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Is your life boring and uneventful?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ChaosEntity
i can haz…lolcat??
and a cheezburger pweaze kthx!
Concatshoelaces HASHIM!!!! YAY
fank u misslionforu!!!
lets silly-brate!!
me, misslion and cweenmj!!!
to da ty-booteek!!
Ai nebber bin der b4…
Ai sew excyted
it haz ebery fin u want, da ty-booteek!!
itz liek kitteh haven!!
duz it haz sparlee fingys?
Ai lubs teh jeweleree adn hieds it unner teh frigermalator!
**Ssshhhhh* don tel enbudee!
*whispurrz*yesh, dey hab jewellry and all kinda stuff u want, jus’ naem it!!
but nawt o lowd… lcb myte hear it… an den awl ur shiny things dissupeer…
btw… n-e-bunny seen lcb lately? am ai jus beeing blynd?
I haz no clu wat ur sayn…Lol
Ohai Spamala!!
LCB iz a cheezpeep who iz a lolcat burglar, but iz bery nice akshullee…
*whispurrzz* nope hasnt seen LCB lately, i fink da ty-booteek iz safe…fur naow…..
Yay!! i haz ty wif Hashim!!1!!! Wii gitz 2going 2 deh Tybooteek.
*Takez Hashimz hand adn off dehy goingz*
*Sigh* I wish Gibbocat wuz heer. It iz awlwayz moare funz at deh Booteek wen him b dere. He must b berry bizzy. habbn’t seeinged him in agez.
OOHHH. LUK!! Kitty wind chimez!!! I’ll taking wun uv dem!!
Wut u going 2 getting Hashim???
i fink i’ll hab… su kyoot orinj kitteh bobble headz and a tuna sammich!!1!
da ty-booteek iz so gud!!
Concatulayshuns, Hashim!
(I rlry must leabe, but I’m glad I stayed long enuf for Yr nawt sekkond!)
awww fank u so bery much teasel2!!
naow u can restz if u wantz!!
i will also rest in sum tiem naow *yawn*
concatshoelaces 2 U 2 cweenmj!!!! YAY
Concatulayshuns on yr nawt sekkond 2, cweenmj!
Sry Ai kant stay fur da sillybrashuns, but u an Hasim habe fun!
Y teh tears, cweenmj? U be missing a lolcat 2? Or u has a sad?
Just a commint on deh pic. I noe haz sad.
See? Big smile!!
hoo, we wuz skeered fur a minit dat u haz a sad!
ohai Cween mj, hmmmmmmmmmm, ai heers yew needs a lolcat???
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1693013
Skweee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Himz soooo kewt!!
but, but……….. yew rilly has tew getz noooo shoes
new shoes………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbUNF1Q4R8
I see u haz updated ur profile 2 brag bowt awl ur Cheezmeetz! Gud going gurl!! I b thinking u b deh Cheez meetiest!
NEW SHOES
do uz haves cheezburger i iz hunger
well Cweenie, iffn ai can’t haz teh mostest frens online, ai can haz teh mostest cheezmeets onna west coast??? midwest be ketchinup!!!
*Waves floofy paws fyurriusslee at Jamamakitty*

Ohai Jamamakitty
Did yoo get mah emayo today? I sented yoo wun lass week an it
came bak wiv ‘delivery Failed’ awn it. Wuz berry weerd.
I can say a Fankyoo to yoo an mamakitty frum Hazel an me.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ennee fren uv mine kin b a fren uv urz!! I b thinkin u shud tour deh kuntry hazzing deh Cheezmeetz… …..like teh polytishunz kampayne bus tourz ….. Jamamamamamakitty, shaking handz adn kissin baybeez!
hmmmmmmmmm teh ICHC express…..??? sounds laik teh funz but ai haz tew retire nawt second
ohai Tidmum, ai gots yer replai tewday fer teh cider binegar……..glad yew laiked teh buk…. maded me LOL outloud wif teh tree dat wuz frowin appuls at peeps!! hoping teh Hazelly itchie bebbe is dewing beddar tewdai…… ai haz teh sads fur teh flopsy kittlins
wherz u beez jama? I beez in Oregun wif CweenMJ. Iz libz owtsid ub Pootland naow. Milo kitteh likz neu hous – gotz himz awn room wif gascat- n himz gotz winda wif tree n burdiez bi himz “dinna table”.
