Radioactive kitteh
Radioactive kitteh has to be contained
hope i gits betteh b4 caturday.
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Iz danjrus
oh annipuss u iz da swifest uv da cheezfrenz! Ai can offerz u a drinkses?
Thx, it’s awmost tiem Ai wuz goin 2 bed, soe Ai’d liek sum hawt choklit plsthx.
* heetz up teh melk…addz teh wunnerful choklit pawder wif teh xtra sweet dreemz inkluded*
Here u go. Njoy!
Shlurpy shlurpy, Mmmm Dat’s gud, thx.
yew can haz chamomile tea?
Ai drinks dat iffn Ai can’t sleep – iz berry gud 2 halp insomneeah
care for a spot of East Indies Trade Goods innat?
U lost me dere – Ai dunno wat dat iz.
rum
Ah! Ai fort rum caem frum teh West Indees. A little (an Ai meen a little) in hawt chokkli iz gud, but nawt in cammimile tee aifinkso.
well, it wouldn’t be unheard of that I remembered it wrong, and of course for the hawt chokklit, iffen yew sew desire.
Dey may maek it in teh East Indees 2 – juss dat Ai has sebrul frenz frun W.I an dey lubs dere rum!
Ai’m off 2 bed naow. G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
g’nite to ya.
Oh, dang. ai mist anni. wuz it hur nu mikrowabe da kitteh wuz in?
Ai hoeps nawt! annipus wudden allauw dat tu happen!
Beeg Brother Kitteh is watchin’ yoooo!
ooooh noo, adn mii wif mah knickerz ina twist!!!!
ouch!
smammie iz dewin teh twist?? c’mon baby……..lest dew teh twist!!! roun n roun n roun n roun we go
kinda gives a new meaning to “stuck in the middle with you”, naow duddnt-it
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dance belts…thongs…..*shudder*
*shudder*? Com’n Dan, yu kin fidn ah strongur werd tahn dat… maiselb iz konsidrin *heaves*
Thong = butt floss
*runs and hides from teh thread police*
you’ ve nevver had to wear one inna bear suit I’ll wager.
wheeeeelllll….noe, canna sez az Aye haz. Iz dat az gud az tying knawtz inna ah cupple ob bandanahz tu uze az ah baving suite….adn onlii bememberin tath yu canna swim until abter yu letz go ob teh roep swing?
oh pleez…hao du ai get dat imaj outta mai hed nao? uh…wen did u hab tu do dat??!!
Mai mispent yuuf, letz mii telz yu it…… Wuz berri berri lawng aghost. Noa wud knead acupple ob tabulclothz insted…. heabbii sigh….
anywhozzle… wuz wif mai yungest brudderz, ware ebberywun wuz swinging orf inna VT. swimmin hol. Sumone sez Y Aye noe jumpin, wuz Aye scardycat? *Course nawt, juss haz noe swimsuitie.. * “Nya, nya, scardycat!!! *Aim Nawt!* “Nya Nya” *Sez Yu!! Pass mii yoar bandanaz bois* ..fold, nawt, fold, nawt, wriggle, nawt… Grab swing, maek Tarzan noyse, letz go…..uh oh …. splash!!!! Gluggle, gluggle…Ohai favoright brudderz ob mien!!! Nebber, nebber cud taek habbin bin cawled ah frayed…..
Stoopy WP misplaced mai comment. Mai DD calls thongs ‘butt floss’
*can’t help but gigglol*
DOWN UNDER in teh Ostralialol, tehy calls teh flip-flop sandals “thongs”….
An moreober, flite attenders not alloud t0 wear tehm, cos kan be danger00s ifn ebacuating an hairyplane ~ slidey slidey cor blimey ouch!
a friction burn just where ya don’t want it…..yikes
back in the day, they went by the same name here, that was long ago and far away. and now “thong” has a darker meaning.
Thongs furr teh memoreh…
butt (snikur) Y teh bearsuit?
