Comments on: K, nao tie it to the other shoo

By: Dr

Dr — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:55:36 +0000

i can has mowse?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:10:51 +0000

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:10:32 +0000

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:49:34 +0000

thoz votin burgurz wer befor
my tyme…so i don no how
gud they wer…but lotsa peeps
wan tem bak…

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:36:34 +0000

Iz gud reason to bring back teh votin burgers fur comments! Den peepls hoo don has time to rite responses can at least say dey waz here. Cheez and Tofu, us can has burgers bak?

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:50:34 +0000

oHai! Mrrphh!
Yu hav sum grate ideaz ther!
Romeow’s email address iz
right below us here…she wud
surely appreciate hearing from
you directly. Another email
she uses is on the flyer up
the thread a bit…thanx

By: divakitty

divakitty — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:37:00 +0000

The Humane Society of the Willamette Vallery (Salem, OR) has a huge roster of volunteers…dog walkers, kitten cuddlers, some who mind the store and adoption center and front desk. They work right along with the paid staff. My dog and one of my cats came from there and they’re wonderful. Many local veterinarians volunteer time or offer free or reduced spay/neuter services. It takes a strong community interest in helping animals, but it is absolutely possible! Check out http://www.willamettehumane.org/ for an example of a terrific organization. Sorry none of the above was in lolspeak, but I wanted to get it typed quickly ; >)

By: divakitty

divakitty — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:28:19 +0000

den ur a tru kitteh…kittehs alwyz lieks der proteens. Happeee 2 have u join r compnee!

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:51:56 +0000

ohai KK, ai wuz hopin to run into yoo at sum poynt! ai will soon reply to yor email. (iz hard to talk via commints!)
wee are nawt going foar a few moar munths, but ai haz started practisin callin it “kiwifroot” alreddy.
ai alreddy ~~warned~~ tole DH taht we might hasta has an INNERNASHUNAL CHEEZMEET!! hee unnerstans.
ai nawt goin neer enny glo-wurms, tho. oar bungee thingee. ai iz chiken.

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:33:13 +0000

Well this all sounds like someone has become a ‘hoarder’ by usurping the municipal shelter; serious nutcase involved, possessive and jealous of (probably) her domain.

Get together a viable group of, say, five people. Write a proper proposal with a budget and manning chart, and go before City Council. Present the problem (without accusations or pointing fingers – remember, sick energy is unreasonable and inexhaustible) and then present the solution. There are probably models all over the country that you can use. It would reduce/defuse the amount of unhealthy emotional energy if you could get one or two guys involved like a local vet, a real estate broker who would benefit from a TNR project to deal with a feral cat colony near an apartment complex or something like that.

I’ll be delighted to receive Happy Cat if we can safely get him from there to here (Seattle).

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:05:18 +0000

Ohai tessm – not shure if yew will see dis, but ennywai…

Ai redz taht yew is cuming to nooziland!!!! Ai has a happytayle. Am happy to givs yew teh avdice on whea to goes and whatz to sees. Jist lemme noes wot yew wants to noes.

By: tessm

tessm — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:51:15 +0000

too much time on my hans
(tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickin away)
too much time on my hans
an ai dunno whut to dew…

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:37:50 +0000

u is so sillee!! u noe u is lubbed! lotz ov timez commentz don get respawnses but dat don meen we isn’t lieked! ai iz glad u iz still hier.

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:36:22 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{KAFLEEN an Cheshirekittehkat}}}}}}}}}}
itz a mootual admirashun sosiety!!!
Ai lubs u awl!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:32:27 +0000

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By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:24:05 +0000

:snerk: @ Dr. Ebil adn himz ebil planz.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:18:58 +0000

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:17:41 +0000

Teh kittehs haz bin veree bizzi plottyng tehir shoolayce tyeing schkeme;
Haowebber, luukes liek wun ov teh shoolayces ar borked;
Awlsoe, tehre bees noes signe ov teh uvver shoo;

Tihs trikk haz bin abruptlee stalleded; tehir oawnley hoep iys foar teh hyuoomin tuu waulk iyn adn, nawt notissing teh shoo, tuu fawl oaver iyt!!!!!

By: purritos9

purritos9 — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:38:37 +0000

(a/k/a jmuhj)

*SHUZ TYIN. Yur doin it ryte!*

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:47:56 +0000

mmm,yummi wif pecanz&honey!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:45:56 +0000

SoooooooooooullllDonkey!
()()……………………………..
.Y…………………………………
.O……heehaw!………………..
duzdatluknetinglykadonkee?
nawt relly…

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:11:53 +0000

{oobark}
No, don feel dat way, oobark.
jus rite sumpin n respons tu
a commint…adn keep on readin
adn responsin…den go bak adn
chek on weddur r nawt tehy
replied….lOOk at all teh commintz wif no repliez onm.
therz bunchis ov em.
remembur wut Woody sed
tu dat boy nex door adn…
Play nise…..
Hav u visitd any ov teh way
pas lolz n teh CheezMewzeum?
datz fun tew. so peasful &
quite n ther….lyk a waxmewzum.
n jus a litl spookee…..

