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dentis say floss


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dentis say floss after evry nom

dis kitteh dint floss.

picture: julia gotz. lol caption: Laney

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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AfriCat

Yesh u iz! an beeoootifully 2!!

 
Hashim

Ohai Annipuss!!
sowwy i forgot earlier, had to go sumwhere, well, CONGA-RATSHULACES!!
fur nawt sekund commint!!

 
 
annipuss

Ohai Hashim, We haz a tye agane! Ai lub ur new abatar.

Hashim

o fanks annipuss!!
we both could go to da ty booteek

Hashim

k i haz to go naow talk to u later!!
bye bye!!

Hashim

Ohai eberyone!!
iz back!! hmmm…. naow wat to do?

Hashim

hmmm…maed sum new lolz, u can hab a luk at dem if u wantz to!

teasel2

Ai lukked at r LOLz! U r sew funnee! Ai pickeded sum 4 mai faborites! It will tak mii a long tiem 2 luk at dem awl, tho!
I just hab 2 LOLs, iffin u want 2 luk…one fits wiff dis flossin kitteh an one I shuld send 2 Maus or Ebil Maus, Ai fink sew.

Hashim

yesh, i liekz ur teasel LOL, itz bery funny!
btw, waz teasel shouting at sumone at dat tiem??
he iz bery kyoot and multi colored!
i favorated ur teasel LOL, itz bery gud and hilarious! :lol0:

teasel2

Thx Hashim! She waz probably tellin mii 2 leabe here aloan! She is bery snorglee, but onlee iffin itz her idea. Calico kittehz haz da reputashun ov bin bery sassy….catitude…..let mii show U mine! Ai tinks itz bcuz dey r part BC, part BB an part poysun!

teasel2

Ooops! Part CC an part BC, I meanz!

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Hashim

datz a gud combinatshun… i fink :shock:
just joking, i can see ur teasel kitteh iz bery snorglish and bery kyoot!
can i snorglez teasel pweaze??pwetty pweaze wiff cheezburgerz on top!!

 
teasel2

U can tri, but bedder watch owt fur da pintee endz!
Seh iz usuallee nizer to udder peeplez–Ai tink seh noes wut Ai sayz about her an wants dem 2 tink Ai’z a liar!

(An seh does tank u fur awl da nize compleemints!)

 
Hashim

ok, i’ll wear an oxygen mask and den snorgle, jus for protecshun frum pointee endz… so, epic snorgle in 3…2…1… *jumpz onto teasel and snorglez*
*face filled wiff hair*
see, teasel iz nice and doesnt show herz pointee endz!! :D

 
teasel2

Teasel iz sew happii nao!!
(C, I tolded u seh bees gud jus 2 mak mii luk bad!)

Sadly :( I haz 2 leabe nao an dew werks round da hause.
I hopz 2 bbl!
Hab a gud dai an gibe Simba a snorgle frum mii an Teasel! (Seh liks Simba, tinks hiz a nize boi!)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
teasel2

Ohai, Hashim!! Lub r abatar! Simba mush b sew prowd!

Hashim

Hello teasel2!!
let me introduce Simba to teasel and teasel to Simba..
i fink dey gonna be gud frendz :D
fank u so muchie fur da complimintz!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
krelm

after evree nom? i b floss all day…

annipuss

Ai nebber stops nommin long enuff 2 floss.

 
jd

Teh sikrit iz tu nom edibul floss.

 
 
 
AfriCat

aaaaAAAAOOOOOGAH aaaaAAAAAOOOOOGAH DIS IS A SPLORTCON 5 WARNIN!!!!! I SEZ AGIN. DIS IS A SPLORTCON 5 WARNIN!!!! ALL CCC PURSONELL, KITTEH (man) UR POSIHIOINS. DIS IS NOTZ A DRILLLL!!!!

SueBooCat

dont u juss wanna kiss hims fuzzy lil knees?! ar dey not th3 q-test lil knees yu ebber saw?!