Iz stil wurkn awt da profil n frenz n stuff- sos mi profil purti dull rit naow…
momcat
Ohai, {{{{{{Jamamamama}}}}}ai gawt distraktd bai dat cyute boi nd furgawt tu luk at yur nuze
ohai gmwgs!!! ai wish ai had teh time to stop n see you on my drive up frum Long Beach last week……. mebbe next time!!!
oh, dat wud be wunnurful. Yu iz relee getting owt and abowt. Intrepid, eben. iAi am so happitayl fur yu. Ai nebbur, ebbur drobe moar dan abowt 2 howrz enny drekshun. nd naow can oanlee leabe haom abowt 2 or 3 howrz at a tiem. ai getz awai frum da “pashunt” obur heer ina bedrume fur da afturnune iz awl. Iz sumtiemz furgetting tu be thankful dat hez stil heer at awl.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
awwww {{{gmwgs}}} ai hab seen yer pix…… yew are wun ob teh lukky wuns… yew haz teh furebber lurve!!!
oooh! ai wantz wun tu!
liek me….reed mah commint at bottum.
Derz a hole in mai lief!
here, let lolcat fill it!!
FANK U SEW BERRY MUHC
ur welcum!!
Mai puter haz teh dumb dis mornin, oar Ai wudda hadda ty wif U bof…
Oh well
Dats ok.
*Takez misslionforu bai hadn 2 deh Tybooteek*
*whispurrz: u ken kum heer weneber u like, u noe. Gibbocat b soo nise, enneewun kin hab enneefing dey b likeing eneetime dey b wanting it. Adn it awl b free 4 deh Cheezpeepz.
Oooooooo, ai can haz a knee dat wurks gud?
Mien hurts & Dr. Tinycat wanna du da surgery…
Ai scardy cat ob teh knifes!!!
no wurriez!!!
Dr.Tinycat iz bery careful wiff da surgery,and he wont uze da knifez!
Awesums! Lieky da majic!
Awl bedder!
Ai haz menne frenz wut had teh knee surgery an dey iz feelin gud apterwerds.
i kinda skeerd 4 teh surgery….Orthroscopic kind tho…
Suppose 2 B nawt bad…Ai jus wanna go nite nite sew Ai don feelz it!!
Ai a big babeh for 2 hurtin stuff!!
Fanks
I willz goe wiff u an frettin too hoof dem if dey doan take care
ub owr misslion. K?
Donkey bee wiff u in ur hart an u getz betta fast.
{{{misslion}}}
no worryz!!
we can maek an excepshun!!
u can cum in da ty-booteek wiff uz!! come on!! letz go go!!
*taeks hashim & cweenmjs hands*
yay!!! lets go!
OK!!
dis should be fun!!
Ai maided sum chawklit chip cookeez…
***places BIG platter uv cookies awn tabul 4 eberywun*****
Hep urselvs
YIPPEE!!! *nomnomnomnom*
dey were so gud!!!
i can haz sekundz!!
U may hab AWWWWLLLL U want
mai deer!!!!!!!
Haz tu haz a sillibrashun tu!!! Hear, hab lotsa lotsa waddurmelon, peenk lemun-aid adn scadz ob sawft-shell crabbiz…. ♪♫♪ Summur-tym, adn teh nommin iz E-Z♫♪
sing sew lubberly!!
ok…. me iz going to snooze naow!!
see ya’ll tomor..*zzzZZzZZzZzZz*
HAPPY NAPPYS!!!!