Yus, SHD, wy teh bare suit?? We demanin t0 knoa!!!1! Oar iz tihs anudder sekret frum yer gurrlfren?
Ohai poobear, we is neybors, ai finkso. Else yew noes how to speek stralian.
Poohbare in TTI, but watches lotsnlots “Naybours”… Aslo haz nuncle an naunty an cuzins in Oz… But haz neber been Down Under purrsonally but wishes cud go an bisit ~ Dottir haz bin to NZ an lubbed it.
Ok, we is orlmost naybors.
Iffin yew iknore teh half of teh werld btween us!
Where in TTI are yew?
Near t0 teh Londinium, in Kent. Wear in NZ iz youse?
Dunedin, in teh souf iland. Ai haz been to TTI twotimes, mainlee round Sorlsberry and Kornwall. Iz purtty.
In menny plaizez zori, oar flipflopz iz cawled thongz . Iz torshur ever wai.
ouch! teh blizterz between teh toez!
ohai jamamakitty! been lookin for u
ohai LC, haus yew tewdai? *wisspurrs, ai steeled anuvver uv yew kittlin pix fur teh lols*
ohai, Jamamama, ai wuz toking tu yu b4 nd maibe yu wur awlredy gone obur heer. ai furgawt wair ai wuz.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ai noes teh feline!! ai will go back an see wut yew sed!! sry, ai’m makin joolry an jumpin around here tew……..
Aye shudda node wen Aye red teh linkie abowt teh “doe bell” taht yu wuz inna danejerus mooed…
an a drinkses 4 u?
already started, Shiner Black Lager….goood beer
Ai can has beer?
(’septing ob corse it is 10am hea in nooziland).
Hai dan
yeah? so? it’s 5 pm here, want one of mine? but ya gotta like dark beer.
It haz teh alky-hole innit? Then ai likez it.
Iz 10am monday mornink, so ai’ll start teh week az ai meanz to go on, yes?
U sownd liek mai sort uv purrsun!
Better a bottil in front of me tahn a frontil lobotomy.
Mai sofistimicashun, let me show yew it.
heck yeah, *twist…..grunt, twist more…pop* heer ya go. enjoy
*glug glug glug glug glug*
Beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp.
’scuse me.
Tahnks dan.
Ai haz a bitofa sad tihs mornink, so taht will halp.
mai pleasure, *clink*
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the good thing about this bein’ monday, is you’ve the rest of the week for it to get better.
Ai luvz teh optymizzum.
Yew are kwite rite, ob corse. Jist wish ai cud shut mai brayne off for a whyle.
know the feeling all too well. have a better day tomorrow, and may this day improve as well.
Reeding orl teh funnies from teh cheezpeeps halps.
Jist need noo job, sum munnies, a boyfwend, noo haws…
but ai haz most bewtimuss girlkitteh in teh werld, so iz not orl bad.
{{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}} Sendin y00 awl teh gud luks in teh worl!
Tahnks yew poobear. Jist need to be braev and maek sum tuff desishuns, ifinkso.
*hiding under bed*
Watchin owt furr teh floof bunnehs!
*kerchoo*
Tahnks pb. Must fynd teh vakyoom cleenur.
*kerchoo. kerchoo*
fur ebberbuddy whut haz tu go tu werk…mai noospaper had an artikul abawt hao to gib 100% at yur job:
12% awn Mundee
23% awn Toosdee
40% awn Wensdee
20% awn Thersdee
5% awn Frydee
Hab a gud week at werk!
