Basement Cat Whispers:
Basement Cat Whispers: “Da hoomans needs new couch anyways”
but den i git in trubbel again.
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ROUS’s? I don’t beleef dey exist.
certainly not in teh cowch.
Luks lyke a free wai tye fur top spot. Concatulationz rodney dill, Ambercat & WiljamiDzay! How u wanna sillybrate tudai?
Ai’d lyk sekkund brekkfust plees;
Aypreekot smooothee
Baycon
Cormflayks
D…
duzens uv doughnutz
eggs on toast
fried tomayters…
“Dough”nutz (Homer Sympson’s faborite pink frozted wunz)
Eggs bennydicte
froot – az menni az wii can tink uff…
appluz
bannannerz
cantteeloupe…
grayp jellee
hash brouns
ise creem!!! (wut? hoo sais not 4 brekfuss)
Jelleez adn Jamz, a varietee ov, foar teh toests add muffums
Kumquat Jellee, foar ekzampul
Loganberee Jam, fooar anuvver
M….
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(Ai dunno y iz stuk on jelleez/jamz, ai doan eben uze dem, mehsef…
Marmylayde
Nuts
Orinj joos
Peenut butter
Quinse jellee
R
Rashers of Krispy baycon
Scrambloled eggages
Toast
U..
Unlevend bred
Vegemite (pleh)
Wafflols
Xtra butter
Yeasty rolls
Zucchinis
ok, Ai haz a stoopy … Wat iz a ROUS?
ROUS = Rodent of Unusual Size
Tankoo! Wunnerd saem ting
Is from de book/moobie “The Princess Bride.”
Iz that mayby wut teh “montauk monstre” iz? Iz ver strange creeture.
Muuuuuuuuuuum! He juss putted his TONG in ami EER! Eeeewwww!!!1
“Inconceivable!”
I finks u meen: InkonTHEEEEVABUL!!
an pullded mah tail and ran awai
wet willeh kitteh steerikes again!!! O_o
Anudder wun 2 teh dark-syd :O
Us yer pointy ends!!1!
But den ceelin cat wizzpurrz: Yoo rilli doan’t wanna live inna bazement doo ya? Cuz dats wear u gonna bee iffin u mezz upp da cowch!
Wuh-OH!
and basement cat replies: we haz cheezburgers you wan free cheezburgers rait?
Oh Hai Mom- we were just expeerimentin
we iz not really the gay.
(Knot dat dare anyting rong wit dat)
Blak kiti lures gray-an-whyte kiti to watchin’ videoz….
pinkee pinkee tunge!! pinkee pinkee nozie!
wiggle wiggle stomp twerl twerl
pinkee pinkee danses four mundae mourning
snorgles liddle nozie
skritches liddle chin
hands kitteez matchez
Innocent kitteh can withstand anything… ‘cept temptation
oscar wilde ref ftw. ^^
I always forget who said that quote
mebbeh cuz it is used so offen… is a gweat quote, ebberybunny lyks it… almost … at leest ai do, cuz id cud be mai motto
Eye lyke da poyntee tuffts uff furr onna tops uff da blak kittehs earrz. Lyke leetul hornz! Purrfec bazement cat.
Ai lyke tu brusch teh tips ov teh poyntee tuffts berry litelee. It gibs teh kitteh teh tikkles.
conga rats rodney!
a cup of iocaine laced wine for your sillybration?
ps
does anyone else think its insane for “Miracle on 34th Street to be running on August 4th, for cripes sake???
Maybe sumwun at da TV stashun wuz juss atta Chrizmaz in July sail an got confuzzeled!
or maybees tehy r tryin to kool peepuls off whair itz bein hot an swetty wevers.
Snow inna Awgust, gud idear! An den wii cood haz a warm dai inn Decemburr.
ohai Tribble!
How was Ur weekend?
Ohhh, eye noes, maybe reetaylers R trien tu start dat Chrizmaz seezun earlee! Dey want u tu tink u need tu start ur shoppin now!
Heh!
I alreddy haz stardid kissmuss shoppins
I wuz in Big Lots yesterdiddy. They already haz the Halloween stuff up. ffr
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line… hahahahahaahaha (THUD)
I has built up resistance to iocaine, does it go in coffee?
Wut’s iocaine?
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I really don’t kno. ffr
Ai beeleef iz a refrens tu teh moobee “The Princess Bride” (wich iz a berry funnee moobee). Sew iz teh urleer kommint abowt “Inkontheeeevabul”.
And ROUS.
’sposed to be a poison in the movie
aim shure it duz az it iz oderless an tasteless
eek sorry udder peepuls in teh brayd! conga rats 2 wd an amber 2!!
Where mah post go?
mebbeh it wus in need ob a vacashun? teh beach is wunnerfull tehese days tehy sais…
wii bleev deh post
went 2 deh coast?
mai hedd is all fulla thots tihs mourning
shouldn’t taht be “whispurrs’?
u myte be ryte… an ur danse wus teh fabulos! xcept mebbeh fur da endyng… but is knot mai cowch, sooo… wth.
knot mai kowch eiber, an ais parshull tew teh blakk kitteez an wud follow there advize to teh berry end…
yesh… u gotta lurves dem… no matter wut color dem habs… but teh blakk uns hab a fasinashun ob dem owns.
