iz that mayby wut teh “montauk monstre” iz? Iz ver strange creeture.
Muuuuuuuuuuum! He juss putted his TONG in ami EER! Eeeewwww!!!1
“Inconceivable!”
I finks u meen: InkonTHEEEEVABUL!!
an pullded mah tail and ran awai
wet willeh kitteh steerikes again!!! O_o
Anudder wun 2 teh dark-syd :O
Us yer pointy ends!!1!
But den ceelin cat wizzpurrz: Yoo rilli doan’t wanna live inna bazement doo ya? Cuz dats wear u gonna bee iffin u mezz upp da cowch!
Wuh-OH!
and basement cat replies: we haz cheezburgers you wan free cheezburgers rait?
Oh Hai Mom- we were just expeerimentin
we iz not really the gay.
(Knot dat dare anyting rong wit dat)
Blak kiti lures gray-an-whyte kiti to watchin’ videoz….
pinkee pinkee tunge!! pinkee pinkee nozie!
wiggle wiggle stomp twerl twerl
pinkee pinkee danses four mundae mourning
snorgles liddle nozie
skritches liddle chin
hands kitteez matchez
Innocent kitteh can withstand anything… ‘cept temptation
oscar wilde ref ftw. ^^
I always forget who said that quote
mebbeh cuz it is used so offen… is a gweat quote, ebberybunny lyks it… almost … at leest ai do, cuz id cud be mai motto
Eye lyke da poyntee tuffts uff furr onna tops uff da blak kittehs earrz. Lyke leetul hornz! Purrfec bazement cat.
Ai lyke tu brusch teh tips ov teh poyntee tuffts berry litelee. It gibs teh kitteh teh tikkles.
conga rats rodney!
a cup of iocaine laced wine for your sillybration?
ps
does anyone else think its insane for “Miracle on 34th Street to be running on August 4th, for cripes sake???
Maybe sumwun at da TV stashun wuz juss atta Chrizmaz in July sail an got confuzzeled!
or maybees tehy r tryin to kool peepuls off whair itz bein hot an swetty wevers.
Snow inna Awgust, gud idear! An den wii cood haz a warm dai inn Decemburr.
ohai Tribble!
How was Ur weekend?
Ohhh, eye noes, maybe reetaylers R trien tu start dat Chrizmaz seezun earlee! Dey want u tu tink u need tu start ur shoppin now!
Heh!
I alreddy haz stardid kissmuss shoppins
I wuz in Big Lots yesterdiddy. They already haz the Halloween stuff up. ffr
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line… hahahahahaahaha (THUD)
I has built up resistance to iocaine, does it go in coffee?
Wut’s iocaine?
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I really don’t kno. ffr
Ai beeleef iz a refrens tu teh moobee “The Princess Bride” (wich iz a berry funnee moobee). Sew iz teh urleer kommint abowt “Inkontheeeevabul”.
And ROUS.
’sposed to be a poison in the movie
aim shure it duz az it iz oderless an tasteless
eek sorry udder peepuls in teh brayd! conga rats 2 wd an amber 2!!
Where mah post go?
mebbeh it wus in need ob a vacashun? teh beach is wunnerfull tehese days tehy sais…
wii bleev deh post
went 2 deh coast?
mai hedd is all fulla thots tihs mourning
shouldn’t taht be “whispurrs’?
u myte be ryte… an ur danse wus teh fabulos! xcept mebbeh fur da endyng… but is knot mai cowch, sooo… wth.
knot mai kowch eiber, an ais parshull tew teh blakk kitteez an wud follow there advize to teh berry end…
yesh… u gotta lurves dem… no matter wut color dem habs… but teh blakk uns hab a fasinashun ob dem owns.
Pan 2 teh rite, adn joo see a whyte kitteh sayin’ “Noez… goez gib teh hoomin a schnorgl-schmoo (and aks foar a noo katnip mauz)…”
IS dis whai my basement kitteh is alwaze wanting attention at nite??? I tink dat’s when she’s working on her ebil plans. Or meebe she just wants to wake me up.
or earlee morning at 4 am
oh is that where bebbeh kittehs come from?
that means mommeh kittteh and daddeh kitteh
eeewwww…
Da cowch iz prolly fugly NEwai.
(Moas cowchez onna ICHC iz fugly.)