“aim gonna half 2 ask yU 2 go ahed and kume in on Caterday…”
yeah,,, and I’m gonna half 2 go ahed and ask yoo 4 those TPS reportz this afternune…”
Oh, MY Beeg Bruder kitteh (Dr. Virjay) is watching MY 2 liddel noo kittehz: Liddle brotther und Littel Sister!!! Been over tree weeks now, and teh ‘Virj is naut setteling down wiff dem, speshually teh Bruther kitteh…hymns awlways growls and hisses at them…O eye LURVES dem awl, and doan know whut to dew!
little boi and gurl R sibblings and they frolik awl day wiff dis agenda:
1. *lick, lick, lick my sib*
2. *bite, bite yer hed off*
3. *dash ’round teh haus at brake-nek speed*
4. *rass-lol, rass-lol, rass-lol*
5. *huggs, and fawl asweep wiff dare chudderz*
Dey issa mached pare ob tabbies wiff the same stripees dwon teh back, and “bullseyes” on teh syde: she is ginger/yeller, hee is gray/black. Ooo, eye wood hayte 2 brake them up, butt ii is pritty shure that Virjay wood bond 2 sweet peteet ginger-gurl wiffout ballsy boi (i fizx soon).
Dear VIrjay is teh bestest kitteh ebber, and ii got teh noo kitts (wuz planning 2 git onlee won) 2 keep teh ‘Virj kompanee after are dear ole yeller Labby dyed! Whut eye dew now?
Bery difficult. Praps Dr. Virjay feelin liek granddaddeh kitteh an nawt enjoyin teh babeh kittehs an all there enerji… Unless Virjay hurtin teh lidel kittehs, Ai say jus let tehm get on wid it… Put yerself in hiz place!
Dat r a verreh cute agenda.
Cook fur one minnit and serve.
Warning: Mai contayn poynty endz!
HAWT poynty endz!
an a drinkses 4 u tu!!!!
Ai will hab sum Catluah ‘n milk inna tall glass wit sum ice. Iz hawt hear 2day. No danses but ai wud liek a YNG 2 rubz mai feets adn mebbe mai shoulders. Hmmm, teh moar ai thimk aboot taht, teh moar ai lieks it!!!
dat sawndz gud! we’ll get 2! *ah, but duz she meen drinkes or YNGs???*
Oar bofe????
Nawt really ov course!!!
gud fing u sed dat or u wud be inbiting a mikrowabe troll to skold u!
Ai figgered tehre mite bee a troll or tew lurking about. Sum peeps hab no scents ob humor. Dun feed teh trollz!
no, lets feed the trolls……to da Sarlacc.
*snert*
wate…serve it as fud, or serve it fud????
Nawt nom kittehs! maibee kitteh figgerz diz is a way to liminate a step wen waitin fur lefober gushifud to be heeted up.
Wat du yu meen, “lefober”? It haz tu be cooked befoar it can be hooman-nommed to be lefober, adn kitteh haz eliminated bofe thowse unnecessary steps.
Ai dun noes ’bout u, butt in mai howse ai exist ownly tew be ob serviss tew teh kittehs. Adn taht’s ownly cuz ai hab teh posable thumbz adn can open teh gushyfud cans!! IffnE Elton adn Bernie evar lern hau tew use teh can opner, mai dayz will be numbered.
no..u wil still be uzeful tu skoop teh litterpanz.
X-ray Kitteh sees into da pantry…….knoes about gushifuds
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you will gib.
Kitteh haz watched teh TV intro were Bruce Banner maykes himself Hulk.
“don’t make me hungry, you won’t like me when I’m hungry”
ohai vgersmom
annipuss always swiftest. she fast
nawt just fast, she be deucedly clebber also.
FangQ fur teh complimint, Dan. Ai fink moast cheezpeeps iz clebber.
’struth, ya gotta be on yer toes around here. many many, many clebber peeps, ’tis a joy.
Ownlee at postin! Ai’z nawt fast ennee uvver wai!
roight, nawt swallerin’ dat one.
u ravver swaller anuvver Shiner Black Lager?
oooh yhea.
wai did ai jus hier teh Duff man?
u always nawt sekund. drinksies?
ohai lindycat! ai luvs teh pikshurs uv ur kitteh…it has teh big eyez liek doez pikshurs awn velvet frum teh 60’s (omai, ai’m datin maisef!). ai haz a speshul weekness fur tiggers – mos ub mai kittehs iz tiggers.
fank u, vgresmom. is my kitteh Layla. she pick us owt wen we went to PAWS for kitteh.
u has cyuute kittehs 2! tiggers r speshul.