G’nite Hashim. Schmoo.
Taek sum cookeez 2 put unner ur pilo 4 brekfats inna mornin.
Y fank yu (aun’t cheezland wunnerful?)!
Adn yu baekz teh nommiest cookiez!! *wif krumbz fallin awn front ob tee shurt*
*mmf, mmf* yesh, berry gud *mmf mmf* *krums fallin owt ob mouf*
*jamamakitty pikin up teh crums……… nom nom……..eben crums am guds – waist nawt want nawt*
awl dem krummz will finding ur waist
yep, ai fink yer rite!! onleee liddel calries tho
o fanks smammie!!
u can join in wiff da sillybrashunz too!!
mmmm…. Fank yew smammy….. such gud nomz u fixed 4 us!
Adn misslionforu gabed us chokklit chip kookeez, too.
nom nom nom.
Wii will hav 2 going bak 2 deh previouz fred 4 deh floss wen wii b dun heer.
*SNERK*
Now I misses my furribabiehs… :’(
Don haz teh sad…PLZ….U maek me sad 2…
Heer, letz hab teh silly dansin, ok?
*tippee toes Tippee toes*
*Jump, tern den flop awnna ground
N du teh “wurm”******
Repeet* til we laff n laff n laff
TY!
Only 2 moar weekz until I’m with my furries again. In SC with in-laws right now until Father-in-lawz is better.
[[[[[[Chessie]]]]]]
Ai send 2 U teh bestest prayers N wishees fur Ur Fadder-in-law kitteh!
Ai reely hoeps he B bedder suunest!!!!!!!!!!
Adn den U can go hoem 2 Ur kittyz adn “snorgle” 4 a berry lawng tiem!!!!
HUGS HUGS N MOER HUGS!! 4 Ur hole famblee!!!
oh, yoo iz gud dotter-in-law to hlep inlaws.
(i wuld go nuts if i had to stay wif my inlaws for 2 weeks. but wuld do it, iz riet fing to do.) yoo is gettin gud karma/cozmik brownie poynts/wateber brings teh gud fings so yor kittehs will be safe an happy for yoo wen yoo gets hom again!
Lief is no fun wifowt a lolcat.
U gotz dat rite!
ohai, ebreebody, i’m bak (not taht i fink anywun noticd i wuz gon) frum my vakashun. we wuz very bizzee an had lots ob fun. heer’s teh rundown:
an ob korse teh studio toor is fun too.
Quartzsite AZ – teh mcdonalds iz being remodeled, an iz a mess. full ob lose an flies an fail.
Dizzyland – always teh win an awsum, except tehre wuz a erfqwake 20 miles away an tehy closed all teh rides at Dizzyland for haf teh day for safety inspekshuns.
Dizzy’s Cally Fornya Adbenture – mostly win an awsum, but not enuff shade.
Akwarium ob teh Pasific – very win an awsum. manee purty fishies. no kittehs allowed.
Seal Beach – very steep so cant go owt too far, but teh waves are fun to play in an yoo can watch teh oyl tankers right offshore. win.
Dodger Stadium – win, ob korse. speshully since owr teem won!
Universal Studios – very win an awsum!! nebber bin tehre before, fun to do sumfing noo! teh Simpsons ride (virchewal rollercoaster) is very much win!! an tehy hav teebees showing Simpsons funnies wile yoo wait in line for an howr!!
Indio, Cally Fornya – stoppd at a am-pm minimart, bafrooms were teh YUK!!! lose an fail.
Blythe, Cally Fornya – teh mcdonalds wuz clean an not full ob flies an tehy feeded a hole greyhownd bus full ob peeples in bowt 10 minutes flat. (we not on teh greyhownd bus, we just watched teh akshun). win.
