K, nao tie it to the other shoo
K, nao tie it to the other shoo
member 2 loop nd swoop wen tyin da shoo.
picture: jolangse. lol caption: emilyinfini
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den we shall hab sum fun
Ohai guise! Wii haz a brayde, wif Annipuss awn tawp spawt! I juss goin inna kitchen nao, what y’all wantin?
Bedder get ur order in suun! I juss dropped bai heer toew look, and lo-an-beehold there wuz “no commints”!!
Order up, laydiez 
OK, den. I leeves thsi tray ob martooniez heer, wif saltee kibblez, I meenz nibblez. Can alsew haz viggiez an dipz. But then again, it’s bedtime, isn’t it? Sew, we alsew can haz hawt chawklit!
Yummmers ZF
Fankyoo {{{{{zauberflolute}}}}}
ooh! ooh! i can has sum steeven’s mint truffle and french vanilla fur mah frend?
Hunny, u can ennyfing u wunts on heer.
OOOOOHHHHH
We can has chokklit caek?? Huh? Huh? Plz? Priddy priddy plz??
*pops in for just wuuuun moar sekkind*
Ok, chawklit caek fur Tidmum! Foar Annipuss, a small bookay ov lavender, tew sleeptite wiv!
*leevez 4 gud, bai bai!*
Nooooo…cum bak ZF ,we missed yoo!!!!!!!
ub korse yu kin hab chonklit caik wif rasperry filing init. nd wippy creme. just da fing tu hab b4 going apples nd pearz tu kepe yu awaik awl nite. Wuz bootsale tudai? bai sum gud bootz?
Ooohhhh Razzlebrees an creem tooo Nom..nom.. nom…
Fanx gmwgs.
Boot sale inna mornin if it nawt rainin
Been to V-E-T wiv Hazelmouse tewday
She got nastees awn her skin an rubbed orf teh fur awn her cheex an shoulder.
Tehy did biopsees an skin scrapes this afternune. She still sufferin frum teh annasettic. She nawt feeline sew grate akshully.
Grr. wp eted it! {{{{{{Hazel}}}}}} Ai hoap she be ok .
Akshylee nawt da raspreez so muxh az blooberreez ai gawtz. Safeway hab sale awn byutimus wunz frum Br. Columbia so ai bai hole lawtz ub tu putz in frezer. Frezer nawt big enuf fur awl so wil hab tu maik sum jam nd/oar pi.Is branefud nd we nedez awl we can getz.
She beein a bit odd- i juss hadda pull her hed owt wadder dish acuz she sittin by it an droppin hed innit.
I gots to keep her inside fer a while an she mad abowt dat!
Ifinkso I take her up to bed wiv me nao so I can keep a iye awn her froo teh nite.
Nite nite gmwgs.
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Bloobree pie. Nebber eetid dat afore. It sowns nommy. I needz branez.
mine be gone away
U and Hazel hab a good sleep. Hope she feelz all better tomorrow.
{{{{{Hazel and teh gud Tidmum}}}}}
Fanx Romeow. I tryin to settle her for the nite,but she a bit skitty an away wiv fairies still.
I has maded her a fort in my rume . She wobblin alawng tew bed nao.
Ohai gma, I pikked 2 powndz uv blakkberris dis affernoon - Ai’ll haz 2 maek jam tomorro. Sum uv dem Ai maek in2 pulp dat Ai freeze fur maekin blakkberry mousse (mai own ressipee, diabetic speshul) Dat taeks up less room in teh freeze dan hole froots. Mai son lieks teh pulp sweetind an pored ober iiscreem.
oh noes… ur kitteh…*sob* i has a sad. a reel sad. i praes ur kitteh Hazelmouse will be okay…..
Awww! Fanx ChocolateSamus…
She be awl stoopyfied frum teh drugs still. I iz tukkin her up in teh blankie nao.
luv adn {{{tidmum&hazel}} tu u adn
goldnhealinbeamzovlite comin yur
direkshun…ketchum…
Fanx PercyCat
We sayin ” Nite Nite Cheezland”
I gotted distrakted-we wuz goin to bed a hower ago!!!
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Nunnite ebreewun…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she bee tukked up in blankee? ok. dat souns gud. blankies r gud fur ebberywun!