AfriCat

Isn’t she lubly, isn’t she wundurfull? … *sigh* i dunno teh rest ov teh wurds ov Mr. StevieWonders song, butz dis kitteh is defnely kwalifyin 2 b singed abowt!!!

AfriCat

Fank u ever so mush siobhan!!! elebenty cheezeburgers 2 u!

siobhan

than-q … ai nommed themz awl… an nao… ai feel sumwaht… full.

 
 
 
 
4point5kittehs

N dat widdle faec! N dose byootimus aizes!

 
vgersmom

Hmm…kiss teh kneez..ai has dun teh belliesnorgles, an chinchuckin, an eben nibbeled teh eartipz, but ai don fink ai haz dun kneekissin. ai will nao go off an fin a kitteh an kiss his kneez. saouns liek fun!

 
 
owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

splortcon5 iz otai…iz wen it getz to splortcon 2 taht yew start wurrying; splortcon 1? Dat wen splort is inebitiblol. Anandon awl hoep at dat tiem.

 
 
guitarfreak

ERRR!! ERRR!! BOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!! ERRR ERRR!!!
DIS IZ A SEVERE SPLORT ALERT!
DERE IZ A SPLORT WARNIN FER FLOSSKITTEH COWNTEE UNTIL ELEBENTEE O’CLAWK WIF A SPLORT WATCH IN EFEKT 2. TEH SPLORT SIRENS AR GOIN AWF AT TEH MOMENT. DIS IZ AN EMERGENCY. AGEN DERE IZ SPLORT WARNIN FER FLOSSKITTEH COWNTEE UNTIL ELEBENTEE O’CLAWK
ERR ERRR ERR ERRR ERR!!!!

 
 
rose

an doan furgit to gurgleh wif floaryde!

 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Donnot ferget to brush ferst! I has speshul seefood flavur toothspaste.

 
princessmu

sawft belli maeks mi wanna snorgle!

4point5kittehs

*hands princessmu teh snorgle snorkle*

princessmu

fanks, 4.5kittehs!

 
 
 
teasel2

Nuttin to c heer, jus testing…..
bold
all slanty-like
yer owt!
to da nth

teasel2

K, wun moar try at strike thru…
werk

teasel2

YAY! Thx 2 jamamakitty ah cupple ov freds bak!

Hashim

Ohai teasel2!!
in sum previous lol, dier waz a whole guideline on da different fontz!!

k, i wont bovver u naow, u can test naow!

 
 
 
 
 
4point5kittehs

Anyone other than me REALLY sick of those flyff ads??

teasel2

Prolly, cuz i’z sick ov most ov dem…but wuts flyff??

 
 
Ambercat

Oh teh floofy pantaloons!
*SPORT*

oops!

teasel2

Hope I’z nawt 2 late!!!
Heer comes teh CCC!!!
*weeeehhoooooo!! weeeeeehoooooO!!*
*scoopity scoopity scoopit upz da braynz and cleanz dem*
*putz dem back in Ambercat’s head*
*pat pat patz dem awl nize an smoothee*
*pullz da CHRG awn nize an tite*
*ducky tape ducky tape*
*handz Ambercat sum coffee, hawt choklitt and a bery cozy blanky wiff teeff brusheez an smilee kittehs awn it*
Rest awile an u should feel bettur soon!!1!

Ambercat

Taknyu, Teasel. Ai’ll juss sit heer kwitely fur a bit. Ai can has choklit possums wiv mai cawfee?

teasel2

Ani tyme! An ov corse u can haz choklit possums!!!
Sry Ai forgetted does!!
*gibes Ambercat choklit possums*

Ambercat

*dunk*
*dunk*
nomonomnomnomnomnommnomnomnomnomnom!!!

 
 
 
 
 
D.R.

An I din’t eben has any cabatees

 
 
Qasim

i haz it loong time ago and it was very very painful

 
 
 
teasel2

Mii Teasel bez a gud flosser! Iffin u wanna luk…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Teasel/lolz

(Iz it OKai 2 doose dat?)