dentis say floss
dentis say floss after evry nom
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Iz Ai doin it rite?
Yesh u iz! an beeoootifully 2!!
Ohai Annipuss!!
sowwy i forgot earlier, had to go sumwhere, well, CONGA-RATSHULACES!!
fur nawt sekund commint!!
kittehz dont need dent-istz!
Ohai Hashim, We haz a tye agane! Ai lub ur new abatar.
o fanks annipuss!!
we both could go to da ty booteek
k i haz to go naow talk to u later!!
bye bye!!
Ohai eberyone!!
iz back!! hmmm…. naow wat to do?
Ai dunno…wot do yu wont to do?
hmmm…maed sum new lolz, u can hab a luk at dem if u wantz to!
Ai lukked at r LOLz! U r sew funnee! Ai pickeded sum 4 mai faborites! It will tak mii a long tiem 2 luk at dem awl, tho!
I just hab 2 LOLs, iffin u want 2 luk…one fits wiff dis flossin kitteh an one I shuld send 2 Maus or Ebil Maus, Ai fink sew.
yesh, i liekz ur teasel LOL, itz bery funny!
btw, waz teasel shouting at sumone at dat tiem??
he iz bery kyoot and multi colored!
i favorated ur teasel LOL, itz bery gud and hilarious! :lol0:
Thx Hashim! She waz probably tellin mii 2 leabe here aloan! She is bery snorglee, but onlee iffin itz her idea. Calico kittehz haz da reputashun ov bin bery sassy….catitude…..let mii show U mine! Ai tinks itz bcuz dey r part BC, part BB an part poysun!
Ooops! Part CC an part BC, I meanz!
datz a gud combinatshun… i fink
just joking, i can see ur teasel kitteh iz bery snorglish and bery kyoot!
can i snorglez teasel pweaze??pwetty pweaze wiff cheezburgerz on top!!
U can tri, but bedder watch owt fur da pintee endz!
Seh iz usuallee nizer to udder peeplez–Ai tink seh noes wut Ai sayz about her an wants dem 2 tink Ai’z a liar!
(An seh does tank u fur awl da nize compleemints!)
ok, i’ll wear an oxygen mask and den snorgle, jus for protecshun frum pointee endz… so, epic snorgle in 3…2…1… *jumpz onto teasel and snorglez*
*face filled wiff hair*
see, teasel iz nice and doesnt show herz pointee endz!!
Teasel iz sew happii nao!!
(C, I tolded u seh bees gud jus 2 mak mii luk bad!)
Sadly
I haz 2 leabe nao an dew werks round da hause.
I hopz 2 bbl!
Hab a gud dai an gibe Simba a snorgle frum mii an Teasel! (Seh liks Simba, tinks hiz a nize boi!)
Ohai, Hashim!! Lub r abatar! Simba mush b sew prowd!
Hello teasel2!!
let me introduce Simba to teasel and teasel to Simba..
i fink dey gonna be gud frendz
fank u so muchie fur da complimintz!!
after evree nom? i b floss all day…
Ai nebber stops nommin long enuff 2 floss.
eggzaktly.
nom nom nom nom nom *floss* nom nom nom nom nom
Teh sikrit iz tu nom edibul floss.
aaaaAAAAOOOOOGAH aaaaAAAAAOOOOOGAH DIS IS A SPLORTCON 5 WARNIN!!!!! I SEZ AGIN. DIS IS A SPLORTCON 5 WARNIN!!!! ALL CCC PURSONELL, KITTEH (man) UR POSIHIOINS. DIS IS NOTZ A DRILLLL!!!!
dont u juss wanna kiss hims fuzzy lil knees?! ar dey not th3 q-test lil knees yu ebber saw?!
Isn’t she lubly, isn’t she wundurfull? … *sigh* i dunno teh rest ov teh wurds ov Mr. StevieWonders song, butz dis kitteh is defnely kwalifyin 2 b singed abowt!!!
tehre u goez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rIbanCf0kc&feature=related
jus copy ‘n paist
Fank u ever so mush siobhan!!! elebenty cheezeburgers 2 u!
than-q … ai nommed themz awl… an nao… ai feel sumwaht… full.
N dat widdle faec! N dose byootimus aizes!
Hmm…kiss teh kneez..ai has dun teh belliesnorgles, an chinchuckin, an eben nibbeled teh eartipz, but ai don fink ai haz dun kneekissin. ai will nao go off an fin a kitteh an kiss his kneez. saouns liek fun!
heh! splortcon 5
splortcon5 iz otai…iz wen it getz to splortcon 2 taht yew start wurrying; splortcon 1? Dat wen splort is inebitiblol. Anandon awl hoep at dat tiem.
ERRR!! ERRR!! BOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!! ERRR ERRR!!!
DIS IZ A SEVERE SPLORT ALERT!
DERE IZ A SPLORT WARNIN FER FLOSSKITTEH COWNTEE UNTIL ELEBENTEE O’CLAWK WIF A SPLORT WATCH IN EFEKT 2. TEH SPLORT SIRENS AR GOIN AWF AT TEH MOMENT. DIS IZ AN EMERGENCY. AGEN DERE IZ SPLORT WARNIN FER FLOSSKITTEH COWNTEE UNTIL ELEBENTEE O’CLAWK
ERR ERRR ERR ERRR ERR!!!!
an doan furgit to gurgleh wif floaryde!