Ai iz awl reddy fur bed, so Ai doan’t fink Ai’d better haz ennyfing 2 drink naow, but thx fur teh offur!
Ai wuz goin 2 haz an erlee nite, but seem 2 haz got detayned! Muss goe 2 bed naow, G’nite ebbriboddee, g’nite.
DEn Hoomin Fall down,go boom!!
Teh bigger teh posable fumbs,
teh harder dey fall.
Jus’ gows tu shoe.
Teh tye taht bindz…
Ennybuddy kno how Hitler liked to tie hims shuz?
In lotz ov little knotzies!
Oh Jenniffuurr, dat waz phunnee!
I reely laffed owt loud.
SNAKE its a SNAKE!!
dems nawt badgers…. dems kittehs!!1!!
Iffen kittehs badger hoomins, do badgers hoomin kittehs?
an hoomins kitteh badgers?!
Badger badger ….FOX!
how did that badger*mushroom*snake thing
git started? wutz teh significanse ov teh
mushroomz?? i lyk dat guyz voice..it souns
familiar…i bet jd noes ansurz 2 all mi ???s
wwwww?
Iz alslo “llama” MJ hab it awn hur blog paje. iz no sigmifkanz tu enny
wud b cute wif anyting i gess…
kittehkittehkitteh………….
tuna tuna (or raw fish raw fish)
kittehkittehkitteh………..
snake,snake,ooooo itsa snake
(lotsa difrint cullurd jumpin kittehs
a flappin fish adn ah ssssssss)
parfait parfait parfait
waffle waffle waffle
which will it be?
waffle waffle waffle…
oooh yeh…bof
waffulwaffulwafful……….
waffulwaffulwafful………
parfay parfay
waffulwaffulwafful………
spoon, spoon, ooo itsa spooon!
(cept u don relly eatz waffulz
wif spoonz…needz sum werk)
how bout puddinpuddinpuddin…
should you reely badger her so…..
*donkee snert*
thanx fur lettin mi borry
yur snert…. oh that reminz
me ov that cutis card yu
posted heer fur, im sry, dono
whoz b’day…wif teh donkee
n teh hammuk…we lold n
lol d sumor.
Wy, u juss take dat snurt any ol time u wunt!
Ooh….i went crazee tryin too fink up ware teh hammock
donkey camed frum. So heer are sumfin else.
http://www.kzsu.stanford.edu/~dollarb/graphics/donkey.jpg
Oh, doze stinkurs.
kzsu.stanford.edu/~dollarb/graphics/donkey.jpg
de mushroom bee full ob poshun.
Dis iz wah wikipedia sez:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger_Badger_Badger
Howeber, it awlsew remynds me ob sum Monty Python.
Thanx Manx!
Oh, yeah, teh three wurd repeet comes frum Muppet Show chef, bork bork bork.
I can has smaller size plz?
Awwww..
Ai saw dis yesterdai in sumwon’s pikchurs, but capshun wuz a littel diffrent. Iz stil kyoot, tho!
Kitnz r funnee on hardwud florz. No trakshun.
*snickers* grate! i nawt akshully own enny kittehs, nawt even any membrs of the ittibittikitticomitti, ‘cus mah fambly is ‘lergic, and mah daddy and mah brudders doan liek kittehs at all. not goggies neether.
but… wen i is growed up, i will has pets. a puggie, sum kittehs, one ob dose funny-lookin-but-so-frendli hareless spinkses. in fact, pleh to the goggies! i’ll be a premature crayzi cat ladi! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ohai, chocolatesamus. wilcum tu owr funz. Ai trai tu se yur paje but just taikz me bak tu tawp ub dis fred.
reelee? O_O wow. ai dunno hao dat happenz. ai dunno as much ’bout pyooters az teenagers suppozed to be… mebbe is erlee crayzi cat ladi simptum.
Dis is why yu lien teh wallz wib catnip pillows adn see how long it taeks them tu figgur owt how tu du reel good run-and-slides.
mai favrit is to kall tehre name wen tehyre chasin teh invisibull monsters down teh halls and thru teh howse. tehn tehy get distrackted and run into teh wallz… ore chares… or tehmselves…
But wen dey get good at it, teh bootlegger reverses ar teh awsum.
i haz no lolkimmint for dis piktyur. iz wai tew kyoot, moar kyoot fur werds.
*speechless*