Getting home to find teh howse is still standing an teh cat is still alive – win an awsum.
we had much fun, but now i needs a vakashun to recover frum my vakashun! “family vacation”=oxymoron. iz nice to com bak an catch up wif teh lolcats an teh frenz on ichc!
aslo, teh burfday fairy (entirely by coinkidink) iz also bak frum HER vakashun, an will rezoom her burfday dutees tomorrow.
welkom bak, lunarmommy, gladz yu had so much fun on vakashun.
Now here’s a nise choklit martoonie to help yu rekovver frum teh ordeal.
oh, fank yoo, booklion. looks nommy an choklit.
i not drinks teh alkyhol IRL, but on teh interwebs kan haz not-alkyholik alkyhol! cheerz!
Yah, teh ICHC iz mijikal that way! Cheerz!
an no kalrees eiver!
Ai ates teh raw brownee battur in ur honors.
It not has pleh, butt naw mah tummy doez.
mmm… raw brownie batter… mmm… i make brownies for my boi an haz to try hard to be gud momma an let him lik teh bowl befor i do.
pleh for teh tummy, but definitly worf it.
Welkom bak, lunarmommy, an fanx fur askung meh 2 b ur fren!!! Ai sez yez!!
oh, i forgetted a cupple ob fings:
)
we not go on any ob teh skary rides at any ob teh parks bekaws we are all big skaredy-cats. so my revyoos do not relfect teh skary rides. (like teh 84-foot Jurassic Park waterfall drop at Universal Studios, or teh Cally Fornya Skreemin rollycoster at Cally Fornya Advenchur.
also, at Dizzy’s Cally Fornya Advenchur, yoo MUST do teh Animators Workshop. Iz a show, but yoo haz a paper an a drawing bord an pensil an a REEL DIZZY ARTIST will show yoo how to draw a Dizzy karakter an it will luk like a REEL ARTIST drawed it!! srsly!! wuz reely win an awsum!!
taht sowns gweat!
ai ulways wunner how u peepz cans make up taht mennee lolspeek. u seems beeing naturalz. an itz so easy to read an unnerstand. even easier den dis otter english…
well… wut ai wanned to say wus: welcums baq lunarmommy… so mennee missing cheezpeepz lately… sumtymes a has a sad bowt it, but tehy awl come baq… an tahts gweat an gibs me da happeh
fank yoo siobhan! i iz sad too wen a cheezpeep goze missing, but usully tehy iz just on vakashun or wurkin a lot (pleh) or teh reel life makes tehm too bizzie to kommint a lot.
itz trikky being lol-lingual.
teh lolspeek kan be hrader tahn it luks, or eezy, just fonetix an sumtimes switch teh letters arownd. teh after yoo gets yoosed to it yoo start to yoose lolspeek in teh non-lolspeek-appropryut sichumations.
Troo dat
I talkinged to teh Vet lady in LoLspeek an she wuz awl lyke “Eh???”
It wuz teh funneh!!
yea-
i didz a lolmessage in wuna mi online classezez to a fren whoz lurkz hear sumtimz… boyz did I gets da truble!
teacha wantded two no xactli whut I wuz sayin….. demanzed dat interperlate it fur her! I wuzn’t eben in da “main clazrum”, wuz tawlkin awn da “team fred”.
btw- techa no undastand lol- techa no haz funni bone….. supose der is commection der?……
momcat
Yup. Wut u sed, Lunarmommy. I ken hardlee riting reel Ingerlishez enneemoar.
tuu much tyme on ICHC, i finkso.
Wii must due wut wii kan 2 cheering her up wen she gitz bak. Yup, I fink a partee b in deh making!! I lubz deh Cheez partees.
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Speeking uv peepz kumming bak, Janet sez her will b bak Chewzdee. I haz a sad 4 her. Losing deh gud fren wen her wuz so far away.
me tu..ai finz dat ai finks in lolspeek ennemoar. ai haz alwaes tawked tu maisef awlso but nao sumtiemz ai duz it in lolspeek and ai say “oh oh peepulz gonna relee fink ai gon ober teh edje – moar den uzual!”