By: whiskers

whiskers — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:15:06 +0000

nonono…like in dis lol ai did…

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1660963

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:35:51 +0000

Ohai vgersmom!!
i hab sent u a friend request so if u wanna accept, u can….
we iz bery happee to hab u here!!
i hopez enjoy ur stay here!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:34:23 +0000

Ohai oobark!!
i feelz da same sumtiemz but den i get ober it…
so pweaze dont feel left out! pweaze!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:16:29 +0000

Ai had a Belgian waffle recently.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:14:41 +0000

Wun problem ai has wif posting is: If no response, ai feel ignored. If ignored, why be here?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:11:50 +0000

No harm intended, dawn key. Yew know dat, aifinkso.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:10:19 +0000

gang q, mary O’ teh Spock

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:06:26 +0000

BEEEEE-YUTIMOUS kitteh!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:40:43 +0000

Dere’s a Happy Barn??? I fot dere oanli be a NB

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:36:31 +0000

ur welcum!!
i iz happity to halp!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:32:05 +0000

ai LUBZ dat lolpic!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:26:46 +0000

Thank u, u saivs mah lyfe.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:25:22 +0000

Dis plaec dun liek mi (check e-meow), so I respeks dat an’ leev.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 08:12:34 +0000

*chill up da spine*
s-s-someonez gonna d-die?

By: DrEbil

DrEbil — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:38:23 +0000

Vishus trap plans: $1 or a fluffy mowsie ca toy
Def traps (goggie size): $2 or half a carton ob ‘nip
Def traps (heffalump size): $4 or a full carton ob ‘nip
Ebil Voodoo: Blud from a goggie sakrifysed at midnite by a coven ob basement cat wurshippers, plus shipping and handling
Tangles shulaces: Priceless

By: jd

jd — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:30:53 +0000

*reechez intew maryOspockn’s brayn adn digs arownd a bit. Sownd ob thyngs clanging. Gen he pullz up an orinj blob.* “Diz be yur problim. Teh Blob ob Self-Dowt. Wibowt teh poizon ob self-dowt, yu can be extremely witty adn cleber. Awl braynes shud be cheked wunce a yeer fore orinj balls ob self-dowt, az dey bloe in on teh wind adn settle in.
.
*checks OOBARK’s braynes adn finds a small nest ob orinj blobs ob Self-Doubt, wich he remoobs adb throws intew an existential bukkit wib maryOspockn’s orinj blob ob self-doubt.*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:29:46 +0000

{{{{{(Doško}}}}}
Hai Dainjerus_kultist_ob_basement_cat!
U can’t scare meh.
Ur a kitteh lubbin guy frum Croatia – nawt basement cat
Welcome to dis happy place!

By: jd

jd — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:24:37 +0000

Oh, yeah, teh three wurd repeet comes frum Muppet Show chef, bork bork bork.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:12:23 +0000

Gudness.

Let’s rush YOO off too teh Happy Barn.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:09:45 +0000

Got it and sended u one bak!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:07:16 +0000

Oh Jenniffuurr, dat waz phunnee!
I reely laffed owt loud.

By: Dainjerus_kultist_ob_basement_cat

Dainjerus_kultist_ob_basement_cat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:09:06 +0000

dat kittehs r planing a trap… a vicius trap… samone’s gonna die.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:47:48 +0000

Oh, doze stinkurs.

kzsu.stanford.edu/~dollarb/graphics/donkey.jpg

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:47:11 +0000

Wy, u juss take dat snurt any ol time u wunt!

Ooh….i went crazee tryin too fink up ware teh hammock
donkey camed frum. So heer are sumfin else.

http://www.kzsu.stanford.edu/~dollarb/graphics/donkey.jpg

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:40:17 +0000

like dis??
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1690325

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:37:36 +0000

oh and teh pix ob yer kittlins are adoooooooooorrrrrrabul!!!! ai can lols wif dem? plz…….

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:35:53 +0000

who nooooooo it cud be sew wundermuss tew be bloooooooooo!!! ai “yayyed” yew up teh fred aways………… whew, now ai can sleep!!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:34:43 +0000

Ohai lindycat!!
yesh, ur naem iz bloo and ur abatar iz kyoot!!
conga-ratz on doin it rite!
it took me a while fur doin in in da lol back den though *sigh*