O, yesh, ai agree wiff lindy: your kitteh is SOO ‘doar-ab-lol!!! AN vgersmom is rite ’bout teh tigger-tabbys: they iz teh BEST!!! I lurved yer foto ob the flying owl—super owl!!! (BTW, N E buddy scene owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh? eye half-ent.–bud eye knot reed ebbry lol pic commints)
Awlsew: whut a gutt ideer, vmom–to dayte yerself! AI finkso ai try it, 2!
*KK gits reddy 2 tayke self ouwt*
*kK herriez so-as 2 naught B layte 4 teh date, or stand self up, (horrors!)*
O, I ‘gree wiff yoo, v-mom; lindycat is bootyful! And tiggy-tabby-ese ROOL!
I lyke yore fotos–spesh teh won with teh owl! Super! BTW, has N E buddy scene owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh? Eye has knot. But awlso, I knot reed/write on ebbery LOL.
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whut a gutt ideer, v-mom, 2 dayte yoreself!
*yippee!!! gits self reddy 2 go owt on dayte*
*yippee!!! herryz up so as 2 naught B layte 4 self, or stand self up!*
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(kitkay posted dis commint, butt wordy-pretzel tied it up in nots and not let it go)
*kitkay goes onna dayte wiff yippee!!!*
teh owl wuz arawnd awn teh last lol ai fink.
*ponderz dating oneseff an whut tu du if u don want tu see yurseff agin*
nooo meenin tew teh term “breakin up”
du u get tu go tu cuplez therapee fur hafprice?
wen yew goes out, who pays???
ai gess ai do
And hoo shud maek teh first moev at teh end of teh date?
Ai is sooooo out of praktis at dating!
yu goez fur clawz furst, or tailz?
Wut kumz uv eetin
teh glowin cheezburgr.
funny kitteh
xploshun in free…tew…wun…BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
it r Bizarro Basment Cat
O hai cheezfrenz! Ai hz a gud n00s, we haz a n00 reskew kitteh! Huzbum lovez hurr loadz’n'loadz allredy.
She comed wid teh naem “Mimi” an iz anudder blak’n'whiet kitteh but nawt liek Gizmo (RIP). Mimi bery, bery shy but purring lots an bery fweindly. Iz a teeny tinee kitteh; ateen months but haz allredy brawt up a lidder of six kittehs!
Sew when she been built up, we getting her fixeded pdq… She nom nom noms hurr gushiefud! Ai hoep she will haz a gud foreber home wid us.
We neber forgedding Gizmo (Jengis teh Cat) but praps Mimi making teh harts feel bedder aifinkso.
Ohai, poohbear, We awl hab da happitayl fur yur nyew Mimi.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{poohbear3931 an Mimi}}}}}}
welkum Mimi! frum mai eggsperiens u nebber forged teh speshul kittehs in ur lief – u will alwayz luv an miss dem until u is togevver again. BUT a new bebbeh is a kauz fur sillibrashuns! Ai hopez u haz lotz uv luv an snorglolz togevver!
{{{Poohbear & Huzbum, wif MImi}}}} Yay!!! Yippee!!! Ebberywun haz a hug!!!!
Yus, Mimi be bery snorglol kitteh. {{{{{{Thx cheezefrenz!}}}}}}
Hai, Poohbear!1! Iz happy noos that yu hab noo reskyoo(t) kitteh, an dat huzbum lubs her awreddy. Ai hoep she fylls owt niecly an libs a full, happy life at yr hows.
FanQ, KLJ!
w00t, w00t, w00t!!!
best wishes 2 PB familee and laytest mimber of teh fam.!
Fanks, yippee!!!