Hai lunar mommy!!!
Wii missed u. Adn deh birfday fairee, tuu. Nobuddee steppinged up adn fillinged her shuuz.
Wii bad kitteez.
Take away ower gushee fudz fer a week.
Wii noe wii deserve 2 b punished. 
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Ur vakayshun sownd like u hadding a gud tyme. I duz a happeetayl dans 4 deh fun vakayshun.
*dans dans dans.*
Adn u gitz a A+ on yer reeport: Wut I Didded on Mai Vakayshun.
*Dans dans dans 4 deh reeport.*
fank yoo cweenmj! i’m glad yoo liked teh report! mebbee i will post a pikshur or too on my lolakownt. i entertained myslef on teh long drive by sorting teh diffrunt experineces into “win an awsum” an “lose an fail” cattergories. mostly “win an awsum,” forchunatly!!
oh, an teh burfday fairy sez she’s not mad, she wuz bein slacker teh week before herz vakashun, will hab big burfday greeting tomorrow for ebreewun hoo had burfdays last week!
ohai lunarmommy! I r glad u had good timeez!
Glad burfday fairy back on teh beet!
Lolcat: Avaylubul at yr lokul sheltur.
get yorz today!!
taek tu…der small.
Moar kittehz meenz moar lolz.
Ya am kedilerle taha guzel=life is more beautiful with cats!!!
taht iz certinly teh truf!
Iz ur life boring adn uneventful? U may need a cheez frend!! Doan wate!! Sine up noaw! B deh nawt-sekkund on yer blok 2 haz Cween mj az ur berry own fren.
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just going 2 http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
adn klikking on “Add As Friend” Threw deh majikz uv deh intertuubz, I will receeving an e-mayo telling mii uv ur burning desire 2 beeing mai fren. Wen I get deh e-mayo, i will confirm teh rekwest adn u will beeing on mai fren list. Itz dat eezzee.
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If u duznt awlreddy b registered, it b eezee 2 due. Just klikking on deh Register buttin on deh brown bar @ deh top uv deh page. I speshlee like deh profilez dat saying a littul bit bowt u, but U duzn’t hav to giv owt ennee informashunz at awl.
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I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
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Fer awl uv u hoo am beeing mai frenz, i duz a liddul song:
♪♫
Thank u fer beein a fren
Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
♪♫
I’m not ashamed 2 say
I hope it awlways will stay dis way
Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
♪♫
Adn if u trew a partee,
Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
Thank u 4 bein a fren.
♪♫
Cweenmj.
Friend of the peeps.
I is prwd to say she r my frend too.
I ♥ cweenmj
I hartz u, tuu, tidmum. I b thinking u b deh awsumest mum ever.
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BTW how b deh Hazel 2 day?
Aww fanx cween *shyly rubs toes in dirt*
She be berry qwiet. She eetid a tinee dins an has sitted in her recycling hut hidey hole moast ov the day. Is very cool an sheltered frum the rain.
At teh momunt she r sleeping awn the desk rite heer an twitching ebree nao an then.- ifinkso she chasin mowses in her sleep.
I has a sad her poor widdle face be awl scabby an bald. Her ‘comedy cheex’ be shaved orf neerly
She sez
“Fankyoo awl Mummehs wunnerful frenz for carin an sendin lubs an stuff”
{{{{{{{{{{timdum an hazel}}}}}}}}}}
ai haz had mai shaer ov kittehz wif deh helf problumz. ai offurs up lotz uv prayerz for u bof.
Gentle ear rubz 4 deh Hazel kittee. ♥
mee 2.
cweenmj iz my frend too! she iz verry frendly frend!
O hai
Hai sunny bunny!!
In deh box dat sez URI, u shud putting
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny/
Den peepz ken klikking on ur name adn going to ur profile.
Will u b mai fren??
k
Yay!!!! Sunny bunny iz mai noo fren!!!
I duz a happee dans.
