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awww kitteh i will lubz u!
heya hash, I’ll get the first round, den gotta scoot and run a spot for the Wiggles.
hai stagehanddon!
i fink we haz a ty?
Ohai stagehaddon!
i fink we haz a ty?
yepper, and I gotta run….again…..*sigh*
Off u go 2 deh ty-boo-teek boiz!! I spekt 2 seeing u wearing ur lubblee kittee tyz deh next tyme I seeing u!
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Korse u ken get enneefing u like dere, martooneez oar watches (doan let LCB seeing dem) oar chokklit, oar wutebber u kan fink uv.
goodie goodie!!
onwardz, to glory!
Wiggles wule teh wee whirld!!
ps…i lykem tew.
ohai, i updated ur facebook
and deleted ur MySpace page…
Adn bited deh mousee….
cordelss mousee, yer doin’ eet wrong
But wat will i tell all mai frends…?
Dat et muss come tew an end…no moar intertubes, oar teh kitteh eets yew in yer sleepies.
Deleted teh Myspace page?
U did yr huumin an favur.
I can has cat named Chessie LOL him is a silly cat lyz on back with feet in air an Meows…
thanks to the cordless optical mouse, i can do both at the same time
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mai multi-tasking lemme show yew eet.
Iz inner…intr…Ai savin’ yew frum yew.
an’ no moar lukkin’ up stuff bout dem vampire books, ivver.
aw commawn, we all wanna know what Rachel Morgan is up to now.
Moar interesting in edward cullen at teh moment, kgr8thx…wuz won of most oldest peepuls at book release lastest nite.
iz kyoot kitteh I wull gib him lots of lub …
Ai juss wants to kiss hims widdle nosie!
Catbutt-like taiping detektid.
*Hed desk*
AWW…
SPLORT!
wait here i will callz fur halp….
*weeeehhoooooo!! weeeeeehoooooO!!*
*da CCC cumz in and scoopity braynz and cleanz dem*
*putz dem back in Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s head*
*ducky tape ducky tape*
*handz Kitteh_Kat_Celia sum coffee, hawt choklitt and a bery cozy blanky*
dier!!
u should feel bettur naow!!1!
Tank u! Ai feel bedder nao!
ur welcum Kitteh_Kat_Celia!!
i forgotz to gibz u CHRG earlier, sowwy, here, haz one naow!
Tank u again!
Why do teh cyoot pictures always make me splort? XD
well… it happenz to eberyone so it iz nuffin to wurry bout akshullee!
ai iz ur noo maccatbook pro oar izzat maclolbook pro?
But Kitteh Realcat, yuu needez nawt tuu hazza jelluus bowt teh intertoobs at awl;
Weez kan nawt luuve yuu enney moar tahn weez awlreddy duz;
C’mon; weez gibb yuu lawtsa snorgles, shmoos, hedbonks, adn belleh-rubbs;
Yuu bees Kitteh#1; and ICHC luuves yuu az muches az weez duz!!!
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Naow haow bowt a kitteh treet oar mebbee a liddel snackee ov tuuna!!!!
tahtz so tru…
easy decision
toona or hoomin. nawt a contest, at leest nawt wif mai kittehs
altho, ai heer hoomin taste liek chikken
ai heer that chikken taste liek chikken…
…
nah, more like sweet pork. There’s a reason cannibals referred to people as “long-pig”.
so we didnt kum frum munkeys? we kummed frum pigs? that wud asplane teh ability uv teh orgens to werk in hyoomen sistems an teh kreepee fingered pigs.
ok eberyone, iz 1:00 am naow, haz to snooze naow…
bye bye eberyone! haz a gud dai!
*zzZzzZZzzZzzZZz*
G’nite hashim. ♥ schmoo
o hai, cween mj. how iz ur haus on weelz?
O Hai. Deh howse on weelz b ok. it sitz still 4 anuzzer munf. Den it startz rolling agin.
♪♫ On deh rooooode agin, juss kant wate 2 git on deh rooooode agin.♪♫
Den wher? Wut makes u rollup n roll on?