Poohbear, uz sooo lukee to findz anudder kitteh to lub. And a resue kitteh be soo speshul. Ai noes u neber be forgettin yer Gizmo, but hoomin harts kan lub alots of kittehs. Ai lost mah best kitteh frend in Deesember adn sstill haz teh sniffles ebry nao ann den. Him waz mah frend fer sebenteen yeers. We iz fortoonut 2 awlso hab Oliver Underfoot to snorgle. Ai noes dat yer Mimi be habbin a grate noo life wit u.
“xxxooo to you and Mimi.”
Thx, patticat! Wen teh Gizmo died, mai hart was borked an Ai cried an cried… It was s0 sudden an he wusn’t ill befurr… But all teh cheezfrenz sending comfurrt an lubs an unnerstanding. Noa we hab Mimi t0 lub an snorgle an hoep she haz a gud life wid uz.
yay poohbear an mimi an huzbum too! yesh, a noo kitteh iz teh best way to make teh borkded hart feel bettr. i hope mimi haz teh long an happee life wif yoo!
dis kitteh cat-iatore tasted aloof.
Wayter!!!
wuzz dis *floof* in my soop?
dat’z knot a “floof”, m’am, dat’s a “loof”…
“wayter!!!
wuzst dis *floof* in my soop?”
“oh, datz knot a *floof*,
—cat’z a *loof*”
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“kitkay” tryed 2 poast dis comint, but weerd press et it awl up—floof, loof and awl!
deh gogguls… deh do nothing!!!
Dis nawt how Basement Kat get hims min… minj… awders 2 du hims bidding? Mifinksew, kbai!
I no i,m being worry wart but too meny kittehs are hurt dis wai. NOT FUNNEH
We’re all slightly radioactive, it’s true!
doan let teh xperiment
outta teh chamber!
nt funneh. remynds mee of real bads happen to real kittehs. sad.
In a microwave, no one can hear you scream
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Well I’m not uptight, not unattractive
turn me on tonight, I’m radioactive. Radioactive.
Well its not a fight, and I’m not your captive
turn me loose to the night – I’m radioactive, radioactive
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radioactive kitteh sez…
deh gogguls… deh do nothing!!!
mebbeh sumwun alredy sez, but win i c dis kitteh, i tink of jon frum teh watchmen! woo! (but nawt bloo)
Oe noes! Litez takin mai te peezez!
Oh hai, now iz dr Cathattan!
O hai Schroedinger!
Wyz u putz mai in boks?
If you were a bit more observant and less the reactionary you may have noticed that that’s an empty computer case and not a microwave at all, if you want to be an hysterical fool that’s your prerogative.
so sorry that was supposed to be a reply to Charlie a few comments above.
Glowii-eyd kittoon haz mii swoonin.
*SWOON*
Kitteh bees lightyng up liek a Christmas Tree; adn why?:
Probly becuz iyts majore ‘red-eye’ frum teh fotographee;
Adn nebber, foar ebben wun sekund, dids Ai fink tihs wuz a mikro-waive!!!!!
Furst uv awl, tehre ar noes knobbs oar diayuls ov enny kynd awn teh doar;
Sekund, kitteh fillez up teh hoal iynteerior ov teh kuntaiynure iyn kwestshun: ebben emptee, tehre wuud bees noes ruum tuu bee cuuking ebben 2 oar 3 cheezburgers;
Thurd, awl teh stuf iynsiede teh iynteerior ov teh baux duz nawt luuk liek taht ov enny mikro-waive Ai ebber seed;
Foarth, tehre bees teh pohsybylitee taht *gasp, hakk, coff, gasp* ……
THIS PIKSHURE MITE BEES FOTOSHAUPPED!!!!!
Ah hopez he’s naot beein contayned een a schrodinger’s kitteh box… that wood be daynjerus
the eyes look fake lol
Gee, anuvva caretroll. Haz u bovvered 2 read teh commints regoolarly? Than u woold NOE dat nobuddy here woold evva DREEM of putting der kitteh in teh microwayve. *shakez head sadly*