*Grabz sunny bunnyz pawz adn dey dans arownd deh ruum*
*hoppitee danz, twurlee dans, skip, hop, dans*
weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
i has a happy and cweenmj iz it
jus member iffn yew ebber wantz tew puts teh abatar on yer commintz dat yew will needs tew haz teh wordpress.com account an will need to puts dat same url on der along wif yer abatar…… can’t wait tew see a liddel bunny abatar!!!
Ooops uu lefted owt de mine. in ur address.
try agin just copy adn paste this:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny/
icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny
u can click on mai name to get to my profile
hey cweenmj u there
http://icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sunnybunny
iz wurking naow.
meet me at teh next lolcat picture
sos- cwmj-
I iz still figgurin da frens fing owt- sinc I iz yur fren do I haz to clic u ta mak u mai fren? iz condunrumz two me…..
oh- iz doin bedda nao- hadz beeg lawng cri late wun nit n snorglez da sleepin gascat. I iz helpin himz fin stuf fur neu room- himz gonna be in boreden hous, gota ta getz him eberfing!
iz posumabli caus (az I fink u nao) himz a especial ed kitteh- I wurries dat himz will beez o.k awn himz awn. Butz himz wantz ta do dis reli, reli, bad, an I wantz him to succeed. So I driz da tears, takz beeg bref, crozzez fingiez n setz him free-
I decideded iz lik da buttafli fing- if u lubz sumbudi beri muchly, set dem free, if dez lubz u deh will cum bak.- an I naoz himz will cum bak mebe himz findz nic gurl kitteh in da marchin band, dat wud beez gud.
momcat
Hhhhmmmmmm. Dere b a profile page for bof “gascat” adn “momcat”. Bof uv dem b on mai frend list. Gascat accepted mai frend inbitayshun tonight; momcat accepted on July 31. So whichever one is u, u is mai fren.

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Deh thing iz, deh frend feachur b basiclee useless rite now. Dey b saying dat sumday dey will givving us deh ability 2 rite messijez on ur frenz profile. Kinda like e-mayo oar instint messijing, I guess. I wud razzer b habbing deh commint burgerz bak.
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Dat b y I fink it b funnee 2 klecting deh frenz. Dere b nuffing u kin dueing wif frenz!! It b meeningless 2 habbing dem. And yet peepz b wanting 2 b frenz. And wen I asking dem 2 b mai fren, dey say yes. Y? Dis b wun uv deh most kurius gamez I haz ever played.
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Gascat will b ok. Himz got awl deh luvz u ken b gibbing him….. dat makez 4 a gud base 2 growing frum. Growing up b hard, but if u b noeing u b lubbed, u kin go owt in2 deh whirrld wif deh confidens and strength u needz.
hi der-
jus ta letcha nao- gascat hads a problem wif himz profile- wun wif himz nom de IRL n wun wif gascat- awl his requestz was goin to da gascat wun n he was usin da nom de IRL wun…..
we gotted it fixed up nao!
sos – he wasnt igsnoring u- himz wus jus confuzuled…
momcat
ai haz a lolcat! ai awlso haz a birfdae tewmorrow adn ai mae bee abul tew get awn foar a par-tay! lol! No supryzing me! lol!
How mennee kandulz shud wii putting on deh kake??
candles………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-o5LsYtKU
uh huh! datz rite, gramma jamama!
♥♥♥ {{{sweet sixteen cheeznip}}} ♥♥♥
ai haz been sweet sixteen…a kuppel o tiemz!
Wii kan haz Sweet Sixteen partee??? Kewl!!
Yesh, ai iz abowt tew beez tweet sixteen! yayz foar mee! lol!
Ebben iyf yuu haz kittehs at hoem, lief kan bees boaring adn uneevehntfull wifaowt ICHC;
Yesh: teh myssing puhzzel peece symbohlizes Cheezland; iyt addez taht xtrah sumefing tuu yuur daiy tuu gibb yuu a happee: yuu kan laff adn haz teh funses;
awlsoe yuur daiylee ruuteen bees britetened up adn haz taht xxtrah zippeeniss!!!