Donnot ferget to brush ferst! I has speshul seefood flavur toothspaste.
sawft belli maeks mi wanna snorgle!
*hands princessmu teh snorgle snorkle*
fanks, 4.5kittehs!
Nuttin to c heer, jus testing…..
bold
all slanty-like
yer owt!
to da nth
Agin, jus testing…
yer owt
K, wun moar try at strike thru…
werkYAY! Thx 2 jamamakitty ah cupple ov freds bak!
Ohai teasel2!!
in sum previous lol, dier waz a whole guideline on da different fontz!!
k, i wont bovver u naow, u can test naow!
Anyone other than me REALLY sick of those flyff ads??
Prolly, cuz i’z sick ov most ov dem…but wuts flyff??
Oh teh floofy pantaloons!
*SPORT*
oops!
Hope I’z nawt 2 late!!!
Heer comes teh CCC!!!
*weeeehhoooooo!! weeeeeehoooooO!!*
*scoopity scoopity scoopit upz da braynz and cleanz dem*
*putz dem back in Ambercat’s head*
*pat pat patz dem awl nize an smoothee*
*pullz da CHRG awn nize an tite*
*ducky tape ducky tape*
*handz Ambercat sum coffee, hawt choklitt and a bery cozy blanky wiff teeff brusheez an smilee kittehs awn it*
Rest awile an u should feel bettur soon!!1!
Taknyu, Teasel. Ai’ll juss sit heer kwitely fur a bit. Ai can has choklit possums wiv mai cawfee?
Ani tyme! An ov corse u can haz choklit possums!!!
Sry Ai forgetted does!!
*gibes Ambercat choklit possums*
*dunk*
*dunk*
nomonomnomnomnomnommnomnomnomnomnom!!!
An I din’t eben has any cabatees
but just in case haz sum floss
Ouchiee it haz a stuk
I hates it wen dat happinz
i haz it loong time ago and it was very very painful
Mii Teasel bez a gud flosser! Iffin u wanna luk…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Teasel/lolz
(Iz it OKai 2 doose dat?)
Wai nawt?? we luvs tu see lolz!!
good higene: i haz it
Hmmmmm, Ai nebber sawed a bebbeh kitteh wif floofee knees befoar;
Hims luuks liek a stuffedt toi;
Wen hims geyts dunn flohssyng hims teef, hims kan roal up teh flohss inna bawl adn plaiy wif iyt like a bawl ov yaurn!! Oar hims kan swingez wif iyt liek Taurzan!!!
Oar hims kan tie a peece ov papure tuu iyt adn pullit aroun liek a kite!!(oar ebben runnaroun teh floar wif iyt rlly fass tuu teeze teh goggie!!!)
SAy ‘hello’ to Kat(e) Floss.
Ouch!
wat a kyoot kitteh… WY CAN’T I SPLORT TO GET AWAY FRUM DIS KITTEH???? *grabz a hamur*
KLONK!
*falz 2 deh grownd*
**CCC pullz up wif a SCHRREEEEEEECH!
Hhhhmmm…… Wudja lukit dat??? …… No splorted braynez……. Wut 2 due?? wut 2 due?
I noez!!!
*loadz GF on2 CCC adn racez off to finding Dr. TinyCat*
Whee ooo, wheee oooo (mai pathetic siren-sownd)
*waks up*
Wyam I tranz- tranlu- see throo?
I IZ GOWSTEE!!!!1!!
Cyoot kitteh tho.
‘morning, Your Majesteh
Hoooooo, Hoooooooo, tooooo yooooooo!
i do not floss after evry nom
Jus maik shur tew soopurvaiz teh flossin an tek awai teh floss aftur playz.
my kitteh playz with myz floss thats why iz do notz floss @ i forgetz
aww, the kitteh’s so kyoot!!
nyuuuu~
Dennill flawss nawtz lyke
pisskettee. Wayrz teh nommee
sawss andz beeg meeetzbawwlz?
Dennill flawss nawtz lyke
sawfft plumpz thredd cawlld ‘Yarm’, eevurr,
butz itz phunn 2 choo
Liddill Kitteh canz
haz phunn wiff diz stuff. Needz 2
fyndz owtz wayr itz endz
Jack.
Ai lurvs teh wai u mak haikuz awn teh comintz! BERY yooneek!
u still haz a nom tween deh teef….
Wat iz he nomming?
Sorry-I don’t speak lol, just read it. Please don’t ever leave the floss where the kitty can get it – if they swallow it, it won’t digest, and it can kill them by cutting their delicate insides! Very expensive surgery to fix!
Yepyep, very right, wwyoud!
Must be a Maine Coon….cuz when that kitteh bebbee grows into his feets…OMG that’s gonna be a BIG KITTEH!!
O.O
Very few lolz make me laugh. This one did.
Cats sure do seem to like the dental floss. I have to put effort into keeping it away from them.