Wii b werking in Orygone till just after Labor Day.
Campground closes Sept. 15.
So wii go visit Mom & Dad in Minnesota 4 a seek oar sew.
Den wii hed to Texas 4 deh winter. Not so muches snow dere.
i hopez u c sum sno!! sno iz so
bayoutiful n teh desert!! it pilez up on
each and every wun ov teh sawarow
needulz adn teh priklee parez adn teh
paluvurdeez… it iz magicul… adn
majestikul…lyk u!!
Minnesota! Ai mite bee der baot den. Wil bee in Alexandria. Mebbe dryve up tew Bemidji.
yay! ai bees in saint pawl, wave as u go bai!
ai wuz bornded in ferguss fallz which is just passed alexandria, which is, you know, teh birthplase uv amerika
AAACCCKKK!!! Weerdpress ated mai anser!!! GRRRRRRRRR.
heeheehee i claim responsibilitee as rebenj fr teh eerwrum you jest gived me.
♫ on the road agin..
Y u sneeky liddul….. I wil habbing mai donkee fren smak u wif a hoof.
snert.
revenge is a dish best eaten cold. in a parfait. wif a donkee…
If I riting agin, will weird press horking up bof at wunst?
Short anser, (whyle wii waiting 4 deh loong wun),
Norf in summer, Souf in winter.
Hhhhmmmppphhh. Gess Weerdpretzel gonna hang on2 dat uzzer commint adn nom it fer a whyle.
*sigh*
Ower kampgrownd closes Sept. 15 so wii will hedding 2
Minnesoda 2 visiting mai Mom&Dad. Den wii hedz 2 Texis furr deh winter. Wif stopz along deh wai 2 visiting uzzer frenz adn relatibz.
U gots 2 b kidding mii!!!!
WP Iz nomming anuzzer long anser.
**Sendz litening bolt to deh WP server 2 making it let go
*uv mai commints**
How souf dowm souf?
Texas.
WP ated 2 more commintz.
I turn off kumputer now adn go 2 town.
Mebbe Deh ebil Weird Pretzel will bhaving wen I git bak. Oar it may b itz p1zzee sef.
Oh shur….. I thretten 2 go way, sew it horkz dem awl up @ wunst.
PLBBBBTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kthkzbai.
*muttering unner bref *
*bowt stooopeee poooterz*
Yabbut we gets to see teh beeyotimuss crown ov yors lots ov times cween
Itz sparklee… :mezmerized:
wow, dat iz a shrt nsir
I hopez yu copiez it next timy WP noms teh answer. Mebbe put in in two shorter messijes & wp will be happy?
But it wuzn’t dat long.
Wii iz in Orygone.
Camp closes in Sept.
Visit Mom & Dad in Mineesoda.
Den go to Texas.
hey cween, ya gonna carve GTT in yer folks front door?
Awwww, realcat, you have a point, I…
…waitaminnit, I gots an idea (snickr)…
…hold still while I gets mi kammera!
(cat slaps forehed)
but, kitteh, that’s how we express our affection for you…you know, besides offering gushy foods.
Ya, letting uzzer peepz laffing at u, dat b how wii showz u wii luvvz u.
:snikker:
Yu be tryin to hurtz my dignibty, but I AM CAT!
i rize abuv all htat.
doan worry kitteh,
we’re not laffing wif you,
we’re laffing AT you!!
Oh wate…
(cat slaps own forehed agin)
*LOVE ALL REAL CATS*
*GIVE EACH A LOVING, FOREVER HOME*
*SPAY AND NEUTER*
*ADOPT! ADOPT! ADOPT!*
Anom! Awl does pepuls dat called teh shelter abaut doptin teh 44 paund kitteh- hau mannee ub dem du u fink wud taek anudder hoemless kitteh insted! Nawt mannee ai’m sher. Gibs me a sad.