(Tihs bees teh ehnd ov owr kummershul; weez naow taike yuu bakk tuu owr rehgularlee skedjulled prohgramme: “Wen Kittehs Goes Badd; Oar Wutchu Gunna Doe Wen Tehy Cum Foar Yuu!!!!”
DISCLAIMER yew may get nuffing else dun….. but who cares!!!
ai lieks dat kummershul bedder dan mos prohgrammes!
Cheshire, u deelites meh.
meez two!
n yea- i endz up doin skool wurk lat at nit caus I NEEDz mai lolz!
momcat
well u be my friend cheshirekittehkat
Liddill lolKittehz
maykz wundurrfull centurr ubz
ennee Hewmin’z lyfe
Liddill lolKittehz
canz haz ekkstra phunnee andz
soopah silleeness
Wenz Hewminz gigglolz,
liddill lolKittehz knoez dat
dayz duz summfeengz ryte!
Jack.
:::::::peeks in awn teh fread::::::::::::
* teh fread peeks bak at u*
fread farkle from fresnow? fellow who fixes frost-free ‘frigerators?
dat’s cute, vgersmom
Ai had a kitteh naemed Fred. he spent ober a yeear in a cage at the SPCS be4 we dopted him . bai dat tiem he wuz pretti messt up – wud onlee feel saef if he wuz in an enklosed space. ebenshuly he got a littel bettur an wud kum for skratchies. Be4 dat ai cud onlee peek in awn him. too (ohai OOBARK!)
u noe ai ment SPCA.
SPCS = Society foar Purrvention uv Crewelty tew Skwerlz?
mus bee!
yesh, we noes……… ai hazza sad fur fred wantin tew stay enclosed…..
– yew are teh gud hoooman tew make himz feels safe n lurved!! {{{fred n vgersmom}}}
he ended up wif a sort ov happee lief. we had a glad to gib a grownup kitteh a furrever hoem.
nao we gotz annuver one liek him – Sourpuss – she wuz stray who kame to uz for tu yeers be4 we cud get her tu kum insied. Foun out dat she wuz the kitteh ov teh peepul nex door who didn wan her no moar an frew her auwt. She won let enneone kum neer her so we onlee can innerack wif her by luuks (lotz ov fun when she haz to go to the v-e-t for her chekupz! gibz uz teh hekof a tiem to cach hur an is sweet as pi wen shez der!) BUT she deerly lubs her kitteh treetz!
sads fur Sourpuss……herz nawt gets snorgles!! funnee how critters n hoomans gets programmed…… wutsoeber we getz used to…. ICHC is gud fur me to lern to say teh nice fings. an nawt tew assume udders no!!
u rite abawt dat. took me a lawng tiem tu lern dat lessun – ai uzed tu tend tu be kritikal -ai wud tell u whut u did rong but if u did sumfin rite ai wud juss say in mai hed “das whut dey shud do”. finalee apfter lawng tiem ai got mai stoopy brayn to chanj an nao ai tryes as bessest ai can alwayz tu gib uvvers teh patz awn teh bak dey dezerbs.
wun ob mai mom’s favrit sayins wuz
we gets too soon old und too late smart
(ohai, vgersmom!)
OO OOO OOBARK! sunnybunny haz a lol u mite liek!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1680354
stoopy werdpress iz finkin abawt mai las comment. ai sed:
OOO OOO OOBARK…sunnybunny haz a lol u mite liek:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1680354
stoopy vgersmom! OOBARK, goe tu sunnybunny’s proefiel and lukk at her lolz…u’ll see wut ai meanz!
OMG!-OMG!-OMG!-OMG! Iz Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed-Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig,ma FABORITEST WOL UV AWL!!!!!!!!!!!! Fang kew foar linkie! Bookie-marked an eberyfing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai NU u wud liek it! sunnybunny iz a kewl fren!