Pan 2 teh rite, adn joo see a whyte kitteh sayin’ “Noez… goez gib teh hoomin a schnorgl-schmoo (and aks foar a noo katnip mauz)…”
IS dis whai my basement kitteh is alwaze wanting attention at nite??? I tink dat’s when she’s working on her ebil plans. Or meebe she just wants to wake me up.
or earlee morning at 4 am
oh is that where bebbeh kittehs come from?
that means mommeh kittteh and daddeh kitteh
eeewwww…
Da cowch iz prolly fugly NEwai.
(Moas cowchez onna ICHC iz fugly.)
Kitteh Liasons Dangereuses…
that’s a 5 cheezeburger commint!
Whoops! *Didn’t show up here.* luvscatsVA, “that’s a five cheezeburger commint!” ffr
Thnx! Had to post twice-werd pres is hongry todai!
I really like teh expressions on teh kitteh’s faces. Goes well with the caption & the whole basement kitteh saga. Some really creative peeps around here.
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And if the ROUS aren’t in the fugly couch, they probably *are* in the basemint! ffr
noessssssss get good kitteh in trouble
oh evil….
yessss… da basement cat iz going tu corrupt good kitteh. bekoz basement cat iz puur ebel adn hate. mwuahahahahahahahaha
Get thee behind me, Satan – and PUSH!!!!
ohai, ebreeboddy, it iz i, teh burfday fairy, an i am bak frum my vakashunizing! all rested an refreshd – ha ha no, i wuz vakashuning wif teh mr. burfday fairy an teh young burfday fairy junyors. my reel vakashun starts next week wen skool starts!
) we haz singin an dancin an firewurks an treats!
nawt-sekond on teh ajenduh today iz a big BURFDAY SILLYBRASHUN for ebreewun hoo had tehms burfdays last week (an teh week before wen i wuz slackin on teh job
โชโซโซโช happy happy burfday โชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โชโซโซโช to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz โชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tap*
โชโซโซโช an lurkurz an eben teh trolz โชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
โชโซโซโช hoo had tehmz burfdayz last week โชโซโซโช
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
an now teh fireworks:
โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า โผ ะ ฮจ ฮพ ยฅ า
โชโซโซโช happee burfday to yoooooo!!!!!!! โชโซโซโชโชโซโซโชโชโซโซโช
*tappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytap*
an now heerz homaed choklit caeks, browniees, i skreem, choklit chip cookees, frooty punch ob your choyse, an shiny party hats wif pompoms on top!
an also heerz a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz their big day today!! i know tehre iz wun verry speshul burfday today, an i will say hai at teh party wich i bleev iz plannd for later. but eben if no wun knowz its yor burfday dis iz for yoo! an dont be shy, tell us if its yor burfday!
า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า า ฮถ ะ ำ ฮฒ ฯ า
(more cakes an cookies an brownees an punch an party hats!! )
*Putz on party hat wif pompomz*
W00t, W00t!! U haz owtdun yersef, birfday fairy!!!
Wesum Fyre werkz!!
*Takez a pees uv kake.*
nom, nom nom nom, nom. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Cwap!! wuz spozd 2 b “Awesum” fyrewerkz. ….. mutter, mutter …. stoopee editer sleeping on deh job agin!
Wowsers, BF; wutta displaiy!!! Enneeboddee wif a birfdaiy aroun naow wuud shurelee bees dazzleded at tihs awesume cehlabraishun!!!!
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ai congradulades u on ur deddikashun to ur werk, birfday faree
ai cants wate till mai burfday
will use enny eckskuse tew sillybrate
grab pointy endz hat wif floofy trim and adjussts over CHRG an 50’s bafing cap
grabs noise makers “whoooooot” an “meow meow meow” ( mai bebbee kittehs )
goes ooooooh aaaaah at firewerds
chomps down a full plate uv goodees ( here kittehs, have ise kreem )
ai lurves a partee
EEEKKK!!!!
No lissening to basement kitteh,K?
This pichur reminds me of Iago talking to Othello
Dis a BOO-TEA-FULL fotograff. Kittehs so kyoot, eebin eeebl basemin cat. An capsh…kapt…werdz iz funnies too.
I agreez! Bootifull foto and veree prettee kittehs (wants to smoo) and wunnerful expr… xpurr… luuks on dere facez. Wishez I cud gib dem more burgerz!
de road to basement
is paved wif gud intens…. intentn…. wanting to do gud tings
Wutta gourjeeouus klassik pikshure; teh kittehs haz teh xpresshun ov a paynture’s pourtrayal ov Guud vs. Ebbil;
iyt bemindes me ov a pourtrait, dunno teh artist, ov Judas kissing Jesus at teh fynal betraiyal;
Az faur az fotos goe, Ai fink tihs bees teh wun wif teh moast purrfekt fotographee kompohsishon Ai hav seed az yett awn ICHC; *floofy paws clapping furiously*
anuthur no fav?
That is an amazing photo.
Yes, it r bootifull!!!
Yes, it is beautiful, isn’t it?
Dis was brot too u from teh redundancy department.
wow they look exactly the same as my cats, Jake and Elwood! That picture is funny AND awesome!
5 hamburgers 4 u 