Der wuza 44 pownd kitteh!?
itz bin in teh noos alawt. a laydee got forklozed onna hur haus an kuddn’t keep her kitteh an jus let him go an he got faund an taken to a shelter. Maed teh noos kuz he wuz BIG. at nawt secund dey kudn’t tell ifn he wuz a he or a she an dey kalled him Princess Chunk. u kan probly googlol teh storee.
Eye lukeded it upp. Dat iz a sad.
Donut has a sad, Tribble. Reed dis:
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1420738.php/Kansas_zoo_Labrador_Retriever_nurses_rejected_tiger_cubs_triplets_
Aww, datz sweet. But dem tygurrz r gonna bee confuzzeled bout beein beeg catz or goggiez!
Lubs B lubs, ifinkso!
i maded alol ob isabella and teh babies. in my lfavrits but i tink workpezzel eateed her
Berry sweet, amandakat!
awww, datz wun sweet doggeh… i hope
thoz tigger kittnz ramember hur win tehy
git biggur adn b nise tu hur 2.
berry sweeeeet! bebee tiggrrz maek mii want to splort. But awlso maekz me wonder weerd liddle fingz liek Do bebee tiggrz get rite nutrishunz from goggie milk? Zookeeperz noes dese fingz, tho, aifinkso.
Wuz awn teebee las nite nd ina papur tudai in artkul abowt amainul krooltee. Neer heer wuz “puppymill” wif abowt 40 berry sik dawgz nd partz ub ded dawgz arownd da proptee. Sugjesshun wuz tu putz pikshurz ub deze gyz up so nobuddeez goze tu bai pupz frum dem. Liek the “wanted fur murdur” pikshurz ina poats orfis.
or bedder yet, dey cud taek 44 paunds of kittehs, jus nawt awl in teh saem pakaj.
Yaye!! vgersmom, u haz teh bestest idee!!!
ai wish mai (otter-wise wonderfullest) husbin wud let mii adopt 44 more paunds of kittehz!!
Dat sowndz gud. Dis lol lukz berry muxh leik mai Arly wen she wuz liddul nd wyad 4 pawnz so cud hab 11 bebehz leik dat.
Iz adopts adult kittehs tat stoopd hoomans abunduned. Mah kittehs got secund chance fur a gud home. They luvs it here wit me! They follow meh arund home, go sleeps on me, and greet me when Iz gets home from werk. I spoilz tem.
Adoptid pets has a awsum and win.
Don’t breed or buy while shelter kittehs die!
Ai beliebz dis kareez ober tu hyuminz tu. abowt in vitro, etc. . fink itz rong az lawng az dere ar chilren hoo nedez furebur hoamz.
We luv lolcats so much cuz we luv realcats so much!!
( k…cummeer litl kitteh i giv u sum atenshun…utoh..
gonna uz mi eyez..gonna uz mi noes..gonna mak u…
mak u…notis……winkin at chu….lalalala… ♪ )
Awwww, hugs tiem nao
But kitteh… Naow yoo IZ a lolcat! Dis hooman be confuzzled naow.
Good kitteh.
(What else can be said?)
I don’t have a realcat to love
Only dogs, who sit in silent judgment and drag my unmentionables around the house for company to see.
arunt goggies deliteful?!
We awlreddy lubs teh realcats, but teh lolcats maek r dae!!1!
Aww!!Wut a purrty kitteh!I fink it’s kaliko!*skritchies on da kitty’s purrty hed* I wishes yu were MY reel kitteh.
I still finks yore purrty tho
Den again my reel tuksie kitteh iz jellus an wuld beets da stuffins outta you
such pretteh kitteh, u r a realcat, but u so ful of cuuute
kittehness u get to be star of lolcats and win kitteh oscar. u so cuuute an kuddlee you maek hoomin harts melt. dont hav a sad. sit on windosill and luk at birdees and feeel warm sun.
I bring u cheesbergers an tuna and tickle ur kitteh bellee.
it r true! realcats need wub too!
all my love is belong to realcat.
My fwend haz a cat tat lukz juzt lik tat.