Ai wreck-wested sunnybunny be mai fren.
{{{{{OOBARK}}}}} ize glad ur bak an haz a happee!
ma = mai…PLEH!
I’s nawt missung a lolcat
I’s missung a picshure avatar.
Mebee teh blankit quiltie fing is OK fur CBSB.
CBSB noe gud wiff werd press. (Wyl twy agin latur so can play wiff u all)
hmmmmmmm – jamamakitty goes tew luk onna web fur a pikshur ob a skwirl butt…….. seems tew be few n fur between
wen we boff haz sum time ai wud be happitail tew heps wif teh weirdpress tissue.. ai finkso mebbe yew can has yer linkie go to ICHC profile an den yew cud list yer website onna profile wer yew can list websites?? onlee finkin
CBSC ai hab a skwerl butt 4 u. Ai maed a lol fer u, but u can build ur own wif it, if u liek.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1695532
*Goez 2 her arkivez adn digz owt hep fer abatarz adn bloonessez.*
But soon wii will awl gets to seeing ur abatar weneber u b logged into werdpress. 
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I giving u sum hep 4 deh avatar. (it b deh wun frum deh wordpress accownt, not the ICHC profile.)
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u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. eezee peezee, just go to wordpress.com wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and den following deh strukshunz.
u musting put in an avatar in ur ‘profile’ page dere. u can awlso b putting deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile.
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After u hav set up deh wordpress profile pagesaving it, den u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
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Gud Luck!!
ai finkso we iz teh bloos sisters!!!
wud yew beleeeeveeee!! ai found a skwirl butt!! an sum udder funnnee stuffs. yew has tew scroll tew teh bottom fur teh skwirl butt
ai fink teh gingerbred house is teh hilllaryeeus!!!
EBBRYFING iz on teh intertubes!
Yup. Dats us.
Chekking dis owt.
I mading it a static page, not a post. iz findable at deh top and left side uv mai blog.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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I b opun 2 ideaz for fixezz oar uzzer related stuff.
“cweenmj” where have u been
farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/2213663768_e7a238526a.jpg?v=1201056831
SKWIRL BUTT!!!
fink teh linkie wud help?? hmm hmmm?
http://www.dba-oracle.com/t_make_deer_butt_alien.htm
O! M! G!
CWEENMJ where have u been i was looking for u at evry pics
Doan look, Ethel.
But…But…
…I don’t know what puzzles is.
ai LUB taht lol!
actually that should be AN Lolcat
possibly, but more people say it ‘loll-cat’
An here I wuz finkin it wuz just me and my lousey soshal skeelz….
Rayn: i can haz lolcat?
mommykins: no
Rayn: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rayn:…
Rayn:plz????
mommykins: no
Rayn: dang
Duz anywun else think kid in piksha looks like Boo frum movie “Monsters Inc.”? Ai rememberz she likes kittehs.
Dat’s whut I’m missin in mai life. (lolspeak off, just to rest) But I can’t get one. I need to be considerate of my family. Most of my family members are allergic, and all the males in my nuclear family hate cats. When my dad was young, his family had a sweet cat named Thomas and a Psycho cat named Tony, both Siamese. According to Dad, Tony would sometimes, one day, just sloooowly creep up to you, and rub your leg, and then run away. The next day he would act like he never saw you in his life. Tony was physically prettier than Thomas, but he wasn’t responsibly bred….he was inbred.
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(lolspeak on) DATS RITE!!!TONIES’ BREEDER BAKED HIM INBRED WEN HE WUZ KITTEN!! DATS WAI HE MESSED UP!!!
(badum-bum!)
(lolspeak back off) That’s pretty much my dad’s view on any pet that’s painstakingly bred to look a certain way, no matter the cost to physical or mental health.
… I want this as a wallpaper.